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21 year-old girl and hopelessly obsessed with Southern Vampire Mysteries, Eric Northman and Alexander Skarsgård. What can I say, I'm a sucker for sexy vampires/blondes/tall men/Europeans.

I don't plan on writing anything for a while, this profile is just to review all these amazing stories out there. They keep me addicted and always wanting more (:

My Pen Name comes from the wonderful series 'Immortals After Dark', by Kresley Cole. Nïx, Proto-Valkyrie and Soothsayer without Equal, is such an awesome character.

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Eric by DeeDeeINFJ reviews
A retelling of Charlaine Harris' Southern Vampire Mysteries from Eric's POV.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 234,850 - Reviews: 3394 - Favs: 1,858 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Eric, Sookie
All In by kjwrit reviews
What happens in Vegas doesn't always stay there. Can Sookie and Eric beat the odds or will their house of cards come tumbling down? Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 501,805 - Reviews: 9365 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Instincts by evenflo78 reviews
Set near the end of season 3 episode 10, during Eric and Sookie's conversation in his office. My version of what SHOULD have happened. Sookie decides to trust Eric. Was it a mistake? AU Continues on into season 4, with slight changes to the story line. NOW COMPLETE.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 125,577 - Reviews: 2600 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 1,302 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Real or Not Real? by JackBadJuJu reviews
*MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS* A series of one shots about Peeta & Katniss after the third book. Chapters will range in various lengths, genres, & content. Quotes featured from the books. Suggestions or Requests are welcomed. Rated M.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,191 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Dead without a Work Permit by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie is tricked by Eric to go to his home country, Norway. Soon she is working for Eric and living in his house. A rewrite of the books into human characters, but still the same Eric and Sookie. AH. This story is now completed.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,696 - Reviews: 2291 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Take it Off by Team Jane reviews
A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 192,789 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Dead To My World by afalcone10 reviews
What if Hallow cursed Eric so that he lost his memory and ended up meeting Sookie while running down Hummingbird Road…but she had never met him or Bill or any other vampire before? Rated M for later chapters. Slightly AU, more like Alternate Timeline.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 325,437 - Reviews: 3655 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin' by makesmyheadspin reviews
Eric & Sookie meet when she moves into the cottage next door for the summer. Explosive chemistry leads to a friends with benefits relationship. Only they're forced to evaluate how they really feel when one of them starts dating someone else. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 201,529 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Healing Blood by BellaWriter7 reviews
Post DAG, one vision of how Sookie and Eric find one another. Can Sookie recover from her torture? Is Eric trustworthy? Will their bond survive? Rated M for a reason. Some OC. Lemons galore.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 263,450 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Captive by CoolStoryBroXD reviews
"My name is Sookie Stackhouse, I am almost twenty four years old and I've been Felipe de Castro's prisoner for four years." AU Eric/Sookie story. Sookie is broken because of her past and convinced that love doesn't exist. Can Eric help pick up the pieces?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Sookie, Eric
Changing It All by FODforever reviews
Sookie receives a reality-altering gift from Niall, and makes a plan to right the wrongs in her life; but can she change the past and still hold on to the future? Rated T now, M later. Sookie/Eric, but it's going to take a little while! Through ch 1 D&G.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 97,795 - Reviews: 2330 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sookie, Eric
Couples Therapy by evenflo78 reviews
Best friends, Eric & Sookie, have had more than their share of bad relationships. They seek the advice of a relationship counselor who gives them some advice they were never prepared for. AH Now complete.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 120,965 - Reviews: 2545 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Heartless by callistana reviews
"Not like this," Haymitch says. "He wanted it to be real." Missing moment from Catching Fire – Katniss suggests the public marriage proposal. Written for angel gidget.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Studybuddies by scribeninja reviews
In college, Eric is a nerdy virgin and meets Sookie in the library. He's shy and adorkable, and likes Sookie, who is looking for some happiness herself. AH-OOC.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
What The Fae? by MKay Productions reviews
A collaborative event that takes SVM!Sookie & drops her in TB!verse, while TB!Sookie finds herself dropped in SVM!verse. How did this happen, and will they survive? AU with serious potential for citrus explosions of am Eric/Sookie variety.
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,913 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Sookie, Sookie S.
Favor Fire by stella luna sky reviews
"...As I watch the strong lines of his arms and the way they steadily hold that brush to create beautiful things, my stomach churns with acidic butterflies, and I think, real or not real?" Katniss embraces being the girl on fire at last. Pre-Epi. M.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The End is the Beginning by spanglemaker9 reviews
Post-Mockingjay/ pre-epilogue. An expansion of Katniss and Peeta rediscovering each other.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
An End for Mockingjay by Amanda Beth reviews
This is an addition to the end of MJ, extending chapter 27 and a different epilogue. It's the way I imagined the book would end.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Only For Tonight Deja Vu and Then Some by Miss Construed reviews
It's the girl in the red boots and the cowboy we can't resist revisited. See what happens if "only for tonight" turns into tomorrow and the next day too! AU/AH.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,671 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Blue Eyed Beast by Feverdream84 reviews
1800s-AU. What if Sookie's only way to escape life as a spinster was to follow her brother's wishes and wed his business partner. Handsome as this stranger may be, there is very different about him. Soon Sookie will see she isn't the only one with secrets
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,157 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sookie, Eric
House Of Flesh On Fire by FarDareisMai2 reviews
This is an AU/AH fic, inspired by some late night ficleting is that a word? over at the Sookieverse. Professor Northman teaches English at a distinguished liberal arts college. Sookie Stackhouse is an English major. Yeah, you know it's wrong.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 121,377 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead with the Vikings by Thyra10 reviews
Sookie wakes up in a bed a 1000 years ago without knowing how she got there. The story takes place after chapter 1 in Dead in the Family. Spoilers for all books. Rated M for later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,153 - Reviews: 2839 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Birthday Girl by makesmyheadspin reviews
My nod to 80s movies: 16 Candles, The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, Say Anything & The Princess Bride. It all starts when it seems that everyone has forgotten Sookie's birthday. Well, almost everyone....
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,823 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Table For One by Lawn Girl reviews
Sookie is a waitress an at upscale restaurant. Eric is one of her regular customers, who barely talks to her. What happens when they slowly start to get to know each other? AH/AU Rated M for language and lemons!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 104,366 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Smug Bastard by missadventurous reviews
It's just smut, guys. The video at the end is on YouTube.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,811 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
What Dreams May Come by scribeninja reviews
AH-AU-OOC Sookie has been dreaming about an amazing man lately, a man so perfect that there is no chance he's real. But what if he is? And what happens when she meets him? Rated M for later chapters. E/S COMPLETE
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,191 - Reviews: 1225 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
I Love You, But I've Chosen Darkness by greenlemons reviews
Sookie has finally settled into a relationship with Eric; but with the interruption of his maker, the King, her cousin Claude and a whole lot more, Sookie has to decide if it is all worth it in the end. *Spoilers for Dead in the Family Chapter 1
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 203,530 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Tense & Release by Lawn Girl reviews
Eric Northman is a stubborn, hardworking bar owner whose physician gives him an unusual prescription for a back injury: yoga. Will his new yoga instructor, Sookie Stackhouse, be just what the doctor ordered? AH/AU. Rated M for language and lemons.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,637 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Sorry Ladies, Northman's Off the Market by Miss Construed reviews
Sookie moves back to Shreveport and reunites with her old friend Pam. She soon finds herself not only intrigued by Pam's attractive older brother, but in over her head with him in a role-playing scheme. Rated M for later chapters. AH/AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,309 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Hair and Makeup by Suki59 reviews
Sookie is a makeup artist on a film starring the famous Eric Northman. What starts as a normal work day turns into something much more fun. AH, AU, OOC. Nominated for two Lemon Tart Awards and a You Want Blood Award.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,455 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Northman Towers by evenflo78 reviews
Sookie moves in to a new apartment. Could her landlord just happen to be the man of her dreams? All human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,682 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Hershey's Kisses by evenflo78 reviews
Is Sookie really the good girl everyone thinks she is? What if she has a bit of a wild side? A one- night stand leads to more than Sookie ever bargained for. All Human
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,643 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Dead on a Football Field by Thyra10 reviews
Eric is the star of the team, Sookie the new assistant coach. He hates her for being a woman in male football. She hates him for being lazy and cocky. Arrogant Bastard meets the Ice Queen. AH. AU. OOC. Rated M.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Samhain by Suki59 reviews
This placed second in the Eric and His Great Pumpkin One-shot Contest. It's an Eric and Sookie love story that finds Sookie in Italy and Ireland dreaming of a new life. She finds it with our favorite vampire. AU
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete
Chasing The Light by FarDareisMai2 reviews
It's five months since he recovered his memories, but Eric has kept Sookie at arm's length. Will being with her put her in danger? Spoilers through book 8.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,635 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sookie, Eric - Complete