Poll: I have looked over the New Life of John and I have concluded that it needs work. A lot of work. And with the new stuff added to the Halo canon, there's stuff I want to add and stuff I want to remove, and so I need to know where you all stand. Should I just replace the chapters when they are cleaned up, or should I recreate the story under a new title, leaving the original as is? Vote Now!
Author has written 5 stories for Teen Titans, Naruto, Halo, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.
Hello people of Earth and beyond, Spartan Ninja is glad to be here. As you can see above, I'm new, so I don't have much fanfiction experience. So please keep this in mind when reviewing. Thank you.
Name: Not telling you.
Age: Also not saying. Though I will say I can drive but I can't drink yet.
Gender: I'm a guy.
For those of you who are wondering about my avatar, I got a picture of Naruto and a Spartan, put them on paint, and cut the Spartan helmet off and resized it to fit Naruto's head. So...Yeah.
Books: Cycle of Inheritence (Eragon and sequels), the Halo series, Harry Potter, Animorphs, Bone, Star Quest, The Chronicles of Narnia
T.V. Shows: Penguins of Madagascar, Suite Life, Total Drama Island/Action/ The Musical (Comes out after Action. See wikipedia.), 6teen, Stoked, Star Wars The Clone Wars, Modern Marvels, Mythbusters, the 360 Series
Anime/Manga: Naruto (Original and Shippuden), One Piece, Ben 10 (Original and Alien Force), Teen Titans, Avatar, Halo (Bungie has teamed up with Anime companies to create 7 short Halo films), Yu-Gi-Oh
Video Games: Halo Games, Mario Games, Pokemon Games, Zoo/Roller Coaster Tycoon, Axis and Allies, Super Smash Bros, Spore
Movies: Jurrasic Park Trilogy, Harry Potter Series, The Chronicles of Narnia, Transformers, Spy Kids Trilogy, Pokemon Movies (1-12. Yes there are 12 Pokemon movies. Newest came out on November 20th.), The Future is Wild, Avatar
Bands: Nickelback (#1 fave of all time), 3 Doors Down, Cascada, Taylor Swift, Jonas Brothers, All American Rejects
Foods and Drinks: Coke and Pepsi (More towards Coke then Pepsi.), Pizza, Ramen, Gyros, Chinese food, Korean Barbaque, Pasta and Meatballs with Sauce, Tacos, Steak, Turkey Burgers, Cheeseburgers, Bacon-Cheeseburgers, Bacon and Egg Bagel Sandwiches, Meatball Heroes, Lamb, Pomagranates, Grapes, Ice Cream, Cookies and Brownies with Whipped Cream on Top, Bananas, All Berries except Razzberies, Citrus Fruits
Computer Spoofs: Red vs. Blue
Fanfic Couples I Support:
Naruto: NaruHina (CANON BITCHES!!!), NaruShion (She's a blond Hinata. It further supports NaruHina.) SasuSaku, SakuLee, ShikaTema ShikaIno, InoSasu, InoCho, NejiTen, GaaraMatsu, KakaAnko, KakaAya, AsumaKure, IrukaAya, KonaHana.
Ben 10: Can't see any that I don't support as long its humanxhuman, alienxalien. The inbetweens can go either way (watch Alien Force and you'll understand what I mean.)
Teen Titans: RobStar, RobRav, CybRav, CybBee, BBT, BBR, most minor couples
Avatar: AangKat, SokkaToph, SokkaSuki , ZukoMay
Harry Potter: HarryXHermoine, a.k.a. Harmony (it was supposed to happen), LunaHarryHermoine, a.k.a. Lunar Harmony, RonXLuna, NevilleXLuna
Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin: EreMika, the rest are all up for grabs for me
Fanfic Couples I Don't Suport or I do Hate:
Naru anyone besides Hinata, and Shion, Hina anyone besides Naruto (shudders)
Ben 10: Any humanxalien couples
Teen Titans: Any pairing where Beast Boy and Terra or Raven aren't together
Avatar: AangToph, KataZuko
Harry Potter: HarryXGinny (she's a fangirl, nothing more), HermoineXRon (opposites may attract, but you need things in common for a relationship to work out. They had none except for being Harry's friend.) Any Harry or Hermoine pairing that isn't in the support section.
I have no support for any guyxguy, no offense to anyone. I'm just not attracted to that kind of stuff.
Things I Like:
My family and friends, Fanfic (duh), good books, writing, decent T.V. shows and anime/manga, videogames, movies, drawing, biking, swimming, baseball, strategy games, and surfing the web.
Things I Dislike:
School, Homework, Studying, Stuck-Up, Snobby People with an I-Should-Be-The-Center-Of-Attention-And-Get-To-Do-Things-My-Way-Make-Others-Feel-Small Attitude, Long Rides in Anything, People who don't do their fair share of work, Geometry, Disections, and People who talk so fast and/or low you can't understand a word they say
My Contribution to the NaruHina community. (by Bumblemark)
There are alot of explinations to why NaruHina will become a Canon couple, but this one is to why they are such an amazing couple to read and write about.
Now as everyone knows, I am a huge NaruHina supporter, fan, and now author (actually artist too but i never post them up... mayb i should huh?) and there so many reasons why they are so amazing. Simply put it, its what Kishimoto is trying to hint out now more than ever. But im not here right now to show why they're gonna be put together in the Canon, No. I'm here to put my two cents to WHY they work so well.
There's always that whole saying with 'opposite attracts' and then other people say 'soulmates, perfect pairs' and now i ask you. Is it alright to be both? Naruto and Hinata are exactly that. they take on both aspects of the sayings. Now outwardly on a more superficial state, YES they are indeed opposite. And it doesn't take a genius to see this.
Naruto is sunny, loud, outgoing, playful, rash, silly, uncultured, immature, single-minded, stuborn, rude at times(though not always intentional), craved attention, brave, confident and lived a life without a family. Hinata is shy, timid, quite, reserved, thought out, down to earth, always stayed hidden, felt weak, and had too much family. There are more that makes them opposite but i think i'll stop there.
But at the same time, they are so much alike. They lived typically similar lives but just had different situations. Both were lonely and always put down. Hinata was constantly belittled by her father and the clan council, thought as the 'dead last' of the Hyuugas. She hadn't really made true friends her own age until she was assigned her Genin team. She has flaws that are caught easily by others and were always underestimated. Naruto is nearly exactly the same! He was constantly hated upon by the villagers, called demon-brat and such. In school, where he wasn't known as the Kyubi container, he was known to be the class loser, the 'dead last' of his age. He too hadn't made real friends until he began to warm up with Team 7. And EVERYONE can and call him on his flaws. Always calling him dense, and baka. Made fun of his insane obsession with ramen and such. But most of all, he was constantly being underestimated. Sasuke hadn't shown to think of him as an equal until he faced the fox within. Kiba thought he was a fool from the start and got his ass beat. Neji had believed him to be the loser even before he was born! Kakashi hadn't thought great of him until later on. Jiraiya and Tsunade doubted his ability to learn Rasengan. And to both Hinata and Naruto, they lived hard lives with little people to turn to.
Now they are both so different and so the same simultaneously. And with this they can bring out the better of themselves. Each has flaws that could be brought out by the other. His confidence and her ability to think things through... there are so many things they can benifit of each other. But that doesn't mean they are like two halves of one whole. as shown in Two Halves by Dame Wren. The couple are more than two perfect halves. They are each their own and together compliment each other to become more than just two. 11=so much more than two with NaruHina. Hinata isn't supposed fill her weakness with Naruto's strenght and vice-versa. They both together learn to fill their own weaknesses with eachother's support. She, with Naruto's help, will find her own confidence in her self and not within Naruto. They should learn to stand next to each other as equals, and stronger than just halves.
But until they do learn to fill out their own weaknesses, its good that they could fill it in temporarily with their partner. With Naruto's abrasiveness, Hinata could counter with her thought out comments. Her lack in strength he could borrow (key word BORROW!) it from Naruto. He leads the way, she follows, he messes up, she helps fix or comforts. Each of themselves balance the other and when they learn to do that on their own, they better people for it.
Don't think that just when they don't need each other anymore, they'll leave. The point is that they are stronger than two people when they are together. Being separate doesn't make them weaker, but combining them does make them stronger.
Basically personality wise, they fit PERFECTLY!!
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. —Douglas Adams
I told my wife that men are like fine wine, they get better as they age. The next thing I know, she locks me in the basement for 5 years.(Note: This is for the quotes sake, I don't have a wife.) —Unknown
I was lying in my bed one night looking up at the stars when I thought, "What happened to my ceiling?" —RandomGal
If slim chance and fat chance mean the same thing, then does that mean fat is the new slim? —Spartan Ninja
There is nothing wrong with argueing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and lose is when you should start worrying. (Note: You will always lose if the arguement is finished between you and yourself because you are both sides, which is why most people assume people who argue with themselves need help.) —Spartan Ninja
Suicide is a persons way of saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit." —Unknown
Men can never get raped because they always want it. —Unknown
I'm gonna be Hokage, Dattebayo! —Uzumaki Naruto
Even if I’m a genin for life, I’ll still become Hokage, watch me! I’m not scared of you! —Uzumaki Naruto
What Makes a Good Soldier? Is it his Brain? Or His Heart? —Matt Baker
Oops! You nearly roasted my side! —Eragon to Saphira
It'll be like a sleepover, and we can decorate. How awesome is this gonna be?! —Donut regarding watching the base with Simmons
Bow Chicka Bow Wow! —Tucker
Caboose, that's why I always liked you: everything falls into two categories. Either you don't understand it or you just don't care. —Tucker
Ya, I don't know what you really mean by that, but I guess it doesn't really matter. —Caboose
It is an undeniable and may I say a fundamental quality of man that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable. —Dr. Leonard Church
I regret nothing! I lived as few men have dared to dream! —The Red Zealot after the Blue Zealots lynch him.
I am not a thing. My name is Leonard Church. And you will fear my laser face. —Espilon Church
I like my digital life so much better than my stupid real life. —Simmons
You are in the future. Things are very shiny here. —Caboose
You ever wonder why we're here? —Simmons (And so Red vs. Blue begins.)
Also I see a big ship. NOW I KNOW I'M HALLUCINATING!! —Caboose
I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees. — Church
"There's no 'I' in team." "Oh yeah! Well there's no "you" in "team" either! So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. The team sucks!"—Simmons and Grif
"Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and your dead.' Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling." —Sarge
"Shotgun to the face is a great contingency plan! Wanna see how it cures insubordination?" —Sarge
Caboose: "Hey Church, ever wonder why we're here?"
Church: "You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douchebag."
Caboose: "...I meant why are we up here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade."
Church: "Oh. Yeah, okay. Let's go stand in the shade." - Red vs. Blue
Goddamit Joel. —Gus
Goddamit Gus. —Joel
Don't take life seriously, no one ever makes out alive anyways. —Unknown
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its students. —Louis Hector Berlioz
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. —Unknown
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. — A. Whitney Brown
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. —Unknown
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. —Unknown
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. —Unknown
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. —Unknown (I have so many unknowns)
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? -it is the same angels breathe. — Mark Twain
Die? Didn't you know? Spartans never die. — The last, and most memorable, words of Lieutenant Commander Kurt-051, a.k.a. Kurt Ambrose
I... have beaten fleets of thousands! Consumed a galaxy of flesh and mind and bone. — The Gravemind
...I? I am a monument to all your sins. — The Gravemind
They let me pick, did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw... but me. Can you guess? Luck. — Cortana
"Were it so easy." — The Arbiter in Halo 3
"Come in as strangers, leave as friends." — Motto of my grandfathers resturaunt in Albany, Athos
“ No man’s life can be encompassed in one telling. There is no way to give each year its allotted weight, to include each event, each person who helped to shape a lifetime. What can be done is to be faithful in spirit to the record and try to find one’s way to the heart of the man…" — Richard Attenborough
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." Winston Churchill
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." Unknown
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." Unknown
“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
“Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?" Sideshow Bob - The Simpsons
"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." Carl Zwanzig
"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." General George S. Patton
“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers” Randal Graves - Clerks
"Guns don't kill people... but they sure help."
“There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you” Cameron Poe - Con Air
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" Scott Adams
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." George W. Bush
"Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?" Jay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"That's what the Internet is for! Slandering others anonymously."
"Fighting fair is for people that don't know how to avoid losing correctly."
"I don't drink from the fountain of wisdom, I gargle."
"Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?"
"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." - George Carlin
"A fighter with lesser skill can knock out a man in one punch, but a regular person can make a skilled fighter cry like a girl with a single bullet."
"No technology is worth my dignity. If talking on a wireless headset means I gotta look like Buck Rogers, then I'm not interested. Besides, there's a reason why people hold a phone to their head! It lets people around you know your talking on the phone. So those people know not to waste time talking to you until you finish, which you then indicate, by putting that mothafucka away!" Gin Rummy - The Boondocks (And my thoughts on that stupid fucking bluetooth kick that 85% of this country was on a few years ago)
"If at first you don't succeed, deny that you were really trying in the first place."
"If you get glitter on you prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." Dimitri Martin
"Keep your expectations low. If you expect a kick in the balls, but get a slap in the face, then it's a victory."
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years."
"The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there." Kenchi618- Taken verbatim from my younger brother questioning my sanity after pissing me off in my bedroom post-shower and I took to threatening him with aforementioned grooming device.
"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." General Douglas MacArthur
"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."
"I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize."
"Nope, no matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching."
"I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing, it's the same color as last place... It's purple."
"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war." - Napoleon Bonaparte
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Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I will fear no evil; for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the whole damn Valley. Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math. I think, therefore I'm single. If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it. Drive defensively, buy a tank. It doesn't matter how hard you've studied; the material won't be on the exam anyway. If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. Reality is a figment of your imagination. It's only a game until you lose. Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks. Fine day to work off excess energy, steal something heavy. If you didn't get caught, did you really do it? Life is a terminal disease. Avoid reality at all costs. Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way. Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging. Since when is talking a sign of thinking? In theory, everything works. Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more. Around here, to be nuts is normal, to be sane is stupid. Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself. Optimism: Waiting for a ship to come in when you haven't sent one out. I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway. Now that I've finally got my act together, I've forgotten what I'm supposed to do with it. This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead. If it's not nailed down, it's fair game. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they AREN'T after you. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. Too much of a good thing is wonderful. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance. Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."
Links to Pics That Inspired Fics
For my story "Naruto Discovers the Internet", the link is. Hope you like it
Ideas: (Note: I thought of all these on my own. If I copied you, I'm sorry. You can use the story ideas if you wish, but if you use them then you are running the risk of possibly writing a Mary-Sue (Almost exact copy of another story.) out of my ideas. I won't take responsibility for that. I thought it would only be fair to warn you. May not get to all of my story ideas. Couple stories not included but couples may appear in some ideas below.)
Naruto April Fools
Naruto Paintball Fight
Naruto Snowball Fight
Naruto/Total Drama Island
Naruto: Minato emerges from Naruto's seal after almost going to nine tails
Teen Titans: Terra comes back but Robin and Raven won't let her rejoin. Will the arrival of a mysterious hero and the Anti-Titans change their minds.
Naruto/Halo: Covenant sees the power of the jinchurikis and considers their powers sacred and holy and the person themselves containers of the Gods (The Forerunners in case you don't know.)
Teen Titan/Halo: The rear section of the Foward Unto Dawn is Sling-Shotted into a Black Hole/Worm Hole and his transported above Jump City (Home city of the Titans)
Teen Titans: When Trigon's powers turn flesh to stone, what does they do to flesh that has already been turned to stone. The return of a certain Blonde earth-mover occurs in the fight to save the universe from Trigon. (This may have been the way Terra may have been freed in the actual show because Teen Titans got cancelled and we don't know.)
Teen Titans: Fight for the last slice of pizza.
Teen Titans/Halo: The Titans are a marine squad in the Halo universe
Naruto: Choji pinball
Naruto: Konoha 12 must search for Naruto in his apartment after an avalanche of clothes causes him to disappear. Along the way they encounter dirty laundry, spiders, abominable snowsuits, Beast Boy, and the KND.
In and alternate dimension, Naruto Uzumaki was a different man. When he was born his mother furiously disagreed with her husband to seal the nine-tailed fox within their child and went so far as to threaten to divorce and leave him. Minato, with a heavy heart, snatched the child from her arms and went to confront the demon already close to his precious village. However on the way Uzumaki clan retainers who went to Konoha to be godfathers/godmothers of the child intercepted him and took back the child, sealing the fate of Konoha.
Kushina herself escaped with assistance from other clan members and spent a month recovering once they arrived in the Kingdom of Whirlpool where she was the princess. Her father the king was enraged that his son-in-law would sacrifice his grandson and cut off all ties with Konoha, though it was pointless because with nothing to perform the sealing with Minato was killed by the enraged bijuu and Konoha was reduced to ash. After that the beast mysteriously disappeared and had not been seen since.
Naruto had grown up within the protective and caring arms of his mother who fiercely protected him from any harm, he was however trained by the best of whirlpool shinobi and samurai and even some nuke-nin that turned friendly like Momochi Zabuza. Throughout the years he had matured and grown into a powerful A-class shinobi and, acting on the wishes of his mother who was now queen, led an invasion force into mist country to support the rebelling blood-line clans. Already worn down by the long civil war the Mizukage was defeated but the shinobi of Kiri had shown their utter ferocity and skill, often inflicting heavy casualties in engagements. Even though the country was finally re-united and sworn to be permanent allies with Whirlpool Kushina wanted more, and Naruto was more than happy to grant his mothers wishes.
"Conquer me another country son and I will kiss you on the cheek" She would say to motivate him, though really all she needed to do was tell him. He was as loyal as a dog.
He would smile, kiss his mothers hand and say "For you mother, I will conquer an empire"
The challenge is to forge the first Empire of the shinobi nations!
Naruto is blindly loyal to his mother, going even past obsession. She is his goddess and any wish she makes, no matter how small or big he will put all his heart and will to. This will play an important part, you can either make Kushina evil and manipulative and power hungry or kind and caring and the reason she wants to conquer is to bring peace within the shinobi nations.
There are Konoha survivors who utterly hate Kushina for condemning their village and home, use them as you wish. Payed assassins or major commanders of forces that fight against Whirlpool, it's up to you.
Naruto can be cool and collected or fiery and loud, as long as he is obsessivley loyal to his mother it does not matter.
For the pairings I really dont want yaoi, though im not going to stop you from making it im not reading it. Harem or even incest is acceptable.
OC's are a must since you need to involve Naruto's teachers and friends as well as enemies.
The Akatsuki, bijuu and the Jinchuriki will have to play some part, what that is il leave up to you.
Ratings would be T-M. Gore and lemons are acceptable but not necessary, but id love you if you did...
Anything I forgot here please ask me because ive had this idea for a while but since im crap at writing id put it up as a challenge.
By Spartan Ninja
What if, at the end of Halo Reach, that one Phantom didn't make it to the gun? What if Emile hadn't been stabbed by the Elite in the back? What if Noble 6 made it to The Pillar of Autumn? What would've been different? How would've Halo been different?
Rewrite the Halo series from the end of Halo Reach (both the book and game) through the trilogy and the books inbetween and beyond.
Noble 6 must meet the Master Chief AFTER cryo.
There must be some distrust between the two Spartans in the beginning. The reasons are up to you.
You can give Noble 6 a name, but only a first name.
Major plot points must not be greatly altered. (ex.: Cortana must still be left behind on High Charity in Halo 2. Johnson must be killed by Guilty Spark in the Control Room.)
You do not need to re-write the parts without the Spartans, though you may wish to as not to confuse readers and/or for plot reasons. (Ex.:You have Noble 6 accompany the Arbiter to defeat Tartarus.)
Noble 6 can be ether gender since you were able to choose in the campaign. Romance is optional and encouraged if female is chosen.
Jun/Noble 3 can also be brought in due to lack of knowledge of what happened to him after escorting Halsey to Castle Base.
Rating is up to you, though since the game was M, it would make sense for the story as well.
It is encouraged that you go beyond the end of Halo 3. Preferred if you don't change the splitting of The Dawn. Floating towards planet is optional. (Note: The planet is not Reach or Onyx. Reach was glassed and wasn't rebuilt for many years later. The final Reach cutscene shows it rebuilt in 2589, but terraforming takes years to complete. Onyx was made of sentinels that blew up the surface after Blue Team entered the Dyson Sphere.)
You MUST let me know if you're doing this challenge so I can read your story.
Everything else is up to you. I'd do this myself, but I lack the time for the current fanfic generation to start and finish in a reasonable time period.
Friends and best friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask her, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your princess.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps hher and brings her to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Homicidal Whispers, naruhina-fanboy-devlin, Spartan Ninja
If you support the "Sasuke and Naruto are NOT Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile. Because they are NOT!!
If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this to your profile
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile
if you threaten inanimate objects put this on your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for basicially no reason, add this to your profile.
If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, add this to your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
paste this onto 2 ur page if u luv and are proud of being A NARUTARD AND DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT PEOPLE THINK
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a door (or lampost) copy this onto your profile.
If you wish you could be a character from the Halo universe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Chief and Cortana should be together (despite Cortana being an A.I.), copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish you could be a Spartan, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you support Beast BoyXTerra, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would LOVE to know how Teen Titans was going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.
Warning. This is a Pro-Terra zone. All opponents will be shot. All survivors will be captured and converted. If you support Terra, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever run into a wall, copy this on your profile! If you've ever fallen UP stairs, copy this on your profile! If you've ever forgotten to breathe...you know what to do.
Weird is good, strange is bad, odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique. Therefore, weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
A True Boyfriend =
When she walks away from you mad
When she stare's at your mouth
When she pushes you or hit's you
When she start's cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignore's you
When she pull's away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lay's her head on your shoulder
When she steal's your favorite hat
When she tease's you
When she doesnt answer for a long time
When she look's at you with doubt
When she say's that she like's you
When she grab's at your hands
When she bump's into you
When she tell's you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
No one is Afraid of Heights,
They are afraid to Fall
No one is Afraid to Play
They are afraid to Lose
No one is Afraid of the Dark
They are afraid of what's in it
No one is Afraid to Say I Love You
They are afraid of the Response
I watched the flag pass by one day,
A young Marine saluted it,
I looked at him in uniform
I thought how many men like him
How many pilots' planes shot down?
I heard the sound of Taps one night,
I wondered just how many times
I thought of all the children,
I thought about a graveyard
Enjoy Your Freedom &God Bless Our Troops
Again, this has meaning to me in more then one way. If you have a friend, family member, or anyone else you know please copy and paste this into you profile. Or if this has meaning and you really care about our army, police officers, and armed forces copy and paste this into your profile. Then write your name here: Lucky Nartuo08, Spartan Ninja
You wonder why he pulled you over and gave you a ticket for speeding,
You wonder why that cop was so mean,
You work for 8 hours,
You drink hot coffee to stay awake,
You complain of a 'headache', and call in sick,
You drink your coffee on your way to the mall,
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket before you leave the house,
You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you,
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls,
You complain about how hot it is,
You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong,
You get out of bed in the morning and take your time getting ready,
You go to the mall and get your hair done,
You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over,
You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight,
You yell and scream at the squad car that just passed you because they slowed you down,
You roll your eyes when a baby cries in public,
You criticize your police dept and say they're never there quick enough,
You hear the jokes about fallen officers and say they should have known better,
You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
You sit there and judge him, saying that it's a waste of money to have them around,
These, has a lot of meaning to me personally and if it has any meaning to you, I hope you copy and paste this into your profile. Just remember the next time you are complaining about not getting enough sleep, and there is some police officer who gets called in at 2 in the moring who went to bed at 10 that night. Don't complain just keep it to yourself. This whole thing could happen to my family right now. If you have no feelings for the police officers that protect 24/7, you have something wrong with you and you need to get it fixed. Thank the next police officer who you see helping you or someone else. A simple thank you can lighten there day. Remember. they are there to protect you and you need to respect them. If you are a police officer who is reading this right now, thank you for everything you do. If you have children, Mister Police Officer, I know how they feel when you have to work all day and there stuck inside all day on a beautiful day. I know what they feel when you work all night and come home, sleep, and then go back to work. When you work extra shifts for a fellow officer because they are hurt or not able to come in. I know how your children feel when you miss one of there games, you miss something important to them, you miss there birthday, you miss Halloween, you miss Christmas, Thanksgiving, 4th of July, you miss there first day of Kindergarten, High School, of Collage. I know what your children are going through everyday. I know what they feel when you come home in a bad mode because some loser father just killed there whole family, kids and all, lit the house on fire and once the fire is out, seeing all there toys still out. Seeing the kids bedrooms just recently slept in, played in and anything personal. I know what your kids are going through.Please remember, Mister Police Officer, that they love you and will doing anything for you and your wife. Remember, you have family that loves you. Remember, you have people, in work and out of work that love you and that are counting on you to keep them safe. Thank you, for everything you do for your country, city, neighbors, friends, and families. Thank you for saving someone's life. Thank you for everything. TIf you really care about your police officers, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have a police officer in you family or you know one, copy and paste into you profile. THen type your name and try to change the police officers life by saying 'thank you.' Lucky Naruto08, Spartan Ninja
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked
I have a cat that I found outside in the cold it isn't allowed in the house so I let it sleep in a blanket that I leave out for it. It was abandined by its owner. You can see by the way it's fur is on its neck. There used to be a collar. I have no idea where it came from or who it belonged to. That much doesn't matter. It's new home when I found it was under my patio table where it can be warm because of the cover. I think it's a guy. I have no name for it that I am sure that it is right. It goes by the weirdest name of all, Ralphy Chuck Norris. It makes me cry to see an abandoned animal begging for you to let them into the cold. I can't understand why anyone would want to do that. They could end up killing the animal. ANIMAL ABANDONMENT IS WRONG!!
If you think what I said above is true post it onto your profile.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.
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If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and past this on your profile
If you love snow, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have insanly annoying siblings copy and paste this on your profile
If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
92 percent of the population has moved onto rap. If your one of the eight percent who stayed with rock, copy and paste this on your profile
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes copy this on your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head against a desk for no reason copy this on your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the conversation copy this on your profile
If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer
Steps to Live a Better Life
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! ... When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship...
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
If you like these and it has meaning to you, I suggest you copy and paste this into your profile.
NAILS IN THE FENCE
There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the back of the fence.
The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the nextfew weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence. Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all.
He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his temper.
The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
The father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence. He said, 'You have done well, my son, but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out. But It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound will still be there. A verbal wound is as bad as a physical one. Remember that friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us.'
It's National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care. Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND, even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you! If it comes back to you, you will then know you have a circle of friends.
YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED!
Please forgive me if I have ever left a 'hole' in your fence.
Don't forget your friends during National Friendship Week. If you have friends, copy and paste this in you profile and keep the trend going. Lucky Naruto08, Spartan Ninja
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian
Homophobia is wrong. Please post this if you agree. Don't be afraid to tell people.
Giving more than 100
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
H A R D W O R K
K N O W L E D G E
A T T I T U D E
B U L L S H I T
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
Think about it...
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Drafting Guys over 60
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky,
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because
Boot camp would be easier for older guys. We're
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home
Let us older guys track down those dirty rotten coward
If nothing else, put us on border patrol...we will
Share this with your senior friends. It's
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Naruto, Hinata, Shikamaru, Choji, Kakashi, Tsunade, and Jiraiya.
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
NaruHina is #1 (CANON!!!). Anyone who thinks otherwise is crazy. NaruShion is acceptable, but only because she's a movie character and it further supports NaruHina. NaruHarems are also okay as long as Hinata is in it and it isn't to big.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
No. I wish I did though.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
A leaf headband and multiple ninja weapons.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
Yes. With Hinata or Shion. I can't explain it but I love them both. But Hinata has already chosen Naruto.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina definitely. Kiba sees Hinata as a friend, nothing more.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SasuSaku. Naruto isn't gay and if it wasn't for Orochimaru and Sasuke's quest for revenge, it might have happened.
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
He appeared in Naruto's mindscape and basically said that he is Naruto's father.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Tobi or Zetsu. Tobi is funny but there is something about Zetsu's two ion one persona that I thnk is pretty cool.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Anti. He gave up everything and everyone that cared for him just so that he could get revenge. Revenge doesn't solve anything.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
No but I wish I did.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Yes...No...HEY LOOK, A BUTTERFLY!!...What was the question? But, seriously, yeah.
17. Sub or dub?
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro-Sakura. Despite the fact that she didn't have much to contribute until post-Sasuke fillers and Shippuden, I know that she's a good person. She's just stuck in a crazy world.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Funny, definetly funny.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Somewhere in between the two...A beastly nerd?
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Haku!! We all know he's a guy, but I won't create a fuss if a fanfic makes him a her.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Sasuke. Being OOC is like being drunk, and I would love to see Sasuke drunk. Can you imagine?
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
Lemons, limes, citrus, call them what you want, there the same to me. Yes I like them.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Not really. Mom knows that I like it, but nothing more.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
No. I personally think its annoying.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
No I haven't.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
I tried drawng Hinata once. I stopped at the head because I fail with her old hair style. I then destroyed it. No one has seen it.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Not yet, but the seasons will probably make me bankrupt on I-tunes.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Yes, and make copies to give to my friends and torture the perverts of my school.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
We all know its Madara. He said so himself that Pein was his puppet.
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
Wish I could...can't...
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
He was NEVER sexy. EVER.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
I have a life?
Found of KamonPeachFox's account, really sad and shows the dangers of drunk driving...bastards.
Please read-true story
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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