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SENECA CRANE'S BEARD= HOT SEX!!! yes, you read it right :)


I got this from Cinderpelt1998.. but have seen it on a bunch of other people's pages.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your favorite book, in no particular order.

1. Squirrelflight

2.Brambleclaw

3. Jayfeather

4. Heathertail

5. Sandstorm

6. Ravenpaw

7. Firestar

8. Stormfur

9. Bluestar

10. Tawnypelt

11. Yellowfang

12. Hollyleaf

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ravenpaw/Firestar.

Yes.

2. Do you think Four is cool? How cool?
Heathertail.

Kind of... she's pretty cool!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight killed?

Hollyleaf killed Stormfur?! That would be sad!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Bluestar?! Psh, yeah!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Brambleclaw and Ravenpaw? Uh... no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Sandstorm/Bluestar or Sandstorm/Tawnypelt? If its couples... neither! I don't do femslesh. But Sandstorm/Bluestar if its not.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve talking about wanting to have kits?
Firestar walked in on Brambleclaw and Hollyleaf talking about having kits. Since Firestar thinks that Brambleclaw is Hollyleaf's father, he would probably shout at them and keep them far away from each other.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Jayfeather/Tawnypelt.

Tawnypelt's kits are in trouble, and Littlecloud doesn't know what to do. Its all up to Jayfeather now.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight chemistry?
Squirrelflight and Stormfur? Potentially...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Firestar/Hollyleaf

Concerning Events

11. Do any of your friends hate Three yet?
Jayfeather? If they did, I would KILL them! (JK)

12. Do any of your friends write about or draw Eleven?
Yellowfang? Dunno... probably not.

13. Would any of your friends write about Two/Four/Five?
Brambleclaw/Heathertail/Sandstorm? It would be something I would write, not my friends.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Stormfur. You Are Not Alone, by Michael Jackson. After all the things about Brook and Feathertail, and all the moving he and Brook have done.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would it be about?
Squirrelflight/Ravenpaw/Hollyleaf.

Squirrelflight turns out to not be Hollyleaf's real mother, so Hollyleaf runs away to live with Ravenpaw and Barley.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Sandstorm. A few days ago.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). (2) becomes jealous and plots revenge on (1) along with his/her best friend, (10). They raid (1)'s den and steal all his/her prey. (8) catches them and tells (1). He/she calls on (6) and he/she gets them exiled. (1) and (3) are happy again.


Squirrelflight and Firestar are in a happy relationship until Bluestar runs off with Heathertail. Squirrelflight, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Yellowfang and a brief unhappy affair with Hollyleaf, then follows the wise advice of Sandstorm and finds true love with Jayfeather. Brambleclaw becomes jealous and plots revenge on Squirrelflight along with his best friend, Tawnypelt. They raid Squirrelflight's den and steal all her prey. Stormfur catches them and tells Squirrelflight. She calls on Ravenpaw and he gets them exiled. Squirrelflight and Jayfeather are happy again.

What title would you give this fic?

Incest, Lesbianism, and Other Odd Things.

OR-

Does the Warrior Code Matter Anymore?

OR JUST-

Weird Warriors Wash-Up (Its all Wishy-Washy)

18. How would you feel if Seven and Eight lead BloodClan to battle the clans?

Firestar and Stormfur? Confused... (Do they even KNOW each other then? Is Stormfur even BORN?! Oh, wait... he is...)

That was fun... Let's do it again!

1. Breezepelt

2. Ashfur

3. Stoneteller

4. Leafpool

5. Dovewing

6. Barley

7. Feathertail

8. Hawkfrost

9. Lionblaze

10. Spottedleaf

11. Tigerstar

12. Whitestorm

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Barley/Tigerstar? Nope.

2. Do you think Four is cool? How cool?

Leafpool! BITCHIN'!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight killed?

Whitestorm got Hawkfrost killed... I like it! :)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Lionblaze. Yes, but only one at the moment.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Ashfur and Barley. Hell no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Dovewing/Lionblaze or Dovewing/Spottedleaf? Dovewing/Lionblaze! All the way! That would be hot and sexy (I'm searching for that).

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve talking about wanting to have kits?

Feathertail walked in on Ashfur and Whitestorm talking about wanting to have kits.

"I don't know what they do here in ThunderClan, but I'm leaving!"

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Stoneteller and Spottedleaf.

When his tribe is in trouble, Stoneteller asks the Tribe of Endless Hunting for help. When Spottedleaf arrives instead of a tribe cat, he finds that the Tribe of Endless Hunting has been wiped out by the Dark Forest! :D

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight chemistry?

Breezepelt/Hawkfrost.

Not in canon, but I wouldn't be surprised if I found a romance story about them.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Feathertail and Whitestorm.

Kindered Stars. (IDK)

11. Do any of your friends hate Three yet?

Stoneteller. I don't think any of my friends read Warriors still.

12. Do any of your friends write about or draw Eleven?

Tigerstar. Same as above. BUT I TOTALLY WOULD! Tigerstar is such a sexy bad boy... JK

13. Would any of your friends write about Two/Four/Five?

Ashfur/Leafpool/Dovewing. Nope, and I wouldn't either.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hawkfrost. Ridin' Dirty.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would it be about?

Breezepelt/Barley/Whitestorm. Whitestorm comes down from StarClan and guides Breezepelt to Barley, where he learns to be a nice, good kitty. :)

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Dovewing. Never. Never searched for her.

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). (2) becomes jealous and plots revenge on (1) along with his/her best friend, (10). They raid (1)'s den and steal all his/her prey. (8) catches them and tells (1). He/she calls on (6) and he/she gets them exiled. (1) and (3) are happy again.

Breezepelt and Feathertail are in a happy relationship until Lionblaze runs off with Leafpool. Breezepelt, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tigerstar and a brief unhappy affair with Whitestorm, then follows the wise advice of Dovewing and finds true love with Stoneteller. Ashfur becomes jealous and plots revenge on Breezepelt along with his best friend, Spottedleaf. They raid Breezepelt's den and steal all his prey. Hawkfrost catches them and tells Breezepelt. He calls on Barley and he gets them exiled. Breezepelt and Stoneteller are happy again.

What title would you give this fic?

Weiner Action (Wiener Action?)

or

Ashfur is Jealous- AGAIN

18. How would you feel if Seven and Eight lead BloodClan to battle the clans?

If Feathertail and Hawkfrost led BloodClan to battle the Clans, I would think that Hawkfrost probably raped or beat Feathertail into helping him, and I would be really sad. :(

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)


I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi, love beer and sauerkraut, and wear a lederhose/dirndl.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm PUNK, so I MUST wear only black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I must worship the DEVIL.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an ALBINO.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS & SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a dick.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I'm a LONER so I must be trying to look deep.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living, so I MUST have something wrong with me
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a GIRL and I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm Pro-Choice so I must hate babies.


This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push (the REALLY funny thing is that it was the same door as above)
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (never give me gum, I'm incapatable with it)
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door (it was a glass door but still)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on (it took me a while to realize it too)
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (constantly)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do (at least weekly. Most recently it was that I went to the fridge to get lunch, then left the fridge without getting any food because I got distracted by the TV)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (yes, it was a roller chair and it rolled out from under my butt)
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (very likely)
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day (Yes! Especially since my school has late-start pretty much every monday. I woke up once, got ready, and walked out the door and realized that nobody else was at the bus stop. At first I thought that I missed it, but then I remembered and face-palmed my face. A whole hour wasted! D: )
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (how is this stupid? There are far more stupider things you could put on a test)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (nope... I keep on telling myself to try it, but I always forget)
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (WHAT?! WHY?!)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Stepped on a step that wasn't there
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (jokes too)
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.


What's Your Warriors Name?

What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character).

Leafpelt (Leafpool & Breezepelt... DIE BREEZEPELT!!)

What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up).

Jalother (Jayfeather, Leafpool, Hollyleaf, Sandstorm)

What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Dark plus your favorite forest animal).

Darkowl

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan).

Windshadow (WindClan & ShadowClan, durr) or maybe... Darkbreeze

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of).

Seneca Crane's Beard

6) The warrior name the website gave you.

Bramblefire

7) What would be your warrior name?

Icefeather

8) What would be your kits' name?

Bluekit & Featherkit

9) What would be you deputy's name?

Clawstalker (He's my mentor-- I never became leader because I was too good for that ;D)

10) What would be your mate's name?

Swiftflight

11) What clan would you be in?

ShadowClan (but I would have some ancestry in WindClan)

12) Sister's name?

Moonshadow

13) Brother's name?

Nightsun


A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer (Taken from ShineTheTribute 's page)

I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

List your twelve favorite Hunger Games characters in no particular order (also taken from ShineTheTribute 's page):

1. Haymitch

2. Seneca

3. Finnick

4. Prim

5. Cinna

6. Peeta

7. Rue

8. Katniss

9. Thresh

10. Clove

11. Gale

12. Seneca's Beard (his costar)

Now answer these questions:

1.Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Peeta/Gale? If its not a pairing, then yes, I have read it.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Prim?! Uh... for one, I'm not lesbian...

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hmmm, if Seneca Crane's Beard got Katniss pregnant then that would be the best character EVER!!! (Except for Seneca Beard's & Cinna's baby)

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Thresh? Hmmm, not really.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Seneca & Peeta... hell yes! ;D

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Cinna/Thresh or Cinna/Clove? Umm... is none of the above an option?

7.What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Rue walked in on Seneca and his beard making out... XD... then the world would explode (after the initial laughing fit). I always knew he had a special connection to it.

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Haymitch/Katniss fluff... yeah, and it gets everywhere!

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Rue/Seneca's Beard. Shaving Kills

10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read Three hot?

(Friends' list??) Finnick!!! If I had a friends' list, then probably (who doesn't think Finnick is hot??)

11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven?

Rue... once again, if I had a friends' list, then probably. Everybody loves Rue!

12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two/Four/Five?
Seneca/Prim/Cinna? No...

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Katniss... Burn Baby Burn by Ash.

14. If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Haymitch/Peeta/Seneca's Beard: WARNING-- contains major drunken outrages and sarcasm. Some facial hair may be disturbing to some readers. Do not read if you don't like frosting.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Cinna. Yesterday. I LURVE CINNA!!!

16. Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Finnick/Clove. He saw her win the 74th Hunger Games. Now Finnick and Clove are being sold into sex together. Can they escape the perverted minds of the Capitol oppressors?

17. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Clove looks up at sky and yells "STAB KATNISS!!"

18. What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

(Clove to Seneca, said in seductive voice) "You can throw my knife anytime,"


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