Author has written 11 stories for Naruto.
K Well the Name is Inuyonas
the age is 19
the favorite character is Itachi
the race is black
I live in America.
the fav pairing is NaruHina and everyother female.
Don't like Naruother guys...ew
My favorite story of all time is that story called Sasuto Productions ...so funny
Favorite Naruto characters in order:
Itachi Uchiha. Who doesn't like him.
Pein (Yahiko's path). C'mon..he could make it rain!
Madara Uchiha. He's still alive...nough said.
Naruto Uzumaki...What's not to like
Sakumo Hatake...everyone knows him
Sakura Haruno...useless...but cool
Temari...hot.(literally she lives in a desert.)
I'm a humor story writer and I think I'm pretty good at it. I'm starting a new Series of stories called "WHO"
The first story under it is "WHO DID IT?" The second is WHO IS IT?...Hopefully that will be more popular than the first lol
And here is something random just like on everyone's profile:
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
70% of a humans weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris’ weight is his dick. (that is sooooo gay lol)
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his * twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false – no one could survive it the first time.
A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay’s potato chips, saying “Betcha can’t eat just one!” Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history’s most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.
A roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Chuck Norris, 3. Cancer
According to Einstein’s theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, the Native American “Trail of Tears” has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
After returning from World War 2 unscathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.
After taking a steroids test doctors informed Chuck Norris that he had tested positive. He laughed upon receiving this information, and said “of course my urine tested positive, what do you think they make steroids from?”
Aliens do exist. They’re just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
Anyone can piss on the floor, but chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling
Anytime someone is elected president in the United States, they must ask permission from Chuck Norris to live in the White House. The reason for this is because Chuck Norris had won every Federal, State, and Local election since 1777. He just allows others to run the country in his place.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Archeologists in India recently uncovered a new dinosaur. It’s actually many dinosaurs but one is in the middle of all the others. The one in the middle is believed to have killed the others with a single roundhouse kick to the face. The archeologists wanted to call it ChuckNorrisaurs but the Indian government changed the name to Himotosaurous because it’s simply not possible for Mr. Norris to be killed.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Chuck Norris”
As an infant, Chuck Norris’ parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
As President Roosevelt said: “We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris.”
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Before sliced bread, people used to say “That’s the greatest thing since Chuck Norris”. But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Brokeback Mountain is not the name of a movie, it is the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck Norris’ backyard
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Noris believes it’s not butter.
Chuck Noris can rhyme orange and purple… with each other!
Chuck Noris has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Noris once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Chuck Noris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Noris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven.
Chuck Norris actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
Chuck Norris beard hair is believed to be an aphrodisiac in China.
Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unlock himself. Then he roundhouse kicks the PlayStation back to Japan.
Chuck Norris can beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the lightbulb turns on.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris CAN eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell “What The Hell was That?”
Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
Chuck Norris CAN in fact ‘raise the roof’. And he can do it with one hand.
Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.
Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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