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Joined 11-26-09, id: 2158744, Profile Updated: 02-01-12
Author has written 5 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Ranma, Harry Potter, Danny Phantom, Naruto, Superman, Bleach, and inFAMOUS.

My name is Albarn. I am... new, technically. I've read fanfiction since I was fifteen, but haven't written any until now outside of my notebooks. I hope to someday write my own orginal novel that people will eventually find good enough to write fanfiction off of. This is a stepping stone to that goal. My writing will be of all different shapes and sizes. From citric content to agnst to fluffy happy gooey family scenes, I'm going to try my hand at it all.


Okay, here's the deal. I've decided to make a foray into the realm of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. But not as a writer. I've been reading some things lately that I have found entertaining and recently started watched the show again so I can rehash some knowledge of it.

That said, I do indeed have a challenge.

1. Xander is the main character. Non-negotiable.

2. Dawn can play a part, if you want, but no one other than those two from the Buffy-verse may have more than a passing role in it. Non-negotiable.

3. It can happen at any time that is not the halloween episode. Done far too much. Negotiable.

4. The story absolutely must begin with the following:

Xander Harris was not your average young man, through no fault of his own. It all started with Buffy Summers, who introduced Xander, Willow and Jesse-the last tragically briefly- to a world of supernatural forces. The only problem with that, those same forces either wanted to kill off all of humanity or have them for a midnight snack.

This all said, Xander had the perfect out to not walk head first ainto a swirling, magical vortex, naively hoping for a new world of magical adventure and sexy, scantily clad damsels in distress for him to rescue.

After those four things, the rest of it is all up to you. I don't care where he(and Dawn if you so choose) go, what they do there, or if they ever make it back.

So... Have Fun!

"When life gives you lemons... make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it." - dunno

"Just a heads up, we're gonna have a super conductor turned up full blast and pointed at you. I'll be honest, we're throwin' science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Best case scenario, you get superpowers! Worst, you get tumors, and we'll cut those out." - Cave Johnson

"Alright this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So word of advice: if you meet yourself on the testing track don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time - entirely. Forward and backward. So do both of yourselves a favor and let that handsome devil go about his business." - Cave Johnson

"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice tha lab-boys gave me: [paper rustling] do not get covered in the repulsion gel! We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one and it does not like the human skeleton." - Cave Johnson

"Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor. Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news: bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts." - Cave Johnson

"Why is the word 'phonics' not spelled how it sounds?"- Random e-mail

"Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' have different meanings?"- Same e-mail

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."- Einstein

"You watched Borat?""No.""You were one wrong answer from being disowned."- Me and my mother

"Ted, buddy, I love you like my brother, I do, but if you even bring Borat into my neighborhood I'll have you killed and fed to man eating Koalas."- Me

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Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 8,281 - Follows: 1,819 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,767 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Old King Cole by donalgraeme reviews
What happens in between the first game and the second? What happened to Sasha? What happened to Moya? Take a look, why don't you?
inFAMOUS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,418 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010
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Straight Jacket Orange reviews
AU. Naruto, a recipient of so much hate and abuse, cracks at an early age. The Hokage, hoping to see the young man heal, makes him a ninja and sticks him on Kakashi's team. A wise decision? Probably not. Insane Naruto. Pairing? Maybe eventually.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Naruto U.
inFAMOUS Phantom reviews
Being rewritten. While visiting his sister in Empire City, Danny, Sam, and Tucker just happen to be walking through the Historic District when a strange explosion kills thousands, nearly taking them out too, if not for Danny.DxS TrishxCole
Crossover - Danny Phantom & inFAMOUS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,236 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Danny F.
Bloody Scalping reviews
Dark AU. Vagues HHr. Harry is being convicted of multiple murders. Murders he committed. Murders he couldn't be more proud of if he tried. M for dark as heck themes, mentioned rape, and character death. Wizarding World Bashing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Spectral Horse reviews
While lost, Ryoga makes a stupid wish to a PMSing Genie that doesn't turn out quite as he'd wanted it to. Now Ranma has no ki, is half dead, and has to go to Amity Park in America to get help from the only other Halfa currently on the planet.DannyxSam Rx?
Crossover - Ranma & Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Ranma
Goku vs Superman: The True Story reviews
This is how the fight between these two titans of fandom really ended.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Superman - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Goku
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