Author has written 24 stories for Twilight, Wrestling, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo, 3:10 to Yuma, 2007, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Legion, Hunger Games, War Horse, Shame, 2011, Expendables, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Lone Ranger, Avengers, Star Trek: 2009, Grand Theft Auto, and Hobbit.
my new Ao3 account is:
not very original, eh? :)
Ao3 Django/Calvin story link:
Ao3 Human-Creature-Beast story link:
Ao3 Tonto/JohnReid smut story link:
Ao3 Bilbo/Thorin story link:
Ao3 Captain America/Loki story link:
The Lone Ranger Tonto/JohnReid fan site:
i've got a page & am now trying to fit as much of my life as i can on it. ;P
& also, a fellow writer STAILS565 have started an 'Expendables'-SLASH Fanpage featuring all the Odd couples of the 'Expendables' with art covers/manga pages illustrated by STAILS565 & a small share of the fics by me: http://www.facebook.com/TheExpendablesStories
& i run an Expendables Slash fan-site on DeviantArt:
You're ALL welcome to visit & check out either! :)
i sicken myself how i totally slut out my smut, pimp out my pairings & flaunt my love for adult fare...& i am in DEEP shit because of that
(>,laugh if you want but that's how i feel!
-My FFnet Family:-
JNHwwe I MISS MY JNH! Though i haven't been able to catch her or talk to her, i trust that she's working very hard on material that is sure to please. She has my undying gratitude, respect & adoration as more than a write & wrestling fan. I have very much to thank her for as much as our friendship & her reviews go, i'm forever indebted to her. Thank you, JNH! xoxoalways
slashdlite Count on slash for her honest opinions & stories of love that Always deliver without fail! Not only are her opinions open & honest, she's an Awesome presence as a friend, also! Her stories are deep, edgy & beautiful as her muses progress toward pleasing the crowds of fans she won over with her knockout plots & touching fictions.
GoinGaGa He's like my little brother, he now writes Twilight fictions, i'll read some when i'm free & feeling particularly sugar-jacked. He's a great listener/conversationalist, never lose faith in him because he's Just That EFFIN' Awesome!
Rayne Moonfyre An Awesome Otaku/con. extaordinare! Love her Edward/Quil Jr. fic even though i don't read very much Twilight fictions. She's switches between Slash & Het & she somehow makes it bearable for me to read both!
poisongirl4 she's PRM's mamma, i just Had to babysit him for a whole story! He's so irresistibly-...Dominating! I absolutely WUV her CodyRhodes/RandyOrton fics, too! They're a couple made in heaven! After every naughty chappie, i not only have to re-read, it Has to be faved, also. (I'm currently stalking her Shawn/TakerShawn/hHhhHh/Taker fic 'My Obsession')
Sinfully Sined she knows just how to work a sweetRandy-on-VirginCena, & i KNOW she can be particularly rOugH, too...I'm getting into her HET collection, also. What can i say? Curiosity's about to give me a nosebleed & a new pairing!
Rezninja1 She's my best friend from high school, she got me into illustrating some amature anime/manga with her. We've collaborated, got in trouble, when through good times & difficult, always together, the two of us. There's also Toni & Tiki, but we have no way of contacting the rest of our reject A-Team. She has a gallery on DEVIANTARTcom under the name Grandninja1, y'gotta see her art, it's great!
-Credits to Very Endowed & Respected Individuals:-
(because some people Take rather than give thanks or credit to those who the recognition belongs to)
JNHwwe she's inspired me to continue 'AotL' & i would have deleted 'AotL' if it had not been for her ONE kind review. For now, i'm catching up to her fictions, reading, re-reading...reading for the money, twice for the show & thrice to make sure i'm reading the piece as it is. Have yet to fully review.
redsandman99 read her 'Obsession' fic last year (it was a JeffHardy/RandyOrton fic & now reading 'Dark Desires') & i never was able to give her credit due. So here it is, she got me addicted & my muse lovin Jeff/Randy goodness to mushy-rape-filled bits, the fact that she inspired me, also. She deserves all the fans, stalkers, & reviews that she gets. Celebrity status, too.
slashdlite she's taught me the infallible kindness of reviewing after reading, it's become a catching habit & a virtue. She's may be the very First writer/reviewer i've encountered that takes time out from her stories to publish a piece of her mind to writers who much need to hear her thoughts. She's also fed my muse of how a rape is done while dosed up on a Capt. Morgan or Tequila. Go Team Captain Worm!
Spirit De Mortis laid eyes on her various ReyMysterio/DavBatista fictions last November & couldn't endure a single WWE show without thinking 'Dave, you traitor' & 'Stay strong, Rey, he'll come back & kiss your ass the way he needs to'. I could never write a Rey/Batista as well or deeply as she did, so here's her credit to the pairing & hold she strangles me with.
Rayne Moonfyre There was NO way whatsoever that i'd read a Het fic, up until she showed up with Kira/Emmett & she's the only one to break me from my MxM mold that took a whole decade of building. I'm her devoted Kira/EmmFan & she's my 1 percent Het-exception. Now gotten me thinking about writing a Het.
HeartbreakDX she got me so unbelievably stupid-stupid-Philligan-tarded for CMPunk/JohnMorrison. It's only natural that i thank her for making me a Philligan stalker...it's just too bad that there's only a handful of this pairing published.
Baslady or Archangel she lit a fire under my inner psycho's ass, & i never looked back. Her vampire/werewolf RapeHardycest adolescent Hardycest VampChristian/VampEdge VampChristian/WereJeff/WereMatt/VampEdge WereMatt/VampEdge WereJeff/ViolentVampEdge (Luna)ChristianEdgeGangrel MasterVampireCoven JeffMatt WerewolfSlaves "Incest Fuck Fest"... WAS ALL KILLER! I love her writing, her humor, her MxMsex, everything. Had much inspiration come from her & she First introduced me to Hardycest & Shannon/Cena. If she returns with a definite vengance, she'll inspire many to her virtuso.
(More kin to be named & more credits to be given...)
-List of Original Characters' (Series fictioned, Parents, Births, Deaths) & Debuts-
Concequently, i have many original characters & before it gets out of hand where they came from, i might as well put them down. This is just a 'where-from, who-to, who-did' list, it's for security & creative right's sakes. Ask before kidnapping one or several characters, please.
Twilight Saga - ? ? ? / ? ? ? - 'Divided by Nature' - Official Debut in Chapter 9
'The Asian Coven' - Mentions in Ch. 7 & 8 - Debut in Ch. 9
'Madam', 'Xiao-chi', 'Mama or Old Woman', 'Wei', 'Zhou', 'Tang' & '? ? ?'
Twilight Saga - Jacob/Emmett - 'Divided by Nature' - Official Debut in Chapter 9/10
Gethrin Jenon Black (or Erin/Gerry), Boen Cabel Cullen (or Bo), Tammea Laie Cullen (or Tammy), Mare Billi Cullen (or Marry/Memo), Camiras Deidri Cullen (or Camas/Sia), Erick Emmiele Black (simply Erick), June Sarah Black (simply June), "The Litter" - 'Divided by Nature' - Mentions in Ch. 6 - Debut in Chapter 7-9
Camas's Unknown Mate (or The Guy/Camas's Puppy) - Mentions in Ch. 11- Debut yet to be made
WWE/wrestling - Matt's creation/Jeff's cloth baby - 'All on the Line' - Official Debut in Chapter 2
'Binman' (or ugly doll, voo-doo doll, rag doll) - Debut in Ch. 2
-Ripped/Copied Profile Pastes-
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, copy this onto your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) This came off from SwantonEnigma's page, if there were only people & no stereotyping, we'd all be at complete peace with one another!
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. Who doesn't & who isn't?
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion In terms of my traditional beliefs, not politics.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
(Muses i've asked permission to & have been given custody to borrow from authors for several stories)
i've adopted poisongirl4's RandyMuse! He doesn't play nice with other kids, especially her CenaMuse. Fancied the kid in her playground 'You Want It, You Got It' & had his mamma's permission before becoming his temporary nanny. His name is Poison'sRandyMuse or PRM. He'll make appearence in 'The Secrets of Guthrie Turret'.
Authors Whom aspired my muses:
GeoffreyMuse is dedicated to JNHwwe - Debuted in 'A Gentle Breath From Death' & set to appear in Chapter 2 of 'Pharmacopoeia', 'The Happy Powder Doves' & 3 soon-to-be-released titles.
. - Geoffrey is kind, sweet, childish, young & innocent, the way you like him.
GottfriedMuse is dedicated to slashdlite - Debuted in 'A Gentle Breath From Death' & set to appear in 'Rust Valley', REQUEST-FIC & Chapter 3 of 'Pharmacopoeia' & 3 soon-to-be-released-titles.
. - I imagine Gottfried is recondite, strong, mysterious, wonderful & clever, like you!
I very distinctly remember an author by the name of Andy Orton ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1656374/Andy_Orton ) with the concept of Jeff having a twin named Nero, her story is called 'Watchdog', Just know I REFUSE TO CLAIM THAT IDEA OF JEFF'S TWIN NERO OR THE FACT THAT JEFF HAS A TWIN AT ALL; merely, i'm putting my friends into their favorite WWE wrestler's shoes...who happens to be Jeff Hardy.
. -Other characters have yet to make their appearence & their debut, they'll be named/listed later.
- ...if nothing sits right, it's modified... -:- ...if it ain't working, it's fixed... -:- ...if i don't like it, it's deleted... -
- ...if it's hopeless, it's given hope... -:- ...if it's dying, it's reborn... -
-...if i'm boring you, i'm not making you stay... -
ZzzZ - q(u.u)p - zzz
Labels & stuffs
, I'm FEMALE & a FEMENIST; because the women i know locally, are victims & considered a commodity.
, I'm considered Full-Blooded NATIVE AMERICAN; so i care about Every thing, living or non-living, & opt for peace, rather than war.
, I'm part WHITE; so i can't understand nor fathom everyone's pain that was afflicted in the past.
, I'm part IRISH/GERMAN/SCOTTISH; so i don't look at all (besides my dark hair, which changes seasonally) like a native american.
, I'm part MEXICAN; so i call my distant kin Grandfather, Grandmother or Friend.
, I'm AMERICAN; so i'm proud of having freedom, but ashamed of the continuing segregation of racial/religious/radical tolerance.
, I support GAY MARRIAGE; because we are ALL equal, no matter our origins & teachings. We're the Same!
, I support UNIVERSAL EQUALTY; Aliens, too!
, I LOVE music, movies, books, art
, I'm NOT crazy about Twilight; if i was, i'd be team - - ?, not vampire or werewolf, not Team Edward or Team Jacob,
, I adored HARRY POTTER
, I'm NOT into pop culture; because i'm PROUDLY OLDSCHOOL!
, I LAUGH easily; because my family's teachings revolve around 'Cheerful Education' not 'Harsh Education'.
, I'm EMO; so i'm very nice, & perfectly understanding with myself, inside & out.
, I'm now VEGAN; because i was always dehydrated & severely malnutritioned by market meats, salts & many bacterial allergens.
, I should live in a BUBBLE; because i'm allergic to simple shit. I'm allergic to my own Lifestyle, LOL!
, I'm SINGLE; so that i never get held down by a lazy partner & that i have choices & freedom, until love do me part from my Froices. I'm married to my Froices! LOL .
, I was NEVER POPULAR in school; up until my senior year in a different school.
, I'm not a VIRGIN; but i practice a spiritual form of abstinence.
, I'm VIOLENT; because it's My nature, not my peoples' or my ancestry.
, I understand ABUSE; - - - (won't say)
, I BELIEVE in every existing deity; but i know it's not my place to worship, preach or press upon divinity not properly bestown on me.
, I LOVE YAOI/SLASH/BLGT literature, films, & like-minded people; so it makes me more passionate about art, culture & equalty.
, I LOVE BARA more than YAOI; 'Bara' is a gay men's literature/manga/porn/whatever. It's exaggerated, but nonetheless beautiful & chock-full of an unmuted sexuality. Love it to Bits!
, I OPENLY CURSE, SWEAR & SPEAK MY MIND; because there's no room for that kind of language where i come from.
, I had trouble with my WEIGHT; when i was younger, so i'm very understanding of others who've been there, recovering & healing.
, I have huge BOOBS; so i'm proud of them because they've literally saved my life...twice!
, I have GAY-boyfriends; so i think no differently of my guys, because each have taken care of me & made me a part of his/her life. Whatever, call me a fag hag or something.
, I have OCD, & a form of dyslexia called DYSCALCULIA - Am i crazy or sick? Hell Yeah! That's why i have no problem making up equations, but i HATE Math!
, I see mistakes & sometimes CORRECT them; so i show how brainwashed i am & make mistakes of my own.
, I don't consider myself 'PRETTY'; so automatically i'm ugly, but everyone is so undeniably beautiful, no matter their faults.
, I'm GOTH; so i unthinkingly embrace a whole culture derived of rejection & opression.
, I'm PUNK; so i'm very friendly in my own way.
, I'm PAGAN/WICCAN/WITCH; so i worship the earth & her natural abilities as my mother, my protector & my answer.
, I used to take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS; so that i could sleep & regulate my overcharged moods.
, I watch PORN, have a collection & watch with my sisters; because it's a very misunderstood art in film-making, directing, cultural-human science & human study...& the fact that I AM a perv.
, I'm STRONGER than most girls; so i can be strength for my family & for myself.
, I'm a PERV; so that i can freely support & love fan-fiction writers/readers.
, I don't CARE WHAT OTHERS THINK OR SAY about me; because i've wasted All my highschool years on something so small & pathetically trivial.
, I normally don't say LOVE very much outside of FFnet; because everyone needs to either experience it or for it to be said to them.
, I WRITE Fanfiction; ALL SLASH & a dabbling of HET!
Language Index: FROICES=freedom/freechoices, FAF!=funnyasfuck(!), LOL!=LaughOutLoud(!), LoL!=LotsofLove(!), O&O=Over&Out,
Hugglez!=(I hugged you!), Muah!=(I kissed you!), Yay!=(I cheer & do the happy dance!), Mine!=(You're my family!)
-Links on other Sites:-
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