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Living in the U.S. has turned me into a self-centered, vain, bitch. But unlike almost the entire population of this free-but-not-free country, I don't like Hollister, I am not in love with Justin Bieber or any

of the Twilight cast, and I am not a Mc-Hollic...what I am is a fiercely independent girl who hates sexists, racists, and any/all other forms of discrimination. I love to read, write, and eat (Middle Eastern

food). I may not be the nicest person around because I tell the truth but I respect myself and I stand up for the things I believe in. I think that Facebook, tumblr, twitter, etc., are all Government traps

to distract ordinary people while they take control of EVERYTHING! I'm a little bit insane and still looking for a best friend who understands my craziness, is the optimist to my pessimist, and who will

actually shed a few genuine tears when/if I die. But maybe people like that exist only in books and on tv...

...I hate sympathy,

It makes you cry

I hate the pain,

That washes tears across your face.

Tears that show weakness, pain

Tears that leave scars, makes holes,

Each tear empties you out even more

And the worst part is you can't take them back, you've exposed yourself

you've lost the battle against your deadly emotions.

" I'm a loud mouth, truth telling, stick of a person, but the thing is that that's just me! That's part of the stuff that fills and forms and outlines ME! The truth is, I'm a very annoying gossip, and that is something

that some people just don't realize. My friends, they think I'm an emotionless, logical robot, but the truth is that that is a crappy, poorly designed mask, a mask I hide behind. A mask that's hiding a human girl

who hurts and laughs and cries and wants so badly to be someone who is perfect in every aspect of her being even though she knows that that is both physically and mentally impossible.

The real truth is, I strive to reach perfection even though I know it is unattainable-for me at least. And since I can't be perfect I try to sabotage everyone around me so that theydon't have the opportunity to

be perfect. The real truth is, I am, in every way, the worst of what is human."

Books I like/love

Maximum Ride

Harry Potter

Twilight Series

Uglies series

Tamora Pierce books.



Ranger's Apprentice

The Dangerous Days of Daniel X

Chronicles of Narnia

The Host

Argeneau Series

Night World

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Alex Rider

Witch and Wizard

Mortal Instruments Series

Ellen Hopkins books

Sunday's at Tiffanys

Hush Hush & Cresendo

Gone series

The outsiders

Wicked series

A Tale of Two cities

Jane Eyre

Pride & Prejudice

Melissa Marr books

Hunger Games trilogy

The Count of Monte Cristo

Chicken Soup for the Soul

Neal Shusterman books


The Kite Runner

12 Days of Red-Neck Christmas

Sung to the tune of "The 12 Days of Christmas"

12 pack of Bud

11 rasslin tickets

10 a Copenhagen

9 years probation

8 table dancers

7 pack of Redman

6 cans of spam

5 flannel shirts

4 big mo tires

3 shotgun shells

2 hunting dogs

and parts to a Mustang GT

Woulda- Coulda-Shoulda

All the Woulda Coulda Shouldas

Layin' in the sun,

Talkin' bout the things

They woulda-coulda-shoulda done

But those woulda-coulda-shouldas

All ran away and hid

From one little did.

-Shel Silverstein

Reading Quotes

"Books give us pleasure not because they make us comfortable, though some good ones may, but because they entertain us, they make us laugh, the make us cry; they inform, persuade, disturb, convince, seduce us; they make us think, speculate, see- and we recognize what we see as true, not as the truth but as the truth in the writers fabulous construction that corresponds to what we have observed in ourselves, or others, or in the world at large, or can conceive of observing."

- William McPherson

Reading without reflecting is like eating without digesting."

-Edmund Burke

"This will never be a civilized country until we expend more money for books than we do for chewing gum."

It's not that I like being angry, it's just that I'm saving all the happy in me for someone who's worth it...

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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16075 - Favs: 7,441 - Follows: 3,409 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Leah's Sunrise by Forever without him reviews
It only took death for him to realize how much he loved her." For anyone who ever wondered "what-if" for Leah and Jacob. "What-if" Jacob had never broken away? "What-if" he hadn't imprinted? "What-if" life was completely different? M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 227,186 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Accidental Atonement by IdPattThat reviews
Leah Clearwater considers herself a lost soul and happiness a lost cause. Will community service with the new youth pastor show her that even she deserves a second chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 143,534 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Edward, Leah - Complete
Rebel by HGRomance reviews
Peeta is a bad boy. Katniss is a good girl. Neither are interested in changing. But when Peeta's sent to work on the Everdeens' Amish farm during the Autumn harvest, two very different worlds—and hearts—collide. Modern AU. Banners by Ro Nordmann: archiveofourown .org/works/564057/chapters/1008445
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,192 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Our Dawn 5 by Karisan-karisan reviews
A family crisis, an old enemy and a war. Leah and Jacob's lives are again turned upside down and the Cullens seem to be hiding something. The battle to try and change destiny is about to start. Our Dawn 4 sequel some chapters rated M
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 145,012 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Legend by HGRomance reviews
People in the kingdom whispered about a legend: a boy with a bow. They said he took up residence in the woods, hiding out while committing random acts of kindness, namely stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Historical AU. Robin Hood. Banner by Ro Nordmann: archiveofourown .org/works/562105/chapters/1004309
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,056 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,302 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Waking Up in Vegas by Soleil2Much reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. Alice & Rosalie take Bella out for one last hurra before she marries Mike. Emmett and Jasper take Edward to celebrate his divorce from Tanya. What happens after the Grey Goose flows? AH/M/Canon. On temp. hiatus 7/12/13
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,355 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
now you lift your eyes to the sun by lydiastilinskio reviews
He doesn't even know what he's looking for by being here. Maybe he's looking for some peace and quiet, maybe he's looking for some answers. Mostly, he thinks he's looking for the kind of clarity he had when she was alive. - post 8x24, Mark/Lexie one-shot R&R.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Lexie G., Mark S. - Complete
Fall Back Down by LegilimencyMe reviews
Seven years after the war, Hermione runs into Draco and his son, Scorpius. Hermione decides to not hate the boy simply because of his father. Despite their past differences, Hermione finds herself developing a relationship with Draco. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 81,208 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,048 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Grandmentor by silvercistern reviews
"Sweetheart, don't you wanna talk to your mom or Annie or something? Or Johanna? Or literally any woman? I don't know what you expect me to say." Adventures in child-rearing from the perspective of everyone's favorite drunk. Final installment of The Ashes of District Twelve series.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,140 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss & Peeta's daughter - Complete
The List by silvercistern reviews
"The list that Dr. Aurelius and I had made together was burning a hole in my pocket. A list of triggers. A list of things I should avoid." Peeta comes home. First installment of The Ashes of District Twelve Series.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,723 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
The Good Wife by silvercistern reviews
"You're an awful wife, sweetheart." He's said worse, and so have I, but something about this, maybe the fact that this is the second time I've been told the same thing in one day, makes me burst into tears. Katniss discovers that being married is hard. Second installment of The Ashes of District Twelve series.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Open Your Eyes by JCarabaguiaz reviews
One day can change the plans they both had set for themselves. Now they are trying to deal with the consequences and just make it work. Even if mistakes arise down the road. Post season 7
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,916 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Lexie G., Mark S. - Complete
Misery Loves Glamour by MaybeThere'sHope reviews
Life in the limelight isn't always so sweet, and secrets are more closely guarded than ever. But if you look hard enough, in all the wrong places, you might find the love of your life, and a way to break free. Malec lemons galore in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 187,342 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
I Heard You've Been Missing Me by the.eye.does.not.SEE reviews
She looks up at him, her eyes a deep and dark brown, and asks one simple question that would snowball into years of misgivings. "Can I come inside?" Mark/Lexie, what happens after she decides to stick with Jackson. AU post-season 7 finale. NOW COMPLETE.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 196,648 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Mark S., Lexie G. - Complete
Vegas Baby! by jslack reviews
Bella travels to Vegas with her two best friends to try to forget her past relationship. Lives will forever be changed after the girls meet Edward, Jasper, and Emmett. How will they deal when they discover one pair got married and despise one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 214,385 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 2,018 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Revenge Cake by restlessxpen reviews
Sam's turning thirty, and Emily's throwing a birthday bash. Against everyone's better judgment, Leah's on the guest list, and she's not happy. It may not be wise for Jake to step into the line of fire, but people do crazy things for cake and revenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,442 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
Book 1: Wake Up Call by Kei Jones reviews
Jacob finds himself torn between his desire to find Leah and the need to protect La Push from a gang of vengeful vampires. Slowly things are changing for the La Push wolves as everyone gets a wake up call.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 159,053 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13594 - Favs: 8,387 - Follows: 6,196 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Addison Went First by the.eye.does.not.SEE reviews
"So," Addison begins casually. "Can you believe Little Grey and Mark?" A rewriting of a scene from "Before and After" 5x15 where Addison *does* tell Derek about Mark and Lexie's relationship.
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,175 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - [Mark S., Lexie G.]
Nessie & Jacob, sitting in a tree by Wingtear reviews
COMPLETE! Renesmee and Jacob have loved each other since the day she was born. What happens when that love goes beyond brotherly for Jake? Nessie's physically around 16 and have started to discover boys, or frankly, a certain werewolf...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,339 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Blurring The Lines by spaztronaut reviews
Ian's POV of The Host. We all know how much Ian loves Wanda, but he didn't always. How did he go from trying to kill her to being in love with her? What was going on in Ian's mind during everything?
Host - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,411 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Ian O., Wanderer/Wanda - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 6893 - Favs: 10,285 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bet by XintoxicatedxbyxTwilightX reviews
Edward is a "Player" at Bella's school. They get thrown together for a project, and Edward has a bet that he cant get Bella to do "IT" with him before the project is over. Bella wants nothing to do with him. But what happens when feelings begin to form?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,884 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6078 - Favs: 9,159 - Follows: 5,324 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Girl Under The Bed by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,101 - Reviews: 3867 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Bella - Complete
Release by Lalait reviews
After realizing she has fallen for Jacob, troubled by the life that has been forced upon her and unwilling to wait for the inevitable, Leah forges ahead to find her own release to the situation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 70,405 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
What Seems Like Forever by Peevesthepoltergeist reviews
A story of Narcissa Black and Lucius Malfoy, beginning as almost-innocent children, revealing their lives of not entirely darkness and deceit, and ending when death do they part. Familiar characters included, especially Severus Snape. Non DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 280,255 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5556 - Favs: 8,246 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete