A Bullfrog's Worst Nightmare
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Joined 11-25-09, id: 2157346, Profile Updated: 03-25-14
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter.


My name is Emily, I'm 18 and happily taken. I'm currently interested in pursuing a career in law enforcement. Besides writing, I love photography, drawing, reading, video games, music, and running. I'm apathetic, sarcastic, and a bit of an asshole, but for the most part I try to be nice to everyone. I'm a fantastic Snapchat artist. I'm very social in person but not really over the Internet because I get lazy with the replying.

I'm not really into fanfiction as much as I used to be (ahem middle school), but from time to time I like to come back and write a little to get back into practice because there are times where I stop writing for months. So if I disappear for a long time, that's why. I'll return in like 6 months to a year.

The History of A Bullfrog's Worst Nightmare

Let me tell you a little something about my time here. It all started the spring of 6th grade when I discovered that there is such a thing called fanfiction and this website and I thought it was the greatest thing to ever be invented because this was around the same time Harry Potter concluded and I was happy that I could continue to read about the characters, despite the series being over. I contently just read and lurked around on this site. Until in the very beginning of 8th grade, I was inspired by the user The One Called Demetra from the Artemis Fowl archive to create my own account.

Like that user, I too was getting a little sick of seeing poorly written stories and I also wanted to provide criticism. However, she probably wasn't the best role model for me in terms of constructive criticism because I ended up mimicking her rude flaming. I also joined two forums dedicating to flaming others. Like the arrogant 8th grader I was, I was proud of this and thought I was the greatest critic in the world. So that happened for about 3 months. That account was abandoned. Gone forever, thank the good Lord. I flamed in the Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Twilight, and Artemis Fowl archives.

Still in 8th grade, after abandoning my career of being an asshole on the Internet, I created a brand new account and I decided to finally write my own stories. I wrote one multi-chapter story for Twilight with an attempted plot that was never finished and 12 Crack!fics for Maximum Ride and Percy Jackson & the Olympians, and the first chapter for another what was supposed to be a multi-chapter Artemis Fowl story that crashed and burned. If you don't know what a Crack!fic is, it's basically a "story" where all the characters are out of character and weird messed up events occur. There's no plot, no nothing. Just a bunch of random crap spewed everywhere. Unfortunately, the only stories from this account that got popular and big followings were of course the Crack!fics. This account was then abandoned end of 8th grade.

This account was created as a backup account while I was flaming people and was left unused until December of my freshmen year of high school and has been active sporadically since then. I have written for Harry Potter, Twilight, Maximum Ride, Percy Jackson & the Olympians, and Artemis Fowl. I'm also a fan of Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, Airborne, and the Legend of Zelda.

Constructive Criticism


I love to review people because I know what it's like to work so hard on a story an either get no reviews at all or a bunch that don't give me accurate feedback. So I review a lot. I will read anything, I don't care what it's about, what the pairings are, how well written it is, I don't care. I am very honest and try my best to provide helpful guidance in a polite manner. I am in no way an expert and I also have very flawed writing. I'm not trying to insult anyone but if you feel insulted then I apologize whole-heartedly. You do not have to take my advice and it's perfectly okay to disagree with me. Many times I get lazy and throw out a quick couple lines of a review, by the way.

I'm not a beta reader. I can barely stay on top of my own writing.

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I'm on these websites below. I will follow you back if you tell me to.




Pinterest (I don't use this as much as the others)

If I really like you, I have an Instagram.

I, A Bullfrog's Worst Nightmare, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum.

Challenges I'm Currently In

None at the moment.

Avatar picture is not mine*

Blink 182, wiener dogs, and milkshakes are the reason I breathe.

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If No One Will Listen by ladia2287 reviews
“So,” he murmured, his voice trembling with rage, “you’d rather go out with a mudblood than me." “That’s exactly what I just said,” Astoria replied, a hint of sarcasm evident in her tone. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Unnatural reviews
"She didn't think it was humanly possible for two people to be so attached to one another. It was disgusting and unnatural."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
The Man With No Face reviews
He came for her on a dark and rainy night. He came for them, the faceless man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Flower Petals reviews
He had no one to blame but himself. He broke her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Box reviews
It was a strange obsession she had...that box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
In the Shadows reviews
She took great comfort in living in her sister's shadow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Daphne G., Astoria G. - Complete
The Girl in the Green Dress reviews
"He could never erase the image of the only girlfriend he had ever had, on top of his best friend in the common room with next to no clothes on, and placing wet kisses along his bare skin."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Theodore N., Daphne G. - Complete
Dead Fingers reviews
AU fic, slight slash. He was always going to play an important role in his quest for control. Always
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Half Of What You See reviews
The day she truly died, was the day she stopped believing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
The Window reviews
It was the first sign of freedom, the first sign of hope. It was the first time she thought she was finally going to be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Merope G. - Complete
Wasting Your Freedom reviews
Was he worth the tears, Rose? Written for the 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 challenge from the HPFC forum. 10 short drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Her Delicate Secret reviews
"It didn't take long before it became an everyday ritual to her..." Written for the Controversial Challenge at the HPFC. Rated for language and mentions of bulimia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Living by the Books reviews
"Dear Hermione from 10 years ago, Knowing everything...isn't everything." Written for the "A Letter from my Hogwarts Days" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Tomorrow Will Come reviews
"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, and the birds are singing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Theodore N., Tracey D. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Kisses reviews
Theodore Nott has been kissed seven times, each one leaving him feeling bitter and worthless. -Discontinued-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Theodore N.
Delicious Cockroaches reviews
Kissing Loony Lovegood was not something Ron wanted to do. Kissing Loony Lovegood after she's eaten an entire bag of Cockroach Clusters was certainly not any better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete