Author has written 18 stories for Blank Slate, Death Note, Dogs, X-Files, Bleach, Naruto, Sensitive Pornograph/センシティブ・ポルノグラフ, Black Cat, Kuroshitsuji, and Loveless.
Hello! My name is Lark, and welcome to my page! I am an 18 year old no-life who writes to kill boredom and is absolutely terrible when it comes to finishing anything she starts. That being said, if you're here to generally creep and learn more about me than a nameless stranger should, I am a wolf furry and I have a fetish for anything involving dragons. Literally. Fetish. Mmmmm, dragons. *cough* Anyhow...
If you haven't noticed, I've had this account for everrrrr and most of the things on it are a few years old. That, my friends is because real life sucks. Seriously, never graduate from high school. Also, having a fiance will pretty much take up all of your fanfic writing time. (Not that I really mind, of course...)
Hopefully SOMEDAY I will finish Mail Jeevas: Paranormal Investigator, because honestly that story was more fun than anything else I've ever written, but...I was getting too into it, and most of the people in my life were getting concerned for my mental well-being. Le sigh, the problems with being obsessive. I apologize deeply to my fans, please forgive me?
Other useless factoids about me include: I am neo-pagan, I actually like Twilight but the movies were shit, I am a proud member of the FURRY fandom (F4L Blaez Shikiba Conri), and I am a Badass Uke. (Take the awesomely awesome quiz at semeuke.com!!!) My favorite music genres are indie and gothic rock.
Current Theme song: Gothic Girl - The 69 Eyes
Please review? Please? It makes me get off my ass and actually do things? (Or rather, it makes me stop doing things other than writing.)
Favorite Yaoi pairs:
Black Cat - Creed Diskenth x Train Heartnet (otp)
Loveless - Soubi x Ritsuka
Soubi x Kio
Soubi x Seimei
Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler - Alois x Claude
Alois x Ciel
Sebastian x Grell
Grell x Undertaker
Sebastian x Ciel
Dogs -Heine x Badou
Heine x Giovanni
Giovanni x Badou
Death Note - Mello x Matt (otp)
Mello x Near
Matt x BB
L x Beyond Birthday
Naruto & Naruto Shippuden - Hidan x Deidara
Haku x Zabuza
Sasuke x Naruto (otp)
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
Common Misconceptions About Hogwarts
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant. No, Harry's the uke.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.smirk-
34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell.
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy. (Draco would be displeased)
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time". (Yes he does D:)
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