Poll: I have looked over the New Life of John and I have concluded that it needs work. A lot of work. And with the new stuff added to the Halo canon, there's stuff I want to add and stuff I want to remove, and so I need to know where you all stand. Should I just replace the chapters when they are cleaned up, or should I recreate the story under a new title, leaving the original as is? Vote Now!
Author has written 7 stories for Teen Titans, Naruto, Halo, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, and Destiny.
Hello people of Earth and beyond, Spartan Ninja is glad to be here. As you can see above, I've been here for a while now. I've weathered the coming and going of great events and authors on this site, and though many waver, I intend to last until my work here is finished.
Real Name: Alex S.
Age: Still can't drink yet.
For those of you who are wondering about my avatar, I got a picture of Naruto and a Spartan, put them on paint, and cut the Spartan helmet off and resized it to fit Naruto's head. So...Yeah.
I just cleaned up my profile and holy fuck it felt like a trip back to 2010. So much has changed since then. Hopefully this page isn't filled with as much derp as it used to.
Books: Cycle of Inheritence (Eragon and sequels), the Halo series, Harry Potter, The Walking Dead, Animorphs, Bone, The Uglies, Leviathan, The Chronicles of Narnia
T.V. Shows: The Walking Dead, The 100, The Last Ship, The Strain, Defiance, Agents of SHIELD, Sleepy Hollow
Anime/Manga: Naruto, Attack on Titan, Teen Titans, Avatar:TLA and TLoK
Video Games: Halo Games, Civilization Series, XCOM, Pokemon Games, Axis and Allies, Super Smash Bros, Spore
Movies: Jurassic Park Trilogy World, Harry Potter Series, Marvel, Pacific Rim, The Chronicles of Narnia, Transformers, Avengers, Avatar (Blue People)
Bands: Nickelback , 3 Doors Down, Hinder, All American Rejects, and Owl City amongst others
Webseries: Red vs. Blue, RWBY
Links to Pics That Inspired Fics
Ideas: (Note: I thought of all these on my own. If I copied you, I'm sorry. You can use the story ideas if you wish, but if you use them then you are running the risk of possibly writing a Mary-Sue (Almost exact copy of another story.) out of my ideas. I won't take responsibility for that. I thought it would only be fair to warn you. May not get to all of my story ideas. Couple stories not included but couples may appear in some ideas below.)
Naruto April Fools
Naruto Paintball Fight
Naruto Snowball Fight
Naruto: Minato emerges from Naruto's seal after almost going to nine tails
Teen Titans: Terra comes back but Robin and Raven won't let her rejoin. Will the arrival of a mysterious hero and the Anti-Titans change their minds.
Naruto/Halo: Covenant sees the power of the jinchurikis and considers their powers sacred and holy and the person themselves containers of the Gods (The Forerunners in case you don't know.)
Teen Titan/Halo: The rear section of the Foward Unto Dawn is Sling-Shotted into a Black Hole/Worm Hole and his transported above Jump City (Home city of the Titans)
Teen Titans: When Trigon's powers turn flesh to stone, what does they do to flesh that has already been turned to stone. The return of a certain Blonde earth-mover occurs in the fight to save the universe from Trigon. (This may have been the way Terra may have been freed in the actual show because Teen Titans got cancelled and we don't know.)
Teen Titans: Fight for the last slice of pizza.
Teen Titans/Halo: The Titans are a marine squad in the Halo universe
Naruto: Choji pinball
Naruto: Konoha 12 must search for Naruto in his apartment after an avalanche of clothes causes him to disappear. Along the way they encounter dirty laundry, spiders, abominable snowsuits, Beast Boy, and the KND.
In and alternate dimension, Naruto Uzumaki was a different man. When he was born his mother furiously disagreed with her husband to seal the nine-tailed fox within their child and went so far as to threaten to divorce and leave him. Minato, with a heavy heart, snatched the child from her arms and went to confront the demon already close to his precious village. However on the way Uzumaki clan retainers who went to Konoha to be godfathers/godmothers of the child intercepted him and took back the child, sealing the fate of Konoha.
Kushina herself escaped with assistance from other clan members and spent a month recovering once they arrived in the Kingdom of Whirlpool where she was the princess. Her father the king was enraged that his son-in-law would sacrifice his grandson and cut off all ties with Konoha, though it was pointless because with nothing to perform the sealing with Minato was killed by the enraged bijuu and Konoha was reduced to ash. After that the beast mysteriously disappeared and had not been seen since.
Naruto had grown up within the protective and caring arms of his mother who fiercely protected him from any harm, he was however trained by the best of whirlpool shinobi and samurai and even some nuke-nin that turned friendly like Momochi Zabuza. Throughout the years he had matured and grown into a powerful A-class shinobi and, acting on the wishes of his mother who was now queen, led an invasion force into mist country to support the rebelling blood-line clans. Already worn down by the long civil war the Mizukage was defeated but the shinobi of Kiri had shown their utter ferocity and skill, often inflicting heavy casualties in engagements. Even though the country was finally re-united and sworn to be permanent allies with Whirlpool Kushina wanted more, and Naruto was more than happy to grant his mothers wishes.
"Conquer me another country son and I will kiss you on the cheek" She would say to motivate him, though really all she needed to do was tell him. He was as loyal as a dog.
He would smile, kiss his mothers hand and say "For you mother, I will conquer an empire"
The challenge is to forge the first Empire of the shinobi nations!
Naruto is blindly loyal to his mother, going even past obsession. She is his goddess and any wish she makes, no matter how small or big he will put all his heart and will to. This will play an important part, you can either make Kushina evil and manipulative and power hungry or kind and caring and the reason she wants to conquer is to bring peace within the shinobi nations.
There are Konoha survivors who utterly hate Kushina for condemning their village and home, use them as you wish. Payed assassins or major commanders of forces that fight against Whirlpool, it's up to you.
Naruto can be cool and collected or fiery and loud, as long as he is obsessivley loyal to his mother it does not matter.
For the pairings I really dont want yaoi, though im not going to stop you from making it im not reading it. Harem or even incest is acceptable.
OC's are a must since you need to involve Naruto's teachers and friends as well as enemies.
The Akatsuki, bijuu and the Jinchuriki will have to play some part, what that is il leave up to you.
Ratings would be T-M. Gore and lemons are acceptable but not necessary, but id love you if you did...
Anything I forgot here please ask me because ive had this idea for a while but since im crap at writing id put it up as a challenge.
By Spartan Ninja
What if, at the end of Halo Reach, that one Phantom didn't make it to the gun? What if Emile hadn't been stabbed by the Elite in the back? What if Noble 6 made it to The Pillar of Autumn? What would've been different? How would've Halo been different?
Rewrite the Halo series from the end of Halo Reach (both the book and game) through the trilogy and the books in between and beyond.
Noble 6 must meet the Master Chief AFTER cryo.
There must be some distrust between the two Spartans in the beginning. The reasons are up to you.
You can give Noble 6 a name, but only a first name.
Major plot points must not be greatly altered. (ex.: Cortana must still be left behind on High Charity in Halo 2. Johnson must be killed by Guilty Spark in the Control Room.)
You do not need to re-write the parts without the Spartans, though you may wish to as not to confuse readers and/or for plot reasons. (Ex.:You have Noble 6 accompany the Arbiter to defeat Tartarus.)
Noble 6 can be ether gender since you were able to choose in the campaign. Romance is optional and encouraged if female is chosen.
Jun/Noble 3 can also be brought in dsince he survives
Rating is up to you, though since the game was M, it would make sense for the story as well.
You MUST let me know if you're doing this challenge so I can read your story.
Everything else is up to you. I'd do this myself, but I lack the time for the current fanfic generation to start and finish in a reasonable time period.
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. —Douglas Adams
I told my wife that men are like fine wine, they get better as they age. The next thing I know, she locks me in the basement for 5 years.(Note: This is for the quotes sake, I don't have a wife.) —Unknown
I was lying in my bed one night looking up at the stars when I thought, "What happened to my ceiling?" —RandomGal
There is nothing wrong with argueing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and lose is when you should start worrying. (Note: You will always lose if the arguement is finished between you and yourself because you are both sides, which is why most people assume people who argue with themselves need help.) —Spartan Ninja
Suicide is a persons way of saying to God, "You can't fire me, I quit." —Unknown
I'm gonna be Hokage, Dattebayo! —Uzumaki Naruto
Even if I’m a genin for life, I’ll still become Hokage, watch me! I’m not scared of you! —Uzumaki Naruto
What Makes a Good Soldier? Is it his Brain? Or His Heart? —Matt Baker
Oops! You nearly roasted my side! —Eragon to Saphira
Caboose, that's why I always liked you: everything falls into two categories. Either you don't understand it or you just don't care. —Tucker
Ya, I don't know what you really mean by that, but I guess it doesn't really matter. —Caboose
It is an undeniable and may I say a fundamental quality of man that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable. —Dr. Leonard Church
I regret nothing! I lived as few men have dared to dream! —The Red Zealot after the Blue Zealots lynch him.
I am not a thing. My name is Leonard Church. And you will fear my laser face. —Espilon Church
I like my digital life so much better than my stupid real life. —Simmons
You ever wonder why we're here? —Simmons (And so many other characters in RvB)
I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees. — Church
"There's no 'I' in team." "Oh yeah! Well there's no "you" in "team" either! So I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddamn team. The team sucks!"—Simmons and Grif
"Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your enemies. Killing a man with your bare hands says 'We're all equals as men except I'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and your dead.' Of course dropping a nuke on them from 50 thousand feet is totally acceptable. I mean let's face it, there just not enough time in this world to show everybody the courtesy of a good strangling." —Sarge
"Shotgun to the face is a great contingency plan! Wanna see how it cures insubordination?" —Sarge
Caboose: "Hey Church, ever wonder why we're here?"
Church: "You know, Caboose, I used to not care. I just went along with orders and hoped that everything would work out for me. But after all that has happened, you know what I learned? It's not about hating the guy on the other side because someone told you to. I mean, you should hate someone because they're an asshole, or pervert, or snob, or they're lazy, or arrogant, or an idiot, or a know-it-all. Those are reasons to dislike somebody. You don't hate a person because someone told you to. You have to learn to despise them on a personal level. Not because they're Red, or Blue, but because you know them, and you see them every single day, and you can't stand them because they are a complete and total fucking douchebag."
Caboose: "...I meant why are we up here in the sun when we could be standing down there in the shade."
Church: "Oh. Yeah, okay. Let's go stand in the shade." - Red vs. Blue
Goddamit Joel. —Gus
Goddamit Gus. —Joel
Don't take life seriously, no one ever makes out alive anyways. —Unknown
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all of its students. —Louis Hector Berlioz
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. —Unknown
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. —Unknown
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. —Unknown (I have so many unknowns)
The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? -it is the same angels breathe. — Mark Twain
Die? Didn't you know? Spartans never die. — Final words of Lieutenant Commander Kurt-051, a.k.a. Kurt Ambrose
They let me pick, did I ever tell you that? Choose whichever Spartan I wanted. You know me. I did my research. Watched as you became the soldier we needed you to be. Like the others, you were strong and swift and brave. A natural leader. But you had something they didn't. Something no one saw... but me. Can you guess? Luck. — Cortana
"Were it so easy." — The Arbiter in Halo 3
"Come in as strangers, leave as friends." — George Danes
“ No man’s life can be encompassed in one telling. There is no way to give each year its allotted weight, to include each event, each person who helped to shape a lifetime. What can be done is to be faithful in spirit to the record and try to find one’s way to the heart of the man…" — Richard Attenborough
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." Winston Churchill
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." Unknown
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." Unknown
“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." Carl Zwanzig
"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." General George S. Patton
“This job would be great if it wasn’t for the fucking customers” Randal Graves - Clerks
“There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you” Cameron Poe - Con Air
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." George W. Bush
"Tickets? Since when did they start charging for the bus? Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free?" Jay - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"Fighting fair is for people that don't know how to avoid losing correctly."
"Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?"
"If at first you don't succeed, deny that you were really trying in the first place."
"If you get glitter on you prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." Dimitri Martin
"It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose."
"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years."
"The thing you should be thinking about isn't whether or not I can actually kill you with the nail clippers, it should be the fact that whether I can or not is irrelevant. No matter if I can or not, you know full well that I'm going to try, and that more than anything else should scare the hell out of you for more than one reason and answer your question right there." Kenchi618- Taken verbatim from my younger brother questioning my sanity after pissing me off in my bedroom post-shower and I took to threatening him with aforementioned grooming device.
"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." General Douglas MacArthur
"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."
"You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war." - Napoleon Bonaparte
Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death I will fear no evil; for I am the meanest son of a bitch in the whole damn Valley.
If money can't buy happiness, I guess you'll just have to rent it.
Drive defensively, buy a tank.
It doesn't matter how hard you've studied; the material won't be on the exam anyway.
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.
In theory, everything works.
Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from two or more.
Around here, to be nuts is normal, to be sane is stupid.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.
Now that I've finally got my act together,I've forgotten what I'm supposed to do with it.
This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they AREN'T after you.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.
Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive."
No one is Afraid of Heights,
They are afraid to Fall
No one is Afraid to Play
They are afraid to Lose
No one is Afraid of the Dark
They are afraid of what's in it
No one is Afraid to Say I Love You
They are afraid of the Response
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.
I have a cat that I found outside in the cold it isn't allowed in the house so I let it sleep in a blanket that I leave out for it. It was abandined by its owner. You can see by the way it's fur is on its neck. There used to be a collar. I have no idea where it came from or who it belonged to. That much doesn't matter. It's new home when I found it was under my patio table where it can be warm because of the cover. I think it's a guy. I have no name for it that I am sure that it is right. It goes by the weirdest name of all, Ralphy Chuck Norris. It makes me cry to see an abandoned animal begging for you to let them into the cold. I can't understand why anyone would want to do that. They could end up killing the animal. ANIMAL ABANDONMENT IS WRONG!!
If you think what I said above is true post it onto your profile.
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Steps to Live a Better Life
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.
FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.
SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.
EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.
NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.
TEN. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.
TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.
THIRTEEN! ... When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'
FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.
SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.
EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship...
NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.
If you like these and it has meaning to you, I suggest you copy and paste this into your profile.
Giving more than 100
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
H A R D W O R K
K N O W L E D G E
A T T I T U D E
B U L L S H I T
So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And look how far this will take you...
A S S K I S S I N G
Think about it...
If you can read that please put it in your profile.
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
Drafting Guys over 60
I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky,
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because
Boot camp would be easier for older guys. We're
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home
Let us older guys track down those dirty rotten coward
If nothing else, put us on border patrol...we will
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