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Joined 11-19-09, id: 2151009, Profile Updated: 05-28-11

Ah, the blessing of writers... every character flaw, every pimple and pore...everything in you I see, shall be immortalized in fiction for eternity.

Flickering eyelids. Devilish smile. Another one trapped in my web of desire, hm...So who am I, then? To the ones who matter I'm a great friend, a fantastic lover, a libertine, a witch, a revolutionary, an inspiration, a contradiction, insane in the membrane, wonderfully real and existentially free. I live outside the box, I jump on the box, I crush it beneath my feet, and I'll stab it with a knife until it's shredded into little pieces. It's not about being different, it's about BEING no matter what anyone says. Creating a world of your own and standing by your right to create it even when faced with insurmountable odds.

I prefer sitting and listening instead of actually getting involved in the conversation. I adore musicals, classical music, reading, writing, role-playing, and using complicated words in my sentences to try and make myself sound intelligent... Definite anti-hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. I'm addicted to the internet, but I find it's much better than real life. Real life is one of the few things I find that deserve my unconditional shunning.

I'm here to read fanfics and very possibly review them, nothing more. I used to write but... I've decided that I'll probably stick to Facebook role-play when it comes to that...

You know you're obsessed with Sweeney Todd when:

-Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think, "Wow, here's something that doesn't remind me of... Sweeney Todd!"

-You have the movie memorized.

-You sing 'A Little Priest' whenever you have pie for supper.

-Instead of saying 'the beach' you say 'by the sea'.

-You sing 'My Friends' to your razor and/or kitchen knives.

-You have to wait on the title screen of the DVD for the scream and blood splatter.

-Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack, you know the lyrics off by heart.

-You re-enact Helena's 'Worst Pies in London' in your own kitchen.

-You choke up whenever you read/hear/are introduced to someone named either: Sweeney/Benjamin/Lucy/Nellie/Lovett/Barker/Turpin/Toby/Todd

-You like to do the following past-times:

Sipping coffee

Dancing

Blowing out your candle while combing out your hair

Letter-writing

Flower-picking

Weather-watching

-Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O.

-You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd.

-You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

-When you're in the supermarket, you deliberately go searching in the frozen food section for meat pies. The little ones, mind.

-Every time you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea. Believe me, it's hard.

-You've tried doing your hair Mrs Lovett's style-messy...and worn it outside.

-You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters.

-You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

-You've bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset, red and white by the sea bustle dress...

-Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty...

-You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. "Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos." "Now, where's that flamin' Mister T gone to?"

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A Hundred Reasons to Trade Your Plumber for a King by superblooper reviews
A collection of one hundred little oneshots featuring Bowser and Peach. Part of the Fanfic100 Challenge.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,879 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 10/17/2009 - [Bowser, Peach]
Beyond Redemption by unamuerte reviews
What if: Judge Turpin never died? Sweeney burns Nellie, but the Judge rescues her? Once he discovers Nellie is in the clutches of the Judge, Sweeney realises he loves her. But is he beyond redemption? Which man will win Nellie’s heart? Eventual Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,569 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Eleanor L., Judge Turpin
Wolf at Her Door by Kat Lee formerly Pirate Turner reviews
There's a wolf at her door, and Belle can't wait to throw it open wide. Het.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Belle, Beast/Prince - Complete
A Childhood Game by ZinicInk reviews
How did the game of kidnap and rescue between the Mushroom Kingdom and the Darklands come to be? What were the relations between the two kingdoms before the Bros. had ever even shown their fluffy mustached faces? BowserXPeach
Mario - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,664 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Bowser, Peach
Stories about Caroline by lokiness reviews
Some short ish stories about Caroline pre-GLaDOS. Contains some explanation, and some liberal interpretation. This fic will continue over on AO3 (TheImmortalLiz)
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011
Ghosts by Faux Promises reviews
Returned to power once again, Aperture's rightful ruler reflects on her experiences. GLaDOS-centric ficlet.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Yakimochi hen by Jane Poirot reviews
Jealousy chapter. Has Mion really never killed anyone? Has there not been a world where she, too, fell victim to the parasite which convinced her that she was losing the person she held dear to her own friends?
Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,805 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Mion S., Keiichi M. - Complete
In The Bakehouse by BellatrixBlackLovett reviews
It's hot. It's sweaty. Bellatrix is wondering down Fleet Street and pops into Mrs. Lovett's pie shop for a drink. She gets more then she first thought. Rated M. Written with my mate Emily.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bellatrix L., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Downward Descent by unamuerte reviews
A séance. A lullaby. A pervert's epiphany. Ten drabbles sweeping around the Sweeney Todd world.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Sweeney T.
One by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
One year, twelve months, twelve moments. One baker, one barber, one love. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,823 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Luck of the Irish by dinacarter reviews
I noticed that there aren't many stories dealing with Amos, and I always felt that he deserved better. To make up for it, here's just a little short story to give the poor guy the love he deserves. Rated M for a reason ;
Chicago! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Complete
The Taming of Mr T by unamuerte reviews
What if Sweeney hadn't pushed Mrs Lovett in the oven? Could he and Mrs Lovett have the seaside life she'd always dreamed of? Or will the ghost of Lucy always get in the way? Finally Completed!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,628 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
You And Me, Mr T, By The Beautiful Sea by SweeneyToddRocksMySocks reviews
When Mrs. Lovett falls ill, the only way for her to recover is a trip to the seaside. Of course, Toby and Mr. Todd come. Mr. Todd is not thrilled, and tries to make it a miserable trip, but it's so hard with Mrs. Lovett's contagious happiness. Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,193 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009
Miracle on Fleet Street: Rosie's Diary by Ghost in Front of Me reviews
A story of love and longing, hate and melancholy, all seen through the eyes of one little girl, Rosie. This is the diary, of her stay on Fleet Street. Sweenett//OC//One-shot//First-Person Perspective. Please R&R!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Sweeney Todd Alphabet by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd decide to teach the Alphabet to kindergardeners. But what happens when it's Sweeney Todd's Alphabet? Just a bit of fun!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Barrow race by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mrs. Lovett shows Mr. Todd that having fun isn't necessarily a bad thing.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
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