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Joined 11-26-09, id: 2158862, Profile Updated: 08-06-12
Author has written 7 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, iCarly, Fairy Tales, and Harry Potter.

Hello everyone, my name is Elle. I love a lot of things, honestly too many to count. Some of my current favorites include, Community, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, Psych, Doctor Who and Dowton Abbey. I ship cannon almost all the time. I can't help it. They are always the cutest.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. -Inigo Montoya

Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something. -Man in Black

Morals from Doctor Who

Vaporization without representation is against the constitution!

Bad laws were made to be broken.


Homo sapiens. What an inventive, invincible species. It's only a few million years since they crawled up out of the mud and learned to walk. Puny, defenceless bipeds. They've survived flood, famine and plague. They've survived cosmic wars and holocausts. And now, here they are, out among the stars, waiting to begin a new life. Ready to outsit eternity. They're indomitable.

Which is the quickest way out of here?
[Each of the women at the fountain point in different directions.]
Yes. Well. That's democracy for you.

I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there.

Your species has the most amazing capacity for self-deception, matched only by its ingenuity when trying to destroy itself.

Oh, you know nothing of any human, and that will be your downfall

There's no such thing as an ordinary human.

End of the universe and here you are. Indomitable, that's the word! Indomitable!

Small though it is, the human brain can be quite effective when used properly.


I never carry weapons. If people see you mean them no harm, they never hurt you. Nine times out of ten...

Have you noticed how people's intellectual curiosity begins to decline the moment they start waving guns about?

Oh, marvelous. You're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation.

Among all the varied wonders of the universe, there's nothing so firmly clamped shut as the military mind.

You let one of them go, but that's nothing new. Every now and then a little victim spared, because she smiled, 'cos he's got freckles, 'cos they begged. And that's how you live with yourself, that's how you slaughter millions. Because once in a while, on a whim, if the wind's blowing in the right direction, you happen to be kind.

Before this war began, I was a father and a grandfather. Now I'm neither, but I'm still a doctor.

Ohh, yes. Harmless is just the word: that's why I like it! Doesn't kill, doesn't wound, doesn't maim.

War is coming. In foreign fields, war of the whole wide world, with all your boys falling down in the mud. Do you think they will thank the man who taught them it was glorious?!

Mankind doesn't need warfare and bloodshed to prove itself.

You need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up "genocide". You'll find a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read "Over my dead body".

'Cause you don't need to own the universe, just see it. Have the privilege of seeing the whole of time and space, that's ownership enough.

What are you, coward or killer?
Coward, any day.

Call me old fashioned, but if you really wanted peace couldn't you just stop fighting?

Life in general

Answers are easy. It's asking the right questions which is hard.

Don't cross your bridges before they're hatched.

First things first, but not necessarily in that order.

To the rational mind, nothing is inexplicable; only unexplained.

Sarcasm's an adjustive stress reaction.

An apple a day keeps the... Ah, never mind.

The illusion is always one of normality.

Optimism: Belief that everything will work out well. Irrational, bordering on insane.

Two wrongs don't make a left turn.

A risk shared is a risk doubled.

A stitch in time... takes up space.

One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel.

The prettier it looks, the more likely it is to kill you.

…envy is the beginning of all true greatness.

Never use force; you'll just embarrass yourself... unless you're cross, in which case: always use force!

…the bravery of idiots is bravery nonetheless!

It takes all sorts to make a galaxy.

There are no measurements in infinity.

…the worse the situation the worse your jokes get.

Circular logic will only make you dizzy.

America doesn't have a monopoly on bad taste.

Destiny? Isn't that just a fancy name for blind chance?

…the bear will not pursue us; such things happen only in the theatre.

If you want a job done properly, get a girl to do it.

Tricky things, mammoths

"Mastery of English?" Well, I'd reverse the roles, personally: it's English that has mastered me.


Ten million years of absolute power. That's what it takes to be really corrupt.

The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.

We shall become all-
-powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! UNIMAGINABLE POWER! UNLIMITED RICE PUDDING! Etcetera! Etcetera


You're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.

How do ye know so much?
I read a lot.

Well, to be fair I had a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, such as a teaspoon and an open mind.

Good looks are no substitute for a sound character.


Sleep is for tortoises!

Sounds healthy, but exceedingly dull.

There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes.

If you call that being nearly killed, you haven't lived yet.

You know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it's a hundred years later.

Love has never been noted for its rationality.

For some people, small, beautiful events are what life is all about.

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way.

The thing is…time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook; you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers.

Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today. Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, Every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives.

When you're a kid, they tell you it's all "grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it." But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. And so much better.

Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It's not the time that matters, it's the person.

A longer life isn't always a better one. In the end, you just get tired; tired of the struggle, tired of losing everyone that matters to you, tired of watching everything you love turn to dust. If you live long enough, Lazarus, the only certainty left is that you'll end up alone.

There is no indignity in being afraid to die, but there is a terrible shame in being afraid to live.

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

One must always accept the unexpected.

If I knew everything that was about to happen, where would the fun be?

Rest is for the weary; sleep is for the dead.

Never be certain of anything; it's a sign of weakness

That's the trouble with computers, always think in black and white. No aquamarines, no blues, no imagination.


The universe has to move forward. Pain and loss, they define us as much as happiness or love. Whether it's a world, or a relationship... Everything has its time. And everything ends.

Everything must come to dust. All things. Everything dies.

It is never easy to die.

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Red, Red Rose by Undercover Godmother reviews
Grace is a teen who has an average life; excepting one strange encounter that she had with a boy in the forest when she was six. Based on the Grimm Fairy Tale the Rose, Grace shall discover a world of fairies and a parent's debt that will cost her dearly.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,487 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 8/26/2010
You Me At Six by dbanjeezeez reviews
This is a story about something that happened quite a while ago when your parents were still teenagers. As a matter of fact, this story happens to be about a pair of teenagers who would be parents, were they still alive... James/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,425 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 12/5/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Behind The Prankster's Mask by Elisabeth Potter reviews
Everyone has a reason to be the way they are and so does James Potter. What if pieces of his mask start slipping and a certain redhead sees beyond? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,900 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 9/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Childish Notions by Flaignhan reviews
He's never been as brave as little Leo Fitz. [Spoilers for 1x21]
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/7/2014 - G. Ward - Complete
Love and Other Tragedies by Fancyeyes reviews
"We don't deserve her," the Head Boy answered thoughtfully. "None of us do. Not even me. Not because she's perfect. She's not. Sometimes I think she's even more disastrously flawed than the rest of us combined. And not because she's beautiful, even though she is. Certainly not for being lovely because she never was.We don't deserve her because she's so much more than we'll ever be"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 229,880 - Reviews: 948 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11274 - Favs: 10,301 - Follows: 9,054 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Turning Tables by scared of clouds reviews
Lily Evans' and James Potter's relationship has always been a complicated story; it's just about to get a lot more complicated. And so is everything else. They might not know each other well, but they're about to know each other a lot better. Cover art by anxiouspineapples.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 205,589 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nineteen Days Later by HalfASlug reviews
It has been nineteen days since the war ended. For everyone involved, it's time to move on and rebuild but can they after everything that has happened? Multiple POVs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,333 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Follow the Red by PrettyPrettyPlease reviews
"I will always find you." With accomplishment comes renown. Being renowned makes you prey. Someone wants Ariadne dead or alive so none but Eames and Arthur have entered the race to find her first. This is a game of various cats and one tiny Parisian mouse.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,932 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ariadne, Arthur - Complete
Maybe by KazeCat reviews
Some visitors always come unannounced. / Abed-centric, one-shot. Hinted pairings.
Community - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Abed N. - Complete
iTrap by ColorsOfTheSky101 reviews
Upon meeting by chance at Camp Sparkle Lake, Mary Benson and Clara Puckett discover something shocking about their family history: they're twins, mysteriously separated at birth. A story of sisterhood, family, and lost&found love. Based on The Parent Trap
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,049 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B.
Time Tots by gingerbritishgypsyelf reviews
A fic following the relationship of the Doctor and River Song, during that short time when their time lines matched up. Rated T for possibly adult situations in later chapters. SLIGHTLY AU as of 'A Good Man Goes to War,' but not too much.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 105,724 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Crown by SheHatesWriting reviews
Princess Elizabeth is 17, her friends tell her she should be glad she's getting married to the handsome King Matthew, but she can't help but feel as if it's not the best decision for her. Sorry suck at summarys better then what it sounds.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011
The Wall by Great Gray Owl reviews
A dry erase wall with a simple question written across the top has been added to the Arts and Crafts cabin. Why is it there? Who's coming up with the questions? And most importantly... What are the campers' answers?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010
Under Investigation by dusty violet reviews
Peter and Neal are working on cases as usual - but Peter has his eye on Neal for different reasons. He's not "fine" like he claims to be. Takes place during S2, possible spoilers. Peter/Neal friendship.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
Black and White by Erandri reviews
Neal dreamed in black and white, and he had a few theories as to why.
White Collar - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Neal C. - Complete
Napped! by Livelier reviews
It's the summer before 7th year and Lily Evans is out riding her bike when a certain black-haired Marauder jumps out from the bushes with an apple and a very large bag in hand... T for language. Lily POV. R&R? Done!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,092 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Christmas Calendar 2010: The Only Words by lumos maximum reviews
James hummed. "Those are butterflies; I get them all the time around you." / 100 word James/Lily drabbles everyday until Christmas, all of them with pieces of two hearts, souls and their everlasting love. / - 25 DEC ; December 25, 1980
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
By The Book by HalfshellVenus1 reviews
Peter & Neal Gen: A guide to the care and feeding of Neal Caffrey.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
It's Not So Bad by yogibogi reviews
COMPLETE! Just another wacky story about the crazy times of the Marauders and friends, set in their 7th year. Mainly SBOC, and some JPLE. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,735 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 7/13/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Better than Most Best Friends reviews
James and Sirius are friends, best friends. These are the moments in their lives where they weren't just best friends, they were brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - James P., Sirius B.
Unusual Occurrences reviews
In a once peaceful world, shadows are taking over. Ancient enemies are resurfacing and not everything is as it seems.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011
The Queen's River reviews
A not so common theif, he did not expect her, did not expect such a drastic change in his plans. A not so common girl sould have turned him in instead she sealed her ending. A not so common man, he loved her, but He go in the way. On Hiatus
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010
Winter's Masterpiece reviews
A poem about Winter as he covers the land in ice
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Complete
Regret reviews
A tragedy occurs and Freddie is left with but one regret.
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Freddie B., Sam P.
The Fire Escape reviews
A short poem
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Cookies reviews
Why you should never let your Seaweed Brained boyfreind bake cookies. First fanfic so constructive critisism is appriciated.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
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