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Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you like me?

Edward: No

Bella: Do you want me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you cry if I left?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you live for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Would you do anything for me?

Edward: No

Bella: Choose--me or your life

Edward: My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

They're creepy and they're kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They're all togetherooky,
The Cullen family.

Their house is a museum,
Where people come to see 'em,
They really are a scream,
The Cullen Family.

Neat,
Sweet,
A treat.

So get a vampire’s shawl on,
A coffin you can crawl on,
We're gonna pay a call on,
The Cullen family.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are an obsessive Twilight Fan, copy/paste this into your profile

If you are in love with a fictional charater from Twilight - whether it is Edward, Emmett, Jasper, Jacob or Carlisle copy/paste this into your profile

If you are a supporter of Team Edward copy/paste this into your profile

If you wish you could be a vampire and dazzle people copy/paste this into your profile

If you are seriously consindering moving to Forks to see if the Cullens are real copy/paste this onto your profile

If you love Stephenie Meyer for her gift to mankind through 'Twilight' and The Cullens copy/paste this onto your profile

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Disorder put this on your
profile if you've caught it too :

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This is is cat

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Now read the THIRD word of every line

~Copy and paste this on your profile if you're a true Twilighter/Fanpire/etc...~

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
TWILIGHT FANS: would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
TWILIGHT FANS: say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
TWILIGHT FANS: know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
TWILIGHT FANS: say shut up or i'll get james to kill

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula
TWILIGHT FANS: know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
TWILIGHT FANS: when being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
TWILIGHT FANS: know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ; )

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
TWILIGHT FANS: would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on there profile

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An Eternity To Love by Mizzdee reviews
Best friends at 5, in love at 15, ready to marry at 17. Edward and Bella were destined for forever. In 1918, tragedy fell upon the couple, ripping them apart. A very different Edward and Bella meet again years later and this time…eternity can be theirs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 162,144 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,251 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Edward, Bella
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
When Will I Know by deb24601 reviews
You don't get over Edward Cullen. Even when he was never really yours. A story about wanting, needing and, eventually, knowing. AH. Inspired by Jan 2012 Witfit prompts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,503 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Business Casual by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
The lines between boss and employee, human and immortal, hero and damsel, coworker and lover, and right and wrong are about to become very blurry for Edward and Bella. Comedy/Romance/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,839 - Reviews: 2608 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,357 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 2,833 - Follows: 2,362 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Life Can Change in a Moment by coloradoperson reviews
Bella didn't like surprises. Her life was safe, predictable and she knew what to expect until fate brought her breast cancer and everything changed. This is not a tragedy; it's a story about love and hope..because that's what life is all about.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,855 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beyond the Scope by Catastrophia reviews
The job market is bad, and recent college grad Bella's dreams of being a teacher are crumbling away. Edward is a single father and doctor, struggling to raise his seven year old daughter by himself. Fate intervenes, changing them both forever. Drabble fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 25,582 - Reviews: 3245 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Moon EPOV by lolafalana reviews
The booming chime vibrated in the souls of my feet, shook me deep in my core. Through the thoughts and the steady hum of the crowd there was a whimsical voice – beautiful, frantic – screaming my name. It was familiar. Bella, I thought devotedly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,214 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
We'll Always Be Great Friends by Awkwardauthor reviews
Two best friends. Fourteen years. One close friendship. "We'll always be great friends," he always says to me. Too bad he doesn't know that I want everything. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Golden Boy by stella luna sky reviews
The first time I saw him, he was the defeated quarterback of my school's rival team. I'm still not sure why I talked to him, but I know it's the smartest thing I've ever done. One shot, AU/AH, M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,272 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 1,328 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 291,619 - Reviews: 4977 - Favs: 4,812 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Beyond Time by TKegl reviews
After the Cullens leave Forks, a twist of fate lands Bella in Chicago in 1918. She thinks it's a second chance to build a life with Edward, but when she finds him, he's not quite what she expected. Can Bella create the future she's hoping for?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 295,570 - Reviews: 8262 - Favs: 6,329 - Follows: 2,683 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torn by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has liked Edward for years, but he's never even looked her way. Just when she gives up and begins to fall for one of his best friends, things change. AH, lots of angst, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,721 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 3,878 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Beauty by sheviking reviews
Companion piece to My Viking. Chapter one from Edvard's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,209 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Practice of Love by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4477 - Favs: 3,341 - Follows: 1,670 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4662 - Favs: 3,634 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Playing the Part by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,467 - Reviews: 1243 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl reviews
It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk meets...eh, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Playboyward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 192,615 - Reviews: 13779 - Favs: 10,306 - Follows: 7,652 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6294 - Favs: 5,177 - Follows: 2,705 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5795 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 4,847 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11375 - Favs: 10,769 - Follows: 5,710 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Private Tutor by creampuffsteph reviews
Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 234,248 - Reviews: 5391 - Favs: 5,205 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
College Life by foreversleepless reviews
Bella's off to college where she meets the player, Edward Cullen, and the nice guy, Vince Craig. They both have their eye on her. Is Edward really a player? Is Vince as nice as he acts? & Who keeps calling her? Drama isn't just meant for high school. AU!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,985 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3578 - Favs: 2,737 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Our Song by IvyandLime reviews
One lazy February afternoon finds Bella questioning Edward on a small part of their relationship. His response is one Bella will remember for the rest of her life. One-shot. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tomboy Nextdoor by Agent Bella reviews
Bella swan is a tomboy living in Forks. When Edward Cullen moves next-door to her, will he fall for her? Bella has no intrest in boys and is concidered 'one of the guys', will she fall for the boy next-door? ALL HUMAN! T for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,852 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008
Giving In To Temptation by jaxon22 reviews
ONESHOT: A married Bella is away from her family on business. A beautiful bronze haired temptation approaches her in the hotel bar. Just drinks and nothing more? Yeah right.....AH,LEMONS,OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,706 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 314 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Acceptance by sammy55 reviews
A sweet Ricky/Amy moment. Directly following the scene where Ricky pushes Amys hair out of her face. They discuss Ricky getting rights, and Amy confesses something. A little bit OOC. One-Shot
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
Prints Charming by crimsonmarie reviews
Written for the Write What You Know Contest. Both aspiring photographers, Bella and Edward had quickly become best friends. She fell in love with him. He didn't feel the same... at the time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,174 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 149 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Christmas Wish by crimsonmarie reviews
Successful musician Edward Cullen could have any woman he wants. But there's only one he can't stop thinking about and she seems oblivious to his feelings. Could a Christmas wish change everything for both of them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adventures In Forks High by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
What will happen when Forks High School get's snowed in? With all of the Cullens in there! They Spend the night? Mike tries to be sexy for Bella? Edward loses control? Will Jasper have fun with emotions? Kareoke? Truth or Dare! One crazy night is ahead.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,749 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009
While You Were Gone by LauraACullen reviews
What if the wolves didn't get to Bella before Laurent bit her? This is the story of Bella being changed despite Edward leaving to prevent it. How will her change impact their chance for a future together? Rated M; not for younger readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,297 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3585 - Favs: 5,230 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 248 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Mr Masen by Jasper's Singer reviews
For the Secrets and Lies one shot Contest. Bella's best friend has a hot father. Will she succeed in seducing him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Advisor by hammondgirl reviews
Bella works as a Resident Advisor at Seattle U. She meets Edward Cullen during a Halloween party & learns that he lives on her floor. She finds herself falling in love with him throughout the semester, but what could he possibly see in her? BxE, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,181 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Sun Continuation by lolafalana reviews
Twilight- EPOV. She was lying on the ground, crumpled, broken, while the pool of blood continued to grow wider underneath her. I took a deep breath and ignored my longing, my lust, my ravenous desire - I focused on the angel.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,671 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Hexannual Cullen Games! by Smileyfaceofevil reviews
Now on Hiatus. One of those bad humor and randomness stories, but with, yes, wait for it- a plot! Involves fast cars, jets, submarines, Volterra, hostages, police, and a worldwide chase. I no longer write Twilight, but I will come back to this story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,330 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bella
The Warriors Name Generator by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
The Cullen family is out hunting. Emmett must Bella-sit! What happens when Bella finds the Warriors Name Generator online? All hell will break loose. From the author of "Adventures In Forks High"! Post-Eclipse, Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Parentally Challenged by TWiDORK reviews
Edward Masen and Bella Swan have hated each other since an incident happened when they were younger. When they're assigned to be parents together, will they put prejudices aside or bicker the whole time? What if they start to fall in love? AU AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,901 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Evil Mosquito by EmotionallyConfuzzled reviews
He put the tip of his finger in his mouth, and sucked it, seeing as that was where the mosquito had been squished. He closed his eyes, and once he opened them, I was staring at him. “What?” He asked, with the most innocent expression ever on his face.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Love To Hate You by An End Has A Start reviews
He loves her. She hates him. He’s trying to win her over but in the screwed up world that is highschool things are never that simple. ExB All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 117,156 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Natural Love by Nastia Cullen reviews
Renesmee, Jacob, and the rest of the Cullens go to school. What if Renesmee falls in love with .... a human? How will Jacob and the Cullens react? Nessie/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,899 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Layin' Out The Meat by hammondgirl reviews
While Bella is at the Cullen's house to help decorate for the Christmas season, she gets an unusual text message from Emmett by mistake leaving both Edward & Rosalie pissed, Alice & Jasper in hysterics, and Bella mortified. Could it get any worse? BxE, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,442 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Out by Angel Ren reviews
Breaking Dawn Spoilers! Fluff! Vampire baseball - with Bella. The newborn gets her shot at swinging the bat and playing the game. Pure EdwardxBella fluff. Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Damn, Sexy Crooked Smile by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Bella, an old, married woman, remembers her first love, the man she would never forget. Heart-breaking, but a happy ending, or at least I think so. AU AH one-shot. Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,649 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,811 - Follows: 644 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
When We Were Young by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since they were toddlers. When they grow older, will their friendship become something more? Stories from when they were little, through teen and adult years. Modern day. T for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 132,723 - Reviews: 5657 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth They See by Maiden of the Moon reviews
In an ordinary high school in the somewhat-near future, the Cullen family secret is discovered. Sort of.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Edward - Complete
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8290 - Favs: 7,409 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Luxuria by nia-ox reviews
Jasper and Bella are left alone for two days, and when the Cullens come back, Bella has to deal with the aftermath. Bella's POV, my first fan fiction.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 51,256 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Now or Never by ronOReds reviews
Bella, a college junior has to make one of the most important decisions of her life. Will she follow her heart? Or walk away from the one thing she needs the most. A lesson of the heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 170 - Published: 3/20/2008
The Cullen's Discover Fanfiction? by Koinaka reviews
What if the Cullen's discovered all the lovely pieces of fanfiction that we slave over? How would they react?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trippy Bella by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Mike drugs Bella at a party, but the Cullens rescue her. This is a night at the Cullens with an undertheinfluence Bella as they try to keep her out of anything lifethreatening. How will they fare?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
Trippy Bella: UNLEASHED by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Sequel to Trippy Bella. Bella has been declared insane. The Cullens think its bad enough in their own house, but what if she is unleashed on the unsuspecting folks of Forks? How will they fare now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 259 - Published: 1/14/2008
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityKilledTheSquirrel reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 166 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Edward and the Tampon by livelaughloveWRITE reviews
“What’s this?” He interrupted. He was holding a tampon. You’ve got to be kidding me. “It’s a tampon, Edward.” “What’s that?” I buried my face in my hands. This was not happening to me. “You really don’t know what it is?” “Do you eat it?”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why? by angelofmusicxo reviews
Bella doubts her relationship with Edward... EdwardxBella fluff! oneshot! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007
The Torturing of Jasper by angelofmusicxo reviews
Jasper goes through more than you'd think! He catches Edward and Bella in an... awkward moment...haha! originally a oneshot but I love Jazzy too much to keep it at that! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007
Sheer Coincidence by angelofmusicxo reviews
A story I made just for fun... Bella and Edward are looking through a photo album when suddenly they see something really, really weird of coincidence. Get ready for really weird stuff! It might be creepy and just a bit random...fluff! Please Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007