A Bullfrog's Worst Nightmare
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Joined 11-25-09, id: 2157346, Profile Updated: 10-01-14
Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter.

Emily. 18. Slytherin. Shipper of every ship.


About Me

I'm a college student currently studying law enforcement and I have been writing fanfiction and original works since I was 12 years old. I will read and write any and all ships, however my current favorite ones (and most normal) are Draco/Astoria and Scorpius/Rose. I'm a huge Magic: the gathering player, I'm a runner, a lover of all things Netflix, and of course I love to read and write. I usually write fantasy, sci-fi, horror, mystery, and steampunk when I write original works. I'm not sure what y'all be interested in knowing about me but you can PM with any questions you have, I swear I'm friendly. xD

I think the most depressing part of the Deathly Hallows is the description of Malfoy's receding hairline. RIP beautiful hair. I cry every time.


My Stories

I have a lot of stories posted here from when I was 14-16 and I like to think my writing had improved since then. I'm leaving them up but I can't promise you they're any good. I plan on creating works again and posting regularly. I will always be posting submissions for challenges/competitions. Please leave any feedback you'd like, it's all appreciated.

Current Multi-Chapter Fic(s)-

Insufferable- Rose has been looking forward to finding out who her soulmate is since she was old enough to go to her first soulmate finding event in Diagon Alley. However, she is dismayed that her soulmate turns out to be Scorpius Malfoy, a boy who she has never been a big fan of. Now she has to deal with Scorpius' countless attempts in courting her. Once you've found your soulmate, you aren't able to fall in love with anyone else. Rose is determined to against wizarding law, but the law itself might change in her favor on its own. Or so she thinks.


Where to Find Me

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Yup, that's it. That's the only other website I go on. Probably easier to get a hold of me there than on here.


I, A Bullfrog's Worst Nightmare, have challenged myself! I'm proud to be a part of the HPFC forum. Since December 2010.


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Frozen Hearts and Flames of Love by AstoriaAliceMalfoy reviews
Two years ago Astoria Greengrass was practically invisible to everyone. Now she has a boyfriend, friends and of course, Draco Malfoy who she shares a complicated relationship with. Astoria thought that things would be easy once the war was over but she has never been quite so wrong. Sequel to "For Every Frozen Heart" (includes a recap for those who have not read the previous part)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,120 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Draco M., Astoria G.
The Malfoy Alphabet by enchanted.teapot reviews
Rose Weasley has twenty-six very good reasons why NOT to fall for Scorpius Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,346 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
For Every Frozen Heart by AstoriaAliceMalfoy reviews
Astoria, the invisible girl, who, in Draco's 6th year, proves to be more than just a Slytherin who's friends with llows Astoria and Draco, starting from Draco's 6th year to the war and possibly beyond. Draco/Astoria.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,486 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] - Complete
Lead Me by lizzagna reviews
Moments between Draco and Astoria, bouncing back and forth from their days at Hogwarts to their marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,599 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Will You Be My Friend? by Captainraychill reviews
Draco's not as smooth as everyone thinks. Asteria's not as sweet as she seems. Perhaps, with a little help from the unicorns, they'll discover they're perfect for each other. VERY FLUFFY STORY! COMPLETE. Rated M for sex and language. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
The House That Cedric Built by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Draco didn't think there was much reason to hope for a better future. Astoria proved him wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,673 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
If No One Will Listen by ladia2287 reviews
“So,” he murmured, his voice trembling with rage, “you’d rather go out with a mudblood than me." “That’s exactly what I just said,” Astoria replied, a hint of sarcasm evident in her tone. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Five Ways Draco and Astoria Never Met by Lexie the Dreamer reviews
Five chapters, five places, five ways they could have met. Features psychoanalysis, awkwardness, an unexpected kiss, burned robes and a hope for the future. Sixth chapter is an epilogue. Draco/Astoria
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,949 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Draco M., Astoria G.] [Daphne G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Insufferable reviews
"Would you look at that, Weasley. Looks like you're going to be stuck with me forever," said the haughty voice of Scorpius Malfoy. "You're going to love being my wife! You get to bring me dinner and warm my bed for me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,499 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.]
Hasty Celebrations reviews
An overwhelming amount of happiness that influenced his thoughts and decisions caused him to grab a hold of his seeker and kiss him. It was a conclusion the whole team, and even Oliver himself, knew wasn't quite right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2014 - [Harry P., Oliver W.] - Complete
Mother of Two reviews
Druella Black was once the proud mother of three beautiful daughters, but after that night, she became Druella Black, the broken mother of two beautiful daughters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Andromeda T., Druella B. - Complete
Nowhere
The Black family had no place for a squib like him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Marius B. - Complete
Knickers reviews
So there I was, down the hall from Slughorn's party, shoved against the wall and Malfoy was spitting insults at me. Nothing in the world could have prepared us both for the genius, and only, comeback I could muster. "I'm not wearing knickers, Malfoy." Oh, God, do I hate myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Astoria G., Draco M.] - Complete
Unnatural reviews
"She didn't think it was humanly possible for two people to be so attached to one another. It was disgusting and unnatural."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
The Man With No Face reviews
He came for her on a dark and rainy night. He came for them, the faceless man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Flower Petals reviews
He had no one to blame but himself. He broke her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
The Box reviews
It was a strange obsession she had...that box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
In the Shadows reviews
She took great comfort in living in her sister's shadow
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Daphne G., Astoria G. - Complete
The Girl in the Green Dress reviews
"He could never erase the image of the only girlfriend he had ever had, on top of his best friend in the common room with next to no clothes on, and placing wet kisses along his bare skin."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Theodore N., Daphne G. - Complete
Dead Fingers reviews
AU fic, slight slash. He was always going to play an important role in his quest for control. Always
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Half Of What You See reviews
The day she truly died, was the day she stopped believing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
The Window reviews
It was the first sign of freedom, the first sign of hope. It was the first time she thought she was finally going to be happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Merope G. - Complete
Wasting Your Freedom reviews
Was he worth the tears, Rose? Written for the 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 challenge from the HPFC forum. 10 short drabbles.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Her Delicate Secret reviews
"It didn't take long before it became an everyday ritual to her..." Written for the Controversial Challenge at the HPFC. Rated for language and mentions of bulimia
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Living by the Books reviews
"Dear Hermione from 10 years ago, Knowing everything...isn't everything." Written for the "A Letter from my Hogwarts Days" challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Tomorrow Will Come reviews
"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, and the birds are singing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Theodore N., Tracey D. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Kisses reviews
Theodore Nott has been kissed seven times, each one leaving him feeling bitter and worthless. -Discontinued-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Theodore N.
Delicious Cockroaches reviews
Kissing Loony Lovegood was not something Ron wanted to do. Kissing Loony Lovegood after she's eaten an entire bag of Cockroach Clusters was certainly not any better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete