Teh Drama Llama
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Joined 11-21-09, id: 2152450, Profile Updated: 05-17-15
Author has written 12 stories for One Piece, Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Merlin, Inception, and Teen Wolf.

In case my lack of update since 2013 hadn't clued you in, I've pretty much given up on writing fanfiction. I'm so sorry! I was never the most popular fanfic writer, but every so often I get a notification from this website telling me I have a new follower, review, or favourite. I know I've let my readers down, especially followers of Kids Of Heart, which unfortunately is destined to never be finished.

As I've grown older I've moved away from the anime fandom, including the cosplay and roleplay communities, and so in turn my enthusiasm for writing fanfiction has decreased. I'm nearly 20, no longer living with my parents and I've almost finished my second year studying Journalism at university, and I've come to realise that I'm only really interested in news and feature writing, rather than creative writing and fanfiction. Of course, this could change! But that's how things stand right now. Occasionally I go back and read my old favourite fanfics, but then I've always preferred to read fiction rather than write it. My interests have shifted so much since I started writing fanfiction in my bedroom at my mum's house, so I don't think I'll ever go back to writing it.

I'll still keep all of my fanfics up for you to read if you so wish. If you're interested in how Kids Of Heart would have ended, I think I still have a document floating around on my laptop with the plot outline for the remaining few chapters, which I'll happily PM to anyone who asks.

Honestly, the response I got to Critical Hit was really good for me. It really boosted my self esteem and confidence in my writing ability, and further convinced me that writing for a living was the way to go. So thank you to everyone who's ever left a review, followed me or one of my stories, faved a fic, or simply lurked around. Every so often I look at my traffic stats and smile about how many people all over the world have read my fanfics.

- Teh Drama Llama, May 17th 2015

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Black Magic by GeckoMoriaShadowLord reviews
Yaoi. A collection of all my one-shots and drabbles. Pairings abound, ratings across the spectrum. Chp.16: ZoSan. "Diamonds, Lies, and Cash Money"
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,844 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Complete
Hostage by Shnlock reviews
AU: John and Sherlock meet whilst hostages in a bank robbery. Eventual Sherlock/John. Rated M for swearing, torture, and smut. Part 2 in development. Moriarty wants to say hi.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,773 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Goodbye, John by XxMildredxX reviews
John finds it very difficult to tell Sherlock of his diagnosis, but it seems Sherlock has deduced it himself. As John says goodbye, he and Sherlock struggle with the feelings that this brings on them, and how Sherlock will go on when John has gone.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What We Do Is Secret by Reiki-Piratical reviews
Kidd begins to notice the strange hints Law gives him during their regular brutal romp every two weeks and comes to a conclusion about his on again, off again, partner. Kidd/Law, AU one-shot.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/9/2012 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
Forbidden Fruits by Reiki-Piratical reviews
Ace finds himself attracted to his teacher while Law pushes the school bully a bit too far... An AU involving Marco/Ace, Kidd/Law. Contains a lot of narcolepsy and insomnia humour, but mostly forbidden romance.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 143,830 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ace, Marco - Complete
Something New Entirely by ur boy jack kennedy reviews
Sherlock is seventeen brilliant, John is neither. Warnings for age difference.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Always Missing You by RemyDico5 reviews
After Sherlock's death at Reichenbach Falls, John starts a new blog trying to deal with the death. This was is private and John writes each entry to Sherlock in a way to talk to his friend.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,936 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2011 - John W. - Complete
Recollections Series: Story Five by StarkBlack reviews
The fifth in a series of past events in the 'Memories' universe. This is the story of that fateful night at the dojo... WARNINGS: yaoi, manxman, language.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Taking Advantage by Phoebe Taylor reviews
This is a fic for a friend, two days late 3 Not finished, but I feel bad for making her wait, so I'm posting this until I finish typing the rest up. CONTAINS YAOI/MALE SEX. DON'T READ UNLESS YOU LIKE. First time writing this stuff as well. xD
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Zoro, Sanji
Of Marimos and Eyebrows by AllBlueChaser reviews
The collection of Zo/San drabbles I have written over the years. Themes, ratings, and quality are going to range all over the place. There will be smut. There will be fluff. Zo/San from Opyaoi100. Chp 78- Zoro betrays but self forgiveness may come by cook
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 28,173 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/2/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Sanji, Zoro
Confessions and Epiphanies of a Gay, Black Wizard by calliopeinbloom reviews
Dean Thomas' Hogwarts career and beyond through the twin lenses of race and sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5590 - Favs: 12,943 - Follows: 1,729 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Starlight by dreyk.z.black reviews
All else irrelevant, nothing mattered but those lips and those eyes and those small spots where their bodies touched, this, this he was enraptured with. KiddxLaw Hard to describe so read, enjoy, and review.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2011 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Spontaneity by Envy911 reviews
Does knowing what is going to happen make things boring? It was a simple notion placed in Hawkins’ head by Law. Maybe it does, and maybe Drake can help make things not as boring. Will be only about two chapters.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2009 - B. Hawkins, X Drake
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Kids of Heart reviews
When on tour, relations between band members often become strained. How will the relationships between the Kids of Heart fare during their first ever headline tour? Modern multi-chap AU, T for language and implied slash.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,551 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - E. Kidd, T. Law
100 Prompts in 100 Days - Teen Wolf Series
A selection of standalone Teen Wolf-related prompts - some of which may be developed into full-length fics in the future. Rated T for swearing, implied violence, and implied malexmale relationships.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Scott M., Stiles S., Lydia M., Derek H. - Complete
100 Prompts in 100 Days - One Piece Series reviews
A selection of One Piece-related prompts - some standalone, some expanding on headcanons from my previous fanfictions. Rated T for swearing and violence, plus implied malexmale relationships.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - E. Kidd, T. Law, Ace, unknown 1 - Complete
In Which Arthur Discovers Eames' Love of Felines reviews
Arthur has an arrangement with the stray cat which occasionally visits his balcony for food and affection. Eames is peturbed by said arrangement. Frustration ensues. Quick, fluffy, dialogue-only drabble.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Defying Convention reviews
Pirates and marines have been sworn enemies for as long as anyone can remember...There's an exception to every rule though, right? One-shot malexmale pwp; don't like, don't read.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
The Last Song reviews
Naruto loves Sasuke, and Sasuke loves Naruto. Simple. But what happens when this is brought into question? Multi-chap AU songfic based on songs by the Foo Fighters. M for a reason. This fic has been DISCONTINUED, thanks for your support.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Critical Hit reviews
It was a critical hit. The bullet slid through the other's abdomen like a knife through butter... A/U KiddxLaw. Now a multi-chap fic. Violence, drugs and alcohol, language, explicit malexmale. You've been warned.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,205 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - T. Law, E. Kidd - Complete
The Window reviews
Law felt himself missing the presence of the fiery redhead that had rushed into the lecture hall yesterday, twenty minutes late, only to find out he had the wrong room. A/U KLaw, rated M for delicious lemony reasons!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/28/2011 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Almost reviews
So many things almost didn't happen. But they did. And then everything fell into place. Just a quick Arthlin drabble, rated M to be sure. This fic contains slash, don't like, don't read.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
When the Day met the Night reviews
'When the moon fell in love with the sun, all was golden in the sky, all was golden when the day met the night' ShikaNaru oneshot, rated M for malexmale lemon, don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U. - Complete
Nicknames reviews
Sanji has someone on his mind, and no amount of pacing is going to get rid of him. Quick ZoSan drabble with a second chapter full of lemony goodness. Rated M for a reason.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Red reviews
Recently Mori had not been able to concentrate fully on his duties as a host, and he had a feeling that Kyouya had something to do with it. MoriKyou/KyouMori, M for a reason. Can be read as a oneshot but the second chapter is currently on hiatus.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Mori/Takashi M., Kyōya O.