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Joined 11-24-09, id: 2156091, Profile Updated: 04-30-11
Author has written 7 stories for Kick-Ass, South Park, and A Knight's Tale.

Hello, I am just your average fangirl, and yes- I am one of those who love Yaoi: Because it is hot and gets me bothered, that and Het usually bores me.

I Love: Harry Potter, A Very Potter Musical(And Sequel), South Park, Avatar The Last Airbender, Kingdom Hearts, JtHM(Squee), Invader Zim, The Boondock Saints, Kick Ass, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Immortal Instruments, Gakuen heaven, Furuba, Megamind, The Green Hornet, Glee, Star Trek, Whose Line is it Anyway, Improv-a-ganza, The Drew Carey Show, The War at Home, and many more fandoms out there, and I love people who review and people who talk to me about what they have liked and what we have in common .

I support/OTPs: The following below are just a few but not ALL. And Shippings are not in any order of favoritism.

Harry Potter: Drarry, SiriusRemus, SeamusDean, FredGeorge(deal with it), OliverPercy, TheoBlaise, RHr. AVPM/AVPS: Quirrelmort, RHr, DHr Avatar The Last Airbender: Zukka, AangKatara

South Park: Style, Cutters, Kenophe, CuRed, Gike, Tyde, Creek. Kingdom Hearts: SoRiku, AkuRoku, Cleon, Seiner, Marvexia, Xemnasaix. PJATO: LukePercy, PercyNico. Death Note: RaitoL, MattMello

Hetalia: Germany-N.Italy, US-Uk, HRE-Chibitalia, France-Canada, Greece-Japan, Austria-Switzerland, Lithuania-Poland The Immortal Instruments: AlecMagnum Star Trek: KirkSpock, ScottyBones

JtHM(Squee)/Invader Zim: JhonnySquee, ZaDR The Boondock Saints: ConnerMurphy(deal with it somemore) KickAss: RedMistKickAss(ChrisDave) Glee: Kinn(Some), Puckurt, Klaine, Britanna

Whose Line(Improv-a-ganza): Rycol, Greffie, BradChip(The ONLY RealLife Fandom I can bring myself to support) The Drew Carey Show: Loswald, DrewKate The War at Home: KennyLarry


"Writing is a socially acceptable form of Schizophrenia." -- E.L. Doctorow

Time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time. -- Unknown

Why do we kill people, who kill people, to show people that killing people is wrong? -- Uknown

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU TALK TO YOURSELF AND YOU START SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST SO HILARIOUS. -- Unknown



Fangasms: When you get so excited about something/someone you really like that you can't control yourself. Ex: shaking your fists from happiness, waving your arms, squeeling or trying to hold in a squeell, laughing uncontrollably, or some other noticable act of fangirlism.

Fangirls: Breed of females who utterly devote themselves to their fandom. Often seen squeeing at movie or book premieres, shamelessly wearing their fanon's merchandise, and having heart-to-heart intense discussions about obscure Movies x Books problem points. Fangirls can also be devoted to a certain author or fic.

Happy Fists: The uncontrolled, sometimes involuntary, shaking of the arms or fists from extreme excitement or an excess of emotion/energy. Usually done by fangirls, often during fangasms. Fists usually sway in an up and down form infront of the body or close to the chest. Commonly used as a method to control the urge to squeal or to accompany the squealing.


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Princess for a Day by Scuttlebutt Inc reviews
A shopping trip provides a unique bonding experience for Sokka and Zuko when a particular unexpected secret is revealed. Slash, Zukka, crossdressing. That's right.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,647 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Zuko, Sokka - Complete
Life Crusades by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 441,745 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Beyond the Pain by debraelq reviews
Finn and Quinn are suddenly back together, and Kurt finds he's not the only one hurting. Kurt/Puck
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sandwich Boy by Dr. Blind reviews
Alec only wants one thing - Magnus Bane to acknowledge his existence. M for later lemons
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,666 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Blackout by AquilusNyx reviews
The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Put Me Back Together by Squeeka Cuomo reviews
All it takes is one moment to break Kurt apart. How many will it take to put not only himself but Puck back together?
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,683 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Never Been Kissed by PteraWaters reviews
SPOILERS! Speculative fic for episode 6 - i.e. what would have happened if I wrote the show. Based on spoilers, promos, rumors, and other speculations around before the ep aired. Ensemble fic, but Kurt- and Puck-centric. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,713 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Hushabye by twistedlethe reviews
I didn't know what was happening. I was only a little girl and you were my older brother. You were always the one to protect me. How I wish I could have protected you. Hush hush hush here comes the boogeyman… Oneshot. Karen's POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Kenny M. - Complete
Vulcan Catnip by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Jim's mind is most dynamic - like Vulcan catnip. His melds are addictively pleasurable for young, hormonal Vulcans - but Spock will not stand for others touching what should be his. Featuring oblivious!Jim and possessive!Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sticks and Stones and Mud by Amethyst Grey reviews
For sunlight to shine through a window, the blinds must be raised. -Proverb PERCY/NICO.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
Happily Whatever After by damn expensive eggs reviews
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what the hell is this crack? ... It's for a contest. Contains: Fairytale parody, crossdressing, cupcakes, bondage, and... oh, yeah, gnomes. still pretty funny three years later.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,703 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
This Is NOT What It Looks Like by withalittlehelpfrommyfriends reviews
Okay...maybe it is. Nico, implied Luke/Percy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good by Loony4moony816 reviews
There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter. Puck/Kurt , Puck-Kurt-Finn friendship
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
How Will I Know? by SophiaBushFan reviews
Sequel to "As Sung By"! Kurt & Puck have called it quits, but was that really what they wanted? What happens when people start to figure it out, and more importantly, when other boys start to notice Kurt; they way Puck used to-the way he still does.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,867 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kurt H., Puck
Scars by Ashuuchan reviews
Based in a time before Chris' betrayal, while Red Mist and Kick-Ass are a team. Rated for sexual scene and drug usage. More chapters to come soon.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Dave L./Kick-Ass
Confusianity by monscandal reviews
Christope became a real person in Kenny's head one dismal Thursday afternoon in February.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,493 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Kenny M., Christophe - Complete
Contact by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, PercyNico/ As time passes, the bubble decreases and he stops clasping onto Annabeth. Occasionally he even makes eye contact. He may have forgotten about it. Nico certainly has not.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Nico A., Percy J. - Complete
First Kiss by debraelq reviews
In his fantasies, being this close to Finn was heavenly, but in reality the sudden intimacy was overwhelming. Kurt's first kiss.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,634 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Kurt H., Finn H. - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,488 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Family Dinner by Amethyst Grey reviews
The fancy invite card read: Welcome to our new home! Please join Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo’s housewarming dinner. Please do not feel the need to bring anything. Dinner begins at 6:00pm. The address is 38501 Sunshine Lane, Long Island. Percy/Nico
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Percy J., Nico A. - Complete
Complexity by Chicapanzy reviews
Half-human, half-Vulcan. An outcast of both races, no one cared who or what Spock really was...except for Kirk. Whoever said that love was simple? K/S with occasional NC-17 content. **Combination of Destiny, Uncertainty, and Human Mating Rituals, with more added.**
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,759 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Folie a Deux by Persepolis130 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,439 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Nineteen Reasons… by Emrys MK reviews
At King's Cross, 19 years after Voldemort's death, Draco Malfoy nodded curtly at Harry Potter. Contrary to popular belief, the nod wasn't the result of a sense of obligatory politeness—there were 19 reasons for that nod. Stop b/f epilogue for happy ending
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,471 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Wall Full of Memories by dancing in daydreams reviews
After the rebuilding of Hogwarts, Dean is asked to do a mural about the Battle. But he hesitates... One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
A Bloody Surprising Development by Fanless reviews
When Percy makes a shocking confession, Luke has an unfortunate reaction. Parodic OOC Luke; rated T for brief mild language and slight suggestivity.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Luke C., Percy J. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fairytales by Draconic Vengence reviews
There's nothing gentle about this kiss, the way you bite his lip, causing a gasp, and rape his mouth with your tongue, tasting every crevace there." Salazar/Godric Rated M for a reason. Not a rape fic. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
Twisted Lullaby by Ginny.Potter0114 reviews
Andromeda holds her grandson after the Battle of Hogwarts, determined to protect him from the war and its aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Teddy L., Andromeda T.
Rumors at South Park High by Paperleaf reviews
[TweekxCraig] At South Park High, the school lives off of the rumors and gossip that circulate around the school. What happens when one paranoid caffiene addict tries to use the system to satisfy his own dirty curiosity? Completed, my lovelies. :3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,383 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/10/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
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Wanting, Chasing and Having reviews
3 chaps. Wat ponders on his longings, Geoff makes bets to himself that he's ready to act on and the results are hotter than the flames of Chaucers candles. Wat/Chaucer
A Knight's Tale - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
Pulling Hair reviews
A drabble of sorts. "Of course a man of words would love a man of voice, no matter how clueless he is." Wat/Chaucer
A Knight's Tale - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Complete
After School reviews
Kick Ass has been to Red Mists house, so when school gets out they go to have a 'play' date at Dave's. But when fun ends and they get a new mission, what will the risks be? KickAssXRedMist - lots of smut.
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Christopher G./Red Mist, Dave L./Kick-Ass
Musings
Looking for his friend, Marty doesn't expect to find him quite like this... Suggestive of MartyXTodd
Kick-Ass - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Marty E./Battle Guy, Todd H./Ass Kicker - Complete
Sleep Tight reviews
The only time Tweek will sleep is at Craigs while listening to Craigs Ipod. But when Tweeks there, Craig can't bring himsef to sleep a wink. CREEK EDIT: Chap.2 now fixed and not a duplicate of Chap.1
South Park - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Getting There reviews
Chris wanted to show him his pad, where he was when not dressed as Red Mist, and what an office desk is really good for. KickAssXRedMist
Kick-Ass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Christopher G./Red Mist - Complete
New Relations reviews
Relations: mutual dealings or connections among persons or groups. He had seen the attraction in one relation ending, so why hadn't he noticed the attraction in another relation growing? KickAssXRedMist
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Dave L./Kick-Ass, Christopher G./Red Mist - Complete