Baxyratty
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Joined 05-17-02, id: 215097, Profile Updated: 11-08-12
Author has written 4 stories for Hellsing, Batman, and My Little Pony.

After about 7 long years I'm back! I was known as Zarnon, but now I'm back as Baxyratty! More insane, darker, stores and an expanded knowledge of fandoms, oh you guys are in for some great stories!

fandoms I write for:

Hellsing

Redwall

Doctor Who

Torchwood

MLP: FIM

So sit back, strap in and get ready for some good old fashioned craziness.

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The Hellsing War Chronicles by EZB reviews
With the death of one of their best, The Hellsing Organization returns to England. Fresh troops, with fresh attitudes await their training, but can the talents of the words greatest fighters and Hellsing stand up to the shadows of the Umbrella Corp?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 415,040 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10h ago - Published: 6/1/2008 - Alucard, Integra
Master of the Boot's Deadliest Warrior by Master of the Boot reviews
Inspired by Spike TV's awsome show, watch as the deadliest warriors in all fiction go head to head with each other. Suggestions will be accepted. Mental vs Raynor is on hiatus but we have all new fight up :)
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,125 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/6/2010
Heart of the Swarm: Amon's Revenge by Master of the Boot reviews
Parody of the end of HOTS: Kerrigan goes to face Mengsk with the help of Jim. But little does she realize that she's facing a secret alliance of villains, a twisted conspiracy, a traitor within, and sexual pleasures untold ;) Her enemies are legion and their power is matched only by their insanity, and Sarah Kerrigan is just getting warmed up. oneshot
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Complete
Terror on Gay Street: Halloween Nightmare by Master of the Boot reviews
Edward and Jasper were happily married until Jasper was murdered. Now merely a shell of the man he used to be, Edward tries to heal as Halloween nears. But on all Hallow's Eve, Edward is about to learn that true love never dies and neither does true evil
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,108 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Jasper
The Big Hellsing: The Forks Affair by Master of the Boot reviews
Millennium was destroyed, but the conflict never ends. With their backs against the wall, Hellsing will fight a war that will reshape the world as we know it, and Forks is the new battle ground. Welcome to the Big Hellsing. Crossover with Twilight.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 201,714 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Alucard, Integra
Hellsing X by Captain Lycan reviews
A certain mutant-hating Senator is approached by the Millennium organization and unknowingly paves the way for a war more terrifying than anything he could have imagined.
Crossover - Hellsing & Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,208 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Hans G., Wolverine/Logan
Abel Nightroad and the Wicked Wrath of Bradley by Master of the Boot reviews
While searching for a cup of tea with sugar, Father Abel runs into the most diabolical man in the world. The Contra Mundi may be dead, but monsters still roam the night looking for their next victim. Read as Abel takes on his most dangerous foe yet.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Führer Bradley
Alliances by blacksand1 reviews
Erin, Kutsavi AKA Kusi and Kallenna, best friends who were orphaned and separated a year ago have chosen their sides in the war. And after the Valentine brother's attack, they aren't the same. OCXCANON pairs galore, AXS, EXI
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,412 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008
Over The Top: Terror on Gay Street by Master of the Boot reviews
Edward Cullen is the unofficial king of the Seattle gay scene. All he wants is to take Jasper Whitlock home for a little fun,fun,fun. Unfortunately, tradgedy hits Edward and Jasper and the two are forced to fight for their lives. AU, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,924 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Lull by Chalk reviews
A Tale Of Boredom, Sadness, Love, And Routines From The Perspective Of Schrodinger. Captain x Schro And A Little Somewhat One Sided Rip x Schro, Along With A Couple Chapters Of Violence And A Few Yaoi Scenes.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,355 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007
My Interview with by maggeh reviews
My Interview with various Lion King characters! Starting with Mohatu, Mufasa's grandfather, all the way down to Kovu. This is my first TLK fanfic. Enjoy! PLEASE R&R NOTE: Finished.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004
Legacy of Kain: Reincarnation by Razielim Vampiress reviews
The year is 2005. Nosgoth is no more, subdued and subjugated to change with the passing eons. But there are still some familiar faces wandering about. So, what happens when six vampireincarnates stumble across an ancient Chronoplast Chamber?
Legacy of Kain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,312 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2005 - Published: 9/12/2004
Of Godly Bunnies and Godly Hats by Bezo and Yezo reviews
While aboard the Hilde Garde 3, the group happens upon two new teammates. But the strategy guide says nothing of them! Will they prove useful, or just sorta get in the way? Read on!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,696 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 4/18/2002
The Blade and the Scourge by VampCat reviews
Cluny survived, but barely. Now he's taken a job finding slaves. One of them is a lone mouse called Blade. What's her secret, and what effect will she have on Cluny?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,021 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Complete
The Great Revenge by kezya reviews
The NPCs have had enough and they're planning their revenge! Starring: Khalid, Jaheira, Valygar, Edwin, Anomen, Imoen, Yoshimo, Aerie, Irenicus, Minsc and Boo!, Viconia, Dynaheir and others.
Baldur's Gate - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,253 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 10/1/2002 - Complete
What Stress can do to a Kender by Lostone reviews
No, this story must go on. I did some revisions on chapter 8 and--oh yeah, our fav. gully dwarf becomes a god.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,225 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/13/2002 - Published: 9/2/2002
Yamato the Vampire Slayer 2 by Empress of the Eclipse reviews
Matt's finally accepted the freak of nature that called him as the new Slayer. But has he really accepted it? And what's going to happen between him and his friends? Digimon/Buffy cross-over, contains YOAI, Taito and Daiken to specify! Plus some Angel/Spi
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,234 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 8/14/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002
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Warning: Hitchhikers May be Escaping Nazis reviews
When an old enemy of England devastates London, he is betrayed by his two most talented Officers. Now that they are in Gotham will the Batman be able to stop them or will he be caught in an war he can't win? co-written with Master of the Boot
Batman - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,928 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Bruce W./Batman
Chaos Ascendant reviews
After six months training in her royal duties in Canterlot, the newly crowned princess Twilight Sparkle is ready to return to Ponyville. But when a experimental teleportation spell causes an unknown pony to appear in Ponyville things get out of hoof. ((Cover art by Veronica29PL on DeviantART, used with permission.))
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Princess Celestia
Road to Valhalla: Hell's Return reviews
When a strange tape is released to the news it is up to Hellsing and Torchwood to unravel it's origin. But will Jack be able to deal with the sudden reappearance of Schrödinger and Captain Hans Günsche? Rated M for dark themes, blood/gore, etc.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Schrodinger, Hans G.
Waking the Dreamer reviews
When Twilight Sparkle begins having nightmares about a pony she has never met she seeks Zecora's help. only to find that there are some things in Equestria even magic and science can not explain.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Zecora