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37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.


Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I get a parachute, and save your retarded ass.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."

"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something

Don’t mess with me- I've got a stick

A good friend helps you when you fall. A true friend laughs and trips you again.


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K by Dlvvanzor reviews
Young Light's parents are murdered and he's sent to Wammy's. For a while, he's thrilled- it's challenging AND he's meeting people like A and C! ...And L. Jerk. Then B shows up, and, well... stuff goes bad. Fast. With havoc as only B can wreak. LxL AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,748 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Light Y., L
Motivation by blackash reviews
Matt was perfectly fine living in Mello's shadow, comfortably ensconced in third place, but L just had to shove his ugly letter where it wasn't wanted and undertake the impossible task of getting Matt to give a damn.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,539 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Matt, Light Y.
Just a Coffee, Please by beckybrit reviews
Jasper works in a coffee shop,where a dark haired admirer visits the same time everyday. Will Jasper fight his growing feelings or will he give in to the attraction. Slash. Originally a o/s for Fandom for Floods, now continued.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,218 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
More Mind Games by BlackCatRunning reviews
SEQUEL TO MIND GAMES: "I think I love you... but what does that MEAN? I mean, what was I THINKING?".. Shizuo and Izaya will have to confront this like men. And that usually means they're going to be slightly immature about it :3.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,536 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H.
Savior Unwound by Zeledus reviews
Instead of trying to kill Harry Potter, Tom Riddle kidnaps him and raises him to be the most powerful Dark Wizard the world has ever seen. Harry and Tom have a secret though, and it could bring disaster beyond imagination to those who fight against them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,408 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Raw and Rosy Revisited by tuesdaymidnight reviews
A collection of outtakes and extras from Raw and Rosy's Spanksper and Assward. Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,633 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Jasper, Edward
The Boy With The Emerald Eyes by s.94 reviews
After the tragic death of her parents, Chloe begins to see ghosts everywhere. She is confused and alone until she meets two mysterious boys who tell her what she really is. What will she do when they dissappear? Can she find them before it's too late?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 157,721 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Gone Fishing by Milly3c reviews
What does a straight camera man do in a gay porn business? Fall in love of course! Set in the world of Corbin Fisher, Edward and Jasper are in for a ride. Over 18's ONLY!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,671 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Edward, Jasper
Beautifully Sacred by Ailisraevyn reviews
Broken after Edward left, Bella turns to pen and knife for release until a nomad leads her to new possibilities. Edward deals with his self-inflicted torment through music. But the tides of sorrow are strong, and they must both accept fate, or drown.Canon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 234,975 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 19920 - Favs: 11,225 - Follows: 6,802 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Way We Are by lemondrops154 reviews
Harry & Draco return to Hogwarts for their Eight Year, and Harry just can't seem to control himself around the blonde.. MatureSexualContent.. in later chapters anyway. Slashy goodness! Also, gratuitous use of curse words.. umm, the non-magical variety:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,152 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
WolfLove by lizzie6376 reviews
A gun. It was a gun. And that was Derek. Derek,falling. Derek,grabbing his leg. Derek,hurt. It doesn't seem to add up in my head. The two just don't go together. But when it hits, when I finally get it, it hits hard. "Derek," I breath and run./Chlerek/R&R
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,093 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Finger Painting by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Alice drags her brother Edward to an art show, intent on introducing him to her friend. Instead, Edward meets an intriguing painter, who takes the exploration of colors to a whole new level. AH and rated M for a reason folks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,131 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Move Away by jenaca reviews
This takes place after The Reckoning even though it hasn't come out yet! So after everything goes well and Chloe is forced to move back. But what none of them know is that Derek and Simon goes there too! Chlerek!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 25,436 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Scared Money Never Wins by mrsbeas reviews
Edward loves Vegas, but it's not nearly as fun when you're traveling for a work conference. Will he find a suitable way to distract himself from his co-workers? AH, AU, Edward/Jasper SLASH!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,430 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ink Temptation by bmango reviews
Politician Peter has a secret fetish for being tattooed, and struggles to hide his arousal every time. When his normal tattooist isn't available and Jasper replaces her, Peter has a bigger problem than ever. Entry for TwiKink fest. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,202 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Dead End by TheFlake reviews
After magic has disappeared, all of wizardkind is forced to integrate into the muggle world, finding only fear and hostility. It is in this unstable climate that Draco and Harry meet again. The dangerous game of seduction and manipulation begins. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 240,488 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Limits of Time by Peace.Love.Me reviews
The one thing that Jasper hates the most in the world is his stepbrother Edward. But every weekend he spends with him makes him feel differently. What if he was wrong all along? What if he mistook hatred for desire? What will happen with this new feeling?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 84,766 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Jasper, Edward
The Conservation of Fame by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,429 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where the Road Leads You by CherBella reviews
Jasper prefers living the life of a gypsy, traveling from town to town, nothing and no one to tie him down. When he finds himself drawn to Seattle he finds more than he ever expected. This is a SLASH fic, An entry for the 2010 In the Closet Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,405 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 88,615 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 1,760 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
On the Hogwarts Express by Renee Spelt Strange reviews
In which there is half-clothed hate-sex against a carriage window on the Hogwarts Express heading back to London. Except that...it's not really hate that Draco's feeling. HP/DM TWO SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pervy Propositions and Dirty Dreams by beckybrit reviews
After a nasty break-up, Edward Cullen spends the evening propping up the bar at his cousin's wedding. The sexy, confident barman there shows him a little of his world and a night that Edward won't forget. Dirty Talking Jasper contest o/s now extended.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,637 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Hard by MyLifeandHis reviews
Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,449 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
Sanctum Sanctorum by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM. A visit to the new Divination professor leaves Harry horrified when she predicts a happy future for him and Draco. He contacts Draco to warn him that the professor might spread rumors. It only takes one pebble to start the avalanche. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 148,584 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Turn by Sara's Girl reviews
One good turn always deserves another. Apparently. Epilogue compliant/AU. HPDM slash but some canon het along the way. Please trust me - I promise the epilogue will not bite you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 321,769 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tell Me What You Want by MusicMovesMyPen reviews
Jasper is constantly searching for someone new to warm his bed at night. Edward is desperately seeking someone to love. When these two meet everything changes for them. Will it be for the better or for the worst? Slash/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 116,743 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ask Me a Question by beckybrit reviews
When Auror partners Harry and Draco get stuck in a cellar together, will a game of twenty questions reveal more than they were expecting? Rated M for sexual content and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Secret Liaison by kubrick reviews
In 8th year Harry gets into a fight with Draco Malfoy that leads to a relationship neither of them planned. Slash - HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,162 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Big Gay Story by The Slashtastics reviews
Edward meets Jasper and... that's all we know. Join us as the story unfolds before our eyes with a new author adding their touch and twists to each chapter. The possibilities are endless, but the boy love will be plentiful. This is going to be fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,397 - Reviews: 1589 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Double Down by sadtomato reviews
"I was so psyched to have a kid my age to talk to about feeling different and worrying about school and guys and..." Jasper and Edward are best friends, but what happens when they finally get some time alone? M for curious HS boys and sticky hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,948 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Trenches by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM They're auror partners, smoking buddies, wine mates, co-inhabitants of a snow filled trench somewhere in western Scotland, and they've had it with being cold. Written for hidinginmybones over at hdgifts on livejournal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blue Tablecloth and Coffee Stains by LovelySlytheriness reviews
Draco breaks up with Harry over a cup of coffee. Slash, angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sinners by Dark Raven Wrote reviews
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It has been...my whole life since my last confession and I just kissed a man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Standing Next To Me by LovelySlytheriness reviews
Auror Harry Potter secretly feels guilty over Draco Malfoy's fate after the war. When the opportunity to help him presents itself, he cannot turn it down. Betrayals, shifting loyalties and something entirely unexpected esue. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,236 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Control by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. There's only one person who can steal control from Harry. Literally. MATURE AND EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT. DETAILED WARNINGS INSIDE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Orange by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Orange: a secondary color created by mixing the primary colors red and yellow. Collection of Mello/Matt stories; as such, it will contain shounen-ai/yaoi, strong language, and general awesomeness-it's Mello and Matt, awesomeness in its purest form.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mello, Matt
Sealed with a Kiss by faithwood reviews
Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,507 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Glory by Digitallace reviews
Drarry - Mature Content...as always - What happens when Draco and Harry each find the opposite end of a hole in the locker room wall? Oh, stop it with your dirty minds. Oh wait. That's exactly what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,358 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just Out Of Reach by theonlykyla reviews
I've loved him from the moment I saw him. I knew a moment might be all I have with him but I still had to have him. A Journey of love & heartbreak. The story of different loves that take place in the course of a lifetime.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,446 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Five Times Ron Drank On The Job by JawlinesandCheekbones reviews
Though not as careful as Harry when it comes to the rules, Auror Ron Weasley tries to be good. Really. But now that Harry has a new partner, Ron just seems to find himself needing something a little stronger whenever the Head Auror's involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,883 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The Art of Stalking Scorpius Malfoy by Sara Holmes reviews
AS/S. The one where Ron gets it wrong about another Malfoy and ends up in an altercation with a doorframe. Written for the AS/S fest on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Santa Baby by Beautiful Figment reviews
Jasper gets roped into bringing his kid sister to see Santa Clause and is shocked to find Edward Cullen playing the role of the jolly elf. After making an inappropriate request, embarrassment, stripping, and more embarrassment ensues. AH/OOC Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Five Times Harry Drank On The Job by JawlinesandCheekbones reviews
Harry tries to be the paragon of proper performance within the Auror Department, but after his promotion to Head Auror, complete with new partner, he finds that a bit... tricky. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,979 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 2896 - Favs: 3,485 - Follows: 1,708 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Never Say Chicken Sexer by prassacut reviews
Ficawesome Gift Exchange. Prompt: "Couple meet via blind date". Edward starts to regret his decision of entering a speed-dating night until Jasper sits at his table. AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,797 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Edward, Jasper
A Risk Taken by SyrupylikeBreakfastinMontag reviews
Harry always thought his life with Ginny would be enough, but when he starts itching for something more, he turns to the most unlikely person ever: Draco Malfoy. HP/DM DM/HP Harry/Draco Draco/Harry contains slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Hot Leather by Magnolia822 reviews
An entry for the Twilight Kink Fest. Jasper/Edward. PWP.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Comfortable by LyricalKris reviews
Jasper Whitlock never thought to question his sexuality. He probably should have. Well - no time like the present. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 30,997 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Jasper - Complete
Of Autumn and Apples by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. The eight times that Draco Malfoy has almost-but-not-quite-life-changing encounters involving apples. Written for the daisy-chain drabbles mini-fest on livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Naughty Dream or Lewd Reality by BoundIrishAngel reviews
Draco is home for the holidays and checking out his father's library for books on a very specific topic... 4th follow up to Submission; YAOI; RATED MATURE for KINK and BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Cupboardy Disaster by Tilly's reviews
Draco never thought he'd see the day when Potter handled a situation with more maturity than he did. But then, he didn't know Potter's history with cupboards, or how gorgeous he looked in one. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Motivations by greenerinted reviews
"I know they say keep your enemies closer, but this is ridiculous." Draco's attempt to get back at Potter for seeing him crying and, of course, horribly wounding him backfires somewhat. Slash one-shot set during HBP. Rating for swearing and angst
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Quick Stop in the Meadow by iphooqui reviews
After some fun with Emmett, Rosalie goes hunting with Alice and makes a quick stop in the drizzly meadow for some more fun. One-shot. Rated M for language, smut, and femmeslash. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Too popular to still be a virgin by kubrick reviews
James walks into the boys dormitory with a not too pleased expression. Its a look seen once too often by Remus and Peter and they are pleased they were just heading to bed before anything could be said about James's obvious disastrous date. Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Absurdity of Potter by Duana reviews
Why was Potter ignoring him? Potter had no right to ignore him! He was a Malfoy and a Malfoy was never ignored! Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That's What She Said by WoahNow reviews
Jasper reveals something to his sister's best friend and it changes things for Edward. "Family of friends are off limits. But every rule had an exception, right?" Judges' Choice for the Born This Way Contest. AH and rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper
What Matters by Strae reviews
After one horny night alone with a webcam, Edward enters a surprisingly intimate friendship with a stranger online. He someday plans to meet this 'Jazz' girl he's become so oddly enraptured with; too bad Jazz isn't exactly a 'girl'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,750 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Edward, Jasper
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22645 - Favs: 13,713 - Follows: 10,578 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tell Me True by reve2weaver reviews
Jasper Swan will do anything to help his sister, Bella, even if it means making nice with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend, Edward Masen. What would Edward be willing to do? Slash Rated M AH JxE. Entry for intheclosetcontest Won Judges Honorable Mention SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Jasper, Edward
Sick by jessicanne reviews
Chloe gets sick with a supernatural flu, that every supernatural race can get except werewolves. So Derek's left to care for her. I know, bad summary. Rated T, for minor swears.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Crude Oil by reve2weaver reviews
Nitrosexual-top meets Roughneck-top in Northern Alberta: lust and rivalry, ancient history and modern art, oil-sands and sunburns, crime and punishment, bears and hunters, icicles and coals; man-made disaster. Angst. HONORABLE MENTION SlashBackSlash 3.0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Jasper, Edward
Redemption by foodforthespirit reviews
Near likes to think he can fathom Mello through deep analysis.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Mello, Near - Complete
Chemical X by oreo-and-proud reviews
Testing out new products for the Wheezes was fun right? George doesn't think so with the possibility of him losing all control and not only telling Fred how he feels, but showing him as well... in the best way possible. TWINCEST, HARD PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/9/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Drinking By Myself by CrystalMichelle reviews
Entry for 100 Monkey's O/S Song Contest. Song: 38 Special. Jasper reminisces on his and Edwards friendship while knocking back a few too many beers. Rated M for Mature Themes. AU, Slash E/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,912 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Joint Custody by Remington Rand reviews
."His thumb rubbed the underside of Malfoy's wrist. It was such a small thing and yet the action conveyed so much." D/H Slash, Post-war, not based off of Deathly Hallows. Sequel to this is now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chloe and Derek OneShots by FreyasWrath reviews
Just a collection of Chlerek one-shots. Some are sad but end happy...some are cute...one is weird. Don't know how many there is going to be.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,336 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Yesternight by Pastiche Pen reviews
A trip to Mexico leaves Carlisle and Edward captured by Maria's coven. Edward wants to hate Jasper, the coven's lieutenant, but... emotions are not -his- talent. Slash. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,124 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Really Nice Eyes by Lily-Finn178 reviews
AU Chlerek/ "New Girl, It's been a week. Stop staring at me." Her head jerked up, eyes flying across the room to the solitary desk by the window. Where Derek Souza’s captivating green eyes were glaring at her.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,100 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
FireWorks by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry doesn't want to hear anything Draco Malfoy has to say, but ignoring him and all the letters he sends probably isn't the best idea he's ever had, all things considered. Warnings: Sexual Content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,887 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 1988 - Favs: 3,030 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Angel by Beautiful Figment reviews
Jasper gets in touch with himself... and then with his roommate. Entry for the Spanking the Monkey Contest. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by slytherinish reviews
Borgin & Burkes is under investigation, and Harry is the Auror put on the case. When he finds out Malfoy is the shop's new owner, he's thrown into an unexpected game of wits, and he isn't sure he can win. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,395 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
I Just Want To Try One Thing by SmashedPumpkin01 reviews
Edward. Jasper. Just friends. "I just want to try one thing", he said. A little cliché. A lot of cursing. One-shot. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Acquiescence by unbrilliance reviews
When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,744 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mind's Eye by Galadriell reviews
After five years of silence in a mental institution, Harry speaks. "Malfoy," he murmurs. Why would he speak the name of his Slytherin counterpart? So begins the treatment with Draco in the forefront of it all. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,978 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mind Games by BlackCatRunning reviews
The relationship has always been the same. I hate you, you hate me. But when someone changes the way the game is played, when someone redefines the rules, things get pretty screwy. WARNING: Yaoi pairing! SHIZAYA!-Read and review, please :D
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,382 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Her Dork in Aluminum Foil by SpencerReidFan89 reviews
Remember in "The Summoning" when Derek and Chloe were "Caught" in the crawl space? I decided to write this scene from Derek's POV, and a few others :P
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,475 - Follows: 1,674 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Fixing Precious: A Love Story by FarDareisMai2 reviews
Jasper's computer needs help from an expert. Enter Geekward. A little slashy o/s written for Yogagal's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Belatedness by AkaiTsumi reviews
Mello's forgotten Matt's birthday completely ... but then again, he has a habit of celebrating his friend's special day in ... ah, unusual ways to say the least.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Dodgeball! by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella & Jasper are enemies who are constantly pranking and insulting each other, determined to have the last laugh. With the championship looming and sexual tensions building, who will be the first to crumble?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,457 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper
If You Can't Be by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Best friends, roommates, they've known each other all their lives. What happens when one's boyfriend can't make their Valentine's date? Written for the No Stress Love Fest. Jasper/Peter, Jasper/Edward, AH. Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,327 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Dear Draco, Your Writer by Elymi reviews
A bit of fluff. Harry writes Draco some letters. Just from boredom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Remote by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. How to win back your television remote and get your obnoxious flatmate to shut his trap for more than a minute and a half. WARNINGS: bad language, bickering and EXPLICIT AND MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT. Like, a lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Relaxation by kubrick reviews
Harry wanted to be relaxed but he had no idea it would be like this. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wanderlust by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Haunted by the ghosts of his past, Jasper leaves Texas and hits the road, armed with a guitar and his mouth. Tied for Winner of the Judges Vote in the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Home by MizzHyde reviews
A locked box, a silky voice on the phone, a beautiful stranger in a photograph. Edward thinks he just has a place to live, but maybe this time he is home. AH, slash. Written for Dirty Talking Jasper contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Just Breathe by bmango reviews
Edward is taken to a concert by his brother for his birthday, but he runs into a little trouble. Luckily, Jasper is there to save him. Written for SorceressCirce's birthday. AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The History of Now by Chicklette reviews
Life is a song, and love is the music. An FBG fic for Bookjunkie1975. Bella and Jasper, no Alice, no Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 3,251 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2192 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slender Threads of things to treasure by kyosa neko reviews
Mello was kicked out of his old room and forced to change to a new one. There he meets Matt, the redhead that's always been there - Mello just never noticed... Okay, this sucks. Just read it. M&M. Rated T for Mello cussing a lot, of course. Maybe AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,073 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Matt, Mello
From Not To Hot by SinsInSlash reviews
There's a new man in the office. Hang on, that's not a new man, that's Jasper Whitlock?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,618 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Not a Girl by Dlvvanzor reviews
In which Mello asks a stupid question and Matt is a surprisingly convincing actor. Language, MxM oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
we made a mistake right? by dragonlover107 reviews
Derek&Chloe are still bickering back and forth along with everyone else. the original house members haven't shown up yet so everyone is bored out of their minds! but who knows what will happen after a few panic attacks and nearly being crushed by a tree..
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A Kiss in the Storm by CherBella reviews
Edward and Jasper had promised forever. But forever isn't easy and the fire that once burned bright has dimmed to a dying ember, sending them on their separate ways. Can one stormy night start to repair all that has been torn apart between them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,918 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Detention, Licks, and Dirty Tricks by mistyhaze420 reviews
A little Ghettosper and Geekward's fun time in detention. Slash E/J Mature O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Dormiscere by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry can't sleep, Draco won't sleep. Harry can't stop staring, Draco won't stop running away. And Harry is starting to think that somehow, it's all connected...WARNINGS: mature themes and swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,870 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The LipLock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 216 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Delivery by Savannah-Vee reviews
Inspired by 'The Transporter'. British Edward Masen is a Transporter. He has transported everything from illegal weapons, to drugs, to even people - dead and alive. He's hired to 'deliver' Bella Swan, and this is a job he will never forget... ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,466 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Edward, Bella
And I'll Tell You No Lies by Anna Fugazzi reviews
It all started with a stupid interrogation. Or: Don't ask a question if you're not prepared to hear the answer. HP/DM or HP/RW, as per reader preference.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,988 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Faith by Dlvvanzor reviews
Contrary to popular belief, the day Matt first believed in God wasn't the day he met Mello, and it wasn't the day they survived the Takada kidnapping. Matt POV oneshot, MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Head Around You by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry's not entirely sure how he ends up kissing Draco Malfoy... Warning for bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not To Me by Supernatural 101 reviews
Derek deals with other house-mates, trying not to hurt anyone. Don't know what else to put here. So, um, Yeah. its a must read.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,292 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S.
My Eyes? by Supernatural 101 reviews
Luke thinks Colby is getting stalked. But maybe he is the one being stalked. And could this posibly be conected to his parents murder? And what does it have to do with his eyes.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Complete
In His Way by Supernatural 101 reviews
I woke practically hyperventilating. I tried to remember the dream that has been plaguing me for days now. All I could remember that I was so stunned at the out-come of the conversation.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,549 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3534 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Ask Again Later by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM A drunken revelation by Harry prompts Draco to try and summon up his own missing paternal instincts in order to deliver the family Harry really wants. Long story short...he manages to make a total cock up of everything. RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,517 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Comfort From a Nightmare by FreyasWrath reviews
Chloe continues to have nightmares and they all seem to be telling her something. New people have shown up to help train them and help take down the Edison Group. DerekxChloe, OCxOC, TorixOC
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Random JasperEdward oneshots by Pastiche Pen reviews
New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Off the map by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Draco Malfoy knows something is not right in his life and starts to wonder if he's really cut out for high society living. It starts with cold coffee. It ends with Harry Potter. Warnings for sexual content and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,085 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
All My Secrets by venis-envy reviews
AH Slash m/m E&J: When your life is an empty place, will starting over new fill the void? What do you do when what was foreign to you becomes the thing you need the most? Do you take a chance at true happiness or let it slip away? - NOW COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,769 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
One February Friday by LyricalKris reviews
Friday night at a little bar where anything goes. You never know who's going to walk through the door to make life just a little more interesting. Slashy threesome lemons.Edward/Jasper/Peter, J/P, J/E.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,736 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Animal I Have Become by Gia279 reviews
One-shot song-fics about Derek. Chlerek.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,403 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Double Confusion by EternityAwaitsMe reviews
Chloe is sitting, alone, thinking about her feelings for Derek. Derek is standing alone at the edge of the forest, looking at Chloe, thinking about his feelings for her. Will they actually talk to each other? DerekxChloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,117 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S.
These Boots Are by VerbogenVerwogen reviews
Keep those boots on. You're sexy with them on. Mello/Matt. Gift!fic for Shaitanah.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Lights Out by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Snape is fed up of watching Harry and Draco continue to fight so decides to do something about it. They call it a detention. He calls it an intervention. Either way, he's going to really wish he'd not got involved… RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Break To Breathe by Okami Rayne reviews
Neji has always been in control. There's just one problem. It's killing him - and only Shikamaru can tell. But sometimes being pulled back from the edge is just as dangerous as being pushed there. Shikamaru/Neji YAOI PART 1 of BtB series
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 377,330 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Corrupt by ConstantSnow reviews
'There was no denying it, no avoiding it, ignoring it or forgetting it. Not that Harry wanted to do any of those things. This blinding pleasure was not something Harry wanted to ever give up...' Mature Rating, Slash Pairing. Requested fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Tell Me True by intheclosetcontest reviews
Jasper Swan would do anything to help his sister Bella, even if it means making nice with her jerk of an ex-boyfriend, Edward Masen. What would Edward be willing to do? AH JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,926 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Allure by sillysac reviews
Something in the air changed...as his hand brushed my upper arm softly. The heat from the afternoon disappeared, as if I had been plunged into a freezer. Goosebumps erupted across my skin. Patch froze, sensing the difference too. "Your skin is cold."
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,985 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Complete
The Kinsey Scale by intheclosetcontest reviews
Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Derek and Chloe Oneshot by Wickedlyvibrant23 reviews
Okay, NOT a Oneshot anymore! Lets see, definitely some Chlerek tension! Plus, mother/daughter love, Enright Style! :
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,523 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Chloe S., Tori - Complete
Need You Now by OCDJen reviews
After eight years, Jasper's heart is broken. Can it ever be mended? Written for FGB, AH, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Friend Like Me by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Bloodflowers by silhouetics reviews
Both suffering from traumatic pasts, Edward and Bella meet in a psychiatric asylum in Seattle. Will they be able to heal each others wounds, or is hope lost for them both? OOC. Disturbing themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 61,289 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Madness Most Discreet by intheclosetcontest reviews
I'm pretty sure Edward Cullen hates my guts. It's the way he looks at me, the way he stares so intensely. If that were the extent of the problem it would be easy to ignore, but it's not. Because I'm pretty sure I'm in love with him. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Rough Seas by MySlashyFriend reviews
Edward begins his new career as a seaman, only to discover a side of him he never knew existed. Originally written as a one-shot for the Tattward Contest. Chapter 3 is for cosmo9 and ArcadianMaggie. AU/AH, OOC, SLASH, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,556 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Imperio by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Draco would have been proud of just how fast he could curse, if it wasn't Harry Potter he'd just accidentally hit with an Unforgivable... WARNINGS: mature sexual content and bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,035 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lie With Me by reve2weaver reviews
Jasper has learned that you can get what you want, when you know what people want from you. The only thing Jasper wants is to know what that arrogant Edward Masen wants from him. JxE one-shot entry for SlashBackslash Contest 2.0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
OPERATION: Breakup by tiffaninichole reviews
Finalist in the Slash/Backslash 2 Contest! It's easy to say that Jasper & Edward hate each other because it's an absolute truth. Despite their mutual disdain, they agree to combine forces for one purpose: to break up their best friends. Will they succeed?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,888 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Complications by agony-fairy reviews
Chloe gets pregnant while at the safehouse. What happens to her and Derek? And what powers does the baby have?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,066 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A Night in Vienna by Zigster reviews
Won 3rd Place in the Plot Bunny Contest! Ed, Jas, Seth, and Emmett are in a band that has been touring for months. But Ed and Jasper have been fighting for most of that time. One day, they get left behind and are forced to deal with their frustration.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Scintillating Pattern by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has had a crush on his older brother's best friend, Garrett, for years. When he finds himself sharing an apartment with Garrett, it seems he just might get what he wants - but things aren't always what they seem. Written for theladyingrey42.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
Dead Battery by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Written for OnTheTurningAway's birthday :D It's the middle of the night, you're in the middle of nowhere and the car won't start. What do you do? AH, E/J, NC-17, slash well, duh .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,011 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 5,289 - Follows: 5,329 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Showers and Shenanigans by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. All Harry wants is a nice, relaxing shower during which he will most certainly not think about Draco Malfoy. Easy, right? Warnings for mature sexual content and rogue shampoo.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,295 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Lovers and Whores by Touchstone67 reviews
A BDSM/forced feminization/humiliation written for Dannie's birthday. Domsper has to regrettfully punish subward, but there are revelations during the session that will change them both forever. Rated M for language, sexual situations
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Reckless Abandon by Phantom Gypsy reviews
"Y'know, your belt buckle makes this really uncomfortable," Matt said, shifting his head from side to side, seemingly oblivious that he was practically lying on Mello's crotch. Mello, however, was painfully aware of the fact. Yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Bad Habits by KolKolKol reviews
L has to break the habit of biting his nails, so Light has a plan to distract him for a bit. Rated M for a very, very good reason! Warnings: explicit smut and probably no plot at all.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Belief in Ghosts by xx-intothewind reviews
Jasper befriends eccentric and mysterious Edward Cullen. However, when one falls for the other, tensions arise, and the pair start to struggle. Who will break first? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,699 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Seven Minutes in Heaven by tuesdaymidnight reviews
High school senior Edward just found out that his long-standing crush on classmate Jasper is mutual, but he is mortified that their first kiss may occur inside a closet. Little does he know what that one kiss will ignite. AU, AH, OOC. E/J Slash. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 112,206 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Things that were left behind by naturegirlrocks reviews
Angsty One-shot: Draco is out after five years in Azkaban, he is not allowed to work as a wizard. One night Harry sees him among the prostitutes of Knockturn Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
This Summer by tiffaninichole reviews
Won 2nd place in the Alt. Shipper Contest! As a spoiled heiress, Bella is a handful. Her parents, growing sick of her unappreciative attitude, decide to teach their daughter a lesson by sending her away for the summer to work on a little farm in Texas...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,281 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Taste of Chocolate by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello loved chocolate. This, hopefully, was news to no one, because anyone who spent more than a few seconds in his presence would notice the way he treated the confection. MelloxMatt oneshot, Matt POV. Fluff and language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The next logical course of action by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. It would have been manipulation, if Draco actually knew what he was doing. Warnings for bad language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh, shut up by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Like hell is Draco going to trust Harry to keep his mouth shut. Warnings for silliness, bad language and bickering.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Motorcycles by Pastiche Pen reviews
From NM: "The anger was what I wanted to hear—false, fabricated evidence that he cared, a dubious gift from my subconscious." Vamp-AU. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Bella - Complete
Chromaticity by shoefreak37 reviews
Chromaticity: the quality of a color as determined by its dominant wavelength and its purity. Edward finds that compartmentalizing his life in shades of color doesn't make it any easier to live. Slash/AH First Place in the Twislash Unveiled Slash Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Reckoneding by enosselesueht reviews
This is just an idea of how the Reckoning could go. A bit of fluff, action and definately romance a little lemony maybe . Making it up as I go along. If you have any ideas let me know.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S.
What Binds Them by Azurevi reviews
At the safe house Chloe has been trying to have as normal of a life as she can, but problems with her powers throw a wrench in her attempts. With only the boys as trustworthy allies she and a certain moody werewolf will have to work together to survive.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,183 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Misunderstanding by Axelrocks reviews
It's been a month since they defeated the Edison Group. Any day now Simon will ask Chloe out. But what happens when Derek leaves? And Simon tells her the unexpected?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,075 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Fire and Flowers by Ivyshadow reviews
Although she felt her heartbeat strong in her chest, Meggie knew her heart was not whole. It was divided between two boys. And Meggie did not know which piece was stronger, which beat was louder.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,531 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Meggie F., Farid - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by darker.x.than.x.black reviews
“I can’t believe I’m actually doing this. Am I really that desperate for acceptance, to go and help Derek with GIRL advice?-- Great, now I‘m caught up in the middle”-Tori. Continuing from the 2nd book. Full summary inside.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,956 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Foolish by Kayka-chan reviews
Derek is such a foolish person. Honestly. DerekXChloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,883 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
It's Just a Flesh Wound by Zigster reviews
The need for a band-aid can cause a crush. Edward cuts his finger, and a strange, overenthusiastic boy offers to help. Entry for the AwkWard contest. AH/AU Hookahs and spit-takes abound.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Alpha Xi Omega by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Cullen is a college sophomore enjoying the typical fraternity life with the added complication of being gay. When he finds himself obsessing over one of his frat brothers, he wonders just how possible his fantasies might be. Support Stacie, ExJ, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,282 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 108 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Nothing Can Hurt You by Alive.Despite.theWorld reviews
Rated M/smuuuut, slash, mansex. Whatever you call it. FWxGW, don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Fred W., George W.
Mud by DustFactory reviews
[HPTR] Red and Green, together they make mud. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,957 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Little Margot: Matchmaker by Zigster reviews
Won 1st Place in No Bella Allowed Contest! Alice is a ballerina recovering from an injury. Edward is her loyal partner but Alice knows that he deserves more. That's why she plans to hand him her brother, Jasper, on a silver platter. Luckily, he's in town.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The Pack by Beautyandthebooks reviews
What would have happened if, in The Awakening, Derek and Chloe had run into the Pack. Would they have been helped or punished? Would Derek find what he's been looking for? This is one for the Derek and Jeremy fans. Pack from Otherworld series.
Crossover - Women of the Otherworld & Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Chloe S.
Bloody Bonds by Shay-sama reviews
Snow broods on her beginnings and bonds made in blood. Will Vlad ever realize...Will Meredith ever... So many things to think about when your bonded to a vampire.
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Vladimir Tod, Snow
Dense by Digitallace reviews
Draco reflects on how dense his new potions partner is. Warning for explicit content and table sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,935 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
On a Clear Day by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43,663 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It Can Get Pretty Ugly When You're Extra Special by SarahxEmmett reviews
Takes place after Specials but before Extras. Instead of Zane dying, like everyone believes, he was created into a superhuman. More lethal than the most dangerous Special. Good thing he never disobeys his orders... right?
Uglies - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,356 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009
Apples and Cinnamon by evieeden reviews
My entry in the ‘I Get Off In Volterra Contest’. Demetri is the Volturi’s expert tracker, capable of finding anyone, but there’s only one woman that he wants to hunt down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Demetri, Heidi - Complete
Mine by Lily-Finn178 reviews
Chlerek-ish/ It’s this thing about werewolves. We like claiming things so much that we grow a tad too protective when others encroach on what we believe is ours. And this wolf--Liam--he was getting a little too close to what I had claimed as mine.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Second Chance by DreamingInColour reviews
Of all the possible ways he could die Draco never would have thought a single olive would lead to his demise. But when he is offered a second chance at life he eagerly accepts. Too bad his second chance comes with an unexpected condition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Forgiving by Eruaphadriel reviews
I shouldn’t have been scared of the house. Derek promised we’d be safe. Now he's missing and the Edison Group has coincidentally stopped their search for us. What's worse is that I think I've seen him. So I'm taking off to find him; to be sure he is alive
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,070 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Catching Up by s.94 reviews
Chloe and Derek have been friends since they were little kids, but now Derek is avoiding Chloe. Can she figure out why and salvage their friendship? AU / OOC
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas by MySlashyFriend reviews
Twelve days that changed privileged and underachieving Edward Cullen's life. Slash with a touch of crack. For Telrracs - Merry Christmas, bb. And Happy Holidays everyone!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Into the Open by avioleta reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash Contest. All in all, I’d say I got off pretty good as far as the roommate situation was concerned. Of course, it took me a while to realize just how well matched we actually were. AH/ExJ. SLASH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Hide and Seek by shoefreak37 reviews
This is how the grownups play Hide and Seek. Come play. Slash/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Demetri, Edward - Complete
The Lone Wolf by wolfiebutcher reviews
Victor, a loner who seeks revenge on a man who killed his parents when he was 6. After this, he tries to clean up his life.
100% Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2009
The Rabbit by Zigster reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash one-shot contest. Jasper is a cardsharp who knows his strengths and never lets down his guard. Edward is the rabbit that gets paired with him for a one-on-one game of cards. You decide who gets played.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Power by OfTheDamned reviews
Jasper is tired of Edward boasting about his mind-reading, and tries to prove that his empathic abilities are more powerful. Slash, M for citrusy consequences. Judge's Pick for Best Vamp in the Slash Backslash Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 81 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
How to Fall Out of Love by testosterone-tea reviews
Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rose story by Silverfur reviews
the story of my dog's life.
100% Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/21/2009
Biting the Hand that Feeds by Gia279 reviews
After arriving at the safehouse Chloe, Tori, Simon and Derek are told that they won't be part of the raid on the because they arn't trained. To prove everyone wrong and get a taste of the action, they undergoes weeks of rigorous in order to be ready.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Crushlicker by MySlashyFriend reviews
Jasper has a crush on his roommate. He wants to lick him. One-shot entry For the Love of Jasper Contest. AU/AH. Non-graphic, Slashper cuteness.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Never Like This by salacious-smiles reviews
BEST DRY HUMP IN THE SLASH BACKSLASH COMPETITION. Carlisle adopted Edward at seventeen, seeing something in him that caught his attention. But, what if he got his perspective wrong? What if Edward was meant to be something more to him? More than a son?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 627 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harmless? by ringerxo reviews
Edward Masen is on a mission; Jasper Whitlock never knew what his mission was. A bus ride brings them together, in more ways than one. -Tattward and Inkella entry- AU/AH/OOC, Slash, lemonerific.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,951 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The Shower by Jenny L reviews
Derek's thoughts as he listens to Chloe take a shower. *Third Chapter Added* Rated M because of sexual content. I own nothing Damn it! Reviews and criticism welcome! Hope you enjoy it and thanks for reading!
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
The Ties That Bind Us by faithwood reviews
An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,405 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Damaged by FableLiterature reviews
He gazed out over the factory floor. The smell of the room was metallic and musty. Only a few emergency lights and exit signs glowed around him. Below, the saw blade was hissing. His hands gripped the railing and he looked down into the jaws of the beast.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
The Ghosts Parade by Rinkinkirs reviews
I dreamed of meeting him again for years. We would be so happy together, Jasper and I. I never considered the possibility that he had moved on. Edward/Jasper. Deranged Edward. No vampirism.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Want by Sara's Girl reviews
Sirius is confused, Regulus is evil, and it's just too HOT. AU. Plotless smut. Warnings aplenty. Sirius/Regulus. SLASH. BLACKCEST. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Chocolate by BlankCanvas23 reviews
Inspired by Mello's love of chocolate, Matt decides to create a chocolate masterpiece. But it doesn't turn out the way he want's it to... Rated M. Slash. A gift fic for JoysOfL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Paradigm by Cheryl Dyson reviews
In my quest to conquer all possible Harry/Draco cliches, I present my Rentboy!Draco fic. *evil smirk* Harry is an Auror and Draco is a Rentboy. This is not a typical rentboy story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,013 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Haunting by Sara's Girl reviews
As Theo Nott’s study partner, Harry finds out more than he ever wanted to know about Slytherin traditions. HPDM slash. Harry/Theo friendship. Ridiculous, silly fluff. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Adventures in Babysitting by Anna Fugazzi reviews
The Auror Corps provides Harry with a profession that's highly dangerous, demanding, and glamorous. Except when it's not. No babies were babysat and no Icelanders were harmed in the making of this fic. Tents may have been traumatized.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,285 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unnatural by Moth Gypsy reviews
-the guilt, the whirling self doubt, the all too exquisite sensation that came with the bloom, the explosion beneath his skin of unforgiving pain. And Sasuke knew in an instant that he was addicted. Yaoi, OroSasu and one sided SasuIta. Sortof rape :x
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Only Fools Rush In by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Who Shagged Harry Potter? by faithwood reviews
One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 125 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mine by Digitallace reviews
D/H smutty One Shot. - Harry finds himself wanting the one person that is completely off limits to him. Draco Malfoy. Story begins immediately after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Healing Therapy by faithwood reviews
Harry is sick, but Draco knows how to make him feel better. Humour. Fluff. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Adrift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This was supposed to be a swashbuckling pirate story. It sort of took a turn into Whaaaaa? but it's now my favorite, so I guess it's not all bad... Anyway, Auror Harry takes a vacation and runs into Pirate Draco. This fic contains MATURE content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seducing Draco Malfoy by faithwood reviews
The first time Harry Potter appeared on his doorstep, Draco was only slightly miffed. The second time, Draco was quite miffed and quite surprised. The third time, Draco was downright shocked. HPDM. SLASH. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Curiosity by kelseymetro reviews
A muffled sound suddenly echoed from a door to Harry’s left. He nearly jumped out of his skin before approaching the door warily. The noise sounded again and it oddly seemed like...moaning' HarryDraco Slash. Finished! AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Temptation by FableLiterature reviews
“I Sirius Black, love thee Remus Lupin.” Remus rolled his eyes. “Padfoot, you're drunk, stop talking nonsense.” RL.SB.SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Love Potion Number 9 by Don't Bite the Sun reviews
Um...well, Fred, George, & Lee--the idiots--have a love potion...and they give it to two boys, quote "just to see what would happen" end quote, who are, um...maybe SLIGHTLY horny...and uh...things devolve from there. H/D slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Homemade Chocolate by Insomnia On High reviews
Matt is too lazy to go out and buy chocolate, so he makes some himself. Mello is unable to wait, and ends up in a...tight situation. Yaoi! Yay! X3 MattxMello, what else?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,818 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 3,875 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Anniversary by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Oneshot sequel in three parts for Bond. Timestamp meme for Calíope Amphora, who asked for a story set postBond, for the boys' first anniversary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mine by Hidden Desire reviews
Harry only wanted to wipe out that expression from the blond's face. HD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3168 - Favs: 5,997 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let's Pretend the War Is Over by pir8fancier reviews
Draco spends all day trying not to go crazy, Harry is king of takeaway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,411 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete