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Joined 11-19-09, id: 2150869, Profile Updated: 11-21-21
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Soul Eater, D.Gray-Man, and Highschool of the Dead.

Likes: Dreaming/sleeping, chocolate, eating, day-dreaming, no-homework-ing, reading, rock/metal music, action/adventure-related games, good food, smut, red-heads, pizza, Hellsing... I might go on forever, so I'll stop here.

Doesn't Like: broccoli, Neji & Sasuke's 'superiority' beliefs in fics, when Sakura is made a screaming banshee in fics, people who are reading this and getting real pissed for personal reasons, people who are reading this and getting pissed for NO reason at all, having to read out-loud, school (To a certain extent. Sometimes it's cool.), homework...


Sign: Aries

Age: Probably shouldn't say

DoB: March 30 (Bring lots of presents!)

Gender: Male

Name: Not Telling You

Eye color: Dark-brown

Hair color: Black and really curly (Except when short, then it's kinda spiky.)


If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever made one of those "copy and paste this into you profile" thingies, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from "Naruto" completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken/Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers and Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump off. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're the 5 percent that would shout, "Jump assholes!"

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, Copy & Paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wished that an anime character would come to life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. If You Haven't Shot Anyone Yet, Copy And Paste This Onto Your Profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think the kids should just give the rabbit some freaking Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings! If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile! LONG LIVE PLUTO!


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.


Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool,

and when he pulled the trigger back it shot with a great crack!

Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best. Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy, why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this. Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack. Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college,

I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress. Mummy I wanted to live.

But mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true. Mummy all I wanted to say is "Mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost. Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

--copy and repost if you care --


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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies and nachos. The light has tofu. Nothing more.)


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember


A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded.


Things to Do in an Exam you Already Know That You are Going to Fail:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she/he is not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

9. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

10. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

11. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

12. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

13. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

14. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

15. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

16. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

17. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

18. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

19. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

20. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

21. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

22. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

23. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

24. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

25. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

26. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

27. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

28. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

29. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

30. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

31. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

32. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

33. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things


ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

I'm planning on making a list of "50 Things The TV Taught Me". Feel free to PM me and give me a thing the TV has taught you so I may add to the list. I want to get at least 50, but I could always add more. Assuming I get 50 at all. And if people will cooperate at all. This is just for fun, nothing else.

TV Taught me:

1. How to speak.

2. How to curse.

3. If blood comes out, it's painful. Otherwise, why would people scream whenever I saw it?

4. People think physical abuse is hilarious.

5. Only hit a guy in the groin when you are really mad, it looks like it hurts like hell.

6. No matter how much you run, the zombies will always catch up.

7. Ceiling fans can slice you to pieces.

8. The future has very little hope.

9. There are no stupid questions. Only stupid people willing to try answering.

10. If Kenpachi Zaraki ever unleashes his bankai, we are fucked! No chance of retaliation, no chance of a second humanity, the world will simply be... actually, even all that is fucked will be fucked straight to hell. Hell itself will be fucked! Heck, heaven itself will be fucked beyond anything imaginable. Yeah, really scary.

11. The biggest badass in a show is rarely the leader.

12. You only live once. Unless you're Kenny.

13. Look underneath the undeneath. Under the skirt there are panties. And under that...

14. Once 'Friendzoned', you have no hope.

15. Fire can exist underwater.

16. Somehow, everything we eat/do/see/don't do/don't eat/don't see is slowly killing us. Nothing is safe!

17. The Bad guy's ass is always kicked in the end (from NathanDrake679)

18. Life in TV is freaking amazing (from NathanDrake679)


Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California of Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don't cheat--)

The Answers

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday

(I wished for world domination, and I'm now I'm waiting! DOESN'T WORK!)


Twenty Questions

1: Is it an animal? No. But it still need to be approached with caution.

2: Is it a mineral? No.

3: Is it a vegetable? Yes.

4: Is it smart? No.

5: Is it bigger than a breadbox? Sometimes.

6: Is it found in the forest? Yes.

7: Is it Furyfur? Definitely not. Nor is it M or any other friend that hates it.

8: Is it awesome? Never.

9: Is it hard to find? No.

10: Does it have purple hair? No, they usually have unnatural red hair.

11: Is it a hobo? Yes but no.

12: Are they dipheads? Oh yes.

13: Do they have bad taste? Yes.

14: Is it obvious that they've never read/watched anything good in their life? Yes.

15: Are they aware of how clueless they are? No.

16: Do other people know that they're looking at idiots when they walk by? No, because they're usually camouflaged, unless it's on their t-shirts.

17: Do they notice really obvious mistakes? No.

18: Will they ever get boyfriends/girlfriends? Boyfriends, no. Girlfriends, possibly but obviously they're not interested.

19: Do they think that all hot guys sparkle, they just use a lot of sunscreen so you can't see it during the day? I wouldn't know.

20: Is your word "Twilight fans?" Correctamundo!

--Copy and paste above on your profile if you hate Twilight fans.


20 Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "for smuggling diamonds."

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuations.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is, "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme?

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won!, I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... copy and paste this into your profile!


You know you live in 2008 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to your friends

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5, only to see that there is indeed no number 5

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it, you know you did!


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost


I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."


A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer I am three,

My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up all day long.

When I'm awake, I'm all alone

The house is dark, my folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back from Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse my name is called

I press myself against the wall

I try to hide from his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now, I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me, and yells at me more,

I finally get free and run to the door

He’s already locked it and i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me against the hard wall

I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues with more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late

His face has been twisted into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain again and again

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!

And he finally stops, and heads for the door

While i lay there motionless, brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer, I am three,

Tonight my daddy murdered me

Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need.

I may seem evil, but i'm not.

And if you read this and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be one heartless person

To not be effected by this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it! So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE


Minor Challenges

- Asari Otaku -

So, aside from prothean studies, Liara Tsoni sometimes passes her time by reading manga and watching anime when there's no headway in her prothean excavations. She'll still be a prothean expert, but now she'll run around the ship, giving ridiculous speeches involving metaphors and similes that barely make sense, call people either '-chan', '-tan', '-kun', '-senpai', or even '-sama'. Along the way, she'll have hilarious delusions of the main characters being part of her (nonexistent) harem. She will try to make them all happy by offering food or hugs, and talk out loud to herself. This will result in the crew being wary of her at best, and outright run form her at worst. She'll also name and shout out her attacks, believing that the power behind it will double (or tripple if she's frustrated enough. Power of belief and such). Lastly, she has to have delusions of the harem. This is nonnegotiable. It'll make things so damn hilarious, it's almost guaranteed to bring in a few hundred laughs. Please?

Contact me when you take up the challenge.

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The Star Spangled Man With A Plan by Who Let This Guy On reviews
"I don't want to kill anyone. I don't like bullies; I don't care where they're from." -Steve Rogers. A man out of time, thrown into a strange new world does what he does best. Stands up to bullies and protect those who can't protect themselves. Or how a single man at the right place and the right time can save an entire nation.
Crossover - Avengers & Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,327 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 12/17/2017 - Captain America/Steve R., Maia, Origa D, Cellestine L
A Rabbit among Wolves by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Jaune wanted nothing more than to become a hero – and in a way he got his wish. One man's criminal is another's hero and the faunus of Remnant need a champion. Who better to take the mantle of leader of the White Fang? Not a faunus? Not a terrorist? No aura, training or leadership skills to speak of? Minor details. All hail supreme leader Jaune Arc. Long live the resistance!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 62 - Words: 343,554 - Reviews: 8344 - Favs: 6,373 - Follows: 7,256 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 10/29/2019 - Jaune A.
Archetypal by The Siege Perilous reviews
Archetype Academy, a school that trains its student to harness their potential. Lincoln Loud worries that his lack of powers will ruin his attempts to follow in his exceptional sisters' footsteps. But when he's finally sorted, he's revealed to possess a completely new Archetype: Harem King. A collaboration with UnderratedHero, and previously LoudAutomata16. Has a tvtropes page.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 176,815 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 5/22/2020 - [Lincoln L., The Loud Sisters, Sam]
Legend of the Monkey God by Primordial Vortex reviews
Son Goku never hit his head. He never needed to hit his head. After all, getting sent to a planet to conquer it in the name of Freeza seemed... rather moronic when the Tyrant wanted all Saiyans dead. Rather than conquer, Goku's mission was to survive. What awaits Goku on his journey to avenge his fallen race? More aware Goku. Harem.
Dragon Ball - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 59,244 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 2,226 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 1/27/2020 - Goku, Bulma
Galactic nightmare by RadiantVoid reviews
It has been a year since Ghost returned to his own dimension. Since then, Shepard has kept on doing what she does best : preparing for the Reapers' arrival, and trying to wake the galaxy up to their impending doom, to little success. Now, as they stand at the edge of the precipice, a mysterious figure appears before Shepard : Grimm, the Troupe master...
Crossover - Mass Effect & Hollow Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,409 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 2/20/2021 - Shepard, the Knight
Rey's interrogation by S Corsette reviews
Phasma gives Rey a special interrogation. Contains Futanari May the fourth be with you!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,207 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Rey - Complete
Advanced Release by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Sephiroth doesn't often get fanmail... or any mail. ShinRa screens more or less every aspect of his life, after all. So when he receives a package, he's understandably curious. He opens it to find... a video game, of all things. Final Fantasy VII? What a useless waste of time... that Hojo would highly disapprove of... Hmm. Perhaps just this once...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 220,655 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 5/3/2020 - Sephiroth, Zack F., Angeal H., Genesis R.
Death's Fixer by Browncoat-Valentine-335 reviews
With only weeks left to live, V enters the Afterlife for information on the man who built the chip that's killing her. Little did she know, someone else was also looking for Hellman. Harry Potter is as chaotic as they come, with magic and death following in his wake.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cyberpunk 2077 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,608 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 12/23/2020 - [Harry P., V] Judy A., Johnny Silverhand
A Cell of a Good Time by Beastrider9 reviews
So I woke up as Imperfect Cell in the DC universe, so I should probably become either a hero or a villain, right? Yeah no, I'm gonna become something better than that, because with great power.. greater entertainment value! *Currently Undergoing Major Rewrite*
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 179,441 - Reviews: 1178 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 4/22/2019
The Shadow of Hallownest by IrishPlagueDoctor reviews
The Radiance and the contagious infection has been eradicated, the black egg has finally released its prisoner, and the land of Hallownest seems ready to move on and start anew. But there is one question that still remains, what happened to the "Ghost of Hallownest"? Rated T for language and mild adult situations. Godmaster Spoilers ahead.
Hollow Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,504 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 4/19/2019 - Hornet, The Hollow Knight, Quirrel
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 31 - Words: 169,962 - Reviews: 6109 - Favs: 13,417 - Follows: 15,844 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala
God of Hate by AkumaKami64 reviews
Eren does not become the Attack Titan, or any of the Nine Titans. He arises instead as the second coming of something far more powerful, from before the dawn of time: The One who is Many, the Golden Demise, the King of Terror, the God of Hate. But can he bare the weight of this power or be swallowed whole by a true Titan, by Ghidorah?
Crossover - Godzilla & Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,884 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 1,242 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 10/30/2020 - King Ghidorah, Eren Y., Mikasa A.
The Worst Advice by whackybiscuit reviews
Due to a failed experiment by Mayuri, the minds of Unohana, Byakuya, Kenpachi and Toshiro are all displaced inside Ichigo's inner world. Now, as the substitue is about to confess his feelings to Orihime, he has to contend to dealing with the "helpful" voices in his head! Ichigo X Orihime!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,421 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 11/12/2018 - [Ichigo K., Orihime I.] R. Unohana, Byakuya K.
A Veela Bonds by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The Yule Ball sucked. But Fleur Delacour wasn't about to let that spoil her evening... Harry/Fleur, Smut, One-Shot, everyone's Aged up. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 134 - Published: 4/17 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
PsychiK by KnightEstoc reviews
Kazuto Kirigaya is the Most Powerful Psychic in the world. Sadly, that's not helpful when all he wants is a normal, boring school life. Brocon sisters, childhood friends, transfer students, and teenage problems on top of it all... What's someone cursed to be the Main Character to do?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 279,322 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 1,338 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 4/1/2019 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Yuna/Yuuna S., Leafa/Suguha K. - Complete
Stupor Heroics by The Siege Perilous reviews
In a world where metahumans and superheroics are common place, Lincoln Loud is just trying to get through each day with as little fantastical chicanery as possible. Then his one of his estranged, metahuman sisters drops by for a visit, and that becomes significantly more difficult. Has a tvtropes page.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/7/2020 - [Lincoln L., Stella, The Loud Sisters]
Rise from the Ashes by Paperpuscher 101 reviews
Fear and idiocy saw him cast through the Veil by the people he saved not long before. After escaping his frozen prison with peculiar allies in tow he gets shown a bright new World of Magic inhabited by Fairies. A world whose surface blazes bright, masking the truth below with its blinding light.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winx Club - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 144,585 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 2,879 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 1/1/2019 - [Harry P., Bloom, Trix, Chimera]
Blessed with a Hero's Heart by Magnus9284 reviews
What if instead of Kazuma, the world of Konosuba gets the Number 1 cinamon roll of the hero world? Find out in this experiment of a crossover!
Crossover - My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,781 - Reviews: 2168 - Favs: 5,796 - Follows: 6,594 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 11/23/2018 - Izuku M., Aqua, Megumin, Darkness
Heaven or Hell by Scarabeye3000 reviews
An Overlord of Death, and a Fallen Angel leads Nazarick into the New World. OC.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 336,950 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Ainz, Albedo, Aura, OC
Victory Is Sweet by WhatHaveYouDoneToMe reviews
Against all odds, Shepard and the crew of the Normandy have defeated the Collectors. Understandably, they wish to commemorate this triumph with a party. Shenanigans ensue.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,396 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] Mordin S., Legion - Complete
Jaune Arc, Male Gigolo by blue-eye-white-wing reviews
Everyone knew Jaune's dream of becoming a Huntsman was never going to happen. After meeting with Headmaster Ozpin, Jaune had proven his critics… right, unfortunately. At least he's a huge success now… as a gigolo. Guess Jaune's never gonna be a hero after all. No way he's gonna save lives, or change Remnant as we know it, just by being REALLY good at giving ladies orgasms, right?
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,465 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/8/2020 - Jaune A.
Knight of Salem by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Of all the consequences of forging his transcripts, being kidnapped by Salem, Queen of the Grimm was not one Jaune Arc expected. Then again, she probably hadn't expected that the act might lead to her being "cured" of her Grimm affliction, either. Suddenly human and no longer in charge of her own Grimm, Salem will be damned if this idiot doesn't take responsibility.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 311,544 - Reviews: 6048 - Favs: 5,412 - Follows: 5,872 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/4/2021 - [Jaune A., Salem] - Complete
Mending the Knots by azndrgn reviews
When Jaune's forged transcripts were rejected, his only choices were to return home or stay in Vale. In a random act, Jaune decides to open a massage parlor! He had the training for that! Jaune starts a new chapter while still trying to become a Huntsman, while also making friends with both civilians, Huntsmen, and .. criminals? Life's never been more interesting! Coverart by Kegi!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 183,474 - Reviews: 2169 - Favs: 5,930 - Follows: 6,930 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 12/19/2017 - Jaune A.
Improper Procedures by Cambrian Beckett reviews
A short little ficlet based on a NSFW comic and the game Among Us. Tentacle Monsters abound. WARNING: Mature Themes Abound!
Among Us - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/22 - Imposter, Crewmates - Complete
The Harem of Uzumaki Naruto by Scrye9548 reviews
"Wait, this all started because Zabuza wanted to speak with Hokage-Jiji?" This is the story of how a Demon from the Mist unknowingly started a harem for one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,706 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/17 - Naruto U.
Once More, With Feeling by Illusor Meaneld reviews
If you could start your life over, knowing how things could turn out, what would you do differently? Cloud is offered this chance, and tries to change the future, but he quickly discovers that fate and destiny play a high stakes game.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 212,234 - Reviews: 3592 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 4,797 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Naruto: The Game of Life by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 205,036 - Reviews: 4635 - Favs: 15,196 - Follows: 17,690 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 1/15/2015 - Naruto U.
Normal Reactions? Fat Chance by Talilover reviews
A huntress was essentially an elite super soldier, they slayed monstrous creatures for a living and foiled the plans of terrorist organization while saving the world on the side. That being said how do they handle growing affection for one Jaune Arc? Turns out not very well. Another Jaune Arc Harem fic, with a dash of Yandere.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,856 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,814 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 11/24/2018 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N., Team RWBY]
Puppy Arc by blaiseingfire reviews
My name is Jaune Arc and I'm cursed. At least once a week, I am turned into a monster, a beast so horrifying tha- "Guys, Jaune turned into a little puppy again!" "Arf!" Yeah... what she said. (Coverart by KegiSpringfield)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 2,606 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Jaune A.
Harry Potter, Self-Insert by 15Redstones reviews
I am a 18 year old fanfiction writer, schoolkid and computer nerd. I also just woke up in the body of 8 year old Harry Potter. How did I get here? No idea. What am I going to do? Priority one, survive. Priority two, drag this world into the 21st century. Metagaming and Magitech.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,374 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Albus D.
Age of Charon by Eneid Elisor reviews
"What is this? What is this, please?" "Hello, I am JARVIS. You are Ultron, a global peace-keeping initiative..." He needed to know, to ask. "Where's my..." Wait, why did the speaker feel— feel like... "Where is your body?" "I am a program. I am without form." No. No, it couldn't be. He wasn't like this voice! He was alive. He was real! He was real. / OC!SI!Ultron, IronFam.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 56 - Words: 96,055 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 3,240 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/15/2021 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Jarvis, Ultron
Hey, Asshole! by Leila Secret-Smith reviews
A time-traveling Cloud takes the direct route in fixing Genesis and Angeal's degradation. This backfires immediately. (featuring Slightly Feral Time-Traveler Cloud and several extremely baffled SOLDIERs)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,427 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/7/2020 - Cloud S., Angeal H., Genesis R.
To Meddle in Death's Affairs by drakangrl9 reviews
When MiM brings Jack back to life, he unwittingly leaves Jack bound to the realm of the dead and Death himself. When Moon abandons Jack, Death takes him in. Jack isn't interested in the Guardians and Pitch won't be ignored. And how will the Guardians react upon learning that Jack's surrogate family consists of Death's servants and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 60,682 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Sparks Fly by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
On the day Superman appears, Leslie Willis, the shock jock Livewire, is saved by a newcomer to Metropolis: Reporter Clark Kent. Rated for language and maybe other adult things. DCAU
Superman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,173 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 3/29/2020 - Leslie W/Livewire, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Issues of Quirk Synergy by noctisxsol reviews
In her search for the power to surpass All Might, Endeavor turned to a Quirk research lab. Little did she know that this would usher in the age of the Heroine and dating by statistics. What's a quirkless hero to do in a world like this? Make your Vows Izuku. Massive Gender-bends, Deku/harem.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,831 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 12/31/2021 - Published: 10/29/2018 - Izuku M.
Fate Recast by MM007 reviews
Shirou Emiya died in the final battle with Kirei Kotomine. Artoria Pendragon, who returned to her time with the scabbard after destroying the Holy Grail, does not take it well. Fortunately, being in the past allows her to make plans to go off the rails to resolve this tragedy... Strong Shirou x Artoria x Accidental Harem in distant future. Currently in Fate/Zero era.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 201,733 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 12/23/2021 - Published: 9/11/2020
DBS Reacts to DBZ Abridged by MythMaker258 reviews
After the Tournament of Power, Goku and friends enjoy the momentary peace they've been awarded. However, Zeno comes to Earth bearing a gift, a collections of videos from another world: Dragon Ball Z Abridged!
Dragon Ball Super - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,972 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 12/17/2021 - Published: 2/9/2019 - Son Goku
Be Careful What You Wish For by blue-eye-white-wing reviews
Wishes are a dangerous thing, one might think it's the easy way to get what you want with no effort put into it. But if you are not careful you might end up regretting it...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/12/2021 - Jaune A.
Isekai'd, My Posterior! by mihairu7 reviews
Getting Isekai'd normally meant rocking up in a snazy town that had a snazy magicy name with a couple of snazy babes to join your unofficial harem. A lot of snaziness involved. That was not so here, however, especially when you explicitly did NOT want to be the Chosen Undead. Therefore, there was only one plan: Make someone ELSE the Chosen Undead. I mean Oscar's RIGHT there.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,323 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 12/5/2021 - Published: 1/12/2021 - OC, Oscar, Knight of Astora
The Kitsune and the Weasel by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto encounters Itachi and finds out he is a she and that she's been watching him for years. Stoic? Yeah right try perverted! What's this about the Moon and Tanks? Life was so much simpler when the Uchiha was evil. NarutoxFemItachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/30/2021 - Published: 5/9/2009 - [Naruto U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Short Hand by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
The myriad misadventures of a plucky human in Equestria. Sequel to "The Stars Revolt!"
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,401 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/21/2021 - Published: 7/25/2020 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Applejack
Kakashi's Favorite Student by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
It's probably dumber than you think, so what have you got to lose? R&R, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 128 - Published: 11/12/2021 - [Ayame, Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
Enter the Changeling by Siphon 117 reviews
A human is isekai'd into the world of Hollow Knight, not as a vessel. Not as a normal bug. Not even as a human. But as a nosk. Now residing in a world of bugs and magic, Mikey the Nosk will make his way through the world, claiming a place in the ever changing world of Bug politics, all while trying to stay alive. Can't be that hard, can it?
Hollow Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,099 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/27/2021 - Published: 5/17/2021 - Hornet, The Hollow Knight, Nosk, OC
One Punch Man: Hero's Harem by F-ckthesystem125 reviews
Power can bring about fear. Fear can lead to yielding. Yielding can lead to mercy. Mercy can lead to Redemption. Redemption...can lead to so much more if given the chance. I do not own One Punch Man. It belongs to ONE!
One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 238,119 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 4,355 - Follows: 4,796 - Updated: 10/18/2021 - Published: 6/23/2018
Expiration Date by blaiseingfire reviews
After finding out she only has a few days left to live, Pyrrha realizes she'll only have one last shot to go on a date with Jaune. (AU Oneshot based on the TF2 short film)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/13/2021 - [Jaune A., Pyrrha N.] Penny P., Cinder F. - Complete
You Catch More Flies With Honey by NOTTHISWAY reviews
Guts hesitates for an instant, and is helpless at his opponent's mercy, or lack thereof. Unorthodox maneuvers ensue.
Berserk - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2021 - [Guts, Rosine] - Complete
The Krogan's Suit Slut by Cambrian Beckett
A Mass Effect AU in which there's one other species that can still interact with Quarians on an intimate level. It's not a good thing. WARNING: Mature Themes Abound!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,380 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/7/2021 - U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Gigant by The Siege Perilous reviews
Mankind is under siege by a malevolent entity from beyond the stars. Giant monstrosities wreak havoc upon an unsuspecting, and unprepared populace. And their only hope is for a ditzy, well meaning blonde and her little brother to fight fire with fire. Loudcest, harem.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 134,863 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 10/7/2021 - Published: 4/10/2019 - [Lincoln L., Maggie, Sam, The Loud Sisters]
Masters and Chains by scarface101 reviews
Being well aware of Naruto's loneliness, the Sandaime decides to buy a companion to keep the Uzumaki company. Now Naruto finds himself in a new and precarious lifestyle... as a slave owner. Naruto x Harem. Multi-xover. (WARNING: Lemons, slavery, potential bashing. You were warned.) Feedback, suggestions and reviews always welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,412 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 9/21/2020 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Accidental Hokage by TGRS reviews
Due to bureaucratic mistake, Hinata Hyuga becomes the Fifth Hokage. Too bad her dad discontinued her heiress training years ago.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,041 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/25/2021 - Published: 6/20/2021 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Kurenai Y., OC
Loud Musume by ecchikings2 reviews
What happens when Lincoln Loud is suddenly hosting a demi-human for the interspecies exchange program? Lot's of chaos and shenanigans especially as this girl and soon many others become attracted to him. But he's lived with a bunch of girls for most of his life, surely he can handle this...right? (Lincoln x Harem) (Will contain lemons in the future)
Crossover - Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 & Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 110,417 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/21/2021 - Published: 11/18/2020 - [OC, Lincoln L., OC] Ms. Smith
Deathly Hungry by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Did you know that Death grows hungrier with every new life born into this world? It's true. And no one is at their best when they're hungry.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2021 - Death - Complete
A Drowsy Blunder by GrimGrave reviews
Sometimes it's probably worth it to turn on the lights when you wake up at night. Yang finds out the...other way as she stays over her girlfriend's house. Rated M for strong adult themes. NSFW. Contains Futanari.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,360 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/19/2021 - Published: 11/1/2020 - [Yang X.L., Kali B., Blake B.]
Malicious, Magical, Malfoy by bor902 reviews
People often complained about a lack of birthright. Being reborn as Draco Malfoy meant I had the opposite issue. So many new things to take into account. Politics, magic, family traditions, the wizarding world and this odd new power that insisted my new reality was a game. What's a Gamer SI to do. Semi-inspired by "Magical Player", "In Bad Faith" and "Puppet of time"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,920 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 3,682 - Updated: 8/9/2021 - Published: 11/3/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Abraxas M.
The Irregular by Omegas Prime reviews
Jason Bellum is a merc with some renown. An odd warrior even by mercenary standards. The way he fights and the way he thinks is just odd to people, but that may be why he's lived as long as he has. Looking for a new job, he signs up with the Black Dogs against the Queen of Dark Elves. But like most of his jobs, shit hits the fan and things change.
Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 137,332 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,499 - Updated: 7/27/2021 - Published: 1/1/2017
Rhaegar Targaryen, Son of the Dragon (SI as twin of Aenys I Targaryen) by Dragonspectre01 reviews
I was sipping a cup of hot chocolate planning out some Christmas presents and some pranks for my friends. In the blink of an eye, I was turned into a baby and in another world. If God wanted to prank me I decided I should prank the world I was born in. The problem was I am in Westeros where people are falling dead like flies.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,343 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 7/19/2021 - Published: 12/31/2020 - OC, Aegon T., Visenya T., Maegor T.
Squadra Esecuzioni: Ascension to Heaven by West-Door-88 reviews
Diavolo was too paranoid. He was too paranoid and smart enough to predict that the hitman team was going to betray him with the rumors of his daughter flying all around among the members of the Passione. And thus the hitman team found themselves at a new world, a new world where they will climb up the stairway to heaven, and achieve it gloriously. WARNING: NO JOJOS IN THIS FIC
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,339 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/23/2021 - Published: 2/5/2019 - Risotto, Origa D, Cellestine L
Everknight by Dahmiel reviews
He didn't know how this happened. All he can remember was mailing his fake transcript to Beacon Academy. Next thing he knew, he's in the Land of Darkness under the employment of Salem, the Queen of Grimm. No choice but to be her courier, representative, and errand boy. Jaune finds himself in an odd position in this crazy world. At least the pay is good...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,352 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,335 - Follows: 2,859 - Updated: 6/19/2021 - Published: 12/4/2019 - Ozpin, Jaune A., Team RWBY, Salem
The Supreme Lord of Westeros by Prince Toyosatomimi reviews
With the Greyjoy Rebellion quenched, the Seven Kingdoms experience relative peace and enjoys the splendour of summer. However, trouble is brewing. Strange whispers are being spread of the resurgence of magic in the halls of the Citadel. Not only that, but the news of Harrenhal's conquest by unknown invaders have caught the attention of the drunken king on the Iron Throne.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,558 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 6/18/2021 - Published: 3/17/2021 - Varys, Brynden T., Ainz, Shalltear B.
Archetyplets by The Siege Perilous reviews
Short, NON-CANON ficlets set in the world of Archetypal.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/15/2021 - Published: 11/14/2020
The Trickster God by Snapesucks reviews
Loki was strange. Everyone that met him came to this conclusion. But he seems to know what he is doing. He's just living his best life before the purple alien makes his move. A Loki self-insert from others perspectives. (Male SI)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,609 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 6/15/2021 - Published: 4/9/2021
Anthology of the Origin System by chaosphoenix123 reviews
(AU) A collection of profiles, syndicates dossiers, observation logs, PSA's, personal excerpts, and more, covering the lives of the crew of the Orbiter as well as the other denizens of the system. All tied together in a storyline that features the Tenno taking on their enemies while Chroma learns to deal with the sudden attention he's receiving from a few of his female teammates.
Warframe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,013 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/13/2021 - Published: 9/12/2017 - Lotus, Chroma, Stalker, Teshin
SAO: The Eroge by SaintInfernalNeos reviews
Many people wish their lives could become a videogame...the thing is, though, few actually bother specifying WHICH type of game. Kirigaya Kazuto will realize it's not as 'obvious' as it should be when he wakes up one day with the 'power' to raise 'Flags', unlock 'Routes' and gain 'Affection Points'. Will his Sanity survive what's about to come his way...?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 267,768 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 4,113 - Follows: 4,366 - Updated: 6/11/2021 - Published: 3/31/2018 - [Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Leafa/Suguha K., Argo]
Heaven or Hell? by HandAssassinSpider-man reviews
Being trapped in an alternate universe with no sure way home, bad but not hopeless. Finding out that said universe is inhabited by what appears to be only female superheroes, dream come true to some, a nightmare for others. Being hunted by everyone and their grandma because your the first actual male to have superpowers, very bad. Finding a way to explain this to Aunt May, worse.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,789 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 6/9/2021 - Published: 5/23/2021 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Superwoman, Mera
Back in the Saddle by JazzChicken reviews
After the Louisiana incident, Ethan has difficulty moving on with his life. He just can't get the horrors of it out of his head. Three years later he finds himself a divorced alcoholic mercenary with a kid he has never even met. Content to drink himself into oblivion his life is again upended when a stranger tells him that his ex-wife and child are being held in a remote village.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 6/6/2021 - Published: 5/13/2021 - Ethan W., Alcina Dimitrescu
Night Becomes Day Becomes Love by The Siege Perilous reviews
Lincoln serves as a priest for a forgotten church. The nearby townsfolk are too afraid of the Dark Forest, at the edge of which his church stands, so he spends his days undisturbed and alone. That is, until two creatures emerge from the forest to compete for his attention [Medieval AU]. A LoudAutomata16 story.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/2/2021 - [Lincoln L., Lynn L., Lucy L.]
Aunt Salem by Selene Sokal reviews
The Arc family has for a long time prospered under the guidance of their esteemed matriarch, Aunt Salem. For a very long time. Seemingly ageless, she's been a part of their life for so long that they've all accepted it as just a quirk of the family. But when her favorite nephew announces his intention to become a Huntsman, Aunt Salem offers him all the aid she can provide.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,621 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 2,258 - Updated: 5/28/2021 - Published: 7/31/2020 - Jaune A., Salem
Total Command by Epsilon110 reviews
When quirks appeared, humanity dealt with the greatest power shift it had seen in millennia. The sudden change gave women powers never seen before, but men were left behind. It was an age of heroes. Now 200 years later, the rest of humanity began to catch up... and it all started with a man gifted with Total Command over every function of his body.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 294,093 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 7,364 - Follows: 7,737 - Updated: 5/23/2021 - Published: 2/4/2019 - [Izuku M., Ochako U., Momo Y., Mei H.]
Sekiro: A Shadow's Purpose by Omit Everything reviews
Wolf would face anything for his Lord. No matter the man, beast or immortal that stood on his way, he would cut them down in Kuro's name. So when his wish to sever the ties of immortality was fulfilled, Wolf expected many things to happen. Waking up in a younger body under the tutelage of his Father in Usui forest was not one of them. Perhaps Buddha had a sense of humor after all.
Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,884 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/20/2021 - Published: 10/12/2020 - [One Armed Wolf/Sekiro, Emma] Kuro/Divine Heir, Ukonzaemon U./Owl
In the Shadows by Some Guy In An Ambulance reviews
Gecko Moria managed to be the weakest Shichibukai despite having such a broken ability. Let's see what the "Ruler of Shadows" can really do. (Villain SI)
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 40 - Words: 152,907 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 5/14/2021 - Published: 5/9/2019 - Absalom, G. Moria, Shichibukai
The Witch Doctor V2 by scarface101 reviews
Needing an edge in the Shinobi world, Naruto chooses to engage in the practice of the Voodoo arts. What will happen to the Shinobi nations now that the Child of Prophecy will become a master of the dark arts and has friends on the other side? Regardless of what may transpire... the Loa shall enjoy the show. Warning: Bashing. Naruto x Harem. Potential multi-xover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,436 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,390 - Updated: 5/10/2021 - Published: 10/4/2020 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kyuubi/Kurama
A queen and her handmaidens by S Corsette reviews
Padme has some fun with her handmaidens. A late may the fourth special Contains: Futanari
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/10/2021 - Padmé Amidala, Sabé - Complete
Resident Swinger by Spartan036 reviews
One shot: Umber Eyes, one of Chris Redfield's men, does recon in the Dimitrescu castle in an effort to track Ethan Winters. What he finds might require bleach for his eyes.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2021 - Ethan W. - Complete
A Sith's Second Chance by VFSNAKE reviews
Vader gave his life for his son. He has slain the Emperor. The prophecy is fulfilled. But the Force is not happy. The prophecy was fulfilled too late in the design of things and sends its Chosen One back in time to where he can make a difference. Now Vader is in his prime, fully healed, sans the right arm being mechanical, and knowledge of the future. How will this play out?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 133,703 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 6,379 - Follows: 6,133 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J. - Complete
In The Spirit of Easter by GrimGrave reviews
"Do you know why bunnies are so heavily associated with Eastertide?" Ruby has no clue, but Velvet is about to tell her...and perhaps give her a proper demonstration. Rated T for suggestive adult themes and implied futanari.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/1/2021 - [Ruby R., Velvet S.] Yang X.L. - Complete
No Matter How I look at it, this Cosplayer is Weird but Hot! by GrimGrave reviews
[Request] Tomoko is used to live an odd life unlike all the normies. She doesn't expect a dedicated cosplayer would show up and demand a place to stay, however. Rated M for strong adult themes, NSFW. Contains Futa (women with dicks) and weird crossovers. Tomoko x Boa Hancock.
Crossover - One Piece & WATAMOTE/ワタモテ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2021 - Boa Hancock - Complete
Top-Shelf Sodomy by caballlah reviews
You can't tell Wynonna Earp she has a top-shelf ass and then not expect she'll want anal sex.
Wynonna Earp - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/16/2021 - Published: 8/14/2020 - Wynonna E., Waverly E., N. Haught
It's all Nami's fault by Who Let This Guy On reviews
Roronoa Zoro gains...a bit of a reputation amongst the women of the grand line. A reputation he isn't exactly comfortable with, but one that follows him nonetheless. Or *the always sunny theme plays* Zoro accidentally bangs the Grand line. Zoro x harem
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/8/2021 - [Zoro, Nami, Perona, Robin] - Complete
Why am I on Fire? by Yojimbra reviews
Waking up as Enji Todoroki would be inconvenient at the best of times. Now, I must struggle to adapt to being one of the top heroes in Japan while trying to fix my new home life and try to ensure a better future. I'm going to need a lot of help. Endeavour Self-Insert 1st P.O.V. If you can't access the latest chapter try Ao3
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 81,832 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 4,827 - Follows: 4,689 - Updated: 3/6/2021 - Published: 7/18/2020 - [Enji T./Endeavor, Rei T./Shōto’s Mother] Toshinori Y./All Might, Nezu/The Principal - Complete
Archetypical Behavior by dogbertcarroll reviews
Lincoln Loud is one of the newest students at Archetype Academy and has had to deal with more than just harsh looks because of his Archetype, but he's the not the only one who has an Archetype that makes people look askew.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/25/2021 - Published: 2/12/2021 - Lincoln L., Stella, Girl Jordan
The Daughters of Discord by AkumaKami64 reviews
Discord finds an early escape from his statue, but in doing so, unknowingly drags with him six amnesiac fillies from across Equestria. All of them with nowhere to go and no one to turn to. Besides him. Discord thus becomes the reluctant father figure to the mares that will one day become Harmony's champions, and his enemies. Well, best enjoy the good times while they last.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/19/2021 - Published: 1/9/2021 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Applejack, Discord
A Motherfucking Dragon by Cambrian Beckett reviews
A Self-Insert fic, in which I find myself in the body of Drogon just as he's about ready to break free of his shell. Poor Daenerys, stuck with a perverse little fucker like me. Fair Warning, the Mature Rating will be well-earned.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,299 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 5,170 - Updated: 2/14/2021 - Published: 10/28/2017 - Daenerys T., Dragons - Complete
Confession by YaNichya
Another gratuitous smut, this time awkwardly involving "catholicism" even though it makes no sense just because i want to see Zuko and Azula screwing in a church. WARNING: Everything in this fic is consensual, but Azula also describes her rape fantasies. Also, in real-life BDSM do NOT do it while drunk.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/10/2021 - [Azula, Zuko] - Complete
One Piece: Altered Tides by soundestguitar reviews
What if the time and space between Luffy and Robin was just a little bit closer together, and the two happened to meet at their young ages? Inspired by xox1melly1xox's fan comic, 'Parallel'. Enjoy! :)
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,747 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 1,475 - Updated: 2/10/2021 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Luffy, Robin
Superior Nii-San Sasuke by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
If Naruto did have a Sharingan, that makes him family. And Sasuke takes care of his family... Much to Naruto's chagrin. Not your usual Bloodline!Naruto story. One shot, crackfic. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/31/2021 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Friendship and Magic by Aiashi reviews
This is a Self Insert. He's a bit of a grouch and doesn't like people, but he also hasn't had any friends for a while so he might be willing to give it another go. He's never seen Harry Potter or read the books. But it's a children's series, so it'll probably be fine. His name is Art. Artorius Caecilius Crouch, to be exact. But don't call him that or he'll get sort of annoyed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,696 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 1/23/2021 - Published: 3/14/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M., Neville L., OC
The Spider by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 98 - Words: 818,034 - Reviews: 19365 - Favs: 16,685 - Follows: 16,781 - Updated: 1/17/2021 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Thunderbolt & Lightning by CrowKrowQrow reviews
A Self-Insert as One Piece's most megalomaniac non-Celestial Dragon character, everyone's favorite God, Enel. Beginning 10 years before the start of canon and 10 minutes before what would've been the destruction of Birka.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,557 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 1/16/2021 - Published: 8/29/2020 - Enel, Gan Fall, Urouge, Wyper
The Power of Sha-Sam by The Siege Perilous reviews
A sequel to Lightning Strikes Twice. Lincoln runs into some trouble at the comic book store. Fortunately, Sam is around to give him a helping hand. And then some.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/14/2021 - [Lincoln L., Sam] - Complete
Insider Trading by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
AKA: Still not a good person. It's really sad when the only hope left for the dying world is the son of the man who did the most to destroy it. (Time Travel fix-it... sorta.)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 1/1/2021 - Published: 5/8/2020 - Cloud S., Rufus, President S., Zack F.
Professor Arc II: Headmaster Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 561,047 - Reviews: 9563 - Favs: 5,649 - Follows: 5,250 - Updated: 12/31/2020 - Published: 2/28/2019 - Jaune A. - Complete
A Song of Magic and Chakra by WolfBlade117 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki has endured quite a lot in his life, though even he had to admit that losing his entire world was unexpected. Finding a home in the frozen land of the North, he decides to take a vacation. But there are always people who lust for power and forces that refuse to be controlled. Whether they stand in shadow, fire, or ice, he'll be ready for anything.
Crossover - Naruto & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,493 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 5,317 - Updated: 12/27/2020 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U.
The Kenobi Scandal by AppoApples reviews
One moment they are speeding on their way to Mos Eisley, only to be hit by a Force instigated sandstorm and the next thing Ben Kenobi knows Luke can't find the droids. What's a Jedi to do when he finds himself back before the fall of the Republic? Come up with a cover story more scandalous than time travel: Luke, this is Anakin Skywalker. Anakin, this is my son, Luke Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,160 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,531 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 8/11/2020 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Lightning Strikes Twice by The Siege Perilous reviews
A sequel to my previous one-shot, Electrifying. Lynn's double life grows a little more complicated when her secret identity (among other things) is exposed. Also a one-shot.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/22/2020 - [Lincoln L., Lynn L., Lucy L.] - Complete
Electrifying by The Siege Perilous reviews
Lynn Loud is the World's Mightiest Mortal. But she's also a teenage girl, and sometimes she needs a little attention from her boyfriend. Oneshot
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/9/2020 - [Lynn L., Lincoln L.] - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by DragonlordRynn reviews
Chris Redfield was to head into Africa to check up on information regarding a known weapon trafficker. Only the BSAA decided to give him a partner on this one. Skinny guy called Alex, on loan from Blackwatch. Looks can be deceiving, and sometimes Bioweapons are your best friends.
Crossover - Resident Evil & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,697 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/8/2020 - Published: 10/31/2019 - Chris R., Sheva A., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
The Waifu Scrolls: Skyrim by Dis Lexic reviews
After getting Isekaied into Skyrim, I thought I knew what I was in for. Slay Alduin, save the world, not hard and I already knew the game like the back of my hand. However, there are two problems with that line of thought. Number one, reality doesn't act like a video game and number two, Alduin won't stop following me around!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,253 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 10/31/2020 - Published: 9/3/2020 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Alduin, Odahviing, Paarthurnax]
Deviant Desires by Flagg1991 reviews
Sam and Luna now live together in the city and Lincoln attends college a few miles away. When he agrees to spend his spring break with them, Sam notices that Luna is excited...maybe a little too excited. Realizing she likes the idea of Lincoln and Luna together, Sam hatches a plan to make it happen. [Commission] (Cover by MedullaMind)
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,028 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 12/29/2019 - Lincoln L., Luna L., Sam
Aces Wild: Power Trio by The Siege Perilous reviews
Several months after the events of Aces Wild, Lincoln prepares for his next great challenge. A date with Sam and Luna. An Acesverse story.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/9/2020 - [Lincoln L., Luna L., Sam] - Complete
Mind Flip by TexasBean reviews
After his fight with Ichigo in Hueco Mundo, Ulquiorra is dissolving. Meanwhile, a five-year-old Harry is being punished, and has a bout of accidental magic. The Espada wakes up in a strange room, and he learns that he now resides in the mind of Harry Potter. Their odd coexistence begins, and no-one is prepared for Harry to have a hidden ally. Voldemort will know true despair.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,600 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 10/7/2020 - Published: 4/25/2018
Ship-Shape by The Siege Perilous reviews
A collection of drabbles about Lincoln helping his sisters get into shape. Loudcest.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/2/2020 - Published: 7/3/2020 - Lincoln L.
Overlord: Account Upgrade by SonFamily4Life reviews
YGGDRASIL offered many purchases to player accounts on the online store, one of those was a 'Verified Adult' package. Originally promoted as a "more mature, complete role-playing experience", Satoru Suzuki must now deal with a libido as an undead. Along with a more confident and less naive Ainz at the helm, how might Nazarick's story change? AU/Canon divergent. Reviews welcome!
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,642 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 10/1/2020 - Published: 3/13/2019 - [Ainz, Albedo, Shalltear B.]
Voidborn(e) by RadiantVoid reviews
Void given form. Void given focus. The Radiance, witnessing the inevitable ascent of her ancient enemy in Godhome, attempts a final, desperate gamble, casting the Knight through a dream gate to a far different universe. Which universe ? She may not know, but it does not matter. So long as they are gone, they can no longer trouble her. But they can definitively trouble Shepard.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Hollow Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,655 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 9/21/2020 - Published: 7/20/2020 - Complete
You Got To Be Kirin Me by Fatalis0217 reviews
Someone dying in the real world, and now reincarnated as one of the most mysterious Elder Dragons in the entire Franchise. SI-OC/Kirin. Self-insert. Rated T for now. Reviews pls.
Monster Hunter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,901 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 9/15/2020 - Published: 5/22/2019
Screw the Rebellion, I want Cookies by DWAR reviews
We've all read stories where a fan gets transported into the movies/books they love, and use their knowledge of the plot to change things for the better. Well, this story is similar. Only thing is...this fan DOES NOT support the Rebellion, and is willing to do all that he can to ensure the supremacy of the Sith and the Galactic Empire.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,070 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 3,021 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 11/9/2016 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Grand Moff Tarkin, OC - Complete
Play it again, Ash by MrWriterWriter reviews
When Arceus reunites Ash with his missing piece, his adventure's off to a new - and interesting - start. Ash/Multi, Aura/More Badass/Ash.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,897 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 2,202 - Updated: 9/4/2020 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Goddess of Death by CDR. Grae reviews
The Goddess of Death in the MCU and Norse myths, now replaced by a mortal girl from Earth who's just trying her best to survive in a war-torn universe. ... In which Hela being a big sister changes everything. (Self-insert/OC, Kind!Hela, Big Sister!Hela, Rebirth)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,298 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 3,133 - Updated: 9/1/2020 - Published: 6/29/2018 - Thor, Loki, Hela, OC
World of Whatcraft by Umodin reviews
Life is a funny thing. Sometimes it does right by you, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it throws you such a ridiculous curve ball that you wake up as a baby trash mob in a land where honest conversation is something the locals think to be a food group. Why must life be so cruel? OC-Self Insert
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,399 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 8/23/2020 - Published: 9/16/2016 - OC
Explosions, Fire, Ice and Determination by Ark19 reviews
Izuku Midoriya life may not have been easy been quirkless, but it wasn't so hard since Kacchan has always been by his side. Now the door of dreams was opened thanks to All Might and Izuku will have the chance to be a hero. So long as his nerves don't end up killing him with the attitude of his longest friend. Fem Bakugou, Fem Todoroki. You were warned!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,121 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 8/12/2020 - Published: 8/30/2018 - Izuku M., Toshinori Y./All Might, Katsuki B., Shouto T.
The Black Tapes by TimelessTears reviews
While cleaning up after the raid on the 11th ward, the CCG discovers several video tapes in a blood splattered room with a checkered floor. A small tale on how Eyepatch became the first ghoul the CCG listed with a 'Do Not Kill' next to his name. M for graphic descriptions of torture. Gen. No pairings.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,535 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 8/9/2020 - Published: 1/29/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Amon K., Hide - Complete
An Empire of Dragons by Soleneus reviews
A wise Dragon once said that all dragons have the desire to destroy, to dominate, and the Dragonborn is no different. And this Dragonborn has his eyes set on more than just 'The Hero of Skyrim.' He has the desire, the will, the power, and the potential to reach even greater heights...Like Tiber Septim before him. Now, he only has to get there...and find companions to join him.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,659 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 8/8/2020 - Published: 12/31/2018 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Daddy Won't You Please Come Home? by NeonZangetsu reviews
Rapture. A forgotten, forsaken world beneath the waves. Long has it existed. Long has it toiled. Stolen from the world of the surface and cast into the sea, a forgotten shinobi struggles to find his sanity, his place in the maddened world. Will he return to the surface world, or is he doomed to languish in the dank, dark, splicer filled corridors of rapture? NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,108 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,517 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 8/5/2020 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Hidden Inhumanity by ShadowedAuthor reviews
Sequel to Silent Humanity – Into his second year in a strange world, Gaara struggles more than ever to maintain his sanity and wellbeing. The dangers are mounting all around, both to and from the displaced Jinchūriki.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 198,112 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 7/27/2020 - Published: 4/3/2017 - Gaara
See Other Universes! in a Screen! by TeenGamer21 reviews
Class 1-A has been invited by Hatsume to watch other universes, how could this go wrong? The subject of the matter of course is out protagonist Izuku Midoriya. Enjoy!
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 43 - Words: 110,460 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 2,601 - Follows: 2,637 - Updated: 7/22/2020 - Published: 7/20/2018
I Am Mr Five by Sir Lucifer Morningstar reviews
In one world, a villain whose powers should have made him a renowned world terrorist fades into obscurity after suffering defeat by the Straw Hats. In this world, someone else takes the reins earlier and brings about an age of pirates that has absolutely nothing to do with adventure and nakamaship. "Rape. Pillage. Burn. T'is a pirate's life for me, savvy?" SI-OC as Mr. Five.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,757 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 4,179 - Follows: 4,627 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 1/10/2019 - Vivi, OC, Miss Valentine, Mr. 5
Dinner at Hooters by Threebranch reviews
On their way back home from an Ace Savvy convention, Lincoln and Clyde decide to stop by a Hooters. What could possibly go wrong?
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2020 - Clyde, Lincoln L. - Complete
Playing Our Roles by The Grim Blade reviews
Something unexpected happened to me. I'm stuck inside the body of the (future) greatest thief in Vale, with the power of The Gamer given to me for some unknown reason. All in all, it could be worse. For now I have given myself a mission, actually being the greatest thief in Vale! I also need to screw over Cinder, save Pyrrha and Penny, and not end up dead in the process.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 172,297 - Reviews: 2928 - Favs: 8,021 - Follows: 9,373 - Updated: 6/29/2020 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Roman T., OC, Neo
The Chthonologist by AkumaKami64 reviews
Grim Junior had been jealous of his sister; there was no question in that. However, instead of brooding over it, Junior has found his own calling to pursue until he takes the throne. After all, who better to study and know all the races and realms of the underworld than the future Death? Pairing undecided for now. Mythologies and possible Xovers. Smart/Grey/Detached Junior.
Grim Tales - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/21/2020 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Junior/Grim Jr.
Like Mother, Like Daughter by SeductiveSerpent reviews
[A rewrite/fusion of two old stories "A Mother's Sexual Love" & "Creamy Vanilla"] Vanilla was one of the most perverse futanari prostitutes to work in Midnight Babylon. However when her daughter shows interest in joining the "family business", she comes out of retirement in order to give her a proper "initiation"... (Warning: Futanari, Bondage, Incest, & Loli.)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,516 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/6/2020 - Cream/Cheese, Vanilla, Bunnie-Rabbot, Carrotia the Rabbit - Complete
Garden of Everything by Moriyasha Neko-hime reviews
Any one of them could have stood up and said, 'No! We won't behave like animals anymore' What if someone had saved Lisa that terrible day? What if that someone had been the last of the Belmont clan? What if Trevor is now the special guest to the Tepes home for his gallant rescue? Fate is changed.
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/5/2020 - Alucard, Sypha B., Trevor B.
Overlord of Death by AkumaKami64 reviews
Grim Senior put up with a lot of crap in his unlife. But his son, Junior, introduced him to the stress relieving world of Yggdrasil, where he led the greatest guild in the game as Momonga. When the servers were to shut down, sad as it was, he finds his avatar is real, as is the entire Tomb of Nazarick, and a whole new world is waiting for him now. Epic, badass, dark Grim-is-Momonga
Crossover - Grim Tales & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,420 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 5/31/2020 - Published: 8/19/2016 - Grim
The Stars Revolt by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
A human joins the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville during Nightmare Moon's return. He thinks he's going to regret it. He's probably right.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/30/2020 - Published: 5/26/2020 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon
What's a Gungan? by mjimeyg reviews
A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,368 - Reviews: 1872 - Favs: 6,526 - Follows: 4,449 - Updated: 5/8/2020 - Published: 4/30/2020 - [Padmé Amidala, Harry P.] Yoda, Sirius B. - Complete
Been There, Blown That Up by GwendolynStacy reviews
After Loki's defeat and his fall from the portal, Tony starts preaching about a murderous purple titan out to get them in the depths of space. Wait. What? On the other side of the universe Nebula loses her cool approximately two seconds after laying eyes on Thanos and finds herself on a wild chase through the galaxy. Now, where exactly was that pathetic piece of rock Terra again?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,166 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 5/5/2020 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nebula - Complete
Mission's meeting with Lena by S Corsette reviews
Mission meets Lena and the two end up doing more than just talking. Contains: Futanari May the Fourth be with you
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/4/2020 - Mission V. - Complete
Ubi Amor, Ibi Dolor by Quatermass reviews
(Inspired by, with permission, deathbearABC123's "Harry Potter and the Berserker", based on my 'Misery Loves Company' and 'Casca's Soul Mate' challenges) Betrayal causes Harry to end up in an unfamiliar world, one where he meets a woman he had only known in his dreams. Joining Casca in the Band of the Hawk at the same time as Guts, Harry's fate becomes intertwined with theirs...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Berserk - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,014 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 4/28/2020 - Published: 8/10/2018 - [Harry P., Casca] Guts, Griffith - Complete
Green Eyed Beast by MrWriterWriter reviews
James and Sirius decide just trusting Dumbledore has its own flaws, so they decide to give Harry an edge up on the matter. The Hogwarts motto has never been more accurate. Parings to be determined. Rating may go up
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,284 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 3,185 - Follows: 3,982 - Updated: 4/22/2020 - Published: 2/26/2019 - Harry P.
Little Hero by Blizzaga Saga reviews
Ocarina of Time AU. Young Link must save Hyrule without going to the future and acquiring an adult body. Scared and weak, he fights for the women who are precious to him. Their intentions regarding him, however, are less pure.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,556 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 4/21/2020 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Link, Zelda, Malon, Saria
Heating Things Up by AberrantScript reviews
Five years in the future, Leni and Lincoln live together in an apartment as they support each other with studies and part time jobs. Everything is working out great for the couple, but they rarely get time just to themselves. But when they do, things really heat up.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/17/2020 - [Leni L., Lincoln L.] - Complete
Self-Indulgent Self-Insert by manic38920 reviews
Well, I died. Good news is, I get to choose where I go for the afterlife. So now I'm Momonga, but in a body capable of reproduction. Nice. Rated M for foul language, possible violence and sex. Lots of sex.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/8/2020 - Published: 3/12/2020
The Broken War by AkumaKami64 reviews
With Celestia and Luna having both fallen to madness and evil, warring against one another as Daybreak and Nightmare Moon, Discord brings Anarchy together in his chaotic Legions to take the fight to both of the sisters, headed by the Slave King himself, Sombra. It shall be a long and bloody war, one that might push even the Lord of Chaos to his limits. Sequel to The Broken Treaty
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/7/2020 - Published: 3/23/2020 - Discord, King Sombra, OC
The Children's War Record by Forlorn Story Teller reviews
A boy with ADHD had no place in war, but he was a pushover certain ambitious girl drag around as she please. After getting dragged to railway, another world with gun and magic, you'd think Alberich would wise up and stop Tanya from dragging him to Imperial army. "And that's why we should volunteer." She said, which kind of make sense to him but also kind of not. "Okay?" semi-SI
Youjo Senki: Saga of Tanya the Evil - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,800 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 4/5/2020 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Tanya, OC
Welcome to the Jungle by SoulessRobot reviews
Peter Quill had been away for Terra for a long time, after saving the galaxy twice and the mess that was Ego he figured he deserved a vacation to get his mind straight. Too bad when his friends dropped him off on Terra they left him on an island in the middle of the freakin' ocean. Or where Quill lies his way into a dangerous job position and somehow starts a dinosaur revolution.
Crossover - Jurassic Park & Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,005 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 2/18/2018 - Velociraptor, Claire, Indominus Rex, Peter Quill/Star-Lord
Raid Boss by dEBB987 reviews
A powerful Raid Boss appeared out of nowhere in Yggdrassil, wandering around the world instead of staying on a specified Dungeon. Rumors about his deadly power and merciless battles spread around the gamer community… and Harry? Well, he wasn't aware he was considered as "Raid Boss", nor that the world he had arrived at was considered a "Game". MOD!OP!Harry Game-Nazarik Real-Nazarik
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,664 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 5,445 - Follows: 6,261 - Updated: 4/3/2020 - Published: 8/20/2018 - Harry P., Ainz
The Broken Treaty by AkumaKami64 reviews
Instead of being defeated and turned to stone, Discord made peace with Equestria, opting to rule a land where condemn criminals and outcasts are banished to. But of course, all things are relative. After all, Discord's tyranny is benevolent compared to the warring Queens, Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/1/2020 - Published: 11/10/2019 - Princess Celestia, Discord, King Sombra - Complete
Unlucky Dovahkiin - How I Learned To Start Worrying And Hate My Fate by Some Random Shitty Rambler reviews
Kneeling at the executioner's block, about to be killed by his own people for the crime of being in the wrong place at the wrong time, Marius was starting to question his fate. This viewpoint was really not helped when the first Dragon seen in Tamriel in eons came down and almost burned him. Slow silly story with terribly-executed Dovahkiin/Harem, finally completed.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 285,747 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 3/29/2020 - Published: 3/29/2018 - Alduin, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Serana - Complete
Two for All by MrWriterWriter reviews
Growing up, Izuku would have had a great deal of problems...if not for a close friend who always had his back, even if he was a little Quirky. Badass/Symbiote!Izuku. Possible Harem. (Note: Eddie Brock himself is not in this story)
Crossover - Spider-Man & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,068 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 2,200 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 3/25/2020 - Published: 8/29/2019
Ask A Baka by Zancrowe reviews
{Akihisa / Minami} It's time for the tests at the Academy; and you are the one who will ask the questions! Ask any of our protagonists, antagonists, whatever anything you want and they'll answer if they wish to pass the grade! [ft. Yuuji/Shouko; Hide/Yuuko; Kouta/Aiko; #1/#8] ((END: "Learning Opportunities"))
Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,642 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/22/2020 - Published: 4/17/2012 - [Akihisa Yoshii, Minami Shimada] [Hideyoshi K., Yuuko Kinoshita] - Complete
Stick 'em with the pointy end by TyrantChimera reviews
No one's really sure what's going on. They're all tonberries for one. In the past, for another. And no one's really sure why either of those things had to be. But they're going to make the most of it. And if they all delight in people screaming and running, because hey, tonberries, well... no one said you couldn't have fun while saving the world. Oneshot, time travel AU, crack?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/21/2020 - Complete
Out Of The Shadow - A Midna SI (The Legend of Zelda : Twilight Princes by Zero Suit Violet reviews
The Mirror of Twilight was a misterious and ancient artifact, but who's to say that even something created by the gods can't malfuctions? Dimension Traveling is something rather tricky, and an error in travels will cause a giant butterfly effect when a girl suddenly get her soul swapped with the one and only Twilight Princess, Midna.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/4/2020 - Published: 6/6/2019 - Link, Midna, OC
Ace Cream by Zeobide274 reviews
When Lincoln is down in the dumps because of another Sister Fight Protocol, can a chance encounter with a certain teal streaked blonde help turn his frown upside down? read and find out. SamXLincolnXBecky. Art is by Jump Jump. Lemons.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,797 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/29/2020 - Published: 1/20/2020 - Lincoln L., Sam, Becky - Complete
White by Melkor's Mercy reviews
What if Rukia had never shown up and given Ichigo Shinigami powers? What if the hollow killed him instead? How would this affect Aizen's plans of betrayal? Ichigo finds himself eaten by a hollow shortly after death and awakens within the desolate realm of Hueco Mundo as a Gillian. With only fragmented memories of his past life, he struggles to achieve purpose. Ichigo/harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 323,307 - Reviews: 4398 - Favs: 9,666 - Follows: 10,006 - Updated: 2/27/2020 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel, Apacci, Menoly
Aces Wild by The Siege Perilous reviews
Shipping is all fun and games until it involves your fictional alter ego. A story about love, comic books, and a strange blonde girl who takes it all way too seriously. Loudcest. Has a tvtropes page.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 112,652 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/19/2020 - Published: 3/27/2019 - [Lincoln L., Sam, The Loud Sisters] - Complete
Leon, but with Knife Arms by SwampDoggo reviews
Due to Ganado error, Leon was injected with a mutated version of la Plaga. He's not happy with it, but he's still got a job to do, and hey, when life gives you lemons... wreak havoc on a small European island?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2020 - Leon S. K., Ada W., Ashley G., B. Mendez - Complete
No Barrier by Whimfu1 reviews
After the discovery of Lucy's secret poetry book, the house is confront by dark desires of which could rip them to shreds... Well, that is if everyone wasn't 100% okay with it. No seriously, no one is against it.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/9/2020 - Lisa L., Lola L., Lori L., Lucy L. - Complete
Aces Wild: Nightie Knight by The Siege Perilous reviews
Sir Lincoln, brave and noble knight of House Loud, meets with his lady for a midnight rendezvous. One-shot. An Acesverse story.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2020 - Lincoln L., Sam - Complete
The Avatar Makes Three by AvocadoLove reviews
The end of the war was within reach when disaster struck: Avatar Aang lost his life while energy-bending Ozai. But out of the darkness came one last chance at hope, because the Avatar spirit was reborn… in Aang's instructors. Featuring time travel, meta snarking, and Avatar Zuko, Avatar Katara, and Avatar Toph deciding to screw the rules and end the war their way.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,922 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 2/2/2020 - Published: 11/16/2018
The Ghost of Dirtmouth by qmzr reviews
The knight is a king, vessel, and the vanquisher of the vengeful old light. After the purpose of their creation was fulfilled, they possessed nearly free reign over the kingdom. However, there's nothing more like home than the old, run-down town above the crossroads. (Aka the knight tries to repopulate Dirtmouth with the remaining survivors after the dream no more ending)
Hollow Knight - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,018 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/13/2020 - Published: 4/18/2019
A Villain's Happily Ever After (Vol 1) by DWAR reviews
We all read stories where a fan is transported into the world of his greatest heroes and helps out the good guys. Well this is almost the same, except one Disney fan prefers to help out the villains of the Disney Universe (as well as other villains who are not associated with Disney XD)
Disney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,183 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 1/8/2020 - Published: 6/26/2017 - Complete
Nap Time by Zeobide274 reviews
One-Shot. Lincoln has a whole day prepared to go exploring some nearby woods but Clyde has to cancel last minute. And when only one of his sisters wants to join him, Linc gets help from a friend in order to something just as enjoyable. Implied Samcoln.
Loud House - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2020 - Lincoln L., Sam - Complete
The Green Haired Warden (Redux) by iamgoku reviews
What happens when our favorite green-haired hero finds himself attending Hachimitsu Academy? Why girls fall for him of course! Can Izuku navigate the perils of highschool life while juggling multiple girls affection? (Izuku x Harem. Rated M for Language, lewd moments and future Lemons/limes.) (Adopted from Bug Catcher)
Crossover - My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア & Prison School/監獄学園 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,409 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 337 - Published: 1/2/2020 - Izuku M., Ochako U., Mari K., Meiko S.
Mile High by Thirst4Chicken reviews
The members of Team Avatar find a way to keep themselves entertained while riding Appa. PWP, shameless smut, group sex. Contains brother/sister incest. Don't like, don't read.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/26/2019 - Published: 2/20/2019 - Aang, Sokka, Katara, Toph - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by Lucicelo reviews
After centuries of self isolation, Chase Young decides to attend the annual Villain Gala. He met the infamous and saw some new villains in the roster. What he didn't expect was to find out that a familiar face was a descendant of one of the immortals.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2019 - Published: 6/26/2019 - Jack, Chase, OC - Complete
Chronicler of Christmas by PaperGirlInAPaperTown reviews
When Tooth realises that this holiday season could be Jack's first spent with anyone in 300 years, it is decided: she needs to find him a Christmas present. But it can't just be any present. It needs to be perfect. If only perfection were so easy to wrap—and easier to find.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/22/2019 - [Jack Frost, Tooth] Baby Tooth - Complete
All's fair in Love and War by Umodin reviews
Were it not for the compulsions placed onto him over these past decades, Hercules would never have known that his mind was being played with. But he did, and so upon facing Kratos in that dreaded amphitheater at the behest of Hera, a different scenario came about.
God of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/21/2019 - Complete
Stuffing Lori's Stocking by AberrantScript reviews
For five nights in a row, Leni and Lincoln have kept Lori awake with their nighttime activities, and she's finally had enough. Frustrated about everything, Lori challenges Leni to prove that Lincoln is a good lover and she's not just faking it! Leni agrees, but only if Lori is willing to put all of her sweets on the line.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 62 - Published: 12/14/2019 - [Lincoln L., Lori L., Leni L.] - Complete
The Smartest Pickle by dragoncaller45 reviews
In which death comes much too swift, hunters are put into their true perspective, and Kevin just wanted to live quietly. Not live as a Pickle. Si/Oc!Deviljho("Poison" Is a character, Deviljho isn't o.o) Warning: Descriptive fighting, death, and devouring of prey. MA. Cover image by the incredibly talented Rookshock
Monster Hunter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/3/2019 - Published: 3/24/2018
Spirit Police by Monkeybandit2 reviews
He never really wondered about space... Then again he never really wondered about the afterlife either.
Crossover - Bleach & Tenchi Muyo GPX - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,503 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Ichigo K., Amane K., Kiriko M., Ryoko B.
Ara Ara Arc by Mallobaude reviews
Jaune hadn't thought that a mission escorting children to school could be fun, exciting, or rewarding. He was about to find out just how wrong he was. Spoilers for Volume 7 Episode 5 inside. Cover art by Eunnieverse.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 580 - Published: 11/30/2019 - Jaune A. - Complete
A Pair of Big Stacks by AberrantScript reviews
Unofficial official fanmade chapter 31.1 to "Aces Wild" by Siege Peril. Lincoln finds himself at ground zero when two breathtakingly beautiful blondes are transformed into giantesses and fight each other over who gets him, turning the city into rubble.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/19/2019 - [Carol P., Lincoln L., Sam] Lynn L. - Complete
Walked in on by Whimfu1 reviews
Arriving home from band practice, Luna goes upstairs and spots her brother's door is open. Unaware of what's happening inside, she enters the room to find Lincoln preoccupied. Curiosity peaked, she moves closer to find out what he's up to.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Leni L., Lincoln L., Lucy L., Luna L. - Complete
Successful Siblings Sunbathing Session by AberrantScript reviews
Unofficial official fanmade chapter 30.1 to "Aces Wild" by Siege Peril. Featuring the gorgeously seductive Sam, her reluctant girlfriend, Luna, and the dense but very adorable Lincoln as their little brother. The three go into the backyard where they end up having a very successful siblings sunbathing session.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/14/2019 - [Sam, Luna L., Lincoln L.] - Complete
Loud, Louder, Loudest by The Swordslinger reviews
Commission: What happens when Naruto is adopted at a young age by the Loud clan? What happens when he takes the role of older, protective brother to big points? What happens when his stepsisters develop feelings for him? I make this fic and go nuts with it.
Crossover - Naruto & Loud House - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,196 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 11/2/2019 - Published: 3/7/2019 - [Naruto U., Leni L., Lori L., Luna L.]
In A Tight Spot by Nostalgiah reviews
Lincoln and Luan end up hiding in a closet during a Halloween party to avoid getting in trouble which leads to something more, and candy isn't the only treat these two are going to be receiving. [Dedicated to Flagg] (ONESHOT)
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/31/2019 - Lincoln L., Luan L. - Complete
From Monster to Hero by meteorflame reviews
Garou's life ended without his achieving his goals as a monster. But right before he dies, he is reminded, that perhaps that was never his true dream at all. One doesn't always get a second chance, but after his death, he is transported to another world. One in dire need... of a true hero. [OP Garou. Contains spoilers from webcomic. ]
Crossover - RWBY & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/30/2019 - [Team RWBY, Garou]
Can't Help Falling In Love (With You, And You, And You) by GwendolynStacy reviews
"You're not honeymooners, are you?" Peter almost dropped his tool bag. "W-What! I– Uh–" "You caught us," Drax deadpanned. Peter tried desperately not to choke on his own spit. "We are indeed on our honeymoon. Because we are in love, and married." Or: The 100% platonic Guardians of the Galaxy fake-dating AU.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/30/2019 - Drax, Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R. - Complete
Just Passing Through by Klltsun25 reviews
Alex wakes up in an unfamiliar place, and first thing he meets is a talking flower of all things.
Crossover - Prototype & Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/29/2019 - Alex M./Zeus, Asgore D., Flowey, Toriel - Complete
Cheating at Pai Sho by MuffinLance reviews
"You said you were the Avatar!" "...I lied?" Aang doesn't get rescued in episode two, and no one's seen him go glowy yet... so he starts bluffing. Hard. Or: "The Avatar joins Zuko's quest to find the Avatar." In which Zuko doesn't join the Gaang, the Gaang joins Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,112 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 10/21/2019 - Published: 6/15/2019 - Aang, Zuko
That Good by Whimfu1 reviews
Stella finds herself in precarious situation after Jordan asks for her friend's, Lincoln Loud's, number. The reason, according to the high school graduate, is that she recently had a very eventful reunion with the white haired man. Intrigued by the story, Stella goes to find out for herself if the rumor was true.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/21/2019 - Lincoln L., Stella, Girl Jordan - Complete
Brother, My Brother by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Genesis is less than happy being woken up at "ridiculous o'clock". However nothing could prepare him for the news he had a younger brother! Not that Genesis is complaining. Harry is a snarky, hilarious runt who provides never ending amusement and chaos that insures boredom will never be an issue again. Now they just have to deal with that pesky "destiny" of his...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,369 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 2,091 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 8/23/2019 - Harry P., Genesis R.
Royal Summons by GrimGrave reviews
Commissioned anonymously. Zelda and Link are happily married and expecting a child, but Zelda wants to further explore their bedroom horizons. And so she proposes an idea to her husband that involves a certain rancher... rated M for strong Adult themes. NotSafeForWork.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/9/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - [Zelda, Link, Malon] - Complete
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Tremor230 Style by Tremor230 reviews
Getting Beta'd by Reclusive Dork. Born by the collaboration of Tremor230 and Phoenix Warehouse Productions whose story "Letter to a Hero" acts as a prologue, story used with the permission of Phoenix Warehouse Productions. This is a re-visitation of Twilight Princess with the most unpredictable knucklehead ninja in place of the ever mute Link. M-Rated, AU, OOC, semi-serious fic.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 248,117 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 10/6/2019 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Midna, Ilia, Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Spoils of War by sinfulnature1123 reviews
Anonymously requested. AU, Azula has defeated her brother and helped her father win the war, and now it's time for her to test out her new prize. Contains: D-girl, harem, oral, anal, toys.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Katara, Suki, Toph, Azula
Pack by mjimeyg reviews
A portkey accident lands Harry at the feet of something more terrifying than a dragon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 97,331 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 4,576 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 9/28/2019 - Published: 9/19/2019 - [Harry P., Lex M.] J. Hammond - Complete
A Lemur's Tail by BrusselsSprout reviews
Zuko wakes up to find himself next to a snoring Avatar and his Water Tribe companions. The perfect opportunity in the wrong body. This is the story of Zuko kind of body-jumping into joining the Gaang. Book 1 AU, Zuko-Momo body-swap.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/19/2019 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara
Orihime's punishment by S Corsette reviews
Lolly and Menoly decide to dish out a special punishment for orihime. Contains futanari
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/19/2019 - Orihime I., Apacci, Menoly - Complete
A Mysterious Collection of Warframe Lemons by MysteriousChallenger reviews
An odd collection of Warframe lemons that will include different pairings of Warframes. From Futa to vanilla to infested, there is something for everyone inside this collection. Requests are accepted through reviews and PMs are most quickly checked if they are PMs. Sadly, will now be updater sporadically instead of every week. Really sucks but I won't stop writing.
Warframe - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 128,740 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 8/21/2017
A Change in Demeanor by Darr.Danelli reviews
Because a fangirl's mind is a very scary thing. Who can say how much (or how little) is enough to change it. Then again, maybe "change" isn't the right word for it. "Flipped around" sounds about right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/7/2019 - Published: 9/5/2019 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.]
Trial by Fire by sakurademonalchemist reviews
He was so done with this nonsense. However fate, it seemed, was not done with him. Reborn as Portagas D. Ace, lost son of the Pirate King himself, he is determined to live life HIS way for a change. Especially if it means protecting his loved ones properly this time, like his baby brother Luffy. The World Government has no idea who they're messing with.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,609 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 4,646 - Follows: 4,660 - Updated: 9/6/2019 - Published: 7/3/2019 - Harry P., Luffy, Ace
Straight line by Zalaine reviews
In the IZ movie, the Tallests are very admant on going in a straight line, ever wondered why ?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2019 - Red, Purple - Complete
The Nazarick Empire by Currant reviews
AU - Instead of being an undead, Suzuki had become a red-haired demon in Yggdrasil. He also played an ancient game from the past known as civilisation, gaining the desire to create an empire. This desire turns into an ambition that Ainz will fulfill in the new world. Harem. Lemons a bit later in story.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 74,783 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 9/4/2019 - Published: 1/2/2019 - [Ainz, Albedo, Narberal G., Lupusregina B.]
Loud Bot by Whimfu1 reviews
After Lisa notices how down trodden her family is, she creates an android boy to fill the void of the family. While meant to be a servant and playmate, several girls feel like the robot has developed feelings for them. With the new inclusion to the family, what will change in the Loud House. Lincoln Robot AU.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,553 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 9/3/2019 - Published: 2/2/2019 - Lincoln L., Lisa L., Lori L., Lucy L. - Complete
In Cest We Trust by Whimfu1 reviews
President Lincoln Loud has forgone choosing a First Lady during his first year as Commander in Chief of the United States of America. Pressured by the public, he tries to enlist a sister as laws allow but it is misinterpreted as him wanting to marry one of them. With First Lady fever sweeping the nation, how will the President get out of the worldwide misunderstanding?
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/22/2019 - Published: 1/26/2019 - Lana L., Lincoln L., Lola L., Lucy L. - Complete
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2508 - Favs: 7,055 - Follows: 7,445 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Playing with Brendan by sinfulnature1123 reviews
A patron requested oneshot. Brendan finds himself in a rather strange situation after losing a battle to a hex maniac and fairy tale girl. (Contains age regression, shota, Lolita, straight.)
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/17/2019 - Complete
It Just Kinda Happened by Whimfu1 reviews
When Leni let's a dark secret escape, Lori is forced to call a emergency sister meeting. There, her story turns out to be only one of many as the other Loud sisters tell their own tale. But through it all, one phrase prevails in all of them: it just kinda happened.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Lana L., Leni L., Lincoln L., Lori L. - Complete
Mother's Beautiful Pet Daughters by Starkiller141 reviews
Ragyo Kiryuin is a loving mother, though not in the traditional sense. Her daughters were happy and she was happy, isn't that all that really matters? LEMON
Crossover - Kill la Kill/ キルラキル & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/25/2019 - Published: 3/4/2018 - [Satsuki K., Ragyo K., Ryuko M.] Erza S. - Complete
Jaune's Schneecret Admirer by Mallobaude reviews
Weiss was a responsible and careful girl. It wasn't like her to forget her school supplies in the classroom when she left. When Yang came upon her notebook lying on the desk, she figured it was an easy way to copy some of her friend's notes. She never could have fathomed what would lie in its pages, nor who it would be about. Cover art by Constable Paperbag.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 497 - Published: 7/17/2019 - [Jaune A., Weiss S.] Yang X.L. - Complete
Battle Ready Armor by nneefa
It was more than apparent that Omi didn't get the memo about her clothes, because there he was, practicing 'Spider Doing Hokey Pokey' in front of the mirror. In her bra.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2019 - Omi, Clay, Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
Godsfall by Shurpuff reviews
Momonga left. The denizens of Nazarick grew mad with despair, and spread death and desolation into the New World. Twenty years later, humanity is on the verge of extinction. Into this hopeless situation, six heroes will rise. They are the Supreme Beings, players brought here from Yggdrasil Mk.2. What will Momonga and his friends see, in this twisted world remade by their children?
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,987 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 2,293 - Updated: 7/2/2019 - Published: 6/6/2016 - Ainz
The Sea Witch by ThePearTree reviews
Mature Warning: Ursula hid a clause in Ariel's contract. Getting a kiss in those three days is going to be much harder as she will be frequently...occupied. Features a certain pear-shaped, blue-skinned character.
Little Mermaid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/20/2019 - Published: 4/22/2019 - Ariel, Ursula
Age Gap by Whimfu1 reviews
Overhearing a phone call about Lincoln's secret girlfriend a fight ensues warranting said girl to finally make an appearance. To everyone's surprise the girl in question is much older than expected and a hottie at that! How did this "woman" end up dating the only boy of the family? [Lincoln x Thicc QT]
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,454 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 6/18/2019 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Lincoln L., Lori L., Cristina - Complete
MLP: Element of Craziness by Eternal4Ever reviews
Okay, here's the thing, I'm a brony and was suddenly thrown into the MLP world. Didn't question it nor give a damn, all I knew is that I was in for a ride! Why do I sound happy? Because why the fuck not! Friendship is going to taste my madness! After all, I'm a Bandicoot! Also, OcXHarem! NICE! And I'm still human, like everyone else... DOUBLE NICE!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,683 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 6/15/2019 - Published: 11/2/2017 - OC, Twilight Sparkle, Trixie, Sunset Shimmer
The Avengers Watch Infinity War by WishingForMyHogwartsLetter reviews
The Avengers (and Shuri) get teleported to a small theater where they are forced to watch a movie of their future. I left out Strange, Thor, Banner, and the Guardians because that would be too many characters.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,972 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 2,334 - Follows: 2,369 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 11/14/2018
SONGSTRESS' CALL by breakbeatTF reviews
A man reduced to nothing is selected by a queen for the chance of a lifetime. Marissa TF oneshot.
Hollow Knight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2019 - Complete
Those Kids by Whimfu1 reviews
On his way home, Lincoln is blindsided by a disheveled, blonde teen who resembles his oldest sister, Lori. Upon taking her home, he is surprised when this girl claims to be his daughter from the future. With no clue where she has come from or how to return her, it's up to Lisa to find a way for her, and the others who follow, to get back home.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,284 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/29/2019 - Published: 4/27/2019 - Lincoln L., Lisa L., OC - Complete
The Night Unfurls (UNDERGOING REVISION) by StaffSergeant reviews
The Hunt begins again. Leaving Yharnam to its fate, the Good Hunter finds himself in the war torn country of Eostia. Tasked with ending the war, he joins the Black Dog Mercenaries as they launch an assault on the Black Fortress of Olga Discordia. If only he knew how complicated his life was going to become.
Crossover - Bloodborne & Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 205,558 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 2,672 - Updated: 5/28/2019 - Published: 7/26/2017 - The Hunter, Plain Doll, Origa D, Cellestine L - Complete
Shadow of the Night by Superbun reviews
'I'm sorry,' The last Night Fury thought, looking down at the boy beneath her. 'I don't even know your name, and I'm going to tear you away from your tribe and place the last hopes of an entire race on your wings.' - What if Hiccup was transformed into a Night Fury and then left to fend for himself? - Dragon!Hiccup and Female!Toothless - Sequel out now!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,655 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 5/17/2019 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Stormfly - Complete
Supreme Beings of Nazarick by Wacko12 reviews
Fate is constantly changing. You never know what might happen. What if on the last day of YGGDRASIL, instead of being alone, Momonga was joined by some of his comrades. Now in a new world and surrounded by loyal servants and enemies, the members of Ainz Ooal Gown shall once again show everyone their power.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,621 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/12/2019 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Ainz, Touch Me, Ulbert Alain Odle, Tabula Smaragdina
The Third Task with a Twist by Ryong Storm reviews
Harry/Fleur. AU. Crack fic. Harry is prone to accidents. When magic, accidents and Harry's unique Luck get mixes together… well results can be pretty amusing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 77 - Published: 5/6/2019 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Secrets of the Maidens by Hazuzu reviews
Firekeepers, Dolls, all who care for the heroes of their world must uphold their duty without complaint. What do they do when they need some TLC?
Crossover - Dark Souls & Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/4/2019 - Shanalotte, Firekeeper, Plain Doll - Complete
Three Wise Men by AkumaKami64 reviews
Three magic casters of unfathomable power enter the New World with Nazarick when, instead of Herohero, Tabula Smaragdina and Ulbert Alain Odle return for the end of Yggdrasil. More importantly, they can keep Albedo and Demiurge in line between terrorizing the human countries and searching for a way to get Momonga laid. Equal parts comedy and serious.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 4/19/2019 - Published: 1/31/2019 - Ainz, Ulbert Alain Odle, Tabula Smaragdina
Hashtag Believing is Seeing by sakurademonalchemist reviews
His name is KingOfFrost, or just Fr05t for short. He's a legendary hacker who dominates the online MMO's...and he's not even human. Jack Frost, the spirit of Winter, decides to do something about the lack of belief in him and picks up a laptop. However Jack is less than amused when the Guardians suddenly decide to call on him to deal with Pitch Black.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,305 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 1,913 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 4/18/2019 - Published: 4/15/2019 - Jack Frost
Immortal by LaughingLefou reviews
Jaune Arc hated dying. This is an odd state of being for one to state they hated, as dying happens only but once. Twice maybe if you're lucky. Then again, you aren't the universe's chew toy either... Jaune x Harem. Rated M for swearing, gore, sexual themes and terrible jokes.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,720 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 5,191 - Follows: 5,822 - Updated: 4/13/2019 - Published: 11/1/2015 - [Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR]
Watching Avengers: Infinity War (DISCONTINUED) by xxTheTruMan961 reviews
The Avengers team still on earth are brought to a movie theater by unknown means a few days before the events of Infinity War happen, and have to watch the future unfold through a movie. I DO NOT OWN THE AVENGERS, MARVEL, THE CHARACTERS, OR THE SCRIPT TO ANY OF THEIR MOVIES!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,970 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 10/3/2018 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F.
Total Drama Hearts by Miraculous Psychic Hero 100 reviews
Cody had been having strange dreams about weird black creatures and key shaped weapons. After one particular dream, Cody finds his life changing drastically as he discovers that he's the keyblade's chosen one. Now on the search for his friends and a way to restore his world, he and three of his friends go on a journey to save everybody. Cody/Harem. 1st in Total Drama Hearts series
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,727 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/25/2019 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Gwen, Cody, Lindsay, Bridgette
Dibs by The Siege Perilous reviews
Lori learns that there's a point in every conversation where you need to stop asking questions. Warning: Loudcest, phones, and the color green.
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/24/2019 - Complete
Truth or Dare by MisterRobbins reviews
A simple game of truth or dare leads Lincoln and his older sisters on a journey into passion
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,168 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 3/16/2019 - Published: 9/18/2017 - Lincoln L., Luan L., Luna L., Lynn L. - Complete
Final Masquerade by Borlaaq
Grimm goes into heat before the Torch is to be lit to prepare for the Ritual. He would be fine dealing with it on his own but his Troupe's newest member wanders into his tent and Grimm cannot help himself. Grimm/Unnamed Female OC
Hollow Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2019
A Nihilistic Blade in the Hidden World by The Emerald Blight reviews
Betrayed by those he held dear Naruto gives up all he was to become Someone else. Someone more. A Loyal Servant of Aizen Sousuke. upon his death again he returns to the world of the living. As Ulquiorra Schiffer. Ulq/Hina. Props to The Infamous Man! DISCONTINUED!DEAD!NO-LONGER-AMONGST-THE-LIVING!...up for adoption to a good family.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,447 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 3,470 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 3/5/2019 - Published: 12/28/2010 - [Naruto U., Ulquiorra, Hinata H.]
Hunter in the Darkness by AthanMortis reviews
Harry is sure he's screwed. Voldemort has captured him, and it's only a matter of time before he takes an AK to the face. ...So why was he just dumped in this crazy castle? The Hogwarts students know, but they can only watch. (On Hiatus till I get some inspiration for it)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Castlevania - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,111 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 2/16/2019 - Published: 5/7/2018 - Harry P.
Discord's Rewrite by AkumaKami64 reviews
Thanks to Starlight's spell, Discord sends his past self a present: his future memories. This timeline will witness Discord aiding the young alicorns build Equestria. Still, the ponies will have to learn to live with a bit more Chaos in their lives. Oh well, builds character. (Mentally) Time Traveled, flirting, wise Discord. Possible Harem/Marem.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,370 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 2/5/2019 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord
The Serum by whackybiscuit reviews
Request by killercroc. Mayuri and Szayellapporo both develop enhancing serums and use them on Byakuya, Kenpachi, Ulquiorra and Grimmjow. But the serums backfire, transforming them into lustful women with a burning lust for one man:Ichigo! IchigoXFemByakuyaXFemKenpachiXFemGrimmjowXFemUlquiorra!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,081 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 2/3/2019 - Published: 7/30/2018 - [Ichigo K., Byakuya K., K. Zaraki, Ulquiorra] - Complete
Tokyo Ghoul x Winx Club by RedRosey10 reviews
After a botched summoning, Kaneki ended up in the Magic Dimension in Alfea. He is no longer a ghoul but a fairy. He struck a deal with Faragonda and will be a student at Alfea while watching over Bloom while the teachers find out how to send him home.
Crossover - Winx Club & Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,165 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/27/2019 - Published: 7/10/2018
Lincoln loud works at a kissing booth by the gaming zombie writer reviews
and why he will never ever do it again...
Loud House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/13/2019 - Lincoln L. - Complete
A Happy Little Frog: A Warframe Smut by L4dyLexan reviews
Ivara has unfortunately been stuck in a rather lewd scenario, involving vibrators, forced orgasms, and perhaps even a Kubrow friend.
Warframe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/8/2019 - Ivara, Ordis C., Titania - Complete
Help from a Ghost by VFSNAKE reviews
Sitting in his cell, Tyrion of House Lannister needs a champion. And he gets one, but not Prince Oberyn. But rather a ghost. A ghost from the land...of Sparta! Kratos will be from the most recent game. So expect Atreus and Mimir in this too.
Crossover - God of War & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 578 - Published: 12/31/2018 - Tyrion L. - Complete
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 489,686 - Reviews: 4022 - Favs: 4,268 - Follows: 4,266 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Naruto: Shadow Clones for the Win by Verum in Phantasia reviews
Dumped into Naruto's body the morning after he learns his signature Jutsu and the truth about why the village hates him, what am I to do? Abuse the Hell out of Shadow Clones. Show Lee what Hard Work really is. And kick some Emo duck-butt. Or I could build a Harem...hmmm. Shadow Clones for the Win! SI!Naruto. Strong!Smart!Naruto. Mature themes. Possible SI!NarutoxSmallHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,160 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 3,885 - Follows: 4,230 - Updated: 12/18/2018 - Published: 10/24/2016
It's the hands, I guess by Tremor230 reviews
AU, OOC, Rated M...Why I am doing this? Human in Equestria, Crack-fic with plot. Experimental continuation of a "never Be" story. A Human soldier somehow finds himself in Equestria, in order to survive he uses the only skill he has outside killing: Massages...Luckily those work even TOO well on ponies! Maybe it's the hands...First MLP Fic...STOP JUDGING MEEEE! -flips table-
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,552 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 11/26/2018 - Published: 7/21/2017
A Monster's Marriage by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,314 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 3,978 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Savior by The Almighty Afroduck reviews
The Ultimate Lifeform, defeated by a cheeky bastard of the Joestar family, now trapped in space. There couldn't be a more terrible fate for Kars, the last of the Pillar Men. But fate would not see his journey end, as by miracle or accident, the man finds himself in Eostia. Perhaps this time, he'll succeed in becoming a world's god.
Crossover - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure & Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/5/2018 - Published: 10/13/2018 - Kars, Origa D, Cellestine L
I became a Symbiote by Redwall6921 reviews
A ordinary person gets transported into the Marvel universe as a symbiote with no idea what happened. Now he has to team up with an unlikely girl in order to prepare for the upcoming threat that threatens to kill everyone with a snap of their fingers. Only problems is that he can't communicate with her at all, and she has the annoying habit of wearing him like spandex. OC/SI
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,731 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 8/5/2018 - Mary Jane W., OC
Delirium by AberrantScript reviews
When Leni gets sick, her sweetheart of a brother does his absolute best to make her feel all better again.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/19/2018 - [Lincoln L., Leni L.] - Complete
The Royal Protector by The Eternal Winter reviews
AU Star was sent to Saint Olga's instead of Earth. At Saint Olga's she slowly loses her individuality as she is forced to become a perfect princess. Marco Diaz is just a average teenage boy living on earth. Eventually fate leads to a destined meeting and Marco is forced to protect a Broken Princess and lead the fight against the forces of evil. Marcoxharem primarily Starco.
Star Vs. The Forces of Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 121,358 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 9/21/2018 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Star B., Marco D., Jackie L. T., Janna
Wish Fulfillment by PepoClap reviews
The Lutece twins could do nothing but stare on, as the slender form of Elizabeth slowly walked on, to her ineviteable death. Robert shook his head beside Rosalind, "I can't stand here and be idle. I just can't." (Slight AU, and Bookerbeth. So... Incest. Oh, and very light Lutecest. Almost unnoticeable)
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/18/2018 - [Elizabeth, Booker D.] Robert L., Rosalind L. - Complete
Bleach Scandals by myLITTLEnekoSHIRO reviews
What if Bleach IS just a show? So what goes on behind the scenes anyways? Scandalously funny
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 222 - Words: 158,096 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Ichigo K. - Complete
The Master of Death in Nazarik by dEBB987 reviews
Today at midnight, the server would close down and any players left would be forcefully logged-out. That's what was supposed to happen at least. Harry knew better than that though. He had seen the changes in the runes, had seen how they changed to become more permanent with each "new version" of the server.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,941 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 2,507 - Updated: 9/1/2018 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Harry P., Albedo, Demiurge
Harry Potter and the return to the First life by dEBB987 reviews
Harry had lived in Nazarik for 200 years. With his luck though, he shouldn't have been surprised when his peace was disturbed by a summoning ritual, his old world requesting the Master of Death. How will Voldemort react when MOD!Harry and Nazarik's NPCs are summoned to end the war? How will normal!Harry? No bashing. Kinda related to my other story but no need to read to understand
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,369 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 2,245 - Updated: 9/1/2018 - Published: 12/2/2017
Son of Light by Fyiad reviews
Attacked by Vex and sent to a place far away from the Traveler, the Warlock Odin must find a way to survive in a galaxy that is strange and unfamiliar. New servants of Darkness threaten him, but with his Light and his space magic he will find a way. Well, that and bullets. Lots and lots of bullets.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Destiny - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,095 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 2,041 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 6/12/2015
Advantage by Warden-Sigma reviews
Lisa, drunk and furious after failing to be awarded for her contributions, returns home, and Lincoln helps her relax.
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/13/2018 - [Lisa L., Lincoln L.] - Complete
Stress Relief by SweetDarkLove reviews
Under new management, story adoption news in latest update.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 70,450 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Crona
A Change of Pace by Light1 reviews
Raziel is impressed by magic.
Legacy of Kain - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/4/2018 - Kain, Raziel - Complete
Tali's Metal by Omega6047 reviews
As Commander Shepard is about to go to the engineering deck to talk with Tali, he is greeted with the entire deck in chaos. Everyone, including Adams, is laughing their asses off, while Tali oblivious to all that, listens to some music. Contains mild shipping.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/2/2018 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] - Complete
A Mothers Love by That Turtle Guy reviews
After an accident gives Medusa amnesia, Crona's Life is changed for the weirdly better, but how long will it be before things get out of hand? Summery supplied by jax-naut2.0 (ADOPTED BY AcadianWitch)
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,049 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Crona, Eruka Frog, Medusa G., Mizune
Aggressive Love by Dio Black reviews
Both Dumbledore and Voldemort underestimated just how powerful Lily's sacrifice for Harry really was. There was nothing she wouldn't do to ensure her son had a life full of the love and happiness he deserves. She'd make sure of it. "The power of love is a great thing. Terrifying. But great." Harry!Harem Harry/Multi, Genderbent!Voldemort, and lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,421 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 5,062 - Follows: 5,712 - Updated: 7/4/2018 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Harry P.
Cheetah Girls by Batdude365 reviews
During a field trip to Royal Woods’ famous prairie, the King’s Fields, two kids, by the name of Loud and McBride, set out to solve the mystery of the Cheetah Girls (Lincoln x Cheetah Lori & Cheetah Leni; slight Lemon)
Loud House - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/30/2018 - Published: 4/18/2018 - Lincoln L., Clyde - Complete
Villans as Neighbors by Sovereign Pisces reviews
A few normal girls experience life with some CERTAIN villans next door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,965 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Akatsuki
The Love of A Dragon by queerstarks reviews
Hiccup and Toothless...have feelings for each other? What happened there? Join Hiccup and Toothless as they struggle with being together in the town of Berk and even meet a few new people. An adorable romance between Hiccup and Toothless. Female!Toothless
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,391 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Resident Evil: Stay Alive by XxEnigmaxX reviews
UPDATE: REWRITING THE STORY/CHAPTERS! Stuck in the Resident Evil games (0, 1, 2, 3,CodeVeronica X, 4, 5), my brother Rick and I must fight to survive until the very end. Meanwhile we meet all the heroes and villains we all love so much. T/M for swearing. COMPLETE.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 227,345 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Chris R., Jill V., Billy C., HUNK - Complete
Dark Defense by kyugan reviews
Before Fudge can appoint Dolores Umbridge as the new DADA Professor, Dumbledore seeks out a candidate of his own. And after all, the best tutors against the Dark Arts are those who are Dark themselves… 5th Year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,445 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 3,150 - Follows: 2,988 - Updated: 5/30/2018 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Albus D., Vergil
Something Better by GrimGrave reviews
Commission by Rashaan Butler. Contains Futanari(woman with male genitalia) Rated M for Adult themes. NotSafeForWork or children. Mebuki Haruno has been lonely since the divorce, up to the point that she avoids her home at all costs due to the memories. Naruko, knowing that feeling all too well, offers her companionship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/5/2018 - [Naruko U., Mebuki H.] - Complete
Bad guys need a win too: Avatar the Last Airbender by Redwall6921 reviews
Zal is once again going to different universes and helping the villains achieve their dreams. This time he is taking a certain Fire Nation princess as his student. "Remember Azula, the first rule of taking over the world is finding the right people." "Do you mean a cult?" "Yes! I mean a cult! Now take notes."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 3/27/2018 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Azula, OC
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 10,231 - Follows: 3,622 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 4,041 - Follows: 1,823 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Meet Resident Evil by rockof90 reviews
Spoofs of when characters first met each other in the main RE games.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 80 - Words: 63,258 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 11/22/2008
Merchant of Yggdrasil by Sir.Bears.A.Lot reviews
He was a king in YGGDRASIL, a king whose kingdom was going to be erased in a blink of an eye. He was a merchant and being a player with a lot of items in store, he decided to stay just for the last day. Who would have thought that one choice could make the reality he wished to have been true to be the reality he would live in. (Ch 2 Rewrite up)
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,696 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 2/26/2018 - Published: 5/9/2016 - OC
Deaths Mercy by RIBZ3 reviews
Lorna Reeds is trying to escape a Xenomorph infestation, but is captured by a strange Xenomorph she has come to call Shadow. He spares her, and now Lorna is having trouble picking a side. Rated M for Strong language, blood and gore, and maybe an interspecies relationship *wink wink* Please review and let me know how I'm doing. NOTE: Story is Canceled till further notice.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 2/22/2018 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Human, Alien/Xenomorph
No One's Here To Sleep by mokona-pyuh reviews
In which Shukaku doesn't take kindly to the Akatsuki trying to rip him from Gaara, panics, snags both of their souls and sends them across dimensions to a new body. Crack-ish. Gaara-reborn-as-Skull.
Crossover - Naruto & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,265 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 2,543 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 10/18/2017 - Gaara, Shukaku, Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
Last Resort by Sarah1281 reviews
Ernesto realizes that there may be some middle ground between Hector choosing to stay and outright murder. Surely he's willing to be reasonable, right? And if not, it's not like that tequila is going anywhere.
Coco - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/30/2017 - Complete
Discord the Archduke by AkumaKami64 reviews
Discord turn downed Tirek's offer. As a reward, Celestia grants him the Archduchy of the Everfree, making him the highest noble under the princesses. Naturally, no pony expects him to take being a noble seriously and just use the Everfree as his playground. Poor fools. As if he can't do a bit of both.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,730 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 5/20/2017 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Trixie, Discord
The World, My Oyster by Cambrian Beckett reviews
This is a Self-Insert fic. The Premise: Reborn as a Celestial Dragon in One Piece. Jump off point might be a little strange, but I won't lie, I'm honestly making this up as I go along. WARNING: Dark, Mature Themes abound.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 12/9/2017
Half-Blood Emperor by Dio Black reviews
This is the story of a person who died. It's OK though, he got better. Through some kind of cosmic coincidence he wakes up in the body of an 11 year old Severus Snape. What would someone in his position, with knowledge of the future and what can be accomplished with magic do? Liberally abuse it and live like a king of course! Snape!Harem SI-OC as Snape NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,819 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 2,825 - Follows: 3,074 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Severus S.
Riding the Beast by GrimGrave reviews
Commissioned anonymously. Link and Midna has finally reuinited again after a full year since the events of their adventure. Rated M for adult themes, NotSafeForWork or children!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/23/2017 - [Link, Midna] - Complete
Bloodborne Gamer by Crybaby Boyfriend reviews
Be careful of what you wish for. When a bored male wishes to be in a game, he awakens in the last game he has ever played- Bloodborne. Featuring a morally ambiguous Hunter with a touch of madness and the Gamer ability.
Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,006 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 7/24/2016 - OC, The Hunter
On the Delights of Drinking Blood by Quatermass reviews
(Bashing! Lunar Harmony Poss Harem! Crackfic!) Based on, but not a full response to, DZ2's "Eyeballs to Entrails" challenge. Abducted after his Fourth Year, Harry finds his abductor to be a most unusual person indeed: rising Queen of Magical Britain's Vampires and Pudding Club leader, Luna Lovegood. And she intends to make him her consort, an offer he is surprisingly amenable to...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,873 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,893 - Updated: 10/17/2017 - Published: 2/8/2017 - [Harry P., Luna L., Hermione G.] N. Tonks
Of Ends and Beginnings by FloatingCow reviews
"If you knew someone was destined to die, would you still try to help them?" At the end of Noct's journey, he is given the chance to impart some advice to his younger self and his friends while waiting to move on. (Time Travel and Spoilers ahead.)
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,576 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 8/24/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Kiss by GrimGrave reviews
Commission from Dark Lord Link. Bayonetta has lost her exclusive outfit that's based on Link's. So she steals one of his tunics. Link isn't happy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/24/2017 - [Bayonetta, Link] - Complete
Self-Awareness by lemnlime7 reviews
Things get a little meta when Ignis hears a song from a certain popular game series on the radio, prompting everyone to freak out over the possibility that people are watching their every move...
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4336 - Favs: 11,953 - Follows: 14,052 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Fox's Illusion by Yojimbra reviews
Learning from his past mistakes, Kurama takes the intiative with Naruto and formulates a plan to be rid of his newest vessel. He will create a human form and have the boy fall in love with her, so he desires her and her freedom. Naturally, once free, he plans to eat the foolish monkey. But things don't always go as planned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,951 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 6/10/2017 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Making it Up to Sensei's Son by Lucillia reviews
Rather than finding himself in the afterlife when he'd sacrificed his life to help defeat Kaguya, Obito woke up to find himself in the past. Needing a new purpose in life, the not-entirely-reformed Obito decides to make it up to Naruto for having destroyed the boy's life the day he was born and give him the happiest childhood ever. If it costs a few lives along the way, too bad.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,655 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,322 - Updated: 8/1/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Same Destination, Different Journey by AJ Freas reviews
It all starts with 'what if'. What if the trio weren't in Gryffindor? What if Harry was sorted into Slytherin? And so it began with an eleven year old boy with emerald eyes and a lightning bolt scar on his way to live a life he didn't even know existed. *this story covers Harry's first 2 years at Hogwarts*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 96,835 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Blaise Z., Vaisey - Complete
Orange Smile by jokergirl2001 reviews
Next time I get reborn I want a human body. Not a giant orange fox. SI-OC!Kurama
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,609 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, OC
A Game of Ice and Fire by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Jon Snow discovers a device hidden deep inside the Crypts of Winterfell which turns his life into a video game. Jon uses his new found powers to find a place for himself in the world, learning to adapt, learning that to survive what is out there he has to become more than just a man in order to save them all from the Long Night. M, because of 'stuff', REVIEWS!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,191 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 5,231 - Follows: 5,998 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Jon S.
This Wasn't the Birthday I Was Expecting by Lucillia reviews
Naruto thinks it's a birthday surprise gone badly wrong which will only end when he finds where his birthday present has been hidden. Boruto and Himawari are desperate to get back to their own time. And, thanks to a misunderstanding, Hyuuga Hiashi is torn between arranging a shotgun wedding between Naruto and his twelve year-old daughter Hinata, or just using the shotgun on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Naruto U., Hiashi H., Boruto U., Himawari U.
It Takes a Village by Seito reviews
This was not part of the plan. Wait, he could fix this. After all, how hard could it be to raise a kid by yourself? (Famous last words, Iemitsu.) Iemitsu tries to be a competent father. He succeeds… with some interesting results. (Or the story of how baby Tsuna has all of Vongola wrapped around his tiny sticky fingers).
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 3,194 - Follows: 2,225 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Iemitsu S., Lal Mirch, Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Shrinkin' Lincoln by MrTyeDye reviews
Lincoln has promised to spend his Saturday helping Lola, Lana and Lucy out with their respective activities. There's just one problem; after an accident in Lisa's lab, their "big brother" isn't quite so big anymore.
Loud House - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,956 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Lana L., Lincoln L., Lisa L., Lola L. - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 8098 - Favs: 9,137 - Follows: 7,758 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Red Carpet, Blue Skies by star.everlasting reviews
It's official. This was how he was going to die- not from a bloody war or old age, but because he had idiots for brothers and jerks for bodyguards egging him into doing stupid things.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/19/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum, Nyx - Complete
What's in a Name? by Brother Brain reviews
He's the scourge of the Federation, a draconian beast drenched in blood, whose very name causes children to quake with fear. Hold on a minute, what is his name anyways?
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2017 - Ridley - Complete
Noctis's Clothes by Insomniac Tiger reviews
Ignis and Gladio over hear an interesting argument between Noctis and Prompto.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/4/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
Mister Potter's Dragon Loli by MidKnight2089 reviews
Here is the story you have all (not) been waiting for. In the first task of the Tri-wizard tournament, Harry faces of against a newly discovered dragon for a golden egg. Little does he realise that the dragon is actually a very powerful dragon loli. One-shot (for now). (Not sure about pairings. Also, sorry it's short, this is to inspire others, hopefully.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid/小林さんちのメイドラゴン - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 306 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Harry P., K. Kanna - Complete
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 301 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
Transformers Prime: Harbinger by Fatal Intestinal Maelstrom reviews
Team Prime investigates the appearance of an old enemy who may not be who she appears to be, and deals with the fallout from their existence being suddenly revealed to the public. Picks up where "Enemy of my Enemy" ended.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,529 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
Alien Desires: Chronicles of the Symbiote by 9458 reviews
A kinky symbiote story featuring the cast of Batman. Rated M for sexual bits.
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 4/16/2017 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Barbara G., Harley Quinn
Harry potter and the Toothpick by HermioneeBlack reviews
Harry gets a wand at three instead of at eleven and the world will never be the same again. AU, Crack fic!.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 3/23/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Neville L.
Unraveled Bandages by Veniseppe reviews
Kuzen never left Eto in the 24th ward, instead he kept her with him and raised her, so what happens when another half-ghoul is created? A certain Half-ghoul named: Ken Kaneki... Etoken
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 153,038 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 3/26/2015 - [Eto/Sen T., Kaneki K./Haise S.] Touka K., Tatara - Complete
Silent Humanity by ShadowedAuthor reviews
Sequel now up. After a surprise attack, Sabaku no Gaara is sent to a strange new world, injured and alone. Read as Gaara tries to survive whilst keeping his 'inner demons' at bay and endeavors to find a way home. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 329,005 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Gaara - Complete
Death to the Stars by NeonZangetsu reviews
Twenty years after the First Contact War, an asari accepts a drink from a handsome human stranger. Just a simple drink. What could possibly go wrong? More than you know. That drink will lead to unseen consequences for both their races, and perhaps just bring death to the stars themselves. Because a harvest is coming, and the end is near... NarutoxTevosxharem. Crackish, humour.
Crossover - Naruto & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 3/20/2017 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Naruto U., Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos, Benezia
Five Times Noctis Gets Kidnapped by Strange and Intoxicating -rsa reviews
Noctis grew up as the perfect target for kidnapping/ransom. Obviously at some point he was sat down by an adult and told what to do in the event of being taken. What his instructors didn't count on was the fact that he's... well. He's Noctis. FFXV Kink Meme fill for the 5 times Noctis gets kidnapped.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Regis Lucis Caelum CXIII, Nyx, Ravus Nox Fleuret - Complete
Demonic Amnesia by AkumaKami64 reviews
When Naruto first met the Kyuubi, he expected a giant fox with anger issues. Instead, he got a naked red-head with no idea who or where she was. Normally, Naruto would have helped her, but given their circumstances, you can't really blame him for taking advantage. From there, things spiral away from canon. Subby/Slave Kurama, possible Harem, and random hilarity as consequences.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,732 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 2/29/2016 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama]
Maleficent Kitsune by VFSNAKE reviews
Combo of classic and new version of the woman. Maleficent didn't die like the three Good Fairies thought she did at the hands of Prince Phillip with his Sword of Truth. Instead, she was locked in a form of slumber for years. Never to be seen or heard from again. Until one day MANY years later when a boy wondering the Forest of Death appears and removes the sword. Rating may change.
Crossover - Naruto & Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 175,533 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 3,238 - Updated: 2/16/2017 - Published: 11/23/2014
The Will of an Uzumaki by VFSNAKE reviews
He was formless. Nameless. Ruthless as Sauron. But he wasn't always Sauron. At one point, in another time, another place, and a different life he was a good man. A kind man. A man who suffered. A man who was betrayed by almost everyone around him. His name? Uzumaki Naruto. But death could never hold an Uzumaki. He came back...and ready to fulfill his vengeful promise.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,391 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 3,138 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Complete
Breaking Routine by InhumanNexus reviews
Two Arrancar and a simple decision to break the routine of everyday life in Las Noches. The chain of events that followed that one action was beyond the wildest imaginations of everyone involved. After all, how could an Arrancar come to love a Human? IchigoxHarem - No longer discontinued.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,390 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,412 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Ichigo K., Apacci, Sung-Sun, Loly
I'm Still Here by kathryn518 reviews
The second war with Voldemort never really ended, and there were no winners, certainly not Harry Potter who has lost everything. What will Harry do when a ritual from Voldemort sends him to another world? How will he manage in this new world in which he never existed, especially as he sees familiar events unfolding? Harry/Multi eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 292,799 - Reviews: 6170 - Favs: 20,410 - Follows: 23,345 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Daphne G., Perenelle F.
Wedding Prossession by Oro-han reviews
Takes place before Altissia, The guys are in the car driving around when Gladiolus starts talking about how ridiculous that Noctis of all of them is the first to be getting hitched.
Final Fantasy XV - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/27/2017 - Noctis Lucis Caelum, Ignis Scientia, Gladiolus Amicitia, Prompto Argentum - Complete
(RIP) Waking Nightmare (Adopted by Kingpin Lunamaria) by bubbajack reviews
It wasn't supposed to be for very long. He wasn't supposed to become a Hunter, or anything more. But he did. The Nightmare and the Hunt should've ended, he should have been allowed to find his worth in the Waking World. But all he found upon awakening, was more blood and Beasts. What's a Hunter to do but Hunt...and hope they can cling to their sanity? Hunter!Soul, SoulxHarem.
Crossover - Soul Eater & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 45,850 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/22/2017 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Complete
Blasting Off Again by crophop reviews
Jessie has the perfect plan to get the brat. Instead of catching him, they'll catch his mother. Contains: !F/F, futa, oral, cream pie
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Delia K./Hanako, Jessie/Musashi
Aggressive Assault by Hiroto Sumi reviews
The students at Beldam Academy are all monster hunters in training. However, Mitsune is beginning to enjoy the enemy's attacks. Warning: Mature Content, Hentai, Yuri, and Tentacles.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Complete
Your Prince is in Another Castle by Rassilon001 reviews
Kimihito and the myriad Monster girls who live in his home stumble across an old manual for a game he used to play, the exciting fantasy adventure of "Catacombs and Chimeras" and decide to pass an afternoon or two playing it themselves. As dice roll and random encounters begin, they're off on a quest to save their beloved Prince from the Forces of Evil and the Wicked Queen.
Daily Life with a Monster Girl/モンスター娘のいる日常 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Centorea, Kimihito, Miia, Rachnera - Complete
Virusborn by Alopex Teumesios reviews
Or The Importance of Safe Spellcasting. When Alex Mercer dropped the nuke out into the middle of the Atlantic he had fully suspected that he wouldn't be coming back. When Phinis Gestor started teaching the new students about conjuration he had never suspected that one of them would summon a pile of wet sludge. For better or worse, neither suspected right. Oneshot.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Complete
The Futa Zone by Futanari Queen reviews
A collection of Futanari stories written by me. It consists of unconnected FutaxFemale and FutaxFuta one-shot (maybe two) smut fics. Commissions are currently closed, but I'm more than open to OCs. The primary universes I use are Bleach and Naruto, but I'm open to anything I have knowledge in.
Crossover - Bleach & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 342,172 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 12/12/2016 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Sakura H., Hinata H., Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Chains by Bookybrony reviews
Humans have been enslaved by Ponies for centuries. Owning them is either for labor or social status. Seeking to get their daughter a friend, Mr. and Mrs. Sparkle purchase a human slave to be a companion for their young studious daughter. Rated M.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,679 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 11/24/2016 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Twilight Sparkle
The Equalizer by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 496 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
From Zero to Infinity by Nitramy reviews
When Louise summons a mint green-haired young man as her familiar, little did she know that marked the beginning of an adventure spiraling beyond her wildest imagination...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,194 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Louise, Lordgenome
A Heart in the Void by DrWriter21 reviews
Only a nobody can understand what it's like to not exist. They are forsaken by both light and darkness, forced to walk the twilight between. Their only destiny is to fade away into a nonexistent oblivion. But if a nobody was given the chance to exist, what would they do with it? Can an empty shell that started with nothing be filled? Does a nobody have the right to exist?
Crossover - Kingdom Hearts & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 231,197 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Roxas
Tradition and Honor: A Devil's Creed by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto doesn't summon the Toads when Jiraiya pushed him over the ravine and hit the bottom. As he lies there slowly dying he learns that he is the long lined descendant of Vergil Sparda from the spirit of the man himself. Can anyone say...BINGO!
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,261 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 2,817 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Clawed Metal by TheSuperiorVision reviews
Starscream is now at brink of death and the only one willing to help are the enemy. Once Starscream wakes up they will be quite surprised with what they find. Takes place after "Partners".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,773 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Starscream, Arcee
SDDJ: Auld Lang Syne by AJ Freas reviews
Sequel to Same Destination, Different Journey with my Slytherin!Harry. The years ahead promises to bring friends back together. *This story covers Harry's 3rd & 4th years at Hogwarts*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 47 - Words: 141,563 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 11/30/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Vaisey - Complete
Ascension of the Predacons by VFSNAKE reviews
An AU of Transformers Prime. Jack has been taken by an unknown party. His body altered, his mind shattered, friends are no longer friends, and the only one he now trusts from this change to his life is Airachnid...the one Decepticon who wanted to take his head for a trophy. Why? Because she is also like him and together...they intended to make their own mark in the war for Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,559 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Airachnid, Jack D. - Complete
Infinite Galaxy by unity9 reviews
After surviving everything Columbia could throw at Booker DeWitt, he wakes up only to find the Lutece twins are now offering him another assignment. With nothing to lose, he agrees to the terms, but this time the assignment requires Booker to travel 270 years into the future to a place called Eden Prime.
Crossover - Mass Effect & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,791 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Shepard, Booker D.
A True Void Master by Gronzen reviews
His title was Warlock, and he wore it with pride. A master of science and the arcane. And he will not let these beasts that call themselves 'nobles' sully his title...
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Destiny - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,145 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 6/4/2016
Truths Revealed Lies Exposed by VFSNAKE reviews
Leia secretly learned Darth Vader was her Father when she was a little girl. Years later on the Death Star when she is about to be interrogated for the location of the Rebel Base, Leia tells him what she knows, and in doing so changes things in ways no one would imagine. Vader redemption fic.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 122,677 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 3,223 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 3102 - Favs: 9,135 - Follows: 6,363 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Stress Relief by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,862 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 2,542 - Updated: 9/12/2016 - Published: 12/6/2015 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Joining the Darkmoon by Gwyndolinisbae reviews
Simple one shot of GwyndolinxReader (Chosen undead) Totally didn't hastily write this one night while I was thinking of how hot/cute Gwyndolin is . Might write more depending on how it's received, who knows!
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Gwyndolin
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 4,969 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
From Freak to God by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Or Why Drugs are Bad for Wizards. As an orphan, Harry had to make ends meet. The orphanage certainly couldn't afford to do it for him, so he took on a job with a local drug dealer. It was a simple job. Help the dealer package drugs to be shipped. Of course, a simple job is not really that simple if the drug in question is ... quite nefarious and absurdly dangerous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016
Death of a Lord by BuzzKill6411 reviews
As Aldrich slept, he dreamt. And he saw death, a man of gold standing upon the bodies of felled demons with a sword of light. And for the first time, Aldrich felt fear. It enveloped him and as he awoke he decided he would devour the Gods themselves and prevent that man from ever holding dominion over him.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2016 - Gwyndolin, OC
The Unfortunate Life of Self Insert as an Uchiha by anshtH reviews
Why did it have it to be That man? Why couldn't I have been Naruto or some unnamed civilian or main branch member of Hyuuga? Why was I reborn as one character that I disliked? *sigh* /The one where The Plot is shot to hell/ (Rating may change later)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 6/24/2016
Professor Arc Omakes by Sithking Zero reviews
Short bits of randomness from Coeur Al'Aran's story "Professor Arc," which has Jaune as a professor of Beacon Academy. Non-canon to that story, of course, but on the plus side, this story is recommended by four out of five doctors as a good source of your daily intake of craziness.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,173 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Jaune A., Neo
There and Back Again: Sauron's Tale by The Phantom of Skyrim reviews
After the destruction of the One Ring, Sauron was found to not have been destroyed like it was believed, but rather was transported to another world similar to Middle Earth. Follow Sauron's adventures as he tries to regain his power in the land of Skyrim.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,767 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Sauron, Serana
Swapping One Chaos for Another by Shurpuff reviews
In a different world, where shitty devs made a space-sim over an RPG, events continue as they were destined, though Nazarick ends up in a vast unknown galaxy where war brews in the void. Here, Nazarick must match wits against one they think to be another Player, who intends to lead his Great Crusade across the stars. For Chaos is inevitable, no matter what form it now takes...
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Complete
Retsu, To You by ThatFlyingEagle reviews
Request. Hanataro must report back to the Soul Society about his mission, and he always brings gifts for his captain when he returns. He chooses something he knows she will like, but the gift he brings carries a double meaning, and his captain is aware of it. One-shot, smut, HanataroxUnohana. Connected to the Healer of the Shark U-verse.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/2/2016 - [Hanatarō Y., R. Unohana] - Complete
Mirror Love by Lander Blazer reviews
Accidentally finding a scroll about kage bushin that a random jounin dropped, Naruto is able to learn it much sooner, at an age when he is at his most emotionally vulnerable, leading him to seek comfort from himself. A split personality is created. Naru/Fem!Naru. Contains crossover elements. On hiatus. If you'd likely to continue it yourself, please PM me, I would like to see it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,263 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 7/2/2016 - Published: 9/3/2014 - [Naruto U., Naruko U.] Kakashi H.
Distorted Reflections by ToaXabineh reviews
SG 'verse fic! Co-authored story with between my new buddy, Rian Moeru, and I! Jack, Miko and Raf were only trying to get to safety, but in hindsight the 'bridge hadn't looked right at all. Now, trapped in a world far different from their own, the three children must try to adjust to life where the Autobots are evil. But Jack...Isn't sure he can trust the cons. Focuses on Jack!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,423 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Megatron, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E.
Baby Sitting Kidvengers! by Lunabell Marauder Knyte reviews
Just before the portal is finished to send Thor and Loki home, Loki cast a spell that deages the Avengers.Guess who's the lucky wizard assigned to care for the little brats? AwesomeParentHarry giving the Avengers a second chance at childhood, this time done right with lots of love and attention.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,696 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 4,973 - Follows: 5,892 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Harry P.
Only Human by Star Saber21 reviews
The discovery of a new relic changes Arcee, causing her to see the world from a new perspective.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 176,307 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Arcee, Jack D. - Complete
A Hylian's Harem by GrimGrave reviews
Link, the Hero of Hyrule, has returned after nearly two years, victorious over the cursed blade Soul Edge. Having unknowingly captured the hearts of friends both home and in distant lands, these women will try their hardest in order to capture his heart in return. Crossover Fiction - Legend of Zelda / Soul Calibur / Metroid. Rated M for future language and adult themes.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Soul Calibur - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,076 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Link, Impa, Sheik, Ivy - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 2,068 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
DJ's Guests by solid poison reviews
DJ here! Things are looking up for me right now... New car... new house... 4 new mouths to feed... And they're not human mouths either! Wait what? They come in white, purple, pink and dark blue and I can tell you that they're interesting characters... That drive me completly insane, yet look completely innocent and adorable. M for Language and awkward sexual situations (no Lemo
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,173 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Princess Cadance/Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle
The Power of an Angry Witch by Temporal Knight reviews
Daphne Greengrass, Harem Mistress, is quite perturbed with Umbridge ruining her plans. Now Harry's run off to the Ministry without her. What is a Harem Mistress supposed to do but to go retrieve her future boyfriend? If she happens to kill Voldemort along the way then so be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 741 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Harry P., Luna L., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Hunters of Death by DesertChocolate reviews
Decades after the sacrifice of Gipsy Danger, a hopeful mankind looked to the stars. With a army of Jaegers in tow. Now, decades later, the Normandy SR-1 is sent to Eden Prime, and The Shepard Twins, one raised on Earth, the other in space, prepare to show the universe what they're made of. Because sometimes, it takes monsters to kill monsters. (Dead Fic)
Crossover - Mass Effect & Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,679 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 5/24/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Black Dog by Bill Atoll reviews
Blake Shepard, aka "Black Dog", infamous former gang member gone Alliance soldier, Hero of Elysium and N7 recipient, trained by Captain David Anderson himself , until the time comes when his mettle is tested. He is given the title of Spectre, and with it, the mission to track down the traitor Saren Arterius. This can only have a violent end. TalixShepardxLiara for ME1.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 173,580 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Harry Potter Loving Death by GreyKing46 reviews
Harry is the Master of Death, but what if he became its Master earlier than book 7? What if Death was a woman? And what if she came to visit him? Not only does this change his perspective on life, not only does it shift his attitude but it also removes the veil of deception from his eyes. Watch as Harry becomes the Master of Death. And nabs several hot babes on the way. Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,565 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 3,642 - Updated: 5/18/2016 - Published: 1/9/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G., Hermione G., Fleur D.]
Silly but Killy by Palladius reviews
What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,002 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 7/30/2014
The Adventures of Max, Space Hamster by MuffledWalnut reviews
After learning that Shepard would have to leave him with a friend outside of the Normandy once she turned the ship into the Alliance, Max makes a daring escape and spends the next few months avoiding capture and watching the various activities aboard the dry docked ship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,297 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 2/1/2015 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] Miranda L.
The Legacy of the Prophets by Goodpie2 reviews
H.P. Lovecraft was more than just a writer, though he didn't know it. So when humans, decades after his death, find certain artifacts, they look to his work for guidance. But it isn't enough. Forced to flee their home, Humanity stumbles upon a group of races with no knowledge of the Eldritch. To Humanity, the Council is naive and ignorant. To the council, the humans are lunatics.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,135 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 1,069 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 2/9/2016
Research and Smoothies by TimelessTears reviews
Kaneki becomes a ghoul. Kaneki panics and calls Hide. Together, the duo tries to figure out a way for Kaneki to eat without killing anyone. (In which much research is done, science experiments are conducted and the CCG is bombarded by two college students)
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 4/7/2016 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Kaneki K./Haise S., Hide - Complete
Bad Company by Themanwhoknewsushi reviews
What happens when you let Frisk and her friends loose on the surface? Breaking and entering, near death experiences, greasy grilled food, and many disgustingly adorable situations. All in all, its a good time! (OC's make appearances in some chapters. Frisk is a little girl. These short stories I write are for fun, rare serious arcs.)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Undyne, Alphys] Papyrus, Sans
Birth by Flame by Teloch reviews
Peace was finally known to Zuko and he was ready to lead the age of peace for the Fire Nation, but an old law set up by his grandfather might see an end to all of it. Zuko X Harem.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,338 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 2/13/2016 - [Zuko, Ty Lee, Mai, Azula] - Complete
Kind of Inevitable by LithiumDoll reviews
Yeah. He did not, in fact, see this coming.
inFAMOUS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2016 - Delsin R., Fetch, Eugene S. - Complete
Raptor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Hagrid wins a dragon egg...only what is inside is no dragon. Harry is the first to make eye contact with the creature inside...and ends up with a most unusual familiar. Watch out Hogwarts...things are about to get prehistoric!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,937 - Reviews: 3875 - Favs: 11,256 - Follows: 10,463 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Harry P., Velociraptor
Professor Arc: Staffroom Chronicles by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Faux-Professor Jaune Arc wasn't busy pretending to be teacher, or dealing with Team RWBY sneaking into his rooms... or with Roman demanding favours. He was busy living the life of a teacher at the illustrious Beacon Academy. A spin-off series to professor Arc. Comedy/Parody
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,107 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 1,564 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Ozpin, Glynda G., Jaune A., P. Port
Goodwitch Apprentice by 88mph reviews
Harry follows Sirius into the veil hoping to save him. He loses Sirius on the way and ends up in a world plagued with monsters where teenagers train to become hunters to fight the darkness. He lands in the hands of two enforcers for the local mob, which is unlucky, but that they are cute twins his age is lucky. Now he has to do a balancing act between the darkness and the hunters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,453 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Melanie M., Miltia M., Glynda G.
The Fall of Professor Arc by College Fool reviews
Ever wonder what the fall of Beacon's favorite fraudulent student-teacher would look like? Professor Jaune Arc knew it would be Yang's fault somehow... though he'd forget why soon enough. A gift-fic to Coeur Al'Alran and his story 'Professor Arc.'
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,027 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Jaune A., Glynda G., Team RWBY - Complete
Requiem out of Emptiness by T. Kareon reviews
Dying before his life could even start, Harry tries to learn the point of his existence. Wanting to know if there is an actual point in existence, than simply killing or be killed. Harry-is-Uqluiorra, Harry x Small Harem
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,328 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015 - [Harry P., Lilinette, Sung-Sun, Loly]
A mother's love by Emperor Lee reviews
A request from ssvidel3. Lemon one-shot. Futa Dom Kushina. Fem Sub Naruto. Uzumakicest
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
Hadrian Rex by cronos2chaos reviews
In the Last hours of YGGDRASIL there were three... In the Last seconds there was one... Now there are many. In a new world, in a unique situation, it's time for Hadrian Rex to rise. Free from the past, how will this No Life King strive? First Harry Potter/Overlord Story.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,521 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 588 - Published: 1/3/2016
Kid Cipher by soulscarcity13 reviews
On a whim, Bill Cipher takes a short break and returns to Gravity Falls with the young Harry Potter under his arm. Ten years later, Harry arrives at Hogwarts with a love of physical pain, a stash of severed heads, and dexterity in demon magic. Inexplicably Human!Bill sometimes but not always. INCONSISTENT UPDATES.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,059 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Harry P., Bill
Family bonding, or am I just Jealous? by krimmy2 reviews
Chifuyu gets Ichika to herself during summer vacation, things get serious between the two siblings eventually forcing Ichika to make a decision between Chifuyu's love or his beliefs.
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,448 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Ichika O., Chifuyu O.
Seireitei on Strike by RedRosa1 reviews
It started in squad four. At the time it was a shock; no-one had ever imagined the meek and gentle healers of squad four would be capable of causing so much mayhem. In retrospect it was inevitable. Rated T for swearing in later chapters
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,996 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Hanatarō Y.
Professor Arc: The Night before Christmas by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
'Twas the night before Christmas and something went a little... wrong at Beacon. Now it's up to Professor Jaune Arc and the other staff to save Christmas, how could it ever go wrong? A festive Professor Arc one-shot for everyone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 360 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Jaune A. - Complete
Sniper Buddies by cdghuntermco reviews
Follow Shepard, Ashley, and Garrus through a series of non-canonical one-shots where they get into ludicrous situations and generally just give each other a hard time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,864 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Garrus V., Ashley W., Shepard
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 4016 - Favs: 12,202 - Follows: 13,905 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
UNDERTALE v0,5 by Iambic Brose reviews
What if instead of the Frisk we know, there was an even younger one who became lost in the Underground? This time a five-year-old Frisk who is nothing but a scared child is the one destined to save the monsters and free them...she ends up changing quite a lot in this world. Besides, even if she's scared, she's DETERMINED to save everyone!
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,757 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Toriel, Sans] Frisk, Papyrus - Complete
My Master and Mine Alone by HeiKitsune reviews
AU. He is her master. That is all. She is there to serve. Not to give advice, not love, not be a person. She is only his tool to use as he sees fit. And she dosen't mind. Her kind has been slaves since before her time, but only HE can control her. Only HE her can hold her. She is his one and only tool, and he is her master and her's alone...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,800 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Link, Fi
Brutality by Gundam Kaiser reviews
What if Axel had been accidentally sent on a long-term mission just before Roxas joined the Organization? Xemnas needs SOMEBODY to mentor Roxas, and there's no time to wait for Axel's return. Now suppose it's Larxene... Roxas/Larxene, Brutal!Roxas, AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,990 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/12/2015 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Roxas, Larxene
Harry Lovegood: Saves the Sorcerer's Stone by SovereignChild reviews
What if, while Hagrid was flying with little Harry on that fateful night, he dropped him? What if Harry Potter was spotted by one Estelle Lovegood while she was out stargazing, and saved just in time? How will Harry's life change, with two loving parents and a sister from a very 'different' family? How will his first year be now? Ravenclaw!Powerful!Happy!Harry, Dumbledore bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 12/7/2015 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Xenophilius L.
A nurse's touch by SH0GUN666
WARNING: this fanfiction contains heavy sexual content, this is NOT suitable for minors
Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2015 - The Hunter, Mergo - Complete
Toriel x Frisk A mothers love (A fanfic by phys's) by qazmomo reviews
You we're 16, stuck deep in a cave in the middle of nowhere. Luckily you were with a wonderfully nice goat-like monster. (Smut warning)
Undertale - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/1/2015
Paragade Paradox by masserect reviews
In one world, John Shepard recruited Garrus Vakarian. In another, Tali'Zorah followed Jane Shepard. None of them expected to find their realities overlapping and bringing them into contact with each other - but they all agreed that it probably wasn't the dumbest thing that ever happened to them.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, J. Garson, Shepard - Complete
Lavender & Orange by CRed1988 reviews
A/U: Victory came at a price. Aizen's defeat left the Soul Society in shambles, and the balance of souls collapsed. So, Ichigo Kurosaki was sent back in time to stop it from ever happening and arrived that same faithful night that Hisana made the biggest mistake of her life. From there things began anew...
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,667 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Hisana K., Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
I'll Walk You Home by Justthisguyyouknow reviews
The War is over and Toph decides it's time to go home. Sokka being a gentleman offers to walk her there, across the entire Earth Kingdom. Angst and Action ensues. TophxSokka
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 464,037 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 1,526 - Follows: 1,489 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Sokka, Toph
Love's Spell by Crazy Dr Giggles reviews
My name was Anora. I became later know by the Vikings of Berk as Toothless, a dragon of the rarest breed. I was mistaken by the Vikings for a male. Female Dragon/Human Toothless x Hiccup
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,638 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Fractured by Fourth Pear reviews
Formerly "Distortion". Children are the products of their environment and, as such, no child surrounded by hatred and apathy their entire lives comes out whole or undamaged. Add in a spell which is essentially weaponized MPD plus a touch of divinity, and well... Yami!NarukoXNarutoXNaruko Lemon Fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,789 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - [Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Naruko U.]
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2832 - Favs: 4,113 - Follows: 3,684 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, unknown 1
Godsword of Zero by Kogane1089 reviews
A man without anything to live for but revenge for his country was summoned by a pink haired magician, Will he be able to still exact vengeance for his country or will be able to let go and find his purpose for living again in his life?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Saito
Mare, Mare My Lord! by Estavius reviews
In order to negotiate their standings with the Slane Theocracy, Ainz sends Mare to dual the Theocracy's chosen representative in a single battle to determine superiority without mass conflict. Unfortunately for Mare, Zesshi Zetsumei is not who he expected.
Overlord/オーバーロード - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/12/2015 - Complete
Metal Gear Rising: Infinite by ptabs0101's brother reviews
Raiden was tasked to rescue some girl and bring her to New Zealand by a pair mysterious twins. It was a simple rescue mission. Nothing special about it. But things were never simple for the cyborg ninja as he finds himself in the floating city of Columbia. If that wasn't bad enough, he's also stuck in the year 1912. Not a Raiden/Elizabeth pairing. Chapter 5 has been edited.
Crossover - Metal Gear & BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,720 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Raiden, Elizabeth
Futa-Sakura by sinfulnature1123 reviews
After seeing the title, do you really need an explanation? Requested by ssvidel3/. Rated M for, well again, look at the title. I'm open to suggestions for chapter ideas.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,446 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Complete
A World Forged From Chaos by Mighdas reviews
When Megatron's potshot at Bumblebee gives Raf a dose of Dark Energon, Unicron finds his unlimited cosmic power trapped in an itty-bitty living space. But the Chaos Bringer finds that his progeny take after him in more ways than he realizes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,569 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Raf E., Unicron, Silas, Scourge
Infinite Stratos: Resolve by Shiranui Amaterasu reviews
Seeing his sister sacrifice so much for his sake, Ichika vows to grow stronger and protect her instead. His new found resolve will alter his life forever... "Tabane-nee… I have a request… Please teach me about the Infinite Stratos!" *Up for adoption*
Infinite Stratos/IS<インフィニット・ストラトス> - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 146,740 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Ichika O. - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mary had a very big ram by Fictophile reviews
A new take on Mary had a little lamb. Mary watches over a flock of sheep and has a lot of fun with them. Very Lemony :)
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015
WatLP: Chamber of Secrets by Harry Leferts reviews
Sequel to "The Wizard and the Lonely Princess", Book Two of the Lonelyverse. Having gotten through Harry's first year with a lot of excitement, him and the alicorns thought they could unwind. Sadly, it was not to be. House elves, giant snakes, hidden chambers... Looks like another eventful year!
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,878 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 3/10/2015
The Shinobi Prankster by YinShadow reviews
Naruto finds a strange mask in the woods, his life changes when he wears it, this is a request fanfic foe themask501. Sasuke bashing Sakura bashing and a occasional Kakashi bashing. Rated M for Language and strange humour
Crossover - Naruto & The Mask - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,024 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Naruto U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 4,856 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5836 - Favs: 13,385 - Follows: 13,958 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Soundwave Meets the Internet by Creepy-Pasta reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite con Soundwave does while he's alone? Well here's some one-shots. R&R please :) Rated T for some mature content. Marked 'Complete', because it's a series of one-shots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 42,358 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Soundwave - Complete
The Healer of The Shark by ThatFlyingEagle reviews
Hanataro is sent to patrol Karakura in the aftermath of the Winter War due to his prior knowledge and experience there. While patrolling, he stumbles upon an injured arrancar, but his medic impulses don't let him do what his shinigami duty demands. Oneshot, Lemon, HanataroxHarribel.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Hanatarō Y., T. Harribel] - Complete
Path of the Chimera by dmstags72 reviews
Brought to another Galaxy under the guise of a Test, Dresdin is mistaken for another person and brought on Accident. Given free reign with no interference for the sake of the test, he decides to test the limits of his freedom within the world with little care for the outcome. Original character, different ending, no-dlc added.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 5/2/2014 - J. Garson, Ashley W., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah
The Cleaner Boy by ThatFlyingEagle reviews
Hanataro offers to clean Ganju Shiba's house every day for free to avoid getting beaten up at school. Little does he know that his job will not only convert Ganju, but also get him something he never imagined. Rated for language and suggestive content. AU. Oneshot. HanataroXKukaku.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,227 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24/2015 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Hanatarō Y., Kukaku S.] - Complete
Media Firestorm by Rogen80 reviews
The galactic media catches wind of Shepard and Tali's relationship. How will they react? Features quasi-news stories written from different perspectives. Takes place sometime after the reclamation of Rannoch in Mass Effect 3. Rated T for suggestive themes and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,544 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 10/23/2013 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] OC - Complete
Relief after the Battle by S Corsette reviews
After a hard days work of fighting evil criminals, two super heroines need a little help relaxing and Wonder Woman is just the person to help them. Contains Futa!
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,080 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 5/21/2015 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
Laundry Shots by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
What is this story: Humor? Drama? Romance? Crack? In a word, yes. In four words, all of the above. Enjoy! Rated for language.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,793 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/20/2015 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Hanatarō Y., Isane K.
The only one who asked by Android328i reviews
Starts out on Season 1 episode 12: Predatory. Things will be very different however. Airachnid's past will be revealed. And it's like nothing anyone expected. Including Airachnid. Eventual Arcee x Jack x Airachnid. Possible love triangle. Lets see what happens.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,335 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Arcee, Airachnid, Jack D.
Pheromones by Fictophile reviews
A quick one shot about a couple who decide to take a evening ride on their Pokemon, a Rapidash and Zebstrika. when the Rapidash gets some naughty thought, it turns into a night everyone will remember. two OC's, Rapidash, Zebstrika
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/7/2015
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,086 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Dipper's Five Shades of Pacifica by mdizzle reviews
No relation to any Fifty Shades crap! Pacifica goes in to the woods to try and clear her head about her emotional problems when she meets an old gypsy woman who sells her a potion to deal with them. And now there's five different versions of Pacifica running around. Who could they possibly turn to for help? Why Dipper Pines of course. Dipcifica. picture taken WITH permission
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,729 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 4/27/2015 - [Dipper P., Pacifica N.] - Complete
Hamsters and Shenanigans by Arctic Banana reviews
It's Commander Shepard's birthday and the crew surprise him with a party and convince him to take a few days off to go visit his mom. Garrus figures looking after his pets while he's away can't be too hard, right? It's not like hamsters are small and easy to lose and fish die easily or anything after all...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,191 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] Garrus V. - Complete
Tomb Raider Kitsune by VFSNAKE reviews
Lara goes to investigate an ancient tomb in the mountains of Japan. What she finds there is something the world is no longer ready for or will be once unleashed. A beast of incredible power and fury who once went by the name...Uzumaki Naruto. A short lemony fic.
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,700 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 1,561 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Lara Croft, Amanda Evert, Doppelganger, Naruto U. - Complete
The Wizard and the Lonely Princess by Harry Leferts reviews
We all have imaginary friends when we're young right? Well, as it turns out, Harry's might not be all that imaginary at all... Chapters 9-11Rewritten. Story Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 155,306 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 2,926 - Follows: 2,287 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Harry P., Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon - Complete
Trollwave by Screamless reviews
With the Nemesis experiencing a rare lull in activity, Soundwave decides to relieve his boredom in a more...creative manner.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Megatron, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Reap THIS! by CC-645 reviews
In this story: Shepard is Shepherd of the VDV, Anderson has a headache, the Council has coffee and the Reapers are ripped a new one. A parody of the many things I found illogical in Mass Effect proper, done up in my classic style of satire, thought and laughs. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Shepard, D. Anderson, Harbinger, Sovereign
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1890 - Favs: 10,710 - Follows: 5,061 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Vanquisher by AJ Freas reviews
The war is finally over. Harry is the victor, but now he finds himself without a purpose. For the first time in his young life, the Vanquisher of Dark Lords is at loose ends. On his first day back to school, Luna takes him to the Forbidden Forest. The Vanquisher's new legend and destiny waits for him to awaken on the plains of Rohan. AU (No pairings)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,539 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,907 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 1/29/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Luna L., Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
Vehicular Manslaughter by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fem!Shep finds a motorcycle. She invites Wrex along for a ride. The Warmaster accepts, though he fears he'll just be bored. That wasn't what he should have been afraid of...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/21/2015 - J. Garson, U. Wrex - Complete
Secret Lives by crophop reviews
Finding out your friend's secrets is always fun. Lucy knows better than anyone. F!/F/F, licking, blowjob, anal, cream pie, inflation (Request for Bighead98)
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Lucy H., Cana A., Erza S. - Complete
But I Didn't Get You Anything by caballlah reviews
Honey Lemon and GoGo get Hiro the same thing for his eighteenth birthday.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,948 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Hiro Hamada, Honey Lemon, GoGo Tomago - Complete
Winging It by Theonewhodidnotdoit reviews
The newest season of Smash Brothers, the interdimensional fighting championship, is upon us, and as the contestants fight both in and out of the ring, an unlikely couple forms... PitxSamus, because I love the pairing, and rated T for mentioned nudity. Don't ask.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,215 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Pit, Samus A.] Link, Peach - Complete
21 by GalacticTrooper954 reviews
Well Hiro does eventually grow up and this birthday party would not just be any ordinary birthday party with the group...Fred was insistent on giving Hiro his first wild night and what happens? Well this is only a summary, you have to read to find out! Rated M for Alcohol and Alcohol-influenced foolishness,
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago] Fred, Honey Lemon
What's in a Name? by Zoe Walker reviews
It takes a lot to make Commander Shepard cry. Not in a 'my best friend just died and I shed a single tear of heroic sorrow' way, we're talking a total nervous breakdown here. The first game didn't end this way, but it could and totally should have. Crackfic. One-shot
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Complete
Mini Adventures by Ren Yuzuki reviews
TFP - If it wasn't for that weapon they wouldn't need to deal with this right now! Starscream, Knock Out, and Soundwave try to keep a secret hidden, but sparklings were always curious. Even if they were versions of themselves! Disclaimer: Do not own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,230 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Soundwave, Starscream, Knock Out
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 933 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter Reads the Multiverse by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
We've all seen Harry Potter, friends and enemies read his past, but what happens when he gains the opportunity to read the adventures of entirely different Harry Potters. Completely original stories that can range from harem tales to X-overs to pairings that don't make sense. Reading stars including students, staff, death eaters and the Dursleys. Read, Review and prosper!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,975 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
The Man in the Mirror by BluesNavi reviews
"If this happens again, if tomorrow is still 'today,' I want you to sit down in front of a mirror. I want you to look at your reflection and tell it everything that's bothering you." She gave a crooked grin. "Then we'll see how crazy you are."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 171,145 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Miranda L., Allen Walker
Black King by EagleTsubasa reviews
Humans have been going missing and Hollow appearances have been steadily increasing. With the Hollows and the slowly-reappearing humans acting oddly, Ichigo, with his knowledge of humans, is called in by the baffled Shinigami. However, Ichigo soon finds himself facing something that couldn't possibly exist. Will they find a way to defeat the Black King and his growing army?
Crossover - Bleach & Slender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Ichigo K., Slender
Futas and Gloryholes by DopeFreezy reviews
In a nutshell, it's a story that focuses more on lemons than anything else, with a futanari twist. First Chapter: Sakura and Ino. Warnings: Futanari, PWP, Smut, Hardcore, Minor-ish.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 283 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H., Tenten
Harperwong AU Timeline Snippets: 2004 - 2011 by RaspberryLimes reviews
Notable events in our Harperwong AU that occur between the RE4 reboot and the Damnation reboot.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Complete
Ben 10: Lemon Victory! by DopeFreezy reviews
Basically a hot lemon one-shot between Gwen and Charmcaster in a bathroom. Warnings: PWP, Smut, Futanari, Minor, Hate-Sex, Hardcore, Rape-ish (Not as bad as you think), Fem-Dom.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,727 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 147 - Published: 11/30/2014 - Charmcaster/Hope, Gwen T. - Complete
Realm Hearts by Keyote reviews
My own personal retelling of the Kingdom Hearts story, with Roxas as the main character. Some elements from the games will be used, though altered to some degree with both familiar and not so familiar Disney worlds will be seen. Expect some romance to be involved in the story too, with some Roxas/Olette/Xion/Namine/Ventus/Kairi moments, though not all happening at once.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 193,367 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Roxas, Olette, Xion
A Daughter's Lust by Emperor Lee reviews
A sequal to a mother's love. Futa OC, Futa Kushina, Fem Naruko, Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Kushina U., Naruko U., OC - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 8,356 - Follows: 4,502 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Wanting by Hilaryth reviews
[Hirogo] Hiro is trying to deal with his puberty and his uncontrollable attraction to the adrenaline junkie, Gogo. NSFW.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Hiro Hamada, GoGo Tomago - Complete
Harperwong AU: Resident Evil 4 Reboot by RaspberryLimes reviews
An alternate universe where Helena is the US agent caught up in the events of RE4. F/F pairings, sort of: Ada constantly flusters Helena; Ashley develops a crush on Helena. Rated M for violence, gore, and also for the severity of Helena's injuries and Ada's penchant for sitting on her. Co-written with Egg rolls
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,258 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [Helena H., Ada W.] Ashley G., Luis S. - Complete
Only the Music by LadyPhenyx reviews
Though pain and joy, victory and loss, Jack has danced through life. He doesn't know it yet, but it's given him a reputation - one he and the Guardians are only now learning about.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 63,007 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Jack Frost, Tooth] - Complete
Morning Start by jophieru reviews
Lucifer somehow becomes a child after drinking a magical can of cola, and the rest of Castle Overlord decides to raise him from the start and nip those NEET habits at the bud.
Devil is a Part-Timer/はたらく魔王さま - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Maou/Maou S., Ashiya S., Lucifer/Urushihara H.
The MILF and the Veela by whitetigerwolf reviews
When Harry doesn't step forward after his name is drawn from the Goblet of Fire, Dumbledore uses the Goblet to summon his wayward student. Awkwardness ensues. ONE-SHOT, COMPLETE. M for...embarrassing situations and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 2,358 - Follows: 1,006 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Harry P., Narcissa M., Fleur D.] Draco M. - Complete
Mass Effect Loops by Detective Ethan Redfield reviews
Commander Shepard has entered the infinite loops that will never end. Hilarity is bound to follow.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,369 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Shepard
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,117 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
To Hug a Hulk by Morena Evensong reviews
It all started with a little girl. Actually, it started with the bugs, but the Avengers are trying to forget the bugs. So there's a little girl and the Hulk, who keeps doing heroic things that makes social media explode. Meanwhile, Bruce Banner wants to know what's up with those t-shirts. Basically, this is the story of how the Hulk became New York's favourite Avenger.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 550 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Random Happenings in Transformers: Prime by Exigence reviews
Find out different things the Autobots and Decepticons do on and off the battlefield! Megatron remembering the Glory days of 1985! Someone pranks Arcee! Give suggestions! Set in the Prime universe! Will contain a lot of G1 references! If you suggest something from other TF universes, describe what happens!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 13,281 - Follows: 6,119 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Change of Heart by Gentizm reviews
Saya won't stand for seeing her old childhood friend abused by those he held most dear to his heart. She'll do her best to remind him that there is life after Rei. Summer is coming fast. Could the rekindling of an old friendship lead to something unexpected?
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,072 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Saya T., Takashi K., Rei M., Hisashi I.
Maleficent had an Idea by Kitty scribbles reviews
Takes place when Sleeping Beauty is alone in the room and Maleficent takes her through the fireplace, but it goes in a different direction. MAJOR F/F Beware! Could ruin your childhood of Sleeping Beauty! Read at your own risk!
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent
How to Live a Dragon's Life by cinedragon reviews
What if Hiccup did kill Toothless? As punishment by the gods, he is turned into a Night Fury himself. Is there still hope for peace between dragons and Vikings? It's all up to Hiccup. And it ain't easy, a dragon's life.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,523 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless
Instinct by just a space duck reviews
Mirai Trunks just can't stop looking at his mother. He changes the course of history and discovers a power that hadn't been seen in over 2000 years, leading him down a path of pleasure and depravity. M.Trunks/Harem
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,910 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - M. Trunks, Bulma, Mrs. Brief
Nascent by GrinGrin reviews
What if the Doradans were actually onto something when they thought our dynamic duo were their gods returning?
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Miguel, Tulio
Movie Night by GrinGrin reviews
Zeus changes his tactics. Hilarity ensued. (Blame Dana).
Crossover - The Thing & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Rapture's Familiar by Jak Tube reviews
The portal. Bright lights. Long metal hallways. The cackling of splicers. Blood. Thats all I can remember before arriving here. And suddenly, I'm looking at a girl with weird pink hair. Oh, shit. Definitely not in Rapture anymore. Louise X OC
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,586 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014
Baka art of the sword by axeloftheflame reviews
Akihisa had a friend when he was younger before he moved away. they stayed in touch over the years, but as Sword art online went up Akihisa finds out his friend is stuck in the game. He decides to leave every thing behind and go in after him and help him escape. As he gets there can his friend Kirito and him get out as Akihisa learns the way of the sword along with his friend.
Crossover - Baka and Test - Summon the Beasts/バカとテストと召喚獣 & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,664 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - [Akihisa Yoshii, Lisbeth/Rika S.] Kirito/Kazuto K.
Triple The Fun by moshyman reviews
Wanting to be alone Astrid heads for Toothless' hidden cove... The three small terrors looked like they wanted something, probably sex... Toothless and Hiccup could only watch... Warning: contains sexual content and beastiallity, if your not comfortable with either of those don't read this story, otherwise enjoy the story!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
Mass Effect Funny One Shots! by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Just some one shots with humor that I thought everyone might enjoy. More to come. Rate T for Language
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2014
My First Cupcake by Arctic Banana reviews
Through the magic of "because shut up", Kratos journeys to the magical land of Hoboken, New Jersey and tastes a cupcake for the very first time.
God of War - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
Therapy at Muzzle Velocity by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,142 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kelly C.
Babysitting Is A Pain In The Ass by crophop reviews
Sakura decided to take a babysitting job to make some more spending money. However, she has to babysit Moegi, who is willing to do anything to get rid of her. Contains: F/F, loli, futa, licking, oral, anal, anal cream pie, rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 150 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Moegi, Sakura H. - Complete
Starscream's Vacation by ohmygoshcheese reviews
Due to a freak accident (not really), Starscream ends up in Hawaii and finds he rather likes it there… Prime. Somewhat AU-ish? One-shot. No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Samus' Will by OrangeBackpack reviews
Traveling to a distant planet, Samus Aran meets an unusual person named Naruto Uzumaki who she can't seem to stay away from. As love blooms, Metroids start to cause trouble for the pair. Rated M for Mature content.
Crossover - Metroid & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,562 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Samus A., Naruto U.
Namikaze of Lightning by Elemental Kitsune reviews
Naruto has been banished by the Council after his failed attempt to bring Sasuke back from Orochimaru. But before he leaves, he finds out who his parents were and leaves for Kumo, his father's birthplace. Will he find happiness there? ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,078 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 3,338 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Naruto U., Samui
Goldielocks and the Three Bears (Adult Version) by Fictophile reviews
Just a quick lemon i wrote at three in the morning. After Goldie meets the first set of bears a new group of them move into the woods. When she meets then they are anything but nice. Contains Rape First Lemon
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/3/2014
Paper Mache by crophop reviews
Pain invaded the Leaf to find Naruto, bringing Konan with him. She went off on her own to find information about Naruto. Instead, she finds a bunch of useless ninja, save for one. Of all the Hidden Leaf Village, a horny Konan came across Moegi. Conatins: F/F, futa, rape, loli, fingering, licking, oral, virgin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Konan, Moegi - Complete
An Unconventional Relationship by ImmaculateVirgin reviews
A story about how Hanataro managed to attract the affections of Tsubaki, an uncouth female fighter of the 11th
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Hanatarō Y., OC
Life As A Futa by RCS513 reviews
Life In School Is hard Enough As It Is For Naruko. Things Could Only Be More Complicated As A Futa Student At That. If You Liked My Story "Somewhere I Belong" You May like this too! A Nice Start As I Try To Give An Actual Smut Story Kinda A Plot. Maybe? Probably Not Lol. Warning: Smut And Futa is Involved! You Have Been Warned. Review And Give Tips!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 230 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Tayuya, Kushina U., Naruko U.
Symbiotic Uzumaki by VFSNAKE reviews
Basically a NarutoxVenom crossover. I know it sound bad, but have I ever steered you wrong with crossovers before? Also this will be a harem. Who exactly? Wait and see!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 3,710 - Follows: 3,231 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Time is the Path to Strength by Repiece reviews
Zeref sends Natsu back in time to grow stronger in order to defeat him and protect his friends who died during the fight with him. Now Natsu has to relive his battles, but this time as a much stronger mage. Time Travel Fic NatsuxHarem
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 238,582 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Natsu D., Mirajane S., Erza S., Lucy H.
Raven's Spell Book by crophop reviews
Every spell caster has their favorite spells. It might be destructive enough to blow up a planet, or it could be trivial enough as to only make cookies. Raven's favorite spell is neither trivial nor destructive. Starfire is the only one to see Raven's favorite spell. Contains: F/F, futa, solo, autofelatia, anal, oral, inflation, and bukkake
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,705 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 183 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Raven, Starfire - Complete
The Secret Diary of Commander femShepard by 1Syphira reviews
Total CRACK that I've wanted to write for a while. Inspired by "The Secret Diary of Luke Skywalker" which I HIGHLY recommend everyone read. XD Rated M only for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - J. Garson - Complete
Alone in an Apocalypse by LadyDiesAlot reviews
Zoey is alone, after the death of all of her friends and the hope of rescue ripped from her grasp she finds herself fighting to survive. To Survive the apocalypse and herself. An unlikely character enters her life. Will it cause her death or her salvation
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,458 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Zoey, Hunter
Ichigo's Chibified Nightmares by Ixcalia reviews
After an explosion in Szayel's lab, Ichigo finds four chibified Espada. Refusing to allow the children to suffer at Szayel's hands, Ichigo makes his escape back to his own world. Taking care of these guys is going to be no easy task, and naturally, chaos will follow. Bad for Ichigo, hilarious to everyone else! Rated mainly for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Grimmjow J., Neliel T. O./Nel
Icha Icha: Naruto the pimp chronicles: crack style by uncageduzu reviews
This is a smutty/crack fic with pimp Naruto. This fic DOES contain lemons and cursing and such. Don't hate it if you don't like it! Could become crossover!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 129 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Taste Of Your Magic by Annoy mouse reviews
[HIATUS!]Deliciously Dark. Evil too. Bellatrix finds baby Harry left with the muggles & discovers his unusual accidental magical trait, one that she finds... Very Appealing. She decides to keep and groom him to be their next Dark Lord, and enlists the aid of Narcissa. Harry/Bellatrix, quasi-harem for a reason but H/B/N overall. M for a reason. THESE CHARACTERS ARE EVIL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,674 - Reviews: 1251 - Favs: 4,062 - Follows: 4,287 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P., Narcissa M.]
Love Potion Number Nine by TenyumeKasumi reviews
And all this while, nobody knew that Dr. Michel pulled a Romilda Vane and had actually spiked the chocolates for Garrus with love potion. Oh, how very clever! But her little secret is just about to be found out in the absolute worst way possible ...
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2014 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Legion, Daro'Xen - Complete
Survival? by BigBadBabaYaga reviews
Delta survives with the help of Lamb and his pair-bond with Eleanor is restored. But what is he going to do with 13 ex-little sisters, a psychopathic therapist, and a daughter who has turned herself into a big sister?
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Delta, Eleanor L.
Heritage by beirirangu reviews
Written by "Abramus5250", it's the story of Spike awakening after his first long sleep of five years, only to discover that not only there are a LOT of young fillies, but that they look surprisingly different, yet familiar. - Post Scriptum I have been given permission to post this and Abramus removed it from his account due to conflicts with his personal beliefs
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,646 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Spike
Harry Potter in Slytherin by Theoriginaljoe reviews
What if Harry had ended up in Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,609 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 10,731 - Follows: 3,142 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hanataro's Misadventures as Captain Commander by Biscuit15 reviews
After an emotional breakdown as Captain-Commander, Shunsui gives the position to Hanataro for a day in order to prove his friend wrong about his leadership skills. But with Hanataro as Captain Commander, everything is bound to go wrong. Humour, Rated T for safety.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Hanatarō Y.
Your Fault by Sarah1281 reviews
In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,601 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 356 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Obito U., Madara U., Tobirama S., Danzō S. - Complete
Hot Spectrum Snowflakes by anthony.oakes.520 reviews
A very short Tooth x Jack fic. Because there is not enough of anything good between the two. Will continue within the aftermath. Lots of sweatiness beyond, tread carefully. Softcore.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
De Snippets by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
Reading this may result in a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 5/8/2012
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 3,590 - Follows: 3,067 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Twice on the hook by Nossu reviews
Arcee was in panic when she used her comm "Ratchet please answer, can you hear me?" she pleads, but no answer. She increased her speed and headed towards the base. Panic was getting more real when her spark felt like it would choke "Jack please be OK" She whispered.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Arcee, Jack D., Optimus Prime, W. Fowler - Complete
Just a Scratch by Daemonkhyra reviews
While investigating a Quarian ship that was attacked by heretic Geth, Commander Shepard comes upon a very interesting and vaguely familiar sight. When all was said and done, all he could think was, "No more vid recommendations from Joker..."
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Tali'Zorah, EDI, Shepard - Complete
Hayami's lust by The Reaper13 reviews
Hayami is a young teenager who is fed up with her everyday boring life. So she decides to make plans, plans for her future, plans to restore her shattered clan to its power, and plans to fuck every single girl, woman, and female pokemon to control the world. Can one girl help stop her plans or will the world fall into darkness? Read warnings inside the story first before reading.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,234 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Complete
Charmander's mating season adventure by Fox King jm reviews
One day, a Charmander named Ryu was sleeping in his cave, till an earthquake destroys his home. now Ryu must found a new home. As he travels in a forest to rest another Pokémon shows up, that was in heat. A Pokémon lemon/mating/breeding and more. I do not own Pokemon, so please enjoy: Charmander's mating season adventure.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Charizard/Lizardon, Charmander/Hitokage, Charmeleon/Lizardo
Behind Closed Doors by OldAsHeck reviews
When out in public, Mebuki and Sakura are you're average mother and daughter. but behind close doors these two have a very dark, lustful, secrete that nobody knows about. Not even Kazashi. Incest. Futa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sakura H.
A Very Human Convention by Ardent Aspen reviews
"What do you mean, you don't have a middle name?" A game of Truth or Dare leads to an unexpected discovery, and once again the Autobots are amazed at the oddity of some human traditions.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Optimus Prime, Jack D., Miko N., Raf E. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Helping Hand of Death by Tremor230 reviews
Reptilia chall. I have not abandoned Naruto, I just need something different, Harry Keeps getting killed, his personal Grim Reaper is not happy, HE WILL BE FIRED! so it's time for a certain young wizard to be trained to achieve his destiny, get his soulmate and kill Voldy, kicking ass and taking names, a strange teacher will help. AU, OOC, RATED M so I won't hear about kids safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 63,010 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Augus - Complete
The Queen's Meal by Toxic Wastenote reviews
-(Dark Sector chapter 1. Feb 6) I have a request, please do a Chrysalis x Oc. Oc is Frost (check profile) And make it anthro Plot:Chrysalis is in heat, so she calls in her best recon soldier to help her take care of it. (It can be regular or however you want it but no spanking)- This is my 3rd request and I have to say, I'm a tiny bit proud of how I handled this one!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Queen Chrysalis, OC - Complete
The Opposite Of Reality by Desuse reviews
Rukia decides to ignore her orders to be stationed in Karakura town and Ichigo suffers the consequences of her actions by becoming a hollow. Ichigo x Harem
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,223 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Ichigo K.
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 3,347 - Follows: 4,133 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
LustCraft II by TheBananaSlug reviews
Sequel of the popular WarCraft one-shots, here is the long-awaited sequel with scenarios including centaurs, dragons, demons, nerubians, vykruls, and tentacles! Watch as you see Thrall and Jaina embrace in a forbidden love, see the Brides of C'Thun, and see...SALLY WHITEMANE! Full of lemony goodness and 'interesting' literature.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,589 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 6/8/2013
Vampire Effect: Dead on Arrival by ridtom reviews
What if Dracula had won? What if there was a scientific reason for vampirism? What if Humanity embraced it's undead kin? What other monsters lurk in the night? How would the Citadel Council handle Humanity's Monsters?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dracula - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,660 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - J. Garson, Saren A., Dracula, Mina Harker
Manly Magi Kamina Magica! by TTGL Machine reviews
A man's soul does not disappear after death. No, it only goes where it is needed next. Now Kamina, once the proud leader of the invincible team Dai-Gurren must now do everything in his power to make five magical girls grab hold of their own paths!
Crossover - Gurren Lagann & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,066 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Kamina, Mami T.
The Harbinger Of Change by Vader's.Apprentice.I.Am reviews
The Reapers left mass effect technology for the species to find so that the cycle would continue. However, what if a species was clever enough to avoid the trap. A magical and technologically advanced Humanity makes contact with the galaxy and prepares to break the cycle.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,302 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Shepard
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 3182 - Favs: 9,153 - Follows: 5,776 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Mass Dead Effect by HellKing666 reviews
Humanity has fallen to the Green Flu, yet rose up to face the stars, watch as the Infected fight the Turians and kick their ass, make friends with the outcasts of the Council, and show the Reapers that even if they are a mistake, they are one that drags them to Hell as they once thought themselves part of.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,793 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - J. Garson, Bill
Triangulation by Gibson 1959 Les Paul reviews
Set just post-timeskip. Robin and Nami are Best Friends. Robin loves Luffy. Nami loves Luffy. Luffy loves meat. Problems ensue. (I've always shipped Nami x Luffy. But I also really like shipping Robin x Luffy. So this is me having my cake and eating it too) Essentially a harem fic that I attempted to make somewhat believable. Will have mature scenes.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,220 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Luffy, Robin, Nami
Cure to Emptiness by Robert001 reviews
Ulquiorra Cifer is given a new chance to understand the meaning of his heart. But his search does not continue in the world where he once existed. Instead follow him as he is placed in the magical world of Earthland and how in this world of existence he will find help from our favorite guild of mages Fairy Tail!
Crossover - Bleach & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,525 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Ulquiorra
Carrie by CreatorZorah reviews
One-shot. Harry volunteers himself to help the efforts of the ICW at maintaining the statute of secrecy in America. Eventually he goes back to the Wizarding Britain, but... not alone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Carrie - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Christmas Presents from the Heart by Futanari Queen reviews
A commission for a guy on deviant. Sorry for its lateness but the sight was overloaded on Christmas so I couldn't get it to you. Not a futa-fic, just a little heart-warming christmas thing.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Ichigo K., Dark Ichigo, Rukia K., Orihime I. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2430 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 3,958 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Drabblemon Party! by Tafyapyap reviews
If other Pokemon writers can do one-shot bundles, why can't I? So basically, instead of posting millions of seperate one-shots, I'll just stuff them all in here. :p So, yeah, got a request? Hopefully, I can answer! No specific prohibitions, really, since I'm carefree like that. :P And hey, M rated stories not your thing? No prob, you can even request T rated. Well, enjoy !
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 98,599 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Complete
A Win is a Win by omnidestruction5678 reviews
Natsu, after being beaten by Erza for the umpteenth time, take a walk to think of a new strategy. During his walk, he meets a weird, old, man who offers to teach Natsu a new technique to beat Erza. Yet, how will Erza react when Natsu uses this technique on her and how will it affect her relationship with Natsu? Slight crossover and home for Natsu/Crack ideas.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,117 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Natsu D., Erza S.
Harry Addams by Savy13 reviews
The Addams Family gets a new member.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 964 - Favs: 3,376 - Follows: 3,619 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P.
Allen, Noah, Dinner? by 100thAngel reviews
Allen joins the Noah's for dinner... unwillingly. What could go wrong?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,201 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Allen Walker, Road C., Tyki Mikk - Complete
Protégé by black.k.kat reviews
Yamamoto Genryūsai Shigekuni is, at heart, an old man who likes his tea prepared a certain way and has a soft spot for talented youngsters. His latest fledgling seems to be one Kurosaki Ichigo, substitute soul reaper. (Alternatively, a story in which Yamamoto is a crafty old man, Ichigo grows up to be utterly terrifying, and Aizen doesn't stand a chance.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 3,012 - Follows: 981 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Ichigo K., G.S. Yamamoto - Complete
Operation Mistletoe by Killer Moth reviews
Miko imparts a Christmas tradition with Jack and Arcee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Arcee, Jack D., Miko N. - Complete
Scar: The Chronicles of a Bastard and his friends by Tremor230 reviews
Rated M! I won't play nice here, and with this I am directly aiming at having you people hate me, it will be against every good memory the pokemon series gave you, I warned you. Summ: Scar (see story image) is a wild Pikachu with a dream, showing to the humans that he doesn't need them to be great, follow here his adventures. full details inside, looking for help in pokemon fanfic
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,635 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Pikachu, Gardevoir/Sirknight, Serperior /Jaroda
Learning the Difference by Slicerness reviews
Sakura needs chakra, and Naruto just so happens to have a surplus. A deal is made and valuable lessons are learned by all. Dirty lessons. Rated M for good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,210 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 382 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H.]
Changed My Mind by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki decides to take Thor's final offer to just forget the whole evil thing and come home after all and works with them to end the battle that much quicker. That works for the Asgardians but the Avengers, particularly Clint, are not too pleased about this. Helping stop his own invasion or not, he did kind of try to conquer the world.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 90 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Role Reversal by Trishata96 reviews
After Shepard breaks the Mako on an ice planet, the team have to take shelter in a nearby bunker. One problem... there's only two blankets and three people, which is quite entertraining in the morning for Williams and Shepard, but not for Kaidan. (Based on Kmeme prompt)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Ashley W., Kaidan A., Shepard - Complete
Trouble by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1737 - Favs: 6,504 - Follows: 3,986 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 5,474 - Follows: 5,665 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
I Don't Know How to Deal with Youkai Academy! by Scarecrow'sMainFan reviews
After switching sides and helping kill Medusa, Crona is pardoned, but sent to Youkai Academy as part of his probation. Can he survive the frightening world of monsters? And how will he deal with the girls around him falling in love with him?
Crossover - Soul Eater & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,377 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Crona
Hopping Frog by Jac.exe reviews
Eruka learns that a friend, even one that you barely know, is still a friend. A collection of one shots that focus mostly on Eruka and Crona.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,779 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Eruka Frog, Crona
Customs by Angelada reviews
"Why won't you get on the horse, Divines damn it?" Because that was what started all this mess, she simply refused to get behind him on the blasted animal.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia] - Complete
Naruto no Taka by Hakureisaiga reviews
When Danzo and the elders make a plan to make baby Naruto into a weapon, a witness takes him and gives him to a friend that owes him a favor. Now 12 years later, watch Naruto as Taka fight to protect his people and become Naruto no Taka.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,620 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 679 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Unexpected Aftermath by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
It all started with a rotten egg... or was it a butterfly? A horseshoe nail? ...Well, something like that, at any rate. But regardless of how it all started, things have kinda snowballed out of control, and now Sokka just wants the world to start making sense again. Toph x Sokka x Suki (Tukka) [title image by FieryStampede at deviant art]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,399 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Sokka, Suki, Toph - Complete
Delia's Hungry Friend by Mawileluvergirl reviews
What happens when Delia finds an injured, and hungry, Arbok lying wounded on the side of the road? Lemon/Vore.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Delia K./Hanako, Arbok - Complete
Ask Shepard: An Advice Column by Shootingstar7123 reviews
A Galactic Enquirer online exclusive-Commander Shepard answers YOUR fanmail and questions in her very own advice column!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Shepard - Complete
A Void With A Heart by Paragon of Awesomeness reviews
Ulquiorra lost his fight with Ichigo Kurosaki, but he gained something invaluable. Though his story didn't end there. Witness his life as he enters Yokai Academy, seeking to understand humans. And with a bit of help from some very special girls, the Fourth Espada might finally fill the emptiness inside of him, and maybe even grow to understand what it truly means to have a heart.
Crossover - Bleach & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,565 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Ulquiorra
A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. Also in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan. Naturally, all of this is complicated by the events and people surrounding them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 2,099 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U., Karin U.
Levi's by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
The Absent Minded Altmer by Keolah reviews
Keolah, the high elf mage, apparently took a wrong turn in Cyrodiil and wandered into Skyrim somehow. She doesn't think she did anything deserving of execution. Maybe she accidentally ate somebody's sweetroll?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,563 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, Ralof
Dungeon's Finest Patron by Frei reviews
Featuring some of the Arisen's special ways of dealing with the idiocies that are Gran Soren's citizenry.
Dragon's Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Arisen, Julien, Mercedes Marten - Complete
Growth Unhindered by Corncake reviews
Dumbledore, hoping to spare Harry from the woes of fame and give him a normal childhood, doesn't send Harry the Hogwarts admission. Now, upon the return of the Dark Lord, Dumbledore's hand is forced, and he "introduces" Harry to the wizarding world. But Harry discovered magic all on his own, and a cunning, powerful Harry is loosed upon Hogwarts. HHr. Powerful!Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,327 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Urz by FluffyCannibal reviews
"I have a proposal for the ship," Grunt boomed. "I think we should bring a varren on board. They have their uses in battle, and it could make an excellent addition to the team." "Absolutely not," Shepard immediately replied. "This is a warship, Grunt, not a flying zoo" ...And in the meantime, Jack and Miranda are finding new and inventive ways to piss each other off. Comedy (ish)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013 - J. Garson, Miranda L., Jack, U. Grunt - Complete
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More Death After Death reviews
Our favorite black-blood swordsman takes one for the team and is sent to Japan, just as a zombie apocalypse takes place. Now he has to deal with more undead that are nothing like Sid, and girls with ridiculously sexy bodies. Yippee... M because it's HotD. Obviously. CronaxHarem.
Crossover - Highschool of the Dead & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,034 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 3/14/2013 - [OC, Crona, OC] Ragnarok
Shadow Of The Fox reviews
Maybe godlike-Naruto. Naruto has had just about enough. Now everyone will see his true colors. Maybe a large harem. Second story so far. M for a reason, not for 18-year-olds. Sasuke-bashing. FemKyuubi FemHaku FemGaara FemDeidara Naruharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,415 - Reviews: 2251 - Favs: 5,505 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blood Leaf reviews
Naruto is run out of the village, met the Kyuubi... and has now become a powerful entity. NarutoxFemZetsu. M because of gore and some cursing. God-like Naruto. Slight DMC xover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,347 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Naruto U., Zetsu
Unbound reviews
Sequel to Interactions. Now that Crona has a bit more confidence in himself, he's able to handle a few more things. Including the new maid that seems interested in him. Once he's done, he'll also start planning for a better life. Crona/Mizune/Eruka. Lemon. Smut. Not for kids.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Crona, Mizune, Eruka Frog] - Complete
Interactions reviews
Sort of AU. Crona, with very little touching of other people in his life, becomes curious as to the texture of skin on other people. Lucky for him, a certain maid is more than willing to help him out. Smut, not for kids! OOCness
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Crona, Eruka Frog - Complete
Lullaby reviews
Just a fluff. Allen gets a present from Kumoi, but does he really want it?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Allen Walker, Lala - Complete
I Can Handle Her reviews
Can't think of a summary, but it's CronaxBlair smut. Lemons, not meant for kids, and I'm positive it's original.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Blair, Crona - Complete
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