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Kyle's Jeans by AllzStar reviews
He's wearing those pants again. The dark-washed, tight-ass jeans that cling to his slim legs and tight, round buttocks. I can't help gawking at him when he's wearing those goddamn pants. Damn you, Kyle Broflovski, for making me love you. KyleXCartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,619 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Sophia by Space23Case reviews
Oc Story. Follow Sophie as she watches the crazy lives of her peers in south park. Love,Loss,Eating Disorders,even teen pregnancy. How could it get any better? -- no longer excepting oc's --
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,973 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009
The Pagans come to Town by Phoenix NightStar reviews
When modern day Pagans come to South Park, how will the town react? OC story with OC characters no longer needed.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,183 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Clyde D. - Complete
Clear Cut Love by MOFOSTAN reviews
Six South Park High students, six parings. All of them yaoi and yuri. All of them, onesided. Will their love be returned? Please let their feelings be reached. Let their love be clear cut. Stutters, Kyman, Webe, Crenny, Stolovan, Twophe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,978 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Butters S., Stan M.
Misery Business by SpiritLeTitan reviews
Stan and Kyle are starting their senior year in high school, and after a crazy party at Clyde's, Kyle realizes he has feelings for Stan! But...does Stan feel the same way? Stan/Wendy, eventual Stan/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,011 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Replica My Replica by California Gruesome reviews
"I'm Kenday Mcqua, nice to meet you!" she said. I almost felt my heart stop. "I'm sorry, what did you say your name was?" Christy asked. So I wasn't crazy, she had heard it to?. OC story. Send in your Ocs!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,127 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010
Suicide Kids by damn expensive eggs reviews
AU. There's one place where all the suicide kids go. It ain't Heaven, it ain't Hell. It reminds me of prison. We did the crime, we're doing the time. And the time is forever. update 2013: officially discontinued.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Kenny M., Butters S.
Home Sweet Messed Up Home by Lucky Amulet reviews
*SCHEDULED TO BE DELETED AND REWRITTEN*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kenny M.
The Forsaken by Serpentsrose reviews
Stan keeps waking up in the night to Nightmares. Will he learn their true meaning, or is history doomed to repeat itself once more? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Electronic Confession by EpicInTheLibrary reviews
Stan has a girlfriend. Kyle wishes he didn't. Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
I Wouldn't Change A Thing by freemanrage reviews
That was how it always worked. After all, they had a fight at least twice a week and it always ended the same way; a kiss and everything was better. ONE-SHOT! For Purple Panda Pimp. Addie/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Kyle B., Bebe S. - Complete
freak show by inactive-acc reviews
; moving to a new town is always hard. especially when your hair is the color of cottoncandy and of course, since you're new to the school, you're instantly dubbed a freak. OC story. send 'em in.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010
The Butterfly Effect by Natsu reviews
And that was how I changed the world. Slash. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,172 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Pretty Effed Up Right Here by Diabeetus reviews
The title says it all. Kyle/Sparky. Yes I know. WTF?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Saliva by miscellaneous items reviews
Kyle tells Stan he doesn't understand why people french when you get all their nasty saliva in your mouth.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Attack Of The OCs by freemanrage reviews
I sat at my computer today, wondering what would happen if the South Park OCs revolted against my constant use of them. This is my prediction. Using the OCs: Laura McCarthy, Addie McVim, and Wendaline Wymes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Just The Hat by norikozombie reviews
Cartman's written something on the wall of the boy's toilets about Kyle and Stan. It's nothing hurtful... just really immature.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kyle B. - Complete
Which oc am I? by Freddygirl123 reviews
ok, so heres the thing, you send in ocs, and I give clues about them in later chaps. You'll have to look at the reviews though. SEND IN OCs IN ONLY THE FIRST 2 CHAPS! when i get to the third chap, just go back to the first 2 and review there.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
The new girl in school by Freddygirl123 reviews
Freddy is new to South Park High School. and she'll soon find lots of... intersting people. and LOTS of trouble. OCS NEEDED! SEND THEM.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009
The Logic of the Lesbian Jew by mattmetzger reviews
Oneshot. Kyle is a lesbian. Cartman says that's fine, because everybody loves lesbians. Ike thinks Kyle can make up his own damn excuses for detention. Warning: contains no real lesbians.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Enjoying Summer Camp by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
A long planned out summer of fun is arranged for all the kids in South Park. Kenny and Stan both at a point, show affection towards Kyle, but how does he react? Style, K2, Creek, and possibly Cutters.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Kyle B. - Complete
Photography by twounderscorethreefour reviews
If anything, a significantly redeeming quality of mine is my ability to capture memories. I'm never without my camera, and I'll take candid shots when people aren't looking, which is what I aimed to do at Eric Cartman's party. Esther-centric. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
South Park Is Gay by Cainneigh reviews
South Park is hit with the Gay Plague.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,189 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009
Drain You by Hollywood Grimm reviews
One baby to another says. I'm lucky to have met you. I don't care what you think. Unless it is about me. It is now my duty to completely drain you.-They call me Star Tucker. The original angsty fire-red haired girl.-OC story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Ike B., Kindergarten Goth
Play Crack the Sky by DizzyAlice reviews
I wish more than anything in the world I knew how we came to this. No, that’s a lie. I wish more than anything in the world I didn’t have to do what I’m doing right now. But closely seconding that is my wish to know how we managed to fall this far. SxK
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,264 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
God Damn It! Who Is My Father? by mpkio2 reviews
Cartman is told that the results of his father's identity were tampered with. Now, stronger than ever, he wants to know who his father is. But is he ready to hear the truth that will change his life forever? Rated T
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Eric Cartman
The Adventure of a Lifetime by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
It was like any normal day.. But when the bus takes them to far, there forced to stay. Stan and Kyle realize something they never knew about eachother.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,923 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Insert Sappy Song Title by jinkiez reviews
The South Park kids are stuck inside another horribly cliche fanfiction. What will they do to escape?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Butters S.
Consequences by twounderscorethreefour reviews
Sequel to Digital Papercut. A lot more shitty. I don't know what I'm doing.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,065 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Welcome to South Park? by PandyPow reviews
3 years, it couldn't have changed that much? Right? OC story.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010
South Park goes Gaga by California Gruesome reviews
So this is a cute oneshot about How Stan, Kyle Cartman And Kenny LURVE Lady Gaga. Dedicated to all my FF friends. Xemerald Isle, Hollywood Grimm, ChristyCullen101, Noodle311, etc...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
Explosion by moonlitelm reviews
Kyle reflects upon how much of a jerk he can be towards Stan.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Don't Let Go by Babbels reviews
Kyle goes missing for a few days, and his life changes when he survives. Abuse, Violence, N/C, M/M, Style, and one-sided Cartman. Oh Boy!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,712 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Outcast by EmoWithASpork reviews
Hope Anne Tompson is new in south park after getting kicked out of her old school can she fit in make friends or will she be destined to be an outcast forever oc story
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010
Strawberry Jewcake by Courtanie reviews
BEST TITLE EVER. Ken goes over to Kyle's house and there are strawberries. We all know what those do to people. M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Way The Clouds Move by His Little LabRat reviews
The red balloon. The ant on the sidewalk. The charming prince. The Lonely War. Kyle knows these well, but all he wants to know is all of Stan - the red balloon. Style M/M. Rated M for a reason. Oneshot. Heavily psychological.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,496 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Facebook by comet80 reviews
inspired from the newest episode. Stan Marsh hates facebook. Style. Slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Digital Papercut by twounderscorethreefour reviews
Right, I know what you’re thinking. Why would a kid like me end up with something as faggy as a blog? Well, that’s just it; I’m a fag. A homo. Queer. Gay. I’m gay, alright?" Style. Stan's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Home Alone by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
Stan loves the weeks that Kyle's parents are gone.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Getting Caught by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
Kyle thinks he's passing notes with Bebe... : Oneshot!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Airport by Kyle-Kenny-McCormick reviews
Kyle and Stan get boerd in an airport -Oneshot-!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
A Basket of Apples by Nikki-Fox reviews
They said it was the beginning of the end. That it was all over for the small town of South Park. But nothing is ever set in stone, is it? Het, some Slash. Multi-Chap.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.
They'll Never Hear Your Muffled Cries by DizzyAlice reviews
And then the world tilts, and you fly off the edge. You are falling. And falling. The hum increases to a wail, a horrible, feral sound filling your ears. You want it to stop. And falling. One-shot, implied Kennyx? Happy birthday, Kenny
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
In Dreams by xxMistyDuskxx reviews
Everyone thought it was a miracle. But no, it wasn't. It was Stan. Style, rated T for occasional language. Kyle's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Alice in Hell by 3words reviews
OC Story. Alice Cartelli was forced to leave her so called "wonderland" when her father remarries a woman he met online, Liane Cartman. As soon as she steps into this new town, everything seems to change. Both for good and worse. R&R.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
How To Handle: Your Own South Park Character by Blue-Green-Clouds reviews
Congratulations! You are now the owner of your very own South Park character. Please Follow this guide on how to take care of your little guy, and avoid bad scenarios, which include but are not limited to, Severe injury, Explosion, Implosion... Have Fun!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Miss South Park by CrystolConeticut reviews
25 girls recieved letters saying they were chosen to compete in the Miss South Park Pageant! Only one will win: the question is: who? Not a fake smile and pageant wave competition! It can't be, cuz it's South Park! EPILOGUE NOW UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,651 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Complete
Kyle the RedHaired Jewboy by moonlitelm reviews
A spin off the classic "Rudolph the rednosed reindeer" song. Rated T for language, and adult themes
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Kyle B. - Complete
Unlikely Couples Contest by Nikki-Fox reviews
Yup, I'm holding a contest for Unlikely Couples. Details inside! :
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - S. McTowelie, Eric Cartman
How It's Supposed To Be by The Quiet Shadow XVII reviews
The juniors of South Park High are on a college field trip in San Francisco, California. Can Stan finally admit his feelings for Kyle? Or will he let it slip away? Stan's POV Style, Bunny, Creek, mentioned Dip T for language and gayness
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Nine Good Reasons by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
Stan's done wrong to his Super Best Friend. Can he make things right by giving Kyle his nine reasons why he did it? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,560 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Fever by Soul Flash reviews
Cartman gets an unexpected vistor when he's sick. One-shot. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Nice Ass by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
Stan likes Kyle's ass. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Weekend with Stan by funiichan reviews
It was for a weekend and they trusted me and Stan to stay alone at his house for the weekend. STYLE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
This story will be renamed soon by evenflowingwater reviews
This is an OC story, submit OCs with the form in here. CVillainS is helping me write this.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010
And Things Just Got Weirder by CrystolConeticut reviews
Mary has just moved from Great Britain and doesn't know what to expect from this new town, South Park. Let's just say, expect the unexpected..... EPILOGUE NOW UP!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,750 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Counter by South Park Kid reviews
Craig and Tweek have some fun on a countertop while the parents are away. Creek smut.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
I should write one shots by Amenan reviews
From Stan/Kyle to Craig/Tweek. Any one shots I feel like writing. Did I mention Kenny/Butters? I'm mostly doing this because I hate those one shots that are just a paragraph. I hate those with a passion. FIGHT THE POWER.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Ass Punch by Laimielle reviews
Like you've never jizzed your pants before.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Stupid Gay Conformist Prom by JoeMerl reviews
How the "South Park" characters' senior prom is likely to go if most fanfic writers get their way. All in good fun. Main pairings: Wetters, Demrietta, past Stendy. Various side pairings. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2010 - [Butters S., Wendy Testaburger] [Damien, Henrietta] - Complete
Sometimes Life's Crazy by KillerCupcakez reviews
Moving to a new town is hard enough, but preppy snobs, fat bullies, and dangerous hookups make it even harder for a girl named Karina Sanchez. SEND IN YOUR OCS TO SEE IF THEY CAN SURVIVE SPH!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Stan M.
I Hate Everything About You by xEmerald Isle reviews
There's a school dance coming up at South Park Elementary. Every student must take a perfect match test and go to the dance with whoever they get paired up with. For some, they are happy with who they're paired with. For others, they aren't soo happy...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,157 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Hypothetical by Ninny-na reviews
It all started with a simple inquiry. // Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Stan and Kyle Sitting in a Tree by Gamer2008 reviews
Stan and Kyle have been best friends forever. But Stan wants to change that... StanXKenny StanXKyle KennyXButters Lots of couples. Rated M for Sexual Content and Language.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Oranges by Briele reviews
StanKyle. Fluff without muff. SLASH.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Autumn Wishes by Briele reviews
Summary inside! StanKyle. Oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Butt Dialing by xXKanpekiXx reviews
Stan's butt betrays him to his best friend. STYLE.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,220 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
But What Is Beauty? by EpicInTheLibrary reviews
Kyle never really did have much self esteem.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Oh my Greek Gods by Freddygirl123 reviews
Crap. 2 weeks ago i was a normal girl. now, i'm part Greek God. Great. Just great. OCS NEEDED!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
I Hate Christmas by You'veBeenJayed reviews
These words are sure to never escape Kyle's lips again... Style. Late Christmas oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
All I Want Is You by Natsu reviews
Because sometimes life is more Danny Boyle and less Ang Lee. Slash. Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Asleep by googleurname reviews
Kyle confesses a secret to Stan while he's sleeping. "all kinds of way sweet! cute story!" -trulybliss08. Oneshot. Style.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Kyle Helps Cartman of His Own Free Will by JoyHeart reviews
It's 3am. It's crack. It's weird. It's just dialogue. I'm going to bed now.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
When I Don't Want To by Sammiantha-x reviews
Style fic, multi-chapter. Based and written loosely around the song Weakness In Me, about how Stan and Kyle come to terms with how they feel about each other. This is the edited and completely redone version of one of my old stories.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Coming Out by PaperclipKiller reviews
It's Kyle sixteenth birthday and he finds himself stuttering when he promised himself he would tell his best friend a very big secret. Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Ice Warm by super manako sohma reviews
If you've read Fire, you know this is a bunch of Stylish oneshots centered around a subject of my choice. It's gonna be fluffy as best as I make it. Again, romance or friendship? You decide.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,909 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Jew Bride by Misha Novak reviews
Butters is sick. So Kenny comes over and tells him a story...A spoof of The Princess Bride. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,380 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Boys Will be Girls, Girls Will be Boys by SouthParkUniverse reviews
The town of South Park will have an interesting situation on its hands when a very special kid attempts to be who she wants to be. Of course, nothing is set in stone except that something must go wrong.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,889 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Hello, My Name Is 'Second Best' by His Little LabRat reviews
Kyle's only second best. Or at least, he thinks so. one-sided!Style or K2? Choose your OWN ending!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
In Reference To Pee by JoyHeart reviews
Set in the evening after the episode 'Pee', this explores what Cartman would do with all the knowledge he had gleaned that day. It also explores what Kyle would do with all the pee gleaned that day. Icky. Disgression advised.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Little Mermaid by moonlitelm reviews
Rating: PG14 for innuendo, boy kissing, and swearing. Pairing: Stan/Kyle. Yes. I'm finally doing some Style XD Also some hints at Cartman/Wendy but really, its just hints. Summary: one shot The school's sports department needs some extra mon
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Shaking by rose.tinted.lies reviews
Kyle's hands are constantly shaking, and Stan feels like he is the only one who can see it. Eating disorder, mature content
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Victory by MoonLLotus reviews
Implied Style - They were close, they were so damn close. Yet Stan had to ask Kyle one last thing before it happened. REVAMPED.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Epic Quest by Fairy Pixie Stardust reviews
*Slash* After three years of no contact whatsoever, Kyle suddenly begins to show a friendlier side of himself. Of course, this awakens new feelings in Stan-- so now he must embark on an epic quest to not be gay. Which is hard. Really hard. *Stan/Kyle*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Baby by Kiminaru reviews
If there is one thing I learned from Mr. Garrison, it's that guys don't have babies.""Dude, it's South Park." Mpreg Style
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,433 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
It was only a dream by Shadowgate reviews
Stan has a disturbing dream.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Just Another Day? by ToOoFaKiNd reviews
Lynda has lived in South Park for a couple of days now and she thinks that she can handle all the strange things that happens. But, can she really? OC's needed, please!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009
All Little Boys are Just Curious by Briele reviews
As Stan and Kyle grow older so do there curiosity. Style SLASH!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Broken Hearts and Torn Up Letters by xXBeyondBirthdayXx reviews
Hello. My name is Kyle Broflovski, and I'm gay for my Super Best Friend. NOT A ONE SHOT StanxKyle & Other Pairings!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
What The Hell Am I Thinking? by well laaadie effin dah-x reviews
Kyle and Stan have been friends forever. But Kyle starts to have strange thoughts about...Stan. Meh. First SP fanfic and slash. Sounds like a typical Style story right? I'll make sure it's better and has conflict xD. T for language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Chatroom Troll by jinkiez reviews
A random chat conversation between Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman & Butters.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Complete
Excuses by Zero.Elektronik reviews
For four long months, i'd been making excuses. Style. Slash.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Bicycle by Angelic Guardian reviews
The boys' friendship is tested when they find an old bicycle and clash over who should get to keep it. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B., Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Just Another Day In The Park by stumacher reviews
Kyle's Bar Mitzvah gets a little strange by the time that practically the entire town is accusing him and Stan of being gay. But, not without good reason. StanKyle one-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Nothing Out of the Ordinary by scarletrose92 reviews
Stan dreams of his super best friend. Published this one a looong time ago but took it off. Waaay M rated people!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Stan for Sale by Mrpointyhorns reviews
Randy sells Stan to a modeling business in Peru. Kyle has to save him. 3 parts. Kyle/Stan Rated M for themes
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Cartman's Musical by JoyHeart reviews
One shot; Cartman has a brilliant idea, but no inspiration. Kyle feels that he might be replaceable. Kenny dies, and Stan gets some sand in his vagina. Sounds like standard South Park fare.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Eric Cartman - Complete
S Plus Heart Equals K by Mrpointyhorns reviews
A golden fish helps Stan find his true love. Kyle/Stan
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Cartman X Kyle by JoyHeart reviews
In a world where primal hatreds may turn to sexual passions, one yaoi fangirl has the power to tip the balance and send South Park into a spiraling chaos... and she doesn't even need a tin foil costume to do it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,708 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Love and Marriage by Sparbudart reviews
A bite-sized humor fic in which Stan calls Kyle with some important news. Implied Stendy.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Because You're Always There by Cinvxten reviews
After a horrible car crash, Stan is hospitalized for over a year. But soon, he and his boyfriend Kyle begin to wonder why Stan hasn't been released yet. What is it that the doctors and his parents aren't telling him? Style; rated T for language and drama.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,528 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Miss Cowbell Pageant by Otempora42 reviews
The Miss Cowbell Pageant, the biggest event in town, is about to start. Being South Park, it will involve crossdressing, whorish little sisters, gender politics, sabotage, and a grand prize of 10,000 dollars. And, of course, Jesus.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,373 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Kenny M., Wendy Testaburger
The Distance Between Us by Indiana Beach Bum reviews
I can't tell him now. I can't tell him ever. How are you supposed to tell your boyfriend you know his most devastating secret? Mostly Wendy's POV. Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,799 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Wendy Testaburger, Stan M.
I Dream of You by xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx reviews
Serious lemon for Stan and Kyle. Very fluffy. :P Review please; I need critique/opinions on my lemon-skills or lack thereof M for sex, language and fluff-overload
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sleepovers by SpiritLeTitan reviews
Kyle has a sleepover at Stan's house, and everything seems to be going normal, until Stan's parents suggest something odd...Stan/Kyle oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Fixed by Mrpointyhorns reviews
Kyle is broken. Stan can fix him. Can Kyle get better? Stan/Kyle, Warnings: gore, castration, slash
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,698 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2008 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] - Complete
Mom by Elbow Sex reviews
They both center around my life. I love them both, but how can they make me choose between them? Style
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Cocoa by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan brings Butters cocoa and listens to his confessions. Stutters. Style. SLASH. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
Butt Buddies by Accountabilibuddy reviews
[Slash, StanKyle] Stan feels awkward.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Oblivious by Phoenix II reviews
Everybody apparently knows Kyle is hot as hell...except Kyle. Set as HS Seniors. Style. Oneshot. Stan's POV. Rated for language and mild sexuality.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Kyle's Anatomy by Cszemis reviews
Courtesy of BroflovskiFan and Cszemis. Stan plays doctor, Kyle tries not to laugh and both boys end up with far more than they can handle. Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
House of Wolves by sweetfur reviews
SLASH! Ignore the title. XD STANKYLE oneshot! a really long oneshot...Stan and Kyle fear that they'll be seperated.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Never The Bride by Duchess of Kilcardy reviews
Telling him was something I kept putting on the back burner because hey there would always be tomorrow. Or the day after that. Or even the day after that. He wasn’t going anywhere and neither was I. He wasn't supposed to get married. [StanxKyle, oneshot]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Deception is Gay by Modern Audrey reviews
Sometimes the best way to get someone out of your hair is to entangle them in someone else's. Fun with CartmanWendy and StanKyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
The Tank Twelve Electric Sandwich Disco by Bagatelle reviews
Lust. Acceptance. Sex. Deterioration. Murder. Madness. Thus is the journey of the mind when in Disco.:::StanIke, StanKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Life is Better Under a Totalitarian Regime by Seaouryou reviews
The entire school student body appears to be suffering under the delusion that Stan is dating Kyle. Stan is determined to prove them wrong. Unfortunately, he seems to be proving them right.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,640 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Damnation of Stan and Kyle by SomeKindOfRomance reviews
[ONESHOT SLASH SxK] Stan and Kyle find themselves in a spot of trouble.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Blood and Tears by Sango-Kadie reviews
“It wasn’t this bad when Cartman teased you about being Jewish, why did you have to give him another reason to hate you?” [rated for language and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/9/2005
Why Don't You Like the Flowers? by Fletset reviews
Why isn't Kyle smiling? Doesn't he like the flowers? Slash
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2005 - Complete
Warm Enough by Society's Cavity reviews
Quick, plotless one-shot. Kyle and Stan ran away together because they didn't want to run alone. But their feet are getting tired.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Daydreams and Disasters reviews
They say life is like a roller coaster. -OC story. Submit OC's.-
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2010