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Joined 11-24-09, id: 2156422, Profile Updated: 10-07-12
Author has written 31 stories for Teen Titans, Naruto, Secret Saturdays, Merlin, Coraline, How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Guardians, Avenue Q, Kingdom Hearts, Motorcity, Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Tiger's Curse Series, and Dissidia: Final Fantasy.

Helllllooooo there I'm Timetrixter22. And now here's that list of random things about that I'm sure you all were expecting to see when you saw the size of the page

Things that I like to do

Destroying the hopes and dreams of my enemies.

Spouting random information.

Torturing my siblings.

Creating incredibly difficult, and all together overly complex plans, of revenge.

Implementing said, incredibly difficult, and all together overly complex plans

Destroying my enemies in a shower of fire and brimstone.

Generally causing mayhem.

Using a large number of notably esoteric words to frustrate people, and occasionally make them look up the words in a dictionary.

Old cartoons.

(Some) New cartoons.

Telling people they're wrong, having them argue with me, proving that they're wrong, and then collecting their tears of defeat in a bottle.

Writing.

Reading.

Staring at random strangers with a knowing smile, while laughing creepily.

Practicing my evil cackle.

Talking people in circles like the Cheshire Cat.

Ex:

Cheshire Cat: Oh, by the way, if you'd really like to know he went that way.

Alice: Who did?

Cheshire Cat: The White Rabbit

Alice: He did?

Cheshire Cat: He did What?

Alice: Went that way.

Cheshire Cat: Who did?

Alice: The White Rabbit.

Cheshire Cat: What rabbit?

Random Thingymajiggers

He handed her eleven red roses and one fake red rose and told her, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Sanity? I've never had such a useless thing in my life!

When in doubt... Push random buttons!

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I'm not afraid of death. What's he gonna do - kill me?

I plan on living to be a hundred, or die trying!

"At one point," a firefighter commented, "we decided to fight fire with fire. Well, basically... Your house just burned faster."

I am not paranoid. WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!?

Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?

This place reeks of evil. Either that, or it's sausage... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's evil.

It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.

Never judge a man till you have walked a mile in his shoes; because by then, he's a mile away, you've got his shoes, and you can say whatever you want to about him.

Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.

Have you ever noticed anyone going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.

If psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, who came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

If repetition is the key to learning, and repetition is a sign of stupidity, does that make learning stupid?

Isn't it scary to know that what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?

If you cry, I cry. If you laugh, I laugh. If you jump off a cliff, I laugh harder.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What? You, too? Thought I was the only one!"

A day without sunshine... is night.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can do math, and those who can't.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

Music is like candy - you throw away the (w)rappers.

Boys are like slinkies: useless, but still VERY fun to watch fall down stairs.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

'It's always the last place you look.' Well of course it is! Why would I keep looking after I found it?

Sticks and stones may scar my skin, but words slice through my soul within.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

A thousand enemies outside the castle is better than one within.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Don't take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.

If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

Little boys who play with fire get burned. Little girls who play with fire get others burned.

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.

Intelligence is like underwear: everyone has it, but you don't have to show it off.

Some say the glass is half full; others say the glass is half empty. All I want to know is who on earth is drinking my water!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own lemonade.

The fact that I tripped does not diminish the impact of my exit!

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Become evil.

NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: Like we need your support.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

What's the speed of dark?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why is round pizza in a square box?

Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours crying?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

To the world, you are just one person; but to one person, you are the world.

Some minds are like concrete: thoroughly mixed and permanently set.

The town was so dull that when the tide went out, it refused to come back in.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Education is important. School however, is another matter.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Why do alarm clocks "go off” when they start making noise?

Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

A friend wants to make you smile. A best friend knows to stay as far away as possible from you when you're smiling.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about wars that solved America's problems?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

I once stood in an open field and felt claustrophobic.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Boys are like trees: they take fifty years to grow up.

People say, "Guns don't kill people; people kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "Bang!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Some people drink from the Fountain of Knowledge; others just gurgle.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!

There's a light at the end of every tunnel - just pray that it's not a train.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it's true.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.

Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.

If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. ...You decide.

When in doubt, make up words!

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

True love stories never have endings.

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Friendship doubles joy and halves grief.

And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.

Lots of your friends want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

True friends are very difficult to find, hard to leave, and impossible to forget.

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

No guy is worth your tears, and the ones who are won’t make you cry.

Always laugh when you can. It is cheaper than medicine and tastes better, too.

Cute is when a person’s personality shines through their looks. Like in the way they walk, and every time you see them you just want to run up and hug them.

Life is not the amount of breaths you take; it’s the moments that take your breath away.

Love is just something you can’t explain, like the look of a rose, the smell of rain, or the feeling of forever.

A smile is the beginning of peace.

Give your smile to everyone, but give your heart to only one.

A smile happens in a flash, but its memory can last for a lifetime.

Do you love me because I’m beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?

True love is being able to let them go.

True love is wanting them to be happy even if you're not a part of it.

We build up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

We enjoy warmth because we've been cold. We enjoy light because we've seen darkness. We can experience joy because we've known sadness.

The tooth fairy teaches kids it's okay to sell body parts.

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

I believe that dragons, unicorns, and sporks do exist.

Snot is brain juice leaking out of your nose.

If you're really my friend, I'll probably make jabs at you. It's all in good fun. But don't confuse jabs with insults. Insults involve actual dislike.

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Strangers have the best candy.

You stare because I’m different. I stare because you're all the same.

Free hugs.

Your epidermis is showing!

I do whatever my rice Krispes tell me to.

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

Your chances of being struck by lightning go up if you stand on a hill beneath a tree, raise your fist to the sky, and shout, 'Storms stink!'

Be insane, because well-behaved girls never made history.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere.

You don't like me? Well, it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

Many a grandchild was spoiled because you simply cannot spank, Grandpa.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers; yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Colin.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because they just figured it out.

A computer password is like a toothbrush: Change it every six months and don't share with anyone else.

I tripped over a wireless phone.

Every day I think people can't get any stupider. Every day I am proven horribly wrong.

I wanted to be a warrior like you, not a damsel in this dress.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask directions.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

You can't spell awesome without ME!

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where on earth is my roof!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Wrinkles merely show where smiles have been.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never gotten hit by a dictionary.

Nine of the ten voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well, I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had.

The difference between genius and stupidity: genius has its limits.

I'm no good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?

Happiness is your dentist telling you "It won't hurt a bit" and him catching his hand in the drill.

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Let's play truth or dare. Or maybe just dare since no one seems to tell the truth anymore.

Basic definitions of Science: If it's green and wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is they have a common enemy.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the few pieces of evidence we have left that people are still thinking.

If you have noticed this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain.

I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke three times. Once when it's said. Once when it's explained to me. And once five minutes later when I finally get it.

There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side, and the right side.

For sale: Parachute, only used once, never been opened. Small stain.

I couldn't fix your breaks, so I made your horn louder.

You, you, and you - panic. The rest of you, follow me.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

Every rule has an exception. Especially this one.

If you think things can't get any worse, you lack sufficient imagination.

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

Skill is walking across Niagara Falls on a tightrope without falling. Intelligence is not trying.

Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.

The first casualty of war is always truth.

Imagination is intelligence having fun.

You have enemies? Good. That means you stood up for something in your life.

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, but to find a friend worth dying for.

We don't live in the world of reality; we live in the world of how we percieve reality.

If God had intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire.

A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every two months.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free and charge five dollars for the second glass. It contained the antedote.

Don't you look at me with that tone of voice.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

The Force and duct tape are the same: both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Someone asked me, "So, why do you like him so much?" But before I could even reply, my best friend put her hand over my mouth and said, "Don't even get her started!"

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

According to the latest figures, forty-three percent of all statistics are utterly worthless.

A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what the difference between ignorance and apathy is. He had to give an A to a student who answered "I don't know and I don't care."

Last night I played a blank tape on full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Helpful Advice: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on my list.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal ideas from many is research.

Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of every successful man is usually another woman.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Give up... on me giving up!


6 Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All crazy people after reading this will try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You are now laughing at your own silliness.
5. You will put this on your profile.
6. You still have a silly smile on your face.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
so we hope that all the girls that read this will repost this.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here!"
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir... When I was born, I was BLACK; when I grew up, I was BLACK; when I'm sick, I'm BLACK;
when I go in the sun, I'm BLACK; when I'm cold, I'm BLACK;
when I die, I'll be BLACK. You, sir, when you are born, you're PINK;
when you grow up, you're WHITE; when you're sick, you're GREEN; when you go in the sun, you turn RED;
When you're cold, you turn BLUE;
And when you die, you'll turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU HATE RACISM. I KNOW I DO!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her; she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and wanting to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Month one
Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy,
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what, Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry;
you sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy,
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it, too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy - your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy, what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just...
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, repost this onto your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN...
Getting high meant swinging at a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
'Mom' was your hero and 'Dad' was the boy you were gonna marry?
Your worst enemies were your siblings?
Race issues were about who ran fastest?
War was a card game?
Life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this in your profile if you wish you were an innocent little kid again.

This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is a cat.
This is retard cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
This is seconds cat.
Now read the third word of every line. ;3

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

5. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

6. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

7. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

8. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

10. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

11. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

12. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when your father gets home!"

13. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

14. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

15. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

16. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

17. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

18. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

19. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet!"

20. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it!"

21. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

FRIENDS VS. BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days, then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will beat up the crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but come up with plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will ask to borrow money if you go out to eat.
BEST FRIENDS: Will tell the waiter that they're on your bill without consulting you.

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "That wasn't how I planned that going."

FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you.

FRIENDS: Will lie in court for you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take the blame for what you are in court for.

FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders.

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff.
BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME IT!"

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the morning.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

My Faith: Jesus
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer.
He had no army, yet kings feared Him.
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today.
Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us.
If you believe in the Lord Jesus Christ,
Copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ignore him: In the Bible, Jesus says,
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven."

I was walking around in a Target store when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him and asked, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly, leaving the little boy still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this, but he continued, "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"Okay," he said. "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing, and then we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy closed his eyes and said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that Mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. That was when I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl had died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would probably not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself; I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have two choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it.

How To Annoy Your Parents (As long as you're braver than me xD) :
Play Houdini with your siblings
Speak in acronyms
Have a ton of imaginary friends and ask them everything
Run into walls
Say everything backwards
Try to climb a wall
Try to swim on the floor
Go snorkeling in your fishtank
Pretend to be a phone
At everything they say respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"
Cling to them constantly and blame it on "seperation anxiety"
Yell out "mango" everywhere you go
Talk to pens
Pretend to have amnesia
At everything they say, scream "LIAR!"
Run in circles
Spell your name with a 7 or any other number and say it's silent (EX. Bo7b. Not my name!)
Pretend to be 326 years old
Paint your face and run around saying that you're an Indian
In the middle of the night, "sleepwalk" into their room and scream "THE BRITTISH ARE COMING!" When they try to wake you, scream "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!"
Communicate by writing on a board
Swich the light on and off for a few minutes then say "Ooooh! I get it!"
Always ask why
Scream "MOM!" or "DAD!", and when they come to see what's wrong say, "There's a monster in my room"
Talk in third person
Swich the light off when they're reading and say you're saving power
Hide their keys and say that you're trying to help them re-live their childhood by playing hide-and-seek
When you don't get what you want, say seriously "Larry will come and eat you alive" and then walk away

Why America has some issues. Yus, I live in America, but this's funny anyways, and pretty pathetic, too, when you think about it. xD
1. Only in America can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
8. Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' being 'bloodsucking creatures'.
9. Only in America do we have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (...And that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And... I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Maybe, uh... Fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists: "Rememeber, objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink: "After opening, keep upright."
In a US guide to setting up a new computer, which was INSIDE the box: "To avoid condensation forming, allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening."
On the bottom of a Coke bottle: "Open other end."

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of your real name plus izzle): Logizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Green Penguin
3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last (or middle) name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): ClaLotte
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Green Mango
5. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Rembrandt
6. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Greenapple Skydiving
7. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Green Eyepatch

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your PIN number on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname on any of the sites you visit.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

9.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

10.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

You know you're obsessed with Naruto when you . . .
-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.
-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.
-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.
-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.
-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".
-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.
-Start adding the suffixes chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.
-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books
-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use a summoning jutsu to summon the chief toad.
-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.
-Join a website and use the name Neji as your screenname.
-Start to call your teachers Sensei.
-Claim you're going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.
-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.
-When someone asks you who your dream boy is and you say Itachi.
-Spend your weekend searching down Naruto sites.
-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Naruto.
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself an Anbu.
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.
-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.
-Put a picture of Sasuke in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.
-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.
-Can spout out a random character quote on command.
-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in a wall with it.
-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.
-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!"
-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.
-Get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.
-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.
-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times, then you'll jump rope 1500 times.
-Decide to call your moral code your "nindo/ninja way".

Signs You're a Naruto Fanatic:
When you're mad at siblings/friends, you yell "Rasengan!!" or "Chidori!!" or "Eight Trigrams Sixty-Four Palms!!" and proceed to tackle them.
Your siblings/friends actually know what you're talking about.
You get mad at characters from the show and randomly shout "Sasuke, noooooo!!" etc. while watching.
You yell "Tobi is a good boy!!" at random times of the day.
When you see an anime character, you don't think of their weird looks first.
You know that Haku is a boy.
IF ANY OF THESE APPLY TO YOU, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

- Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

- Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

- Order a diet water when ever you go out to eat (with a serious face).

- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

- Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

- When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

Hundreds of Years into the Future
Science has improved remarkably. Flying cars as everyday transportation, people living on the moon and other places off the earth, and so much more. Scientists have even found a way to communicate scientifically with God and hear His response audibly. He knows they work so hard with science to try and surpass Him, but He lets them continue with their latest project anyways, knowing the result already.
Finally, they complete it! The scientists step into the teleportation portal and step back out in front of God.
"God, we have found a way to create life!" they declare. "We're just as good as You now!"
"Oh, really?" God asks, humoring them for the time being. "Show me."
So, smugly, the scientists began to gather up some dirt...
...Only to be interrupted by God: "Woah, hold on! Get your own dirt!"

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Things You Don’t Want to Hear in Your Surgery

1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

2. Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad dog!

5. Wait a minute…if this is his spleen, then what's that?

6. Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie.

7. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

8. Dang, there go the lights again...

9. "You know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of ‘em.

10. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

11. Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off.

12. Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

13. I hope his family won't miss him

14. And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

15. Dang! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

16. Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

17. Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

18. FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

- YOUR GUY SIDE -

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies are the worst.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Do Pokemon and Yugioh cards count too...?
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Guy side: 8

- YOUR GIRL SIDE -

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
You go to your mum for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colors.
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping centre.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing (some) jewellery.
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower and get dressed.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
You like being the star of every thing.

Girl side: 3

Things to do in an Elevator;

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) Say 'Ding!' at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder; then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi, Greg! How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

I was at WalMart in the check-out lane buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, right? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn’t have a dog; I was starting the Purina Diet again, though I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in the hospital last time. However, I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet: all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete, so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, the woman asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
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No one is Afraid of Height,

They are afraid to Fall

No one is Afraid to Play

They are afraid to Lose

No one is Afraid of the Dark

They are afraid of what's in it

No one is Afraid to Say I Love You

They are afraid of they Response

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98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

I want to be the 2 percent that DOES stand up for God.

If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, and you want everyone who visits and sees your profile to know, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique - so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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If you want to push a person off a cliff right now but that person happens to not exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into laughter at something that happened last week copy to profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was too "small" and "off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Random Survey


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. ...not 'round. It's something and not somethin'. I've got... From A Picture of Freedom, The Diary of Clotee, a Slave Girl

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? To my left? Nothing but air. In front of me? My desk, keyboard, monitor, mouse, printer, and other stuffz on my desk. :P

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Hm, hard one, considering I don't own a TV. *tries to remember last time I saw a TV*

4. Without looking, guess what time it is. Tennish in the morning? xP

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 10:44am. *has very little sense of time* xD;

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Utter and absolute silence, unless you want to count the sounds of me typing on my keyboard. x3

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Last night; I was taking mah doggie for a walk. =3

8. Before starting this survey, what did you look at? A message from one of my bestest friends online. xD

9. What are you wearing? Glasses, a purple t-shirt, a full denim skirt, and white socks. xP

10. Did you dream last night? You know... I think I did... :S *tries to remember*

11. When did you last laugh? Maybe sometime this morning. But without forcing it? Sometime yesterday, reading comics in the Neopian Times. ;3

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? A 3-D, 500-piece puzzle that was framed, a few cross-stiched works, my lion poster from fifth grade, a quilt I've had goodness-knows-how-long, and mirror. :P

13. Seen anything weird lately? Hm... Define weird. xD

14. What do you think of this quiz? A waste of time, but in a good way. xP

15. What is the last film you saw? Hoodwinked! 8D I got a copy for Christmas, and I've watched it SO many times since then! xDD

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Let's see... Books... Tennis lessons... That art class my parents refuse to pay for... Meals and desserts from that place I'm probably not supposed to disclose over the Internet... xD Oh, and more movies, like Tangled! 8D

17. Tell me something about you I don't know. I will one day rule the world with Shikamaru by my side. 833

18. If you could change anything about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'd add unicorns and dragons and pegasi and centaurs and fairies (or faeries) and pixies and wizards. x3

19. Do you like to dance? Try asking 'Have you ever danced?'

20. George Bush: What about him? o.o?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl. What do you call her? Hmmm, I've always liked flower names, and over the last few years I've come to prefer Japanese names, so how about Hana? =3

22. Imagine your first child is a boy. What do you call him? It's kinda tradition in Shikamaru's part of the Nara clan to give them names beginning with 'Shika', so how about I go with the Shika name I've already used in a story? Shikami. xP

FANFICTION SURVEY

How many fanfictions do you have submitted? Twenty-one and counting. ;D

Which one has the most reviews? True or False does, by far! _

Least? The Kunoichi's Story has only one review. =/

Which fanfiction has the most words? True or False does, again. -

Which fanfiction has the most chapters? True or False, and it's still getting bigger. 83 (If I ever get around to finishing it... One more chapter should wrap it all up, but I'm not sure how to do that... -.-; )

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in? Naruto. Without a doubt. 8D

What do you like most in reviews: Basically anything, just so long as they review. n_n Constructive criticism is great, too. =) And it just makes my day if you quote part of my story/chapter in your review; I'm so glad you liked it enough to do that. n///n

What do you like least in reviews: Cussing and implying that my story/stories contain(s) stuff like incest, boy/boy, etc. - even if you're trying to praise me. Seriously, if you want to insult me, that's how to do it. DX

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2? Yep, a few of my stories have gotten into one C2 each - and Scientific Magic has gotten into three of 'em. =D

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list? Yes, in fact. For those of you who have favorited (AND REVIEWED xD) at least one of my stories, thank you so much! Taylor especially, for being so incredibly loyal! _

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list? Yes, a few of them are! x33 I seriously need to finish them, too. =3=;

What genre do you most frequently write in? It looks like friendship is number one, with romance close behind. ;3

Do you leave comments before or after a chapter? I tend to do both. xD

Do you update frequently? I try. I really, really do. Sometimes I can come up with an update a day. But sometimes I go for weeks without an update. Shame on me. x_x;

Do you frequently use original characters? Hmmm, I generally try not to, unless it's a story with Kaida as one of the two/three central characters. However, in True or False, there are quite a few OCs, due to the fact that it takes place in the future. _

Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life? Pfft. My life is way too boring to put in a fanfic. That's what imagination is for. ;]

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Shikamaru, for absolute surety! 8D And then it's Gaara or Hinata or Sora. ;3

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? KibaHina is definitely #1, but NejiTen is close behind.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Not quite sure what all of those mean exactly, but I don't think I support any of them. *glares*

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Nope, but I've thought about doing it. xD

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I go online for the anime and read the manga while staying inside the bookstore, so I guess I don't own anything Naruto-merchandise-wise. '

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? *nodnod* Shikamaru Nara, totally. One day, I'll be Kaiti Nara. xD Ino and Temari had better keep their hands off him, along with any other girl making eyes at my guy. *growls menacingly* xD

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KIBAHINA FTW! 8DD

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Sasusaku!! ARE YOU CRAZY OR SOMETHING?? D8

9. Which team is your favorite? Oooh, tough one. Really really tough... Shikamaru is my favorite character; Hinata is my favorite female character; Squad 8 has my favorite pairing; and Team Kakashi never has a dull moment. But I think I'll have to say Team Gai if I really have to choose between them. Gai and Lee can always make me laugh, and Neji and Tenten are cool, too. xD

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) ... ... ...A friend just told the truth, and we found out that everything we ever knew was a LIE. *crying hysterically*

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? I know this one for a fact. Naruto's father is the fourth Hokage. ;D I mean, it's painfully obvious!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? If you know me, you're probably going to freak at my answer. Good grief, I was freaking out when I realized this! I mean, Hidan killed Asuma, after all. And he's annoying, and he's into all that what's-it-called junk - I guess kinda like a form of voodoo? o_O And yet, for some demented reason, I think he just might be my favorite Akatsuki (that I've seen so far). It's sorta like a like-hate (nope, not a love-hate) thing. ...Will you punch me, see if you can knock some sense into me? Please? And it's kinda scary what that implies about my opinion of the other Akatsuki members. ._.;

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Ummm, pro-Sasuke, but anti-bad-Sasuke-choices? xD; I think that shows in my You Can't Take Me fanfic. xP

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope. I've seen all of the original series episodes, but only the first couple arcs in Shippuden.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Nopers, I've read very little of the manga. We don't go to bookstores often enough. n_n;;

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? *shrug* I don't know enough about ADD to say one way or another. :P

17. Sub or dub? Dub. That way I can do other stuff while watching. Multitasking is more difficult when you have to read the subtitles while watching. xP

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura. ;] And if you only knew why... But I promised not to tell. xD (Which reminds me... I still need to come up with some form of blackmail... o.o *starts brainstorming* xDD)

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Never really seen him before, so I dunno. ; But if he acts in the series the same way as I've seen him in a fanfic, FUNNY! XDDD

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? A weirdo Akatuski in a mask is basically all I know - oh, and that he's Madara Uchiha.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Howabout Gai = Always good for a laugh? xDD

22. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird IS awesome, and Lee is BOTH! XD

23. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Um... Huh? I'm not sure I understand. o_O'

24. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Do you even have to ask? Of course I do! xD

25. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Oh, yeah. xD

26. Do you like lemons? We went from Naruto to a fruit. Did I miss something?

27. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Hm, maybe from my brother and I talking about 'em, but otherwise, I'd say no, not really. :P

28. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Nope. Each time I see something "Abridged", it doesn't make any sense. O_o

29. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? :o No, I haven't, but they sound ultimate. xD;

30. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Hm, nope. 'Course, it probably doesn't help that I think most people I know in real life would go crazy if they knew I liked to watch any sort of anime. -;;

31. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes, miraculously enough! :o

32. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'What on earth is this?' Nah, although I can imagine one of my teachers doing that and giving me a look like I'm insane... o3o;

33. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Nope. No matter what, my grades always stay in the nineties. ;3

34. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I'm broke thanks to ice cream and tennis. xD

35. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No, no, NO. *gives Jiraiya death glare*

36. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? What!? Why would he turn on his beloved village and son? You're kidding me, right? D;

37. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I draw only OCs, if that counts. The canon characters are too awesome for me to want to risk messing them up. o3o

38. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Ew no!! o_e

39. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yep, one. Kaida's so awesome. xD I also have half an OC - Taylor and I both claim Hotori, even though he's a jerk. xD And I have a few other OCs in True or False (since it takes place it the future, it's kind of a necessity), but no bios on them. ;3

40. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Hmm, kinda? Maybe just half of my at-home life and three fourths of my imagination's life. xD But if you ask about Shikamaru, my answer may be different. 8D

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be? The pegasi stables. ;3

2. Which PJatO character would you date? None. I'm in love with a fictional character from another work of genius x3

3. Which PJatO character is your best friend? Considering I've never met any of them, how should I know? Anyways, they're all so awesome, why would any of them give me even the time of day? =/

4. Which PJatO character do you hate? Dionysus. He's just such a brat, even by Greek god standards.

5. Your favorite PJatO book? I think I'mma have to go with the epical ending to the series: The Last Olympian.

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character? Weirdly enough, Clarisse. And don't ask me why. I just pick weird favorites. xD;

7. Favorite god or goddess? Hestia. Because she's the least spoiled and bratty and shallow of all of them.

8. If you saw Percy, what would you do? Pinch myself, then stalk him in hopes of actually meeting him and everyone else in the books - monsters included. xD

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? Rachel Elizabeth Dare

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Charles Beckendorf - and with his genius, we won't be stranded long! 8D

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question? Back away slowly.

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing? Percabeth, obviously! *squee* x33

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...?? ...arguing about what this world's come to.

14. If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be? PJatO-related? Um, capture the flag is every Friday night, right?

15. Favorite PJatO quote? "The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school." The Titan's Curse, beginning. *was tough choosing, cuz there are so many EPIC parts* x3;

16. Favorite Percy moment? Hmmm, very tough, but I guess I'll say... In The Titan's Curse, when he was clinging to the old ocean dude's back for information. (I forget the guy's name - was it Oceanus?)

17. Favorite Nico moment? Gr, why are these questions so hard? Dx Ummm, I think I'll choose the time he was convincing Hades to join the fight in Manhattan, in The Last Olympian.

18. Favorite god or goddess moment? Hm, I generally don't care for the gods at all, so I'm not really sure. Maybe when (in The Sea of Monsters) Hermes showed up, chatted for a while, gave Percy a bunch of gadgets, then vanished.

19. Favorite Grover Moment? When he threw a burrito at one of those skeleton warrior guys. xDD (The Titan's Curse.)

20. Favorite Random Moment? I think I'm going to have to agree with the person I got this question thing from: When Percy almost kills Rachel with Riptide when she's blowing her nose. xP

WOULD YOU RATHER

1. Be serious or funny? FUNNY! Being serious all the time is boring! _

2. Drink whole or skim milk? Whole.

3. Die in a fire or drown? ...I'd really rather not choose either one. D= Let's leave stuff like this in God's hands, shall we?

4. Spend time with parents or enemies? Parents! Why on earth would I choose enemies?

DO YOU PREFER

1. Sun or Moon: Hm, I think I'mma go with the sun. =3

2. Winter or Fall: Oo, toughie... I think I'll go with fall, though. x3

3. Ten acquaintances or five best friends: Five best friends!

Sunny or rain: Sunny, por favor

5. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream: Chocoloate! 8D

ABOUT YOU

1. What time is it: 8:27 a.m.

2. What's your name: I thought I said waaaay up at the top I'm Kaiti, not to mention it's in my penname. xD But you're not getting my last name outta me. *suspicious glare*

3. What do you want do? Find a really, really interesting book I haven't read yet. *bored atm with the ones I have*

4. Where do you want to live? If you'd asked me a couple years ago, I'd've said Iowa. But now I'm happy just where I am. =)

5. How many kids do you want? Honestly, I'm not sure I want kids. I'd be sure to mess up being mom. But if I did have kids, I wouldn't want more than three.

6. Do you wanna get married? Ask me again after I've found the right guy. Or after the right guy becomes real. *hugglez Shikamaru*

7. Have you ever done drugs? No, and I'm never going to. *shudder* x/

8. What do you like on your pizza? The basic stuffz to make a cheese pizza. Yeah, I know I'm boring. xP

9. Can you cross your eyes? *nodnod*

10. Do you make your bed daily? Nopers. xD

11. Have you ever been searched by the cops? Noooo... *shifty eyes* xD

12. Do you have a dog? Yep, yep, he's amazing! 8D

13. Do you have a cat? Nope.

14. The last time you went sledding? Oh, ummm... I think it was around second or third grade, we did it during recess. (Iowa gets way more snow than where I live now... T_T)

15. Do you consider yourself creative? Is it self-absorbed to say yes? I mean, I'm nowhere near as creative as a lot of people I know, but still. xD;

16. Do you have any friends on FF.net? *nodnodsquee* And they're the bestest! (Who needs real life friends, anyways? xP)

17. Do you know anybody in real life on FF.net? Not that I know of. I mean, I don't know anyone on FF who's even claimed the same time zone as me. xD ...Unless the one in Canada is in my time zone... o.o

18. Where are you? At a place, in a time, on a planet (not earth, so don't make that incorrect assumption :P). x3

19. Look up, look back, what do you see? A painting done by a teacher's mother (I'm at school currently).

20. What are you listening to? Little preschoolers having fun n.n

21. Last thing you ate? Some poptarts and a chocolate donut. :P

22. Last thing you thought? ...What makes you think I have thoughts? *shifty eyes* =P

23. If you had a million dollars what would you do? Shove it all in my wallet and carry it around to garage sales and stores like Best Buy and Books-A-Million until I find something I want. xD

24. What are you eating/drinking right now? I'm not - that type of stuff isn't allowed during class. Although, I probably could get away with it during teacher's aid...

MORE RANDOM SURVEYNESS FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I think it's from chicken pox.

2. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? No, no, and sometimes.

3. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Southern gospel, and some songs from movies.

4. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? I think it was in the afternoon, but I'm not sure.

5. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? The time to do the fun stuff, and the ideas to work it with - in other words, I need story ideas! D;

6. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Innocence.

7. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My rubber Hamtaro that I wear around my neck.

8. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Five feet and something, not sure how many inches. Not very many, anyways.

9. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Only in crowds of people.

10. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Only when I'm trying to navigate through unfamiliar territory - like at a sleepover or something and I'm restless after everyone else has fallen asleep.

11. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Fictional, or real life? ...Well, either way, I'm not sure I wanna tell. ;3

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I'm immune to smells like perfumes, so I really don't know what to say here. xD; *doesn't have a very good nose*

13. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I have no preference, as long as it's nothing extreme like green hair and neon orange eyes (in real life; anime can sometimes pull it off =3).

14. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? I can't. o_O'

15. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Neither.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese.

17. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A nice, warm, buttery Fazoli's breadstick dipped in marinara sauce x33

18. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Hmm... I'm not really sure how to answer this. I can't think of anything except my Hamtaro, and that might not have been meaningful at the time - it's grown in value to me over the last couple of years.

19. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? As friends? Tons of people. As more than friends? Nope, unless you're talking fictional as well as real life. *hugglez mah Shikamaru - again*

20. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Not that I know of.

21. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don't have one.

22. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes, Chinook! 833 *hugglez him lovingly* x33

23. WHAT KIND IS IT? Chinook is mostly husky with some German shepherd, and we think something else, but we're not sure.

24. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Can you help falling in love?

25. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Just tell them. It's the fastest and most direct. o_0

26. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Apple.

27. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? There's more to a person than looks, you know. Why all these questions about hair preferences? -.-

28. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My dad.

29. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Talking bad about someone I care about.

30. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Nopers. =/

31. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Why would I answer this question for all to read? If you wanna know, just get to know me in general. xD

32. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Not unless someone I know now is gonna be rich 'n' famous one day. :P

33. FIRST JOB? I plan on doing volunteer work at the library this summer. But I have held kool-aid and face paint stands before, if that counts. xD

34. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Never have, and never plan to.

35.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Filling out other pointless surveys. *pokes above* xD

36. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? I think I have, but I was so young at the time. I'm not sure. Unless... Does getting a filling count as surgery? I don't think so, but I'm no expert. xD;

37. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? As a sort of backhanded compliment, my classmates sometimes tell me I'm smart. When it comes to sincere ones, I try not to pay attention to them beyond a polite thank you. Anytime I start to let myself get a big head, something happens to knock me back down again.

38. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope, but I almost did.

39. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? More Disney movies! 8D And more books! 8DD

40. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Anywhere from zero to three. If I never marry, I'm not gonna have any kids.

41. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My first name is a variation of my dad's mom's middle name, and my middle name is the same as my mom's mom's middle name.

42. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope. I may love to read and watch and even write fantasy stuff, but I try to make sure I don't start to even subconsciously believe in it.

43. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? I'll have to wait until school is out and let you know when I walk into my bathroom.

44. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Sure, I guess.

45. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? I don't generally have meat for lunch.

46. ANY BAD HABITS? I don't like to admit to them; then I'd probably find myself doing it more often. You'll have to find out for yourself. ;P

47. WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? I have no CDs on my shelves, only books and artwork I've done over the last few years.

48. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Depends on what other person I'd be. o_O

49. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not in the least. Get to know the person underneath the looks, please and thank you. -.-

50. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? The problem with answering this question is I don't get angry. I get shocked, insulted, frustrated, etc... But not angry. o_O

51. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? This summer, I'm hoping it'll be the library. But other than that, I guess my answer would just have to be school, cuz I spend most of my time either at home or at school. =/

52. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Hmm, tough one. I used to always sleep with a really soft plush dog, but I rarely played with her. Whenever I would get together with one of my neighbors, we generally played with her Littlest Pet Shop stuff or Barbie dolls. I had a doll that could sort of be classified as 'Barbie', I guess, but she was a brunette, and her feet weren't made to wear heels. She was also shorter than Barbie. Maybe she could be called my favorite.

53. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? My brother and I currently (technically) "share" a cell phone, but he's always the one to use it. So I have no clue how many numbers are in it.

54. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I didn't really care about him one way or another. I still don't.

55. DO YOU USE SARCASM? ...Even if I answered this question, how could you tell if I was being serious or sarcastic? :P

56. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac 'n' cheese

57. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I've never thought about it before, really. Shocking, I guess, since I'm 17. But anyways, I'm in love with Shikamaru Nara, so I'm not really 'looking' for anything in anyone x3

58. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Kaiti, to most people except at school (my technical first name is Kaitlin). The usual pumpkin, sweetie, etc., that many dads call their daughters. I've been called Kaiti-Cat occasionally by some online friends on Neopets.

59. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I don't have any favorites with this type of thing.

60. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I don't have a TV. *watches you die of a heart attack, the way several people have been in the past* ...=_=;

61. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT/SAT SCORE? I haven't taken either one yet, but I should soon.

62. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Chocolate! But I also really like mint and most stuff with caramel in it. =33

63. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? ...o3o; *quickly counts 'em* YEP! 8D

64. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? I walked my dog the other day.

65. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Did you notice it was just the last question? (Okay, fine, confession time: There were way too many numbers missing in this quiz; it was annoying, so I renumbered all of them. But even still, before I renumbered them, there was a #64! Promise. *nodnod* It was the one about mac 'n' cheese.)

66. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I've noticed my parents take us up to 80 mph (or at least almost), but I don't pay enough attention to know for sure. :P

67. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I couldn't care less if they did or not. o.O

68. LAST THING YOU DRANK? The last of the milk from the bowl that I put milkmy cereal in (an' it was sugary cereal, too xD).

69. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I can't really remember, though it might've been my dad, since I call him every day when I get home from school.

70. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN PEOPLE? Their looks. (I'm not blind - even if I do wear glasses. :P)

71. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? Ummm, I'm not completely sure if I understand the question, but what comes to mind is Wish You Were Here, by the Kingsmen.

72. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? This question seems a bit contradictory, but whatever. I don't like to hate anything. O_o

73. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? I never know how to answer this question, or the one about my favorite season... I like them all! xD

74. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? I don't deal with that type of thing, thank you.

75. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? People have called it red, strawberry blonde, brown, and probably more. Myself, I'm not sure what to label it as.

76. EYE COLOR? What is with all of the appearance questions? I'm starting to think a stalker came up with this survey... o3o

77. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Tasty Express or Sonic.

78. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Yuck. Cook the fish for me first, please. o_x

79. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? A video of a manga/anime a friend showed me.

80. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Really now? If I can't tell you my favorite season or month, how do you expect me to come up with a favorite day? =3=

81. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I can do some very, very, very, EXTREMELY basic stuff on the piano; but otherwise, nope, I don't play any musical instruments.

82. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I'm not really into politics. *shudder*

83. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugglez! n_n

84. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships! Definitely! *glares at other option*

85. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? ...I... Don't remember... o_O It might've been that jigsaw puzzle with 1000 pieces I was working on for weeks - I finished it a month or two ago

86. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? I haven't even gotten my permit yet, even though my dad wants to me to soon - well, he wanted me to get it about a year ago. *flips boredly through driver's manual*

87. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? I'm reading one of my mom's books currently: The Protector, by Dee Henderson.

88. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE. Waiting for Shikamaru to become real instead of fictional.

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You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. (Me)

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.

4. Spell check is your best friend. (Me)

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. (Me, I can't help it)

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favourite characters. (Me, though sometimes it's to savor the moment)

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. (Me)

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. (Me)

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. (Me)

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. (Me)

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. (Me; thank you mistfeather for at least pretending to listen as I blabbered on)

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. (Me)

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself. (Sad, but true. Me)

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. (Abso-freakin-lutely! Me)

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. (Me)

17. You talk to yourself... constantly. (Me; people keep asking me if I took my meds)

18. You forget what day it is when your writing. (Me)

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. (Me)

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. (Me)

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. (Me)

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. (Me)

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. (Me)

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. (Me)

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. (Me)

27. You dream about your stories. (Me)

28. You dream of new stories. (Me)

29. You often revisit some of your old stories. (Me)

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. (Me)

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1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes

3) How many houses have you lived in? Six that I can think of off the top of my head

4) Favorite candy bar? 3 Musketeers

5) Favorite shoes? My big, black, heavy Doc Martens or my grey Converse with bright purple laces

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Hell yes

7) Least favorite school subject? Science/Biology

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Hell no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes, to my eternal embarrassment

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. My stories

12) Favorite genre of music? Classic rock, Alternative. I can listen to almost anything. Within reason, I mean.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Pisces

14) What time were you born? I don't know

15) Do you like beer? Not old enough, but I never plan on drinking anyway. No thank you, I'd rather strangle myself

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yeah

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? ...I don't have a lot of CDs; I use iTunes and Youtube for my music

18) Are you sarcastic? Am I bitchy in the mornings? Yes to both

19) What are your favorite colors? Anything except brown, orange, and yellow

20) How many watches do you own? One, which is big and bulky and too big on my small wrist; it used to be my dads, but he got a new one and I needed one, so...

21) Summer or winter? Both; Summer is too hot, but I can swim and I have an excuse to stay inside. Winter is too cold (especially since I leave for the bus at 6:37 AM!), but it's cloudier and it's darker in the morning and cooler all day

23) Favorite color to wear? Blue and black, oh and purple

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? Black

26) Where is your second home? Out in the boonies

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes; my ex-boyfriend broke up with me (it wasn't because he broke up with me; it was because I found out he had been cheating on me the entire time I went out with him)

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Proud to say no

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Two

30) How many video games do you own? About...eh...10-15

31) What was your first pet? A Siamese cat named Nuisance

32) Ever had braces? Yes

33) Do looks matter? In a dumb ass society, yes.

34) Do you use chapstick? Only when I need too

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Like hell

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Neither; I am proud to say that I don't worship the gods of Aberzombie.

37) Are you too forgiving? Unfortunately. And that keeps coming back to bite me in the butt

38) How many children do you want? Uhhh one, two if I can afford it.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? Uh, YEAH

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Chocolate donut, or Cap'n Crunch.

41) Do you own a gun? No, I hate guns. Anti-violence

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yeah, with my brand-new laptop...Oh, did you mean with a person?

43) When was the last time you cried? Last night, 'cause I was reading a really good book and was so engrossed in it that when I got to a super sad part, I started crying

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Reading fanfiction or writing

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? No idea

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No, I wish

48) Nicknames? Horse-sh* (there's a long and interesting story behind that one; PM me and I'll tell ya all about it. Thankfully, only one of my friends calls me that, and that's only because she can get away with it without me being out for blood!)

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Uh...does KFC count?

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? I wasn't

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Nope

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yeah, I guess I am. I don't have anything to complain about.

57) Do you dye your hair? Yep, I've dyed my hair blue before (the dye came out and my mom won't let me re-dye it blue; she thinks it left my hair grey. I liked it), and I just dyed my bangs and the tips of my hair bright purple...it came out after one shower!

58) Does anyone like you? No, at least not that I know of

59) What year were you born? Nice try

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Again, not a word shall pass these lips

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No...but I have a song of theirs on my iPod. ONE SONG, DAMMIT!

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Neither; I've been so unfortunate as to have been shown videos called the "Meatrix" & "Super Size Me" in class. I no longer eat fast food...or meat if I can help it

63) Do you like yourself? Yeah, I do

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Dad

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Cute smile

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Hell no, I go even crazier in the dark, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Nope

68) Do you own a webcam? Yes

69) Have you ever stripped? Well duh! Every time I take a shower or change clothes!

70) Ever broke a bone? Nope. Wait, I broke my tooth in a bike accident. Does that count?

72) Do you chat on AIM often? No

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Not that I know of

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Why would I watch either? Okay, fine. Full House; my sister watches it all the time.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I have a counselor? Besides my psychologist, of course.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Nope; I'm pretty skinny compared to some girls, much to my satisfaction

79) Do you have a birth mark? Yeah, right in the middle of my...eh, chest. And one on my right forearm; my doctor has one in exactly the same place! On her arm, I mean!

80) Do you own a car? No

81) Can you cook? Does that count the microwave? I need very precise instructions otherwise. But I can if I have to.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Assholes, bitches, sluts, and just plain rude people

2. Racists, sexists, and prejudiced people that try to force-feed you their beliefs. Otherwise I'm very open to their opinions

3. Oh, the list goes on and on. Ummm...Regi. Constantly. But I love her anyway!

83) Do you text message often? Yeah...

84) Money or love? Love..no, wait, money

85) Do you have any scars? Two on my left leg, one on my right leg, one little one above my left eyebrow, and one on my right ankle

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To finish my book and get it published.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? NO!

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship, a real one

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? No

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Who's Rocky?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? Aww man, I can't remember

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Who knows?! I stopped keeping track.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Nobody. Probably myself, actually, acting out a scene from a story I'm writing

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Oh, I've got no clue

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Nobody

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? Nobody

100) Who was the last person that called you? Mom

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Now it's time for... THE CHAIN LETTERS, OH NO

#1

"They hurt her..."

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

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A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

Join us next time for more Terrifying Tales to Tantalize and Torture your... Turtle, Ok so maybe I ran out T words, but still, Beware, Beewaarreeee, Beeeewwwwaaarrrreeeee... BEWARE (Silly Box Ghost)

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If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man and have never gotten a nosebleed, copy and paste this into your profile. (I swear I have either have a ball magnet or a target on or in my head)

I don't play sports or take P.E. for the safety of myself and those around me. I suck out loud, and can't hit, batt, kick, or catch to save my life. Yes, I'm a wimp, but I'm a wimp with an attitude problem (probably not a great combo...).

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abecrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

I don't follow trends, nor do I start them. I've got my own sense of fashion and my own standards. I'm willing to wear a bell on a ribbon around my neck if my mom wold let me out of the house with it on.

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Optimism is overrated. It's better to be pessimistic. That way, you can never be let down.

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes through the windows.

Maturity is overrated.

I'll choose entertainment over maturity any day.

“I won’t be surprised to find that when the world goes crazy I’ll be considered sane. Until then, fuck you.”-Mary Seif

“A clean room is the sign of a seriously sick mind!”-unknown

Who do you think you are? God?

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

If I'm a freak, what are you?

You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain.

Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.

Wow! You can actually think for yourself!

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo. Again.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash. Honey, I don't live to please you.

I find "good morning" contradictory.

Life is useless. So why shouldn't we waste it?

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up.

You know, people are stupid. They spend millions of dollars trying to keep themselves on life support and end up dying anyway. That's what I call dramatic irony.

I find the idea of an old guy sitting in the sky and watching me very creepy.

Blood is red, Bruises are blue, Dear my sweet arch nemesis, A violent death is the only color for you.

Laughing is something you do as you're torturing someone. Slowly and painfully.

ATTENTION:

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. (In our case, we both are! Heh-Heh! Though, I think she was semi-normal before I got to her...:)Sorry, mistfeather!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Some people think that life is long. Others think that it’s short. If you believe that life is life and either way it’s gonna end so you should just go ahead and live it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (Rainy days are the only days I'm not pissy and in a bad mood)

I walk in the rain- others just get wet! Copy and paste if you walk in the rain!

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. (IT'S EVIL, I TELL YA!! EVIL!!)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (I'm all THREE! WHOO-HOO!)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile. (And also superficial people, don't forget that..)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you beleive that somewhere, somehow, someway, there is a Richard Grayson out there for you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Rob/Star is the best ship ever, but still respect Rob/Rae shippers, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

"If you've ever pushed on a door that says pull, copy this into your profile."
"If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile."

"If you have ever repeatedly ran into a glass door copy this into your profile"

"If you are obsessed with Starfire/Robin copy this in your profile"

"If you think Beastboy and Raven BELONG together copy this in your profile"

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, XxNightfirexX, TAUT13, MissSparks,

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with RobxStar couple copy this into your profile

If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this in your profile. Aparently, one of my first few words were chocolate

If you like Kid Flash as much as I do (or almost) copy this into your profile.

If you like roses as much as i do copy and paste this into your profile. (red ones in particular, and yet another reason i like KF)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile=P

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, GurlzChocolate, Skyler-A-Teloiv, XxNightfirexX, TAUT13, MissSparks

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Copy this bunny in your profile if you want to save season six for Teen Titans!

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Copy this bunny into ur profile to achieve Cartoon Network domination. If you hate Cartoon Network for the cancellation of the Teen Titans, THEN PLEASE COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with RobxStar couple copy this into your profile If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when the "special scene" in TT: T in T happened before Cyborg said it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Robin looked TOTALLY hot in that outfit in TT: T in T, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that sexism is wrong and want to kick every guy that says otherwise in the nuts, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) ME

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') ME

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) ME

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week. ME

You're e-mails tend to be long and incredibly random

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper ME

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason ME

You can make a story out of song (Unlikey, but not impossible.) ME

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you damn well can

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile

-Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. (As I said- stupid, people, really stupid)

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Raineyes, Franshes, MissSparks

-If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. (yep I'm a girl and I hate pink and love red and black!)

Live is so Fragile. And we are all acident prone... Man are we screwed - Me

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - Mohandas Gandhi

In a gentle way, you can shake the world - Mohandas Gandhi

Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. - John Lennon

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.- Groucho Marx

Humor is reason gone mad.- Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever, or die trying.- Groucho Marx

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your princess.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps her and brings her to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "boy drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

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CODE LYOKO, TEEN TITANS, AND DANNY PHANTOM FOR LIFE!

DP&TT

Realism

Astute

Vicious

Empathic

No-Nonsense

Teen Titans!

Sweetness

Timid

Astonishing

Reasonable

Fair

Incomparible

Righteous

Elative

Teen Titans!

Rash

Orderly

Brave

Intelligent

Nimble

Teen Titans!

Bold

Easy-going

Alert

Silly

Truthful

Beastly

Overactive

Young

Teen Titans!

Cool

Yo!

Brave

On

Ridiculous

Geeky

Teen Titans!

Truth

Endless,

Enserving

Neverending,

Titans,

Indescribable,

True

Always,

Never

Stopping.

Teen Titans!

Teen

Titan

Fans

Forever!

Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans!

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Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.

Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'm the girl that can watch tons of horror movies without getting scared, but scream when toast pops out of the toaster

I'm not quiet, I'm plotting

Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone

FORKS?! Im going to Spoons

If you can see that I AM reading, why would you interrupt me to ask WHAT I'm reading?

It takes skill to trip up stairs, but even more to run into open doors.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!

When life hands you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate!

Lost in a book. Be back when i can handle reality.

People who don't know me think I'm quiet...people who DO know me wish i was.

Life is hard... Get a helmet

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Fairy Tale by Inuyonas reviews
Ok. Remember all those Fairy tales we heard when we were young? Well Instead of those characters who were in them originally, imagine Naruto characters in their place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,149 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U.
Dear Fanfiction Writers by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
In which the ROTG characters write "strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers. Rated T for the personal paranoia of the constantly paranoid author. [warning: immensely slow updates due to author busy-ness and an obvious lack of humor-inspiration]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 126 - Words: 14,501 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 7/12/2013
Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas by HighValour reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 179,975 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 4/2/2012
Who We Are by Asche Angel 46 reviews
AU: Wally and Artemis grew up in the slums of Gotham City. They saw the worst humanity had to offer everyday and never felt particularly endeared to the Justice League because of it. So what happens when they get their own powers?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 132,053 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Code of the Guardians by The-Silver-Butterfly150 reviews
North thought Jack is finally mature enough to take things seriously, so he shows him the rule book that all four guardians made a few hundred years ago to avoid angering each other, but turns out the hellion was only capable of breaking rules and pissing them all off one by one. Who knew the Guardian rules could be so silly?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 45,451 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Jack Frost, North
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 3,160 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14079 - Favs: 17,378 - Follows: 14,867 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,078 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 1,848 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/14/2007
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 3,975 - Follows: 3,886 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Snowflakes and Moonbeams by x Frostbite x reviews
When Luna decided to go for a walk in the woods one snowy winter morning, she never expected to find Jack Frost, the young winter spirit who just wants to have some fun. Soon, a wonderful friendship blossoms between the two teens. But Pitch is still out there, lurking in the shadows. And no one holds a grudge better than the Boogeyman.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,753 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Man in the Moon, OC
The Winter Hero by abrokencastiel reviews
He wakes up in a bed in an abandoned house with no memory of who he is, only a note telling him to not be afraid and giving him a name: Jack Frost. Superhero AU. Probably come and write a better summary later. K , may change to T if I get paranoid enough
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,324 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2014
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 231,309 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4696 - Favs: 8,380 - Follows: 10,258 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
First Snow, Now Frost by Hatsu Haruko reviews
One snowy day, you come back from school. You got your schoolbag stolen. And who have thought that thanks to that seemingly unfortunate event, you met someone out of the ordinary. Litteraly. And, that it would lead to more adventures. Welcome to your story of the meeting of Jack Frost. May the Frost be with you. (Pairing: Jack Forst x Reader)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,403 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Jack Frost
Ghost stories-and other tales by dragoscilvio reviews
Welcome my friends to my drabble series...Here you will find angst, family fun, dark secrets, and problems that send our poor heroes onto the edges of sanity! Of course this is all just a by product of my twisted mind...ENJOY!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 110 - Words: 302,130 - Reviews: 3036 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Pitch
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Coraline's Nightmare Before Christmas by Dream Dragoness reviews
Four years after the Other Mother's defeat, sixteen-year old Coraline now finds herself in Halloweentown. Can she help Jack stop Oogie from Taking over the Seven Holidays? Coraline/Nightmare before Xmas: Oogie's Revenge crossover.
Crossover - Nightmare Before Christmas & Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,089 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jack S., Coraline J.
To Be A Master by Tactition101 reviews
The Shadow Clone jutsu wasn't the only thing Naruto walked away with when he took the Forbidden scroll. He found three creatures that the world hadn't seen in a long time sealed as well. Find out what happens when Naruto becomes a Pokemon Trainer. Update Time Frame is roughly once every eight weeks.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 147,783 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Naruto U.
Forever and a Day by alphawolf96 reviews
Always There now re-titled! Sorry Starskulls (Author of Remember me) used my title so I had to change it, I'm really pissed too! This is just a bunch of oneshots and story arcs of Jack Frost after the movie as he interacts with the other Guardians and how they al learn to be a family together. A lot of brotherly love between Jack Frost and E. Aster Bunnymund.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,027 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Sandy
Seasons' Change by Dark Inu Fan reviews
One-shot collection. Jack is now a Guardian, but what do the others really know about him? Bottom line: They know Jack about Jack.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,079 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, North, Tooth
A Home for Fear by MiraEyeteeth reviews
Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of what Pitch's place in the world should be. Additionally, there are zany antics.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 104,121 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Spirit of Fall by Scorpius02 reviews
Story of how a new born spirit called Jack O. Lanternson, Spirit of Fall and Halloween, live his newborn life as a spirit. Read how he met and interact with the original characters from Rise of the Guardians. Cover by garun
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,460 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Jack Frost, OC - Complete
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,559 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Home in banishment by Voldyne reviews
Forced from the only home Hiccup has ever known, he faces a choice flee to the unknown? or make do in the wild on the Island he grew up on. AU*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,977 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Harry Potter and Childish Things by Type-00 reviews
Everyone dreams of having a pet monster, to protect you from bullies, to play with, and occasionally, inflict massive property damage and drive your enemies insane. Harry Potter just happens to be lucky enough to get one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,367 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P.
Starting Over by saragator reviews
Destiny, fate, whatever you wish to call it; brought us together on that one fateful night. That one dark morning turned night with lasers and spells flying everywhere left and right. It was supposed to be a day of joy and wonder, but with the King of Nightmares on the rise once more; everything changed. I didn't realize it until that night, but my whole life was starting over.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 115,319 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Wind Lord by DarthValgaav reviews
Naruto finds some scrolls that contain Fūton jutsus. When he goes to ask the old man about them, the answers he gets will change his life. Naruto modled after Jin YuYu. NarutoHinataAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 171,151 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 3,545 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
The Day I Became a Guardian by iceamethyst007 reviews
You move into a new house not very excited about it, that was until you looked out the window to a new begining...literally. You start hanging out with a group of little kids that were also hanging out with another teen; who is not believed in by others your age. You guessed it Jack Frost! Reader/Jack Frost re-uploaded.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,943 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 1/8/2013 - [Jack Frost, OC]
The Must DO List (Jack&Toothiana One-Shots) by Mero Bro reviews
Both are too afraid to tell each other how they feel. Both are confused. Both are afraid of rejection. But what happens when The Spirit of Love shows Jack what Tooth's dreaming of at night? Well, of course he starts a Must Do List. Five simple tasks. Five of the quickest steps to win her heart. But what happens when the unexpected happen? A collection of Rainbow Snowcone one-shots.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,484 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth
Those Forgotten by Fantasy Forger reviews
We all know the Guardians. Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Toothfairy, and the Sandman. We even know of the bogyman, and if you're a tru believer, Jack Frost! But what about the others? There have to be more, right? A set of one-shots and arcs that follow the adventures of those forgotten. Yes, there is a plot, though it might get confusing. I will add a chapter guide soon to help.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,917 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch, OC
Friend or Fiend by animal-luver8153 reviews
STORY UP FOR ADOPTION/ CO-WRITE PLEASE READ LAST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS! Halloween is over, but the danger has just begun. The newly formed family is given a mission, finding the souls who didn't make it to Halloween Town. But who, or what is lurking in the shadows waiting to attack? Can it be one of them? #3 Separated series
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,556 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Lock, Shock
Fire and Ice by NinjaDino721 reviews
When MIM tells the guardians that their youngest addition is in danger with a rumored extinct creature. Jack, not wanting to be stuck as helpless, sneaks off to defeat the dragon searching to destroy him. But what happens when everything thought about the creature had been wrong? how will Jack protect his new friend? And where is the true threat? Bad at summaries!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 85,064 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Jack Frost
The Newbie and The Trainee by crimsondragonn reviews
"Aw, you know you can't resist the Frost charm. It works every time." He said, flipping his hair out of his eyes. Echo let out a short laugh, grinning at him. "Ha! I'm sure any girl is dying to go out with the Jack Frost!" "Well, of course. No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. So why don't you fall for me?"
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Jack Frost
Guardians, uncensored? by RoseWillow13 reviews
I'm terrible at titles. This is just a series of one-shots that are requested of me. I get bored.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013
Silver Light For Blind Eyes by CopperInk reviews
Memories weren't the only thing Jack was lacking when he woke as Jack Frost. It wasn't the only time Jack heard from the Moon either. Not only is Jack blind in the daylight, but now he has to deal with Pitch darkening his moonlight filled nights too as he tries to keep the Nightmare King guarded in his lair. Then there are the Guardians and trouble with his winter powers too.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,361 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Child of Fire by Hiira reviews
Voldemort is defeated but everyone Harry loved has died as well. When Harry is transported to the Hidden Leaf Village he lives on, but soon he will discover he is fated to be drawn to another mass murderer – Uchiha Itachi. HP Naruto Crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 101,707 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 2,837 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P.
The Moon's bracelet by kitty-earsxx reviews
When eleven-year-old Ria Wilsonn finds a bracelet from a fallen star, she discovers it's more than just a piece of jewelry. It gives her abilities to do things. But what happens when Pitch, The Nightmare King places a curse on it. The Guardians are there to protect her from Pitch and help Ria.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,317 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Complete
Bravely Tangled up with Dragons by x-X-The D'Arch Angel-X-x reviews
The day before Hiccup's final dragon training test, Astrid never finds him in the woods. He suits up, packs up, and heads for the sky. Across the ocean, princess Merida runs away, wishing for anything in the world to change her fate. A hop, a skip, and a boat ride away, Rapunzel with her magic hair just can't wait to be finally free.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,037 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Hiccup, Merida
All I Want by Ham Atom reviews
North finds a letter Jack wrote a long time ago, only a few short years after becoming Jack Frost. It's a letter of particular interest to North. It's a letter…to Santa. North and Jack father/son bonding and sweetness. Guardians as family. Complete.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,850 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth - Complete
Possession by Ally Marton reviews
Wally honestly didn't know how he got himself into this one. But now he has a villain hell bent on keeping him for himself, and being an over glorified prize for eternity is far from appealing. Stupid witch boy.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 149,078 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Klarion the Witch Boy - Complete
Criminal Parenting by Bookdancer reviews
Gotham's villains do their best to help Batman raise Robin - Dick - from age nine to eighteen. Problems will expand over regular problems parents face to the most ridiculous. Series of one-shots. Rated T for possible angst and hurt/comfort later on.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,015 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing
Kid Gloves by sour gummies reviews
There's a new serial killer in Blüdhaven, one who abducts homeless children from the streets and lovingly saws them to pieces. Billy Batson goes undercover to expose the murderer, but it slowly becomes obvious to everyone that he's done this before. Anon fic meme fill, warnings for extreme violence against children. NOW RATED M.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,263 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Billy B./Captain Marvel, Bruce W./Batman
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 3,583 - Follows: 4,547 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
To Guard a Guardian by AesirSecrets reviews
Jack Frost happens to be frolicking around when he meets Hazel, a stubborn 19 year old, happily playing with her sibling, even though her family's ridden in mysterious misfortune. When Pitch Black rises again, he's after Hazel, and Jack fights with all his heart to protect her, but Pitch's powers have grown. Will he save her before Pitch destroys all of them? Jack/OC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,676 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Jack Frost, OC] Pitch, Man in the Moon
Powerless Guardian by Boba Addict reviews
A monster who feeds on immortality appears, and Jack becomes his unfortunate victim. Now Jack, with all his immortality gone, is forced to live a drama-filled life as a normal 18-year-old boy named Jack Overland, all the while trying to find a way to become Jack Frost once again. Cover art by MaddieSeth on deviantArt.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 181,752 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jack Frost - Complete
Courage by BlueAsh666 reviews
Things were all going great, until Ashley had to go and get herself in a car crash. And then, some guy that reminded her of Slenderman comes up to her and tells her that she can turn into a bear now, as well as some other things. Oh, and her brother's imaginary friend, Jack? Turns out he's not so imaginary... Everything just keeps escalating for her... And it kinda sucks. Jack X OC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,163 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Jack Frost, OC - Complete
Black Ice by LeoArcana reviews
Tooth had once suggested that sleeping would help restore Jack's memory, so he spends the summers down in Antarctica catching up on well deserved sleep. However, one little accident from the Winds has caused the frozen spire of nightmare sand to break and the darkness within it to seek out Jack. [HIATUS]
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,292 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jack Frost
When Gods Go Criminally Insane by LinzRW reviews
Third installment in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie visit the realm of the gods. Featuring the revelation of the Great God Four, the goddess of pregnancy, Kisame's translations, the resurrection of the porcupine, Princess Fou Mia, War And Blood Addicts Anonymous, sadistic ghosts, and the God of the Underworld, Ren.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 72 - Words: 204,365 - Reviews: 3716 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Big Brother Witch Boy by ZigZaggy reviews
Wally is kidnapped by Vandal Savage and Klarion the Witch Boy. Getting on Klarion's nerves, he gets turned into a real 'baby speedster', and as punishment to Klarion, Vandal assigns him to take care of baby Wally. lots of big bro Klarion and concerned Uncle Barry. Why take Wally in the first place? Read to find out!
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,810 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Barry A./Flash, Klarion the Witch Boy
300 Years of Prolog by LeifIsAUnicorn reviews
Jack had been a spirit for 300 years before becoming a guardian. He learned quite a few lessons and had many adventures during this time. A couple of one-shots about Jack and his misadventures that won him the label 'troublemaker'. Rated teen for probable violence and swearing. I do not own ROTG.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,060 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Jack Frost
Invisible by Twisted Skys reviews
He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 87 - Words: 109,470 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost
Not Just A Myth by FanfictionAddict1405 reviews
You have moved to Burgess, what happens when you meet the one and only Jack Frost? (Jack Frost x Reader)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Jack Frost
First and Foremost by MakingMatcha reviews
The gradual progression of Jack Frost and Toothiana. Drabble series.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,541 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 4,245 - Follows: 4,485 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Dragon Prophecy by FrozenPanda97 reviews
Before a ancient Dragoness dies, she spoke one line. "A hiccup will be our saviour" Toothless POV. Set throughout the film. DISCLAIMER: Do not own HTTYD.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Dark Side of the Moon by Suburban Wulf reviews
"What if I told you that everything you thought you know about Man in the Moon was a lie? What if I told you that the only reason he made you was so he could destroy you, and the rest of this world?" Rating may go up in further chapters.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,836 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Jack Frost, Man in the Moon, Pitch, OC
Kill the Lights by vividRegulator reviews
Jackson Frost is just your average trouble making high school loner, until his world is turned upside down when he joins the group of kids that plan the holiday events. Just as he starts to get attached to them, a series of unfortunate events strike and some guy named Mr. Moon tells Jack that the dreams he always have at night are real and that everything around him is a lie.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 159,972 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth
Phantom of Truth by HaiJu reviews
Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now posted.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,495 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 1,995 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Breaking Bones by Seeping Through the Stars reviews
Waking up in a foreign room is never a good sign for any hero, but when your hands are tied down, injuries you don't remember having cause you to bite your lip to stop the screaming, and a foreign alien tells you that the Reach have taken over, most of the Team is dead, and you're about to start a strenuous training program to enforce their instruction, it's a problem-a big problem
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,515 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Timothy D./Robin III, Richard G./Nightwing, Barbara G./Batgirl
New Life by Twins of the Earth reviews
"Olivia…" Jack looked at Jamie, then Sophie, "My sister…" Sophie screamed bloody murder, "MOM!" Jamie and Sophie yelled. "JACK!" Jamie yelled. "Jamie!" Pippa and Monty yelled. After a discovery and a tragedy , Jack and the Guardians have taken Jamie and Sophie in at the Pole, but is this good or bad when Pitch returns. Not my best summary. Couples: JamieXPippa and JackXOC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,246 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie
Home by WriteOnForever reviews
When he was younger, he thought being a hero must've been easy. Now, he's realizing he was wrong.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 80 - Words: 117,669 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Cameron M./Icicle Jr. - Complete
Change by A fool who thinks they're wise reviews
Hiccup remembers everything-except how he died. Now all of a sudden he's tossed into a bag and magic portal and told by some (actually really pretty) bird-fairy lady, a bipedal bunny, a big man with snow white hair, and an (extremely attractive) Jack Frost, that the man in moon that has ignored him ever since he woke up has made him a Guardian. Which is what exactly? Slash.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,042 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Complete
Come With Me by Hinn-Raven reviews
She didn't switch sides just because some silly, full of himself hero asked her to. It was a lot more than that. Drabble series. NOW COMPLETE.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 52,607 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Jinx, Kid Flash] - Complete
Hero by Contract with a K reviews
Lex Luthor is finally going to pay for his crimes, all thanks to a mild mannered reporter. Superboy's job is easy enough: keep the man who put Luthor in prison safe from Luthor's wrath. There's just one thing no one's told Conner. A coming of age story from the AnonMeme.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,375 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Conner K./Superboy, Clark K./Superman - Complete
Where Do Babies Come From? by Scotty1609 reviews
A collection of Fan!fics revolving around 8-year-old Robin and the Justice League! NEW: Wally is done with his father, and he needs Dick's help to get through the change alive.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,408 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
Dragon's Creed by livvi695 reviews
Toothless rescued Hiccup during the final exam and evaded capture by leaving with Hiccup. Berk acts as if Hiccup never existed,except Astrid who cant forget that magical flight. But what happens when Hiccup unexpectedly comes back with some new friends and some big differences.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,227 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup
But I did! by Bat-dove reviews
When the team is fine, strong and fairly happy... what happens when they find someone that was taken from them. Someone they can't remember. Someone who knows them and what they do. Can he prove himself again? Or will he be forgotten?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,537 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash
A Sigh In The Breeze by neoneco reviews
He's never been alone, not really. Jack Frost has always had a Guardian.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
Tangled Up With Vikings by ZeDancingHobbit reviews
When Rapunzel is kidnapped and taken to Berk for ransom, she meets an outcast named Hiccup, who happens to have a small problem called a Night Fury. Could this turn this whole situation around? Minor romance some violence. T, just to be sure. COMPLETE
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,548 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Hiccup, Rapunzel - Complete
Resurgence by Hinn-Raven reviews
Healing is a slow process. Too bad the universe seems to have forgotten that. Even as the Team and the Justice League try to recover from the death of Wally West, the universe throws another obstacle for them to deal with. Post-Endgame Fix-It. Two-Shot.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,290 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis, Jason T./Robin II - Complete
Hey, Wind! by VanillaSpiders reviews
Jack Frost's relationship with the wind in 4 parts. As crazy as that sounds, we ARE talking about a 300 year old frost spirit here. Jack's more than used to his relationship with the wind. The other Guardians? …not so much. RotGKink prompt, oneshot
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, Sandy, North - Complete
Christmas Meltdown by XCountrySkiier03 reviews
It's the first Christmas since Pitch tried to take over, and North plans to come back with a bang. With Christmas present totals nearly doubling what they usually do, North asks the other Guardians to help with delivering this year. Unfortunately, a friendly competition between Bunny and Jack may reduce the newest guardian to a puddle by the time they finish.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,380 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
No, no you go first by Voldyne reviews
What if hiccup goes first? My spin on the what ifs of Httyd, *AU* T for future chapters, yes I suck at summaries...
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,571 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hiccup
Black Tea by Miss Dani Lips reviews
When the tooth fairy gets suspicious of the boogeyman's dental care, she pays him a visit. What she doesn't expect are burned bridges to have been mended and an interesting story to unfold. (roleplay combo of tooth-guardian-of-memories [myself] and darklingking)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Tooth, Pitch
The dream giver by JadeRoseStar reviews
One shots all from Sandy's POV. I am no longer taking requests for this story, I am done with it.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,509 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sandy - Complete
Scars by IWillNeverStopFangirling reviews
Three hundred years of being invisible, of people walking right through you with even a glance back, of no-one hearing you when you scream and cry, desperate for attention. That leaves deep scars, and no matter how hard you try to hide them, they are bound to be discovered one day. In which Bunny writes poems, Jack gets hurt and Guardians feel guilty!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,173 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, Sandy, Pitch
Lifetimes by JapaneseAnimeFreak16 reviews
In this life, she is not just a Viking. AU, angst, oneshots.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Hiccup
Death, Frost, and Love's arrows by ChocoholicBrunette14 reviews
Five years after Pitch was defeated, he rose again seeking revenge. But this time, two new guardians will be chosen to stop the nightmare king. The two being Death herself and lover boy Cupid. Jack Frost x OC. I don't own ROTG just my OCs Grim Reaper and Cupid
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Jack Frost
Vlad's Son by kuroneko52 reviews
Danny is three years old, and the only survivor when Fenton Works gets blown sky high. Some details have been tweaked, but it generally stays within the DP universe. A Vlad-and-Danny father-son fic. Rating cuz of themes of death, etc.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 124,436 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Danny F., Ember, Vlad M., Wulf - Complete
Again and again and again by Knowledge is a powerful tool reviews
Well, no one could fault them for getting a little crazy... timetravel did have its bad sides...too bad they didn't really care. Warning: A crackish team 7 fic! No pairings as of yet. Discontinued, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,499 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Letters to Summer by TheInkWriter reviews
Jack has always seen the seasons change but not all of them. A year after the fall of Pitch and his new status as guardian the embodiment of fun decides to contact his complete opposite but how? Can they also physically meet and what would happen if they do? OC warning, no pairings, pure friendship...rating may or may not go up. Enjoy! Check out the sequel Greyman!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,686 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Jack Frost, OC - Complete
Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
Spirit Of Adventure by Madhatter97 reviews
Red Riding Hood has always had one big fear, wolves. Now, when Pitch returns with a new ally she herself must team up with some unlikely friends.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013
Reprieve by Windlion reviews
Either Pitch was getting too old for this nonsense or Jack had simply far too much zeal. For once, they meet somewhere in the middle. For Twig, who asked for Jack and Pitch "grudgingly enjoying something beautiful together" and suggested the pair stargazing.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Pitch, Jack Frost - Complete
Frost and Crystal by elfpricess reviews
Do you really believe carefree Jack Frost creates every single snowflake unique? Well you shouldn't! Jack has a co-worker and when an enemy wishes to stop winter - they have to grab both. OC & hurt
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch
Proof on Hands by NevErEndiNgbElieF reviews
Thanks to a certain spirit, Bunnymund's boomerang breaks, and he can't fix it on his own, unlike Jack. And now Jack tries to make a new one. But it isn't as easy as he thought it would be...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,796 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Guidelines to Living with Young Justice by Varmint reviews
Well, I was told that I was going too far with my pranks and rule breaking with my partners-in-crime; Jason and Robin; and the League told me what I couldn't do, but I told them I have a short memory span. They wrote a list. Challenged me to try to forget it and break all the rules. Challenge accepted.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 81,074 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Catching the Wind by InkheartFirebringer reviews
'On the other hand, he'd gotten into terrible trouble for being found on the roof of the school kitchens… But all he'd tried to do was jump behind the big trash cans outside the kitchen doors. Harry supposed that the wind must have caught him in mid-jump.' (Philosopher's Stone, p. 24) What if it really had been the wind that had helped Harry that day, rather than his magic?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,955 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P., Jack Frost
Rise of the Guardians Disney Song challenges by Phoenix-redwings56 reviews
A series of a bunch of little one-shots compiled up together as a weekly challenge. Each one-shot is based off a Disney song suggested by others from tumblr. Ship: SweetTooth (because no one else suggested any other ship)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Bunnymund, Tooth - Complete
Trigger Warning by HubridBunny reviews
"What are you so afraid of, Jack?" - a series of connected vignettes
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The Off-Season by aireborne reviews
The other guardians have year-long responsibilities, but not Jack and Bunnymund. Together, on their off-season, they get into some mischeif. And a certain dark villian comes back to play too.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Pitch
The Brightest Light by Chocobo Scribe reviews
My name is Jack Frost, how do I know that? The Moon told me. This is my story. MovieNovel! Fic for those who can't wait for the DVD/Blu-Ray release.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Jack Frost
Easter Movie by Shadougelover14 reviews
Jack gets all the others together for a movie night...except Bunny might not be too keen on his film of choice...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Let It Snow by RaeynnBeau reviews
Pitch teams up with a new ally who has an idea on how to fix the problem of the fifth guardian...And get him the cold that goes along with his darkness. Meanwhile, Jack Frost has gotten believers in one small area, and he goes to investigate the source, and finds out can all be attributed to one person. But what is Pitch Black planning, and what does it have to do with this town?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Jack Frost
Family of believers by Piratequeen0 reviews
Jamie is all grown up now with a family of his own, he still believes in the guardians and has passed this belief onto his daughter, what happens when Pitch returns to seek revenge and jamie is taken by the nightmare king? THe guardians will have to search for their believer as well as keep his daughter safe. no pairings there are a couple of OCs takes place way after teh movie
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Jamie, Pitch
Even the Boogeyman can have a Friend by Toony-Tornado reviews
All Pitch ever knew from children was terror and contempt, and he was just fine with it as long as he was believed in. But what will he think now, after he finds himself mysteriously pulled from a year long imprisonment by the Nightmares and in the care of a young girl who claims to love fear?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,102 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Pitch - Complete
Underneath the Mountain Grow Ferns of Ice by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
Once upon a time, a prince died to save his sister. The Man in the Moon enchants the prince, sealing him in healing ice, and commanding a hero to rescue him in ten years' time. Hiccup is pretty sure they should have chosen someone else.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,132 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost, Jack's sister - Complete
My Rival, My Friend, My Brother by shadow halfbreed reviews
Jack is unusually weary and aggressive, and even his disagreements with Bunnymund have esculated from arguments to full fist fights. Can the guardian of hope look past his own ego to see the cause of his rivals behaviour? And when he finds the problem, will Jack let him help?...I'm not very good at summaries, but the story is better :P
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,297 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund - Complete
The TroubleMakers by Stargategeek reviews
Helen and Nikola circa 1877, all the little troubles and adventures they got into from the day they met, to the beginnings of the five.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 261,413 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Helen M., Nikola T. - Complete
Games by lizoftheinfinite reviews
The Other Mother wins, at first. But there are always more games to be had.
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Coraline J., Other Mother
Unique by Asidian reviews
He scratches designs into tree bark and onto the ice of puddles. He traces snowflakes in the frost on window panes and forms the outlines with twigs and draws them with his fingers in the dirt. He incorporates these small details, these things that are so refreshingly new to him. And for the first time ever, someone sees him at his work.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Sandy, Tooth
Determination by Aryck-The-One reviews
When Coraline mysteriously vanishes several months after her ordeal, her true mother, Mel Jones, must be willing to believe anything- and do anything- to bring her daughter back. Explores the relationship between Coraline and her mother as they venture out into the Other World, looking to uncover the Beldam's beginning, as a means to provide her with an end. Movie-verse.
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,392 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Coraline J., Mel J.
Lost for Words by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Sherlock is assaulted by an unknown assailant while John is away, leaving him with a severe brain injury. While his intellect and personality are intact, he's having trouble moving and speaking easily. John finds himself as the main source of support to a flatmate struggling to do the things he loves most. And Sherlock Holmes has never been the best of patients.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,729 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Conner's Christmas by DragonChild157 reviews
While discussing various plans for Christmas, the team is reminded that this is Conner's first Christmas, and they are shocked when they learn that he has no clue what Christmas even is! So they take it upon themselves to a) teach Conner what Christmas is. And B) make this the best first Christmas ever! *Title subject to change*
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,135 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
Lessons from John by whytejigsaw reviews
After failing to solve a jewellery heist due to missing a romance angle, Sherlock reluctantly agrees to have lessons from John. An eventual Sherlock/Molly story with a healthy dose of John & Sherlock's traditional canon friendship. Beta'd by Thinkswithpen. There will be several chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,435 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Red and Green by Contract with a K reviews
Superboy decides to prove himself to Superman by tackling Lex Luthor himself, and it all goes downhill from there. Or, the third and fourth times Superboy was caught wearing another mentor's costume. From the Anon Meme.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Conner K./Superboy, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
White Knight by aradian nights reviews
Ventus is the lowly servant of Naminé, The Master's curiously insane ward, and yet, she's become dangerously attached to him. With the secrets Terra is hiding from him, and the secrets Aqua is trying to hide from the Master, it's hard for Ven to be Ven.AU
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 333,870 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Ventus/Ven, Naminé - Complete
Noted by LadyFrederic reviews
One-shots about Garfield being Garfield. 'Cause I feel he's underappreciated. XD Taking requests, so don't be shy! Maybe some Jaime thrown in there 'cause I love him, too.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,397 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Garfield Logan/Beast Boy, Jaime R./Blue Beetle
Running to the Enemy's Arms by deadlydaisy8o8 reviews
He can't trust his friends, His parents are officially ghost Nazi's, and his life has pretty much fallen to pieces within the last twelve hours. However there is one person who might be able to pick up the pieces, if Danny would only let him. T4sfty
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 370,488 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Halloween by WriteOnForever reviews
Billy convinces the Team to go trick-or-treating. It could have gone better.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Team Crazy by Knowledge is a powerful tool reviews
Kakashi was killed at the wave mission, and being who they are, Team 7 decide to show their true selves and follow Zabuza around, to Zabuza's ire and Haku's amusement. Warning: Kinda Crack-fic! Discontinued, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,307 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Tactile by RenkonNairu reviews
Superboy gets a new power. ...And some other stuff happens. Sequel to "Lucidity".
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,953 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Conner K./Superboy, Megan M./Miss Martian, Timothy D./Robin III - Complete
Dear Claudia by Swamp Fairy reviews
"Dear Claudia, I'm sorry you're dead." Letters to Claudia from her replacement as the new girl deals with the team's reactions to losing their tech genius and tries to find her own place at the Warehouse.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Claudia D.
Comfort by WriteOnForever reviews
"Yer pretty." Artemis never knew those two words could plague her with such fear.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 74,492 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Artemis C./Artemis, Cameron M./Icicle Jr. - Complete
Growing Up Kneazle by Manatocfox reviews
On the cusp of Harry's third birthday an impressive display of accidental magic will change his life forever. When Harry is rediscovered nearly nine years later, what will become of our intrepid hero when he finally attends Hogwarts? Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 217,803 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Instant Family by Klutzygirl33 reviews
AU set during "No Pain, No Gain". Pete bagging the Artifact doesn't end Myka's pregnancy. Their lives are changed forever as a result. Pete/Myka
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/21/2012 - [Myka B., Pete L.] - Complete
Naruto the Puppeteer by Mint Man Bail reviews
At age seven, Naruto travels with Sandaime Hokage to Suna, for his own protection. While there, he learns the basis for the magnificent art of Puppetry. Watch as Naruto grows into a living legend as Konoha's first Puppeteer. Rated M. Rewrite pending
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,323 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3943 - Favs: 11,019 - Follows: 10,345 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,024 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
ANBU's Boy by Sue-Drae reviews
Kakashi has decided that enough was enough after another attack on Naruto's life and convinces Hiruzen to move Naruto into the ANBU HQ for protection. Naruto's adventures and misadventures growing up ANBU. Ends just before academy. naruhina eventually
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,824 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - [Kakashi H., OC] Naruto U. - Complete
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy b/c of his crazy students. Not so vengeful Sasuke, not fangirly Sakura, not dumb Naruto, yes Uchiha Massacre. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,312 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
Stars Like Buttons by GreenWallsOfArt reviews
Coraline is still vaguely haunted by memories of her adventure into the Other World. It's a good thing she has Wybie, her cat friend, and a whole expanse of Oregon woods to explore while things can simmer once and for all in her mind. Published for a June challenge.
Coraline - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2659 - Favs: 2,072 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Found by Senyor Fier Mensheir reviews
Befriended by a god, and changed forevermore. What shall life be like for Harry Potter as he embarks on the adventure known as life, as a being most commonly referred to as a god. God!Harry aka more-than-Super!Harry AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 177,259 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Harry P.
Little Wanderers by themyscira reviews
This is the story of how Beast Boy met Raven within the Young Justice timeline. Rated T for graphic imagery
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Raven - Complete
Five Times Billy is treated as a child by randomfics reviews
Five times a member of the Justice League or Young Justice treated Captain Marvel differently because of his Secret Identity and the one time that Billy Batson the child proved to everyone that he's just as valuable as any other member.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Billy B./Captain Marvel, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Twatlight by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
A day spent with Major Armstrong leaves Ed all covered with sparkles, and some fan girls on the street mistake the poor alchemist for another golden-eyed, glittery Edward. Ed didn't ask for the nightmare fuel, but the fangirls were all too happy to give.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Kingdom Hearts: Shattered Unity by Rockabilly2000 reviews
Sora and co have lived in peace for a year but when a secret society of Dark Keyblade Masters reappear after lying in the shadows for half a century Sora will take up a new weapon, guard a princess, save the girl he loves and become a True Keyblade Master
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,923 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Sora, Kairi
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 4,671 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Leverage by CSIGurlie07 reviews
In which Will is self-righteous, Magnus is hiding something, and the Source Blood works in mysterious ways. Bizarre little fic that was kind of a challenge. Read it. You might laugh :
Sanctuary - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Helen M., Will Z. - Complete
Roku Naruto by Anthurak The Chaos Lord reviews
AU. Naruto: Fool? Loudmoth? Not anymore. The night he learned Kage Bunshin, Naruto was changed. Witness the rise of a Naruto never seen before. MELON! Naruto/Hinata. No crossover. UBER OOCness Not a super-Naruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 127,088 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 3,278 - Follows: 2,962 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Lyngbakr by Oneiriad reviews
Sometimes, when you hunt abnormals, you can't see the forest for the trees. Gen
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Will Z., Kate F. - Complete
Stone of Fire by Tigerman reviews
They say it only take one well placed stone to change the course of a river. What if a villager, at the start, labelled Naruto as a hero instead of a demon? Fate changed direction in a different, stronger course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 166,319 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U.
The Rules of Hogwarts by Clarissa Jackson reviews
This are the school Rules of Hogwarts. So please read and Enjoy !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
Wings of Change by Writey McNoLife reviews
Gregory Magnus' first encounter with an abnormal
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Naruto: The God of Fuinjutsu by beast keeper 9 reviews
What would've happened if Naruto was given a book of Fuinjutsu. Well the outcome is quite simple He becomes The God of Fuinjutsu. NaruXHina, Sasuke bashing, but not until sometime later in the story. Based on what Kushina said about the Uzumaki clan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 175,706 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Strength Of A Rider by Panduh-Fox-love reviews
"I am not a Viking. I am not your son. I am not a dragon killer. I am a dragon rider! And I will die before I see you kill my dragon!" Hiccup flies with Toothless away from Berk. Will they ever come back to end the war? Or get wrapped up in another?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,627 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hiccup, Toothless
Tails of the Fox Sage by DarthValgaav reviews
In the battle with Sasuke, Naruto is presumed dead. He awakes to find himself in a new land and will face new challenges with new powers. Watch as he makes a name for himself. I don't own Naruto so plz don't sue me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,431 - Reviews: 1675 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 3,251 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Ninja Chef Naruto by NamelessEpitaph reviews
When young jinchuriki are raised by nuke-nins strange things may happen. Hopefully original. Rated mostly for the overlying theme. Future Naruto/Harem, please note that first word: Future. I blame all those other Akatsuki-raised Naruto stories for this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,598 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Lord of the Wind by teddylonglong reviews
By chance, Harry discovers his Animagus abilities. At the age of nine, he flashes himself to Hogwarts in his phoenix form, hoping for a better life. Will he succeed? AU, partly OOC, abuse!Dursleys, adoption, de-aged!Minerva, An Animagus story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 235,424 - Reviews: 5722 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Puppets of the Leaf by Riotv2 reviews
Naruto visits Suna with the Hokage and discovers the art of Puppetry. Not a super/dark Naruto. Not dead yet. New chapters comming.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 99,868 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Nargelites by PerfesserN reviews
A Harry / Luna / Hermione story that begs the question, what would have happened if Harry had met Luna before either of them attended Hogwarts? Also, what if Harry reminded Severus Snape of Lily Evans, rather than James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,832 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Friends by SilverInkblot reviews
He's got friends on the other side; they used to be on this side.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Dr. Facilier
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14330 - Favs: 7,455 - Follows: 5,644 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5905 - Favs: 9,212 - Follows: 3,493 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Crowns of the Kingdom by Karalora reviews
When a vengeful villain attempts to turn Disneyland's 50th Anniversary from the Disney Family's greatest triumph to their greatest defeat, it's up to Mickey Mouse to set things right and save his many friends from a fate worse than death!
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 163,549 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2883 - Favs: 4,309 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Dance of the pyreflyes by Chronodt reviews
Naruto, after the battle at Wave, reflects on the events of the day, when something happens from the afterlife that would fully explain his role in the sealing. What is White Chakra? What are pyreflyes? Naruto/FFX minor Fusion. Whitemage/Summoner Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 143,489 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,532 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1865 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 979 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
The Nightmare on Hallow's Eve by Mystic Spirit Angel reviews
Amelia is a 9 year old girl who is scared of anything the least bit spooky and accidentally wanders into Halloween Town. What happens when The Pumpkin King befriends her and a certain burlap-sack monster also takes an interest in the newcomer? Complete!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,393 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Jack S. - Complete
Mind's Eye by MuhiTatsu reviews
AU NaruHarem. In this story, Naruto is taught a power that the ninja have never before seen from a very unusual teacher. A tale comprised of action, comedy, a little romance and things that are fun to read. Please give it a try!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,451 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Naruto U.
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2060 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3519 - Favs: 5,706 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ancient History 101 by RockBane reviews
Basically, what if Naruto preformed a jutsu that sent him into the distant past. Not just a decade or two into the past, but like Dinos walking the Earth kind of past. What kind of life will Naruto have until he can return to his own time?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,787 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Mouse Who Would Be King by Organization VI reviews
The story of how Mickey Mouse became king of Disney Castle is not the fairy tale it may first seem.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,072 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - King Mickey, Minnie Mouse
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 294 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
A World of Difference by NeoRyu777 reviews
Harry Potter at the age of 5 runs away from Privet Drive, and in a fit of accidental magic ends up in a different dimension. Returning home, what's he gonna do? Manipulative Dumbledore, Slytherin Harry. Rated M to be safe. Crossover with FFVIII.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,954 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Terror Strikes by A-kun reviews
When Kakashi needs to leave on an ANBU mission, he doesn't want Team 7 to simply lay about with the Chuunin Exams coming up, so he pays a Jonin to take over while he's away.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Prove the Pervert Wrong by KyuubiMan reviews
Jiraiya is disappointed that Naruto is still determined to retreive Sasuke, and refuses to train him unless he changes his mind. Naruto, being as hardheaded as ever, is unwilling to give up, meaning that he has to train himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,055 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Naruto U.
The Ingredients to Writing a Fanfiction by shaman3 reviews
COMPLETE But fanfics are fanfics..... They will be loved. They will be cherished. And now, for the first time, they will be made fun of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,141 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Grimm Tales from Down Below The Grim Family Tree by Sonic Rose reviews
Inspired by the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and the Grim Tales from Down Below, by Bleedman, in which Mandy and Grim are apparently married. So how did that come to be? This is my explanation of how a... romance... began.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Harry Central by Wishweaver reviews
In honor of Harry's birthday, a small tribute to the Harry Potter series, and the fandom it has inspired. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 79 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
We're In Hyrule, stupid! by nagami cabasa reviews
Five friends go through a portal to Hyrule! A touching story of rabid dogs, teletubbies, Ruto and Sheik abuse, and Link being smacked around by boulders. Humor, drama, romance, action, adventure... even poetry! [like one] What else could you ask for? R&R!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 136,984 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 3/15/2002 - Complete
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Clerical Error reviews
There is a reason why Kelsey is the most Magical Indian, even though she is neither Magical nor Indian.
Tiger's Curse Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/25 - Kelsey H., Ren - Complete
Vengence of The Black Panther Er Tiger reviews
Just what did Kishan do for 300 years? Here's one possibility.
Tiger's Curse Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20 - Kishan - Complete
Frostborn reviews
Jack Frost is a nice enough denizen of the Winter Dell, but the people of Burgess don't fully trust him. Still, he has friends in the form of two children named Jamie and Sophie, and when he arrives back from a trip to find his wards missing, Jack will stop at nothing to get them back, even if it means relying on some strange new allies. AU.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,680 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, North, Tooth
DuckTales reviews
The story of how our favorite intrepid trio of ducks came to be in Traverse Town and their adventures therein and beyond.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1 - Cid H., Huey, Dewey, & Louie
Done reviews
Because after the waterfall scene, Kelsey totally is. T for some cursing.
Tiger's Curse Series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Kelsey H., Ren, Mr. Kadam - Complete
Avenue for Two reviews
Sometimes it seems like the world is against you, and the only ones you can rely on are close to you heart, and in the end, isn't that all you really need? RodXNicky
Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
Crepes and Connections reviews
When someone leaves you crepes as a midnight snack, they deserve a heartfelt thank you, and sometimes thank you's can go both ways. Shameless fluff, with touches of crack/satire.
Tiger's Curse Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Kelsey H., Mr. Kadam - Complete
Little Green Monster reviews
Jealousy can be an ugly thing, but sometimes it's just what you need to bring two people together. Of course, some people are just plain clueless, and some people aren't very good at giving hints. Rod/Nicky
Avenue Q - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,173 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
Courage and Cowardice reviews
Dave's life has been dictated by those words, and he sometimes wonders how it could've gone if he'd felt them in that order.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Balthazar B., Dave S., Becky - Complete
Stormtime Snuggles reviews
When Rod and Nicky are stuck inside during a storm, what are they to do. Play a few games? No. Watch a few movies? Yes. Get scared out of their minds? Most certainly. And of course, snuggle.
Avenue Q - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Rod, Nicky - Complete
Howl reviews
The moon is high, his blood is angry, and a howl rips the night.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Complete
Doorways reviews
A few days can change your definitions of what the words "possible" and "monster" really mean, a decades worth of reprecussions can turn a potential detective into an aspiring archaeologist.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
Sometimes reviews
A peek into the minds of each of the Burners, and how they help each other through troubles, even when they don't know it.
Motorcity - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Chuck, Julie K., Mike Chilton, Texas' - Complete
Bite reviews
When winter comes to Oregon, Coraline makes sure to enjoy every bit of it she can.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Coraline J. - Complete
Competition reviews
As the Boogeyman, he was used to competition, or at least, that's what they called themselves. But this little upstart just wouldn't do.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Pitch - Complete
Tricks reviews
The Other Mother plays lots of tricks, it's in her nature,
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Beldam - Complete
Glimmers reviews
As Roxas floats in the void, he begins to remember someone, a strange girl he used to know, yet held no memories of.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Roxas, Xion - Complete
Friend of Frost reviews
Jack didn't spend three-hundred years alone, how could he? Before the Guardians and the kids, he had another friend, one who's been asleep for a very long time; and now he's waking up. Jack Frost is about to get back an old friend, The Kid in the Clouds.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,434 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013
Emergency reviews
In which Tooth goes the slightest bit overboard, and Jack is the Victim.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Scuttling Things reviews
Coraline and Wybie go to an old house, and find some very disturbing creatures within. Original Poem, semi-crossover with Don't be Afraid of the Dark.
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Coraline J., Wybie L. - Complete
The Spiders Parlour reviews
She was a spider at the center of her web, and the flies couldn't resist. Inspired by the poem The Spider and the Fly
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Other Mother - Complete
Human reviews
All she ever wanted, was to be human. Inspired by "Human", by Ellie Goulding.
Coraline - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Other Mother - Complete
Coraline, and the Nights Door reviews
Coming into contact with the key to the Otherworld, and imprisoning the Beldam, does not leave a person unmarked, and in Coraline's case, it means she has gained powerful new abilities, but the Beldam isn't the only thing that lurks in the dark, and it's up to Coraline and Wybie to fulfill their new jobs. When things go bump in the night, they bump back.
Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Coraline J., Wybie L.
Ultraviolent reviews
Ultraviolet trailer, HTTYD style, come on people, you know it works, in a really bad way.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup - Complete
Morgana's Guide to Being Evil reviews
Are you an aspiring Villain(ess)? If you already are a Villain(ess) are you bad at your job? Not a problem, because you, for an undisclosed until you buy it price, can learn how to be a great one with this, Morgana's Guide to Being Evil. In just ? easy steps you too can become a great Villain(ess), just like me, Morgana, though not as pretty, buy now (or else). Now with commentary.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Morgana, Merlin, Arthur
The Brawlers Brat reviews
Tifa Lockhart, did NOT expect to wake up on a platform, she didn't expect to be sent to ANOTHER new world, she didn't expect to be tasked with training a jinchuuriki, especially not the wielder of the strongest Bijuu, but Naruto Uzumaki is weird that way.
Crossover - Naruto & Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Naruto U., Tifa L.
One coin Two sides Redux reviews
When the two baddest Monday's show up, and Zack has to use the Fang, he starts to change in some strange ways.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Zak S. - Complete
Sasuke Will Survive reviews
Itachi goes to give Sasuke his eyes, only to get some... interesting suprises. P.S. see if you can spot a reference to DP in here. If you know what DP is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Emo files reviews
Things you should know about Sasuke, Inari, and Neji
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
The lateness of Kakashi Hatake reviews
The Life and lateness of Kakashi Hatake delving into the past of one of the most annoying ninja in history. Oneshot first of many maybe .
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Simon Bloom and the Dimensional Chronicles reviews
Simon, with his 2 friends Owen and Alysha and his trusty neer omnipotent Book by his side land in the Teen titans world to help with some "minor" problems, like a maniac in a mask, a psycho girl with a bug for a dad, and oh yeah, Ravens dad, they're in trouble.
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Raven - Complete