Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Legend of Zelda, Digimon, Pokémon, and Fairy Tail.
Hello my fellow writers, I am Kitsunedragon and welcome to my profile. Note that I am also, officially and legally a Beta so if anyone needs anything from me, you know where to find me :)
Eye Colour: Mahogany Brown
Hair Colour: Black
Biography: I was born on the 14th of February. I have my biological mother and father along with my two brothers. I am the middle child of the three and I am a good judge of character if I do say so myself :). I learnt about fanfiction.net from my older brother, who is sixteen. I first started with reading NaruHina fanfics, but now I have changed from a fanfic reader to an accomplished author of several stories based on our favourite blonde shinobi, Naruto Uzumaki. I love to play the piano, it's one of my favourite ways to pass the time and just let go.
Likes: Dinosaurs, T.V, reading, Naruto, writing fanfictions, reviews for my fanfics, my pet dogs, ramen, mathematics, biology, chemistry, art, fanfics where Naruto is awesome, music
Dislikes: When my electricity goes, Additional Mathematics, Physics, perverts, Anime haters and people who judge others by outwards appearances.
Hobbies: Playing the piano and trumpet, drawing anime, writing fanfictions.
Favourite Colours: Midnight Blue, Crimson Red, Forest Green
Favourite Animals/ Mythological Creatures: Wolves, Foxes, Pegasus, Dragons, Werewolves, White Tiger
Favourite Types of fanfics: Cool Naruto Crossovers, Fanfics where Naruto is strong, Legend of Zelda (mostly Twilight Princess), Angel Beats
Most Popular Story by me: Dragonslayer (NarutoFairy Tail Crossover)
Favourite T.V shows: Ben 10, Ben 10 Alien Force, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien, Street Soccer, Johnny Test, Spongebob Squarepants, House M.D, CSI: Miami, CSI: New York, SVU: Criminal Intent, Star Wars the Clone Wars, The Batman, Batman the Brave and the Bold
Favourite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, Zatch Bell, Full Metal Alchemist, Death Note, Angel Beats, One Piece, Pokemon Adventures, Pokemon Special Black and White
Favourite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean (1,2 and 3), Jurassic Park (1,2 & 3), Star Wars Episodes 1-6, Wedding Crashers, Iron Man, Iron Man 2, The Prince of Persia, Alice in Wonderland,
Coolest Naruto Jutsus: Fuuton: Rasenshuriken, Rasengan, Chidori, Raikiri, Kuchiyose no Jutsu, Suiton: Suiryudan no Jutsu, Katon: Karyuendaan no Jutsu, Ranton: Raiunkuuha, Sannin Style: Oodama Rasengan, Primary Lotus, Hidden Lotus, Eight Trigrams 64 Palms, Protection of the Eight Trigrams 64 Palms, Eight Trigrams Rotation
It takes 34 muscles to frown
34 muscles to smile
and 4 muscles to stick up your middle finger and say "Bite Me!"
Here's another one but not so appropriate...
Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.
Remember, it only takes 42 muscles to frown But,
it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm
and bitch slap that mother fucker across the face.
Pass it on...
DEVIANTART-IMAGE FROM CHAPTER 9 OF JOHTO JOURNEYS THAT I DESCRIBED IN THE LEADER OF ROOT'S OFFICE WITH A SLIGHT BIT OF CHANGES IN DESCRIPTION:
Naruto Shippuden: Millenium Wars-Pictures:
Naruto's Outfit: http://th08.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/066/6/3/Badass_Naruto_Colour_by_Soccer_Girl.jpg
Tamers' new outfits: http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16500000/Digimon-Tamers-digimon-16564461-592-658.jpg
Tamers' outfits in the Elemental Nations: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gckr831W1r999a9.png
Amphilyon 1: http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l552/MasamuneX23/amphilyon.jpg
Amphilyon 2: http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l552/MasamuneX23/amphilyon2.jpg
Amphilyon 3: http://i1123.photobucket.com/albums/l552/MasamuneX23/amphilyon3.jpg
Acnologia with baby Naruto: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-1-349545218?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=15
Naruto and Ayame: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-2-349545730?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=14
Naruto cries for his parents: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-4-349548909?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=12
The story of the Dragonslayer: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-5-349549552?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=11
Naruto meets Wendy: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-6-349550358?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=10
Rage of a Dragonslayer: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-7-349550697?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=9
Naruto bonds with Wendy: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-8-349550951?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=8
Haku and Glacia: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-9-349551185?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=7
The Art of Silent Killing: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-10-349551657?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=6
In the bar: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-11-349552295?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=5
Wanted Posters: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-12-349553273?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=4
Chomei design: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-13-349554151?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=3
Battle Royale: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-14-349554620?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=2
Matatabi design: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-15-349555512?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=1
Kokuo design: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-16-349556212?q=gallery%3Adrawerofanime%2F31141130&qo=0
Cyclonus design: http://drawerofanime.deviantart.com/art/Dragonslayer-Art-17-362972838?ga_submit_new=10%253A1364856917
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
How to live insanely at an elevator:
1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
Things I learn from my mother:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE
2. My mother taught me RELIGION
3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
4. My mother taught me LOGIC
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
7. My mother taught me IRONY
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
11. My mother taught me WEATHER
12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
15. My mother taught me: ENVY
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING
18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE
19. My mother taught me: ESP
20. My mother taught me: HUMOR
21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
22.My Mother taught me: Genetics
23. My Mother taught me about my Roots
24. My Mother taught me Wisdom
25. My mother taught me about Justice
Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments
Possible Book of Log Positons:
Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended.
Log excerpt number 231: if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months.
Log excerpt number 437: Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
For every dent caused by your replacement you shall plant one sapling.
For every stab wound caused by your replacement you shall plant five
For every hole in the log caused by your replacement you shall plant ten
For every detached piece of the log caused by your replacement you shall
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.
For a destroyed and unusable log caused by your replacement you shall plant
If your log is defective you may call 1-800-BAD-LOGS to file a complaint. If
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off.
'and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
and the ninja spoke: yea, thee and thine kin shall forever be blessed among me and mine kin. for thine bravery will never be forgotten.'
-book of the log, song of the willow, verses 1-4
'as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja.'
-book of the log, chronicle of the replacement verse 3
'you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
you have been denied the log for a long time, sandwalker. we cannot force you to see the glory of the log, but know this. when the time comes, and you have no other allies to call upon, the log will hear your prayers, and aid you.'
-book of the log, redwood journals verses 15-16
'and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle I, verses 78-82
'he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none.
-book of the log, wanderers saga, verses 7-9
'the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content.'
-book of the log, honor of the forest canticle II, verses 59-70
Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log.
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