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PROFILE PICTURE DRAWN BY MY CHICKEN-LION-FISH FRIEND (thank you ily yazz)

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HILLO MY BABBIES. how are you all? are you doing well my dears, are you rising up and becoming stars of the fanfic world? i am so proud of you all.

once upon a time, i was a scaredy baby of a teenager who loved twilight, and at the time it was cool. now, not so more (in fact this is the biggest understatement of the year).

FIRST OF ALL- NEWS BECAUSE I AM SO PROUD OF MY BB:

FLORA YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON. you did it babby, you graduated from the first few years of hell of secondary. i am so sorry for not speaking to you sooner, please don't hate me. although if you do just know that i do not blame you. i love you my honorary sister, and i am very very proud of you. you are smart and GURRLLL you looked smoking in your dress (how the fuck did you get your hair to look so nice, no really how did you do that), and i look forward to sharing a flat with you.

i know things haven't always gone to plan, i.e. the phone calls that i never returned, the PMs that i stopped sending after a while. But i do miss you, and please know that. i am genuinely sorry that i have not been there when the bitches in school were just a little too rough for your liking, or when the homeworkSC duties load was too fucking big to handle.

i love you my dear, and i know that it may seem that i don;t actually keep the promises i make, but all will come to those who wait. i'll see you in a bit

ALL RIGHTIE, LETS GET INTO MY HEAD.

About Me Survey

1. What do you plan on doing with your life a decade from now

Having a great life, i suppose. With my nice gentlemen friend, and my cat ( going to be named Arch/ Archie). I want to be so many things :C

2. Do you support abortion? Yes or No? Give your reasons.

No because what you might view as a mistake, might be the one thing someone else has wanted for a very long time.

3. Do you support euthanasia? Yes or No? Give your reasons.

What is this euthanasia?

4. Would you rather go back in time or remain where you are in terms of the time of your life?

ooohoooooohooo. hard choice. i've always wanted to be living in London, and being a western person. i just really want to change a lot, but i'm also sort of happy where i am. i just graduated from the MYP program (whoohoo) with the people i hope to spent the rest of my life with (platonically).

5. Do you like the school you’re going to? Yes or No? Give your reasons.

i used to, then i found my people.

6. Who was your favourite Disney princess as a child?

Probably Belle.

7. How do you manage your finances? What do you normally spend it on? And what would you do with your savings for the future?

ehehe. i spend my money on food, and things that strike my fancy sometimes. savings for the future? i'd buy a flat and a cat.

8. Do you still live with your folks?

i'm fifteen where else am i going to live.

9. What do you crave for for desserts?

sometimes crepes, choco pudd, ooohh i like lime sorbet (even though it is so sour)

10. Who are your style icons?

HAHAHAHAHA- what style? i dress like a stylish old lady-hobo. most of the time, vintage-ish i guess.

11. Would you rather die by fire or by ice?

(yeesh) um, ice because the cold will make your body conserve heat and make you drowsy, eventually leaving you to sleep to death.

12. Do you believe in an afterlife?

i'm just going to say that i really hope there is an afterlife, because i want to grow wings and fly (if the people judging me find me good enough to stay above not below)

13. What do you fear most about death?

that it's going to hurt

14. Favourite countries and cities in the world.

ENGLAND- no question, Singapore, Hawaii

15. Extrovert or Introvert?

Extrovert- with a twist. i love staying near people i know well, and i'm genuinely happy near them. HOWEVER. i am also as shy as fuck.

16. Do you own any pets?

i have five dogs :D yes i love them all.

17. Last movie you watched? Did you enjoy it?

NOW YOU SEE ME- it's a magic movie, seriously go watch it.

18. Where do you normally shop for clothes?

uh Zara and other places.

19. Last person you spoke to on the phone?

YAZZ the artist.

20. Favourite TV shows?

DOCTAH WHOOOO. that is it. and on that note whovians i shall leave you with something that will give you feels:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

when the Angels took Manhattan,

they took the Ponds too.

-sobs- my baby doctor is so alone and sad and i love him so much i am so proud of him. I HAVE LOST THINGS.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

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