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16 year old girl whose life gets boring at times so she writes to have fun!!!!!!!

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Last Chance Ranch
Lone Star Farm
Blake, Ziva, & Cookie (yeah, I have a cat named Ziva. Get over it.)

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-This is for all the undiscovered talent out there... You will get your chance. We all are cheering for you. Copy and paste this you think we all should get a shot, no matter what you look, act, or sound like. -

Favorite NCIS episodes so far...

Undercovers (Season 3)
Truth or Consequences (Season 7)
Kill Ari Part 1&2 (Season 3)
Powerdown (Season 7)
Cloak (Season 6)
Dagger (Season 6)
Road Kill (Season 6)
Bury Your Dead (Season 5)
Family (Season 5)
Faith (Season 7)
Reunion (Season 7)
Jetlag (Season 7)
Shalom (Season 4)
Dead Air (Season 8)
False Witness (Season 8)

(Not in any kind of order)

NCIS Quotes

False Witness

Tony: [after Ziva turns off the sound from the interview room] Thanks. I was getting a headache.
Ziva: Really?? This is usually your favorite part. Getting to watch reality TV at work, as you call it.
Tony: Well, people change, Ziva.
Ziva: Yes. But not that quickly. And yet here we have his new Tony. Who arrives early, stays late, turns down advances from beautiful women, and has not made a single joke in the past, what, two days?
Tony: I haven't? Are you sure? Well, we're in the middle of a case.
Ziva: It has not stopped you before.
Tony: Well, it's stopping me now, and I'm sorry if you're losing sleep over it, but I can't be responsible for everyone's feelings!
Ziva: Everyone?
Tony: Everyone! You, and McGee, and the Brenda Bittner's of the world. Everyone!
Ziva: Brenda.
Tony: Yeah. Bittner. The girl who posted online that we were in a committed relationship last year.
Ziva: Yes! Yes, but if I remember correctly, the only thing you were committed to was a one night stand.
Tony: That's right. [clears throat] I just found out that she checked herself into a depression treatment facility after she wrapped her car around a tree. Nice one, huh?
Ziva: And you feel responsible.
Tony: No! I barely knew the girl. I'm just saying.
Ziva: Well, clearly she was a troubled woman.
Tony: It's clear now, isn't it?
Ziva: Still, it must be unsettling to think that you didn't notice at the time, especially since it is your job to help people who are in trouble.Tony: I don't know why this has gotten under my skin like this. I mean, of all things. Maybe instead of having a mid-life crisis I'm having a mid-life crazy.
Ziva: Look, you are not crazy, okay? You are just -- [pauses] -- growing up. And some lessons are more painful as we grown older when the stakes are higher, but you need to find balance. And yes, yes, yes, yes! You need to treat people more respectfully, especially when it comes to matters of the heart. But you, need to be who you are.
Tony: Who am I?
Ziva: You are Tony DiNozzo. The class clown. That is why we love you.

Cover Story
Ziva: It was no secret. He's writing about us!
Tony: Oh come on, it's not about us. I mean the whole part about Liza and her broken heart.
Ziva: The memento she keeps from a relationship that would never have a chance to happen.
Tony: Yeah, where’s he getting than? Or the scene between Liza and Tommy where they pour out their hearts to each other and spill their secrets
Ziva: Haha. When he tries to explain the profound nature of his identity crisis.
Tony: Yeah! I mean the hidden struggle between ‘who he is?’ and ‘what he’s becoming?’ I don't even know what it is.
Ziva: Totally unrealistic.
Tony: Would never happen

Under Covers
Ziva: Think they bought it?
Tony: I did.
Ziva: That’s fairly obvious.
Tony: For your information that’s my knee.
Ziva: Whatever. You can get off me now.
Tony: It’s only been ten minutes. I have a reputation to protect.
Ziva: We're not even sure if we’re under surveillance yet Tony.
Tony: You can’t be too careful when you’re undercover. Let’s give it another forty minutes just to be realistic.

Tony: Ziva! Hey! What the hell are you doing?
Ziva: I can disarm it.
Tony: OK... Well, great. Let's go outside and talk about this.
Ziva: If it detonates before EOD gets here, we'll lose evidence.
Tony: Well, what a bummer! That would be a real shame. Ziva! ZIVA! This has to be the stupidest thing any human being has ever done!
Ziva: Then why are you following me Tony?
Tony: I don't frickin' know!
Ziva: Here, hold this.
Tony: Any idea what's going to happen if this cellphone rings?
(Ziva works at disarming the bomb)
Tony: I can see down your shirt right now.
Ziva: I don't think your new girlfriend would like that.
Tony: What are you talking about? I don't know what you're talking about.
Ziva: I'm talking about you and the fact that you no longer stare at every woman when they pass you by.
Tony: Well, I'm looking down your shirt right now.
Ziva: See anything good?
Tony: Yeah. Real good, but I'm not entirely sure it's worth dying...
(Ziva clips the wire)
Tony: ... over.
Ziva: Not worth dying over. (She zips up her jacket). I'll remember that.
Tony: What if I said it was?
Ziva: Now you'll never know.

Truth or Consequences
Ziva: Tony, WHY are you here?
Tony: Couldn't live without you, I guess.


Ziva: What is this place?
Lieutenant: That's classified.
Tony: Classified? What do you got in there? Aliens? Bigfoot?
Ark of the Covenant? (no response from Lieutenant) That only leaves one thing.
Tony, Ziva and McGee: (In unison) Unicorn.

Semper Fidelis
Tony: Isn't that right Ziva? Where'd she go?
Ziva: A few branches are missing up here.
Tony: Oh.
Ziva: Clear view of the property, could study the view of the patrol pattern. They go in, he goes up, then he goes out... That gate. Ooh. It's McGee.
McGee: Hey, Gibbs wants you guys to come back.
Ziva: I'm up a tree.
McGee: Well, this might only confuse you further.
Ziva: Oh, well who said I was confused?
McGee: You said you were up a tree.
Ziva: I am.
Tony: Why is he calling you and not me, I'm his senior field agent.
Ziva: I don't know why he's not calling you Tony.
McGee: I did call him...
Ziva: He's not making any sense.
McGee: ... you're the one not making sense.
Ziva: He said he called you.
Tony: Not getting a signal. How come you're getting a signal and I'm not?
Ziva: Because, I'm up a tree.
McGee: Oh.
Tony: Oh. We solve cases all the time like this.

Tony: I had no choice.
Ziva: That's a lie.
Tony: Why would I lie to you Ziva?
Ziva: To save your worthless ass.
Tony: From who? Vance? Mossad?
Ziva: You jeopardized your entire career for what?
Tony: For you

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

15. You find yourself singing Tony's undercover song at odd times.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (NOT!!)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I have had SUICIDAL thoughts, therefore I MUST be emo and depressed.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Your Guy Side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes



You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.



W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?

2. Be serious or be funny?

3. Drink whole or skim milk?


4. Die in a fire or drown?


5. Spend time with your parents or enemies?

D O . Y O U . P R E F E R.

1. Sun or moon?:

2. Winter or Fall?

3. left or right?

4. Ten acquaintances or two best friends?:
Two best friends

5. Sunny or rain

6. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream?

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it? 10:56 PM

2. What is your name?

3. What do you want to do? Dance and Sing like a crazy person

4. Where do you wanna live?

5. How many kids do you want?

6. Do you want to get married?

7. have you ever done drugs?

8. what do you like on your pizza?
Onion, peppers, and cheese!

9. Can you cross your eyes?
Well, almost

10. Do you make your bed daily?: Now I do!
R A N D O M.

1. Which shoe goes on first?

2. Ever thrown a shoe at someone?

3. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?

4. Have you ever eaten Spam?
Ew, never. Vegetarian here.

5. Favorite ice cream?
Vanilla with caramel

6. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet?: 4

7. Do you cook?: If you count TV dinners cooking...

8. Current mood?


1. kissed some one?

2. Sang?

3. Been hugged:

4. Felt stupid:

5. Missed someone:

6. Danced Crazy?

7. Gotten your hair cut?

8. Cried:

9. been kissed:

. S T U F F .

Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Um, no...

Do you have a Dog?: One

The last time you've been sledding?
2 years ago

Do you consider yourself creative?
I think, am i people?

Do you have any friends on
A few

Do you know anybody in real life from

Where are you?
My house

Look up, then look back, what do you see?
a plant and printer

What are you listening to right now?
Heartbroken by T2

Last thing you ate?: Orange

Last thing you thought?
Two weeks till a new NCIS episode??? seriously!!!!

You have a million dollars what do you do?
Half to a animal rescue and half to the "MAKE TIVA HAPPEN" fund.

What are you eating/drinking right now?
Berry Gum

Find a Globe. Spin it. Where does it land?: Horn of Africa... now thats weird...

Find a book, turn to page 56, line 18, what does it say and what book is it?
Just Don't Fall by Josh Sundquist

"We Drive to Baltimore to meet an orthopedic surgeon at Johns Hopkins who will give us his opinion which is called a second opinion since we already got a first opinion from Dr. Dunsmore."

Turn on the TV, what show is on?

Type you name with your elbow: dcxqa4role4e4

Now, type your name with your nose
cdar lee

Type your name w/out looking
carlee YEAH!!!!

Stand up, close your eyes, spin around 3 times, open your eyes, what do you see?
my Iphone.

If you were any character from Warriors, who would you be?

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?:
My rough draft of Crash and Burn.

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The Lightening Strike by Flash McGowen reviews
"What if this storm ends and I don't see you, as you are now, ever again?" When Tony is shot at a crime scene, a series of complications ensue, opening up old wounds and creating new ones.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,481 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Two Weeks In Miami by belletylers reviews
Ray's getting relocated at the end of the summer, and wants to make the most of his Miami beach house with Ziva. There's just one problem: he wants Tony and EJ to come along. Here begins the craziest vacation ever. No big deal. It's only two weeks, right?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,717 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
What's A DVD? by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Now complete. The Lion King characters watch the Lion King movies.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,678 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Simba - Complete
Of Honeymoons and Jelly Doughnuts by catherine ampere reviews
Sequel to The Speech. After Jimmy's wedding, Tony and Ziva do their best to remain low-key amidst a hawk-eyed boss and nosy coworkers.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,585 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Seeing Isn't Believing by DollyTheLlama reviews
"Relax Probie, it's just a power outage…or is it? It could be 'Friday the 13th'—don't leave the cabin Ziva, the big scary monster might get you!" -Well, maybe not a monster, but something else is in store for Agent David. Eventual TIVA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 42,151 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
When It All Comes Down by FS-13 reviews
Things are not always as they seem. But when an apparent reality destroys a person, whether or not it is "real" doesn't matter. When an assignment forces Tony to fake his death, Ziva must learn to live without him—something she's not sure she can do—Tiva—
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,830 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Are We Really Faking It? by Abominable Toaster reviews
Tony's stuck up cousin is coming for a visit and Tony tells him that he is dating an amazing woman. Only problem? Tony's not dating anyone...Who will he get to fill her place. I'm still unsure of ratings so I guess I'll rate it T.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,803 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
How Many More? by starryjules reviews
My version of Tiva comfort food - a tag to Pyramid because I know I'm not the only one who needed more. So here's my take on the missing conversation after Ziva's rescue. Rated T because my Tony sure swears a lot...
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Always by Anonymous033 reviews
He has never forgotten, and she has never stopped loving him. Sixteen years after they part, Tony meets Ziva again. Sequel to 'Goodbye'.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
La Famiglia by hundan reviews
Tony has a family reunion, he is told to bring someone so who will he take, the one person he has so much UST with that I wonder if they will survive the weekend without pretending to be together. Rated M just to be safe
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,258 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Simply Unplanned by LunaZola reviews
One moment of clouded minds leads to months, and years of unplanned happiness. Ziva and Tony feel their way through their new, unplanned, life paths. *rated T because of my sailor's mouth*
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,683 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Israeli Wine and Pearls by browneyesonly4 reviews
Ziva returns to Israel with a friend to celebrate Chanukah after Eli invites her to the celebration. Will romance bud in the midst of holiday cheer? AU, taking Disqualifying any episodes in the near future.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 54,293 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Heartbroken Goodbye by CrackedMetal reviews
Sequel to "This Is Inevitable". After the events in Autopsy Ziva and Tony now have to say goodbye to each other before they leave and maybe never see each other again. This time Tony decides he doesn't care about Gibbs' rules and says a proper goodbye.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Little Blossom by EnoughOfThisDance reviews
Post-Somalia fic with a twist. While in Africa, Ziva found an unusual guardian angel. Now she has trouble letting go. Keywords: Child, Recovery, Kidnap, Hostage. Possible romance later in the fic. Please note author pen name change - author is the same.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ziva D.
Kaleidoscope Heart by Zayz reviews
T/Z. Tony successfully executes an elaborate heist to hack into Ziva's e-mail and finds out the truth about the guy in Miami - and the relationship spirals from there. A mature T. Complete!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 72,556 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Where Credit Is Due by Ink On Paper reviews
Because they do have a lot to be thankful for . . . . Tony, Ziva, and turkey . . . . A little Thanksgiving piece.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Avow by jelenamichel reviews
The unexpected suicide of an agent prompts Tony and Ziva to share some secrets from their pasts, and make some promises for the future. No major character death.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Repayments of Gratitude by Jananae reviews
A gesture of gratitude can be something simple or incredibly large. Tony and Ziva realize this in the middle of a fatal shooting. A possible "What if?" for "Enemies Foreign" and "Enemies Domestic". Two-parter with added Author's Note now complete. Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
An Unexpected Assignment by zatl reviews
What happens when our favorite team gets sent off to therapy? This is just a little idea I couldn't help but put onto paper. It's my first fic, so be nice. Major TIVA plus a little McAbby and Jibbs. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,988 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
My Manic & I by dizzy - in - the - izzy reviews
With a serial killer on the loose, Tony and Ziva are sent undercover. As a happily married couple.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,872 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Crossfire by LyssLovesShules33 reviews
"Becca, you need to understand honey. My job at NCIS, it's one of the most dangerous jobs in the world. Your father and I can get shot at, anytime, anywhere." They never wanted to have to explain this to her, but now they have no choice. Tiva three-shot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,810 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Nice Trip to the Woods by LostinOblivion reviews
How does re-examining a scene for evidence turn into surgery in the middle of the woods? Tony/Ziva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Untitled by LtTanyaBoone reviews
Now she is lying in front of him, completely naked, trusting him with her body and heart. And he has never felt so worthless in all his life.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Tales from the Men's Room by Fluffy-CSI reviews
Ongoing Season 7 spoilers - a series of ficlets. The men's room is to Ziva what the elevator is to Gibbs. Just how many times *will* she corner Tony in there?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 26,680 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Deep Six: Unveiled by TaliDaniellaDavid reviews
McGee slips up at an interview, and mentions that the characters in his book are based on real people. Chaos ensues when the paparazzi hounds Tony and Ziva about their relationship. Established TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Dual Partners by Rose DiVerona reviews
Tag to "Jack Knife." McGee eventually realized Gibbs was talking about individual beds...but what if his first assumption had been correct after all?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
DiNozzo Asks Too Many Questions by jacksrevenge reviews
“You two spent the night together? ..what’s going on here McGee?” - Alternate Capitol Offense. What could’ve - and should’ve - happened when Ziva’s teasing goes a little too far. PART TWO- DiNozzo says something stupid. Gibbs is mischievous.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
A Snowball's Chance by GibbsGirl219 reviews
Established TIVA relationship. When Ziva goes home for a visit, Tony realizes just how strong his feelings for her are.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Mistletoe by dwe198eaufd reviews
Ziva leaves the NCIS Christmas party early and upset. There is only one to chase after her. I'm starting to think I'm getting worse at summaries. Please read, regardless.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Waking Up in Vegas by LoryLynn1186 reviews
They can't remember the last 24 hours. That can't be good. Inspired by Katy Perry's song. RATING CHANGE FOR CHAPTER 6!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,128 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
National Enquirer by YourRoyalC-RokHighness reviews
Tony and Ziva are requested by the President to be bodyguards while he presents a speech. However, after Ziva saves him from an assassination attempt, they end up becoming the nation's hottest couple. Your Royal Highness and C-Rokkk co-authorship. TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,972 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Last Unspoken Summer by wildpeace reviews
Tony/Ziva, What happens during the summer between Hiatus and Shalom.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,750 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Caught on tape by jelenamichel reviews
While reviewing security footage, Abby and McGee stumble upon something Tony and Ziva have been keeping to themselves. TIVA fluff. Rated T to be safe.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
BeachWatch by zatl reviews
Sadie is a regular at the beach. She sees everything. One day she sees two people walking and they captivate her attention. This basically follows Tony's and Ziva's relationship from an outside perspective... then adds on a little. Read and Review :
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Tears by zatl reviews
Put pressure on the wound. Harder McGee. Stay with us. Come on Ziva! Your don't have permission to die! STAY WITH US!" R&R Enjoy :
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Comforter by TheYoungTimpani reviews
Tony and Ziva are together the night of a big storm. Ziva is affected in a way that Tony was not expecting and it breaks his heart. Fluffy and Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Beyond by Jeanne Luz reviews
Sequel to pack your gear. Attempted murder, Mayhem and Evil people from the pastand a little tiva plot twist.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,417 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Pack Your Gear by Jeanne Luz reviews
Ziva's past comes back to haunt her. M just to be sure
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,706 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
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Rumor Has It reviews
Silent whispers, secret bets, and wandering eyes only have one thing in common at NCIS... Tony and Ziva. When this game of "When and where will it happen" turns deadly, it is up to them to stop it, or they might be next. TIVA
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Crash and Burn reviews
What happens when a freak accident puts both Ziva and Tony's lives in danger? Feelings begin to spill, and nothing will be the same. Tiva! Tony/Ziva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27,719 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Dear Diary: Life In Somalia reviews
Little black books can contain anything, even the unexpected. But what shocked Anthony DiNozzo is that contents were a diary. Ziva's diary. "Somalia is a cruel place," she writes, "And I can't wait to die." TIVA!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Story of My Life reviews
NCIS changes people, in ways you might not even know. A take on what this amazing show has done for me and many others I know!
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete