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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Doctor Who, Pokémon, and Harry Potter.
Here's some stuff about me:
I am way overly obsessed with Doctor Who and Harry Potter.
I love animals, and especially bottle nose dolphins.
I love the computer and spend as much time on it as I can.
'There was a blonde, a brunette, and a red head at the edge of a cliff. A genie appeared and said "If you jump off the cliff, I will grant you one wish." So the brunette ran and jumped off the cliff. She screamed sea gull. She turned into a sea gull and flew off. The red head ran and jumped off the cliff. She screamed whale. She turned into a whale and swam off in the ocean. The blonde ran and at the last second tripped. She screamed Crap!'
Why did the blonde put TGIF on her shoes? So she knew Toes Go In First.
What's the same with a UFO and a smart blonde? You've heard of them, but you've never actually seen one.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Copy and paste this on your profile if you've ever, for no reason at all, started speaking in an accent without you realizing it. (I luv British accents!)
Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, or are very tempted to have a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile. And guess what! I won!
97 percent of teenagers would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone told them they were weird. If you would be the 3 percent that would ask "What was your first clue!?" copy and paste this on your profile. I have actually said this before so...
If you have ever been talking about something, then blurt out something totally unrelated, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever fallen backwards out of a chair, copy and paste this on your profile. It was in second grade okay!! Stop reminding me!!
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile. How about at school??
If you have ever called one of your friends Mom on accident, copy and paste this on your profile. Sooooo embarrasing!
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown
don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Come to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!
ipod shuffle quiz thingy
1. What do people assume when they first look at me?
single ladies (put a ring on it)Beyoncewell that ain't good
2. What will be a big challenge in life for me?
should've said no Talyor Swiftguess i'm to gullible or something
3. Am I a good boyfriend/girlfriend?
You Belong with me Taylor Swiftguess that's good!
4. Do I have a Secret Admirer?
Already Gone Kelly Clarkson guessing no
5. Will I ever become manically depressed in my life?
Fly on the wall Miley Cryus yes i will and i'll watch flies
6. What am I afraid of?
Down i am scared of looking down from a height so this makes sense
7. What will I be doing in a few years?
Since U been gone Kelly Clarkson i've disappered??
8. What is some good advice for me?
9. What should I do instead of this quiz?
Party in the USA Miley Cryus i should go to a party
10. Will you get married?
Don't Stop the Music Rihhanamusic at the wedding??
11. What is the story of your life?
Go Away Little Girl Donny Osmond The want me to go away??
12. How can you get ahead in life?
Jesus take the wheel Carrie Underwood Jesus helps me... that's really good!!
13. What is the best thing about your friends?
14. What song describes you?
Little Bit Country, Little bit Rock n Roll Donny and Marie Osmond it actually does a little
15. How does the world see you?
All American Girl Carrie Underwood that's good i'm american and a girl
16. Will you have a happy life?
Umbrella Rihanna is that good?
Goodbye goodbyes don't make me happy...
18. What should you do with your life?
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was.
Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
- Age: 3
- Annoyance: high annoyance level :)
-Been on stage?: nope
- Believe in Santa: nope
- Color: green
- Chocolate/Vanilla: chocolate
- Chinese/Mexican mexican
- Dancing in the rain: no you get wet
- Holiday: christmas
I- Instrument: clarinet
- Jewelry: earrings
- Job: none
- Pepsi/Coke: pepsi
- Perfect Pizza: cheese
- Piercings: Ears
- Roll your tongue in a circle: yes
- Ring size:7 1/2
- Sushi: no
- Strawberries/Blueberries: strawberries
- Worst feeling: being scared
- Wanted to be a model: no
This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.
1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?
2. Find a book. Turn to page 57, line 18, word 6. What does it say?
3. What can you hear right now?
My parents talking, the t.v, the washing machine
4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.
me: hi sissy!! (my cat)
Sissy: ~still sleeping~
5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?
6. Type your name with your elbow.
dedn az Aw!! take out the 2nd d and the z.
7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?
i spelled my name wrong!
8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Your wish has just been received.
Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...
Your wish will be granted.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (Many times)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it (-sets back down, checks to see if person noticed, which they didnt- -continue as if nothing happened-)
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
Pokemon Shippings I like:
And I like Ash/OC
MY POKEMON RANT
I really hate Dawn! She's so stupid!!! I mean who travels with two boys then complains that her hair looks bad? If she worried so much about her hair then she should travel with girls! May was good, but she complained a lot. Again, if you're committed why complain about walking so much? May looks okay with Ash. Then there was Misty! Misty was AWESOME!!!! I mean carried around a mallet and wacked people in the head with it? That's cool! Her and Ash belong together. Whenever someone mentioned them as a couple one or both of them blushed and instantly denied it! TRUE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! They should bring back the old team of humans for the next region!! If they do, I will definatly keep watching it! Then Ash and Misty could finally go out together! And Brock could be all sad and without a girlfried... =)
List 10 favourite Harry Potter characters in a random order:
Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?
What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?
The wizarding world would be in one huggee mess!!
Do you recall any good fics about 9?
Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
Ummm..no, since he always made fun of her!
4/8 or 4/9?
Neither but I guess 4/9
What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 were having a secret relationship?
Well 3 would be in a lott of trouble!!!
Make a summary of at least 20 words of a 2/6 fan fic
Instead of making fun of her, he decided to be nice for a change. Even though of the constent teasing he liked her. Much to her surprise. And happiness.
Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic
What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?
None, because that's just WRONG!!!!
Does anyone on your friends list read 7/9?
If you wrote a songfic about 10 what song would you choose?
Easy. Werewolf in London!!!
HARRY POTTER vs. Twilight
You say Twilight
Copy and Paste this if you agree that Hogwarts Rules!!!
If you think Edward Cullen needs to go die, copy and paste this into your profile.
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