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Author has written 17 stories for Twilight, Harry Potter, Mass Effect, True Blood, Devil Wears Prada, Kim Possible, Pretty Little Liars, Nikita, Portal, and Legend of the Seeker.
my name is na na and very funny to people who get my jokes i am 5 foot 8 or 9 not sure black and some other things PM if you want to know hair black with blue. brown eyes.
Hey readers! By now you should know how much I love taking prompts, so I created a Tumblr. My username is the same, so you should swing by and leave a prompt for me!
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"Bart, with 10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house."
"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."
"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," Calvin.
"Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?" Hobbes.
"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."
"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant."
"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!"
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed."
"Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die."
"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool"
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"Lifes Tough, get a helmet!"
"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation"
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!"
"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
xPaige Turnerx (22)
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