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Joined 11-25-09, id: 2157678, Profile Updated: 06-14-11
Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUN HAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyedI'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

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Mixed Up and Backwards by Fred-the-Moose reviews
England is never around. France kidnaps America. Can't spell SMUT without the M! I know it's a weird pair, but give it a try! I promise it will be good!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - France, America
Fourth Of July by tmntyyh reviews
Twenty one-shots of pure graphic porn. Warnings are inside.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,842 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Special Candy by KairiHyugaKuchiki reviews
England has denied France's love once again. And Prussia is tired of France crying over it, so he takes matters into his own hands. Asking America for some 'special candy', with some unknown side effects. R&R, mutiple pairings, mpreg. Don't like, don't read.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,834 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/9/2011 - France, England/Britain
From A Bottle by Kate Matty reviews
SLASH. Tony Stark invents a new kind of alcohol that can actually affect Captain America. You know where this is going.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Laugh for Me by RynnaJ reviews
Inspired by a kink meme prompt. When a stressed Russia comes to visit, France tries to find a way to break him out of his temperamental state. An unexpected weakness of the larger nation turns out to be just what France needs to solve the problem.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2012 - France, Russia - Complete
Just What You're Looking For by Roxi2Star reviews
Just what you're looking for. Smutt/Lemon Bondage, Role Play, and other sexy, naughty, nosebleed inducing things
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,161 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Singles by Happymood reviews
My name is Antonio Fernandez Carriedo. I have two best friends. What is special about us? Me and my friends had made a pact: to never, ever, fall in love. That was until I met this Italian boy who seemed to be immune to my flirting... mainly Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 89,701 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Salt, Lime, and Fairies by Bonzai-Bunny reviews
It seems like at America's Halloween party, more is hidden than just faces. FrUs. M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America, France - Complete
Call Me Birdie by callmebirdie reviews
Mattie refuses to give Gil pancakes. Gil finds a way to convince him. One-shot. M rated. Prucan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
High on the London Eye by Tashi Cat reviews
After touring round London, Arthur decides to calm Alfred down by taking him to the London Eye. But while Arthur takes in the view of the city, Alfred takes in a different view of his own. Rated M for Sexual Themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Fleet of Firsts by SomeNavyRecruit reviews
"Would you do me the honor of staying with me, America?" France asked, delivering another kiss while slender fingers wove into rough, ill-treated hair. America/France a couple years after the Declaration of Independence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2011 - America, France - Complete
To be a Teenager Again by xxKeepOnDreamingxx reviews
Arthur turns Francis into a teenager so he couldn't have sex with Matthew as punishment for braking his favorite tea set. Little does he know that Francis has an idea where Him and Matthew can still have sex…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Canada, France
Ice cream by South Park Firefly reviews
England decides that America isn't allowed ice cream unless he eats it off him. USUK Seme England for once . Warning: ice cream smut, lemon boyxboy ONESHOT
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hidden in Plain Sight by UnluckyWriter reviews
America has had sex with every nation...except England. Bored, he decides to embark on a quest to get into a certain Brit's pants by wooing him. An unwilling England is intent on not letting that particular scheme work. Who will win? Main pairing: USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,167 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - America, England/Britain
Bad Babysitter by FanSlewFantasy reviews
Wow. Umm... AU Alfred's mum leaves him at home one night with a 'babysitter', who wants to play a little game. Crazily M. This fic needs about five Ms. Seriously. HARD. If you do not like yaoi or barefaced America-cest, give this fic a miss. FWInside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,100 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/10/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Glitter by Castieldelic reviews
Alfred takes Arthur to a strip club, and gets the best surprise. R and R please, my first smut. :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Pays de l'Amour by TheNewSlenderMan reviews
A drunken America stumbles into France's room demanding that he be taught the ways of love. FrancexAmerica FrancisxAlfred OneShot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - America, France
Party Games and Playing Love by FanSlewFantasy reviews
USxCanxUK threesome. Hard yaoi, DL;DR. Request fic from almost three months ago. My bad. Alfred has a strange request for his birthday, and Matthew is extremely reluctant at first. Eventually though, he is won over.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A 'Quiet' Night by Devin Aiden Teague reviews
Francis settles in for what is supposed to be a quiet night, but plans change when Mathieu needs his help. France/Canada Rated for sexual content and drinking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
The Pocky Game with France and Canada by xxKeepOnDreamingxx reviews
so the is A LITTLE Seme!Canada in this for like...1 min XD lol he doesnt even know he is being the seme for a little bit o.o i how you guys like it! Rated M cuz of well...France XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2011 - France, Canada
A dangerous game by Heatherstar16 reviews
FrUk, England is sick of France coming on to him so he decides to do something about it, will his plan succeed or backfire horribly on him? Rated M for Mature content, lemon and use of the F word, minor bondage, oneshot human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
School Spirit by MaryHammieQ reviews
Arthur Kirkland hates pep rallies with a burning passion. In a search to find peace, he choses to ditch this one. But what happens when he finds his phone flooded with texts from Francis and pictures of- W-Wait... Wha- What the hell is that?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Locker Room Revenge by LxISxAxBABE reviews
Francis Bonnefoy just wanted to go home after a tough day in the IFL... so how did that end up as a threesome in a showerstall? Read and find out, since this summary sucks. FrancexGermanyxAmerica yaoi! Sequel to Weight Room Brawlin'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/8/2011 - France, America - Complete
Upside Down And All Around by dolcespoir reviews
Italy is acting quite strange today and Germany is clueless on what to do. The other nations are shocked at Italy's sudden changes but Romano seems to know something. And what does this all have to do with the date?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Way to a Man's Pants is Through his Stomach by NishiMiya Hiruka reviews
if you get the title, you know what this is about. :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - France, Canada
Cat Jealousy by Smiling Moon reviews
Did England just let it lick his face? That's not fair! Only I, the hero, can kiss and lick my England's face! Wait, is it sticking its tongue at me! Oh, it's on... I am not losing England to you, even if you're a cat! AmericaxEnglandxAmericat
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
France's Revenge by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
France has a score to settle and Canada can help. Lemon, humor, and pissing off England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/18/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Fruk Easter Special by cloudylondon reviews
France is sitting at the bar with his awesome two best friends thinking Alice doesn't love him that much anymore. But what he doesn't know is that Alice has a special surprise for him at home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/25/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Weight Room Brawlin' by LxISxAxBABE reviews
Written in honor of a moron. America and Germany get it on in a weight room. Simple as that. Read the little blurb inside to understand more. Rated M for a reason! PWP, yaoi! No likey no ready!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2011 - America, Germany
Magical Dreams by ThexFifthxAlice reviews
When I dream Hetalia characters start doing some pretty naughty stuff. CRACK! AmericaxCanada USUK Franada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Detention by VitalRegionsSeizer reviews
Francis is desperate to get Arthur to like him, today just might be his lucky day! WARNING: FrUk, AU, Yaoi, boy x boy, strong language, smut, sexual content!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Selfish by Alethea Prince reviews
Sometimes, Matthew felt that he needed to be a little more selfish. Lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/3/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
FrUK: Lipstick by 8moonflower8 reviews
For some reason I never bother to fully explain, Francis is wearing lipstick. Arthur finds this all very disturbing. And distracting. Smexy times ahoy! Rated M to be safe, although in my opinion it's not that bad.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Nervous Game by strawberrycupcake101 reviews
"Let's play game." "Like what?" "Umm...how bout the Nervous Game!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - America, Prussia - Complete
Kissing Away Your Fear by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
America is watching a scary movie when England randomly pops up to return a CD he borrowed. America doesn't want England to leave, since he's scared, so he lies about a creepy France on the loose so that he doesn't have to be all alone that night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Prétendre by StromLantern reviews
Matthew, an average quite-invisible high schooler, and Francis, a famous model and soon-to-be actor. Somehow, the two become a couple and attempt a regular high school romance while facing the struggles of both a high schooler and a celebrity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,866 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Love Games by haruka4676 reviews
AU When Arthur Kirkland goes to university it's the complete opposite of what he was expecting. He has weird neighbors and his roommate is a loud, obnoxious American whom he despises, but then why does he always find himself thinking of the American?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,082 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - England/Britain, America
Seven Heaven by BrokenGlass1201 reviews
-RP done with zombieecho on dA- There's a little party between the nations, and they're playing the game of Seven Heaven. It's France's turn to spin the bottle... guess who will be the victim?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/22/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
The Stubborn Waitress by Cherry Picking Poser reviews
AU Fem!Canada and Fem!America are exchange college students living in France. Maddie works as a waitress at a cafe and a mysterious customer has taken an interest in her..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - France, Canada
Happy Valentine's Day by Royal Puppet Master reviews
"Mathieu, mon cheri, please come out." Francis had tried reasoning with the boy earlier but he had seemed determined to do this. Now, that wouldn't have been a problem if he would actually come out of the room Francis had prepared for him earlier...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
A Bed Of Roses by Sakura Sango reviews
France never mistook Canada for his brother, but he had on more than one occasion, yelled out his own name in bed. It took a whole lot of roses to get Canada out of his passive-aggression after that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Touch by Flor de ceibo reviews
Genderbent. AU. Frances adores Mattie's body and all of her , as the Canadian girl discovers one day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
Alone in the Conference Room by Stormaggedon reviews
France is alone in the conference room. Or is he? lame summary...my first fanfic, rated T for safety, and because it's France. One-shot. Please Review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
My Drinking Demons by ChibiXII reviews
I shouldn't drink, last time I summoned Russia from my floorboards. This time well..lets say I've out done myself. AlfredXArthur
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Published: 1/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Minty Fresh by Vani Jane reviews
ONE SHOT Arthur wasn't fond of the smell of burgers – or whatever Alfred ate that were… strange. He gives Alfred breath mints but he hates the stuff. So, Arthur does a little demonstration to get his point across.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Published: 1/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Joyeux Noel by BrokenGlass1201 reviews
Matthew hosts a Christmas Party and only Francis comes... Canada treats France to some French wine and gets slightly drunk... gahhh... summary sucks... oh well... yaoi... rated M for smut. please R&R...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Wish Upon a Well by EverythingIsMagic reviews
He shook his head. Of course England would say yes. He was a hero, and heroes shouldn't be so worried about saying four simple words and holding a ring out! England loved him, and he loved England. There was no reason for him to say no... right? USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Most AWESOME Storey Evar by inuyashacat13 reviews
This is all a joke :3 That I sort of hate myself for xD Anime Spoliers...sorta...x3
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Such a Lonely Day by kimikohiei reviews
France is feeling and down and things get worse before they get much, much better.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010 - France, America
Five Times by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*GerIta* It is not always Italy the one hard to understand. Sometimes, it's Germany the one who makes Italy facepalm. *crack*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The boy next door by mykonosparadise reviews
For a brief second, Lovina forgot that she was almost naked as well. In the middle of the hall. Where anybody could see her. What a hypocrite. "Touché." She growled at Ludwig under her breath. The blonde didn't answer. Gerita and Spamano lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,147 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
At Papa France's house by temarinekoninja reviews
Francis always had a thing for little boys, but he promised himself he would keep it in his pants. Alfred makes that easier said than done... Warning:VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED SHOTA! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2010 - France, America - Complete
Courting by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*PruIta* Prussia is out to seduce Italy, and it's a foreplay that will leave him breathless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
The Life of Wine by whitetyger123 reviews
A story written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture, for Melodramatic Act, for being the 500th reviewer for Fall of a Hero. Rated M for language and yaoi, which means man on man. France/America. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - France, America - Complete
Kiss Kiss by Aussie-limey reviews
Germany has taken on a little ward that wont go to bed without a kiss
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Silent Language by DnKS-giRLs reviews
An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/22/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Because I Love You by GilbertOfPrussia reviews
Italy asks Germany to sing a song for him. It leads to...something else. Not good at summaries or titles,so just read the story!WARNING: SONGSMEX!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2009 - N. Italy, Germany
I Dream About You by Yuki Matsuda reviews
A wet dream leaves Italy confused ... and Germany curious. Male/Male, Germany/Italy with a little Japan on the side ... xD as an advisor you perv, ahaha XD Mostly romantic and sexy with a pinch of humour, and some Pasta, of course! Please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
A childish scheme by cold-crescent-moon reviews
IvanxRaivis oneshot. What happens when Raivis has to look after China-san's Panda?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Russia, Latvia
Early to Rise by EverythingIsMagic reviews
England has always been a morning person, someone who believes it's best to be up with the dawn. But America has other ideas. Sleeping in? That's what Saturday mornings are for! Now he just needs to convince England of it... AmericaxEngland. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Stuttering Affection by Frosty Pig reviews
Abe/Mihashi. It was like nothing he had ever felt.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Complete
Be serious by msluvr reviews
Italy wants to take charge of Germany. Wonder how that turns out... ONESHOT! ITALY x GERMANY. R&R and Germany-san will give you some of his coffee.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Of Cookies and Those Who Make Them by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Done for Angel's b-day! England was used to other nations simply barging into his house whenever they felt like it. However, he had to draw the line somewhere. And coming in at five in the morning to bake cookies certainly crossed that line. Fruk oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/24/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Discalced by Kirschli Kuchen reviews
AbeMihashi They'll never get lost again.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2009 - T. Abe, Ren M. - Complete
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A Football Fairytale reviews
So usually when you hear the story of a head cheerleader and a quarterback becoming more then friends, you think big whoop right? Well what if your head cheerleader was a boy ? So its a story of high school mockery and abuse, forbidden romance, and a change in the usual status quo. WARNING: Shonen-ai/Yaoi and Language. Possible smut in the future when the time comes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - America, France
April Showers to Flowers reviews
Francis finally gets the courage to ask Matthew out on a date under the cherry blossoms, hoping he will confess for the first time to Matthew, but they both have obstacles headed for them in order for anything to happen, or that'd be too easy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2011 - France, Canada
One Night Stand? reviews
The one minute you see Francis and Arthur having a friendly drink at a bar, and the next Arthur is Francis's house the next morning wearing nothing but a shirt! It's a heart-warming FrUk, with an unexpected turn!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Love Sick reviews
What happens when you mix a sick england, a helpful america, and a container of Vicks cream? Trust me, its not you you think. But the Vicks cream brings them closer then ever before.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - America, England/Britain
Once after Practice reviews
After a long day of practicing, an old friend of Abe's visits and have a long and interesting chat together
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - M. Haruna, T. Abe - Complete
Falling Love reviews
Who doesn't love the love-hate relationship between Latvia and Russia! Enjoy a story of how Latvia and Russia grow closer when jumping off a helicopter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Latvia, Russia - Complete