Author has written 4 stories for Shugo Chara!, Naruto, and Harry Potter.
D.O.B: August 17,1996
Name: Call me E.B. (Short for enegizer bunny, cuz my initials spell AA) :)
Shoe Size: 6/6 1/2 (womans) 3/4 in kids (for some reason i cant explain)
Hair: Deep dark brown/black down to the bottom of my neck with bangs that reach down to the top of my cheekbones that turns the color red in the sun
Eyes: Deep dark brown/blackish, turns a golden shade in the sun, long dark eyelashes
i'm really shy, but a bit of a perve *blushes* kinda like Kakashi-sensei
I love music!!
I enjoy drawing, writing stories, I'm into music, I'm an avid reader, I dont want to be an author when i grow up, but publishing a book or two does no harm ;)
In public I'm a quiet person and tend to not smile and laugh most of the time, and i am pretty shy with strangers, but if you made the effort to get to know me better, you would find out a lot more.I'm not a very open person either...just saying. There are few people out there who i would truly open up to
sometimes i am a perfectionist but if u were to see my room right now u would have no chance in believing that ;)
I can be really crazy/random if the mood strikes me
I'm not really afraid of the dark
I LOVE STUFFED ANIMALS, but i'm not a wimp... and i have people who can vouch for me ( laughs evilly with flames in the background) coughsorrycoughcough got caught up hehe
I luff tacos
I can be really obsessive when I'm into things, and I can also be very possessive
Most of the time I don't like guys with blue eyes and blond hair(too corny) but if they're ok maybe...
I always find myself in love with fictional characters
I love video games
I'm not a girly girl or tomboy...kinda in between, but falling more into the girly girl section. I love all things girl (shopping, doing my hair, purses, chic flicks, skirts and dresses, high heels and cute things etc), but on the other hand i act more like a tomboy in a way...and i like video games,sports,cars, watching wrestling and action movies with a lot of adrenaline pumping fight scenes oh and exploding stuf and LOATH the color pink (barfs just thinkin abt it) (shudders)
im NOT shallow
i don't like taking baths most of the time ('cause I'm too lazy)
if I'm at home for the day ill stay in my PJs with messy hair the entire time
i dont care much about my nails...cuz i bite em off! Hah, bad habit..
i love to sk8board but my mom... not to happy and i sux at it though i want to learn
im STUBBORN x3
Fav cereal: Honey nut cheerios and cocoa pebbles
Fav couples: Amuto, Kaya, Kutau, Kakasaku, Shikasaku, Nejisaku, Kibasaku, Sasosaku, Shinosaku, Naruhina, Teneji, Inoshika,Rimagihko, Souka, Harmony,Caily, Channy,
Fav color: Black, dark purple, blood red, and dark blue
Fav #: 3(i dont kno y i just like the # 3)
Fav Flower: Deep dark purple Dahlias.
Fav Animal: Felines
Fav Anime: Shugo Chara, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Soul Eater, Chu-bra, Saki, Junjo Romantica (yaoi)
Fav Video games:I love any type of racing games or assasin games they are awesome
Fav Candy: Hershey chocolate kisses ;)
Fav time of day: Sunset and night
Zodiac: Leo (roaaaar just like my fav animal ;)
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
1) Who is your favorite character(s)?
Haruno Sakura, Hatake Kakashi, Nara Shikamaru, Hyuuga Neji, and Inuzuka Kiba, Aburame Shino, and the Akastuki
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?
Sakuneji, Kibasaku, Kakasaku, shinosaku, sasosaku, shikasaku, gaasaku, itasaku, sasunaru, hinanaru
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
both, i'm a bit of a perve ;P
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
5) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?
YES! Shika, think of the things he can do with his shadow technique, 0////////0
6) NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina. I think they’re cute!! Kya!
7) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
sasunaru, i used to love sasusaku but i've noticed sasuke is an asshole to her
8) Which team is your favorite?
Team 7 (Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi)
9) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
10) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?
Hell yeah. Hahaha..
11) Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Sasori!! Or Tobi..haha
12) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
bit of both
13) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Not yet…but I’m watching SP…
14) Have you read all the chapters so far?
15) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
16) Sub or dub?
17) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro- Sakura! I love Sakura-chan! I'M HER BIGGEST FAN!
18) Tobi= Annoying or funny?
Funny—well, Tobi is a good boy. Rawr.
19) Do you even know who Tobi is?
20) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?
-pukes- Ugly nerd.. no offence.
21) Which character would be the best cross dresser?
Hmmm…Neji *kawaii!* *nosebleed*
22) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?
23) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?
Hmmm… Shikamaru, he is so smexy XD
24) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?
25) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?
26) Do you like lemons?
Hmm… refer to quest. # 3
27) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
28) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?
29) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?
30) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
31) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?
Nope…i cant draw
32) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF?'
33) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?
My life, yeah. My grades? Nope.
34) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
35) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Again refer to question #3.
36) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
37) Do you draw Naruto fan art?
38) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?
Hmm, can't really tell
39) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
HELL YEAH! SHANNARO!
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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!
20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the freakin rainbow!'
18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challaging people to a jedi match.
19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"
20. sit down cross legged in the toy section pouting and when somone comes over to ask whats wrong yell really loudly that "NO! I WANT MY MOMMY! TAKE ME BACK!" then run away (me)
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Fun Things To Do In A Lift
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" (ask MangoTango450 if you want to know)
BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: I'm sorry--I got lost in your beautiful eyes.
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'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
19 ways to win a girls heart
1. Hugs from behind.
What A Boyfriend Should Do/Remember:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
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A FEW lots RANDOM FUNNY SENTENCES THAT I LOVE:
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Your mom looks like Voldemort (oooooh burn)
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Tell the truth and run.
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Don't mess with me I've got a stick
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."
"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"
"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you."
"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Ever had writers block when talking?
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence."
People can be divided into three groups. Those who make things happen. Those who watch things happen. Those who wonder what happened. Congratulations on being the captain of the third group.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Straight is something crooked that was bent.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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