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Author has written 5 stories for Bionicle, Doctor Who, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

so this is old as all heck. eh. leave most of it for posterity

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A Wonderful World Of Magic by StargateNerd reviews
Arthur Kirkland gets roped into doing his civic duty and takes the position of History of Magic Professor at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle pursues a mysterious possibly immortal Canadian. Francis Bonnefoy and Luna Lovegood play matchmaker, though not necessarily at the same time or for the same people. Chaos ensues. Oh, and by the way, the Dark Mark totally doesn't look good in pink.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 88,660 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 2/3/2020 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Luna L., England/Britain, Greece
As Natural As They Come by NoitavlasCross reviews
Sirius Black, Severus Snape and Remus Lupin took Harry Potter away from a manipulative old fool and the dangers of the Wizarding World to the wonderful tranquil country of Japan. Living as a high-class businessman, Sirius enrolled his godson to Ouran. (UP FOR ADOPTION)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,834 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 8/29/2018 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P.
Losing the Wonder by forestofmyown reviews
While Alice is out to China, Hamish finds himself saddled with a very odd carrot top awaiting her return. How will Alice's family react to her apparent suitor and all the madness he brings with him, and Hamish deal with both their feelings for Alice? Hamish, Stayne, & Lowell centric, with Hatter/Alice (as well as Hamish/Alce, Stayne/Alice, and Lowell/Margaret).
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,005 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp, Hamish A., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne
Holding Hearts by iTorchic reviews
With Tamaki's body in a coma, and Ed's still missing after the attack on HQ, it's up to the girls now! With the switching of Haruhi and Winry, can they manage to find out what actually happened to Ed and Tamaki? Rated T. Sequel to 'Soul Swap'. Adopted by PrussiaRox.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Winry R., Haruhi F. - Complete
Dawning Light by Mistcloud-star reviews
Dawn was just an ordinary girl. The oldest child in a family of fifteen. She wasn't going to do anything special. Then, she befriends Lloyd Garmadon and gets dragged into a world of ninjas, talking snakes, and amazing things that held power beyond anything she ever imagined. And she only had to make friends with a bratty ten-year-old to do it.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,790 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
To Another World by Devinionz reviews
Len Kagamine is an average student who was graduating from middle school alongside his childhood friend Rin Kagami. He spent his graduation day with his friends. However, in a sudden moment at the end of the day, Len is dropped into an entirely new world. Will he be able to return to his own world or be stuck in this one forever? RinxLen Not Twincest. RatedT for Language & Violence
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,354 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Len K., Rin K. - Complete
My Weeping Willow by magykfan94 reviews
A new danger has awakened, and it's up to the ninja to help stop it, along with two new allies who hold a connection to it.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,571 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Zane
Pacifier by Mazula reviews
Oh no! A malfunction with the Mask of Time has turned Jaller, Hali, Matoro, Kongu, Hewkii, and Nuparu into toddlers! And the turaga have to take care of them all and find a way to change them back! What cute chaos will ensure? T for language.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,925 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011
Wings by Inferna Firesword reviews
Sequel to Lightning Strikes Twice. When the Spear of Ajax vanishes, it's up to a Matoran with no memory of herself to find it's owner. With the aid of a mysterious Toa, she must evade the last of the Makuta, even as she uncovers her dangerous past.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,253 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010
Use your Bad Pickup Line on Miku Day! by methemystery reviews
Terrible pickup lines and one very annoyed green pigtailed princess...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Miku H. - Complete
Opposing Destiny by PastaWar19 reviews
L and his successors found the Death Note manga and read the events of the Kira case. Now that they know what lies ahead, will Light Yagami still be able to win the battle of crime and justice? L's fate and Light's destiny start battle. Rated T. No yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,254 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - L, Light Y.
The Riddler by Anonymous.Crystal reviews
An ad attracted Rin's eyes. Len, a former murderer is looking for an assistant. Will Rin accept the offer? Kinda based on the songs Nazotoki / Nazokake. RinxLen
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 101 - Words: 238,490 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Listen to Your Heart by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
When the person you love has fallen for someone else, what do you do? Do you let her go, or do you selfishly hold on and pretend nothing's wrong? LukaxHaku, GakupoxLuka oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2012 - [Haku Y., Luka M.] Gakupo K./Gackpoid - Complete
In Matoran Care by Omicron the IceQueen reviews
Congratulations! You now have your very own human! You have to take care of her, feed her, and give her hugs since she can't remember anything. Being a living memory to the Great Spirit has that side-effect you know. Good luck with your new human Vakama!
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,952 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Zemya
What If? by Lynked reviews
In the cold twilight hours, as the sun kisses the sky one final time, Rainbow Dash finds herself slumped on a cloud asking one of life's most important questions.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
The Color of Dreams by Donny's Boy reviews
I am being stalked by a crazy girl with wild pink hair and laughing blue eyes. She says she knows me. She says we're best friends. And sometimes ... sometimes I think she just might be right. Maybe I'm going crazy too.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie - Complete
Do You Think that Umbrella Thing Works for Girls? by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
You'd think the fact that it was pouring rain on Valentine's Day would be a bad thing, but, no, Miki's got a plan to make this work. If she could convince Gumi to share an umbrella, everything would work out perfectly. GumixMiki shoujo-ai oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - [SF-A2 Miki, Gumi/Megpoid] - Complete
Luna and the Doctor by Colourmeclassy reviews
Thirteen-year-old Luna Lovegood is home alone during her summer holiday, when a very strange muggle telephone box appears in her front yard.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, Luna L. - Complete
Hogwarts Hijinks by Puppyloverpearl reviews
Arthur and Alfred first meet on the train to Hogwarts and became friends, but where will their relationship go from there? Full summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2012 - America
With You Again by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
"If a single wish were to come true today, what would you wish for?" Gumi must stay by Rin's side forever, which is fine, because, at all times, no matter what, Gumi is definitely in love with her, and Rin feels the same. At least, she did. Yuri oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2012 - [Gumi/Megpoid, Rin K.] - Complete
With the Innocence of a Child by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
Gumi confessed to Miku, and Miku couldn't handle it. She ran away, and she got in an accident. Now, as Gumi's trying to make up for it, Miku, having returned to the mental state of her third-grade self, won't let her go. GumixMiku shoujo-ai oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [Gumi/Megpoid, Miku H.] - Complete
Daughters of the Lullaby by Tsunamiracle reviews
The white-haired outcast who apologized just for existing, and the spirit of the forest who became human – though they were two very different people, a bond formed between them. When they become tangled up in the tale of the Daughter of Evil, staying together feels like nothing but a dream. Clarith x Michaela. NOT CANON-COMPLIANT! Uses older translations (and mistranslations).
Evillious Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,360 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [Clarith, Michaella] Riliane L. - Complete
The Mirror of Erised by missilemuse reviews
Mycroft finds the Mirror of Erised; and a convenient sample group. Enter Sherlock and Co.! So what's your heart's deepest desire? The Mirror of Erised which features in HP book 1 shows 'the deepest,most desperate desire of our heart.' Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Complete
Healer Who? by Miz636 reviews
Dumbledore has been forced to leave Hogwarts, Dolores Umbridge is now in charge, and... a blue box has just crashed into the grounds of Hogwarts? Crossover with Doctor Who. 11th Doctor. Takes place during the two months the Doctor is looking for Melody Pond. For the 2011-4 SIYE Challenge. Won Best Overall. Not Slash. One-Shot to be continued at a later date.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,126 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P., Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Things That Go Vworp in the Night by 221c reviews
Sherlock is bored. The Doctor does what he can.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Sketches and Scars by FlightofSilver reviews
A ship gets lost at sea and its passengers find themselves on a strange island. A girl finds they aren't the first to make it their home. First Bionicle fic, somewhat OC-centric. Violence, blood. Kind of AU
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,580 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Visorak, Voporak
Go Google It by Lithium Suicide reviews
This was the first and last time Luka would try internet dating.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,360 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Luka M., Gakupo K./Gackpoid
Dolls by Snowfur10 reviews
A one-shot song-fic based off the Kagamine Rin song "Dolls." Rated T because of character death s . " 'So that I may be praised by him, I must sing and dance...' But you, who I sing for, is gone. Why can't I follow?"
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
Rory Williams: PartTime Horcrux Hunter by goldenegg31 reviews
In which Rory Williams defeats Lord Voldemort in his spare time. Crackfic.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Rory W., Voldemort - Complete
Madness of a Duke by Dragon Claw92 reviews
Songfic: Nidihki had everything he could have wanted; A manor house, enchanting looks, a personal harem...but all his greed got him the one thing he deserved most. Based on 'Madness of Duke Venomania', a vocaloid song sung by Gakupo. T for violence.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Zemya - Complete
No Pill's Gonna Cure My Ill by three-days-late reviews
While he hated and resented it, Arthur Kirkland was going about his life just fine. That is, until he gets attacked by aliens and is saved by the mysterious Doctor. Features Doctor!America and Companion!England
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,509 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Complete
Rain in the Desert by Dragon Claw92 reviews
A hero has fallen, and the remaining five Toa Nuva gather together to say their final farewells. It is a sad day for all on the island of Mata Nui, and yet...through it all, there is still a trace of the undying friendship of the fallen one. Oneshot.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Precious Metals by forestofmyown reviews
"Silver spewed his drink onto the floor and glared, open mouthed, at the TV screen perched on the Pokemon Center's wall. Did she even realize what she was saying? What it sounded like to him? ...and, apparently, to everyone else in the room?" KrisXSilver
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Silver/Rival, Kris - Complete
I Love The World: Part 2 by Inferna Firesword reviews
"I just can't get that song out of my head." "Totally; I'm going again."
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
Never Forgive, Never Forget by Sue-Writes reviews
Zaktan is assigned to guard a captured Toa named Kyra, a young Ga-Toa who seems to bear little prejudice against him, more so curiosity. During this time, Zaktan painfully realizes what he really is. One-Shot
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,527 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Vorahk - Complete
Creeping In My Soul by Inferna Firesword reviews
Blood spills on the stone floors of Rohaya's fortress, as eighteen Toa fall, one after the other, to the claws of immortal evil. Ties into the Prologue of Heroes and Halflings; rated for action and death scenes.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
You're On by Crazy-Obsessed-Writer52 reviews
James and Lily are fighting again...nothing out of the ordinary, but this time, Peter, Remus and Sirius are betting on it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Peter P., Sirius B. - Complete
And then the World Imploded by Blue Starlet reviews
The twins try to convince Haruhi into letting them visit her home again. Relatives visit. Good times are had. The world implodes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Haruhi F. - Complete
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Alice reviews
It was a normal day for Arthur Kirkland, if you ignored the fact that he was England. Oh, and that he was now Alice rather than Arthur... Just blame that madman in the big blue box T for subject, pairings inside. ON HIATUS
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, England/Britain
Who? reviews
Two girls on their way home from school come across a big blue box, which inadvertently grants all their wishes. T for mild cursing and WW2.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, Germany
Hetaloid reviews
Two teenagers buy the Limited Edition of the new, must-have Vocaloids, Hetaloid. AS one takes the Allies and the other takes the Axis, their lives are changed forever. A series of interelated oneshots. T for future BL and cursing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2011
Viva la Flute?
We're off to kill the lover...
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Wonderland reviews
Five go in, none return... Human Bionicle, ignore the genres.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Complete