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Joined 11-21-09, id: 2153371, Profile Updated: 12-19-11
Author has written 2 stories for Leverage, and NCIS.

A little about me:

Female.

Old enough.

Hoping to find long, completed fics in the HP fandom worth reading. Lots of them.

Will most likely only write fiction containing non-consensual and consensual corporal punishment, a.k.a. spanking on this account. This will sometimes be between adults, sometimes between children or teenagers and their parental figures. These are not real life stories, and this is not about abuse. This is about characters, who I think need a bit of a guiding hand, on occasion finding that that hand isn't always covered by a velvet glove. If that isn't your cup of tea, why the Hell would you be reading this anyway?

I do have another account, which is http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1380389/achillies_eel. None of these fics contain corporal punishment, so for those who dislike reading that sort of thing, go to my account there.

For those who decide to read my fics regardless, reviews are always appreciated and will be viewed with great regard.

And now I feel like a freakin' professor or something. So. Read and enjoy, if you please.

(10/03/11 Update:)

Review Reply to Anon Reviewer kkatee:

You brought up a few points I actually had a feeling would be misinterpreted, so in the odd chance you do pass by here again, I hope you see this. :)

For starters, thank you; I appreciate that you aren't judging my choice in writing material, and are enjoying the fic anyway. Best kind of reviewer there is.
Now for the points you brought up:

1. I never meant to imply that Parker thinks Eliot's a bully. That part where it was mentioned was Parker being pissed, hurt, and feeling misunderstood; and she was taking it out mentally on the target she felt to be responsible. I apologize if that was unclear. The reasons behind Parker's apparent overreaction will be made clear in later chapters.

2. That... is rather true, actually. But I needed someone to alert the team, and I figured that Parker would be smart enough to realize that she couldn't quite manage it on her own safely. So... yeah. I don't actually know what's up with that. But if it makes it more believable for you, just imagine Parker only needed him to... get past the firewall or something, a thing she wouldn't have been able to manage on her own. Think of it as a sign that Team Leverage is helping her grow or... something. Yeah. I like that one.

3. I completely agree with you that the Eliot in the show would never even dream of raising a hand to anyone in his team. He does know he's too dangerous and could hurt them, and I don't think he'd ever consider it if this were cannon. But since I'm a) writing a fic that's completely AU and possibly OOC (maybe I should write that out in an AN...), and b) also hoping to spin it in a way that it's at least SLIGHTLY believable, I don't think that's a particularly relevant argument. But I appreciate an honest opinion, so thanks for that.

And now I've written out a bloody speech. But hey, if people would just NOT POST ANONYMOUS REVIEWS...

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Rise or Fall by Heiress Mellie reviews
First Class: Charles and Erik have accepted their roles as guardians and headmasters over the young mutants but there is still work to be done for the greater than typical family. This is a familial and discipline, including spanking, centered fiction.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 206 - Words: 1,304,221 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30066 - Favs: 16,317 - Follows: 14,429 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 10520 - Favs: 5,895 - Follows: 5,305 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6211 - Favs: 9,992 - Follows: 11,480 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Coming Down on a Sunny Day by Laura of Maychoria reviews
In 2009, Castiel watches the Apocalypse end disastrously and makes a decision. In 1984, John Winchester suddenly finds himself with another little boy on his hands, one with dark, messy hair and sad blue eyes who won't leave John and his sons alone. AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,267 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Jimmy N. - Complete
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4038 - Favs: 4,605 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Ring Job by Rayhne reviews
Jim Sterling hires the team to investigate a cold case ... his own. Warning: Discussion of child abuse/rape. Please review!
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,351 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Jim S., Parker
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 5,836 - Follows: 7,898 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
five times Eliot caught Parker, one time he didn't by themonkeytwin reviews
"The first time Eliot caught Parker, she was just a kid." – Complete. General sweetness with an angst chaser.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Red Knuckles by Shayla17 reviews
A young Danny Reagan says some things that get him into trouble at school. WARNING: This story contains talk of old-fashioned school discipline and the ALMOST spanking of a child. If you don't like it, don't read or review it.
Blue Bloods - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Danny R., Frank R. - Complete
The Happy Ever After Job by shabbytiger reviews
Set after my fic: Not Gone Fishin'. Eliot & Parker pairing from Leverage. So, what happens now? How do these guys deal with the reality of being them and being in love? A discovery by Parker also leads to a new kind of job for the team. Rtd M for content
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,297 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Eliot S., Parker
Shopping Shouldn't Be So Difficult by peacefulsands reviews
So when they first started to spend more time together and Eliot started cooking, Sophie suggested that perhaps they should take it turns to help out.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Not Gone Fishin' by shabbytiger reviews
Eliot has plans for his weekend that he doesn't want to share, but ends up with an unexpected companion anyway. Somehow this trip leads them on another, altogether more personal journey. MA content in later chapters-be warned! Hitter & Thief FTW!
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,487 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Kiss with a Fist by VampirePam reviews
When Eliot goes to see Sterling, he learns two lessons: one - that the line between wanting to kill someone and just plain wanting them can be pretty blurry, and two - never, ever leave your com on during sex. Tag to 4x10. Eliot/Sterling.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Eliot S., Jim S.
Nine Lives by BlackFox12 reviews
Gabriel accidentally turns a cat into a human. Contains spanking. Fair warning
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Gabriel - Complete
Texts From Last Night by Miss Meggie reviews
The Leverage crew attends Mardi Gras and thier texts eave hints to the choas. Completely Cracky. I own nothing.
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 7823 - Favs: 5,954 - Follows: 3,216 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Faking It by Ultrawoman reviews
Parker is bored of Hardison making a big deal about their fake make-out on the David job. Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss, or so she thought, until she tries to prove it... ParkerEliot
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Parker, Eliot S. - Complete
Common Misperceptions by Erica Justice reviews
Eliot and Parker try out being roommates after Parker tails Eliot to his house. Hijinks ensue. Misunderstandings abound. *finally updated*
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,214 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Eliot S., Parker
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 2,539 - Follows: 2,204 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Dear Lara by skabs reviews
When Lily learns of her possible demise, she thinks of who might take care of Harry... She thinks maybe her distant cousin, Lara? Xover with Tomb Raider movie
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,784 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,936 - Follows: 2,470 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Harry Potter and the World that Waits by dellacouer reviews
A shell shocked but triumphant Harry Potter decides to leave his world behind for another. Someone should have told him that AUs can be really, really different. HP/ X-Men crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 122,880 - Reviews: 2732 - Favs: 5,799 - Follows: 6,761 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Harry P.
A Clock on the Face of Hell by IdSayWhyNot reviews
Fate was sealed that night. I was to live and fight, to breathe and conquer. The night I died and lived England celebrated the end of the nightmare that had yet to begin and praised the baby they would later fear and hate. I am Harry Potter. I am legend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 52,514 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Harry P., F. Flitwick
Harry Potter and the Wastelands of Time by joe6991 reviews
Take a deep breath, count back from ten… and above all else – don't worry! It'll all be over soon. The world, that is. Yet for Harry Potter the end is just the beginning. Enemies close in on all sides, and Harry faces his greatest challenge of all - Time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 282,609 - Reviews: 2934 - Favs: 3,852 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Attacked by Shezzi reviews
Parker's never late. Sometimes early, but never late. Still, Eliot is the only one who notices when she is. Eliot/Parker Hurt Comfort.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,681 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Eliot S., Parker
It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Simplicity in Complication by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Everything is always so backwards with Parker. •Parker/Eliot•
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,208 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Parker, Eliot S. - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 140 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Mr and Mrs Spencer by Carlier36 reviews
The gang helps Eliot run a con... on his parents.
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Eliot S., Parker - Complete
Or As We Say In Ancient Egyptian: KanipKanip by lawnmowerelf reviews
Sam has seriously bad luck with possessions.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sam W. - Complete
The Sterling Job by Rayhne reviews
Sterling re-enters the team's life in a surprising way, forcing them to join forces with the NCIS agents to find out who is trying to kill them. Descriptions of child abuse.
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,352 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Jim S.
Devil's Gateway by rachelAbendstern reviews
Teaser: Staring at the brothers, down at the calendar in his hand and back again, Alec had the hysterical thought that, even if he did get himself into trouble a lot, no one could accuse him of not being creative about it. Crossover with Supernatural.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,967 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Alec, Ben - Complete
Of Veils, Gates, and Magic by MikRES reviews
AU Crossover with SG-1, based on episode Solitudes. Jack and Sam are stuck in an ice cave unable to dial Earth when a wormhole is engaged. Enter Luna Lovegood.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/25/2009 - J. O'Neill, Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Beyond the Veil Lies Chicago? by DobbyElfLord reviews
Hermione discovers a possible way to recover Sirius from the Veil. She and Harry step through a portal to another plane. A Harry Potter Dresden Files crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Nullifier by Aedalena reviews
Harry Potter, the first nullifier since Salazar Slytherin, doesn't feeling like playing the hero. But when he goes back to the time of the Founders to learn from Slytherin himself, he finds himself in the middle of a war, trapped by enemies old and new.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,460 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Lord of the Coffee Java of the Ainur by Lothithil reviews
A Parody of Professor T's magnificent books, written by someone who drinks entirely too much coffee. No potty humour or smut, just lots of cream and sugar and not a little amount of silliness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 88 - Words: 75,258 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 11/30/2005
Inheritance by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Only Eyes to See. Sauron has followed Sarah to this world and has possessed the body of her best friend. Must she fight the Dark Lord alone, or will she get help from an unexpected quarter? Rated M for sex & violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,040 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/11/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sauron - Complete
Only Eyes to See by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Sarah falls into Middle Earth and ends up captured by the Lord of the Nazgul. Unfortunately, it just gets worse from there. Rated M for the usual sex and violence. Cover art in my profile!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sauron - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
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Dude, Where's My Car? reviews
Wherein Parker learns that, while it's a very bad idea to steal Eliot's car, it's an even worse idea to put her life in danger by, say, breaking into the White House. WARNING: Will Contain Corporal Punishment/Spanking of Adults in later chapters.
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Parker, Eliot S.
Breathe reviews
Done for Jet's Twenty Prompts Challenge. Prompt: Research. Because when Abby crosses over the line, Gibbs is always there to pull her back. WARNING: Contains Corporal Punishment/Spanking of an Adult.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
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Mede (10)
nonjon (25)
Shezza (15)
Shinysavage (8)
Water Mage (14)