(formerly known as ARTESIANCHICK101...)

"...when you have a good heart you help too much, you trust too much, you give too much, you love too much ... and it always seems you hurt the most..."#i'm a virgo

Here is a lil insight on me:

Location:South

B-Day: 1990

Nickname(s): Ri-ri, Rita, Reese or Reefa

When I came across this site I didn't expect to write any stories I'm a reader mostly but I have gotten some of my material straight so be expecting a good one to pop up somewhere on the "Net" that'll be written by yours truly. I for warn you my profile is full of ...personality!

My favorite anime shows are: Ao No Exorcist, Fairy Tail, Bleach(I freaking loved Ulquiorra why the hell'd they kill him off WHYYY!!!), Inuyasha:( Sesshomaru he is waay hotter than Inuyasha), Death Note(good while it lasted),Gokusen(Female Gangsters are the best), Naruto Shippuden, Kiba, Soul Eater, Devil May Cry(I could make a good cross over with all these silver headed guys), Trinity Blood, Dragonball GT, Hell Girl, Speed Grapher( if it wasn't for the guy on that show I wouldn't have even payed it any attention, DBZ, Tenchi (all series except GXP), Digimon (all versions), Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Ruroni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho(some sexy badass guys on that anime, Lupin III, Afro Samurai, Samurai 7, Fullmetal Alchemist, Witchblade, and finally Kuroshitsuji1 and2(translation Black Butler),

Cartoons: Static Shock and ...'-' static shock and...???? I think that might be it no wait 'The Boondocks'( Riley and Huey remind me of my two lil cousins), then there is Batman Beyond, Avatar, Family Guy, Justice League Unlimited, Spider-Man (90's and 2010's), X-Men (90s), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Gargoyles, The Simpsons, Transformers, Danny Phantom, Mighty Ducks, X-Men Evolution...lol okay now thats it

TV shows in general: The Walking Dead, American Horror Story(First season was'Beast'),South park, Charmed, True Blood, Angel, Tales from the Crypt, Brimstone, House, Fresh Prince Bel Air, and Hawthorne

Favorite Stand-Up Comedians: Trevor Noah, Eddie Griffin, Monique, Paul Money, Richard Pryor, Arnez J, Gary Owen, Demitri Martin, Deon Cole, Talent(Its just comedy), Chris Tucker, Dave Chappelle, Sheryl Underwood, Katt Williams, Bruce'Bruce', Carlos Mencia(De-DE-De), Ron White(haha they call me 'Tater Salad'), Pablo Francisco, Frank Caliendo, Bo Burnham, Bill Engval, Rickey Smiley, Bernie Mac(Rest In Peace), Jeff Foxworth, Chris Rock, Lewis Black, DeRay Davis, Jeff Dunham,Roy Wood,.Jr, Dane Cook, Ralphie May, Gabriel Iglesias(I love Fluffy)

Fav video games: Assassin's Creed (ALL), Darkness, Def Jam Fight for NY, Prince of Persia, God-Father 1 & 2, Wanted, Walking Dead,and Deadpool

Hmmm favorite colors would be: blue, purple, green, black and gold (not necessarily in that order)

I can fandom-hop like there's no tomorrow. I'll be in one fandom for maybe about a week, then switch it up. Of course, unlike some people, I know the line between canon and fandom, and I know when a slash pairing isn't going to become canonically plausible. I also don't hate on female characters just because they're female, I just don't read fics with them sexually involved. I'm straight. Frighteningly so. I love the peen. But I think its kinda weird on my part because I seriously think i'm starting to get into yoai stories.

I am, however, unusual in terms of my views on slash. I do believe in OTPs or set defined seme/uke roles .

Movies I gotta say Im a big horror fan: Evil Dead, MAMA, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Saw123456, Jeepers Creepers(stories they came up with for these are classics), Silence Of The Lambs, Red Dragon, Hannibal...the list goes on and on. Also into Action and Comedies please note that the ones in bold are the movies you should see if you already haven't: Takers, The Dark Knight, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, X-Men, X-Men 2, X-Men Origins Wolverine, Tropic Thunder, Anchorman the Legend of Ron Burgundy, Taladega Nights the Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Batman Begins, Enchanted, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Back to the Future series, School of Rock, Iron Man, Iron Man2, Transformers1and 2, Hercules, The Incredible Hulk, Austin Powers series, The Lion King, Aladdin, Mulan, Tarzan, The Emperor's New Groove, A Goofy Movie, Lilo & Stitch, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Shrek series, Quest for Camelot, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series, Space Jam, Toy Story1as well as 2 and 3, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Cars, A Bug's Life, Hitch. Avatar, Predators and How to Train Your Dragon are the best adventure movies and I salute any writer who took that up on "The Net"...Okay forget whatever I just said i'm updating so as of right now fully self-designating myself as a fan of COMEDY Movies reason why I just saw the movie Ted and believe me its awesome...sooo gonna buy the DVD.

Favorite authors : hands down its a Four-way battle between Charlene Harris she wrote the southern-vampire series their what the TV series True Blood is based on( new season starts June 13), Sherrilyn Kenyon she writes the dark-hunter and dream-hunter series, J.R. Ward writes the Black-dagger Brotherhood series and Laruel K. Hamilton the Anita Blake and Meridith Gray series.

Favorite singers: Toni Braxton, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Adele

Favorite Music:... i'll basicly listen to anything if its got a good tune, rap(Lil Wayne 'Pick The World Up'), R&B(Usher 'There Goes My Baby'), country(Carrie Underwood 'So Small'), old schoool R&B( Barry White 'Practice What You Preach'), gospel, pop, rock, metal, poprock, I've even listened to that song called 'For You by Azu and I can't understand most of the words she is saying.(But really though its a good song)!

...Hn well i guess thats everything there is to know about me the rest of this is just gonna be funny quotes I copied off peoples profiles.

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FUNNY QUOTES

2. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

4. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

7. I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

9. I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

11. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

13. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

16. Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

18. Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

19. Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

20. Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door...

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Favorite sayings, phrases and such I like:

"DO NOT say we need to talk, when a guy tells me that I black out and wake up later surrounded by body parts."

"When life gives me lemons, I ask 'Where the hell did these lemons come from?!'"

I'm not afraid of death!! What's it gonna do? Kill me?

Heaven didn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over!

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

I didn't fall from Heaven, I rose from Hell.

"Hell hath no fury as a woman's scorn." Yes, that does mean I'll smack you harder then Hell ever will.

Is death the last sleep? No--It is the last and final awakening.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you!

I don't suffer from Insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

You know you've gone delusional if you have ever said that an anime/manga character is sexy, and you love them and actually mean it.

"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide bodies!!"

"I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself." -Hiei

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, cursed, or both.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit!'

A day without sunshine is...night.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that

If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

If it weren’t for physics, and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

Never go to bed angry…. Stay up and plot your revenge.

How can I miss you if you wont go away.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties.

THERAPY!!

1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling

"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

42 Things to do in an Elevator

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, gri nning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you.
25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. ASK, "Did you feel that?"
34. TELL people that you can see their aura.
35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time...
38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air
39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors
40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39.
41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come.
42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention.