Author has written 8 stories for Heir series, Ranger's Apprentice, Merlin, and Harry Potter.
Bonjour! Welcome to my profile, where I have absolutely nothing to put, that could possibly interest all of you, but I'll bore you all with stuff about me. Enjoy! If you can...
Name- Not telling
Age- Not telling. Or, as they put on my school report in 4th grade, N/A.
Birthday- 19th December. Wish me Happy B-day if you dare...
Most stupid moment(s)-
1. When I put on a math test that on average, people have 37.5 telephones in their homes.
2. Me and my friend were running away from my brother and his friend, because we stole their bikes. I ran towards them by mistake. My friend shouted, "Wrong way, *!" and I felt stupid.
3. I pronounced 'perimeter' wrong in 4th grade, a fact that my friends joyfully remind me about on a daily basis.
Favourite Movies/TV shows-
All the Harry Potter ones
Despicable me (My friend asked me how to describe despicable in two words. I said Claire *. She glared at me then reminded me of the perimeter thing. I glared at her then hit her. She started fake crying and called me abusive. Don't listen to her. She's wrong. ish.)
Harry Potter (all of them. They call me obsessed. I call them pessimistic)
The Heir series.
Fireworks- Katy Perry
Forget You- Cee lo Green
Holiday- Vampire Weekend
Ob-la-di Ob-la-da- The Beatles.
Queen in general.
Mika in general
King of Anything- Sara bareilles.
Some quotes from movies/books that I like-
Bridget Jones's Diary
-"If staying here means working within 10 yards of you, then I'd rather have a job wiping Saddain Hussains ar*"
-"Shut up, please. I am very busy and important"
-My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication.
-At times like this, continuing with one's life seems impossible... and eating the entire contents of one's fridge seems inevitable. I have two choices: to give up and accept permanent state of spinsterhood and eventualy be eaten by alsatians... or not, and this time i choose not. I will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect! Instead, i choose vodka. And Chaka Khan.
-[Watson and Mary enter Baker Street to find Holmes hanging from a noose]
-Arthur: Are you deaf?
-Arthur: Were you born clumsy or do you work at it?
Merlin "This is harder than it looks."
Arthur "You are completely useless."
Arthur then continues to climb up faster ahead of Merlin.
Merlin "Oh,Now you are just showing off."
-Merlin: "Arthur! Arthur!"
Merlin: Breakfast!*goes to walk out door*
Merlin: You're dressed!
Vivian: Who is it?
King Alened: Every girl in the kingdom is attracted to this boy!
Merlin: If you weren't a prince I'd tell you to mind your own damn business.
(Old) Merlin: "And you, oh I've heard how you...mistreat your servants! They do everything for you but they don't have any thanks! You're are an arrogant prat, with a brain of a donkey and a face of (gulp) a toad!"
Red Rose- Merlin
Appearing in Camelot- Merlin
Two Apprentices?- RA
Short Ideas/Stories from Ranger's Apprentice- RA
The Marauders and Me- Harry Potter
New Son- Heir Series
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