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Joined 11-26-09, id: 2158611, Profile Updated: 09-29-13
Author has written 6 stories for Inkheart, Twilight, Darkest Powers, Maximum Ride, and Sweep.

Hi. I'm a girl and I'm from the USA. I'm ageless, nameless, and homeless. Like: reading, writing, singing, Youtube, cheering, My Chemical Romance, punk rock music, laughing, Green Day, bacon, DeviantArt, chocolate, books, guitar, blink-182, manga & anime. Hate: reality television, social networking sites, poseurs, e-Readers, fanfics about the future character's children (when poorly written), waking up early. Fluent in sarcasm and Spanish. That's all you need to know, damn perverted stalkers.

Okay. Down to business.

My Stories:

Sorry - I just feel the need to explain some things.

The True Rule of Truth: I suck at updating. No seriously. I have this thing called a life, and it likes to keep me off the internet. So yes. Unless a story has been written out completely beforehand (as I'm doing now), don't expect updates that can even vaguely be considered occasional.

Anyways. Moving on. My stories, in the order of publication date.

Fiery Inkheart: Posted December 6th, 2009. 3 years ago. Oh dear god. Where to begin? Problems: spacing, plot direction, repetition, unoriginality, and many more things. Good things: uh, some parts of the prose, I guess? This story is a terrific example of my early writing: crappy, generally poorly written, with little to no intentions of a true plot. Ugh. I want to remove it, but am determined to keep up most of my old writings, to try and track my improvement. I'm fairly certain I've improved from this. Had some intentions of redoing it, but no. I'm not going to. I suck at these types of things (see above).

Will Be Loved: Posted August 1st, 2010. 2 years, odd months ago. Mmm. This story was less crappily written than the above, with some intended plot direction. It was still very unoriginal though, and was very romance-y and tried too hard to be prosaic. I had problems with chapter division, keeping the writing interesting, etc. It really bored me after a while. I can't do long term fluff. I guess I plan on continuing this one day, as I have the files and the idea document on there, and it will occasionally catch my interest and prompt a rereading of it. But as for anything in the near future? Count it out.

Parental Control: Bella Swan Edition: Posted December 27th, 2010. 2 years ago. Oh god. I want to delete this, because it's just so stupid. A shitty little one-shot that I did when I was bored and still vaguely entertained by the Twilight series. This just showcases my stupidity and my need to post something idiotic every now and then.

Pranked!: Posted January 1st, 2011. 2 years ago. By far my most popular story, Pranked started out as a joke one-shot and then, as so many authors are prompted in to doing, was made in to a series. I don't regret doing that - this story has been fun to write, and has brought me a bit of attention in the Darkest Powers community - it's nearing 200 reviews, and I'm so proud of and grateful for every damn one. But because it's a joke fanfic, and because it was done 2 years ago, I find that a lot of the humor I used back then is different from what I use & find funny nowadays. I'm probably going to write more chapters, but I've grown up since then, and I don't know if my audience did as well. So I've rather outgrown this story, but I'll still update it every now and again.

Happy Birthday, Max: Posted May 13th, 2011. 1 & 1/2 years ago. This was a one-shot that, for once, stayed a one-shot. At the time I posted it, I liked how it was, but a recent review brought to my attention that I now don't like the story. Huh. Go figure. I'd like to change it, add a second redone chapter to it, and I will probably end up doing just that. But as for a one-shot, I thought it was pretty good - not terrible, not amazing. It was the basis for future ones like that (done right), and I hope to improve from it.

Called: Posted June 26th, 2013. I've had this fic written out for a long time, now. Just getting around to posting it because I like to be spontaneous sometimes. Pure smut, plain and simple. Read it. Enjoy it. Review it. Fap to it. Do as you please.

I have a file folder on my computer labeled "Fanfiction," and it's just filled with different ideas I've had ever since discovering the site way back in early 2009. (It took me a bit of time to actually make an account here.) Some of them are good ideas, some of them are bad ideas, and some of them make me want to vomit. I've got a few stories that are my treasured possessions, that I want to work on for years and years until they become fully fledged stories, and I can finally be satisfied with posting them to this site. I want to show that I can write better than the immature, idiotic work that I've posted on here in the past few years, including a story that I deleted from this site. That's how bad it was. You want it? PM. It's REALLY bad though. xD But I digress. Though I may seem rather inactive on this site, I have remained active inside my own mind. I don't stop thinking about characters, plots, settings, any of that for long periods of time. I'm a writer - it's what I do. So even if I don't post for a while, don't worry. I'm not dead, I haven't quit fanfiction. I'm just hiding in the background, waiting for my time, and the perfect angle from which to strike. Peace and love, children.


Favorite Series/Books (in no particular order):

Virals - Kathy Reichs

Uglies - Scott Westerfield

Wake - Lisa McMann

Ghost Huntress - Marley Gibson

House of Night - P.C. and Kristen Cast

Demon Trapper's Daughter - Jana Oliver

Hush, Hush - Becca Fitzpatrick

Crank - Ellen Hopkins

Vampire Academy - Richelle Mead

Mortal Instruments - Cassandra Clare

Ranger's Apprentice - John Flanagan

Infernal Devices - Cassandra Clare

Fallen - Lauren Kate

Skulduggery Pleasant - Derek Landy

Darkest Powers Trilogy - Kelley Armstrong

Peter and the Starcatchers - Ridley Pearson and Dave Barry

Twilight - Stephenie Meyer

Inkheart - Cornelia Funke

Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer

Children of the Lamp - Phillip B. Kerr

The Fire Within - Chris D'Lancey

Sweep - Cate Tiernan

Night World - L.J. Smith

Dead is the New Black - Marlene Perez

Balefire - Cate Tiernan

Harry Potter - J.K. Rowling

Guardians of Ga'Hoole - Kathryn Lasky

Gone - Michael Grant

Gallagher Girls - Ally Carter

Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Louise Rennison

Maximum Ride - James Patterson

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan

The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan

Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan

The Hunger Games - Suzanne Collins

The Underland Chronicles - Suzanne Collins

Honk If You Hate Me - Deborah Halverson

Gamer Girl - Mari Mancusi

Subject Seven - James A. Moore

Rage: A Love Story - Julie Anne Peters

Pet Sematary - Stephen King

Kill Me if You Can - James Patterson

Sundays At Tiffany's - James Patterson & Gabrielle Charbonnet

Current Favorites:

TV Show: Grey's Anatomy

Criminal Minds

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER

Supernatural

Anime: Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler)

Ouran High School Host Club

D-Gray Man

Fruit's Basket

Fullmetal Alchemist

Hetalia

High School of the Dead

Food: Monster Energy drink counts as food, right? Okay.

Band: My Chemical Romance.

I also love blink-182, Panic! At the Disco, Green Day, Pierce the Veil, Bring Me the Horizon, All Time Low, Of Mice & Men, Muse, U2, and Mayday Parade.

Album: Sempiternal - Bring Me the Horizon

Book: Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - J. R. R. Tolkein

Movie: The fucking HOBBIT. Oh. My. Shit. All of it. Just... So action-packed. So intense. SO REAL. Saw it on a prescreening :DD

Game: Skyrim

Civilization 5

Minecraft

Diablo

Borderlands 2

Quotes:

"It's a thin line between light and dark, between pain and pleasure, between heat and cold, between love and hate, between life and death, between this world and the next." - [folk saying]

"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were going to do anyway." - Robert Downey, Jr.

"When I imagined someone holding me and whispering dirty things in my ear, he had a Russian accent." - Rose Hathaway, Vampire Academy, Richelle Mead.

"What happened was, I went right off the sidewalk and in to the bushes, and I was all, 'Whoa!' and I killed, like, so many plants!" - Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance

"Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?" [Jem]. "They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty litte beasts. Never trust a duck." - Clockwork Angel, Cassandra Clare

"There's no such thing as ghosts!" "I beg to differ, there's one in my hallway!" - Respectively, me and my friend Aubrey

"There was a time when I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. Did you know it had that effect? Because I didn't." - Clockwork Angel, Cassandra Clare

"I believe that everyone has someone out there. But if their person has died at an early age, then they're screwed..." - The Spazzy One

"The handsome young fellow trying to rescue you from a hideous fate is never wrong. Even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs." - Will Herondale, from Clockwork Angel, Cassandra Clare

"It's small." "It's still a spider!" - Two of my friends talking about a spider X)

"You're a psychopath." "I prefer creative." - Respectively, Nora and Rixon, Crescendo

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." - Last words of Villa, Francisco Pancho' (1878-1923)

"We stand and defiantly give death the finger." - Meredith Grey, in voiceover, at the beginning of an episode of Grey's Anatomy.

"Why yes, a bulletproof vest!" - The final request of James W. Rodgers, an American criminal, before the firing squad.

"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to shit." - Frank Iero of My Chemical Romance

"It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'." - Jace Wayland, City of Bones, Cassandra Clare

"Dr. Yang and my wife sometimes have sleep-overs... in my bed... with me in it." - Derek Shepherd, These Arms of Mine, Season 7 episode 6

"Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain?" Will demanded in mock horror. "Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not doing something wrong, as the case may be." He banged on the side of the carrige. "Thomas! We must away at once to the nearest brothel! I seek scandal and low companionship." Thomas snorted and muttered something like "bosh," which Will ignored. - Clockwork Angel, Cassandra Clare

"You must feel so special." - Aubrey

"Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going." - Agent Rossi, Criminal Minds

"I give up. I see no point to living if I can't be beautiful." - Howl, from Howl's Moving Castle


Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because the aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself!

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my ass when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" No Loser, I paid 12.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, and it couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?! Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

1. You talk to yourself a lot.

2. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

3. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

4. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

5. You live off of sugar and caffeine.

6. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

7. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

8. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

9. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (hooray for rolly-chairs! XD)

10. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

11. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

12. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

13. Your friends stopped looking at you funny for laughing for no reason a loooooong time ago.

14. You have strange nicknames and can tell a detailed story about how you got them.

15. You’re constantly thinking of new ideas for your story(ies), no matter where you are.

16. You narrate your life mentally.

The Rules of Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

37) I will not lick Trevor

38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey"

39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

42) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

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Win a Kiss by GuardianD reviews
When the VA gang decides to play some games like hide and seek,truth or dare and man hunt, what happens when winning gets you a kiss? Who wins and who gets kissed? I DO NOT OWN VAMPIRE ACADEMY! Dimitri isn't a strigoi!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,634 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Charmed Life by Dozey212 reviews
When Bella apparates to the Cullen's they are thrust into a world of magic and secrets and love, but trouble strikes when the Volturi find out that Bella, once changed, is a powerful vampire-witch. Multiple POVs. Incharacter. Canon.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,065 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010
Little Ones by Ariellove12 reviews
It's only the start for Bella and Edward, teenage parents to triplets. This story is the life of the kids 2 weeks-8 years. Sequel to The Unexpected, which I would reccomend reading first for best comprehension, rated T for safety. AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,418 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Snow Day by Invisible Anomaly reviews
Sam and Dean want to have fun in the snow, but John won't hear of it... until one friendly passerby steps in to help.
Crossover - Supernatural & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sam W., Jack Frost - Complete
Warm You Up by Mr.Stavros reviews
Jamie has pent up feelings for Jack. Jack chooses to return the feelings of the now older Jamie. Pure smut because there isn't as much Jackie/Bennefrost writing as most would like, and smut is rare :3
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Jack Frost, Jamie - Complete
Howl's Love Spell by beyond the shadows reviews
Sophie Hatter: the only girl who had ever stayed in his presence longer than a week and not fallen hat over in heels in love with him. But when Howl decides to speed up the process . . . Chaos and hilarity ensue in this quick-paced story. COMPLETE
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 23,906 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Howl, Sophie H. - Complete
Bedroom Hymns by Midnight-Ophelia reviews
Loki is a prostitute on the run from his adoptive family and Tony Stark is the rich CEO of Stark Industries. Both are decidedly unhappy but not willing to admit it. When a twist of fate causes Tony to take in Loki off the streets neither has any idea of how much of an effect it will have on both of their lives.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,596 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Resisting Seduction by doarfthXx reviews
Derek knows Chloe is his mate and can barely contain himself around her. not dating yet When lauren and kit find out, they make a bet on whether derek would be able to restrain himself if she tried to seduce him. Chlerek fluff, summay inside, very hot!
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,583 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Derek S., Chloe S.
The Island by Temperance Valentine reviews
An explosion, a death, and then they are injured and alone. What happens when 6th year Potions has an accident which transports them to a deserted island? Will it be the Swiss Family Robinson, or Lost? Rating is for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,689 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
WalMart Fun by Ariellove12 reviews
What happens when Bella, Edward, Rose, Emmett, Alice, and Jasper decide to have a competition on who can complete the most items on the 101 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart? This is mostly humor but I guess a little fluff. AH Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,366 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 3/15/2010
Tory and Ben? by Nicolette May Summers reviews
This is a tiny, little one-shot AND THE FIRST FANFIC IN THIS CATEGORY EVER! of Tory and Ben posting on iFollow. So, next time you think about or read about Tory and Ben, you might have to ask yourself. Tory and Ben? R&R Please read the Author's Note at the end first!
Virals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Complete
Dream of Me by oliviathecf reviews
She can't shake the feeling of him. Just a short drabble.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Loki, Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Pita, Gale and Haymitch 3 way by hahaharrypulp reviews
Katniss can't decide between Pita and Gale so decides she doesn't have to.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A.
Pirate Smile by happylandfill reviews
More 'adventures' with Patch & Nora after Hush, Hush. Rated T for now for epic sexy bits & explicit language.
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 12/14/2009
You're My New Mommy? by greysfanhp reviews
My version of the Cullen's on Wife Swap. Lot's of jokes and pranks, awkward moments and tears. Will the families learn from each other? Maybe. Will Alice stop being a compulsive shopper? Definitely not. No Jacob or Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,380 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Carlisle, Esme
Learning Curve by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
Bella wants sex, but Edward isn't putting out, so she comes up with a plan. She's going to find a guy that'll teach her everything he knows about sex. Who better to ask for help than La Push's not so friendly, but still hot as hell, sex-god and werewolf Paul.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,204 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Paul
My Heart Belongs To You by IHeartVA reviews
What if it was Adrian who healed Dimitri? Rose and Dimitri couldn't be happier, but when drama strikes like lightning, what will happen? Follow Rose as she grows up, experiences true love, has a family, and realizes that fate has its own side. *M Scenes*
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 86,608 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010
High School Again by Duckies-on-A-trampoline reviews
100 years after Breaking Dawn, the Cullens and Jacob go back to high school. Again. What will happen when the Cullen kids and friends have a game night, including a game of... Truth or Dare: Cullen Style. CURRANTLY ON HOLD! Did I spell that right? X
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Spanish Test by Canadian girl eh reviews
A random one-shot. A Spanish test. A hot tutor. A grumpy Derek. And pizza. Ahh.. the life of Chloe Saunders.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Complete
Drowning by shewhowearsglasses reviews
They were each other's everything. They were the escape, the reality. Arthur/Ariadne
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Nothing to Forgive by TommoTeaser reviews
James loved Lily and Harry and nothing can stop him from protecting them at all costs. As James stands between Voldemort, Lily and Harry, he knew this was meant to be, this is where he stands, where he belongs. OneShot JamesLily R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Fanmail by StopAndSmellTheFlowers reviews
Characters of the Harry Potter series get Fanmail! Rated T but that's probably a bit overcautious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,654 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009
The third life of Bree Cullen by temagnifique reviews
Jane lets Bree go at the end of Eclipse, and the Cullens adopt her. Now she finds she has much more to learn about being a good vampire, And when she finds out Diego might be alive, she has to find out who she really is. It's her new life VS old now. R&R!
Short Second Life of Bree Tanner - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,757 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bree, Diego
Stranger Than Fiction by MasenVixen reviews
Six years after Edward left, Bella's written a bestselling book about a girl and the vampire who loves her. Edward returns to her, hell-bent on recapturing the happily ever after that he destroyed. AU. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,407 - Reviews: 8671 - Favs: 7,133 - Follows: 4,791 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maximum Ride: Impossible by MaximumWarrior-of the GAMES reviews
POST FANG: I stared up at him-hate evident in my eyes. "You left." He smirked while looking down at me and said, "And now I'm back." Max and Fang are in the Love Triangle again, but this time, can they admit they still have feelings for each other? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,955 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Max, Fang
Always Be Prepared by Derbs92 reviews
Quick one shot of Chlerek fun. Mostly cause I'm procrastinating
Darkest Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Love, Life and Tragedy by DuskyGurl reviews
Rose/Lissa captured by Dimitri/other guardians. Dimitri and Rose fall in love like normal, but they have to undergo stressful events. How much can they take before they're shoved over edge? SAME PLOT, but I'm redoing the story again. Be patient!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,267 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Sarcastic Arrogance by Firelle Nym reviews
A collection of short stories about Fletcher Renn and Valkyrie Cain. Varied situations and genres. Fletchyrie. Rated T, but not applicable to all chapters. Rating may change if ever I go there... Enjoy!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,239 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Fletcher R., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Vendetta by RedCaprice reviews
Nominated for the Immortal Sin Awards! On some level, Jessica Stanley has always pissed off Bella. Now that Bella is equipped to take revenge... she will. M for violence, language, lemons, and murder. Entered in Darkella's Darkest Temptation Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,620 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Bella, Jessica - Complete
My Heart, My Love, My Mistakes by DuskyGurl reviews
Mmk, so being the impatient person I can be, I wanted to get something else something new posted up for you guys. It's DPOV of Forbidden Love Guardian Life, and Broken Promises. I hope you like it as much as my other stories! DuskyGurl**
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
My Guardian by DuskyGurl reviews
Rose is an Ozera and Dimitri her guradian. Graduation and all goes as planned, but what happens when they arrive at the Court and find destruction? What decision does Dimitri make for Rose and what'll happen bewtween them? Where will they go?-NEW SUMMARY
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 78,120 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
My Guardian Life by DuskyGurl reviews
DPOV of My Guardian. Try and read RPOV before, otherwise you won't know the whole thing. Like always...anyways, enjoy this! Title MAY or MAY NOT change, depending on if I like it. xD
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
I Want To Experience Love by xx-RedRoseBlackThorn-xx reviews
The story takes place after the second book in the series 'Frostbite'. Rose is trying to convince Dimitri they can be together, but Dimitri has a dark secret that he is hiding. Will they be able to finally be together? Or will events change their fate?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 168,151 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Derek gets a haircut by Derbs92 reviews
Another cheesey one-shot. Chlerek. All Derek POV all the time.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Demolition Lovers by greysfanhp reviews
Hannibal and Clarice one-shot. After the events at the Verger estate Clarice is left in a less than desirable state, meaning of course that the good doctor will have to intervene.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Complete
What I Go to School For by greysfanhp reviews
When Rosalie actually puts some effort in a school project it all backfires, why? Because nobody can boss her around. T for a bit of swearing. All vamp, pre Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,502 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Rosalie, Carlisle - Complete
Unconditional by Ellie Marsy reviews
A collection of one-shots about Jasper, Alice, and their family.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,807 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Quotes From the VA Books by DuskyGurl reviews
Just some fave quotes/scenes from the VA books 'cept SK because I lost mah copy of it at school and didn't find it. xP Anyways, enjoy!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Complete
Forbidden Love, Guardian Life, and Broken Promises by DuskyGurl reviews
Changing summary yet again. LOLZZ! Read Love Life and Tragedy first, or you won't get the whole pic of this story. I hope you all emjoy this!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,082 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H.
Let's Go Asplorin: A Series Of Rants by pikachugirl2 reviews
A series of Dora The Explorer rants with my own opinions. One rant for each character, and rated T for language and themes. Come on, everybody, let's go asplorin through the world of Dora! The weird way!
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Wrestling Werewolves by Derbs92 reviews
More Chlerek cheese. I'm a big fan of cheese. Sorry. :
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
A Day in the Life by Rainingonaparade72 reviews
Annabeth and Percy are sent on a quest to Califoria, and must destroy a creature causing major havoc..I'm horrible a summerizing! And what is this? They have to stay in the same room! And one bed. It will have a ***LEMON***and is only kind of fluffy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A bedtime story by Derbs92 reviews
A quick one-shot for those of you who need a little more Chlerek in you life.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
Emmett comes out of the Glee closet! by xedwardxloverx reviews
Bella walks in on a certain vampire watching a certain show about show choirs...warning: there may be singing. one-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Let's Not Talk About the 70's by greysfanhp reviews
Alice can tolerate many things, but some are just too much. Post-Breaking Dawn, no Jacob or Nessie. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Alice, Bella
Desire by DuskyGurl reviews
Crappy title. XD Couldn't think of anything else. one shot based on Dimitri and Rose in Shadow Kiss...Read inside for an idea on what it's about, cause I cna't really come up with good summary. XD
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Bail Money by Carolovee5 reviews
ONE SHOT! Rose gets arrested - surprise, surprise - and does NOT take it very well. No surprise there either. Those poor cops...never saw it coming. As if things couldn't get any worse, guess who comes to bail her out?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I.
Slow Motion by Druna Malgood reviews
When things change, people change. Valkyrie and Skulduggery see this happening on a daily basis but they really didn't expect to see a change in a certain annoying, blonde friend of theirs. Fletcherie, Ghastith and a little Valduggery.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Skulduggery P.
I'm Only Me When I'm with you by HarryTwilightMaxRidefan reviews
Max sits on the roof of their brand new house in the Colorado Mountains. She starts to think about the prediction Angle made about Fang. Will he survive? a Max/Fang songfic may contain spoilers for FANG!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Max - Complete
New Yorkers by maispecialk reviews
Max and The Flock are on the Subway when they literally bump into a fiery red-head and Golden Haired boy who could be an angel.Guess who? *1 Shot*
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Max, Clary F. - Complete
Skul, Where Are You Taking Me? by happylandfill reviews
Skulduggery abruptly shows up at Valkyrie's house and decides that he's taking her on a road trip, but how long can they hold off the arguments? Where is he taking her? Slight Valduggery, but not much.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009
I Miss You, Skulduggery by happylandfill reviews
After finally rescuing Skulduggery, seeing him with skin and watching him lose it again, it's back down to mysteries and murders for the Skul Crew.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,625 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009
The Unexpected by Ariellove12 reviews
Bella is head cheerleader, Edward is football quarterback. They're both 17 and are the perfect couple. But what happens when Bella gets pregnant? My first fanfiction. AH/AU/OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,120 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Surprised by Dozey212 reviews
Dimitri never knew she could speak Russian. Rose/Dimitri. Dimitri POV. Fluffy goodness. Shows Dimitri's side of falling for Rose. One-shot. Read and Review!
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
The Confession by xedwardxloverx reviews
This is the entire MOTEL SCENE in the book from Patch's POV. All dialogue and most actions are the same, but all of Patch's thoughts are mine ; . It was my favorite scene and don't pretend it's not yours too so click here and relive it again
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews
This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete
Jake's Dick Troubles by MyLifeIsEdwardCullen reviews
Leah and Jake are having sex, and Leah rips off Jake's dick by accident. Jake goes to the Cullen house to get sewed back on. See what trouble ensues...Includes a skipping and cackling Edward, a dick-loving Bella and a scarred Rosalie. VERY VERY OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
WATERFIGHT! by sydrians reviews
I don't even know, I might have been drunk writing this. Really.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009
25 Days of Christmas by NerdySkeleton reviews
25 different aspects of the Christmas season all spread out across 25 days. Shopping, baking, and egg nog galore! Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, and everything else! Dedicated to all my friends, and one special friend yeah, you, HJ! :D
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Strawberry Skulduggery by happylandfill reviews
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for... A skeleton? Oneshot about a certain skeleton's Christmas.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
No YOU CAN'T by Nicktooner reviews
It's my job and he doesn't let me do anything. Mr. Lopart doesn't stop. Manny's POV Please review.
Handy Manny - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2009
Glowing From The Inside Out by Dozey212 reviews
Tamani/Laurel. Laurel's returning to her old house so she can bloom. With things between her and David messed up, will things work out the way Tamani always wanted them to between him and Laurel? Two-shot. Read and Review!
Wings, Aprilynne Pike - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,400 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Laurel S., Tamani - Complete
Caught by Wouter Jaegers reviews
It could have only lasted for a while, Jerry knew that but the way reality finally caught up with him was something he never envisioned.
Tom and Jerry - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Hearing Damage by greysfanhp reviews
Post BD. What the Cullens do for fun in High School, practical jokes and inapropiate comments. Told from Carlisle's POV when he gets a call from the school. Thx for reviewing, it was a fun ride!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Bella's Bad Luck Makes For A Precious Moment by MadderThanTheCheshire reviews
Bella's bad luck turns into a precious father/daughter moment between Carlisle and herself. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Tom's day off by Shana Lei reviews
Tom finally got pissed. That rat always outsmarted him, and now he's getting payback. Don't expect a nice, cute story from me. You were warned. Oh, and I would love to thank all the people who love this story! Thank you for being awesome! :D
Tom and Jerry - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Field Of Vision by Dozey212 reviews
One-Shot. Alice POV. Alice can see Nessie and Jake, and sees their first kiss. Edward goes skitz. Alice be's Alice. Fluffy. Review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2122 - Favs: 3,528 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
In This Life by londonandtea reviews
The whole Cullen family has left Bella. Charlie has gone abusive, and rapes her almost every night. All she has left is a girl name Rain who taught her how to cut herself, be anorexic, and do drugs. Can she get out of this train wreck?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,634 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella - Complete
Hunter Cullen by Uxiegirl reviews
If Hunter Niall became a vampire, with absolutely no memory of his past, and he woke up in the Cullens' house, do you really think he could keep out of trouble? Acceptable for Twilight-only fans.
Crossover - Sweep & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,781 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Hunter N., Jasper
Rosalie's Exboyfriend by Uxiegirl reviews
Rosalie and Bella were watching Tom and Jerry when suddenly the doorbell rings, and there on the doorstep was Tom Riddle. This is my first fanfic so PLEASE review!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Rosalie - Complete
No Emmett, That Is NOT Food! by xedwardxloverx reviews
Edward thinks Bella's acting depressed. So what does he do? Gets her a pet! But Emmett...read to find out. Rated T cause I always squeeze in some ExB fluff in all of my stories, cause I love it. THE LAST CHAPTER IS NOW POSTED! Yours Truly, Jen
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
The Darkest Days by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
From the moment he picked her up off the blood laden ballet studio floor, it was a race to save her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
Try it on Your Piano by genealogygirl reviews
Bella and Edward's siblings have some misimpressions of Edward's human years
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Complete
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Called reviews
Morgan is clearly unsatisfied in what she's getting from Hunter, but is unwilling to tell him this. So she takes matters into her own hands, literally, and finds a little assistance goes a long way. One-shot. Two POV's. Canon. HxM
Sweep - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Morgan R., Hunter N. - Complete
Pranked! reviews
Chloe gets Derek with a prank, and what happens when the rest of the gang gets in on the pranking? What ensues is something no one expected: a prank war! Slightly crack-ficcy, a little OOC, completely awesome! T for language! Chlerek. REVIEW! Edits to all chapters coming soon!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,338 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Will be Loved reviews
When Renee decides that she can't provide for Bella as a single mom after leaving Charlie, she gives her to the one person she trusts: Carlisle. A series of one-shots based on Bella's life with the Cullens'. Please read and review! On hiatus...-ish?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Happy Birthday, Max reviews
Fang wants to treat Max to something special on her birthday, but street muggers, drunk pricks, and blonde idiots threaten to ruin it. How will Max react to her birthday surprise? Rated T, enjoi! FAX one-shot, action and romance.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Parental Control: Bella Swan Edition reviews
Parental Control goes to Forks, Washington to help Charlie Swan and his girlfriend, Sue Clearwater, when they decide that they dislike Bella's boyfriend Edward. Full explanation inside, just try it out, come on! One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella
Fiery Inkheart reviews
DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these characters RATING: "T" to be safe. First Inkheart story! Meggie and Farid story is placed in Inkdeath. Farid tries to win Meggie back after he forgets her. I'm trying to redo this story, so fav/alert it and review!
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Meggie F., Farid