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Joined 11-21-09, id: 2152413, Profile Updated: 07-01-10
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto.

Quotes say everything that's why I'm putting them up (They're also HYSTERICAL!)

The bad thing about life is that there's no background music

Yeah I'm quiet... around you. You should see me with my friends.

One tequilla. Two tequilla. Three tequilla. Floor.

Your village just called. They want their idiot back.

For the last time! It's called an ERASER not a RUBBER!

When life gives you lemons... make orange juice and shock the world

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

I called some guy gay and he hit me with his purse.

Out of my mind! Be back in five minutes!

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

Last night as I lay in bed and looked up at the stars I thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling?"

If it's not chocolate, why bother?

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

Definition of homework: Some crude form of mind control still used in some criminal areas.

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate!

I plan to live forever... so far so good!

Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!!

I know KUNG FU and 42 other dangerous words.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Just 'cuz I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

I beg your minuscule pardon!

Come closer so I can slap you

Just 'cuz I'm standin' here doesn't mean I'm listening

I didn't steal it, I just borrowed it without asking with no intention of giving it back

We're not lost. I just have no idea where we are.

I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver

Ever considered suing your brain for non support?

Now I just want to say two things.

1. I like chocolate

2. Naruto's cooler than the idiot who thinks he rules the school.

:D

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School Is Prison by ApplesAreForever reviews
Hinata is hated at school for being herself. This made her into the shy, stuttering girl we all know. One day she meets Naruto who treats her differently. Why is he being so nice? Will Hinata make new friends? Will this year be different? READ IT!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,620 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Just Deal by Clockwork Mockingbird reviews
Okay, so I married this guy from a different country to stop a war. In the middle of making friends, making enemies, putting people in jail, pissing off his council, matchmaking, and getting kidnapped, I fell in love with him. Damn it all. SxS AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beaten Black and Pink by Krabby Patties reviews
/AU/ "Shh," Sasuke whispered in my ear. "It's me. Just me." He let go of me and I spun around. "Sasuke-kun, how can you be so calm!" I was screeching now. "You killed someone! I knew you were a yakuza, a murderer!" /Kinda Sky High based/ /SxS/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,935 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
As Plain as Black and Pink by Krabby Patties reviews
/AU/ "Sakura, marry me." "You are crazy, completely crazy. I am on the mafia's most wanted list and you want me to marry you?" /Sequel to "Beaten Black and Pink"/SxS/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 209 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
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A Highly Secretive Trip reviews
In Hashirama High School, there is this one school trip which only five selected members can go on. No one knows where the trip is to, or what people do on this trip, but the people who come back from it are totally transformed. Hinata Hyuuga, a shy, nerdy girl is one of the five people selected. She finds out that this trip is for... AN EXTREME MAKE OVER! What happens now?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Black Sheep reviews
Hinata is known as the black sheep of the Hyuuga family. In her father's eyes she lacks intellect, personality, and talent. To escape from it all, she goes to the beach for a few hours of peace. In the midst of this pain and endurance, a blond-haired surfer hears her crying. What happens next? AU/Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Just My Luck reviews
My name is Sakura Haruno and I have the worst luck ever, or so I think. One day, I get rescued by this (really hot) dark-haired onyx-eyed guy. And you can kind of guess what happens from there... So is my luck really that bad? SasuSaku/AU/Complete
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Governess reviews
Sakura goes to Uchiha Hall to work as a governess for Itachi Uchiha. Her job is to teach his little son, Taiyo. Over there she meets the "dashing" Sasuke Uchiha. What happens then? Sorry if it's kind of dry and meaningless
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,726 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
We Be Dreamers reviews
Itachi and his friends always had a dream that they're determined to follow till the end: to be rock stars. Unfortunately his father wants him to do something else. Itachi has to fight for what he wants but the question is: Will he win? RED song fic
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Itachi U.