MaryTheMelancholyMisanthrope
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Joined 11-23-09, id: 2154878, Profile Updated: 08-16-12
Author has written 3 stories for Misc. Books, Supernatural, Legion, and Misc. Movies.

Yes, I am the author formally known as JackOfAllTrades13, I just changed it recently.

I'm antisocial, I'm sleepy, I'm bonkers, and that's really no shocker.
With comics, movies and TV where it's at, who wouldn't be quite out of their hat?
Red hair, frizzed hair, freckled skin and green eyes, strange to the core, brain-storming and sketching, who could want more?
I'm fun sized and ebil,
far more reckless than evil-kinebil,
I've always at the end of my rope,
who am I?
a melancholy misanthrope!

I love to write, but it's not the for most important thing in my life, so my stories tend to be neglected for unknowable periods of time. I love developing characters, minor, major or supporting! plots on the other hand...not as easy to come by, same goes for smut. I just can't write the stuff, the dynamics just don't work. I go for fluff and humor mostly, with a little tragedy thrown in every now and then.

I love to Role play, and This is my one size fit's all character.

First Name: Marie
Middle Name: Ashby
Last Name: Wilder
Nationality: American
Place of Birth: a remote cabin in Pennsylvania
Age: 27
Date of Birth: February 13, 1984
Appearance :average height, healthy weight, slightly toned from fighting often, several small noticeable scars.
Eyes: blue/green
Hair: medium length red(orange)
Height: 5"10
Dressing Style: flannel shirts, black denim jeans and a black denim jacket, with a silver cross and red bandanna.
Personality:She is fairly masculine, and un-feminine, she's smart and expects everyone else to be too, easily annoyed with a short fuse hard fists, and under some circumstances she can be extremely resourceful.

Likes: Reading those little novels you find at truck stops, her laptop, the Saints, and good bourbon.
Dislikes: ghostfacers, open doors, sulfur, cheap alcohol.

Strengths: fighting, charming cops, supernatural information, pain endurance.

Weaknesses: Applying makeup, understanding other women, children.

History:(Varies)

supernaturalverse = Marie was raised with her three brothers (with twins) by her father, who didn't treat her any different than her brothers, her mother died of a heart attack . She has traveled her entire life, and speaks french, Spanish and Latin, as do her brothers..her father was left comatose after a bad stroke, and she visits him a lot in saint marks hospital in Philadelphia, PA.

Legionverse = Marie was raised by her mother and stepfather, She was studying to be a policewoman when the apocalypse hit. after being saved from the rubble of a house that they had been living in for months, by a group of scavengers and were taken back to the survivor colony of Saint lukes' prison where they found places for them selves.

Siblings:(varies)

Supernaturalverse = Aaron Michael Wilder{eldest}, Gabe James Wilder{eldest twin}, Calvin Luke Wilder{younger twin}.

Legionverse = David {eldest boy}, Rachel {eldest girl}, David's wife Saline, Ivan {youngest brother}, Verona {youngest sister}

Other: Uses a 45.caliber handgun, likes baptist churches, thinks accents are sexy, owns a black jeep, and has a thing for classic rock.

Occupation:(varies)

supernaturalverse = She and her brothers own a popular bar, and she works on cars.

Legionverse = current head of security of saint luke's prison colony, and personal body guard to the archangel Gabriel.

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Welcome to the Stage by Madam Mimm reviews
A.U. in which Gabriel is a stand up comedian, Sam is a reluctant law student, Dean is bad at being a homosexual, and Pamela is fed up with the lot of them. Sam/Gabe, Some Dean/Cas, Bobby/Ellen
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,031 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Blind Trust by Rayhne reviews
A year after the almost-Apocalypse, Bobby finds an injured Crowley on his doorstep
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,512 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Crowley, Bobby S. - Complete
Gold Eyed Personal Jesus by Zuvios Gemini reviews
**ON HIATUS** Post-movie. AU-ish. Instead of leaving him to die in the train wreckage, Priest decides to lock Black Hat up in prison. But what will that do to Black Hat? How will it affect their battered relationship? Rated for mature themes. Black Hat/Priest
Priest - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,489 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011
Absolution by GreenWood Elf reviews
Mortally wounded, Gabriel finds himself alone in the Mojave Desert. And in his hour of need, he learns, as his brother Michael before him, that the kindness of humans has not yet been exhausted.
Legion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 147,266 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Gabriel, Michael - Complete
See No Evil by zeppx reviews
Human AU, Dean's life is about as normal as can be, he has his job and his brother and is perfectly happy. Then Cas, a blind pianist, enters his life and everything gets turned upside down. Co-written with Susangel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,368 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Disney High by lovesaphira reviews
Four OC friends get the opportunity of a lifetime. To spend a school year at Disney High. It should just be fun, getting to hang out with their favourite Disney characters. But a dark plot is stirring and our OC's find themselves stuck in the middle of it
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,314 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 11/9/2009
Playground by Urban Mystic reviews
Gabriel didn't like to play favorites with his customers, but Sam was an exception. Sam/Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W.
Middle School Never Ends by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
AU. Sam and Dean have just found out they're moving again, and their new middle school turns out to be the residence of the two angels that will change the boys forever. The brothers Castiel and Gabriel Novak, of course. Dean/Cas and Sam/Gabriel slash.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,375 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Daily Grind by HigherMagic reviews
AU. Castiel Novak, down on his luck and in desperate need of money, goes to an adult entertainment suite that will give him 1000 for a good day's work. There he meets Dean Winchester, a man who's about to rock his world. SO VERY M.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,240 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
I Wanna Do Bad Things With You by LaVioleBlanche reviews
Ivan Vanko has been in prison before. He can handle anything these Amerikanskis can dish out. But being interrogated, ogled, and eventually rescued by his arch-enemy, Tony Stark? ...That's a new one. Prologue to Destroy Everything You Touch. M/M
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
The Pineapple Variation by Miya Morana reviews
SamXLucifer. In the end, it wasn't Michael or the colt or any supernatural weapon that stopped the Apocalypse. It was Sam. Well, to be fair, it was Sam and a pineapple.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Lucifer, Sam W. - Complete
My Beauty by jessethevampire reviews
Just a little one-shot between Wendy and Captain James Hook. He came for her in the dead of the night. Cold mist swirling about. They drifted out the window into the night.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Wendy D., Captain Hook - Complete
Finding Tír na nÓg by The Duchess Of The Dark reviews
Three years after the Golden Army was dismantled, an English Witch and sometime BPRD agent stumbles across a resurrected Prince Nuada Silverlance. How & why has he returned from beyond the veil? Is he still a danger to humanity?
Hellboy - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,783 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Prince Nuada
Hold On, Hold On, Hold On by lies-d reviews
During prolonged captivity on a Wraith hive ship, Rodney McKay becomes desperate and willing to do anything to survive. Todd/McKay slash.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Rodney M., Todd - Complete
The Proposition by Jane Elliott reviews
John is determined to jump start his catering business by snagging the most important gig in town: the Pegasus Labs Charity Ball. Things get a little messy, however, when John meets Pegasus's owner, Rodney McKay. John/Rodney. A Harlequin fic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2009 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Gabriel by Ano-Hitori-Chichi reviews
Why Micheal knew what Gabriel was doing the night he was with Amitiel. And why he gave the last of his Grace to Gabriel at the end of it all.
Gabriel - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
A Slow Change of Heart by sweethoneydew reviews
Brought back to life, Nuada's title is stripped and forced to work with the BPRD. A young girl joins, can she change his view of humans or will she go crazy trying. Nuada/OC. Being EDITED
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,136 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Prince Nuada - Complete
Cwedolscead by Dollar Short reviews
The Yellow Eyed Demon muses on life, his cunning plans and enjoys a nice hot cup of coffee. Early Season 1 or even preseries.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Azazel/Yellow-Eyes - Complete
HEY HEY ALICE! by Officially Retired reviews
A song about distraction from the Cheshire Cat to Alice. COMPLETE!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Alice, Cheshire Cat - Complete
My Newbie's Suicide by JacksBoonie reviews
After his father's death, JD commits suicide. Now he is forced to live as a ghost until he finds the real reason he killed himself. But why is it that Doctor Cox can see him when no one else can? Can the older man help him before it's too late? JDCox
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,980 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Complete
Puck meets a girl by Fearsome Light reviews
This story is PuckOC romance and so much more. Read to find out.
Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,343 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/11/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Puck, Owen B. - Complete
Useful Things, Mortals by Slightly Sinister Sinestra reviews
Q, having fun messing with Picard's head. Philosophical interlude to a game.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
Its a whole lot easier when you've got a phaser by Entipy of Nothing reviews
A very short drabble. The true story about Q.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Q, J. Picard - Complete
I Miss My Friend by Miah The Storm Wolf reviews
A songfic for Hsi Wu from Jade
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
InseQurity by Alara Rogers reviews
Spinoff of Only Human by Alara Rogers. Q, who lost his powers two years ago, is attacked by Starfleet Security. Hurt/comfort.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,694 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2002 - Published: 2/14/2002 - Q - Complete
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Lest the World be Full of Souls reviews
On the outskirts of a fallen race, a colony of survivors make their home in an abandoned prison, led by none other than Micheal. With his right hand woman at his side, they manage to scratch out a life in the post apocalyptic hell. eventual Gabriel/OC
Legion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,125 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Gabriel
Hunting the black bird reviews
"that bird just needs some love, and if'n ya treat it right, it'll have reason ta love ya tons, birds are very loyal. The more I think of it, the more I think that there bird is for you." Crowley/OC
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Crowley
Object of his obsession reviews
despite what the little menu says over there- this crossover has like 50 different stories crossover-ing in it. what happens when cannon characters start a fan-club for a fangirl? pure Madness, of-course. *ON HIATUS*
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010