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Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 14949 - Favs: 8,476 - Follows: 8,894 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,751 - Reviews: 14265 - Favs: 11,355 - Follows: 5,286 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4863 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by jaxon22 reviews
To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 517,119 - Reviews: 21187 - Favs: 10,287 - Follows: 7,878 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3230 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8237 - Favs: 5,479 - Follows: 4,132 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tattoos Like Mile Markers by casket4mytears reviews
Finalist, Tattward/Inkella Challenge. It was the first day she saw the tattoos peering out from beneath his shirt. It was the first day he spoke, capturing the pain locked within her. But could a broken soul save another? AU AH slightly OOC. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 241,075 - Reviews: 1587 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fragrant Taste of Rain by Pavarti reviews
Bella Swan moved to Forks to teach at the Reservation school in La Push. Despite recovering from a broken heart she enters into a passionate relationship with the mysteriously artistic Jacob Black. But in the end is he exactly what she'd always needed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,337 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
It Isn't Stalking If You Don't Get Caught by Little Miss Whitlock reviews
Edward, Emmett and Jasper travel across the border to meet starlets Bella, Alice and Rosalie at a fan convention. What antics will these fanboys come up with as they prepare to meet the girls of their dreams? Collab. btw. JustForkIt & Little Miss Whitlock
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,597 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12076 - Favs: 5,010 - Follows: 3,083 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22644 - Favs: 13,712 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14191 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maniacal by lavender skyy reviews
As we move through life, the force of fate creates events that we only appreciate when we reflect on our existence. Unlikely bonds form and tragedy forever changes the lives of Ness, Jacob, his once-lover Kimber, and the Cullens. Turns AU mid-BD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 96,253 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 538,967 - Reviews: 21114 - Favs: 11,569 - Follows: 7,318 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 5970 - Favs: 3,621 - Follows: 2,551 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sweet Tooth by MacFlan reviews
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Seventh Inning Stretch by Live720 reviews
After a drunken one-night-stand, an engaged Bella wakes up to sexy Jacob Black. Reacquainted with him four weeks later at a baseball game, will she be able to resist? AH, OOC, Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,560 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Jacob, Bella
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13775 - Favs: 10,298 - Follows: 7,655 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Rough Start Outtakes by ItzMegan73 reviews
Chapter outtakes from the story A Rough Start
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,526 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Always & Never by BOSTONGIRL1212 reviews
After the lines of friendship are blurred & crossed, can Bella & Edward's relationship recover? More importantly, will they find the courage to explore the burning desire between them that refuses to be extinguished? Rated M for language and lemons AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 163,599 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8736 - Favs: 7,240 - Follows: 3,823 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cum Shots by Annetteskitty reviews
Oddball outtakes and alternative POVs from Daniel Gale: Cumming to America. Who knows what delights you might find in here?
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
The Afternoon Adventures of Edward and Willy by 22blue reviews
A one shot written for the Support Stacey Auction. Smutty, vulgar, and meant for fun. AH, borderline crackfic. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Deliver Me From Evil by LisaDawn75 reviews
Bella is hiding with her son in Forks where she meets Edward. Edward feels an unexplainable pull to her and her son while fighting the desire to drink her blood. And what happens when her ex comes to Forks seeking revenge for leaving him? AU, vampires
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,143 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel reviews
After leaving Forks, Edward follows a path of weakness and isolation while eventually seeking redemption from the only person who can absolve him. Alternate Universe, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,525 - Reviews: 4686 - Favs: 2,272 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Burn and Shine by pulsepoint reviews
At first glance felonious Edward seems like nothing but trouble, but as sheltered college student Bella digs deeper she realizes he is so much more. Possibly too much for her to handle. ExB, AH, rated M for dark/adult themes and profanity
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,176 - Reviews: 2081 - Favs: 2,605 - Follows: 2,803 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bella, Edward
Extra Visitation by radiofreeamy reviews
A series of one shots written in the Visitation Universe for the Support Stacie Auction. Smut abounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19325 - Favs: 11,936 - Follows: 5,469 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete