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I don't really like AH/AU/ and major OOC stories (would the twilight saga be as awesome if it was All Human? I think not...)

Bella chose EDWARD not JACOB (thank God) get over it!! Writing stories about it won't change anything.

Non Canon stories are just weird...

Emmett is NOT stupid!!

Alice isn't shopaholic (but there are some stories that are funny)

When you begin to write a story FINISH IT!!

When you copy stories it means you have no brain to make up your own (Im talking about when people that copy and paste the whole story)

Rosalie isn't completely shallow

Top 10 likes:

1.Twilight (but not in the 'I would give my life for it' way)

2.Shopping, but that does not mean I'm the Barbie Girl type

3.Travelling

4.Friends (both the TV show and the people)

5.Heroes

6.Reading

7.Music

8.Romances (Not the cheesy and too mushy ones)

9.Billabong ( I don't know how or do I like to surf)

10.Blue & Purple

Top 10 Hates:

1.People who talk like this: "I like, totally love Twilight, Edward is like soooo hawt and its like perfect! I'm like totally in love with him because his like gorgeous and like a vampire and perfect. screams in an annoying way"

2.Being bored

3.Having my heart crushed, its never happen since I never fell in love, (don't be surprised, I'm younger than you think) but I'm guessing its a sad not very pleasant thing...

4.When it's too hot

5.Things that are too random

6.Fake people

7.Throwing stuff away

8.Cleaning my bedroom

9.Having a messy bedroom (Does that make sense?)

10.Saying goodbye

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Cullen Wife Swap by BMC1984 reviews
What happens when Emmett and Jasper sign the Cullen's up for wife swap. How will Esme deal with being with a new family? How will the Cullen's deal with a Human living in the house? Post Breaking Dawn Includes Nessie, Jacob, Edward Bella, normal pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 57 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Ghost of Rochester by CooLibrarian reviews
Rosalie returns to her hometown with Emmett to find her disapperance has become a ledgend and someone has been waiting for her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,194 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
Plot Holes by That70sshowlova reviews
The many plot holes, annoyances, and stupidities that is TWILIGHT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Complete
You're My New Mommy? by greysfanhp reviews
My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Smile by Cla.V reviews
"I act like an ice queen, I know, but he's my life." RxEm
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Clyne by xocullen4everxo reviews
Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,836 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009
Stupid Shiny Porsche Owner! by cactus452 reviews
Charlie's sick of teenagers using the forest tracks as make out spots so decides to increase patrols but he gets more than he bargained for when he comes across a bright yellow Porsche.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Alice, Charlie S. - Complete
My Cold Heart by TwilightLovarr reviews
Takes place after the Cullens vote for Bella's mortality. Rosalie is upset and angry with herself after the danger she put Alice, Edward and Bella in. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen vs Wickers by Portrait reviews
The Cullen family signs up for the show Wife Swap. Parody.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,105 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Esme, Alice - Complete
Wife Swap: Cullen Family vs Smith Family by teamcullen1395 reviews
Okay, so I was reading some other wife swap stories and had an idea for one. First fanfic. let me know if it sucks or not. rated T just to be safe. Post BD w/ Renesmee and Jacob.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,636 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010
Free from Hiding by Ella Hollywood reviews
Rosalie hates moving constantly. Infact, this time she is refusing to do so. Then again, her husband can usually come up with a way to change her mind.... cute one shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Bleeding in Class by dancergirl7 reviews
Someone starts bleeding during Jasper and Rosalie's gym class. Pre-twilight ,canon. One-shot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Jasper - Complete
Ink by Terez reviews
Alice shows Jasper what he means to her with a calligraphy pen and a bottle of ink.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Goodbye Little Sis edited by wanna.be.bella reviews
At the beginning of New Moon Edward leaves Bella...but it's not all about his feelings...what about Emmett? Emmett's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
The Forger, The Pixie and The Giant by Almis31 reviews
Four years have passed since Bella went to see the forger, now Jenks' nightmare had returned. Jasper is back - with company. In canon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Jenks, Jasper - Complete
Complete by lionluver1918 reviews
Alice/Jasper fluff. Alice has a vision as she waits for Jasper to return from his hunting trip.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Chosen by Jasper.Fangirl reviews
Due to the emotional climate at school, Jasper feels overwhelmed, and Alice is there to calm his restless mind.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
SnowFlakes of Music by BlackDiamonds.32.20.54 reviews
Alice watches and waits for Jasper to come home. What better way than listening to music and watching snowflakes fall. Alice's point of view. Please Review.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Beautiful by Terez reviews
Alice comes home from school upset, Jasper wants to know why and make her feel better.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
A Meeting With a Forger by Almis31 reviews
J.Jenks has one client he fears above all. Here is a meeting told from both Jenks and Jasper's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Jenks, Jasper - Complete
Different by HVW girl reviews
How does Alice look in the eyes of a normal high school girl?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Alice - Complete
Dance by Tori of Lorien reviews
Charlie has always considered Alice to be like a second daughter to him. What happens when he meets the most important person in her life for the first time? Will he approve of him or worry about her safety with the intimidating, dark, brooding blond?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Roses by Terez reviews
Jasper has a gift for Alice.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
February Fourteenth by Terez reviews
Chapter 1: Alice thinks about her's and Jasper's views on Valentine's Day. Chapter 2: Alice shares her views with her English class when they are told to write a paper about their favorite Valentine's Day.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Reunion by whydowehavetodothis reviews
96 years after Edward abandons Bella, the Cullen's return to Forks. But who are these two mysterious girls, that everyone talks about, and how do they have ties to the Cullen's?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,958 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beautiful Forevers by D R O W N-I N-S E Q U I N S reviews
Fifteen Truths about Rosalie Hale. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,830 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The New Addition by dreaminspired reviews
Edward gives Bella a present the whole vampire family falls in love with. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Selfish Oneshot by alwaysandforever2011 reviews
One Shot. Rose hears something at school that deeply upsets her. Emmett tries to comfort her.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Vague by Colourcubify reviews
This is a one-shot from Jessica's POV about what might have happened when the Cullens came to Forks High School. Very short, probably not that good, but if you read it, please review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Jessica, Edward - Complete
Angel by shelaughs reviews
Emmett convinces Rosalie that "I Love You" can mean more than just endless lies. Oneshot, pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Eternity by ix3frogger reviews
Its been 20 years since Edward left Bella, 20 years since Victoria turned her into a vampire. Every second of her life has been an unbearable hell. But what if Edward came back into her life? Would she let him, or has he hurt her too deeply?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,895 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You Can Bet On Me by broadwaymbw reviews
Ever wonder what exactly happened to Alice Cullen? This is her story, beginning with her debutante days, and going 'til she falls in love and meet the Cullens! Please R&R... AxJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,841 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Chatting by the Fireplace by Asian Angel07 reviews
What happens and what things are discussed when Rosalie and Jasper are left to themselves. They are quite a set of twins! A response to the challenge for nadia the demented one. F
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Jasper, Rosalie - Complete
The Fairest Of Them All by aidanadia reviews
My submission to my own challenge... Lauren Mallory thinks she's more beautiful than Rosalie Hale. Obviously, its a preposterous suggestion, but what do you expect from shallow people?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
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