Shmarah
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Joined 11-25-09, id: 2157299, Profile Updated: 08-01-12
Author has written 7 stories for Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Lucky Star, and Touhou Project.

THIS PROFILE IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

But it's always underconstruction!


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I have a thing for really short Touhou stories with really cheesy and girly concepts that one would think would only appeal to the minority girl part of our fandom... But hey, as it turns out, loving lolitas with emotions doesn't make you any less manly!

I occasionally get ideas for other stories, but those are mostly on whims or on days where I just need to get my fandom feels out, in the form of writing. Like... like one-night stands.

Touhou, however?

Forever waifu. Waifus.

I love Marisa's entire harem and my favorite character alternates weekly. I hope you enjoy what I write...!
Constructive criticism is always helpful at my age. (Yes, I'm a girl, fourteen years old, still in school, serious Touhou fan. Shoot me. With danmaku, preferably.)

Find Me, Stalkers:

On Deviantart: http://teh-shmarah.deviantart.com/
On Tumblr: http://shmudges.tumblr.com/
The ask blog I run: http://askameliabedelia.tumblr.com/

Currently actually working on:

Gensokyo's Off Days (till the end of time, or at least until Utsuho gives everyone cancer)

Lactose Intolerant (I should be updating pretty regularly)

An Illegal Immigrant's Lending Library (I'LL FINISH I SWEAR)


BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND REMEMBER, ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!

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Gensoukyo Shorts by Iced Fairy reviews
Short stories made for a weekly writing contest. This time: The differences between laws and justice
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,840 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 7/20/2010
Mise en Place by Achariyth1 reviews
Keine and Mokou's dream restaurant is going under, thanks in no small part to Kaguya's new Bamboo Child cafe. Can Mystia turn things around before Mokou decides to add a night sparrow special to tonight's menu?
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Mystia L.
Heart of an Angel by Dark Side of the World reviews
Yutaka is conditioned with a heart disease that only a miracle can save her. Torn by this, Minami is forced to suffer her own emotional anguish while finding her true feelings... Epilogue Up
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,209 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Minami I., Yutaka K. - Complete
Fairy Rings by Mizuki-xXx-Moe reviews
America wakes up to hear his boyfriend scream, only to run out and spot a circle of mushrooms? Why on earth is England so shaken up? US/UK. Human Names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/1/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Hallow Horror by AirbrushedGolem reviews
A chilling Halloween tale based in AC. Yan belongs to me.
Animal Crossing - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Who's in Love with Who Now? by Ysavvryl reviews
Rumors of love are flying in the air. But what's the truth behind all the gossip?
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Past Recollection by Ancalime8301 reviews
Following an injury during a case, Watson's memory comes back slowly, but there are some things he doesn't remember... Mild H/W.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! by BoxOfScraps reviews
Well...not anymore...R.I.P, Billy. We miss you.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Complete
Because I'm Broken by LivingInImaginary reviews
Everything was in ruins, her perfect life slipping through her fingers like water. Rated T for language, and maybe other things in future chapters.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,430 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Sonny M.
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Lactose Intolerant reviews
Four girls at a kotatsu, one question: If you love your little sister, why is she locked in the basement, exactly? No, why is she insane, exactly? No, no, here's the question: what kind of vampire IS that psycho-ward patient, exactly? Alright, so three questions. Remilia Scarlet almost wishes she were unable to provide the answers.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Remilia S., Flandre S.
Gensokyo's Off Days reviews
The moon doesn't get stolen every day, you know, and everyone in Gensokyo—that's quite a lot of characters there—has a relatively insignificant story or two to tell.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,038 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Reimu H., Marisa K.
The Complete PokéManual to Being a Partner Pokemon reviews
You dream of becoming a partner pokemon? That works side by side a ranger fighting crime? This complete Poke-manual must be for you. Written by a VERY cool Gardevoir. Er... I mean Gallade. Who wants to take over the world! Ahh, this old thing is so funny.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Gallade/Erlade, Gardevoir/Sirknight - Complete
The Illegal Immigrant's Lending Library reviews
"After she 'donated' a plethora of books from the world across the border, that gap hag, Marisa didn't fail to take notice. Now that the book thief's fallen in love with what's outside the outside, how can I follow if I can't even brave the front lawn?"
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Marisa K., Patchouli K.
It Wasn't Suicide reviews
"It's not like I didn't know it was going to happen, but what will forever bother me is the heart-stabbing words I said to her before she faded into midnight and out of my life forever. She's gone, and it was my fault. But I'll fix that." MariAri Oneshot
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alice M., Marisa K. - Complete
The Top 10 Ways to say 'I Love You' reviews
Akira's writing an article for Comptiq about romance, Minoru's admitted to the infirmary AGAIN, their producer acts like a total fangirl set on getting them together, and I'm writing a short Shirakira story. So nothing explodes...wish on your lucky star!
Lucky Star - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Minoru S., Akira K. - Complete
The Coffee's Bitter, but We've No Sugar reviews
Things are being stolen by and invisible thief left and right, and Celeste has nothing but an insane human best friend, a mysterious note, and the return of love for a pigeon she's only knows how to hate. Oh, what she would do for a cup of coffee! ACWW
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,250 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Brewster, Celeste