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Joined 05-18-02, id: 215551
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Orson Scott Card, and Naruto.

Hey there, I'm Rachel. Formerly known here as 'vacuous.girl' and 'tinboxed.' I like slash and gen fics. I write lots. Whether I actually finish anything is another story.

Dairy is for fannish warbling and other random stuff. Fics are posted there a day or so earlier than they are here.
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Reflected Scars by JadeTiger reviews
Naruto is finding himself bruised and cut after horrifying nightmares. After a while he can’t determine if it’s his dreams, or memories from the Nine Tails. Yaoi SasukeNaruto Shonenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,907 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Foxhunt by Saro reviews
Naruto clutched an Anbu mask so hard it bowed in his grip. It was a fox face, long-eared and grinning, with whiskers painted on its cheeks to match the young man who held it... Shikamaru had no idea how the mask had ruined his morning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,489 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 11/25/2004
Naruto World Facts of Life by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
A collection of drabbles based around certain concepts and ideas of the Naruto-world. Herein lay humor and angst and Gai knitting.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,094 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004
Against the Tide by XD reviews
After Youma research was legalised, the Anti Youma Brigade was formed to clean up any possible mess. And that was why Naruto and Sasuke's lives could never be the same again. Is friendship really possible in their line of occupation?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,417 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
Memory Yields by Sumarfishy reviews
[SASUNARU] After almost four years of house-arrest for running after Orochimaru, Sasuke is finally able to resume his life as a shinobi. When Naruto disappears shortly afterward, will the village allow the once wayward ninja to track him down?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,533 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004
Teamwork by Asuka Kureru reviews
NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,357 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/8/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chosen by Ai no Sabaku reviews
[AU SasuNaru Inuyashaxover] He had been chosen to save the village. And now, he was chosen again, for a completely different reason, one he never expected. Space and time are nothing compared to the prospect of gaining ultimate power. [Updated]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,162 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 10/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Realities Away by SukiAme reviews
AU&AR: In one reality, Sasuke is a Ninja. In another reality, Sasuke is a teenager who goes to private school. When taken to a different life, how will they cope? Especially since one of them left his loved one behind. SasuNaru [on HIATUS]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,565 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 5/2/2004
Something Simple by Aneetra reviews
Naruto had a simple dream he wanted to accomplish. Sasuke had a simple life he wanted to live. Just when things could be simple, a drastic move from Sasuke denies them their chances. (AU-SasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,072 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004
Smoke In Spring by Saro reviews
SasuNaru-"You said once that I had become your closest friend. You said, then, that you had to break that tie." His throat tightened, but his voice sounded firm. "Am I still your best friend?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/4/2004
Used To You by Sumarfishy reviews
AU Highschool – Naruto, now 17, is the best soccer player his school has to offer… until someone named Uchiha Sasuke moves into the neighborhood. [Pairings: "SasuNaru", SasuNaruSaku, ItaNaru, ShikaIno, and more - hey, it's highschool XD]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 11/20/2004
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
Hidden Village Ninja Academy by Faraway4today reviews
[AU] Naruto had been forced to enroll in the Ninja Academy. He wanted to eat ramen and sleep. Instead he got hounded by weirdoes, ditched by his team and tortured by perverts. Not the best first impression.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,264 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004
You're Not Right by gelfling reviews
Yaoi, Yondaime x Kakashi, sexual & adult situations and language. Kakashi’s shell-shock after Obito died, and his attachment to the Yondaime as a result. Not sappy or waffy, a bit gritty and slightly dark; mostly psychological. All 2nd POV, flow style.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,522 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2004
Crossroads by XD reviews
In another time and place, Naruto is brought up without knowledge of the Shinobi. And Sasuke is about to find out that true friendship is more than just another phrase in the poetic analects.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 63,072 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The First Time by Jiiro Tay reviews
YAOI. SasuNaru. We often search for something that is right before our very eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,459 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004
The Fox Prince by 0110111001101111 reviews
A ridiculously stupid parody of the Frog Prince, starring Sasuke and Naruto. SasuNaru, ItaOro
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Behind the Scenes — Behind the Seal by XD reviews
Since both the sealer and the sealed are trapped in eternal limbo together, there must be something more to Naruto's being than we're being let into. D'oh?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/11/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto Primer by Link and Luigi reviews
Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 139,709 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 5/16/2004 - Published: 2/26/2004 - Complete
Skinless by Shivvlan reviews
It’s said that beauty is only skin deep, and that to truly know a person you have to look beneath the flesh to the soul within the casing. SasuNaru. Almost Shounen-ai, but maybe just super-good friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,179 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Weasel Love by Istoria reviews
The ultimate crossover, Rurouni Kenshin and Naruto! The most perfect pairing known to man. It is everything that a crossover pairing should never be.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
When the Cat's Away by Vee-sempai reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are left alone while Kakashi trails an enemy, and Sasuke is badgered into admitting something he would rather not. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 183 - Published: 2/17/2004
Itachi by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
...what a weak, fragile neck he had...It would be so easy to break.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2004
Running Backwards by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
Sasuke fails to be stupid like in the manga. [Alternate ending]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,617 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/8/2004
My Journey In Hell by gelfling reviews
On a normal day, Sasuke has died of lousy management. To the rescue goes Naruto! To save him from the demons of Hell, he braves old spouses, debtors, and flat soda! Sasuke's packing fire power to take on the devil! Shonen ai, swearing, strange humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,339 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2003
Manichaeisms of Control by Riko reviews
[Ch. 5: Cho Chang and the Reporters, Herm and Eros, Secrets and Lies.] Where you start has nothing to do with where you end up, and sometimes things are exactly as they seem. Boys. With girls on the side. (Slash.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,263 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/7/2002 - Published: 6/6/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Losing Side by Antenora reviews
( Slash Ahoy! ) The battlefields of love and hate. --02/01/03: Important Update Information Contained Within. Thanks. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2002 - Published: 8/24/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.
Red by breed reviews
See Draco. Draco plays Quidditch. Play, Draco, play. PoA Harry/Draco fic in response to the First Kiss Project.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/15/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dreams of Enchantment by Mister Bear reviews
(Chapter Three posted!) Harry wakes up one morning to discover he's not actually a wizard, his parents are still alive, and Malfoy's his... BOYFRIEND?! Is this a bad dream, and if so, can he wake up? WARNING: SLASH. If it offends you, just don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,335 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 9/18/2001
Raincoat!Draco by Rhysenn reviews
Draco shows up on the doorstep of #4 Privet Drive wearing nothing but a raincoat and rubber boots. Does it get any better? (Harry/Draco slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,709 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/1/2001
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Cheating Death reviews
Itachi, Sasuke, and Naruto die. Death laments the loss of his beloved chair. Wacky hijinks ensue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Complete
Ex Equals Undefined reviews
There's a fight in the lunchline, but that's not all. Nikolai fic.
Orson Scott Card - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Complete
Slip of the Tongue reviews
Harry is a master psychological interrogator. Or at least, that's what Draco tells himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Seven Years reviews
In which Draco is allergic to Harry and has a snake named Dog. Sort of slashy, in a nonslashy way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ashes and Lizard Skin reviews
Written for the Armchair slash challenge for seasonal ficlets: Winter. Draco ponders Harry Potter's countless faults. Harry gets hot and bothered. Hints of HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Springtime Sickness reviews
Harry is sick, Draco has a nogood horrible very bad day, and Crabbe and Goyle get lost in a corridor. Slight HD slash...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Pictures and Pigtails reviews
Draco has a muggle picture, Pansy is clueless, and so is Harry. There's the slightest hint of HD slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
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