Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Bleach.
“Heey, sorry I’m late!” Naruto greeted, waving. “Is Kakashi-sensei here,” Naruto asked, familiar with his teacher’s habits, “or are we going to have to burn all of his perverted hangouts down until we find him?”
“I’m here!” Kakashi coughed, materializing from god knows where. “You violent little child.” (Naruto from Tsunade's Heir ch. 15)
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry - Anonymous
"What's comin' will come, an' we'll meet it when it does." - Hagrid
"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." -Confucius
"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Dumbledore
Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away - Anonymous
A dream will always triumph over reality, once it is given the chance. - Stanislaw Lem
Haru started laughing as the infamous duo started another fight, rolling over the long grass, trying to wrestle each other into submission. She looked over at her fiancé again, and smiled.
“Thanks, Baron. Um, can I assume that a snicker doodle is a cookie?”
The tawny cat stared at her with shock.
“Muta! I don’t think she’s ever had a snicker doodle!”
The fat cat looked up with shock, allowing an easy punch in.
“Quick! To my kitchen!” (What If ch. 14 by YarningChick)
“Do not train a child to learn by force or harshness; but direct them to it by what amuses their minds, so that you may be better able to discover with accuracy the peculiar bent of the genius of each.” - Plato
This is the crack team that foils my every plot! I am deeply shamed.
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
Once I had a handle on life; then it broke
“The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”
Mr. Freeman: Why not spend that time on art: painting, sculpting, charcoal, pastel, oils? Are words or numbers more important than images? Does algebra move you to tears? (Hands raise, thinking he wants answers.)
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.
Words can't hurt you unless the person saying them writes them on an anvil and drops it on your head.
I have no preference. I hate everyone equally.
“Do not anger dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
"I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die."
Three things cannot be hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.
I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than of 100 lions led by a sheep.
Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
He was so narrow-minded that he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
People are very open-minded about new things - as long as they are exactly like the old ones.
"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."
Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven't been done before.
You are unique just like everybody else
"I'm gonna be over here, brooding, silently."
We've got men, we've got rockets, we've got Saran Wrap; fix it!
God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.
Well behaved women rarely make history.
If you're against gay marriage, don't marry someone of the same sex.
The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
"Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"
“How about this? The chances are better for Snape to suddenly declare his open armed support for inter-house unity by standing in the middle of a busy hallway and shouting ‘HOUSE UNITY HUG SANDWICH! SLYTHERIN MEAT!’ at which point Sirius and Remus could come up and warmly cuddle him in their arms simultaneously to which he would reply ‘I’m warm and toasty like pastrami caressed with wonder bread.’”
"We could summon Death, point to Voldemort and say 'that one'."
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. -Albert Einstein
Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult. -Stephen Leacock
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much. -Oscar Wilde
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. -George Bernard Shaw
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. -Jean Kerr
The life given us by nature is short, but the memory of a life well spent is eternal. -Cicero
The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water; but to walk on the earth. -Chinese Proverb
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It’s the stupid ones that need the advice. -Bill Cosby
The greatest part of a writer's time is spent in reading, in order to write; a man will turn over half a library to make one book. -Samuel Johnson
Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind. -Rudyard Kipling
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. -Marty Feldman
All who wander are not lost. -JRR Tolkien
How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live. -Henry David Thoreau
A Serious Discussion While Watching Cartoons: Part I in Squib Harry series - Status: Complete
Master Status: Part II in Squib Harry series - Status: Complete
Master Status: Squib : Part III in Squib Harry series - Status: being drafted and planned out. Ch. 1 is up.
Since I got reviews and favs and alerts, that made me realized that this story is liked. That I do want to see where this story goes. I want to see how this Squib!Harry has grown and how he acts. So, I'm on the ride as well. I'm not really sure where it'll go, but I'm sure it'll be fun. I need a beta reader.