Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha.
(formerly known as ARTESIANCHICK101...)
"...when you have a good heart you help too much, you trust too much, you give too much, you love too much ... and it always seems you hurt the most..."#i'm a virgo
Here is a lil insight on me:
B-Day: Sept 1 1990
Nickname(s): Ri-ri, Rita, Reese or Reefa
When I came across this site I didn't expect to write any stories I'm a reader mostly but I have gotten some of my material straight so be expecting a good one to pop up somewhere on the "Net" that'll be written by yours truly.
My favorite anime shows are: Ao No Exorcist, Fairy Tail, Bleach(I freaking loved Ulquiorra why the hell'd they kill him off WHYYY!!!), Inuyasha:( Sesshomaru he is waay hotter than Inuyasha), Death Note(good while it lasted),Gokusen(Female Gangsters are the best), Naruto Shippuden, Kiba, Soul Eater, Devil May Cry(I could make a good cross over with all these silver headed guys), Trinity Blood, Dragonball GT, Hell Girl, Speed Grapher( if it wasn't for the guy on that show I wouldn't have even payed it any attention, DBZ, Tenchi (all series except GXP), Digimon (all versions), Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Ruroni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho(some sexy badass guys on that anime, Lupin III, Afro Samurai, Samurai 7, Fullmetal Alchemist, Witchblade, and finally Kuroshitsuji1 and2(translation Black Butler),
Cartoons: Static Shock and ...'-' static shock and...???? I think that might be it no wait 'The Boondocks'( Riley and Huey remind me of my two lil cousins), then there is Batman Beyond, Avatar, Family Guy, Justice League Unlimited, Spider-Man (90's and 2010's), X-Men (90s), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Gargoyles, The Simpsons, Transformers, Danny Phantom, Mighty Ducks, X-Men Evolution...lol okay now thats it
TV shows in general:American Horror Story(First season was'Beast'),South park, Charmed, True Blood, Angel, Tales from the Crypt, Brimstone, House, Fresh Prince Bel Air, and Hawthorne
Favorite Stand-Up Comedians: Eddie Griffin, Monique, Paul Money, Richard Pryor, Arnez J, Gary Owen, Demitri Martin, Deon Cole, Talent(Its just comedy), Chris Tucker, Dave Chappelle, Sheryl Underwood, Katt Williams, Bruce'Bruce', Carlos Mencia(De-DE-De), Ron White(haha they call me 'Tater Salad'), Pablo Francisco, Frank Caliendo, Bo Burnham, Bill Engval, Rickey Smiley, Bernie Mac(Rest In Peace), Jeff Foxworth, Chris Rock, Lewis Black, DeRay Davis, Jeff Dunham,Roy Wood,.Jr, Dane Cook, Ralphie May, Gabriel Iglesias(I love Fluffy)
Fav video games: Assassin's Creed (ALL), Darkness, Def Jam Fight for NY, Prince of Persia, God-Father 1 & 2, Wanted, Walking Dead,and Deadpool
Hmmm favorite colors would be: blue, purple, green, black and gold (not necessarily in that order)
I can fandom-hop like there's no tomorrow. I'll be in one fandom for maybe about a week, then switch it up. Of course, unlike some people, I know the line between canon and fandom, and I know when a slash pairing isn't going to become canonically plausible. I also don't hate on female characters just because they're female, I just don't read fics with them sexually involved. I'm straight. Frighteningly so. I love the peen. But I think its kinda weird on my part because I seriously think i'm starting to get into yoai stories.
I am, however, unusual in terms of my views on slash. I do believe in OTPs or set defined seme/uke roles .
Movies I gotta say Im a big horror fan: Evil Dead, MAMA, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Saw123456, Jeepers Creepers(stories they came up with for these are classics), Silence Of The Lambs, Red Dragon, Hannibal...the list goes on and on. Also into Action and Comedies please note that the ones in bold are the movies you should see if you already haven't: Takers, The Dark Knight, Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2, X-Men, X-Men 2, X-Men Origins Wolverine, Tropic Thunder, Anchorman the Legend of Ron Burgundy, Taladega Nights the Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Batman Begins, Enchanted, South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut, Back to the Future series, School of Rock, Iron Man, Iron Man2, Transformers1and 2, Hercules, The Incredible Hulk, Austin Powers series, The Lion King, Aladdin, Mulan, Tarzan, The Emperor's New Groove, A Goofy Movie, Lilo & Stitch, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Shrek series, Quest for Camelot, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series, Space Jam, Toy Story1as well as 2 and 3, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, Cars, A Bug's Life, Hitch. Avatar, Predators and How to Train Your Dragon are the best adventure movies and I salute any writer who took that up on "The Net"...Okay forget whatever I just said i'm updating so as of right now fully self-designating myself as a fan of COMEDY Movies reason why I just saw the movie Ted and believe me its awesome...sooo gonna buy the DVD.
Favorite authors : hands down its a Four-way battle between Charlene Harris she wrote the southern-vampire series their what the TV series True Blood is based on( new season starts June 13), Sherrilyn Kenyon she writes the dark-hunter and dream-hunter series, J.R. Ward writes the Black-dagger Brotherhood series and Laruel K. Hamilton the Anita Blake and Meridith Gray series.
Favorite singer: Toni Braxton
Favorite Music:... i'll basicly listen to anything if its got a good tune, rap(Lil Wayne 'Pick The World Up'), R&B(Usher 'There Goes My Baby'), country(Carrie Underwood 'So Small'), old schoool R&B( Barry White 'Practice What You Preach'), gospel, pop, rock, metal, poprock, I've even listened to that song called 'For You by Azu and I can't understand most of the words she is saying.(But really though its a good song
...Hn well i guess thats everything there is to know about me the rest of this is just gonna be funny quotes I copied off peoples profiles.
2. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
4. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
7. I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
9. I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.
11. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
13. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
16. Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-
18. Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-
19. Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??
20. Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to slam a revolving door...
Favorite sayings, phrases and such I like:
"DO NOT say we need to talk, when a guy tells me that I black out and wake up later surrounded by body parts."
"When life gives me lemons, I ask 'Where the hell did these lemons come from?!'"
I'm not afraid of death!! What's it gonna do? Kill me?
Heaven didn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over!
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.
I didn't fall from Heaven, I rose from Hell.
"Hell hath no fury as a woman's scorn." Yes, that does mean I'll smack you harder then Hell ever will.
Is death the last sleep? No--It is the last and final awakening.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.
You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you!
I don't suffer from Insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
You know you've gone delusional if you have ever said that an anime/manga character is sexy, and you love them and actually mean it.
"Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide bodies!!"
"I don't take orders, and I don't deliver death wishes. If you wish to die, kill yourself." -Hiei
Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, cursed, or both.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!
Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good...
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit!'
A day without sunshine is...night.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that
If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
If it weren’t for physics, and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.
Never go to bed angry…. Stay up and plot your revenge.
How can I miss you if you wont go away.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're not in the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
42 Things to do in an Elevator
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
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