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Joined 11-19-09, id: 2151107, Profile Updated: 02-17-14
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Ranma, One Piece, and Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple.

Name: wouldn't you like to know

Likes: anime, video games, girls, sex, good fan fiction and Bananna and or chocolate pudding.(Um pudding)

dislikes: yaoi (slowly making it's way to the hate list), Bad fan fiction (Choppy grammer and random moments), Self inserts in a story, most OC's and mary sue's/gary stu's, most Oc's, and lisps (for some reason I can't stand it when poeple lisp on purpose, if it's a speech impediment I'm OK with it but it annoys it when it is on purpose)

hates (There is a difference to me): rapist, pedophiles, child abusers, among other things

parings i like: Naruto and most girls

pairings i dislike: narusaku (i see them as brother and sister at best, plus it aint gonna happen.)

naruino: she annoy's the crap out of me, but if it is a good enough story then i'll read it.

gay pairings Rant: What the hell is up with all the yaoi fics on this site. I'm not homaphobic but keep the characters strait. i mean seriously. Naruto looked like he was going to throw up when he kissed sasuke and so did sasuke. (Then again i haven't seen sasuke go for girls either so yeah.) It was meant to be funny.(Which it was=)) Plus the fact that sasuke and naruto hate each other. And in my one story im gonna make them hate each other at first even if it's a femsasu so no bitching. Plus I have seen Naruto express absolute NO interest in guys.

Mpreg rant: Ok this one really needs to stop. There are a LOT of things wrong with this. First and foremost. GUYS CAN"T GET PREGNANT! They don't even have the right equipment to get pregnant. You need a Uterus which a guy DOES NOT HAVE! I know that some poeple think that's possible in their own little fantasy land BUT IT'S NOT! And it annoys the crap out of me that theres so much of this going around. Where will the baby even come out? Are you poeple telling me that you expect a baby to come out their ass?! I'm sorry but that wouldn't work. And a dick is too small to do that.

Naruto vs Kakashi rant: I've read alot of stories where naruto is able to defeat kakashi in a one on one fight straight out of the academy, there's alot of stories where he has the sharringan covered but it is still unrealistic. You wanna know why? He doesn't have one thing that kakashi does have. Battle experience. He is strait out of the academy for petes sake and he can take out a jonin. Even if kakashi is holding back that is impossible. Let's face it even if he is stronger than Sarutobi kakashi would still kick his ass unless he is an undercover anbu. And if kakashi underestimates him he can just flip the switch and take him seriously and again kick his ass. He's been a ninja since he was six for crying out loud. He is a good ninja not just for his sharringan people. He is used to fighting chuunin to kage level ninja. There is no way a fresh outta the academy GENIN can defeat him. Even if it is a kakashi bashing.

team 7 rants

A fic with a nice sasuke: OK seriously. What is with all the fics where Sasuke's a complete douche from the get-go. I mean everybody acts like he was bad from the start. Most non-yaoi fics bash the crap outta him. Now don't get me wrong I despise him after timeskip. He is easily manipulated after timeskip, but before he isn't a borderline rapist, who is obsessed with power to the point where he would kill everyone. Shoot I think he's more crazy then anything after the timeskip.

Sakura rant: What is every-bodies problem with Sakura? When she isn't paired with Naruto poeple write her as a borderline sociopath to anyone not Sasuke. first of all Sakura I can compare to Hinata in a lot of ways. They both have no confidence in their abilities. Sakura just has a different way of showing it. That 'inner Sakura' as poeple is what she wants to say but is too afraid to. She is bossy to Naruto because he needs his own version of Tsunade. Naruto is headstrong and he charges into things without thinking. Sakura is basically the anchor for the team. That is her job to keep them grounded. Sometimes that requires tough love. And about the hitting thing. That is the equivalent in anime/manga to getting slapped. I'm pretty sure that she would have beat on sasuke if he did the stuff Naruto did on missions at first. The kunoichi in the Narutoverse act as anchors to the male characters. Ex: when Lee showed off his skill in the chuunin exam Tenten repremanded him. Sakura didn't have the confidense to repremand either Naruto or Sasuke. The only time Naruto ever gets hit is when he pisses her off.


Harry Potter Rants.

The harry potter/lord voldemort pairing rant: Who the hell came up with this pairing? There are a number of reasons why this would NEVER work. Reason one. Voldemort KILLED his parents and sentenced him to a life of living with relatives that hate him. Even if harry was gay he would never hook up with him! I mean seriously WTF! Trying to kill you constantly is no way to show affection. Plus here is the kicker VOLDEMORT CAN'T LOVE! He thrives on hate. It's his life blood. Even if he was gay and physically attracted to Harry he would capture him and rape the crap out of him until he's satisfied before killing him. Then probably rape his corpse.

My personal rules for crossovers

Rule 1: I will not make ridiculous crossovers (EX: Naruto with Harry Potter)

Rule 2: Never intermingle two worlds (EX: Making Wanted apart of the Naruto world)

Rule 3: When doing a naruto appears in different world Make it make sense. To be continued

Ways to kill a story.

1. Write your story is the shittiest grammer you can.

2. Have everything go perfectly for the hero right off the bat. Examples are the hero becoming powerful at a point that he surpasses his mentor within a few weeks.

Plots I'm tired of seeing in fanfiction

Harry Potter

Harry's a millionaire, the heir to at least three houses, rich charming, and all around good guy.

Harry is the most powerful wizard Ever, heir to the founders, Merlin, Morgana La fay Etc.

The Weasleys being money grubbing thieves who want Harry's money.

Dumbledore is a manipulative old codger whose plans fall apart when Harry finds out. At least make him able to adapt people!

People laughing at jokes that just aren't funny, that makes the characters seem haughty

Naruto

Team 7 bashing, Ok here's my deal with bashing. As far as I know Sasuke isn't proclaiming himself superior all the time, Sakura isn't a useless ninja that pees her pants at danger, Naruto isn't a victim and Kakashi loves all his students. So why all the crap.

repeat plots such as Naruto getting special training, godlike and/or having the most powerful contract

pointless bashing

Ranma 1/2

I don't mind the Ranma Akane pairing, but after reading so many fics of the canon couple I need more variety, and every fic just about is them falling in love AGAIN! I'm not saying I hate akane, I'm just tired of the pairing

Akane bashing, OK on the other side of the spectrum we have Akane bashing, I don't mind it, but it seems like a lazy excuse to hook Ranma up with someone else, forgetting the fact that every other woman in his harem are ten times worse. Ukyo uses their friendship for their benefit, Shampoo tries to drug and rape him, same with Kodachi, Nabiki sold him as a prostitute. I honestly hate just about every female in Ranma in fanfiction. I'd hate them in canon if it wasn't a comedy to be honest, and I still hate Nodoka to be honest.

While we're on Nodoka, why is she always portrayed as a saint in fanfiction I'll never know. She holds a contract over Ranma's head that he didn't even sign and she spent years practicing for the day she'd decapitate Ranma. I can honestly say that both of Ranma's parents are monsters. Except Genma has the excuse that he's a genuine idiot, Nodoka doesn't

Bloodlines for my future stories send me a message if you want to use them in a story. and the fic so i can read them.

chishiomyaku (blood pulse)

Description: When activated the user cries tears of blood and blood comes out of every facial hole. (Eyes ears etcetera)

Strengths: allows user to control his blood like the kaguya control bones. ( yo get an idea think about the white haired guy off speed grapher.)

the user of that bloodline can also stop their opponents blood flow if he or she drinks a single drop.

Techniques (off the top of my head): blood spike, blood sword, blood wings.

Weakness: The heart has to pump huge quantities of blood at superhuman speed making it more liable for a heart attack

other side effects of bloodline: When a set of twins are born the twins are connected on a spiritual level. So much so that they are ALMOST like lovers but not quite. If one twin is kidnapped then his/her twin is miserable. So miserable in fact that it slowly drives him/her into madness.(AN i'm using this idea in Naruto of the bloody blade)

Future story ideas


Maelstrom of the bloody blade

summary: Naruto had a mother and a sister at one point in time. (By the way i will never put naruto in the modern world. (Most of those stories suck.))Naruto's mother was murdered right in front of him and his sister was kidnapped and sold into prostitution. Naruto lives for revenge and to find his sister. (In this he despises konoha with his entire being.) He will NOT be evil but he will be very dark and sadistic.in this his personality will be based on the joker and gaara and Agito's personality from air gear. Evil!Sarutobi. Evil!Kakashi. Started

mother dearest

summary: Kushina replaced Obito's spot after he dies. A couple years later her sensei raped her leaving her pregnant. In a fit of panic of being a single parent after her sensei Minato sealed kyuubi in him she signed him up for adoption. Note evil living nuke nin Minato (Kushina is Kakashi's age in this.)

naruto's sister

Summary: Minato and Kushina had twins a boy and a girl. Naruto was used to seal the fox. his sister dissapeared. years later she was found in a root base. Can naruto gett his sisters emotions back without going insane? Read and find out. Future story

Kitsune slave of the Namikaze

Summary: Minato didn't seal the kyuubi. He enslaved him to the Namikaze clan. Now a servant trapped in human form how will he survive. especially now that he has to not only worry about protecting the village as well as Minato's heir. Note Duchebag Minato. Hellsing elements.

The thief of konoha

summary: Naruto was kicked out of the orphanage at 5 years old. With no way to support himself he turns to a life of crime, but wat happens when he is caught by a certain weasel masked anbu? Narux fem itachi. Future story

Naruto sensei

summary: Naruto made jonin at the age of 7 He's been a jonin an anbu. Now if only he could survive babysitting his genin team without them driving him crazy. Naruxhina future story

Naruto of the shadows

Summary: Naruto is the jinchuuriki of kyuubi no kitsune. He fight's in the shadows of konoha as it's weapon of war. He feels nothing. So why is he falling for a certain ramen chef? naruxayame

Naruto: The path of a missing nin

Summary: The uzumaki were a clan of skilled shinobi. Until they were slaughtered by Naruto leaving no one except his younger twin sister alive. How will he survive as a S class missing nin? Will his sister walk the same path as Sasuke? read and find out.

mother cat baby kit

Summary:When Naruto was five he ran away from the village. He was found by Yugito who decides to take him to kumo.

The cursed twins

Summary: Ranma had a sister that went with him to Jusenkyo. During their spar with Genma they both fall into an unoccupied spring and now share a body. How will they ever live?

The wind god

There was once a ninja that had godlike control of the wind. He was so powerful that his name is feared even after his legend is almost gone. After Naruto hears this he will strive to be the next kazekami

Naruto: Ninja High

Summary: Japan has five different schools. These schools are to train the arts of shinobi in secret. Naruto is the new student at Konoha academy. Watch as he goes through high school, love, betrayel and war.

Jinchuuriki mother

Summary: Minato was able to save Konoha and Kushina from having the fox extracted from her during childbirth. Dying in the process. Naruto never became a jinchuuriki. Now he has to worry about Akatsuki trying to take her from him. Dark naruto.

Son of Death

Summary: James Potter is more then he appears. Death took the human form of James potter to accomplish two tasks. The first was to retrieve his Hollows the next was to set up Voldemorts death. He accomplished one and the other is underway when Harry is born. Look out world, the son of death is among the living.

Ranma/Witchblade xover.

Summary: After the wedding attempt Ranma leaves Nerima winding up in Tokyo. Around when the quake happens. He somehow aquires Excalibur the male equivilant of the witchblade, which relieves him of his curse.

Ranma of Ryouzanpaku

Summary: After someone who Ranma loves dies, his family disowns him effectively making him a ronin. He travels and eventually winds up at Ryouzanpaku. Ten years later he is a master of the Dojo. How will he handle being a master of the most insane school in existence while helping to train Kenichi in the arts. RanmaxShigure

A Dhampir in Nerima

Summary: Ranma isn't the son of Genma. Nadoka was enslaved by and impregnated by a vampire. Now Ranma prowls the streets slaying the creatures that go bump in the night. Dhampir!Ranma Curseless!Ranma


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


NarutoxPokegirl challenge

Basically I would like a story like this. I would write it myself but I don't know enough about the pokegirl world complex or whatever it's called to write it. Well here it is. Naruto is born in the pokegirl world. His mother kushina is a kitsune pokewoman who is or was mistreated by her tamer his father Minato. He (Minato) one day kills her for disobeying a direct order. Naruto witnessing it runs away to wherever. He wants to bring down the current way things are done in the pokegirl world.

1.Any pokegirl he has followed him. He still tames them but it is completely voluntary.
2.Naruto knows how to fight on his own. He can use pokegirls occasionally but only if his friends volunteer.
3.He can't be too book smart. What he knows he learned by trial and error.
4.He wants to kill his father and avenge his mother.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

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New Frontiers by X abbodon X reviews
Naruto wakes up after a failed attack to find himself in a different dimension. Naruto/Pokegirls story there will be lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 138,482 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Naruto vs Sasuke The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 65 - Words: 756,105 - Reviews: 5052 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 33,547 - Reviews: 2916 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the Pariah become the Savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a Monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 666,407 - Reviews: 3702 - Favs: 4,597 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter and the Rejected Path by zArkham reviews
After one taunt too many by Draco & learning of dark things while possessed, Harry refuses to play his part anymore. Into this comes Luna with her own dark story to tell. They shall both get revenge and shake magical Britain before the end. - Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 309,298 - Reviews: 1756 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 4,320 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
After getting harshly rejected by Sakura, Naruto makes a choice to focus on becoming a true shinobi. Watch as he makes a name for himself with the help of three powerful styles and a demon lord. All will know the name: Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 306,541 - Reviews: 2220 - Favs: 3,595 - Follows: 2,702 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Demon? by X abbodon X reviews
Kyuubi, finally free of Madara's genjutsu, gets close to Naruto and together they change his life for the better. Naruto/Harem, rated for lemons and probable violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 123,146 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,370 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Broken Tool by Sakushiro reviews
At the age of 10, Naruto is an honary ANBU member, and soon to be Fifth Hokage, but when his last mission goes wrong, he quits the life of a shinobi. When Konoha is on the edge of destruction, will he rise up once more? Or will he watch as Konoha falls?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 99,922 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 2,138 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U.
Parents Returned by dracohalo117 reviews
What if Orochimaru didn't summon the 1st and 2nd Hokages, what if he summoned the Yondaime and his wife...what would happen once they saw their son?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,286 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Oriental Philosophy by Fiori75 reviews
Martial Arts. Two words that mean so many things, but above all it is the drive to better ones self, physically and spiritually, it is an ever distant journey to perfection. What would happen when a small green eyed child with a destiny far greater than even he knew enters this seen yet unseen world? Adventure, magic, love? And it's all due his cousin's past as a spoiled brat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,638 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,496 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks, Dudley D.
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
When Naruto was killed, he was expecting a lot of things. What he wasn't expecting, was to find out that his entire life is a video game. Trapped in an endless cycle of death and rebirth, Naruto can only wonder: Why is this happening? Who caused this? And how do I get out of the Game Of The Year? Naru X Harem. Based off of Chibi-Reaper's Naruto The Videogame, with his permission.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 208,449 - Reviews: 2396 - Favs: 4,426 - Follows: 4,397 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7509 - Favs: 4,530 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Wrath to Come by dracohalo117 reviews
What if all the Jinchruiki attended the Chunin exams, what if Naruto's family was still alive...what if the Bijuu had a plot that involved their hosts...NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 81,057 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
A Foxes Tale by Chrisdz reviews
Naruto always knew he was special, just never how much. Fortunately for him Mizuki's trechery leads to discovery. Now with true knowledge of self he sets out to take the world by storm. I don't own Naruto or any thing this happens to cross with
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,335 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,460 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Drunken Shinobi by Danasca reviews
Naruto after the VoTE, succeeded in returning Sasuke, but for some reason he left. Now, 3 years later he's an S-rank missing-nin and a master of Suijutsu. Question is why did he leave? And how is he a master of drunken combat? No pairings yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,861 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Demon's Daughter by Kyuubi-Hime's WitchBlood360 reviews
What if the reason for the Kyuubi attacking was different? What if Hinata was not Hiashi's daughter? How different would her life be? Warning: lemons, Gore, language, OC's. Due to reader concerns, I have decided to just mention that this is an MA rated story, please take that into consideration. Thanks! Hime-chan. This story is also about to be updated and chaged a whole lot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,573 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Nudist? by The Digger reviews
Nudist defenition- a person who prefers not to wear clothes when not needed; a person who doesn't believe in wearing clothes, thus being naked; Naruto? Takes place after finding Tsunade. Adopted from original author frost-bite-killer. *currently on hiatus*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,284 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Naruto Invoke: Overdrive by Keyote reviews
An alternate Naruto story where there is only a sensei and one pupil per team. The story about a boy seeking his place in the world and the events and people that will shape his life and bring him into his ultimate destiny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 331,208 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,355 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Collar by Silent Magi reviews
In Konoha there is only one rule that you have to know... Dominate or be dominated. Naruto Uzumaki is a young master starting out on his journey into a world where a collar and leash are stronger than any jutsu. Rated for content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,823 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Naruto U.
No More Heroes: Naruto's Story by Cross177 reviews
Here's the story of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, son of the Yellow Flash and the Red Queen, and badass killer of the UAA. Do you thnk he has what it take to reach No. 1? Naru/Harem Main pairing, Naru/Hina Sasuke Bashin.
Crossover - Naruto & No More Heroes - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 87,152 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Naruto U.
The Demonic Fox Reaper by JK10 reviews
Naruto unleashed dark energy out in his battle against Kiba. who is he really? does he even know? Naruharem. Kiba, Sasuke, and a little bit of Kakashi Third Hokage bashing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,851 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto the angel of death by Single Silver Eye reviews
Open for adoption. Hiatus so that if I get inspired I can continue writing. please tell me if you adopt so that I can tell the people who like my story.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,929 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Walter, Naruto U.
Naruto of the Ten Swords by The Fifth Rider of Armageddon reviews
On hold until a decision can be made regarding the new story, Naruto: Heir of the Juppongatana is made.
Crossover - Rurouni Kenshin & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 128,630 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 1,192 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 3767 - Favs: 5,941 - Follows: 5,038 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Laughter of the Broken by Danasca reviews
DISCONTINUED INDEFINITELY.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,184 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Howling Fox Roaring Snake Tail by Inugo Kurosaki reviews
When Orochimaru sealed the Nine Tails chakra in Naruto, the blonde meets a nue by the name of Zabimaru, with its power can Naruto save the Leaf Village and become Hokage? Naru/Fem.Kiba, possible harem No flaming if you don't have a your own story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
Naruto: Prince of Darkness by YinShadow reviews
As Naruto is imprisoned in ROOT base for 5 years, 10 year old Naruto starts to awaken his vampiric side, he slaughted the whole base until he's been rescued by Sarutobi and Kakashi, only they know Naruto's secret but will his secret remain secret?
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,946 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Yondaime's sacrifice, Uzumaki's hate by BlueLionFox reviews
Naruto, Hinata, and Kurenai find out about the Yondaime, the sealing, and why Naruto didn't have a family growing up, and the results are something that the third or fourth expected when they made this plan. challenge by Dracohalo117
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,037 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
The One Who Changed It All by BlueLionFox reviews
While fighting in the preliminary rounds Hinata unknowingly unlocks her mothers doujutsu. She uses this to give her an advantage in her fight with Neji and pulls out a win at the last minute. Challenge by Danak.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,915 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Phantom Brave by WraithRune reviews
During the battle with Haku, Kyubi's attempt to break out of the seal caused Naruto to obtain a new bloodline. For he is now the Summoner of the Dead.
Crossover - Naruto & Phantom Brave - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,982 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Aria of the Moonless Night by Hector Enix reviews
After accidentally waking up the No-Life King and offering him a way out of his eternal life, Naruto finds himself as the new No-Life King. As it turns out, Shinobi and Vampires have a lot in common. Semi-Dark, Vampire, super Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,919 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Crimson Wind Red Dream by Tsukune08 reviews
What happens when Naruto finds a legendary sword hidden away by ancient entities? how will his life change? Read and Find out! Now Naruharem with a small Harem to fit personal interaction between the girls and Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,531 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Cat's Paw by ClanCrusher reviews
At the age of eight, Ranma ran from the teachings of Genma, unintentionally dodging the harem in Nerima. Unfortunately, this was merely the equivalent of sidestepping a pothole and falling off a bridge.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,853 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Ranma
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3048 - Favs: 2,986 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 3,599 - Follows: 2,410 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
A Jinchuuriki's Tears by M.Twain reviews
Abused by the first person she trusted, Naruto slowly edges along the path to recovery that is littered with adventures. FemaleNarutoxSasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,003 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Made To Be Weapons by Revlid reviews
It's an age-old question; where do zanpaktou spirits come from? The truth is stranger than many would believe, as Soul Society is an afterlife for more worlds than ours alone. Series of one-shots.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 8/21/2010
Return of the kuchiki clan by piercing kage kitsune reviews
Naruto is the last of the Kuchiki clan who are descendants of Kyuubi. On his fifth birthday he awakens his bloodline while being attacked by a mob.Now he must stop his uncle from conquering the world. NarutoxMokaxMizore from Rvp.No other girls bleachxover
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 99,357 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto, dobe, dropout, idiot, jinchuriki, hero by doc6672 reviews
Naruto awakens a bloodline that no one has seen in years. With Hayate as his sensei and Ino, shino as his teamates, will he be able to save the people he loves or is he destined to lose everyone he cares about. This is the story of the Heavenly Wolf
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 97,248 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Demonic Legends: Calamity of the Frozen Storm by dracohalo117 reviews
The Kyuubi was destroyed, and its power sealed into Naruto's younger siblings...how will Naruto turn out now that he has two younger siblings, whose shadow he is forced to walk in?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,426 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Naruto: The Legendary Shinobi by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
Since the First Great Ninja War, kunoichi have proved themselves to be superior than shinobi. So in a modern all-kunoichi Konoha, Naruto will rise as a man amongst women and prove to the world that 'badass' is not sexist. NaruHarem. Reviews make me happy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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The kitsune slave of the Namikaze reviews
Instead of sealing the kyuubi no Kitsune, Minato enslaved him to serve the Namikaze. Now trapped in the form of a human and the slave of the Namikaze. Naruto must protect the clan as he slowly falls for the forth's daughter. Slight hellsing elements.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,973 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
My mother is Kyuubi reviews
The night after the battle on the bridge Naruto we thought naruto accessed kyuubi's. What if it wasn't kyuubi's. What if it was his. What if the kyuubi was Kushina Uzumaki. Not incest naruxfemsasu sine it's rare. slight crossover with Inuyasha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,871 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kushina U.
Assassin of the sea reviews
Naruto is born into the world of one piece as the son of Nico Robin. Join him as he sets sail after Alabasta, causing his own brand of chaos along the way.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U., Robin
Ranma of Ryouzanpaku reviews
After the death of his beloved Ranma gets disowned by Genma and Nadoka. He wanders eventually ending up at Ryouzanpaku. Now a master of the dojo with the others Ranma helps to train Shirahama Kenichi. Will poor Kenichi survive? Read and find out.
Crossover - Ranma & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Ranma, Shigure K.
maelstrom of the bloody blade reviews
Naruto's mother was murdered in front of him. His sister sold into prostitution. Now with a deep loathing for konoha and a dream to find her. He will become the maelstrom of the bloody blade. Dark Naruto pairing undecided. Evil!Most of Konoha
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Son Of Death reviews
James Potter is not all he appears. Death took the human form and name of James Potter. He took a gamble that may or may not pay off when harry's born. Who will win. The dark lord seeking to be immortal, or the son of death who serves the light?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Harry P.