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Author has written 78 stories for Naruto, Remote, Yu-Gi-Oh, Death Note, Misc. Books, Fallen, Get Backers, Kuroshitsuji, Inuyasha, Fruits Basket, Junjō Romantica, Dragon Ball Z, and Trinity Blood.
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AND CAN WE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING CHRISTDUCKFUCKING KRISHNA AND OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LORD JASHIN—oh sweet baby fucking jesus on a unicorn
CAN WE PLEASE JUST PAUSE AND FLAIL AND SCREAM AND ORGASM OVER HOW PERFECT MY ADULT HUSBANDO IS HUFFFFFUCKKKKKINGDAMNSON MY OVARIES, FUCKING DONE—
i love you bby
The girl you just called fat
She's overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly
She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped
He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the ugly scars
He fought for his country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying
His mother is dying.
Repost if you're against bullying.
I bet more than 95% of you won't...
On Saturday, the 13th of August 2011...
Two of my beloved pets passed away.
Roxy, our beautiful German Shephard, and Muffin, our once retarded but lovely cat, were taken to a friend of the family who put them both to sleep, on the request of my mother.
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Fanfiction Collab AccountS ('s' implying that I have more than one)
Second account is with my friend 'Mello-san', A.K.A. 'KiryuuChick'.
If you are TOTALLY against Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto being a couple...copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the on going list: CherryBlossomSavior,XxSaKuRa.AnD.sAsUkE-uChIhAxX, starlight1765, Sasukeluva 4eva
Okay, so here are some things that I have used as inspiration for my story 'High School Scandal'!
The Virgin Widow
Ideas for stories;
Title; The blade cuts deep (TITLE TO BE REVISED)
Characters; Sasuke Uchiha (Team Taka), Sakura Haruno
Everything's fine; deployed on your average S-ranked solo mission, everything's in your favour-- until Sakura accidentally runs into the man who haunts her dreams, and twists her very existence as she knows it. That's when everything takes a change for the worse...
Title: Unwavering determination, diminishing hope (TITLE TO BE REVISED)
Categories: Angst, Romance
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha & Sakura Haruno
"You say that you'll do anything for me... but how much of that is really the truth... Sakura?"
Title: Tombe de la Nuit ('Tomb of the Night')
Categories: Angst, Romance
Characters: Sasuke Uchiha & Sakura Haruno
Sakura Haruno, whilst on a mission to gather Intel on the whereabouts of one Sasuke Uchiha, is captured and raped by none other than... Itachi Uchiha?! Not only that, but not long after he is killed by Sasuke, Sakura finds out that she is pregnant with the mass-murderer's bastard son! When news of this travels to the ears of the man she has irrevocably loved her whole life, he comes back to the village and... begs her to carry out the pregnancy?! What could have possibly brought this on?! And how will Sakura react when he declares that he will take the child from her and raise it himself?! Only time will tell. And as time shifts, so do the feelings both share for one another...
You say BABY PINK
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-:- Pain (Yahiko)
THIS IS THE PROPERTY OF YOURS TRULY (Sasukeluva 4eva), SO PLEASE DO NOT CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN! Sankyuu! =D
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I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away; but if the Doctor is cute, screw the fruit...XD
SASUKE RULES CLUB: Ifyou think Sasuke Uchiha rules copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: sasukerules. org, xkawaiichix, Tiger Priestess,wolfrider93,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva
THE WE HATE KARIN (PRE-EPILOGUE KARIN, anyways, since I actually respect the amount of character development she has undergone post-war) CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,girlwholovesstrawberries,Kaleni of the sand,ApplelovesApple,x.xSasux.xSakux.x,Miyako-hime,sasuke's perfect sakura,LilAubyHere, Sasukeluva 4eva
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!
Power of the Human Mind
Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
Paste this on your page if you are a TRUE NARUTO FAN!
Tokyo tokkyo kyoka kyoku
Sumomo mo momo mo momo no uchi, momo mo sumomo mo momo no uchi
Basu gasu bakuhatsu
Namamugi namagome namatamago
Akamakigami, aomakigami, kimakigami
Kaeru pyoko-pyoko mi pyoko-pyoko, awasete pyoko-pyoko, mu pyoko-pyoko
If you messed up on these (and you know you did) copy them into your bio while laughing your ass off.
If there are any guys that want to date me, my dad gives them these rules.
Daddy's Rules for Dating
I think you can understand why I don't get that many dates.
_Taken from crazychick1313's profile. (: _
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body.
The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Starfish have no brains.
Polar bears are left-handed.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (:
Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".
Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".
Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
Loud Sigh- This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
Soft Sigh- Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".
Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".
Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".
Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing"
Property of 'mackenzie2388'; I just sorta stole it with permission! XP
THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.
When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?
When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
Copyright goes to 'mackenzie2388!'
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet
Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut
I am working as hard as I can to update on all of my stories, so please be patient with me!
UPDATE: NOVEMBER 2014; So my laptop is kinda dead, on top of other daily pressures like uni and such. For any of you out there still faithful and or crazy enough to still support me even after so much time has passed since I last posted an update for my older stories, I sincerely apologise. I am working hard regardless in the meantime, hoping for my computer to be fixed, since it has everything on it and it is my life. OTL
All my sexually-confused/practically nonexistent sexuality infused love,
Your Terribad Author.
UPDATE: JUNE 2015; I've deleted quite a few stories, as I have no references to draw from from my old drafts (since my old laptop is kinda dead and all), and I don't really feel motivated to develop them any further. As for my current stories, well, after my uni exams I will do my best to update.