Author has written 1 story for Doctor Who, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
Hello, I'm Wintra(obviously). I'm an introvert whose shell has been ripped apart and stomped on. Just ask my friends. XD
I love to draw, and hope to be an artist some day.
Greetings from Brockdonia!
So, if you're reading this, you're probably wondering, 'What in the world of FanFiction is Brockdonia!?'. I can't exactly answer that question, but I can tell you about it. I'm a royal Lady of Brockdonia. It's a nation of mad people, my friend, but we lick Wonderland hollow. Despite many rumors you may have heard, we never murder each other(though we have come close...), just threaten to kill each other. And stage random uprisings against the merciful overlords, and stab people with unicorn horns. And feed Theia's ego, and perform sacrifices whenever there's an eclipse, and get into civil wars, and depend on the queen to avert civil wars, and "accidentally" offend each other, and promote people, and ban people, and threaten lives--no, wait, I said that, but we do that so often I'll say it twice--and throw things with catapults...like each other. We go completely nuts four times a year, and stay up past midnight on the solstices and equinoxes waiting for Storm to freaking GET THERE so we can all go to bed, and come up with couple names, and ignore the Queen's dislike of her couple name, and hide in bunkers, and eat flamburgers...(guys what's a flamburger?). We form armies of small furry animals with Russian meerkats as their leaders, and deploy said armies. Send out our own troop of personally trained ninjas for assassinations and avert assassination attempts from enemy empires, and tease each other mercilessly for innocent displays of affection, Theia, and get jacked up on caffeine, and drive each other completely insane. We also possess deadly weapons without permits (S'okay we are trained professionals, we know how to handle them.) Shave cats, making them mad, try and survive a PMSing Duchess, write stories about each other(You should check them out, they're quite good) and generally act like all groups of friends do, except without those pesky laws of physics. Want to get there? Well, sorry. You can't just go to Brockdonia. It's like Narnia. Okay...like Narnia after a serious concussion maybe...and on crack, but I'm sure you understand the point. But you can't just go deliberately looking for it. You'll stumble upon it on your own some day, if you're lucky, and then you'll get paired up with a nice girl/guy by Theia, whether you like it or not, and get a new name, whether you like it or not, survive all the crazy and if you make it through, then you'll be one of us. Hope to see you there! ~Lady Cassie Wintra. =]
I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with silent actions then spoken words, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, xXkickass-kunoichiXx, Tsunei-chan-The-Mizu-Kunoichi, Still Dazzled, RaeBBfan, Wintra,
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies (shudders)
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health first began to deteriorate when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Tylenol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense took a beating after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense slipped into a coma when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home, and if you did the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and you could go to a clinic and murder your unborn child.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I know my rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm a Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
If you know what AWANA is copy and paste this to your profile.
if you know what AWANA stands for copy and paste this to your profile.
If you started quoting 2 Timothy 2:15 as you read that, copy and paste this into your profile with the first part.
If you are in/have been in AWANA copy and paste this to your profile.
If your in high school and you still do AWANA and you don't care who says "it's only for little kids" copy and paste this to your profile.
If it drives you crazy when people call it "AWANAS" instead of "AWANA" copy and paste this to your profile.
I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narnian Nights, Gates of Valinor, Wintra,