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Joined 11-19-09, id: 2150869, Profile Updated: 01-19-15
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Soul Eater, D.Gray-Man, and Highschool of the Dead.

Favorite Bands: Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet For My Valentine, Disturbed, Hollywood Undead, Linkin Park, Muse, My Chemical Romance, The Offspring, Rise Against, Skillet, Korn

Likes: Dreaming/sleeping, chocolate, eating, day-dreaming, no-homework-ing, reading, rock/metal/rap music, violent/blood/gore/magic-related games (That doesn't mean I'm violent! I think... I do think about carnage, pandemonium, destruction, and death on a regular basis... but who gives a damn!!!), good food, smut, red-heads,Disgaea ain't so bad, pizza, Hellsing... I might go on forever, so I'll stop here.

Doesn't Like: broccoli, Neji & Sasuke's 'superiority' beliefs, when Sakura is made a screaming banshee in fics, using a jutsu in a Naruto video game over and over again, people who are reading this and getting real pissed for personal reasons, people who are reading this and getting pissed for NO reason at all, people who make the most bogus pairings in all of history, stupid people, having to read out-loud, Twilight series (You're all a disgrace to all vampires!!!), school (To a certain extent. Sometimes it's cool.), homework (BURN IN HELL!!!), characters you can't tell if their a chick or a dude (Haku, Chrona...)...


Sign: Aries

Age: Probably shouldn't say

DoB: March 30 (Bring lots of presents!)

Gender: Male

Name: Not Telling You

Eye color: Dark-brown

Hair color: Black and really curly (Except when short, then it's kinda spiky.)


If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever made one of those "copy and paste this into you profile" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's weird there's so much Yaoi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from "Naruto" completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken/Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers and Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump off. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the 5 percent that would shout, "Jump assholes!"

My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, Copy & Paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished that an anime character would come to life, copy and paste this into your profile (Grell, kill my enemies!).

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. If You Haven't Shot Anyone Yet, Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile. (Pat yourself on the back while you're at it.)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit some freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.


Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool,

and when he pulled the trigger back it shot with a great crack!

Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best. Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy, why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this. Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack. Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college,

I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress. Mummy I wanted to live.

But mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true. Mummy all I wanted to say is "Mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost. Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

--copy and repost if you care --


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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies and nachos. The light has tofu. Nothing more.)


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"


A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded.


Things to Do in an Exam you Already Know That You are Going to Fail:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she/he is not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

10. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

11. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

12. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

13. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

14. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

15. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

16. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

17. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

18. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

19. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

20. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

21. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

22. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

23. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

24. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

25. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

26. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

27. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

28. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

29. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

30. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

31. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

32. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

33. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things


ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

I'm planning on making a list of "50 Things The TV Taught Me". Feel free to PM me and give me a thing the TV has taught you so I may add to the list. I want to get at least 50, but I could always add more. Assuming I get 50 at all. And if people will cooperate at all. This is just for fun, nothing else.

TV Taught me:

1. How to speak.

2. How to curse.

3. If blood comes out, it's painful. Otherwise, why would people scream whenever I saw it?

4. People think physical abuse is hilarious.

5. Only hit a guy in the groin when you are really mad, it looks like it hurts like hell.

6. No matter how much you run, the zombies will always catch up.

7. Ceiling fans can slice you to pieces.

8. The future has very little hope.

9. There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people willing to try answering.

10. If Kenpachi Zaraki ever unleashes his bankai, we are fucked! No chance of retaliation, no chance of a second humanity, the world will simply be... actually, even all that is fucked will be fucked straight to hell. Hell itself will be fucked! Heck, heaven itself will be fucked beyond anything imaginable. Yeah, really scary.

11. The biggest badass in a show is rarely the leader.

12. You only live once. Unless you're Kenny.

13. Look underneath the undeneath. Under the skirt there are panties. And under that...

14. Once 'Friendzoned', you have no hope.

15. Fire can exist underwater.

16. Somehow, everything we eat/do/see/don't do/don't eat/don't see is slowly killing us. Nothing is safe!


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday

(I wished for world domination, and I'm now I'm waiting! DOESN'T WORK!)


Twenty Questions

1: Is it an animal? No. But it still need to be approached with caution.

2: Is it a mineral? No.

3: Is it a vegetable? Yes.

4: Is it smart? No.

5: Is it bigger than a breadbox? Sometimes.

6: Is it found in the forest? Yes.

7: Is it Furyfur? Definitely not. Nor is it M or any other friend that hates it.

8: Is it awesome? Never.

9: Is it hard to find? No.

10: Does it have purple hair? No, they usually have unnatural red hair.

11: Is it a hobo? Yes but no.

12: Are they dipheads? Oh yes.

13: Do they have bad taste? Yes.

14: Is it obvious that they've never read/watched anything good in their life? Yes.

15: Are they aware of how clueless they are? No.

16: Do other people know that they're looking at idiots when they walk by? No, because they're usually camouflaged, unless it's on their t-shirts.

17: Do they notice really obvious mistakes? No.

18: Will they ever get boyfriends/girlfriends? Boyfriends, no. Girlfriends, possibly but obviously they're not interested.

19: Do they think that all hot guys sparkle, they just use a lot of sunscreen so you can't see it during the day? I wouldn't know.

20: Is your word "Twilight fans?" Correctamundo!

--Copy and paste above on your profile if you hate Twilight fans.


20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "for smuggling diamonds."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuations.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is, "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!


You know you live in 2008 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to your friends

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5, only to see that there is indeed no number 5

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it, you know you did!


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."


A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer I am three,

My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up all day long.

When I'm awake, I'm all alone

The house is dark, my folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back from Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse my name is called

I press myself against the wall

I try to hide from his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me, and yells at me more,

I finally get free and run to the door

He’s already locked it and i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall

I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late

His face has been twisted into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain again and again

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!

And he finally stops, and heads for the door

While i lay there motionless, brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer, I am three,

Tonight my daddy murdered me

Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need.

I may seem evil, but i'm not.

And if you read this and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be one heartless person

To not be effected by this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it! So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE


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Minor Challenges

- Scissor Twilight in Regular MLP World -

Be on the internet long enough and you find the dark things that people make from children's shows. While not a hard-core fan of MLP (My Litttle Pony), I'd like someone to make a fic that shows Twilight Sparkle accidentally summoning Scissor Twilight. Either from an alternate dimension, or someone in the same dimension making some sort of clone and basically replacing its hind-legs with the blades. After which, Twilight and the others have to either stop her from accidentally hurting people, or kill her. Why would anyone want to make a Twilight clone? Well, who knows. Maybe they assumed that the Element of Magic will respond to Twilight and figured that it didn't have to be the original for it to work. When it happens doesn't matter, but after the Changeling invasion is preferable.

Please PM me if you wish to take on the challenge.

- Asari Otaku -

So, aside from prothean studies, Liara Tsoni sometimes passes her time by reading manga and watching anime when there's no headway in her prothean excavations. She'll still be a prothean expert, but now she'll run around the ship, giving ridiculous speeches involving metaphors and similes that barely make sense, call people either '-chan', '-tan', '-kun', '-sempai', or even '-sama'. Along the way, she'll have hilarious delusions of the main characters being part of her (nonexistent) harem. She will try to make them all happy by offering food or hugs, and talk out loud to herself. This will result in the crew being wary of her at best, and outright run form her at worst. She'll also name and shout out her attacks, believing that the power behind it will double (or tripple if she's frustrated enough. Power of belief and such). Lastly, she has to have delusions of the harem. This is nonnegotiable. It'll make things so damn hilarious, it's almost guaranteed to bring in a few hundred laughs. Please?

Contact me when you take up the challenge.

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A World Forged From Chaos by Mighdas reviews
When Megatron's potshot at Bumblebee gives Raf a dose of Dark Energon, Unicron finds his unlimited cosmic power trapped in an itty-bitty living space. But the Chaos Bringer finds that his progeny take after him in more ways than he realizes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,569 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Raf E., Unicron, Silas, Scourge
Infinite Galaxy by unity9 reviews
After surviving everything Columbia could throw at Booker DeWitt, he wakes up only to find the Lutece twins are now offering him another assignment. With nothing to lose, he agrees to the terms, but this time the assignment requires Booker to travel 270 years into the future to a place called Eden Prime.
Crossover - Mass Effect & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 157,678 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Shepard (M), Booker D.
Kira's story of domination by EclipsePheniox reviews
Kinda AU. Kira Shepard is an Amazonian Alliance soldier who died for two years. Now she's back and ready to take control with the female members showing their submissiveness to her. (Bondage effect extention) Willing slavery, BDSM, pregnant, tentacle, futanari and Yuri harem. shep,miri,ash,aria,li,kelly,sam. new faction/ new race/ stuff review!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 112,499 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 7/1/2014 - [Shepard (F), Miranda L., Aria T'Loak, Ashley W.]
Lightning Dragon's Roar by Zero Rewind reviews
Harry takes inspiration from a manga called Fairy Tail, as well as the great creation we call "The Internet". What follows is a different path taken. A path of strife, rebellion, and above all, power. Welcome to the New Age. Timeline moved to the 2010s. Eventual X-over with Devil May Cry 3, Stargate: SG-1, Smallville and Dresden Files.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 182,006 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 2,218 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G.
DJ's Guests by solid poison reviews
DJ here! Things are looking up for me right now... New car... new house... 4 new mouths to feed... And they're not human mouths either! Wait what? They come in white, purple, pink and dark blue and I can tell you that they're interesting characters... That drive me completly insane, yet look completely innocent and adorable. M for Language and awkward sexual situations (no Lemo
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 49,678 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/22 - Published: 4/15 - Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle
Infinite Stratos: Resolve by Shiranui Amaterasu reviews
Seeing his sister sacrifice so much for his sake, Ichika vows to grow stronger and protect her instead. His new found resolve will alter his life forever... "Tabane-nee… I have a request… Please teach me about the Infinite Stratos!" *Up for adoption*
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 146,740 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ichika O. - Complete
Legend of the Whiskered One by Saito Uzumaki reviews
Once perceived as a god of his people, taking their hate, making it his power and directing it at them. However, he is no longer the god he was claimed to be, his planet is no more. Trying his powerful hand at claiming the galaxy, he is defeated and sealed away forever...or so they hoped. Now he is back and the legend of the whiskered one, is no longer a legend. Multi-elements.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,614 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 7/19 - [Naruto U., A. Ventress, Padmé Amidala] Juugo
Biomass Effect by Beastrider9 reviews
All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,741 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 8/8/2014
The Journey Home by RyoshiMorino reviews
Tarrin only wanted to see his father's homeland and try to carve out a life for himself, but as fate would have it, he would do things he never thought he would do. Rated M for violence, gore, swearing, and future lemons. All standard disclaimers apply.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,190 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia]
Son of Light by Fyiad reviews
Attacked by Vex and sent to a place far away from the Traveler, the Warlock Odin must find a way to survive in a galaxy that is strange and unfamiliar. New servants of Darkness threaten him, but with his Light and his space magic he will find a way. Well, that and bullets. Lots and lots of bullets.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Destiny - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,069 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 6/12
HiE - A Hollow in Equestria by The masked author1 reviews
After his death in Las Noches Ulquiorra Cifer finds himself in the land of Equestria through the actions of Discord.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 90 - Words: 750,152 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Ulquiorra
Seireitei on Strike by RedRosa1 reviews
It started in squad four. At the time it was a shock; no-one had ever imagined the meek and gentle healers of squad four would be capable of causing so much mayhem. In retrospect it was inevitable. Rated T for swearing in later chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,800 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Hanatarō Y.
Meet Resident Evil by rockof90 reviews
Spoofs of when characters first met each other in the main RE games (new chapters in progress)
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 71 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 11/22/2008
The Futa Zone by Futanari King reviews
A collection of Futanari stories written by me. It consists of unconnected FutaxFemale and FutaxFuta one-shot (maybe two) smut fics. Commissions are currently closed, but I'm more than open to OCs. The primary universes I use are Bleach and Naruto, but I'm open to anything I have knowledge in.
Crossover - Bleach & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 320,836 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Sakura H., Hinata H., Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Mary had a very big ram by Anti-Canon42240 reviews
A new take on Mary had a little lamb. Mary watches over a flock of sheep and has a lot of fun with them. Very Lemony :)
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/3
Star Fox: Exchange Student by XxSanitariumxX reviews
A young human teen is sent to Corneria to attend Roswell High in hopes to shed a little light upon whether or not humans and Cornerians can coexist. But with a guy like Relics as the exchange student, there are sure to be some kinks to that plan.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 240,065 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Fox M., Miyu, OC
WatLP: Chamber of Secrets by Harry Leferts reviews
Sequel to "The Wizard and the Lonely Princess", Book Two of the Lonelyverse. Having gotten through Harry's first year with a lot of excitement, him and the alicorns thought they could unwind. Sadly, it was not to be. House elves, giant snakes, hidden chambers... Looks like another eventful year!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,878 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 3/10
The Shinobi Prankster by YinShadow reviews
Naruto finds a strange mask in the woods, his life changes when he wears it, this is a request fanfic foe themask501. Sasuke bashing Sakura bashing and a occasional Kakashi bashing. Rated M for Language and strange humour
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Naruto U.
Attack on Prime by melishade4ever reviews
After Optimus became one with Primus, he is somehow sent to the world of the Titans: where humans are no longer at the top of the food chain and are only safe behind walls. Optimus decides to help humanity in the raging war against Titans, as he has said before "Freedom is the right for all sentient beings."
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,356 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Optimus Prime, Eren Y., Armin A.
Critical Mass by Rfalzar reviews
You know, I always thought the idea of living in the Mass Effect universe would be fun. After being sent there because of a freak lab accident, I'm starting to reevaluate that idea... if I can survive long enough that is. It's not exactly a cake-walk fighting off an ancient race of genocidal robots after all. SI, rated M for language, violence, various pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,308 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, U. Wrex
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Tremor230 Style by Tremor230 reviews
Yes, a new story, I feel inspired. Born by the collaboration of Tremor230 and Phoenix Warehouse Productions whose story "Letter to a Hero" acts as a prologue, story used with the permission of Phoenix Warehouse Productions. This is a re-visitation of Twilight Princess with the most unpredictable knucklehead ninja in place of the ever mute Link. M-Rated, AU, OOC, semi-serious fic.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 91,467 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Ilia, Midna, Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
There and Back Again: Sauron's Tale by The Phantom of Skyrim reviews
After the destruction of the One Ring, Sauron was found to not have been destroyed like it was believed, but rather was transported to another world similar to Middle Earth. Follow Sauron's adventures as he tries to regain his power in the land of Skyrim.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,555 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Sauron, Serana
The Adventures of Max, Space Hamster by M.E. Watt reviews
After learning that Shepard would have to leave him with a friend outside of the Normandy once she turned the ship into the Alliance, Max makes a daring escape and spends the next few months avoiding capture and watching the various activities aboard the dry docked ship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 2/1 - [Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni] Miranda L.
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 457,589 - Reviews: 3243 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Family bonding, or am I just Jealous? by krimmy2 reviews
(on Hiatu-ish) Chifuyu gets Ichika to herself during summer vacation, things get serious between the two siblings eventually forcing Ichika to make a decision between Chifuyu's love or his beliefs.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,782 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Ichika O., Chifuyu O.
Growing Pains by Blizzaga Saga reviews
When evolving Pikachu seems the only way to make her healthy, she and Ash seek an alternative. But as is often the case for the duo, things don't go as planned... human female Pikachu, Pikashipping, Pokéshipping, and lemon later on.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Pikachu
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 4972 - Favs: 7,233 - Follows: 7,905 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Transcendence by JIMMYJAMSTER728 reviews
After Ichigo defeated Grimmjow he was attacked and beaten by Nnoitra Gilga, severely wounded and drained he is thrown into a Caja Negación and through event beyond his comprehension he is transported to Azeroth, stuck on an unknown world with even stranger beings he must find a way to return home and save his friends before it is to late. But can he leave this world to its turmoil?
Crossover - Warcraft & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 232,765 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 824 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Night Elf, Ichigo K.
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 333,129 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Sniper Buddies by cdghuntermco reviews
Follow Shepard, Ashley, and Garrus through a series of non-canonical one-shots where they get into ludicrous situations and generally just give each other a hard time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,104 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Garrus V., Ashley W., Shepard (M)
Soundwave Meets the Internet by Creepy-Pasta reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite con Soundwave does while he's alone? Well here's some one-shots. R&R please :) Rated T for some mature content. Marked 'Complete', because it's a series of one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 42,358 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Soundwave - Complete
Path of the Chimera by dmstags72 reviews
Brought to another Galaxy under the guise of a Test, Dresdin is mistaken for another person and brought on Accident. Given free reign with no interference for the sake of the test, he decides to test the limits of his freedom within the world with little care for the outcome. Original character, different ending, no-dlc added.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Shepard (F), Ashley W., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah
Only Human by Star Saber21 reviews
The discovery of a new relic changes Arcee, causing her to see the world from a new perspective.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 153,157 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jack D., Arcee
The Cleaner Boy by ThatFlyingEagle reviews
Hanataro offers to clean Ganju Shiba's house every day for free to avoid getting beaten up at school. Little does he know that his job will not only convert Ganju, but also get him something he never imagined. Rated for language and suggestive content. AU. Oneshot. HanataroXKukaku.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Hanatarō Y., Kukaku S.]
xXBleach ScandalsXx by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 137 - Words: 93,853 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ichigo K.
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,566 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 7/30/2014
A Hylian's Harem by GrimGrave reviews
Link, the Hero of Hyrule, has returned after nearly two years, victorious over the cursed blade Soul Edge. Having unknowingly captured the hearts of friends both home and in distant lands, these women will try their hardest in order to capture his heart in return. Crossover Fiction - Legend of Zelda / Soul Calibur / Metroid. Rated M for future language and adult themes.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,581 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Link, Impa, Sheik, Ivy
Zero no Tsukaima: Saito the Onmyoji by SeerKing reviews
Freshly graduated from the Imperial Academy of Onmyoji, Hiiraga Saito decides to take the longer scenic route on his way to his posting. Then, all of a sudden, he is teleported to a strange country ruled by Western Wizards by a small pink haired mage. Saito has one question: What the heck is going on here? Might be put up to M for later chapters. Harem.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,375 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Louise, Saito, Tabitha, Siesta]
New Beginnings by Eagle9177 reviews
An accident sends the Lord of the Sith into the Mass Effect universe. He is discovered by the newly resurrected commander Jane Shepard. Just how will Revan affect her mission? Her life? And the Mass Effect galaxy as a whole? A telling of Revan and Shepard's journey through the events of ME 2 and 3. Rated M for language, Violence and adult situations. (Art work is copyrighted)
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 200,447 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 1,732 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Revan, Shepard (F), Garrus V., Miranda L.
Ascension of the Predacons by VFSNAKE reviews
An AU of Transformers Prime. Jack has been taken by an unknown party. His body altered, his mind shattered, friends are no longer friends, and the only one he now trusts from this change to his life is Airachnid...the one Decepticon who wanted to take his head for a trophy. Why? Because she is also like him and together...they intended to make their own mark in the war for Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 146,540 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Airachnid, Jack D.
Mirror Love by Lander Blazer reviews
Accidentally finding a scroll about kage bushin that a random jounin dropped, Naruto is able to learn it much sooner, at an age when he is at his most emotionally vulnerable, leading him to seek comfort from himself. A split personality is created. Naru/Fem!Naru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,532 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Naruko U.]
Media Firestorm by Rogen80 reviews
The galactic media catches wind of Shepard and Tali's relationship. How will they react? Features quasi-news stories written from different perspectives. Takes place sometime after the reclamation of Rannoch in Mass Effect 3. Rated T for suggestive themes and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,021 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)] OC
Relief after the Battle by S Corsette reviews
After a hard days work of fighting evil criminals, two super heroines need a little help relaxing and Wonder Woman is just the person to help them. Contains Futa!
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
Laundry Shots by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What is this story: Humor? Drama? Romance? Crack? In a word, yes. In four words, all of the above. Enjoy! Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,793 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Isane K.
The only one who asked by Android328i reviews
Starts out on Season 1 episode 12: Predatory. Things will be very different however. Airachnid's past will be revealed. And it's like nothing anyone expected. Including Airachnid. Eventual Arcee x Jack x Airachnid. Possible love triangle. Lets see what happens.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,335 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Arcee, Airachnid, Jack D.
Turn Off the Switch by TheSealer reviews
What was supposed to be a dull, low-risk mission for an unknown relic turned into the weirdest day to six people. Jack, Miko and Rafael switch bodies with Megatron, Soundwave and Shockwave! Now both groups attempt to reverse the switch, one with intention to harm the Autobots, other trying to protect them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,449 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Megatron, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E. - Complete
Pheromones by Anti-Canon42240
A quick one shot about a couple who decide to take a evening ride on their Pokemon, a Rapidash and Zebstrika. when the Rapidash gets some naughty thought, it turns into a night everyone will remember. two OC's, Rapidash, Zebstrika
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Chains by Bookybrony reviews
Humans have been enslaved by Ponies for centuries. Owning them is either for labor or social status. Seeking to get their daughter a friend, Mr. and Mrs. Sparkle purchase a human slave to be a companion for their young studious daughter. Rated M.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,188 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
Positive Physical Reinforcement by SweetDarkLove reviews
Crona has always been stressed and after Medusa catches him taking curiousity in his body she decides to use that as a new way to control him. But what happens when a routine manipulation goes south? It gives a certain swordsman a new form of positive reinforcement in exchange for following orders. Smut. Harem. (CH.3 REVAMPED, see CH.1 AN for explanation.)
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,764 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Crona
Hamsters and Shenanigans by Arctic Banana reviews
It's Commander Shepard's birthday and the crew surprise him with a party and convince him to take a few days off to go visit his mom. Garrus figures looking after his pets while he's away can't be too hard, right? It's not like hamsters are small and easy to lose and fish die easily or anything after all...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11 - [Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah] Garrus V. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3134 - Favs: 6,721 - Follows: 7,887 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Transformers Prime: Harbinger by Fatal Intestinal Maelstrom reviews
Team Prime investigates the appearance of an old enemy who may not be who she appears to be, and deals with the fallout from their existence being suddenly revealed to the public. Picks up where "Enemy of my Enemy" ended.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,822 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Arcee, Jack D.
Hunters of Death by DesertChocolate reviews
Decades after the sacrifice of Gipsy Danger, a hopeful mankind looked to the stars. With a army of Jaegers in tow. Now, decades later, the Normandy SR-1 is sent to Eden Prime, and The Shepard Twins, one raised on Earth, the other in space, prepare to show the universe what they're made of. Because sometimes, it takes monsters to kill monsters.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,952 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess by Harry Leferts reviews
We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,306 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Sparkling by Rapidfyrez reviews
After an experiment with synthetic Energon goes wrong, Jack and the other humans are left to care for Arcee in her "unique" condition. Don't take this too seriously.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Arcee, Jack D.
Trollwave by Screamless reviews
With the Nemesis experiencing a rare lull in activity, Soundwave decides to relieve his boredom in a more...creative manner.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28 - Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Tobi's Massive Adventure by OnlineImhotep reviews
After a trans-dimensional mishap, Tobi teleports to Omega! He soon meets Shepard and the crew, how will the story change with one of the most powerful shinobi of his generation involved?
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,890 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Shepard (F)
Reap THIS! by CC-645 reviews
In this story: Shepard is Shepherd of the VDV, Anderson has a headache, the Council has coffee and the Reapers are ripped a new one. A parody of the many things I found illogical in Mass Effect proper, done up in my classic style of satire, thought and laughs. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 1/2 - Shepard (M), D. Anderson, Harbinger, Sovereign
Daddy Won't You Please Come Home? by NeonZangetsu reviews
Rapture. A forgotten, forsaken world beneath the waves. Long has it existed. Long has it toiled. Stolen from the world of the surface and cast into the sea, a forgotten shinobi struggles to find his sanity, his place in the maddened world. Will he return to the surface world, or is he doomed to languish in the dank, dark, splicer filled corridors of rapture? NarutoxHarem! EPIC!
Crossover - Naruto & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,746 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 1,469 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Naruto U.
The Vanquisher by AJ Freas reviews
The war is finally over. Harry is the victor, but now he finds himself without a purpose. For the first time in his young life, the Vanquisher of Dark Lords is at loose ends. On his first day back to school, Luna takes him to the Forbidden Forest. The Vanquisher's new legend and destiny waits for him to awaken on the plains of Rohan. AU (No pairings)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,539 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Vehicular Manslaughter by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fem!Shep finds a motorcycle. She invites Wrex along for a ride. The Warmaster accepts, though he fears he'll just be bored. That wasn't what he should have been afraid of...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/21 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex - Complete
Secret Lives by crophop reviews
Finding out your friend's secrets is always fun. Lucy knows better than anyone. F!/F/F, licking, blowjob, anal, cream pie, inflation (Request for Bighead98)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/18 - Lucy H., Cana A., Erza S. - Complete
I know Kung Fu by Nossu reviews
Jack Darby drove down the dark mountain road and saw on the rearview mirror how other car's headlights were getting closer. He decided to see if this car was after him. He accelerated rapidly and his car's V8 engine started to roar like a beast and he was pulled deeply into the car seat. Jack quickly glanced at the rearview mirror, and saw how car's headlights were still there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,592 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 11/7/2014 - [Jack D., Arcee, June D., Chromia] - Complete
But I Didn't Get You Anything by seriousish reviews
Honey Lemon and GoGo get Hiro the same thing for his eighteenth birthday.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 1/3 - Hiro Hamada, Honey Lemon, GoGo Tomago - Complete
Winging It by Theonewhodidnotdoit reviews
The newest season of Smash Brothers, the interdimensional fighting championship, is upon us, and as the contestants fight both in and out of the ring, an unlikely couple forms... PitxSamus, because I love the pairing, and rated T for mentioned nudity. Don't ask.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,215 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Pit, Samus A.] Link, Peach - Complete
21 by GalacticTrooper954 reviews
Well Hiro does eventually grow up and this birthday party would not just be any ordinary birthday party with the group...Fred was insistent on giving Hiro his first wild night and what happens? Well this is only a summary, you have to read to find out! Rated M for Alcohol and Alcohol-influenced foolishness,
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago] Fred, Honey Lemon
New car smell by Nossu reviews
June Darby was nervous and she had a hard time to decide what to wear. She felt like she was going for her first date and she knows that it's a silly feeling, she was just going to buy a new car with her son Jack and not going a date with him. Still she felt that going alongside with a handsome young man like Jack was a challenge and she did not want to look like a some old lady.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,336 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 5/12/2014 - June D., Jack D., Arcee - Complete
What's in a Name? by Zoe Walker reviews
It takes a lot to make Commander Shepard cry. Not in a 'my best friend just died and I shed a single tear of heroic sorrow' way, we're talking a total nervous breakdown here. The first game didn't end this way, but it could and totally should have. Crackfic. One-shot
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/7 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 5,456 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Mini Adventures by Ren Yuzuki reviews
TFP - If it wasn't for that weapon they wouldn't need to deal with this right now! Starscream, Knock Out, and Soundwave try to keep a secret hidden, but sparklings were always curious. Even if they were versions of themselves! Disclaimer: Do not own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,230 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Soundwave, Starscream, Knock Out
Ichigo's Life With Monster Girls by dude932 reviews
Lost on what to do after the Winter War, Ichigo gets dragged into Kisuke's and his Father's usual life shattering shenanigans. How in the hell did he not see this coming? Stuck with one monster girl was enough, he didn't think he could take what else was coming for him down the line and why in the hell was he only finding about these strange beings now?
Crossover - Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,641 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Ichigo K., Miia, Rachnera, Centorea
Brutality by Gundam Kaiser reviews
What if Axel had been accidentally sent on a long-term mission just before Roxas joined the Organization? Xemnas needs SOMEBODY to mentor Roxas, and there's no time to wait for Axel's return. Now suppose it's Larxene... Roxas/Larxene, Brutal!Roxas, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,966 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Roxas, Larxene
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,549 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter Reads the Multiverse by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
We've all seen Harry Potter, friends and enemies read his past, but what happens when he gains the opportunity to read the adventures of entirely different Harry Potters. Completely original stories that can range from harem tales to X-overs to pairings that don't make sense. Reading stars including students, staff, death eaters and the Dursleys. Read, Review and prosper!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,975 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
Melody's Lesson by EstelleLeegh reviews
Melody is taught a valuable lesson by her mother and aunt. Follower Request. Femme-slash. One-Shot. AxAxM.
Little Mermaid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Ariel, Attina, Melody
The Man in the Mirror by BluesNavi reviews
"If this happens again, if tomorrow is still 'today,' I want you to sit down in front of a mirror. I want you to look at your reflection and tell it everything that's bothering you." She gave a crooked grin. "Then we'll see how crazy you are."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 171,145 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Miranda L., Allen Walker
Black King by EagleTsubasa reviews
Humans have been going missing and Hollow appearances have been steadily increasing. With the Hollows and the slowly-reappearing humans acting oddly, Ichigo, with his knowledge of humans, is called in by the baffled Shinigami. However, Ichigo soon finds himself facing something that couldn't possibly exist. Will they find a way to defeat the Black King and his growing army?
Crossover - Bleach & Slender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Ichigo K., Slender
Harperwong AU Timeline Snippets: 2004 - 2011 by Rainbow Kitty Pow Pow reviews
Notable events in our Harperwong AU that occur between the RE4 reboot and the Damnation reboot.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Complete
Realm Hearts by Keyote reviews
My own personal retelling of the Kingdom Hearts story, with Roxas as the main character. Some elements from the games will be used, though altered to some degree with both familiar and not so familiar Disney worlds will be seen. Expect some romance to be involved in the story too, with some Roxas/Olette/Xion/Namine/Ventus/Kairi moments, though not all happening at once.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 193,367 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Roxas, Olette, Xion
A mother's love by BladeofHell56 reviews
A request from ssvidel3. Lemon one-shot. Futa Dom Kushina. Fem Sub Naruto. Uzumakicest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
A Daughter's Lust by BladeofHell56 reviews
A sequal to a mother's love. Futa OC, Futa Kushina, Fem Naruko, Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Kushina U., Naruko U., OC - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 1774 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
Wanting by Hilaryth reviews
[Hirogo] Hiro is trying to deal with his puberty and his uncontrollable attraction to the adrenaline junkie, Gogo. NSFW.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago - Complete
Harperwong AU: Resident Evil 4 Reboot by Rainbow Kitty Pow Pow reviews
An alternate universe where Helena is the US agent caught up in the events of RE4. F/F pairings, sort of: Ada constantly flusters Helena; Ashley has develops a crush on Helena. Rated M for violence, gore, and also for the severity of Helena's injuries and Ada's penchant for sitting on her.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,258 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Helena H., Ada W.] Ashley G., Luis S. - Complete
Only the Music by LadyPhenyx reviews
Though pain and joy, victory and loss, Jack has danced through life. He doesn't know it yet, but it's given him a reputation - one he and the Guardians are only now learning about.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,007 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Jack Frost, Tooth] - Complete
The Masses in Dead Space by Shotgun Steve reviews
A mining ship begins operations on a resource rich world in dead space, but is discovered by a galagtic power. Days later they try to make contact, only to find everything has changed. Now the contact team is in a fight for surrvival against horrors that are more terrifying then nightmares. Will they escape to warn their own people, or will they be swollowed whole by the dark?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Benezia, Hannah S., Isaac C.
Mass Effect Loops by Detective Ethan Redfield reviews
Commander Shepard has entered the infinite loops that will never end. Hilarity is bound to follow.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Shepard (M)
Nocturnal by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood. Overhauled in 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,288 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,970 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Outer space by Nossu reviews
Elita One was looking from the observation deck to the asteroid system and her special interest was on huge shipyard. Lately she had a lot of free time because she was removed from her command post. She saw how the new ship floated out of the docks, it was a beautiful destroyer class ship. She would give anything to get on board the ship and out of this dull residential ship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,887 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Elita One, Chromia, Xaaron, Jack D. - Complete
Metal Gear Rising: Infinite by ptabs0101 reviews
Raiden was tasked to rescue some girl and bring her to New Zealand by a pair mysterious twins. It was a simple rescue mission. Nothing special about it. But things were never simple for the cyborg ninja as he finds himself in the floating city of Columbia. If that wasn't bad enough, he's also stuck in the year 1912. Not a Raiden/Elizabeth pairing. Chapter 5 has been edited.
Crossover - Metal Gear & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,451 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Raiden, Elizabeth
Random Happenings in Transformers: Prime by Crush48 reviews
Find out different things the Autobots and Decepticons do on and off the battlefield! Megatron remembering the Glory days of 1985! Someone pranks Arcee! Give suggestions! Set in the Prime universe! Will contain a lot of G1 references! If you suggest something from other TF universes, describe what happens!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012
Baka & Test: Ask A Baka by Zancrow reviews
It's time for the tests at the Academy; and you are the one who will ask the questions! Ask any of our protagonists, antagonists, whatever anything you want and they'll answer if they wish to pass the grade! ((Latest Chapter: Teach Us Akihisa-sensei!))
Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,956 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Akihisa Yoshii, Minami Shimada, Shouko Kirishima, Yuuji S.
Naruto: King of Monsters by Roanes Steel reviews
The rewrite of my old story Naruto the monster girl hunter, now with 800% more lemony goodness! Disclaimer: I don not own Naruto or any of the Monster girls in this story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,576 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 1,838 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Change of Heart by Gentizm reviews
Saya won't stand for seeing her old childhood friend abused by those he held most dear to his heart. She'll do her best to remind him that there is life after Rei. Summer is coming fast. Could the rekindling of an old friendship lead to something unexpected?
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,072 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Saya T., Takashi K., Rei M., Hisashi I.
Maleficent had an Idea by Kitty scribbles reviews
Takes place when Sleeping Beauty is alone in the room and Maleficent takes her through the fireplace, but it goes in a different direction. MAJOR F/F Beware! Could ruin your childhood of Sleeping Beauty! Read at your own risk!
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent
How to Live a Dragon's Life by cinedragon reviews
What if Hiccup did kill Toothless? As punishment by the gods, he is turned into a Night Fury himself. Is there still hope for peace between dragons and Vikings? It's all up to Hiccup. And it ain't easy, a dragon's life.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,523 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Instinct by just a space duck reviews
Mirai Trunks just can't stop looking at his mother. He changes the course of history and discovers a power that hadn't been seen in over 2000 years, leading him down a path of pleasure and depravity. M.Trunks/Harem
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,910 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - M. Trunks, Bulma, Mrs. Brief
Nascent by GrinGrin reviews
What if the Doradans were actually onto something when they thought our dynamic duo were their gods returning?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Miguel, Tulio
Aggressive Assault by Merry Sumi reviews
The students at Beldam Academy are all monster hunters in training. However, Mitsune is beginning to enjoy the enemy's attacks. Warning: Mature Content, Hentai, Yuri, and Tentacles.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Complete
Rapture's Familiar by Jak Tube reviews
The portal. Bright lights. Long metal hallways. The cackling of splicers. Blood. Thats all I can remember before arriving here. And suddenly, I'm looking at a girl with weird pink hair. Oh, shit. Definitely not in Rapture anymore. Louise X OC
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014
Baka art of the sword by axeloftheflame reviews
Akihisa had a friend when he was younger before he moved away. they stayed in touch over the years, but as Sword art online went up Akihisa finds out his friend is stuck in the game. He decides to leave every thing behind and go in after him and help him escape. As he gets there can his friend Kirito and him get out as Akihisa learns the way of the sword along with his friend.
Crossover - Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,664 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Akihisa Yoshii, Lisbeth/Rika S.] Kirito/Kazuto K.
Triple The Fun by moshyman reviews
Wanting to be alone Astrid heads for Toothless' hidden cove... The three small terrors looked like they wanted something, probably sex... Toothless and Hiccup could only watch... Warning: contains sexual content and beastiallity, if your not comfortable with either of those don't read this story, otherwise enjoy the story!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2014
Mass Effect Funny One Shots! by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Just some one shots with humor that I thought everyone might enjoy. More to come. Rate T for Language
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2014
My First Cupcake by Arctic Banana reviews
Through the magic of "because shut up", Kratos journeys to the magical land of Hoboken, New Jersey and tastes a cupcake for the very first time.
God of War - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
My Wish Order Brother by PiperDreamer reviews
Naruto, after seeing a child get defended by his older brother, makes a wish on a wishing star for an older brother too. What he got was a girly looking art freak with mouths on his hands. Updates are slow, and grammar is not perfect but it is mostly legible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 199,165 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 2,562 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Naruto U., Deidara
A Nihilistic Blade in the Hidden World by Arhiman The Exile reviews
Betrayed by those he held dear Naruto gives up all he was to become Someone else. Someone more. A Loyal Servant of Aizen Sousuke. upon his death again he returns to the world of the living. As Ulquiorra Schiffer. Ulq/Hina. Props to The Infamous Man!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 111,740 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Naruto U., Ulquiorra
Therapy at Muzzle Velocity by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,142 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kelly C.
Black Dog by Bill Atoll reviews
Blake Shepard, aka "Black Dog", infamous former gang member gone Alliance soldier, Hero of Elysium and N7 recipient, trained by Captain David Anderson himself , until the time comes when his mettle is tested. He is given the title of Spectre, and with it, the mission to track down the traitor Saren Arterius. This can only have a violent end. TalixShepardxLiara for ME1.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,906 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Babysitting Is A Pain In The Ass by crophop reviews
Sakura decided to take a babysitting job to make some more spending money. However, she has to babysit Moegi, who is willing to do anything to get rid of her. Contains: F/F, loli, futa, licking, oral, anal, anal cream pie, rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Moegi, Sakura H. - Complete
Starscream's Vacation by ohmygoshcheese reviews
Due to a freak accident (not really), Starscream ends up in Hawaii and finds he rather likes it there… Prime. Somewhat AU-ish? One-shot. No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Samus' Will by OrangeBackpack reviews
Traveling to a distant planet, Samus Aran meets an unusual person named Naruto Uzumaki who she can't seem to stay away from. As love blooms, Metroids start to cause trouble for the pair. Rated M for Mature content.
Crossover - Metroid & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,562 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Samus A., Naruto U.
Silent Humanity by ShadowedAuthor reviews
After a surprise attack, Sabaku no Gaara is sent to a strange new world, injured and alone. Read as Gaara tries to survive whilst keeping his 'inner demons' at bay. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 163,494 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Gaara
Namikaze of Lightning by Elemental Kitsune reviews
Naruto has been banished by the Council after his failed attempt to bring Sasuke back from Orochimaru. But before he leaves, he finds out who his parents were and leaves for Kumo, his father's birthplace. Will he find happiness there?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,078 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 2,424 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Samui
A Mothers Love by Turtyrus reviews
originally one-shot, but now continued as a Crona x Medusa fanfiction with actual story line. I can't think of a summery for this one. PM me of you can think of a better one.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Crona, Eruka Frog, Medusa G., Ragnarok
The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi by FoxboroSalts reviews
Naruto knew something was up the moment he landed in the strange forest; being sucked into the sky should have been his first clue. How's a shinobi supposed to adapt to such a strange new environment? Easy, one step at a time. Status @ 13th Jul 14: Updated. Here's to a fun WC Finals.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 202,300 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Naruto U., Carla, Wendy M.
Clawed Metal by TheSuperiorVision reviews
Starscream is now at brink of death and the only one willing to help are the enemy. Once Starscream wakes up they will be quite surprised with what they find. Takes place after "Partners".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,538 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Starscream, Arcee
Goldielocks and the Three Bears (Adult Version) by Anti-Canon42240 reviews
Just a quick lemon i wrote at three in the morning. After Goldie meets the first set of bears a new group of them move into the woods. When she meets then they are anything but nice. Contains Rape First Lemon
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2014
Paper Mache by crophop reviews
Pain invaded the Leaf to find Naruto, bringing Konan with him. She went off on her own to find information about Naruto. Instead, she finds a bunch of useless ninja, save for one. Of all the Hidden Leaf Village, a horny Konan came across Moegi. Conatins: F/F, futa, rape, loli, fingering, licking, oral, virgin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Konan, Moegi - Complete
The Futa Ninja Incident: Poking your Nose where you're not supposed to by Silent Soul Ken -SSK reviews
When a incident occurs where the entire village, minus the hokage, is turned into Futanari Sakura strives to find a cure with Hinata's help or will her poking get her more than what she bargained for? One-Shot with possibility of One-shot Sequel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Sakura H., Hinata H.
An Unconventional Relationship by ImmaculateVirgin reviews
A story about how Hanataro managed to attract the affections of Tsubaki, an uncouth female fighter of the 11th
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Hanatarō Y., OC
The Demon Within by Derden95 reviews
Seviper awakes with no memory of his past, and a murderous voice in the back of his head claiming to be his brother. When he meets and falls in love with a Gardevoir, he tries to keep his dark half hidden from her and his new life. Pokemon/Pokemon lemons XXX canceled project XXX
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,543 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Seviper/Habunake, Gardevoir/Sirknight
Life As A Futa by RCS513 reviews
Life In School Is hard Enough As It Is For Naruko. Things Could Only Be More Complicated As A Futa Student At That. If You Liked My Story "Somewhere I Belong" You May like this too! A Nice Start As I Try To Give An Actual Smut Story Kinda A Plot. Maybe? Probably Not Lol. Warning: Smut And Futa is Involved! You Have Been Warned. Review And Give Tips!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 148 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Tayuya, Kushina U., Naruko U.
Symbiotic Uzumaki by VFSNAKE reviews
Basically a NarutoxVenom crossover. I know it sound bad, but have I ever steered you wrong with crossovers before? Also this will be a harem. Who exactly? Wait and see!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Time is the Path to Strength by Repiece reviews
Zeref sends Natsu back in time to grow stronger in order to defeat him and protect his friends who died during the fight with him. Now Natsu has to relive his battles, but this time as a much stronger mage. Time Travel Fic NatsuxHarem
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 238,582 - Reviews: 1113 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Natsu D., Mirajane S., Erza S., Lucy H.
Raven's Spell Book by crophop reviews
Every spell caster has their favorite spells. It might be destructive enough to blow up a planet, or it could be trivial enough as to only make cookies. Raven's favorite spell is neither trivial nor destructive. Starfire is the only one to see Raven's favorite spell. Contains: F/F, futa, solo, autofelatia, anal, oral, inflation, and bukkake
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,705 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
The Secret Diary of Commander femShepard by 1Syphira reviews
Total CRACK that I've wanted to write for a while. Inspired by "The Secret Diary of Luke Skywalker" which I HIGHLY recommend everyone read. XD Rated M only for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Femme troubles by Nossu reviews
Bulkhead was really concerned, there was something wrong in the Wheeljack. After he had arrived and they had their fight with the Dreadwing, Wheeljack had been asking constantly about Jack Darby. There was something weird going on and he had a bad feeling about it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Wheeljack, Jack D., Arcee, Bumblebee - Complete
Villans as Neighbors by Sovereign Pisces reviews
A few normal girls experience life with some CERTAIN villans next door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,823 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Akatsuki
Alone in an Apocalypse by RowanReale reviews
Zoey is alone, after the death of all of her friends and the hope of rescue ripped from her grasp she finds herself fighting to survive. To Survive the apocalypse and herself. An unlikely character enters her life. Will it cause her death or her salvation
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,458 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Zoey, Hunter
Ichigo's Chibified Nightmares by Ixcalia reviews
After an explosion in Szayel's lab, Ichigo finds four chibified Espada. Refusing to allow the children to suffer at Szayel's hands, Ichigo makes his escape back to his own world. Taking care of these guys is going to be no easy task, and naturally, chaos will follow. Bad for Ichigo, hilarious to everyone else! Rated mainly for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
Icha Icha: Naruto the pimp chronicles: crack style by uncageduzu reviews
This is a smutty/crack fic with pimp Naruto. This fic DOES contain lemons and cursing and such. Don't hate it if you don't like it! Could become crossover!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Taste Of Your Magic by Annoy mouse reviews
[HIATUS!]Deliciously Dark. Evil too. Bellatrix finds baby Harry left with the muggles & discovers his unusual accidental magical trait, one that she finds... Very Appealing. She decides to keep and groom him to be their next Dark Lord, and enlists the aid of Narcissa. Harry/Bellatrix, quasi-harem for a reason but H/B/N overall. M for a reason. THESE CHARACTERS ARE EVIL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,674 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P., Narcissa M.]
Love Potion Number Nine by TenyumeKasumi reviews
And all this while, nobody knew that Dr. Michel pulled a Romilda Vane and had actually spiked the chocolates for Garrus with love potion. Oh, how very clever! But her little secret is just about to be found out in the absolute worst way possible ...
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Legion, Daro'Xen - Complete
Survival? by JustHappenedToBeHere reviews
Delta survives with the help of Lamb and his pair-bond with Eleanor is restored. But what is he going to do with 13 ex-little sisters, a psychopathic therapist, and a daughter who has turned herself into a big sister?
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Delta, Eleanor L.
Heritage by beirirangu reviews
Written by "Abramus5250", it's the story of Spike awakening after his first long sleep of five years, only to discover that not only there are a LOT of young fillies, but that they look surprisingly different, yet familiar. - Post Scriptum I have been given permission to post this and Abramus removed it from his account due to conflicts with his personal beliefs
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Spike
Harry Potter in Slytherin by Theoriginaljoe reviews
What if Harry had ended up in Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lost in time by Nossu reviews
Jack Darby heard loud alarm clock sound and opened his eyes to see that he was in his own room, with reflex he closed the alarm. He remembered that before he passed out he was in the Autobot base and lying on the medical bay's berth. He noticed the wall calendar was old, it was last year's calendar.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Jack D., Arcee, June D., Vector Sigma - Complete
Hanataro's Misadventures as Captain Commander by Biscuit15 reviews
After an emotional breakdown as Captain-Commander, Shunsui gives the position to Hanataro for a day in order to prove his friend wrong about his leadership skills. But with Hanataro as Captain Commander, everything is bound to go wrong. Humour, Rated T for safety.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Hanatarō Y.
Death from above by Nossu reviews
Chromia looked from the display how the patrol ship departed from its docking bay and how it passed through battleships cloaking shield and started to prepare its main drive engines. Soon she saw familiar flash and ship was gone, it had activated its cloaking shield and started to head towards its destination, first move of upcoming battle had been played.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Chromia, Jack D., Ultra Magnus - Complete
Dangerous femmes by Nossu reviews
Wheeljack was sitting in the prison cell and trying to think how to escape from this circus that they called battleship. Day and night they tortured him with most cruel thing that Wrecker can experience and he was starting to reach his braking point. They wanted to know coordinates to the Earth and he has refused reveal them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Chromia, Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack, Jack D. - Complete
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
The Monarch by Shirokami18 reviews
An orphan despised by his people for something he can't control. Now the people will respect the Noble. Then they will love the King. A series of fortunate and unfortunate events will pave the way for the orphan to be the remembered for centuries to come. The power of lightning will be his to command. Naru/Hina/Shizu Slight Monster Hunter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,901 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shizune
Prank caller by Nossu reviews
Jack Darby was released from the hospital and he was sitting in the passenger seat of Bumblebee's yellow Urbana 500 alt mode. Jack's face was still partly covered in the bandages and his teeth still felt little lose after all that beating that he had to endure. Jack was a bit concerned as he knows that Arcee would overreact to his current condition and fuss around him a lot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/10/2014 - [Jack D., Arcee] Airachnid - Complete
Wake me up with a kiss by Nossu reviews
Jack Darby opened his eyes and felt like his head was full of bees who tried to escape through his eyes. He looked around and saw that he was in the small metal room. He looked at his hands and noticed that they where made from metal. Not again! He thought and closed his optics.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Jack D., Chromia, June D., Arcee - Complete
You have my optics by Nossu reviews
Arcee was looking stars at the top of the Autobot base, she had a favorite place near the Cliffjumpper's memorial. She looked up and located faint start that contained her home planet Cybertron. She thought that she had to come far way to find her happiness and now she feared that she would lose it.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Arcee, Airachnid, Knock Out, Jack D. - Complete
Bullets and blood by Nossu reviews
Vince was driving his car towards Jasper's shopping mall. He felt really good, he had finally given a good lesson to certain Jack Darby. He smiled by himself when he remembered how good it felt when unconscious and bleeding Jack was lying on the ground. Jack got what he deserved, dog needs to know who is the master.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Jack D., Arcee - Complete
Whack a Jack day by Nossu reviews
Miko was waiting for Jack with Raf and she was royally pissed, it seemed that this was not her day. When Bulkhead picked her up in the morning he had refused to tell anything about what Jack did in the base after she had to leave with Raf. Also she felt that it was that time of the month and her period were starting. She felt like she would bite someone's head off.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Jack D., Miko N., Raf E., Arcee - Complete
Emerald green by Nossu reviews
Jack Darby was in the dark forest and he kept running for his life, his legs felt like they where made from rubber and his speed just kept slowing downs. He tried to run fasted, but legs just refuse to obey him. Suddenly he is caught by the spider wed and he sees Airachnid grinning above him ready to stab him to death. He screams when he feels how the sharp blade cuts through him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Jack D., Arcee, Chromia - Complete
Feelings through space by Nossu reviews
Space bridge opened and through it came a massive black spaceship shaped like a sunflower seed. Immediately all ships gun ports opened and guns charged up, same time its shields powered up and sensors started to scan the space around it. The ship was clearly made for battle and it took its job seriously.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Chromia, Wheeljack, Jack D., Arcee - Complete
The first night by Nossu reviews
Jack Darby was looking empty cardboard boxes and felt totally empty. He had a hard day behind him and his life was completely tossed around when he was forced to move to live with his partner. He felt like he was just a toy to this blue alien robot who was now his guardian, partner, wife and sparkmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Arcee, Jack D., Ratchet - Complete
De Snippets by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
Reading this may result in a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012
Things that you can find by Nossu reviews
Arcee was cleaning her room in the Autobot base. This was a big day for her as it was the day her sparkmate would move in and they would finally share the room. She was starting to get a little desperate as she kept finding old things that she did not even remember she had.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Arcee, Ratchet, Jack D., Miko N. - Complete
No place to run by Nossu reviews
Jack Darby was in school, sitting in the back row of the classroom next to the window and trying to look interested. History was one of his favourite subjects, but at the moment he had a lot on his mind and it was difficult to concentrate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 2,504 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Kalos: A Foxy Love Story by Roanes Steel reviews
My first attempt at a Pokemon x Human love story. With that in mind, I hope you guys and gals like it. This is the story of how a Delphox goes about wooing her retired trainer.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Delphox/Mafoxy, OC
Twice on the hook by Nossu reviews
Arcee was in panic when she used her comm "Ratchet please answer, can you hear me?" she pleads, but no answer. She increased her speed and headed towards the base. Panic was getting more real when her spark felt like it would choke "Jack please be OK" She whispered.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Arcee, Jack D., Optimus Prime, W. Fowler - Complete
Just a Scratch by Debochira reviews
While investigating a Quarian ship that was attacked by heretic Geth, Commander Shepard comes upon a very interesting and vaguely familiar sight. When all was said and done, all he could think was, "No more vid recommendations from Joker..."
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Tali'Zorah, EDI, Shepard (M) - Complete
Hayami's lust by The Reaper13 reviews
Hayami is a young teenager who is fed up with her everyday boring life. So she decides to make plans, plans for her future, plans to restore her shattered clan to its power, and plans to fuck every single girl, woman, and female pokemon to control the world. Can one girl help stop her plans or will the world fall into darkness? Read warnings inside the story first before reading.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,234 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Complete
Charmander's mating season adventure by Fox King jm reviews
One day, a Charmander named Ryu was sleeping in his cave, till an earthquake destroys his home. now Ryu must found a new home. As he travels in a forest to rest another Pokémon shows up, that was in heat. A Pokémon lemon/mating/breeding and more. I do not own Pokemon, so please enjoy: Charmander's mating season adventure.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Charizard/Lizardon, Charmander/Hitokage, Charmeleon/Lizardo
Behind Closed Doors by Gulty reviews
When out in public, Mebuki and Sakura are you're average mother and daughter. but behind close doors these two have a very dark, lustful, secrete that nobody knows about. Not even Kazashi. Incest. Futa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sakura H.
Sentinel by NeonZangetsu reviews
War leads to death. Death leads to destruction. Destruction leads to nothingness. Nothingness leads to emptiness. A disillusioned force finds refuge in the most unlikely of places and thus, the ultimate entity is born. A guardian of days long past. A Sentinel, to watch over civilization. NarutoxTalixEDI! Harem Character death, Romance, angst.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,653 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,314 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Naruto U., Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, EDI
Harry Potter and the Helping Hand of Death by Tremor230 reviews
Reptilia chall. I have not abandoned Naruto, I just need something different, Harry Keeps getting killed, his personal Grim Reaper is not happy, HE WILL BE FIRED! so it's time for a certain young wizard to be trained to achieve his destiny, get his soulmate and kill Voldy, kicking ass and taking names, a strange teacher will help. AU, OOC, RATED M so I won't hear about kids safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 63,010 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Augus - Complete
The Queen's Meal by Toxic Wastenote reviews
-(Dark Sector chapter 1. Feb 6) I have a request, please do a Chrysalis x Oc. Oc is Frost (check profile) And make it anthro Plot:Chrysalis is in heat, so she calls in her best recon soldier to help her take care of it. (It can be regular or however you want it but no spanking)- This is my 3rd request and I have to say, I'm a tiny bit proud of how I handled this one!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Queen Chrysalis, OC - Complete
The Opposite Of Reality by Desuse reviews
Rukia decides to ignore her orders to be stationed in Karakura town and Ichigo suffers the consequences of her actions by becoming a hollow. Ichigo x Harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,223 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Ichigo K.
A Bittersweet Reunion by KathrynD1993 reviews
The F!Arisen reunites with Aelinore for what will be their last night together. Just a small smutty one-shot :)
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [Arisen, Aelinore] - Complete
From Zero to Infinity by Nitramy reviews
When Louise summons a mint green-haired young man as her familiar, little did she know that marked the beginning of an adventure spiraling beyond her wildest imagination...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,086 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Louise, Lordgenome
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
LustCraft II by TheBananaSlug reviews
Sequel of the popular WarCraft one-shots, here is the long-awaited sequel with scenarios including centaurs, dragons, demons, nerubians, vykruls, and tentacles! Watch as you see Thrall and Jaina embrace in a forbidden love, see the Brides of C'Thun, and see...SALLY WHITEMANE! Full of lemony goodness and 'interesting' literature.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,589 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013
Vampire Effect: Dead on Arrival by ridtom reviews
What if Dracula had won? What if there was a scientific reason for vampirism? What if Humanity embraced it's undead kin? What other monsters lurk in the night? How would the Citadel Council handle Humanity's Monsters?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dracula - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Saren A., Dracula, Mina Harker
Manly Magi Kamina Magica! by Nintendoman58 reviews
A man's soul does not disappear after death. No, it only goes where it is needed next. Now Kamina, once the proud leader of the invincible team Dai-Gurren must now do everything in his power to make five magical girls grab hold of their own paths!
Crossover - Gurren Lagann & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,066 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Kamina, Mami T.
The Harbinger Of Change by Vader's.Apprentice.I.Am reviews
The Reapers left mass effect technology for the species to find so that the cycle would continue. However, what if a species was clever enough to avoid the trap. A magical and technologically advanced Humanity makes contact with the galaxy and prepares to break the cycle.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,302 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Shepard (M)
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 5,824 - Follows: 4,119 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Mass Dead Effect by HellKing666 reviews
Humanity has fallen to the Green Flu, yet rose up to face the stars, watch as the Infected fight the Turians and kick their ass, make friends with the outcasts of the Council, and show the Reapers that even if they are a mistake, they are one that drags them to Hell as they once thought themselves part of.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,793 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Bill
Triangulation by Gibson 1959 Les Paul reviews
Set just post-timeskip. Robin and Nami are Best Friends. Robin loves Luffy. Nami loves Luffy. Luffy loves meat. Problems ensue. (I've always shipped Nami x Luffy. But I also really like shipping Robin x Luffy. So this is me having my cake and eating it too) Essentially a harem fic that I attempted to make somewhat believable. Will have mature scenes.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,220 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Luffy, Robin, Nami
Cure to Emptiness by Robert001 reviews
Ulquiorra Cifer is given a new chance to understand the meaning of his heart. But his search does not continue in the world where he once existed. Instead follow him as he is placed in the magical world of Earthland and how in this world of existence he will find help from our favorite guild of mages Fairy Tail!
Crossover - Bleach & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,525 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Ulquiorra
Carrie by CreatorZorah reviews
One-shot. Harry volunteers himself to help the efforts of the ICW at maintaining the statute of secrecy in America. Eventually he goes back to the Wizarding Britain, but... not alone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Carrie - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Presents from the Heart by Futanari King reviews
A commission for a guy on deviant. Sorry for its lateness but the sight was overloaded on Christmas so I couldn't get it to you. Not a futa-fic, just a little heart-warming christmas thing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
Reapers Light by HoboGod reviews
Humanity wipes itself out, now Alex Mercer, the Blacklight virus, takes humanities place among the stars. Mass Effect / Prototype. Rating will jump to M.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Alex M./Zeus
Drabblemon Party! by Tafyapyap reviews
If other Pokemon writers can do one-shot bundles, why can't I? So basically, instead of posting millions of seperate one-shots, I'll just stuff them all in here. :p So, yeah, got a request? Hopefully, I can answer! No specific prohibitions, really, since I'm carefree like that. :P And hey, M rated stories not your thing? No prob, you can even request T rated. Well, enjoy !
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 98,599 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Complete
Conduit of Zero by sayain673 reviews
Brought from the dead to be a hero once more, Cole MacGrath is summoned to the land of Tristain to be the familiar of Louise the "Zero" Valliere. Halkeginia is not ready for the coming of the storm. RATED T for Violence, Sexual Themes, Blood, and Language. RE-WRITE in progress!
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Louise, Cole MacGrath
A Win is a Win by omnidestruction5678 reviews
Natsu, after being beaten by Erza for the umpteenth time, take a walk to think of a new strategy. During his walk, he meets a weird, old, man who offers to teach Natsu a new technique to beat Erza. Yet, how will Erza react when Natsu uses this technique on her and how will it affect her relationship with Natsu? Slight crossover and home for Natsu/Crack ideas.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,117 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Natsu D., Erza S.
Harry Addams by Savy13 reviews
The Addams Family gets a new member.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P.
Three Little Words by SweetDarkLove reviews
Crona had been feeling lonely lately, and having to watch dozens of couples daily didn't help, so will the friendship of one empathetic chain-scythe change his mind? And could that friendship maybe blossom into something more? Rated for Ragnarok, and references to sexual content in the story, but not M worthy. REVAMPED: see ch.1 AN, Ch8 Revamped. Sequel now up: "Two Chained Souls."
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,333 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - [Crona, Tsubaki N.] [Black Star, Maka A.] - Complete
Allen, Noah, Dinner? by 100thAngel reviews
Allen joins the Noah's for dinner... unwillingly. What could go wrong?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Allen Walker, Road C., Tyki Mikk - Complete
Love's Spell by Crazy Dr Giggles reviews
My name was Anora. I became later know by the Vikings of Berk as Toothless, a dragon of the rarest breed. I was mistaken by the Vikings for a male. Female Dragon/Human Toothless x Hiccup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Scar: The Chronicles of a Bastard and his friends by Tremor230 reviews
Rated M! I won't play nice here, and with this I am directly aiming at having you people hate me, it will be against every good memory the pokemon series gave you, I warned you. Summ: Scar (see story image) is a wild Pikachu with a dream, showing to the humans that he doesn't need them to be great, follow here his adventures. full details inside, looking for help in pokemon fanfic
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,635 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Pikachu, Gardevoir/Sirknight, Serperior /Jaroda
SDDJ: Auld Lang Syne by AJ Freas reviews
Sequel to Same Destination, Different Journey with my Slytherin!Harry. The years ahead promises to bring friends back together. *This story covers Harry's 3rd & 4th years at Hogwarts*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 136,489 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Vaisey - Complete
Learning the Difference by Slicerness reviews
Sakura needs chakra, and Naruto just so happens to have a surplus. A deal is made and valuable lessons are learned by all. Dirty lessons. Rated M for good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,210 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 216 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H.]
Role Reversal by Trishata96 reviews
After Shepard breaks the Mako on an ice planet, the team have to take shelter in a nearby bunker. One problem... there's only two blankets and three people, which is quite entertraining in the morning for Williams and Shepard, but not for Kaidan. (Based on Kmeme prompt)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Ashley W., Kaidan A., Shepard (M) - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 4,288 - Follows: 4,532 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
I Don't Know How to Deal with Youkai Academy! by Scarecrow'sMainFan reviews
After switching sides and helping kill Medusa, Crona is pardoned, but sent to Youkai Academy as part of his probation. Can he survive the frightening world of monsters? And how will he deal with the girls around him falling in love with him?
Crossover - Soul Eater & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,377 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Crona
Hopping Frog by Jac the Shadow reviews
Eruka learns that a friend, even one that you barely know, is still a friend. A collection of one shots that focus mostly on Eruka and Crona.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,779 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Eruka Frog, Crona
Customs by Angelada reviews
"Why won't you get on the horse, Divines damn it?" Because that was what started all this mess, she simply refused to get behind him on the blasted animal.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia] - Complete
Naruto no Taka by Hakureisaiga reviews
When Danzo and the elders make a plan to make baby Naruto into a weapon, a witness takes him and gives him to a friend that owes him a favor. Now 12 years later, watch Naruto as Taka fight to protect his people and become Naruto no Taka.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,620 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Play With Me? by EstelleLeegh reviews
When Estelle wakes in the night to find her dolls from her moving box missing she's in for a pleasant surprise. One Shot Femmeslash. Bit of roughness. Lemons. BxOC AxOC GxOC. AU. AH. M FOR A REASON!
Barbie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Barbie, Analise, Genevieve - Complete
Drizella's Revenge by EstelleLeegh reviews
When Drizella can't stand hearing Cinderella play with herself any longer, she recruits her sister to help her exacts her revenge when their mother is out. Rape Scene. Lemons and more. There's a reason it's M! I don't really care if you don't like it. I don't own any characters. One Shot Femmeslash. DxC AxC.
Cinderella - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Cinderella, Anastasia T., Drizella T. - Complete
Delia's Hungry Friend by Mawileluvergirl reviews
What happens when Delia finds an injured, and hungry, Arbok lying wounded on the side of the road? Lemon/Vore.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Delia K./Hanako, Arbok - Complete
Ask Shepard: An Advice Column by Shootingstar7123 reviews
A Galactic Enquirer online exclusive-Commander Shepard answers YOUR fanmail and questions in her very own advice column!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
A Void With A Heart by Paragon of Awesomeness reviews
Ulquiorra lost his fight with Ichigo Kurosaki, but he gained something invaluable. Though his story didn't end there. Witness his life as he enters Yokai Academy, seeking to understand humans. And with a bit of help from some very special girls, the Fourth Espada might finally fill the emptiness inside of him, and maybe even grow to understand what it truly means to have a heart.
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Ulquiorra
Techno-Organics by Rapidfyrez reviews
After the events of "The Human Factor" Megatron learns some interesting new details that put the autobots human allies in danger
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,370 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Jack D., Arcee] Miko N., Raf E.
The Absent Minded Altmer by Keolah reviews
Keolah, the high elf mage, apparently took a wrong turn in Cyrodiil and wandered into Skyrim somehow. She doesn't think she did anything deserving of execution. Maybe she accidentally ate somebody's sweetroll?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,563 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Ralof
Imprisoned by BHErotica reviews
Three-shot. After being captured by the Snatchers, Hermione finds out just how twisted the Black sisters can be. Blackcest in Chapter 2/3.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Dungeon's Finest Patron by Frei reviews
Featuring some of the Arisen's special ways of dealing with the idiocies that are Gran Soren's citizenry.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Arisen, Julien, Mercedes Marten - Complete
A Ninja Amongst Meisters by Collateral-Damage666 reviews
Naruto finds himself in a very strange world where people are weapons... literally. Naruto Shippuden/Soul Eater Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Naruto U.
Diary of a slave by Cute Devil Rica reviews
Kagome is the bet in a card game and she loses and becomes a sex slave whose purpose is to please men and this is her diary. Bondage ,Dp ,Betting , Master/Slave,Sex Games, Spanking, whore Kagome having sex with a bunch of guys
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Kagome H. - Complete
Growth Unhindered by Corncake reviews
Dumbledore, hoping to spare Harry from the woes of fame and give him a normal childhood, doesn't send Harry the Hogwarts admission. Now, upon the return of the Dark Lord, Dumbledore's hand is forced, and he "introduces" Harry to the wizarding world. But Harry discovered magic all on his own, and a cunning, powerful Harry is loosed upon Hogwarts. HHr. Powerful!Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,327 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Breaking Routine by InhumanNexus reviews
Loly and Menoly were merely looking to have a day of recreation outside of Las Noches. How could they have predicted the ramifications? To think, potentially falling in love with a Shinigami would be the least of their worries... Powerful IchigoxHarem(Loly, Menoly, Apacci, Sung-Sun, and Lilynette) No longer discontinued.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,360 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Ichigo K., Apacci, Sung-Sun, Loly
Urz by FluffyCannibal reviews
"I have a proposal for the ship," Grunt boomed. "I think we should bring a varren on board. They have their uses in battle, and it could make an excellent addition to the team." "Absolutely not," Shepard immediately replied. "This is a warship, Grunt, not a flying zoo" ...And in the meantime, Jack and Miranda are finding new and inventive ways to piss each other off. Comedy (ish)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Shepard (F), Miranda L., Jack, U. Grunt - Complete
Trapped and Tentacled by Shika352617 reviews
Second request. The SBB are trapped and not alone. You know where this is going, so no description necessary. One-shot. Rated M for Sexual content.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Zelda/Sheik, Peach, Samus A., Wii Fit Trainer - Complete
Monkey D Luffy: The Romantic Dream Loving Pirate by BlackLynx17 reviews
One-shot. Set during the two year training. Rayleigh may have said Hancock couldn't visit Luffy during his training, but he never said Luffy couldn't visit Hancock. First One Piece fanfiction so be nice.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Luffy, Boa Hancock - Complete
Midnas Fun by moshyman reviews
Link and I have been traveling together for a long while now...in the time of me being in this imp form I haven't been able to pleasure my self...I asked link to have sex with me... he was filling me up... my belly was huge!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Link, Midna - Complete
Harry Potter and the Next Overlord by JLawrence Kenny reviews
After Harry blows up part of Little Whinging, he is collected by a band of Minions and taken back to the Netherworld, where he learns that he is to become the next Overlord. And will he Dominate or Destroy those who stand in his path? DarkHarry and Harem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,297 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P.
fi why do you look like that? revamp by emoeyes713 reviews
revamp to a story. fi is acting odd lately is it due to the bolt of lightning she was hit by.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Fi, Link - Complete
Sirens of the Sand by GrimGrave reviews
The Hero is brough to the west in hope of finding clues to where he should go. Little does Link know that the Gerudo may be hostile to outsiders, but show them a little skill in stealth and they will be swooned. LinkxAveil/Gerudo, NOT Nabooru. Theres just no Aveil or Gerudo in the selection box. Rated M for lemon chapter of adult nature.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Link, Nabooru - Complete
Christmas Angel by Mohawkman2233 reviews
First Fic! SSBB style. Christmas time has fallen upon Smash Manor, and as the snow falls, romance rises! Highly Pit/Samus, microscopic bits of Link/Zelda and Mario/Peach. Enjoy!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,010 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Pit, Samus A. - Complete
Let's Have Fun, Okay? by Tailsdoll123 reviews
"I only came to kill a brat, instead I'm stuck playing tea party while that stupid blue hedgehog laughs away! I knew I should have went for that other kid instead." "Tails Doll! I found another sparkly dress! Mommy also gave me some red lipstick for you!" "Dear God, save me!" Full summary inside.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,903 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Tails Doll, Sonic
Multiversing with Harems by Shadenight123 reviews
Crack-Fic with a serious undertone first and foremost. Naruto Uzumaki has a pairing per story in all of fanfiction-net. What if the daughters of those pairings decided to convince the Canon Naruto to marry their Canon mother's counterparts? Not to be taken seriously. 'Gender-bending' implied with the characters. Light-hearted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,961 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., Naruko U., Team Seven - Complete
Dokushu, The Poison Master by Kairomaru reviews
What if Uzumaki Naruto wasn't such a hyperactive child? What if he focused his energy into studying a type of jutsu rarely used in the shinobi world. What if he had a kekkei genkai that made said jutsu stronger than ever? Bloodline!Naruto NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,966 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect: Project Persephone by GibberingGemstone reviews
The Illusive Man sends Commander Naomi Shepard to Titan Station, where one of Cerberus' projects has gone horribly wrong. There, Naomi and her teammates quickly find themselves descending into a terrifying nightmare filled with madness and death. Will they be able to survive the brutal onslaught of the necromorphs and their inner demons? Or will they succumb to the Marker's power?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 97,093 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012
witch Hunter by S Corsette reviews
It's tough being a lone Futanari in a Zombie apocalypse, this is zoey's life. As the young woman tries to survive the dangerous new world she comes face to face with the Witch! Contains Futa and Zombie.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Witch, Zoey - Complete
Of Pawns and Employment by julien-schu reviews
In which idle and newly-dismissed pawns seek new methods to find employment in Gran Soren.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Arisen - Complete
The Legend of Garmr by LegendofGarmr reviews
A confused man awakens in a strange world that defies the laws of physics and discovers he is Garmr, the Last Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Streaming Consensus by Detective-Mason reviews
Legion watches a vid at movie night and is immersed in the world of fiction. Specifically A.I. fiction. Shepard learns that this new outlet might be giving the geth some questions about its own existence and about its place in the universe. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Legion - Complete
Mass Effect and the Philosopher's Stoned by The Blocked Writer reviews
In which John Shepard, the first human Spectre, battles the fact that his life sucks.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Shepard (M), Kaidan A., Dr. Chakwas, Marauder Shields
LustCraft by TheBananaSlug reviews
A titillating series of one-shots in Azeroth featuring many different scenarios that end with a steamy conclusion! Some are very serious and romantic, some are crude and slightly humorous. Contains all kinds of races: Orcs, Humans, Elves, Goblins, Ogres, Undead, Worgen, Succubi...Murlocs? OH MY! Filled with Lemony goodness and very 'interesting' literature.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,261 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Complete
Deaths Mercy by RIBZ3 reviews
Lorna Reeds is trying to escape a Xenomorph infestation, but is captured by a strange Xenomorph she has come to call Shadow. He spares her, and now Lorna is having trouble picking a side. Rated M for Strong language, blood and gore, and maybe an interspecies relationship *wink wink* Please review and let me know how I'm doing. NOTE: Story is Canceled till further notice.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,774 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Human, Alien/Xenomorph
The Hero of the Void by kbzas reviews
After a monster hunt the Hero of Time is summoned by a certain pink haired mage.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 70,856 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Link
Renegade Shepard by REDEEMERpuppy reviews
What happened on the Normandy when you weren't looking...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Shepard (M), EDI, Miranda L., Liara T'Soni - Complete
The Movie Studio by Gnat1 reviews
Sonic and Co. have taken up a new interest: Film Making. Unfortunately, none of their ideas are original, being based off of blockbusters such as Pirates of the Caribbean and The Amazing Spiderman. As if that wasn't enough, their are more bloopers than actual footage. The movie business just isn't for everyone...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,823 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Tails, Sonic
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1207 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Zero's Shock by Rogue Vector reviews
It is time for the springtime summoning rite. Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, AKA 'Louise the Zero', meet Jack Ryan, AKA 'Mr. B'. Kind of. Would you kindly try not to kill each other?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,173 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Louise, Jack R.
Duties of a King by GrimGrave reviews
Link, saviour of Hyrule and the Twilight Realm, manages to capture the heart of both princesses. How will this work out for our hero as the years passed? Find out for yourself. Rated M for lemon. Zelda x Link x Midna. Requested story from cody1989.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Link, Zelda, Midna - Complete
Everything But The Kitchen Sink by Trishata96 reviews
Kaidan remembers that humans have odd sayings and that sometimes Aliens take them quite literally. KMeme Prompt.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Steven C. - Complete
Oh Hell no! by Dixie990 reviews
Shepard and her comrades find some interesting images on the extranet, much to poor Garrus's dismay! Was a one shot just for kicks... now with added stupidness for more kicks! :D
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
Windows and Apples by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Legion interprets windows as a structural weakness and observes that the SR-2 seems to have an excess of this. So begins his quest to rectify that. Unfortunately, some people just can't be swayed. So resumes the war between the windows and the apples.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Joker, Legion, EDI - Complete
Don't Look Behind You by Sazuka57 reviews
Somone brings the Slender Man onto the Normandy...
Crossover - Mass Effect & Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,327 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Joker - Complete
The Scythe and the Cat by Sroxs reviews
Another BlairxSoul from me. This one is going to be an actual romance, not just sex sex and more sex. Though there will be lemon in later chapters. A story for VictorShayatu. Hope you enjoy it. M for later chapters.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Soul Eater, Blair
Go For The Eyes! by Trishata96 reviews
Citadel Spoilers: Artemis Shepard is not having a good shore leave and neither is the Hamster due to somebody. Naturally that person is going to suffer, but not by Artemis' hands.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Team Lithium by Quintillus54 reviews
So, a big mistake within a big mafia involving a few certain agents sends our heroes to a land of talking Pokèmon. Can they survive this sudden change in plans? Can they ever make it back to their world? But maybe the bigger question is, do they want to do either... Planning a massive rewrte. MASSIVE massive. Okay, maybe not that massive.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,921 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Chikorita, Cyndaquil/Hinoarashi] Mudkip/Mizugorou, Trapinch/Nuckrar
Don't Fear theTailsko Doll! by SeductiveSerpent reviews
Twoshot. It was supposed to be his final battle with dreaded Tails Doll, and with some quick thinking from our Fox friend it was, but when something goes wrong, how will the young Fox handle the new Tailsko Doll?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Tails, Tails Doll - Complete
Another Chance by kzlovers reviews
At the Great Clock after Alister's death, Ratchet explores the Great Clock and finds a room that sends him to another dimension. In this dimension, Ratchet was never born and Dr. Nefarious succeed in robots ruling the universe. Organics are either caught and turned into robots or killed. Ratchet must find his way back to where he belongs before he's caught or killed.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Ratchet, Alister A.
Science, Madmen and Dinosaurs by Lord of the Saiyans reviews
Alex Mercer had seen many things in his life. He'd seen slavering Hunters, the shambling infected. He'd seen the merciless nature of Blackwatch as they executed anyone who could oppose them. But never before had he seen a zombie dinosaur. CrackFic!
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Rusty Protector by Makuta52 reviews
In a universe filled with creatures, Louise ends up summoning a machine as her familiar. Will new-age technology be able to coexist with a land revolving around magic? OC Steampunk.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,935 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Louise, Siesta
Summer of Frost by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
Summer is a dull time for Jack Frost. He really can't do much other than wait for it to be over. However, this year, he plans to spend it helping his fellow Guardians with their jobs, primarily Tooth's job. FairyFrost. (Continuation of Work, Not Play, but it's a standalone)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,827 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Pharaoh by Drakai reviews
At the bridge in Wave, Naruto unlocks a power left to him from his ancestors.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/10/2010 - [Naruto U., Kurenai Y.] Exodia The Forbidden One/Sealed Exodia
Master of Oblivion by Drakai reviews
Jiraiya pushes Naruto in the gorge on the one month brake at the Chunnin Exams. He doesn't summon Gamabunta. Instead he keeps falling. Read and see what he finds in the Darkness of the Abys. Strong\A little Dark\Naruto. Kakashi's a good guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/11/2010 - [Naruto U., Guren]
Hanataro: Prince of Xenomorphs by Rikion reviews
By a sick twist of fate, instead having a Zanpakuto that heals anything it cuts, Hanataro has a Zanpakuto that could bring an end to all life and within, the most frightening creature in the universe as his Zanpakuto Spirit. Enemies beware for the Prince of Xenomorphs is here!
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Alien/Xenomorph, Hanatarō Y.
A Spartan In America by juggernaut715 reviews
Kratos wakes up in a hospital in the present day. Athena's there-but she's as clueless as he is. How will The Ashen Warrior integrate-or attempt to-into daily life in the world today? First step? Clothes. Second step? Somewhere to live. Harder than it sounds when you're an eight foot tall battle hardened warrior with chains burned onto your forearms. Possible romance, not sure yet.
God of War - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,085 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013
Transformation by Fanatic-Fanatica reviews
My first story. This story has graphic detail and includes chicks with dicks i.e. shemales and a mysterious sex toy. If you don't like the sound of it, then don't read it. There's also gonna be a little incest, so if you don't like that then don't read. DAMN, I only just realised how terrible my old style is... might need a rewrite ;) 75k views... holy shitballs
Incredibles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Elastigirl, Violet P. - Complete
Lydia is off her rocker by KahnShao reviews
dedicated to Baby Fawn a one shot story where Lydia is off her rocker. How will her Thane, Ki'Rana deal with this? rated M for strong content. I own nothing except for my OC Ki'Rana who is based off my elder scrolls game. only my game character doesn't deal with stupidity to well.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Lydia - Complete
Do You Primitives Ever Stop Copulating? by Trishata96 reviews
So that thing where Javik can go around the Normandy and sense the places where particular crew members have made their homes on the ship in the past.Well, turns out that he can also sense places where crew members have had sex before and gets vivid visions of their encounters. And due to the suicide mission and the final fight against the Reapers. The crew has been very, very busy
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Javik - Complete
Wabbajack by PhantomX0990 reviews
When a slightly off Dragonborn tests out his latest trinket the result is not quite what this college student expected. Insert OC. One-Shot
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,283 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
Bath Time by NitroStation reviews
Starscream's stuck with surveillance duty, and the night is really starting to wear on. That is, until Airachnid decides to have a bath... Why do they have cameras in there, again?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Starscream, Airachnid - Complete
The Snow Fairy by AeriaGloris10 reviews
Jack Frost and Toothiana are in a relationship, fulfilling their duties as Guardians and continuing to surprise each other in magical ways. Toothiana welcomes a new fairy into the fold, but there is something very different about this new arrival. What happens when the seemingly impossible becomes possible? References information in the books, but is not meant to be entirely loyal.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,650 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
White Knight by fujin of shadows reviews
What if Ichika's kidnapping turn out differently? What if he discovered his ability to pilot an I.S. early? What if he rescued somebody who had suffered the same fate has him? One change, one discovery, one meeting, will change the course of his life. Warning heavy Incest, don't read if you are uncomfortable with those kinds of materials.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 90,514 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Ichika O.
Cute Enougth to Eat by SeductiveSerpent reviews
A young futanari named take's a shortcut through the woods one day, and encounter's a very seductive naga...Warning: Vore! A story based on "Nitrotitans" character's: Ami & Charm the Naga
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Complete
Repaying My Savior by Blazertrail reviews
A man saves a kirlia from a mightyena. As he takes her in, they both begin to fill the void in their lives. Rated M for lemon
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
Uzumaki Gamer Online by SoulEmbrace2010 reviews
Players are just players. Beta-testers are the ones who are ahead of the pack. Beaters are beta-testers who are cheaters. And then there are Hackers, players with a Source Code granting them abilities that helps manipulate themselves and the virtual environment for their own ends. Naruto is a Hacker, and this is his story. Modern/uber-Godlike Naruto, Mass Harem, minor crossovers
Crossover - Naruto & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,495 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Naruto U., Naruko U., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K.]
Matt's Psych Journal by The Nearly Missed reviews
In addition to Mello's Psych Journal, I bestow upon you Matt's journal, as well! "Do I really have to write in this damn thing every. Single. Day!" Rated T for language, "slightly illegal activities," and adult themes. Do not own Death Note.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,578 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Matt - Complete
Shadow Of The Snake by Kyuubi666 reviews
Frighteningly similar to Tom Riddle, Harry Potter is a genius who surpasses even the greatest warlocks ever lived. Diving head first into the intricate world of wizarding politics, Harry dissects the secrets of Magic and he shall rise. "I alone stand supreme on Heaven and Earth." Quidditch & Guilds.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,466 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P.
Oppressed solitude by Maelstrom-claymore reviews
A young man just attempting to get by in life without excessive interaction. One day, everything that young man loved was stripped from him, leaving nothing but a false mask. On the day of judgement, the day havoc unleashed itself, that was the day Namikaze Naruto finally snapped. OC/OOC Naruto. Dark, humorous, and slightly crazed Naruto. 'Possible' "small" harem.
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,241 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Rei M.
SandStorms by InebriatedMuse reviews
A young Kage finds himself whisked away from his village and into a world so unlike his own. A world full of magic and other such things. How will this poor shinobi react to the school Hogwarts? Gaara. No pairings, yet.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,748 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Gaara
Prince and the Frog: A Kid x Eruka Tale by Vembra Isles reviews
In the Soul Eater spin of the classic Frog Prince tale, Eruka fails Medusa for the last time and is transformed into a frog permanantly! Now, she finds help of a most unlikely meister and his two weapons, granting him one wish in reward. But Death the Kid is more than what he seems. Will Eruka end her curse before it's too late, or fall for her new friend, instead? Kid x Eruka
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,736 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Death The Kid, Eruka Frog
The Music We Played by GrimGrave reviews
The moments they met, they played music together. But it was alot more to it than that. Confession turned into a loving bond, threatened by Sheiks destiny. Link X Female Sheik, rated M to be safe.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2012 - [Sheik, Link] - Complete
A dragon's glyph by spike tashy reviews
while lost in an old ruin hiccup get's cut. and suddenly he find hims thrust forward into a world he never even knew existed. how will he cope with this new world AND his growing feelings for toothless? A FEMALE TOOTHLESS FIC. REVIEWS ARE WANTED AND LOVED
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,388 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Greeting by Destiny Aitsuji reviews
A Tsuna x Chrome fic enjoy review please :3 One shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Chrome D., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Oniichan Seduction by Sinonon reviews
She had been driving him insane all week. The briefest of glimpses here and there, the innocence in her actions. The fact that she was unknowingly bringing down his walls... he couldn't take it anymore. Lemon/Smut in which Suguha manages to seduce her dear Onii-chan.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Leafa/Suguha K. - Complete
Of Simple Misunderstandings by julien-schu reviews
In which there is a misunderstanding between the head of the Pawn Guild and the ladies of the Venery, which only leads to further confusion.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Barnaby, Arisen - Complete
Hanatarou's Very Bad Day by Lord Machiavelli's Understudy reviews
When Unohana decides to start a sub-division for the psychological health of the Shinigami, Hanatarou discovers that he is in way over his head. The only question is whether he will go as crazy as some of his patients...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Sin by 157yrs reviews
AU: Ulquiorra learns the darker aspects of the heart through his one on one interactions with Orihime after Aizen wins the Winter War. COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - [Ulquiorra, Orihime I.] Uryuu I. - Complete
Same Destination, Different Journey by AJ Freas reviews
It all starts with 'what if'. What if the trio weren't in Gryffindor? What if Harry was sorted in to Slytherin? And so it began with an eleven year old boy with emerald eyes and a lightning bolt scar on his way to live a life he didn't even know existed. *this story covered Harry's first 2 years at Hogwarts*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 93,596 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Vaisey - Complete
The Life of Neko Hanataro by Mr. Hourglass reviews
Boredom... Something that does not fit well with Shinigami. So what happens when a certain Fourth Division member gets involve in an event that changes his life forever? One giant mess that leads to some funny events.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,701 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hanatarō Y.
Megatron Hates Human Music by NitroStation reviews
A little idea I had during my daily 'dubstep music therapy'. The Nemesis is contacted by a strange signal, which leads to all sorts of mayhem...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Megatron - Complete
A Christmas Effect by Nascence reviews
Christmas time onboard the Normandy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Nidaime Rikudo Sennin vs The Avatar by Namikaze09 reviews
Inspired by author Oni Shin. Naruto succeeds in defeating Madara Uchiha and becomes the second vessel for the Jubi. After the process, Naruto finds himself in a world where the warriors can bend the elements. NarutoxHarem REWRITE ON CHAPTERS NarutoxHarem
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,012 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 1,796 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U., Mai, Ty Lee, Azula
Of Pawns and Well-Intentioned Advice by julien-schu reviews
In which Barnaby establishes a guild for his fellow pawns, and gives them some helpful advice.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Barnaby, Arisen - Complete
Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark by The Red Celt reviews
Just in time for Halloween, Shepard has a campfire story for all you people out there. Complete with comments from the peanut gallery and a bad reaction from everybody's favorite krogan. Rated T for krogan zombies.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
The Blood King by Fan of Fanfics reviews
What if Naruto was bitten by a vampire as a child? What if the Fox used this to make one of the most powerful beings to walk the earth? Pairings NarutoxfemHakuxAnkoxTemari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,469 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Creamy Vanilla by SeductiveSerpent reviews
Vanilla isn't the sweet, kind mother we all know, behind closed doors she has a dirty little seacret that only a few know about, one that she "share's" with her daughter... Oneshot, FutaVanillaXCream!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Cream/Cheese, Vanilla - Complete
Lovers Entwined In Shadow by GrimGrave reviews
Veran, with a twisted fondness for Link, manages to capture him and plans to break him and everything he stands for. Rated M for adult situations, language and blood. Read and Review.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2012 - [Veran, Link] - Complete
Naruto the Overlord by Mr. NSFL reviews
"Through hatred, a ruler is born, through deception, an Overlord is born" NarutoxOverlord, Dark Evil Sadistic Manipulative Naruto, NaruHarem, Death, Lemons, OOC, AU, Sasuke and Kakashi Bashing. DISCONTINUED AND BEING RE-WRITTEN!
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,453 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Struggle for Skyrim by The Winter Wizard reviews
A year after the war, a magical accidents sends Harry Potter to Skyrim with memory loss and no wand. There, he gets caught in the confusion of an Imperial ambush and sentenced to death with the other captives in Fort Helgen. But destiny has other plans for him & a dragon attack enables him to escape. Free, he makes his way to the Mages Guild in search of answers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Harry P., Lydia
Of Harpies and the Occasional Succubus by julien-schu reviews
In which an exasperated Lord Julien tries to fend off the attentions of the young female nobles of the Gran Soren court.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Julien, Arisen, Mercedes Marten - Complete
The Changeling's Dragon - 1 shot by beirirangu reviews
Years after the canterlot wedding, Spike is crying in the park after dark about Rarity ignoring him, and unbeknownst to him a figure caught his crying from the woods and hatched a sinister plan to capture his love, but fate has different plans for the two as Spike had be on to her plot since the start. A request offered by "Riderman09" PS this is not a rape fic
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Spike, Queen Chrysalis - Complete
Of Little Girls and Their Ambitions by julien-schu reviews
In which Ser Maximilian Eizenstern has no idea how to deal with the decision of little Symone Frescobaldi.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Complete
Telemagnetism by Glacio Drako reviews
An old lady comes to Sabrina looking for help.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Sabrina/Natsume, Hypno/Sleeper - Complete
How the seven dwarfs got their names by 92fireDemon reviews
Poem parody. Warning, contains adult themes. Not safe for kids!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Complete
Doll on the Hunt by Qwisse reviews
A certain fox-shaped doll used to follow Tails in his nightmares. Now it is after him in the broad daylight... and Tails isn't too eager to find out why the doll needs him so badly.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Tails - Complete
Something Never To Forget by Zelda's Spirit93 reviews
Zelda X FEM Link X Midna THREESOME! Story takes place 3 months after Twilight Princess, Link never forgot the adventure that happened, and she knows how much she cares about the Princesses, and the other two want to make sure she never forgets. But in what way? Rated M Get Ready For Some Girl on Girl Lemony Action! This was born from a dream of mine -LINK BOTTOMS-
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Zelda, Link - Complete
Sins of the Father by Lord Caelum reviews
What if The Darkness had to intervene to save Harry Potter's life on his eleventh birthday? What if, unlike every other Darkness Host to have ever lived, he actually tries to be good?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Darkness - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,305 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P.
Of Confusing Afflictions and Walking Into Walls by julien-schu reviews
In which a pawn is worried over a love-struck idiot of a Master who is not only infatuated with a certain foreign knight, but also keeps walking into walls, people, and the occasional beast.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Arisen, Main Pawn, Julien - Complete
The Darkness Wins by DominaUmbra666 reviews
Dumbledore leaves little Harry Potter on the Dursley's doorstep. The Dursleys don't want him and leave him at an orphanage. The Wizarding World has to deal with a savior they never expected. Dark!Powerful!Inteligent!Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 143 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Being Sick Has Never Been So Great by Tafyapyap reviews
Marcus has to stay home at school due to having a cold. He's bored out of his mind, but Gar-chan, his female Garchomp, might be able to change that. M for straight Pokephilia.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Garchomp/Gaburias - Complete
What Lies Within by Rorac The Dragon Knight reviews
After centuries of watch the world go by Alex Mercer is dying. Wanting to leave a part of himself behind he searches for someone to carry his legacy. What will this change when that person turns out to be our favorite blond ninja, Naruto Uzimaki?
Crossover - Naruto & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,011 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Naruto U.
T'Soni, Asari Ranger by Bebus reviews
Liara shares certain traits with an ancient Earth hero...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F) - Complete
Don't Judge A Fanfiction By Its Summary by TheMuseumOfJeanette reviews
Chaos will ensue when the Bleach characters discover fanfiction. Some may go insane. The 4th and probably 3rd wall will be broken. Requests are closed, I'm not taking any more. Story is now finished
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 100,074 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
A Mother's Touch by DisasterMaster445 reviews
"Mmm…it was good." Medusa complimented. "If you do well on your next mission, we can do this again…" She said. "I might even let you put that somewhere else." "I think I could handle that." Set after Medusa gets Crona back from Shibusen. CronaXMedusa, implied one-sided CronaXMaka. Warning: Lemon/Incest/Foot Fetish. First lemon attempt. Check it out and tell me what you think.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Crona, Medusa G. - Complete
Konoha's Legion, Naruto: The One and The Many by Fan of Fanfics reviews
After falling off the bridge in Wave, Naruto enters the Matrix. Now, with a group of programs called Exiles, the Architect, The Oracle, Neo, and renegade Agent Smith residing in his mind, he will bring the machines back to their former glory, his way.
Crossover - Matrix & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Naruto U.
A High Brow Discussion by Bebus reviews
Faith Shepard's curiosity gets the better of her. Fluffy one-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F) - Complete
Angels of the Silences by CompYES reviews
After the raid, Hiccup decided not to search for Toothless's crash site. So when someone else happens to stumble on the indisposed dragon, both dragon and future rider are in for a surprise. A RuffnutHiccup story.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,291 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ruffnut, Hiccup - Complete
Stop and Stare by Madam RinRin reviews
Stop and Stare. I think I'm moving but I go no where. Yeah, I know that everyone gets scared. I've become what I can't be... oh, do you see what I see? Not a Songfic, but based off of the song Stop and Stare by onerepublic. CielXLizzie. Happy birthday./The explanation to the ending it up, in case any of you have gotten confused.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
Dead Space: Playing the Game 2 by EcoSeeker247 reviews
Sequel to Playing the Game. After clearing the first Dead Space, Isaac Clarke doesn't think he can handle anymore games about himself...until Challus Mercer brings him a little gift one day: Dead Space 2! Rated T for mild suggestive humor and language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,662 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Isaac C., Ellie L., H. Tiedemann, N. Stross
Shards by Psudocode Samurai reviews
Part of Mr.WriterWriter's challenge 'What else is in the scroll' Naruto accidentally unleashes a set of masks that change not only his life, but that of three other women. What happens when Naruto gains the powers of the Shark Emperess, and her love?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 2,677 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U., T. Harribel
The Big MixUp! by Cattleman reviews
What happens when the characters from both Dead Space 1 and 2 wake up in the Sprawl, with no idea how they got there, and even worse, when some of them should be dead? Interesting stuff's gonna go down!
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,162 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Isaac C.
Someone Threw a Rock at Grimmjow! by SnowPaladin reviews
A badly wounded Grimmjow is captured by Professor Oak and given to Ash as his first Pokémon. Can this unlikely duo become Super Best Friends, and beat everyone else up? Rated M for Grimmjow's swearing.
Crossover - Pokémon & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,609 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Grimmjow J.
New Game Plus by Mereo Flere reviews
Not every pawn gives good advice.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Arisen, Main Pawn - Complete
The tale of Yissu Yermos: Boy Vampire by The Kinky Sloth reviews
Yissu Yermos, once a boy living in poverty, has recently been sired into a vampire. His new found powers and abilities seem to amazing, but how will he cope with his new found dark side?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012
IPin's Niisan by Tenshi-Oujosama reviews
I-Pin was a student who is often bullied. Would an assignment help her situation? And how does Tsuna fit in this?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/22/2012 - I-Pin, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
congratulations on your new housecarl by KahnShao reviews
Jet is a level headed khajiit dragonborn assigned Lydia as her Housecarl. But Lydia is not who she seems. How Can Jet keep sane and level headed when Lydia is well...batshit crazy? Oneshot rated T for mild swears. I own nothing except for my OC Jet
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia - Complete
Naruto in Hanaukyo Maid Team: Jinchuuriki Tale's by OmegamanX reviews
Naruto loses his inheritance to the council who gives it to Sasuke. However a mysterious letter arrived for Naruto about ANOTHER inheritance of the Uzumaki clan, a Mansion filled with beautiful maids that will fulfill his every desire. Very Lemon Heavy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,563 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U.
A Saiyan Prince's Hobbies by Gogeta-64 reviews
Anybody ever wonder what Vegeta does when the Gravity Room is broken? find out in this little one shot. Complete.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Vegeta, Bulma - Complete
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy b/c of his crazy students. Not so vengeful Sasuke, not fangirly Sakura, not dumb Naruto, yes Uchiha Massacre. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
Evil InLaws by Ozuchi-Kozuchi reviews
Timcampy sure knows how to pick 'em. Oneshot.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Timcanpy, Allen Walker - Complete
The Meeting of Two Swords by Cat Professor reviews
After Hiro returns Excalibur to the quiet shrine nestled in a land to the north, Crona and Ragnarok accidentally stumble upon his resting place. But what happens when The Demon Sword meets The Holy Sword?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Excalibur, Ragnarok
Qiomec by Gigolo Von Spicypants reviews
Being mistaken for a god has its perks. Oneshot. M for pokémonxhuman sex.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Milotic/Milokaross - Complete
Year of the Dog by forcedInduction reviews
Sirius finds his Godson. The kids pitch a tent. Xeno finds a rat. Luna drives. Everything was pretty much fine until Luna drove, if you don't count the prison break. HHr romance in 3rd year. Sequel to Nocturnal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,167 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Darkness of Konoha by badsy reviews
What happens if Uzumaki Naruto was born with the Darkness instead of Kyubi? My first fan fiction attempt. This is a total revamp of the series.
Crossover - Naruto & Darkness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,405 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U.
Dragon's Dating Service by Mereo Flere reviews
Leaving Grigori in charge of finding the Arisen's beloved may not have been the greatest idea.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Arisen - Complete
Father Son Time by hoyteca reviews
After getting captured by the Gerudo, Link joins Ganondorf's cause. Contains sex scenes.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Link, Ganondorf
The Legend of Zelda: Release by Redbrush reviews
*ADOPTED FROM BLIZZAGA SAGA!* Link visits the desert to improve Hylian-Gerudo relations, and the all-female race needs help procreating to stay alive.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,570 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Link
Tradition and Honor: A Devil's Creed by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto doesn't summon the Toads when Jiraiya pushed him over the ravine and hit the bottom. As he lies there slowly dying he learns that he is the long lined descendant of Vergil Sparda from the spirit of the man himself. Can anyone say...BINGO!
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,086 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U.
The Harem Plan Commences by Repiece reviews
Momo begins her harem plan as she calls for a plant that lets out Rito's luscious ambition toward the girls of To-Love Ru.
To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,348 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Rito Y. - Complete
Taboo by Repiece reviews
Mikan's feelings for her brother Rito have been escalating to the point she realizes that she fell in love with him. But she knows her love for him was prohibited. Her love was taboo.
To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Rito Y., Mikan Y. - Complete
Siblings by Repiece reviews
Chifuyu doesn't understand this feeling she gets whenever she see her younger brother surrounded by the other girls. So, she decides to confront him about his feelings towards them and then it suddenly leads to something more. Rated M!
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Ichika O., Chifuyu O. - Complete
A Night with a Drunk Natsu by Repiece reviews
Mirajane finds out what happens when you take a drunk Natsu back to his home.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Natsu D., Mirajane S. - Complete
Sapphic Maneuver: ME3 Humorous Lesbian Orgy Ending by ReaverPoet reviews
This is a parody send-up of the ME3 ending, using lesbian sex as the DeusEx Machina that saves the galaxy. It is intended to be funny. Well, hilarious really. It contains some material that may offend some people, so please read the warnings, and search your soul, and don't read this if it might offend you. because, really, my life doesn't need any extra drama.:-
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Complete
Dead Space: Friendship is Dismembered by I have a jar of dirt reviews
Twilight Sparkle accidentally finds herself on the Kellion, with a puzzled crew on the way to reestablish contact with the USG Ishimura. Disaster strikes however, and alongside Isaac Clarke, Twilight tries to survive the horrors that lurk the ship...
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,020 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Isaac C.
The Beasts of Zero by CagedSnow reviews
Another series of oneshots with the 'different familiar' theory behind them. This time, no man shall greeting Louise the Zero... only the beasts.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,538 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Louise
Top of the heap by K' the panther reviews
Kakashi gets interrogated. ANBU style. Warning: pointless crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Kakashi H.
Simmer by nekked reviews
What else is there now, but to make this spot beside him constantly hers. — Natsu/Yukino; fluff
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Natsu D., Yukino A. - Complete
Just go with the flow by Queen of Crack reviews
Natsu finds himself feeling jealous of Gray, because Juvia likes Gray, and not him...Or does she? Natvia
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Juvia L., Natsu D. - Complete
Flares of passion by Demonwithasoul reviews
Flare has always lived her life in pain and suffering since she can remember. Can the unexpected meeting with a dragon slayer change that? Natsu x Flare oneshot
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Natsu D., Flare C. - Complete
What Grass Types Do by Tafyapyap reviews
Left home by their trainer one night, Venusaur decides to teach Chikorita this "game" of his he plays with his trainer. M for Pokemon on Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Venusaur/Fushigibana, Chikorita - Complete
A More Base Need by intothelight001 reviews
Saadia offers a special service to the dragonborn for help in her time of need.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Saadia - Complete
Here Kinshin Kinshin by Deaths-Glance reviews
Blair finds a kitten and brings it home. Only later does she realize this isn't a normal kitten, but a Kishin who's now interested in the magical cat. This story was given to us by Paranormal713. ON HIATUS
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Blair, Asura
By Goddesses' Orders by TheArchersBowsHaveBroken reviews
Link yearns for female company, and one night he happens to find just the person who'll provide him with that. Link x Fi .
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Link, Fi
The Snake Girl by jukesman54 reviews
A lonely teenaged girl is comforted by her beloved snake, Sam. The comfort reaches a quite a level of pleasure, though. FHumanxMSeviper! One-shot! Those under 18, stay out!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Seviper/Habunake - Complete
Rotten Egg by starrynight1213 reviews
Shepard encounters another form of Reaper Troop...
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Overlord Maelstorm by Fallen-Ryu reviews
When thrown into the gorge by jiraya naruto doesnt contact kyuubi,instead he keeps falling untill he somhow manages to reach the netherworld, where germlins scream that hes their new master, wait whats this about becoming the overlord?
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Rajah Takes Control by Ouros-HF reviews
Rajah decides to take on responsibility for Jasmine's neglected sexual needs, by force. She learns to have reverence for the dominant beast's sexual prowess.
Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Jasmine, Rajah
My Human Mate by Foxohki x3 reviews
PokémonxHuman lemon involving a lonely female Eevee in heat and the male human with whom she falls in love with. Mating ensues... If that sort of thing offends you, don't read!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Eevee/Eievui - Complete
Overheated by Foxohki x3 reviews
Pokemon lemon! Male Eevee/female trainer in the first chapter, female Flareon/ Male trainer in the second. :3 Made to be humorous and innocent, many lessons in mating are taught! ;3 Don't read if this stuff doesn't Floatzel your Boatzel!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,125 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Flareon/Booster, Eevee/Eievui
Chills by ShadowedSword21 reviews
It's cold in the training room. fou is sitting out, admiring the veiw. But could it turn to something more, very quickly? AllenXFou Oneshot!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Allen Walker, Fou
The Observations of Ulquiorra Schiffer by Aizen's Bitch Curl reviews
For Amaterasu Ai. "I'm writing this to you because I have nothing else to do. I just found this notebook on the floor beside my bed the other day. I will not call this a diary, because it's not. It's just some book that I will write personal things in."
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Ulquiorra - Complete
A Day At The Castle by ForbiddenKHfan216 reviews
Randomness Involving the Organization; Job Arc: The Organization's getting jobs!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 101 - Words: 124,217 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sora, Roxas
Birds and Bees: Original by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto wants to learn how babies are made. He asks Sakura who directs him to Tsunade who picks Shizune and makes it a mission. A Naruto pairing with good potential often overlooked. Adopting from Romez. Also I have twitter now. Look up Kyuubi16 if you want to know about my thoughts, what I'm going to update and what I'm working on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,330 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune
The Problem with Guns by Eesa reviews
The awful way Kid holds his guns. Maka's skirt. Soul's headband. Crona's poetry. Black Star's muscles. All these, and more!
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Death The Kid, Maka A. - Complete
Couples In Conflict by RuexMytholover reviews
I try to interview Chucky and Tiffany on their love hate relationship. Craziness is all over the place. Rated M for my french. But its mostly Chucky I swear.
Child's Play - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Complete
Custos Cor by Xianyu reviews
Hearts & Hooves day, and Princess Luna is feeling depressed and sad at having so special somepony...but her guard, Nightwing, decides to be her special somepony for the day. *WARNING* Explicit sexual content within. You were warned.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,887 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
Generator Naruto by Menoduske reviews
Wat if Naruto wasnt so dumb? Wat if he had a bloodline? Wat if he was a desendant of Rex? Adopt me?
Crossover - Naruto & Generator Rex - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,406 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Naruto U., Breach
Dark Defense by kyugan reviews
Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,549 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,541 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Albus D., Vergil
Fosters' Strip Joint for Imaginary Friends by Yunaman reviews
Madame Foster finally snaps due to the lack of money and opens a strip joint in her house. While visiting one day, Mac accidentally gets a lap dance from Frankie. However, a few of the friends decide to have some fun with the strippers.
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Frankie, Mac - Complete
Lets Rape Saito! by Anito Works reviews
A very inspirational story of how a harem raped a man
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Complete
Feeding Frenzy by Pitry reviews
They came alone, in pairs, in packs. They were relentless. They had only one thing in mind. Even the Doctor could not stop them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2012 - 9th Doctor, Minions - Complete
Isabel by ShinjiHiroku reviews
A lugia chases her oblivious lover. Will she catch him? It's a romance story, what do you think? Human X Anthro Lugia
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Lugia - Complete
Lethal Hornet, Timid Healer by ExodineTheDestroyer reviews
After surviving a near fatal Arrancar attack, Soifon finds herself in the 4th Squad Clinic with the timid Hanataro serving as her nurse. Though initially annoyed by his presence Soifon develops a curiousity for the healer, even after she leaves his care.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,030 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Hanatarō Y., Suì-Fēng
Unknown Love by eddieboy4427 reviews
An OC of mine has found love in a friend. Long story. Sorry if you don't like those. POKEPHILLIA WARNIING! IF YOU DON'T LIKE, TURN BACK NOW!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Charizard/Lizardon
Soul and Chrona: Too Much Adventure! by TheBadHatter reviews
Soul decided (forced) to take Crona out so they can bond. But Soul never told him WHERE they'd go or how long they'd be gone... The demon weapon's plan was to go on the run for as long as possible until they were infamous. Yeah, by the time this was over, Soul & Crona were going to be the coolest renegades in DWMA history! And Maka said he had no ambition and lacked hindsight...
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Soul Eater, Crona
Rush Hour by Kiseichew reviews
Alex Mercer does not like traffic. Rated for language.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Harem by QuEen0fs0ng reviews
He heard her voice as sweet as honey say, "Come on, hero, we all have pipes to clean." And he knew that she wasn't talking about plumbing. Rated T for y'know... sexual themes
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Link - Complete
Hanataro's Big Boobie Adventure by JulCan1987 reviews
A Chapter story I made just for fun, I hope you like it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 4,263 - Follows: 3,176 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prank Gone Good by JulCan1987 reviews
A few member of squad 11 decide to play a prank on Hanataro, but it doesn't go way the intended it to. Hanataro x multiple women
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Hanatarō Y. - Complete
Zeige Dich, Kyuubi by Inugo Kurosaki reviews
In the Wave mission, Naruto unlocks his mother's bloodline from when he sees Haku kicked by Gato, watch as Naruto uses an old power not seen in years, the power of the Bounts! Naru/Fem.Sasuke, Fem. Haku, possible Fem. Uchiha harem and possible Fem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Doodles Plus Sora Is Greater Than Trig by The Accident-Prone Klutz reviews
His name was Sora. He was a senior and on the cusp of graduating that year. And she – well – she was the quiet girl, the girl that nobody really noticed. AU. SN. Implied RK.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naminé, Sora - Complete
Wesker and Ada's Day Off by Rainfox88 reviews
Tired of all the failures against Chris and the others, Wesker gathers Ada, Nicholai, Krauser, Sherry, and HUNK to go on a vacation in the Bahamas. Soon, they find Chris and the others vacationing as well, chaos and hilarity ensues. Warning: Crazy Goats!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,217 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 6/13/2010 - A. Wesker, Ada W.
The Yellow Haired Super Nose Ninja by helovestowrite reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has returned from his long trip with Bobobo and his gang, now how will Konoha and the Shinobi world handle a more hyper and random legacy of the Yondaime? Find out please! I don't want this story to get canceled have some mercy!
Crossover - Naruto & Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
100 Things Commander Shepard Crew'll Mutiny Over by The Mad Dragon reviews
Shepard's crew, having had enough of some of her antics, has come together to compile a list of things she's no longer allowed to do.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Pit's List of Potential Lovers by Voltra the Lively reviews
A peek into Pit's possible interest on his fellow fighters. Crack fic
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Pit - Complete
Ass Effect by The Eezoman reviews
Hey. Someone had to do it. A parody of everything sexual in Mass Effect. My first attempt at crack, so please, take a look. Ash, You're move, BIATCH. RATED M FOR MAMMARY Just cause.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Godsword of Zero by Kogane1089 reviews
A man without anything to live for but revenge for his country was summoned by a pink haired magician, Will he be able to still exact vengeance for his country or will be able to let go and find his purpose for living again in his life?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,419 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Saito
The Girl in White by NeonZangetsu reviews
In the Valley of End Naruto is granted salvation from death by the most unlikely person... She promises to look after him. What changes will this bring? NarutoxFem Zetsu. My first of female akatsuki fics! Next up is a Female Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Zetsu
Walking Herpes William by Cassend reviews
I dared myself to write something absolutely ridiculous. Kinkmemefill crack . Wesker is a bored individual who harasses William profusely.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin - Complete
Mania by Celestial Reign reviews
Everything he did, he did for that girl. And she absolutely hated him for that. genderbend fem Ghirahim
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Ghirahim, Link - Complete
Dirty Pervert by Lost Words of the Past reviews
a short one-shot about Naruto his pregnant wife and Jiraiya's dirty novel of the two. taking my first shot at a slight lemon on this one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U., Shiho - Complete
Repaying the Favor by jukesman54 reviews
One day while relaxing at a lakeside resort, two serpentine Pokemon girls decide it's finally time for their trainer to know how they really feel. Mature content with MhumanxfMiloticxfDragonair.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Milotic/Milokaross, Dragonair/Hakuryu - Complete
Lord of Nightmares by AnnaDruvez reviews
Harry Potter meets a certain Dream Lord and gains a new weapon for his arsenal of tricks. Is there such a thing as a fourshot?
Crossover - Harry Potter & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Freddy K. - Complete
Deaf to the World by EvaXephon reviews
Fi is obligated to provide assistance to Link in every possible way. What happens when Link becomes sexually frustrated?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Link, Fi - Complete
Errors In Continuity by ZeroVX reviews
When a magical, half-demon superheroine, a timid, gender-ambiguous swordsman, and the self-proclaimed greatest space pirate in the universe get together to read some bad fanfics, this happens. A commentary on just about anything. Rated for language.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 247,324 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011
Hedwig's Wish by MsCashew reviews
Harry is at Number 4 Privet Drive once again after his fifth year. Hedwig is with him, but she's been acting odd lately. So Harry sends her off to the Burrow early. . .and something happens to her along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Harry P., Hedwig
Misunderstanding? by Eve Nightingale reviews
Maria Ross is accused of sexually assulting a certain young alchemist. Will the accusations prove to be false? Her job is on the line! -Edited for quality-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Edward E., Maria R.
The Diary of Alex Mercer by Ryuusei no Mog reviews
A day in the life of Alex mercer. Watch as he tries to *unsuccessfully* blend in with society by doing...well, regular human activities XD First fanfiction ever, please read and review. Rated T just to be safe. Sorry for being bad at summaries.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,600 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010
The Purple Dragoness by Hairy Glove reviews
A purple dragon is born once every ten generations, this ones story had a different "happy ending" Rated M for major lemons, tentacles, vore, inflation, BDSM, slimes, implied digestion, and a slew of other things. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Complete
Errors In Continuity Special: Soul Eater by ZeroVX reviews
Just when the teenage scythe meister and the demon swordsman thought it was safe to read bad fanfics again...rated for language.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 299,346 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Crona, Maka A.
The Predalien's Mate by Witty Moonlight Angel reviews
Rated for Profanity and Predalien impregnating human girl. Halely comes home one evening to find her apartment redecorated and an terrifying visitor waiting for her.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Complete
Howling Fox Roaring Snake Tail by Inugo Kurosaki reviews
When Orochimaru sealed the Nine Tails chakra in Naruto, the blonde meets a nue by the name of Zabimaru, with its power can Naruto save the Leaf Village and become Hokage? Naru/Fem.Kiba, possible harem No flaming if you don't have a your own story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
Like a Spider to the Fly by Digimon Dreamer reviews
A "What if" fanfic. What if Arachne had taken Crona only a little while after he had joined Shibusen? What if she wanted to make him the perfect ally for Arachnaphobia? How far would she go to fulfill that wish and her own desires? Onesided Arachne/Crona.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Crona, Arachne G.
Drunken Delights Remake by Ecchi Girl reviews
A rewrite of Drunken Delights as per request this one was an attempt at more humor.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Naruto Krueger Uzumaki by Mark Of Cain reviews
There is nothing to fear but fear himself.
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,425 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Miss Mary Sue: Final Mix by Reaper-Lawliet reviews
Rewrite. Mary Sue Parody. Mary Sue is the most amazing person in the entire universe. She's kind, selfless, amazingly powerful, and extremely gorgeous. Too bad no one else seems to realize this. Completed!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,135 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Marluxia, Sora - Complete
Something to Look Forward To by Klaus Triton reviews
After her rescue, Ruto decided to give Link something extra. LEMON. Underage, don't like don't read.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Link, Ruto - Complete
In The Dragon's Cage by jukesman54 reviews
When a young peasant is caught trying to feed himself and his family, he is thrown the King's dragon. Little does he know what the dragon has planned for him. Mature content. Mhumanxfcharizard.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Charizard/Lizardon - Complete
No Chocolate for Laharl by CKMel reviews
It's Valentines Day and a certain demon seems to be rather curious about a certain fallen angel. LAHARLXFLONNE.
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,643 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Laharl, Flonne - Complete
Resident Evil 4 PARODY: Leon VS Krauser by Reiko N Josh reviews
ONE SHOT, after much boredom in colledge I've decided to release a test chapter to what coul possibly become a full going fic at some point...What would happen if Krauser and Leons fight was in the twisted world of R N J's PARODY?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Leon S. K., J. Krauser - Complete
Naruto: Prince of Darkness by YinShadow reviews
As Naruto is imprisoned in ROOT base for 5 years, 10 year old Naruto starts to awaken his vampiric side, he slaughted the whole base until he's been rescued by Sarutobi and Kakashi, only they know Naruto's secret but will his secret remain secret?
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Barbie's Treat by illuminatii reviews
A Pokemon trainer and his Lopunny spend the night together, and things get heated in the small tent they share. M/F Pokephilia Trainer on Pokemon Do not read if you're under 18 and all that. Major sexin's.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Lopunny/Mimilop
Disgaea Halloween by Disgaea4everdood reviews
Join the misadventures of the Disgaea cast as they experience the joys of Halloween. Bonus chapter added.
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Daydreaming by DawnAngel14 reviews
Hancock drifts off during a meeting with the shichibukai.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Boa Hancock, Luffy - Complete
Yama Kaji by Xianyu reviews
Two Leafeon find themselves alone, in a burning forest, with no chance of escape. But they have time before the flames reach them, and Hana, the female leafeon, has certain fantasies she wants to live before she dies. M for massive lemon.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Leafeon/Leafia - Complete
Heat of the Family by Mr. Puffy Buns reviews
A family of Eeveelutions have gone into heat, but the entire forest's males have already been taken. Now there lies three needy females, aching for a mate. But then there was a son. When times are desperate, you'll do anything to get what you want.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,661 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Eevee/Eievui, Espeon/Eifie - Complete
Hard times, A Flareon's love by Ajay46 reviews
Anger. Love. Betrayal. What happens when a boy loves woman? Contains adult scenes, anthro pokemon. Come on, R&R, you'll make my day. XD
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,399 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Flareon/Booster, Vaporeon/Showers - Complete
Mystical, Magical by Bishie Huntress reviews
Do YOU believe? Naruto confronts Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What You Meant To Me by P3MF Alpha 3-Richter reviews
Toothless is feeling conflictions between her nature and her friendship with Hiccup, and wonders if he would agree to a deeper bond of forbidden friendship. Useless shipping. Female!ToothlessxHiccup.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,622 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Surfacing Feelings by AriaBelles reviews
Suzutsuki is away on vacation, leaving Konoe behind. Jirou attempts to comfort her but unknowingly brings out Konoe's seductive side. JirouXKonoe
Mayo Chiki!/まよチキ! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Funny Scenes with The Ghost Of Sparta! by LovelySinner7 reviews
Watch as Kratos fights colds, Medusa, and other creepy foes in these funny scenes with him suffering... All because of me... Bwhahaha! Read and Review friends! The Gods proclaim it!
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,996 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010
PokeShinobi: A Really Douchy Quest by gorutovssageta reviews
Craaackfic! Itachi Uchiha stars as the leader of a brigade of idiots, including Ash, Naruto, Sasuke, Tobi/Madara and Konan! With the arrival of enemies such as TR, Gary Oak, and other idiots, can Team PokeShinobi overcome? Rated M, just for Itachi.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Akatsuki
Subversive Attachment by yume girl 91 reviews
Ulquiorra gives Rukia an offer she can't refuse. Slight AU, UxR Two-shot complete for now. *Lemon*
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Ulquiorra, Rukia K. - Complete
To Be Prepared by The Ardent Warrior-Poet reviews
This is a "what if" story. What if Takashi bought the "Zombie Survival Guide" a few years before the cannon plot. What if he was a bit obsessed about it, kinda like how Kohta is with guns. What if he trained himself to survive "Them"? Pairings TBD
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,170 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Takashi K.
Mass Effect: Technological Advancements by OrderlyAnarchist reviews
Shepard's been dead for two years, and there have been some serious technological "leaps" in the time he's been gone. A series of quick one-shots detailing his experiences with the "new" technology. Rated T for language
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
A Thousand Year Urge by Nattam reviews
After a thousand years of loneliness, Princess Luna has certain urges and goes to her sister for advice. Rated M for suggestive language. Contains trace amounts of Trollestia. No actual shipping per se.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
not hatred just love by CursedAmbition reviews
They say from hatred, love can be born. What if the love has always been there-? Fear can lead to hatred. Rated T as of now; might change to M if I add more chapters.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Alois T., Hannah A.
The Kitsune and the Weasel by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto encounters Itachi and finds out he is a she and that she's been watching him for years. Stoic? Yeah right try perverted! What's this about the Moon and Tanks? Life was so much simpler when the Uchiha was evil. NarutoxFemItachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Mouse mating by ElectricPixie410 reviews
Basically, Fawn just teaches a mouse how to mate.
Tinkerbell - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Fawn - Complete
SoylentBlocks by TheBananaSlug reviews
What are you eating? A Cheeseburger? Stop, it's your childhood Miltank! Read and find out the truth of the food of the PokeWorld and have your mindworld messed with! KNOW THE TRUTH! KNOW THE EVIL! DROP THAT MAGIKARP! STOP DOING "THAT" WITH GARDEVOIR! Rated M for cursing and sexual references. Crackfic. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Brock/Takeshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Meer Campbell Spreads Her Seed by Climax Jump reviews
Gundam Seed Destiny sucked. So I'm going to take a bad series with good female character design and use them. Meer accepts a deal to help Durandal in order to claim Lacus as her own. Tons of Futa/dickgirl.
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,256 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Meer C., Lunamaria H.
Tobi'll mess you up by katykat77 reviews
Konan makes tobi angry so what does tobi do? play a funny prank on her of coarse but when he gets away with it what pranks will he play on the others when they make him mad? Written cause ain't enough funny tobi stories drama for crazy stuf dat happens!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,940 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki
I Do Believe That You Don't Exist Here by New Game Plus reviews
This person only existed in a video game. He isn't real. He's imaginary, but somehow he is here. He is here in flesh and blood. It's Dante! Dante from DMC is my freaking teacher and yet... not even the biggest DMC fans seems to realize. Now Rated M because of crude language.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,917 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Dante, Vergil, OC
My Mask by The Dark Angel Michael reviews
Death was the end, the final journy. His journy didn't end though. Kyuubi saved him, forcing his will to surpass the laws of death. Now he's back, the power of Kyuubi in hand. Vizard Naruto. NarutoxHaku. side pairings undicided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,254 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Galactic Apocalypse: Asari Porn Edition by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
A correspondency regarding the Reapers and their misguided efforts to lead a certain cripple to the their side of the war.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Joker - Complete
Galactic Apocalypse: A Message to Shepard by mandrakefunnyjuice reviews
A short message from the Reapers to their worst enemy, and their worst enemy's keen reply.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Showered with love by ElectricPixie410 reviews
Bobble catches Rosetta in his shower, but what could this mean? Bobble/Rosetta.
Tinkerbell - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,797 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Bobble, Rosetta
Cheese XIII by KHLegacy reviews
When a Dark Corridor is left open to the World that Never Was the Organization encounter a Zany lone Imaginary Friend just going about his day! First Cross over! Xaldin added sorry I forgot him!
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Organization XIII - Complete
DR AL! by EchoCIDE reviews
A man of honor, wisdom and hickory smoked something or other! Witness as Dr. Al rises to power and eats a few a teddy bears along the way! It's the greatest film of this millenia!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/10/2011 - A. Wesker - Complete
Convergence by Rigardo reviews
Samus Aran finds herself in unexplored space while Isaac Clarke fights for his life in his noble quest to find Nicole aboard the USG Ishimura. Moved by fate these two heroes will meet. Rated M for cursing and gore. Possible Sam/Isaac. Dead Space world.
Crossover - Metroid & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Samus A., Isaac C.
The Love of A Dragon by alicehatter239 reviews
Hiccup and Toothless...have feelings for each other? What happened there? Join Hiccup and Toothless as they struggle with being together in the town of Berk and even meet a few new people. An adorable romance between Hiccup and Toothless. Female!Toothless
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,948 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Medusa's Sweet Child by XQuietDreamsX reviews
Story of Medusa escaping her home with Chrona, and finding a new place. Mainly Crona as a baby, but it shows him when he's 13, then at DWMA for a short bit at the end. ENJOY PLEASE! R&R
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Medusa G., Crona - Complete
Ninjas can be gangsters too by Alchemyhearts reviews
Crack in a can. Naruto watches a TV show about gangsters, and decides to become one himself. Chaos unfolds as he ropes more people in with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Namikaze's Rebirth! by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
What would happen if Naruto had a twin sister, taken away to train by her mother's order for 18 years? Would he accept her as his sister upon her return? Or Maybe something more? INCEST! NARUTO/NARUKO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,528 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 361 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Gaara's Little Friend by BattyBigSister reviews
Gaara gets an unusual birthday gift. It's furry... and chews bars. Can he learn to love it? Basically I just felt like combining my two favourite obsessions: Gaara ... and hamsters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Gaara - Complete
A Wind Job by sami.60 reviews
One month after the kishin is defeated, life has almost returned to normal for the residents of Death City. Could something else- something good- be in store next? **lemon warning** Prequel to 'How to Cope'
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Soul Eater, Tsubaki N. - Complete
Cheese Instead of Toads by Hamaru Namikaze reviews
Minato is a young shinobi genius, but hey, even geniuses can make mistakes! Jiraiya teaches Minato how to summon toads, but Minato messes up and instead, he summons Cheese.
Crossover - Naruto & Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Minato N. - Complete
Learning Experience by NamelessJerk reviews
When Cremia feels her frustrations have peaked, the solution falls right into her lap. Only semi-serious, lemon. (Scrapped pending a re-write that may never happen.)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Link, Cremia - Complete
Fangs and Feathers by MikariStar reviews
A collection of LaharlxFlonne funny and fluffy one-shots.
Disgaea - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Laharl, Flonne - Complete
Torture Time for Kuroshitsuji Charries by WammyBoysFTW reviews
HAHAHAHAHAHA Time to torture some carries for your entertainment! Ask em anything you want HAHAHAHA!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,996 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sebastian M., Grell S.
I'm Prego Naruto by Yokillayo reviews
A surprise visit from the stork makes it's way too the Uzumaki household. Rated M for language and Ankoness. AU too One Small Favor. Has no bearing on One Small Favor itself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Dead Space: Playing the Game by EcoSeeker247 reviews
What happens when Isaac somehow gets his hands on the first Dead Space? Out of curiosity, he decides to play it, and soon, the others are joining in on the fun of seeing their game counterparts come to life. Rated T for mild suggestive humor & language.
Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 58,435 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Isaac C., Nicole B., C. Mercer, Kendra D. - Complete
Embracing the Darkness by Yuuki Otonashi reviews
After making Mana an akuma and destroying him, Allen gets invited into certain family and gets adopted yet again. But what if that certain family is the one that will help in the destruction of the world? -DarkAllen & NoahAllen Later -
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,830 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Allen Walker
Better and Better by Reaper Of The Dead reviews
A collection of shorter oneshots that I didn't feel were long enough to be posted as individual stories. Enjoy!
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Cole MacGrath
Gopher's Therapist by MakenshiCrona reviews
Gopher really needs a therapist.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Death The Kid, Gopher - Complete
Robot Chicken: Season WTF! by HeroSpirit reviews
One of the lost seasons of Robot Chicken, long ago created by a man named Fred Frederson... no! Just kidding, even if Robot Chicken is property of Seth Green and Matthew Senreich, that doesn't stop the fans from making their own sketches. Here're mine.
Robot Chicken - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011
Into the Abyss of Fate we Fall by Annacrusis reviews
The gas should have changed me into a Reaper, but it changed me into something...else...
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010
Son of War by MrWriterWriter reviews
Summary pending on if enough people want me to continue it myself. Aside from that..Rated M for violence and mature content.
Crossover - Naruto & God of War - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Naruto U.
Realizing True love by Dark Gothic Lolita reviews
They had both been rejected by the ones they love, now that they are getting to know each other better, Tsubaki and Soul realize what true love is all about. Just a little swearing, nothing big
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Soul Eater, Tsubaki N. - Complete
Side Effects of Magic by champcuute reviews
"What happened, Loui-" Saito's breath caught in his throat at what he saw. She took off her hands to show her shirt tightly cover up the way too big breasts it contained. "I think I messed up..." Louise gets unexpected side effects after using magic.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Saito, Louise
New Life by Wolf3391 reviews
After beating Madara our blonde hero sacrifice himself only to awaken 1000 years later Now in a new place he will get a second chance at life in Shibusen Narutu/Harem Will have lemons in the future
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,519 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Naruto U.
Outside Virtue by Cheshirekitsune reviews
Into the hole again, we hurried along our way, into a once-glorious garden now seeped in dark decay. There was nothing unusual there. Not one shred of uncertainty exists there. Not even fear, of course. .:Possible continuation:.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Alice, Asura - Complete
Mass Effect Playa: The School Yard Years! by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Five years have passed since the events of the Pregnant Saga.. What has become of our Hero... What has become of His wives?... find out in the startling conclusion to the epic trilogy that is MASS PLAYA! Story now completed. special will be released later
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Jack, Shepard (F) - Complete
An Electrifying Valentines by Xianyu reviews
Lex is a Luxray, an orphan, 'raised' by the street, forever watching the mansion on the hill and wishing she could live that life...what if she was given that chance? Sexual content warning.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,537 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Luxray/Rentorar - Complete
Sweet Sacrifice by OrganicFantasy reviews
They have beated the odds and came back alive from the Omega 4 But can they survive bad fanfiction? Kink meme de-anon
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Bath Time Fun by Mr. Puffy Buns reviews
Mama walked into the bathroom, completely exposed. From that moment Rikuu's thoughts of his mother changed his life and their relationship as mother and son forever. Rated M for Sex, Incest, Impregnation, and a small bit of Lactation.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Riolu, Lucario - Complete
Blushing Golden BauBels by LadyRavena reviews
When the Tardis lands on a barren world with the only a giant mushroom cloud in the distance, the Doctor is unaware that there are now a lot of little yellow stowaways on board. Minor spoilers for Waters of Mars. Reposted with Author's Note.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Minions - Complete
Naruto the Emotionless Pokemon Trainer by Dick Rash reviews
Five years of training with root has left Naruto Emotionless. After a failed assassination mission, Naruto wakes up in the Pokemon world. Will this help him regain his humanity, or will he lose it deeper than it already is?
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,906 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Naruto U.
Aoi and Oga: Bedtime Stories by SakuBloss reviews
Someone's been sleeping in Oga's bed
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Oga T., Aoi K. - Complete
Naruto: The Chronicles of Apex by Naruto FF reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke start with a new teammate. Join them on their adventures that has love and action. Pre shippuden. Follows the actual story. Oc : Apex. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,694 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Stupid Sparkling Vampires by AngieXRosyX reviews
Alucard goes on a killing spree when he finds out that there are vampires that sparkle!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Interlinked Bonds: A Felyne's Diary by permafrost13 reviews
A story following the adventures of a hopeless felyne comrade.
Monster Hunter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011
Mass Effect: Game Night by Vault08 reviews
The men on the Normandy decide to get together one friday night and play a competitive multiplayer video game. What follows is shocking, vulgar, violent, and will assault your mind with disturbing and comedic images.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Zaeed M., U. Grunt - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 267 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
I'll be yours, forever by ryoozuuki reviews
I thought that this will just be another normal day, I was wrong. what will you do when a girl suddenly bowed to you and swore to serve you?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,303 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
Dark Gets A Haircut by Selene Di Luna reviews
Pretty much exactly what it says on the tin. Daisuke's mom thinks that Dark's hair is too long.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Dark M., Daisuke N. - Complete
The Dead Sea by InkNQuill reviews
Eleanor and Fontaine build a machine to an alternate universe in hopes of finding something interesting, But instead they bring hell into Rapture. Bioshock / Dead Space crossover.
Crossover - BioShock & Dead Space - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Delta, Isaac C.
To Create and Destroy by Grumpywinter reviews
As if accidentally being sent from the Elemental Countries to Earthland wasn't bad enough, Naruto also has to deal with corrupt mages now. What else could go wrong?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,629 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Naruto U., Gildarts C.
THIS IS BIETA! by AwesomeCasey795 reviews
A parody of the this is sparta scene from 300. Because there was so much series mixing i could only put 2. Don't expect much outta me as this is my first story. and no harsh reviews please.
Crossover - Pokémon & 300 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Complete
Lords and snakes by Nyx Crepsley reviews
Does LV get in to arguments with his snake? Rated T just in case,,,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Voldemort, Nagini - Complete
A Perverts Dream: Pokegirl Style by BrownPaperBag51 reviews
Danzo has Tsunade killed then secretly tries to make Naruto into his own personal weapon seeing that his life is going to hell Naruto turns to a birthday present left to him by the Sandaime and Jiraiya story takes place when Danzo takes over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,375 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Tuaoa: I'm Your What? by Fester0662 reviews
On what seems like a relatively easy mission to Wave, Naruto encounters someone that causes a profound change in him, and his life is turned upside down. NarutoXMinor Harem 2 females Adult content...you were warned. Timeline: After Pein. Naru/Haku/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,015 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Disney Smut Chaos by SIEGFRIEDSCHTAUFFEN reviews
Just a small smut thing towards the Queen in the SNow White movie, just purely smut so if you don't like hard evil sex, dont read. R&R
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Queen
The Spice of Life by Sathaeri reviews
When Harbinger attempts to assume control of an actual human, such as the Ol- I mean, Jacob, things can really spiral out of control... Total ME2 crack. Don't shoot me.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Jacob T. - Complete
No by AJigsaw reviews
The kitten looked up at the tall man, her eyes wide with the 'innocent' look she practiced so often. It always got her food, maybe now it could get her a home. A short story I did when I was bored and had an ebil case of writers block for my other story.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
Mass Effect Playa The Pregnant Saga by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Shepard now has Five Pregnant women to deal with... his life just couldn't get any worse right? Sequel to Mass Effect Playa!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,275 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Shepard (F), Jack - Complete
Hilarity Ensues by PBnSpots reviews
What happens when you lock two red-haired shinigami in a room together? Hilarity ensues. Renji x Grell
Crossover - Bleach & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Renji A., Grell S. - Complete
Akatsuki Poems of Weirdom by Googala2 reviews
Just some Akatsuki poems meant for a giggle or two.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Iron Knowledge by Baronvonblack reviews
Sirius pulls a favour and gets Tony Stark to look after Harry over the summer, where he finds what could be the power the dark lord knows not as in a freak accident Tony's knowledge was copied to Harry's brain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,411 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011
Bitten by 1Tokyogirl11 reviews
"Ouch, Ciel, that huuurts!" –Elizabeth Middleford./During Valentine's Day dessert, Elizabeth's bitten her tongue-Oh no! What's a lady to do? More importantly, what will Ciel do, exactly? It may not be what you have in mind.../Pairings: CielxLizzie
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
Pokemorph Naruto V2 by HolyMage Mouto reviews
After stealing the forbidden scroll of seals, Naruto skips over the Shadow Clone technique and finds a seal that transforms people into what is called a Pokemorph. Features Mature!Naruto, NarutoxHarem. PokemonxNaruto crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U.
Funny conversations by Akamaru Band reviews
Just some funny conversations I would imagine would happen if the Naruto character's met the death cast.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sakura H., L
I AM KROGAN! And I am in love with a Quarian? by Biotic God reviews
This story focuses on Grunt, our lovable teenage Krogan! Follow the adventures of Grunt as he grows up with the Normandy crew, and wraps his head around the concept that he is attracted to a Quarian! Contains adult situations and violence. Grunt X Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,644 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - U. Grunt, Tali'Zorah
Leg theory by Maui Girl 808 reviews
I've wondered this the second the movie was over. How did Hiccup loose his leg exactly? Here's my theory! Based on the How to train your dragon movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Like a Good Neighbor by KCTheMofo reviews
What happens when something happens to Lights car? He better have some good insurance! Teehee :3
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Come Into The Forest by WildAndFreeHearts reviews
Just something dirty that's been floating around in my head for a bit... Jacob/Bella. Beastiality or Zoophilia.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
What Ichigo may and may not do in bed with Soifon by The Lord Of Pages reviews
" You may not cuddle with me, you may not kiss me, you may not touch me, you may not.." A list of what Ichigo Kurosaki CANNOT do in bed with Soifon. Rated K for fluff, cuteness, and so on.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Suì-Fēng, Ichigo K. - Complete
You Did What! by JackOfBladesX reviews
Thanks to Tali's quick thinking, Shepard manages to get some useful intel on the Collectors. He follows up by sending it to the Citadel Council...Sadly, he/she was probably better off not sending anything. Oneshot, Parody.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Complete
Hades was having a nice day until then by paradisemomiji reviews
NOT A SHIPPING! Or at least honestly not intended to be. I can't really guide interpretations.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Hades, Sora - Complete
Behind The Scenes by ShinjiHiroku reviews
When shooting a movie, accidents are bound to happen. The same thing applies when shooting a porno. Another commish. An offshoot of the club. You dont have to have read the club to get it. :P Female Human / Male Charizard
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Charizard/Lizardon - Complete
Good Enough by cobra-2k reviews
Humorous romantic one-shots! Who ever said all can I do is grimdark? The first two are Laharl/Flonne, but the most recent is Mao/Beryl.
Disgaea - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,533 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Laharl, Flonne
Naruto, the next Shinigami Shinobi Meister by darkvizardking69 reviews
Naruto, during a mob attack, lands in an area where lord death sealed his death-scythes. how will the shinobi world fair? COME IN AND FIND OUT. rated M for a reason, but mostly violence. NaruXharem WARNING: major sakura bashing, sakura haters REJOICE.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,396 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Tsubaki N.
Jinchuriki: The Familiar of the Void by L33t Horo reviews
Naruto has the worst luck when it comes to anything not related to either gambling or fighting... and now fate dealt him another surprize... now, Naruto is the familiar of a young pink haired tsundere-ish girl... and she uses magic... let explosions begi
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 247 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Accident by Repiece reviews
"OGA! YOU TRAITOROUS BASTARD!" Furuichi yelled as he ran toward Oga and locked him in a choke hold.
Beelzebub/べるぜバブ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Oga T., Aoi K. - Complete
ZOMBIEZ by cronalust105 reviews
Lord death has sent SOUL BLACK*STAR AND KID ARE ON A SEARCH for survivors . but on the way they over come some unexpected geusts couples soul x maka kid x crona b*s x tsubak...PLEASE R&R or in other words ,COMMENT PLEASE !
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Crona
One Winged Nightmare by Oni Shin reviews
At the battle of the VotE, Naruto comes into a hidden secret that was long forgotten. Within this secret he meets a person who gives him strength. 3 years laterm he awakens, "I shall bring an end to the Shinobi Era." NarutxHarem
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,688 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Lucrecia C., Naruto U.
Cookies by Anneko reviews
Ciel, Lizzy, and a mistery cookie jar. Not as lame as it may sound, I just suck at summaries.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Ciel P., Elizabeth M. - Complete
Naruto's Last Straw by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
A Naruto/ Fem Kyuubi one shot. What happens when Naruto realizes there's no one left to spend his life with? A certain vixen becomes fed up with waiting that's what! Dominating Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 317 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Probing Uranus by Malcho1234 reviews
Shepard gets what he wants...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Joker, EDI, Shepard (M) - Complete
Of friends and idiots… by kirayasha aka kira reviews
Soma interrupts Ciel's "work." Written for LJ's Fanfic Bake-off & 12 days of Ficmas
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Ciel P., Prince Soma - Complete
Confused with Ice and Fire by FireflyGaze17 reviews
"Lucy-san, How will Juvia know if she is In Love?" A very Short and sweet one shot. For the new years! R&R!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Natsu D., Juvia L. - Complete
Snake CharmerA poem by Stevethesuperotaku reviews
A MedusaXSoul Paring that explores what would happen if Soul submitted to madness.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Medusa G., Soul Eater - Complete
my time with naruto by mckenmic reviews
i get sent to the naruto world. and i plan on driving people nuts. my first story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,482 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010
Teaching a Shinigami by Tiro reviews
Raito has a bit of a problem; Ryuk doesn't get what the fuzz about New Years is, and he's not giving up until he gets his explanation.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Deviant by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Lemon that might end up having somewhat of a plot in future chapters. Just a drabble of mine that I'll only update when I feel inspired - meaning irregularly and infrequently. I just thought some of you might get a kick out of it. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,489 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 291 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P.
Merry Christmas by kirayasha aka kira reviews
Ciel explains Christmas to Soma…
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Ciel P., Prince Soma - Complete
Awakening of the Serpents' Avatar by Aarik076 reviews
He had finally put the pieces together...what he thought was his life was a lie. Now he is out for revenge, and not just on Voldemort...and with the help of certain snake, he'll do just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 69,713 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Nagini
Twas Johnny's Night Before Christmas by UnicornxNinja reviews
It's Christmas, and Johnny is simply watching TV. When all of a sudden, he runs into someone he least expected; Santa Clause! Based off of the tale, 'Twas The Night Before Christmas.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Streetkings300 reviews
What happens under the mistletoe…? NatsuxErza oneshot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Erza S., Natsu D. - Complete
Naruto: Fox Rider by BNGwarrior reviews
What if Naruto's dad made a deal with the devil. And now Naruto is now the Devil's part time Bounty Hunter, punishing he wicked and protecting the innocent as a new version of the Ghost Rider, one who rides a fox. NarutoXHinata Xover with Ghost Rider
Crossover - Naruto & Ghost Rider - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,893 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Naruto U.
Operation: Professor Dante in Affect! by JediKnightNightTerra reviews
Dante goes to Hogwarts to slay a powerful demon that is harming the students...During fifth year and after DMC4 Full summary inside :
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,685 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Harry P., Dante
Volturi's Bane by I-sold-my-soul-for-a-cookie reviews
Integra has a special mission for Alucard that could change the Cullens world forever. Pairings are cannon for the Cullens, AlucardxSeras.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Alucard
The Jinchurichi Warlock by Kytranis reviews
This Idea came out of nowhere and hit me like a lighnting bolt. Kushina had a secret that she revealed to one person on her deathbed. Now Naruto's grandmother had found him, and the truth of who and what Kushina was will be revealed. Cloud Tower awaits.
Crossover - Naruto & Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,645 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Naruto U., Griffin
Ryuk Saves Christmas by TheSponsor reviews
I love my brother's twisted mind, so I got him to help me write a little story for Christmas. Hope you enjoy it.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ryuk - Complete
animal magnetism and weird pickup lines by deliriousnight reviews
"Here's how you ask her out..." In which Sasuke's interested in Sakura and may or may not have gone to Naruto for advice. He should really know better by now. SasuSaku. KindaCRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You And Me Babe by ZTheIncomplete reviews
Something about smoky jazz clubs and beautiful women really made his blood sing. SoulxLiz, PWP, AU-ish?
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Elizabeth T./Liz, Soul Eater - Complete
If I were a Perfect Maid by Cristal-san reviews
After a particularly horrible work day, Maylene falls asleep and dreams she's the best maid ever... Chapter 2 up! Story Complete.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Mey-Rin, Sebastian M. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Johnny by RaccoonEater reviews
An over the top sweet Christmas one-shot fic that will swell your heart till it explodes! MERRY CHRISTMAS! WRNING: MENTIONS OF MURDER AND RAPE
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
A Night to Remember by Lykania reviews
This is what I believe would happen if Alucard from Hellsing met Edward and Alphonse Elric from Full Metal Alchemist and Edward Cullen from Twilight . . . if they were to meet in a humorous way
Crossover - Hellsing & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Alucard, Edward E. - Complete
You'll Get Used to it Kid by Rei Monosashi reviews
Something goes wrong while Sasuke is daydreaming while he showers! NOT YAOI! surprisingly
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Resident Sue by The Mad Hatter Effect reviews
She remembered hearing a bunch of dorks and geeks at the University saying something along the lines of "Kill it with fire!" It had been a joke then, but she figured it held some truth now. Ashley bares her fangs against a Mary-Sue. Oneshot
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Ashley G., Leon S. K. - Complete
Even The Bad Guys Hire Contractors by McHammer reviews
An American construction contractor is hired for a well paying job in rural Spain. This was not his first overseas job. This was, however, his first overseas job for an ancient conspiracy, his second such job if you include Disneyland Paris.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/23/2010 - O. Saddler, R. Salazar - Complete
Pyramid Head vs Edward Cullen by joannak reviews
What would happen if Edward Cullen meets the most feared monster in Silent Hill
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Pyramid Head - Complete
GET OOOUUUTTT! by JediKnightNightTerra reviews
This is a bad fanfic...Language wise. Worse than I usually do. Please review. Edward Cullen dies...:D MY WAY! No flaming. Flamers get banned.
Crossover - X-overs & Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Dante - Complete
Not Fully With The Program by McHammer reviews
One of the Ganados notices that some of the changes around his village seem stranger than the rest.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Complete Acceptance by Xerosonic reviews
After the group splits up to meet at the mall in order to get past "them", Saeko and Takashi have a moment of reprieve inside the shrine they are hiding in. Inside, the secrets come out, and their emotions take form. Takashi X Saeko, one-shot lemon.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Takashi K., Saeko B. - Complete
The day Nny gets kidnapped by invaderrusty221 reviews
Well the title explains it all! Me and my friends plan to kidnap Nny! 0.o
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
Naruto: The Overlord Great and Powerful by MasterMind Cyrium reviews
The Kyuubi is quickly being absorbed into Naruto. His last request was for Naruto to return to his home to tie up some loose ends. Well those loose ends included ruling a planet full of demons and fighting dozens of them off. Well no one said it'd be easy
Crossover - Naruto & Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,068 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Demon Fox of Middle Earth by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto fights Sasuke at the VotE. Our favorite blonde reveals a startling truth to Sasuke before they clash. The combined attacks open a dimensional portal that sends Naruto to another realm. The realm...of Middle Earth. Rated T for now may change to M.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,164 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ryuk Mows the Lawn by Sashocirrione reviews
Light is confident that Ryuk can handle the task of mowing the lawn, with apples as payment, of course. No pairings.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
What A Nice Feeling by AshxDawnislovely reviews
Gardenia is with her Ivysaur in her special training area, but training... Is not what is currently going on...My first story its short. this is a one chapter story. sorry if you didnt like it, Ill try to do better on future storys.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Gardenia/Natane, Venusaur/Fushigibana - Complete
Johnny's Papparazzi by Shadowfang14 reviews
A fic dedicated to my friend who is OBSESSED with Nny
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Complete
Wesker's Apprentice by Ravyn Shadowheart reviews
Wesker gets an apprentice to manipulate for his own deeds. This apprentice may teach him about the word friends not tools. How will it work out? Review, no flames. Pairings: ChrisxJill, OCxRebecca. Rated M for language, violence, and killing. Enjoy!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,533 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Rebecca C. - Complete
Resident Evil 5: The Outtakes by Parsat reviews
From rotten eggs to tripping on herbs with Chris Redfield, pimp extraordinaire, Resident Evil 5 just got a whole lot more awesome.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Complete
Pokemon Lord by The Darkest Soul reviews
For years, legends of the Pokelord were passed down. Now his resting place has been found. But like all legendary pokemon he isn't dead, only resting. The vibrations of excavation cause a pair of blue eyes to snap open, he has awoken. SuperNaruto Harem
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,488 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,425 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Naruto U.
Hello there by Associate Proffeser Evil reviews
Just a random story i thought of at 2 am. Alucard has some fun. one shot
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Lust Filled Urge by Baby Lawless reviews
Just out beloved Pyramid Head being himself. And boy is he is for a surprise. RATED M FOR STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT! (Yes, that is the unmasked nurse in the cover image.)
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Pyramid Head, OC - Complete
Soft by ryttu3k reviews
He always was far too pretty for a boy. Link/Sheik.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Sheik, Link - Complete
A Comical Dream by Cheshirekitsune reviews
Crona gets an unexpected visitor in the dead of night. Even ghosts get lonely sometimes. .:Oneshot:.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Crona - Complete
A Fateful Encounter by Erich Zann III reviews
Lou Fa gets summoned to work at main HQ after the level 4 attack. She's worried, though, about seeing Allen again. Will Allen pay attention to her? How does he feel about her? Lemony goodness. No likey, no readey. AllenxLou Fa
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Allen Walker, Lou Fa - Complete
Feel the heat by CptKirk reviews
Forbidden fruit and submerged passions are indulged as a fighter learns a valuable facet of life. Lemon Mtrainer/Fpokemon
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Blaziken/Bursyamo - Complete
Rachie and her Buneary by Fiddler-on-your-roof-gal reviews
Rachie will do anything to evolve her buneay jose, anything. lemon, PKMNxHUMAN
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Buneary/Mimirol - Complete
Legend of the Second Black Angel by Namikaze09 reviews
Naruto takes a Raikiri to the chest saving both Haku and Zabuza. This action awakens his bloodline, the blood of Sparda. Will he take the path of the Savior and save the world? Or the path to Darkness? Naruto/DMC NarutoxFem. Kyuubi Naruto Harem
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,058 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Lady/Mary, Naruto U.
The Yaoi and the Yuri by shanejayell reviews
Light discovers FANFICTION. Be afraid...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
One Step Further by Peachy Hikaru reviews
Louise sees Saito kissing Siesta... or is he? Jealous, she runs back to her dorm and he follows... things heat up from there. LEMON! My first attempt at one, please R&R
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Louise, Saito - Complete
Cravings by Naria Lacour de Fanel reviews
Rip Van Winkle has a craving for something, but only Grell knows what she really wants.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Rip Van Winkle, Grell S. - Complete
Chris the Biceps Redfield by RenegadeZabuzaMomochi reviews
Chris Redfield is a B.S.A.A. agent and is on his way to Africa to apprehend a bio-terrorist. On his way, he meets Sheva Alomar and they discover things the world shouldn't be exposed to. But will Chris' muscles get in the way of everything?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,060 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Chris R., Sheva A.
World's Best Babysitter by meg127 reviews
Dante is forced to look after Lady's nephew for a few hours. How hard could that be? Please review.
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Dante, Lady/Mary - Complete
Sandy Love! by Final Death reviews
Temari meets a mysteroius man while running for her life from missing Nin. TemariXGaara Lemon, strong language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Gaara, Temari
Naruto:Black Angel by Rikudo-Rinne reviews
What If During the Mission to wave Naruto was betrayed By His Team? What If the kyuubi didnt want to Die? Serious Naruto Fic Team7 Bashing Lemons Later Godlike
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Naruto U., Hana I.
Mass Effect Playa by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Shepard Accidental ingests a Krogan serum that makes him go nuts for the ladies. What happens? read and find out. Rated M for language and Suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Shepard (F), Jack - Complete
Two Ugly Men by DarthGrievi reviews
After the events of InFamous, Cole MacGrath hears reports of a disaster in Manhattan, along with rumors of another superpowered individual. Can he survive in the city long enough to unravel the mystery behind Alex Mercer?
Crossover - Prototype & inFAMOUS - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,174 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Complete
Ryuk Returns by Xilex90 reviews
Ryuk, once again bored in the Shinigami world, enters into bet, involving dropping his Death Note once more. When an average girl in Canada picks it up, hilarity and horrifics insue. **no it will not be a romance** READ and REVIEW!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 78 - Words: 59,564 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
Spiran Shinobi by Dysentia reviews
Naruto had enough of his miserable life, and makes a deal with the Kyuubi. Now he finds himself in a strange new world. Will Naruto be able to let go of his past and settle down? Unknown to him, this world is already in terror. On Indefinite Hiatus
Crossover - Final Fantasy X & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,357 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Rikku, Naruto U.
I'll Put A Spell On You by Oi Chevreuils reviews
Dante is kidnapped during a hunting road trip. He gets back just fine, except for one thing: theres a spell on Dante that makes him act very peculiar. VERY. Vergil sets out to find whomever cast the spell to get rid of it, but things never go as planned.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Dante, Vergil
The Misadvantures of Chris and Sheva! by Euregatto reviews
Chris is on a mission to find Jill. Sheva is his partner and she promised to see it through with him ti'll the end-but if she knew it would be THIS hard to keep her sanity, she would have at least written her last will. Good luck, Sheva, you'll need it.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Chris R., Sheva A. - Complete
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,218 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 74 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
SaitoxHenrietta: A night to remember by shadonicx1 reviews
What would happen if Saito and Henrietta went further on that night he was guarding her? Maybe their true feelings will arise... SaitoxHenrietta Lemon, non lemon story coming soon guys!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Saito, Henrietta
SaitoxHenrietta: Uncertain Feelings by shadonicx1 reviews
Saito has had enough of Louise treating him like dirt, Henrietta is going to be forced to marry to keep the monarchy going and produce an heir, one day Saito meets a hooded girl that will change his life forever SaitoxHenrietta
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Saito, Henrietta
Tooner's Game by AidanPryde001 reviews
The universe needs heroes, but maybe not this kind. OC, rated for typical flier attitude and lifestyle.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Shepard (F)
By Any Means by ILoveToChin25 reviews
AU. Harry is Sorted into Slytherin, and it changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,342 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
101 Ways To Kill Edward Cullen by Alex McM reviews
I hate him. You hate him. He's that pale bastard who has made teenage girls think vampires can be your soul-mate and practically defacated on the vampire legend. To ease the pain read 101 retarded deaths & stay tuned for the Hellsing cameos and many more!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,767 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
I Kill Vampires that SPARKLE! by JediKnightNightTerra reviews
Alucard meets the overly gay, brooding, sparkly vampire in Italy who is contemplating suicide. Oh what will happen? Hilarity insues. Based off a picture I drew of Alucard laughing. M for naughty vampire servant Bella.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Alucard, Edward
DNAngel Redone by Weasel-Scarecrow Luvrs reviews
what if Daisuke knew who he was from the beginning? What if he knew who Satoshi was as well? Daisuke is the new kid in school after Dark's first appearance and he diffinitly catches everyones attention. Read and Review please:D
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Daisuke N., Riku H.
A Helping Hand by Pull Dont Push reviews
Sakura chased Naruto out of the village and while outside the village Naruto come a cross a loud mouthed girl.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Tayuya, Naruto U.
Tobi Takes Off His Mask by TobiFanGirl1029 reviews
This is my first story BE NICE. This story is about Zetus catching Tobi taking off his mask Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki
Workplace Rumors by avtekkenhearts reviews
Alois Trancy, the CEO of Trancy Candies, rival of the illustrious Funtom & co. Confections,, was known all over as the best leader the company had ever had. Hannah Annafellows knew differently. She was his new secretary. AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Alois T., Hannah A.
So How Big Is It? by TakoMaguro reviews
Maylene always seems to find herself in unlikable situations, however, this one takes the proverbial cake. How does she always end up embarrassing herself in front of Mr. Sebastian? And how will he react to the question Bard dared her to ask?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Mey-Rin, Sebastian M. - Complete
Innocence's Grave by PunkPlushie reviews
Todd was used to feeling alone, he had been that way for so long, but this was a whole new kind of alone. One shot
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Complete
Brotherly Love by KatelyndD reviews
Light is bored. So, with only Sayu in the house, what does he do? WARNINGS: Incest, lemon, slight rape, PWP, Light OOC, het.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
Civilian Shopping by Mango Tee reviews
Invited by Ayame, Naruto Uzumaki spends his day shopping with the beautiful chef. Lemon, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Ayame, Naruto U.
Akatsuki and the FUN song by lilgal22 reviews
Tobi forgets the words to the FUN song, so he asks his fellow Akatsuki. Pandemonium enisues. WARNING: Akatsuki leader and blue's name revealed in this. Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, and others also. All akatsuki members. Rated T for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fire Taste by Baby Patomon reviews
He was handsome. His checkered scarf, his rock-hard abs, his strong muscles, and most of all... his rose-colored hair.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Wendy M., Natsu D. - Complete
Sparkle Disinfectant by Rialga reviews
What would happen if Alex Mercer discovered that such awful vampires existed? Well considering this is Alex Mercer we're talking about, it shouldn't be too hard to figure out.
Crossover - Twilight & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Madness of RE heroes by LiaraRaziela reviews
Randomness exposed of our Resident Evil heroes...and the shame BWAHAHAH!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
A Lifetime Commitment by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When Max, a young trainer, has a romp with Rhinn, his Zoroark, without realizing the consequences, he has a choice to make...will he let his image rule him or will he do what's right? HUMANXPOKEMON LEMON WARNING! 18 AND UP ONLY! Read and enjoy! :D
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Zoroark - Complete
Akatsuki's Little Helper by Akatsuki210 reviews
Tobi strives to help the other Akatsuki members as much as he possibly can. Too bad his definition of "helping" is radically different from theirs. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Hidan - Complete
How to Train Your Viking Girlfriend by Dr. Weymin reviews
Hiccup is in trouble when Ruffnut falls seriously in love, and convinces him that Astrid is not for real. Astrid herself gets together with Tuffnut, and both twins are feeling pretty good. Meanwhile Hiccup finds dragons with mysterious deep wounds.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,168 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hiccup, Ruffnut
Shamanic Ninja by Kasek reviews
At the age of 5, it is discovered that Naruto can see spirits, and he is immediately taken in by the Asakura clan. What fate awaits a shamanic ninja with a demon inside of him?
Crossover - Shaman King & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,744 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Tamao T., Naruto U.
Organization XIII Throws a Party! by mrl98 reviews
Title says it! Xemnas decides to agree with his workers and throw a party for... Kingdom Hearts. What can go wrong? A lot, considering the people that are planning it!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Xemnas, Saïx - Complete
Lord and Lady Croft: Tomb Raiders by D N Walker reviews
Sixteen year old Lara makes a discovery that will change her life for ever and finds someone to share her life, adventures and her heart. He is Naruto Uzumaki. First Tomb RaiderNaruto Crossover
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Lara Croft, Naruto U.
Cinderella by Kaychan87 reviews
After reading Cindrella with Kurosaki Yuzu, Nemu undergoes a transformation to meet her very own Prince Charming.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Ichigo K., Nemu K. - Complete
Not That Bad by Bee-Knee reviews
Johnny decides to go out for a nice walk into the night but its put on hold when Devi runs off with Squee. ONE-SHOT
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
Interview with two vampires by E. Lovett reviews
Edward and Alucard are invited in "The Late Vampire Show". But there will be blood, we all now that, when Alucard starts mocking him and fangirls take part. Major TWILIGHT BASHING, rated T for language. Please R&R.
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
Love Me by PictureMeBroken reviews
Sandcest. GaaTem. -Complete.- Slight ShikaTem first chapter. Lemon warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
To Catch an Abra by Talon Dragonborn reviews
When a trainer fails to catch an Abra for the umpteenth time, the Abra feels sorry for the trainer and decides to make it up to him...discovering her true feelings, as well as his, in the process...HumanXPokemon Lemon Warning! 18 and up only!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,821 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Abra/Casey - Complete
The Housekeeper by Johnnygirl777 reviews
Squee came home from summer camp to find his parents hired a new house keepper Kristy, but when she starts showing some strange behavior, Squee and Johnny decide to investigate!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Complete
The Chosen One's Mate by deign12 reviews
An Aurumshipping lemon, to put it simply.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Arceus
Turning Over A Rotten Leaf by WhatCooties reviews
Ash Ketchum finds himself kidnapped by Team Rocket, What will they do and how will they impact Ash's life? And why does Jesse seem so dazed? Dark Ash. AshXHarem
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
The Scarlet Fox by Alastair999 reviews
Naruto is on the run from Itachi, when he reveals something shocking to Naruto. He...is a she! What will happen now that Naruto knows Itachi's secret? FemItachiXNaruto Two-Shot lemon! No like, no read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Odd Passtimes: Sand and Leaf's Joint Mission! by Ritsu Arasashi reviews
Kankuro and Naruto team up to make Gaara just like them. Oh, God, help us all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Kankuro, Naruto U. - Complete
Odd Passtimes: The Unbeatable Jutsu, Beaten? by Ritsu Arasashi reviews
Naruto's mission? Prove the Harem no Jutsu unbeatable. His target? Sabaku no Gaara, Godaime Kazekage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Big Brother by RiddledRose reviews
Chapter 3: Family. Nny has a talk with Squee about what really makes a family, and it leads to some really awkward moments. Rated M for language.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010
Why Mewtwo Hates by Dragonrager reviews
Basically, what happens if Mewtwo is confronted with random people from TV shows, games, books, and movies. Guys Mewtwo hates so far: Eragon, Barney.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Mewtwo
Love or Disaster? by AceHearts reviews
In this fan fiction vlad has relized his love for Snow!
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010
Baka, the Devil and the Beanstalk by Uncle.Dragon reviews
The whacked out fairy tale after Hideyoshi/Cinderella returns! This time starring Akihisa! Read and Review!
Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Akihisa Yoshii, Akira Yoshii - Complete
Which Way To Sesame Street? by Sleeps in Rain reviews
Kratos goes way, WAY off course on his journey to destroy Zeus...
God of War - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010
Roxas' Tutorials by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Roxas was recently admitted and born into the Organization XIII. However, once he has lived for a week, his lessons start off...very interesting due to his curious mind...and the Nobodies are going to be frank with Roxas as each day passes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,101 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Roxas, Larxene
Maybe She's Born with it Maybe it's Cerberus by girl undone reviews
Commander Rachel Shepard shills for a cosmetics company. The crew discovers the ad vid. Hilarity ensues. Contains strong language and mentions inter-species dating.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Iron Fox by holyfoxboy reviews
What if Naruto activated his bloodline at 8? What if it was the iron sand bloodline from his mother? How would his life be like? NarutoxFemKyuubixKurenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,370 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
ChatTaco by RenegadeNinja reviews
the random squable of the espada, in all its randomness, and of course, two of them ae attempting to take over the world, but who is it?...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Ulquiorra, Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Erased by IxAmxThexFivexTailsx reviews
Summary: Due to the fact there is no other Night Fury's nearby to mate with, Toothless is forced to undergo a transformation that will change both his and his rider's life forever. Female ToothlessXHiccup Warning: EXPLICIT! PURE SMUT!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,563 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The New Girl In Town by riceyriceyricey reviews
Here Matt was, minding his own business when SHE decided to come in and start bothering him as if the world would end tomorrow. Fem!Mello MelloXMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Gotham Nights by The Darkest Soul reviews
Naruto took revenge on his world and destroyed it. Using Kyuubi's power he traveled to a new one filled with bat themed heros and clownish villains. Something tells him that he'd fit in perfectly. NarutoXBatmanXOther Crossovers. SuperNaruto VillainNaruto
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,734 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Naruto U.
One Weird Wife by kerosama1994 reviews
Arranged marriages and questions. Please read.Oneshot TsunaXAdelheid.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Adelheid S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Hidan Meets A Mary Sue by chockitta reviews
An exaggerated and slightly humorous parody of what would REALLY happen if Hidan met a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hidan - Complete
It's Always Sunny in Switch Blue by The Pinball Wizard reviews
Even if there's a massive zombie outbreak. Resident Evil/Kingdom Hearts/Left 4 Dead/Final Fantasy. Contains Character Death- OC death as well.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,332 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Leon S. K., Axel - Complete
Rain is beautiful by zeroninja reviews
Juvia teams up with Natsu so she can do a mission to get Gray a Birthday gift
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Juvia L., Natsu D.
Grim Tales 3: House Call for Death by DracoWolf316 reviews
When House is put in charge of diagnosing a girlwho doesn't have a heartbeat, he starts to get into a big mess, and wonders if there really is life after death. Note: Funny Epilogue at the end. Check it out!
Crossover - House, M.D. & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2010 - G. House - Complete
Grim Tales 2: CSI Las Vegas by DracoWolf316 reviews
When the CSI team find a skeleton in an alley, with no evidence on it, things start to turn creepy at the lab. Vanishing girls, emotionless parents, and a walking skeleton? Things start to go supernatural for everyone.
Crossover - CSI & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Lou Fa's Mission by Gray Note reviews
She's dreaming of him. She wants to be with him. And now that she gets the chance, will she finally do it or something else comes out? Allen and Lou Fa, Bak and Fou please drop a review
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Lou Fa, Allen Walker - Complete
THE NEVER ENDING ARGUEMENT by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
ZIM AND COMPUTER ARE ARGUEING AGAIN! THIS IS A FUNNY STORY!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Computer, Zim
Grim Tales 1: Time Paradox by DracoWolf316 reviews
My continuation for the famous online comic series "Grim Tales." This is the first in a line of stories I hope to do on it. Some of them will be crossovers, some will be normal stories. You'll be able to tell the story in the time line by the number.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Point and Shoot by DistractingSocks reviews
A short story about Alex Mercer and a bunch of stupid soldiers.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
If Light had no brain by wolfgirl234 reviews
This is a screen play I wrote for my film making class. It is my version of what Light would act like if he was stupid
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Leviathan Seed by Visor Eyes reviews
With the Phazon Crisis looming over the galaxy, Samus Aran travels to Bryyo on a mission to destroy the first Leviathan. Will she find more than she bargained for? Samus x Phazon Core. Lemon, and a sour one at that.
Metroid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Samus A. - Complete
My Mate Phillip by Tackhead9 reviews
The events that occur when a simple bogan meets a Charmander stealing his mail.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Charmander/Hitokage - Complete
Reepurz by The Dragon Lover reviews
.“Ron!” He struck a dramatic pose with his arms outstretched, sparks shooting from his fingertips. “He can shoot lightning from his palms and cause mass chaos before disappearing in the blink of an eye!” “Shut up, Ron.” Funny shorts in Reapers' POV.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
Moonlit Space Fox by BluffBrant reviews
While replaying the night he discovered about his burden and why he was hated, Naruto unintentionally comes upon an abandoned training ground where his life will be forever changed. For better or for worse? Find out. Naruto/Krystal Pairing.
Crossover - Star Fox & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,588 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Krystal, Naruto U.
Your Mine by Shadow of Intent reviews
Roxas has been longing for larxene's attention and touch for a while now, what happens when he can no longer control himself and time may be running out for him due to a certain red head's urges? Larx/rox Slight akuroku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Roxas, Larxene
Clouded Heart by ShinjiHiroku reviews
A man gets trapped with the type of person he cant stand. How could it possibly get any worse?
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,250 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
Your Pleases and Thank Yous by SonofX51 reviews
Cream's mother Vanilla the Rabbit is desperate for a man. She picks a rather unorthodox male for her bestial lust, the two tailed Fox, Tails.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Tails, Vanilla - Complete
Halcyon University by ShinjiHiroku reviews
One of the largest schools in the world: Halcyon University. I've studied up on this place but as you'll see there are some things you can only learn through experience. All pairings are Male/Female. Human X Pokemon
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,136 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Meat and Milk by Rabukurafuto reviews
Orihime has a strange condition, and Retsu inspects it. Yuri, futanari
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Orihime I., R. Unohana - Complete
Sanguine by Cymoril Avalon reviews
Leon is infested with fangirls. It's up to Claire to rescue him. Parody. Leon X Claire.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Leon S. K., Claire R. - Complete
Amusement by snogwomp reviews
After finishing up a mission, Alucard meets an unusual little human boy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 151 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Harry P., Alucard - Complete
A New Found Weight On Our Chests by werewolfluvr147 reviews
Let's be girls for a whole day!" Naruto exclaimed. Naruto and his friends become girls and hang out with the kunoichi and learn things the never expected to know. all the couples come in later naruhina sasusaku inokiba shikatem nejiten gaaraXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,312 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Chisai Bara by Mako1989 reviews
Sebastian loves cats but what if his favorite cat doesn't show up...instead something else shows up
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5929 - Favs: 9,323 - Follows: 3,527 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Naruto Senju Namikaze Revised by Mystic 6 tailed Naruto reviews
Revised...parings decided..summary inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,096 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
When Pokemon meet Wikipedia by Ultraman Nexus reviews
What happens when several Pokemon read about their real life animal counterparts? Spin-off from my Mewtwo fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,550 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Pikachu, Mewtwo
Life in A Boarding School by Shinrin94-XIII reviews
It all started when Sakura kicked a ball. ‘Oh great! It just HAD to land on HIS head!’ SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Water girl and Fire boy by Elixire J. Crow reviews
The first ever Juvia and Natsu pairing in this site. Please, may i call it 'JuTsu' pairing? Juvia felt really sad. She had broken heart from the 'ice'. When she feels the warmth of the 'fire', will her deep feeling rose for him? The fire one...?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Juvia L., Natsu D. - Complete
Cleaning House by Cattiechaos reviews
With nine men living under the same roof, cleaning was pretty much a lost cause.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tha Maelstrom and tha Guardian by Froggy-slice reviews
Ichigo and Naruto have died at the age of six. In the afterlife amidst the sands of Huecho Mundo they meet up and form a goal. To create a true Heaven. What heppens when word of untainted hollows begins to spread? Ichi-Harem Naru-Harem. Crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,790 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,297 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Naruto U., Ichigo K.
Mating Interrupted by Sarah1281 reviews
Samara quickly puts a stop to her daughter's attempt to love Shepard to death and the resulting reunion is rather tense, especially with Shepard there saying things no one wants to hear like how being evil doesn't mean you're no longer related...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Morinth - Complete
Naruto's Kit by brown phantom reviews
An injury affects the seal and releases the Kyuubi, but the result isn't what anyone could have expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 100,981 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] OC - Complete
The Great Mystery of Moogle's Pom Pom by Chocolate Miyazaki reviews
Our dearest Sora is determined to find out exactly why Moogle doesn't want him to touch its pom-pom. With the help of his kunoichi companion, will the air ever be cleared? MOOGLE SMASH! No Pairings/Oneshot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Sora, Yuffie K. - Complete
Snakes of Another Sort by Dalxein reviews
On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Time and Again by WolfbrotherTitan reviews
This is a Naruto/Female Haku romance. Naruto dies, but doesn't stay that way because the Kyuubi offers him a chance to do it all again, to fix what once went wrong, and along the way to become what he should always have been, a ninja legend!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,737 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
Experimental by Spontaneite reviews
If you're a young, hormonal, teenage boy and notice that your very female clone is quite attractive, what are you going to do? Experiment, right? Only, when his clone fails to dispell because she's pregnant with himself, things begin to get strange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Queen of Irony by NamelessJerk reviews
Rosalina decides that she doesn't want only to be an adoptive mother. The only problem is, she can't find a suitable father for her child. In an attempt to help, Peach points her in the direction of a good friend of hers who might be able to help her. R R
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Mario - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Link, Rosetta/Rosalina - Complete
The Kit and the Kitten by XxLichKingxX reviews
What if Yugito was younger, and if she met a certain other blonde before Akatsuki reached her? Would the fox and the cat get along? And would they become the most feared couple in all the ninja world? your going to have to read to answer these questions:P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,966 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
I Love You, I Think by sayjay1995 reviews
Sasuke wants to tell Sakura he loves her, but gets Neji to do it instead. Neji goofed it up, and now everyone thinks he's the one with the crush! Will Neji be able to fix this? SasuSaku, implied NejiSaku, eventual NejiTen and HinaNaru. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,632 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Conversations by evil genus reviews
Have you ever wondered if Naruto and Kyubi talked to each other outside the "give me power" talks? Ever wondered what their relationship really was? How they got along?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,380 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto goes PowerPuff by supremebandit reviews
Naruto is forced into the world of powerpuff girlz Z and its kyuubi's fault, but what happened to make kyuubi an idiot and naruto smart? and how will this effect them? what will the powerpuff girls Z do to him? finished with the sequel coming soon
Crossover - Powerpuff Girls & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,827 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hidan learns about Yaoi by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu, Hidan, and Pocky by Sword-of-Shin reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan receive a strange package from.... yaoi fangirls? Short one-shot, rated T for Hidan's language. Could be seen as a sort of sequel to "Hidan learns about Yaoi".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
All for a Cup of Ramen by Elemental Demon reviews
naruto has no way to pay his bill so, Amaye has a special job for him to do: lemon, naruamay,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Ayame, Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things you Didn't Know ABout Ninjaworld! by The Mad Dragon reviews
ONE SHOT! Twenty short and sweet little facts about Ninjaworld, and the people who live in it!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10451 - Favs: 13,097 - Follows: 5,360 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hinata's Onigiri by MawrisaLovesSasuSaku reviews
Neji had a rough training day, and just wanted to get something to eat and take a nap. So he went to the kitchen and ate some onigiri, that was his first mistake. And having his cousin screaming and glaring at him, made him fear for his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Plushies of Legend! by GirlWaterShaman reviews
A pudding-related accident transports the entire Legendary Council into our world, in the form of plush toy versions of themselves. A Pokemon fangirl that loves fanfic finds them and takes them home. Can anyone spell INSANITY? ON HIATUS
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Darkrai, Cresselia
Not your average Dreamland by Digital Winter reviews
Sora has returned to a radically altered Wonderland, and Alice has lost her sanity. Can he help her fight through this world and help her regain her sanity and his own? SoraXAlice, American McGee's Alice Crossover. Rated M for Blood & Gore. Please R&R
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,313 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Alice, Sora
The Blond and the Diamoyo by Kyuubi16 reviews
The first ever Naruto and Haruna The Daimoyo from Vegetable pairing. Simply a short one-shot. Will do more filler girls in the future.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/8/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Naruto U., Haruna - Complete
A Disgaea Christmas by Hardman 5509 reviews
A early Christmas special. The unknown author does a story on Christmas, from the inside. PLEASE REVIEW.
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Laharl, Etna - Complete
YuGiOh in 1000 words by sarmad88 reviews
What if Yami took over Yugi's life? This can't be good. Covers entire series. Harem. Oneshot. Yami/Yugi friendship.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Yami Yūgi, Yūgi M. - Complete
That's It? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Crowned and Downed by DJProfessorK reviews
The other three are dead, and Zoey is the only one left. What will happen when she attempts to traverse the alleyways of No Mercy alone? Well, some fun with a certain female special infected, that's what. ZoeyxWitch
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Zoey, Witch - Complete
It’s all just a tomato sauce by Tora-Katana reviews
Frustration doesn’t cover it when Dante is constantly bombarded by phone calls when his stomach is screaming for a pizza - that’s when the stupidest ideas get born… Dante-Vergil-Lady
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Vergil, Lady/Mary - Complete
Luffy's Thunder by Never-Ending-Donkey reviews
What if Hancock joined the crew and entered the New World with them? One-sided LuffyxHancock. Non-canon. Incoherent fluff. Reviews greatly appreciated.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Luffy, Boa Hancock - Complete
Meeting the Sons of Sparda by Spirit01 reviews
It was just the best day to go to a cosplay convention. Who knew that the actual characters would decide to barg in. T for now but rating may go up. Disclaimer: I donot own DMC!
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Dante, Vergil
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 106 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Sono Akuma Inai Sono Akuma by yoyo179 reviews
They shunned him, burned him, cast him out, spat upon him when he finally had enough Naruto leaves the village, and becomes what Konoha comes to fear. Naruto/Tayuya, Naruto/Hinata, and maybe Naruto/OC later on, plz R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Kimimaro
Snape Gets Into The Spirit? by EvilVampireDucky reviews
Snape gets into the halloween spirit, so we know what will happen to the poor students. There's a small crossover with Hellsing. Who will save the students from snape? read to find out. Its also under The Halloween Spirit
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Severus S., Alucard
The Whisper by superstarultra reviews
What, oh, what did Marluxia say to Sora right before their Absent Silhouette battle that started the death counter? Short little crack fic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Sora, Marluxia - Complete
Bunny! by silvablaze reviews
Fic about the kyuubi trying to influence a cute wide-eyed five year old Naruto... who thinks he's a giant rabbit...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,622 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Love Of Leaf and Sand by AvalonNakamura reviews
A challenge given to me by a friend. A Love story between three people who know what true hate is. Can they comfort one another. And who will wind the heart of the one they want. FemSasuke/FemGaara/Naruto Rated for Naughty things.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,156 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Humiliation by Sadz0012 reviews
well, this is really a story written out of boredom. Dante, Vergil n Nero are bored at home then start talking about there embarressing secrets.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Dante, Vergil - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 111 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Smell Of Harribel's Defeat by Roxius reviews
Poor Aizen learns the hard way after killing Harribel that all the muscles in a dying body will immediately loosen, including the bladder. Makes use of gross-out humor and OOCness. What a way to come back to fanfiction, huh?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - S. Aizen, T. Harribel - Complete
Naruto's day off by ANBU-san reviews
NarutoXHanabiXHinata. Naruto is bored on his day off and interesting things happen. Lollicon, incest, don't like don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 202 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hanabi H. - Complete
The Enslavement by ThatFacelessDude reviews
Gwen is turned into a sex slave by another character we are all familiar with.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Gwen, Heather - Complete
That Time Again by mjnousak reviews
Blair is in heat...So, Soul decides to take stroll around town to "save" himself. See the Soul Eater universe in 5 years. First story, just a real quick oneshot fluffy story. Was written before chapter 60 of the manga.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Soul Eater, Blair - Complete
Tinker's Cuss by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Each type of faerie deals with a specific aspect of Nature. So then what precisely are Tinker Faeries charged with? When she finds out, young Tinker Bell might have a word or two to say about that.
Tinkerbell - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Tinker Bell - Complete
Will You Play With Me? by Kish's Kittie reviews
Oneshot. Blair has always begged Soul to "play" with her, but he always refuses. However, will he finally give in? Strongly rated.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Blair, Soul Eater - Complete
Son of Sparda Mode by Clairavance reviews
Dante tries his hand at playing Nero. One shot. Just for kicks.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Titan AI by VR Trakowski reviews
Tony has a close encounter of the robotic kind. PG for language.
Crossover - Ironman & WALL-E - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,413 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/10/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, WALL-E - Complete
Matsumoto's Package by CatnipKitteh reviews
Matsumoto orders something online. Toushiro has to sign for it. Hilarity ensues.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2009 - R. Matsumoto, T. Hitsugaya - Complete
Who's Been Stealing Office Supplies? by Sharper Than the Sword reviews
INCLUDES: Hapless!Ed, 1337!Al, Manchild!Mustang, Enabler!Hughes, Suppressed-Rage!Hawkeye, Colossal-Jerk!Fuhrer, Slut!Trisha, Traumatized!Elicia, Kleptomaniac!Scar, Redshirt!Soldiers, Whore!Lust, Detective!Envy and So-Obese-He-Cannot-Move!Gluttony
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Riza H., Edward E.
Consequences by Sword-of-Shin reviews
This is what happens when Hidan touches Kakuzu's money... Short one-shot. Rated T for Hidan's mouth. Non-Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Twelve Days of Overlord Christmas by Ikki Williams reviews
A song i came up with at 6 in the morning so please enjoy it
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Complete
Enkindle This by Tillian reviews
Most people think of the hanar as gentle polite creatures who seem to be a pushovers. That isn't the case with Blasto, as he showed everyone how deadly the hanar are.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Growing Pains by kage713 reviews
Alessa Gillespie hits puberty, and starts to go through some...interesting changes. Along with them comes new desires, and new ways of viewing old parts of her life. What will this mean for the rest of Silent Hill?
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Alessa G., Pyramid Head
Of Strawberries and Banana Fluff by Bowser Blanchette reviews
Kiyone Kotetsu accidentally hurts Ichigo, causing him to lose his memory! Can Kiyone and her sister recover his memory? Even if it means...making out with him? IchigoxKiyonexIsane Incest, yuri, Lemons!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Ichigo K., Kiyone K.
What Nami Thought by existence555 reviews
What are Hancock and Luffy doing in Nami's room?
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Luffy, Boa Hancock - Complete
She's Fine by First Of The Fallen reviews
Ulquiorra and Harribel one shot lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Ulquiorra, T. Harribel - Complete
She Drove Him Nuts by Kuramanamanama reviews
Flonne drove Laharl nuts. She must be the easiest person to kill or even rape. On top of that, her naivety was always screwing around with his head. Sometimes he figured she did it on purpose. But that's okay. In the end, Laharl loves that about her.
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Laharl, Flonne - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Vergil by jaded-water reviews
Title says it all.
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Vergil, Dante - Complete
Naruto vs Cheese by Volegase reviews
What would happen if Cheese joined the Akatsuki? You will have to read to find out! Note: asking questions about how Cheese does things will only lead to pain.
Crossover - Naruto & Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
White Roses by Pseudosuicide reviews
Crack!Pairing, Done as a joke between a friend and I. From Maylene's first day working at Phantomhive Estate she harbours a secret crush for the young master Ciel. Discontinued
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Ciel P., Mey-Rin
Acrophobia Via Aquaphobia by Superficial Faith reviews
Cole learns that his fear of water creates a fear of heights not of an unreasonable nature.
inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
The Scientific Method by Mikkeneko reviews
It's very difficult for two bookworms to seduce each other, especially if neither of them realizes that they're trying. EdSciezka, romance. This is the edited version of the fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sciezska, Edward E. - Complete
Oyster Shells by UnluckyAmulet reviews
It's always the quiet ones. -Sun-Sun x Ulquiorra-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Sung-Sun, Ulquiorra - Complete
Debauchery by Disciple of Shai-Hulud reviews
Yeah, just another Zoey oneshot. Wrote this as a spur-of-the-moment thing.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Zoey, Witch - Complete
How Many by EroSlackerMicha reviews
How Many times can a heart be torn aside before real love is found. this is a one shot where Naruto has ups and downs and finds love and acceptance. Lemon inside don't read if you're not old enough Naruto/Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,334 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 213 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Only Human by Evening Dawn reviews
Ever since her first encounter with a certain white haired exorcist, Road Kamelot hasn't been the same. Why does his image constantly plague her thoughts, and what are the consequences of her newfound emotions?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,000 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Road C., Allen Walker
Deprived Book Worm by advisory177 reviews
EDWARD and Schiezka lemon. One shot, R/R, my first FMA fic. Im sure you won't regret the read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Edward E., Sciezska
Campsite Love by LovelyBubbles07 reviews
Tails and Rouge one shot for contest winner Kitsune Disciple! A tale of a hot spring,virginity, and camping with friends! R&R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Tails, Rouge - Complete
Good Boy or Bad Boy by pangel8705 reviews
This is about Naruto running into the Akatsuki on their day off. The title doesn't deal with Naruto but you should know who. Lets what else. Oh yes, he catches them doing something unlike them and well you'll see .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Shadows by yume girl 91 reviews
UlquiRuki one-shot smut...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Ulquiorra, Rukia K. - Complete
Weapon of Mass Suffocation by Dior Crystal reviews
“OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO CUTE!” Matsumoto squealed, crushing Ulquiorra Schiffer’s face into her bosom, suffocating him. Ouch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/3/2009 - R. Matsumoto, Ulquiorra - Complete
Cat Person by buduica reviews
After the anime is over, Grell asks Sebastian a question about felines.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Sebastian M., Grell S. - Complete
The Misadventures of Elmo, Charlie, and Lenny by AliceMcCarty reviews
So, Edna," "It's Edward, sir. And isn't that a girl's name?" "Your point?" "Ah, good one sir." "Yes, I thought so." This is what happens the first time Charlie and Edward meet. Includes an overprotective father and a gun named Lenny. All human. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Bedridden Devotion by Roxius reviews
A short Luffy X Hancock fic. His devotion to her is so great, he'll even spend the entire night by her bedside as he waits for her to get well from a bad cold. Some OOCness on Luffy's part, obviously. Please R & R!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Luffy, Boa Hancock - Complete
Eleven Seconds by Platinumsabr reviews
How Chapter 239 should have been. One question is asked in ignorance and hatred, and it results in something she hadn't expected, something she hadn't dared hope for. A promise. Rated M for Lemon!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,190 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Ichigo K., Tatsuki A. - Complete
The Assignment by Yakaji reviews
The Asia Branch plays host to three exorcists on assignment to retrieve an innocence fragment: Chaoji Han, Allen Walker, and Lenalee Lee. Bak sees an opportunity, but before he can make his move, he needs SOMEONE to take Allen out of the equation.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Lou Fa, Allen Walker
Devi Mahatmyam by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Things get interesting when a plot begins to unfurl around the newly-appointed Anglo-Indian Ambassador: "But why would anyone want to kill me?" Soma asked anxiously. Ciel rolled his eyes. "Why wouldn't they? I know I'd love to."
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Prince Soma, Ciel P.
Boobage Pain by Roxius reviews
Luffy worryingly wonders if Hancock's oversized breasts tend to cause her any abdominal pain. Luffy X Hancock. Pretty OOC, I'd say. Crack pairing. Please R & R!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Luffy, Boa Hancock - Complete
Potion's Power by Drosselmeyer's Ancestor reviews
So, basically, Flonne and Etna were a little tired of King, yeah, KING Laharl's attitude. So Etna gives Flonne a potion to change it, at least for a little while. But..... Don't own Disgaea!
Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Laharl, Flonne - Complete
The Love of a Machine by RyuDraconis reviews
What if ADA was more than a machines computer program? Leo's about to find out...rated PG 13 for swearing and some minor content later in the story yes I know they're only thirteen! Chapter 10 in the works, update soon!
Zone of The Enders - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,901 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 2/28/2002
Tentacle by Rabukurafuto reviews
If the man has all the memories and experiences of the one she admired most, doesn't mean its the same person? Even with some strange new features?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Rukia K., Aaroniero A. - Complete
Felidae by Pup-Ashbless reviews
Miranda and Allen take care of kitten together. MirandaxAllen, sort of but maybe not. Oneshot. Warnings: Fluffier then the cat.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Miranda L., Allen Walker - Complete
The King & The Empress by Carcavac reviews
Based on chapter 13 of spriteX 'After he became King'.Hancock X Luffy pairing and a little of ZoroXRobin as intended by the actual story. Read & review and please pray that my account is not cancelled because of this.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Boa Hancock, Luffy
Deserve by PyramidWalker reviews
Allen/Miranda because there really isn't enough. Miranda wonders if she really has what she's always had coming to her. Rated T for suggestive themes. I don't think it needs a higher rating but I could be wrong.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Miranda L., Allen Walker - Complete
Bits of Fluff by ArtFreak101 reviews
While Renamon detested the feeling of being 'fluffy'... she had to admit the after incentives had their perks.
Digimon - Rated: T - E