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Joined 11-19-09, id: 2150596, Profile Updated: 01-29-10
Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Hitman, Hercules, 30 Days of Night, and Harry Potter.

Um. Hi.

I'm very new to fanfiction, so please be gentle and bear with me until I become better at all of this. I may suck at first. And I may reply to things a little late, but please believe me when I say that I reply the second I have a chance to type and breathe... preferably both, but I'm flexible.

Artists/bands I like: My Chemical Romance, Green Day, Dear Reader/Harris Tweed, Blue October, Paramore, Incubus, HIM, Placebo, Goo Goo Dolls, Staind, Queen, Lifehouse.

Pairings I love (no particular order)

1. Sylar/Claire from Heroes... It's hot, guys: let's all face the truth, here. It's just so incoherently hot.

2. Nika/47 from Hitman... Complex, beautiful, dark, intense. I don't care what anyone says. Nika/47 is yum.

3. Draco/Hermione from HP... We all know that JK went senile in that Epilogue.

4. Lucius/Narcissa from HP... There was more here than the books let on... and it's hot in a Death-Eater!love way.

5. Tom/Ginny and Voldemort/Ginny from HP... He owned her soul. 'Nuff said.

6. Grima/Eowyn from Lord of the Rings... Deep down, I think they understood each other better than anyone else. He also had the whole obsessive stalker-y thing going on, which I like.

7. Jack/Elizabeth from Pirates of the Carribean... Will can sod off: I saw this from the beginning, COTBP. It was meant to be, dammit, the writers got it wrong!!

8. Hades/Meg from Disney's Hercules... I'm sorry but their personalities were just made for each other. They are both just so awesome.

9. Marlow/Iris from 30 days of Night... Animalistic, brutal, painful love. But love.

10. Warren/Layla from Sky High... The hothead and the hippie. Destiny.

11. Spock/Uhura... oooh, teacher/student alien bonding, squeeeee. But what they have is intense... and Zachary Quinto is a sex god, even with that haircut and uniform :)

General: I've written a lot of fic lately, having successfully broken my Writers block :) I've gotten such encouraging, helpful and positive reviews! Thank you to every single person who's given me feedback: if I could round all of you up and hug you, I would. You people are superstars. But, back to business: depending on reviews, I will continue Undefined Parameters because I'm on a Hitman kick right now. I had planned on continuing with my Tom/Ginny series, but the response to Paper Cut has been a little underwhelming -- so it will be on the back burner for now. And for those rare oddities who actually care, Flying and Falling is on indefinite hiatus.

In the future, I most likely will do a Sylaire or Spohura. That's it, I think: hope you enjoy reading my fics! Q

"The higher you soar, the smaller you appear to those who cannot fly." ~ Frederich Nietzche

"Just because you 'don't get it' does not mean it doesn't make sense." ~ My English Teacher.

"If you can't see the bright side, polish the dark one." ~ Me.

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The Courtship of Nika Boronina by breadandchoc reviews
Sequel to "Ten steps for capturing a Hitman". Pure movieverse, Nika/47. Despite the title, much less fluff this time. Complete.
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,155 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
The Sum of Fifty Parts by breadandchoc reviews
Nika/47, pure movieverse, an author apology!fic. Probably makes a lot more sense if you've read "The Courtship of Nika Boronina".
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
Interlude by breadandchoc reviews
A small missing moment set in the universe of "The Courtship of Nika Boronina". Nika/47, obviously.
Hitman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Ten steps for capturing a Hitman by breadandchoc reviews
Nika/47. "The first time Nika kisses 47, she wakes up with a faint headache humming in the temple and the taste of wine on her lips." Pure movieverse, liberal amounts of fluff. Oh dear lord.
Hitman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Apparition by Tigerlily96 reviews
This is a short fic based on the Hitman movie, taking place after the movie ends. Nika X 47
Hitman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2008
Sleeping Beauty by inell13 reviews
During the events of Chamber of Secrets, Draco thinks about his life, his future, his Father, and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Undefined Parameters reviews
A collection of Nika/47 oneshots, movieverse. The moments that we never saw.
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/29/2010
Paper Cut reviews
The smallest things can have the biggest consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Sounds in the Dark reviews
Movieverse: Hades/Meg. Small distinctions, like the ones between love and hate, are blurred in moments like these.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Meg, Hades
Iris reviews
Pre-movie: Marlow/Iris songfic, unashamed fluff. A discussion with her leader in the moonlight leaves both of them uncertain themselves.
30 Days of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Flying and Falling reviews
Movieverse, eventual Nika/47: The story of what Nika Boronia once was, how she lost herself, and how she found herself once more in a killer that saved her life.
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010
Waking Up reviews
Nika/47: Nika's POV after the tranquillising scene. How can a person accept that some things can't change?
Hitman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Complete
The Moment She Decided reviews
She glanced around, eyes wide, to check if anyone could see her in this moment of weakness. But the crew was asleep, escaping the pain of the day: The death of their ..her.. beloved captain, and their ..his.. beautiful Pearl. Sparrabeth. *PLEASE review*
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete