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Joined 11-27-09, id: 2159257, Profile Updated: 05-18-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Merlin, and Twilight.

I'm just a lazy, layabout, scroungy student, leeching off the government for five and a half years until I get my degree. Of course, I'm waiting for my cannabis to grow so I can make myself some mean hashbrowinies. I study the obscure and vague Creative Industries, eat only organic vegetables and lentils, sleep until mid-afternoon and only come out of my den for the two weeks of exams at the end of each semester before skulking back in to 'hibernate'.

The above was mostly a lie. I am a student in CI and law, but definitely not lazy, or on any illegal drug or substance. I do prefer organic farmer's markets to supermarkets and enjoy a good lie-in though :).

Serious About Me: Er, I'm originally from England and emigrated to Australia. I use a lot of slang, both British and Aussie which will probably pass over onto characters when I write. So, if you would, please bear with me. I am incredibly forgetful when it comes to day to day things (I leave my keys in my postbox all the time!) but can recall facts, dates, people and their relationships like you wouldn't believe. I inhale books, and remember a teacher once telling me to read a book again because she claimed I had read it too quickly to have comprehended anything. She quized me, quite embarrassingly in front of the whole class, and eventually gave me up as a bad job when I could answer them correctly. If she had have asked me the day's date or what I'd had for breakfast, I wouldn't've had a clue. A bit odd, but like everything in this world, we deal with it. :)

My first name is not Alice, but my favourite book is Alice in Wonderland, and Alice is my favourite character in the Twilight series. She nicked a Porsche. That's pretty awesome.

I've become rather fed up with Harry Potter and somehow even more fed up with Twilight than I was and so have found me a new young warlock with a mother of a destiny and the weight of the world on his shoulders:

Merlin!

Ignoring that the series is, admittedly, quite terrible (it's not particularly clever, witty, historically accurate, well researched, characterised, written or edited and there are occasionally incredibly bad lapses in the acting that make you wonder if the editing department are monkeys, at which point you remember it's the BBC so anything is possible (how very dare they cancel Whites?) I do love it. I even love the awkward bits where the lines given to Colin Morgan and Bradley James are so bad that you feel embarrassed for watching it. Part of what makes it so magical I suppose :)

Thanks to all my readers and encouragers and I promise that I will be back to writing again soon!


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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 386,806 - Reviews: 7830 - Favs: 4,197 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Harsh Reality by Duochanfan reviews
Marge Dursely has only heard bad things about Harry Potter, she has not had the chance to meet him face to face. The Durselys are going on hoilday and Marge will have to look after a four year old Harry Potter, will she see what lies beneath the lies?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,108 - Reviews: 2563 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 3,899 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Harry P., Marge D. - Complete
The Abuse in a Violently Different Dimension by VG Jekyll reviews
After finding out yet another secret that has been kept from him, Harry blows up Dumbledore's office only to find himself -how cliché- in an Alternate Dimension where Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. AU & Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 83,865 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 2,682 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 6/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sound of the Revolution by beakanoma reviews
In his fifth year, Harry faces ostracism with boyfriend Cedric for coming out and for declaring Voldemort has returned. Part 2 in The Love So Green Collection - SLASH, Harry/Cedric. M for Chapters 01, 03.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,962 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 1,285 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.
Another Chance by Captain Cranium reviews
Complete! A cliché time travel story with a twist. After losing his friends and family to the war, Harry travels back in time to his fourteen year old self's body and tries to change the outcome of the Triwizard Tournament.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,456 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Cometh the Hour, Cometh the Man by shredder of paper reviews
All Harry Potter wanted was to go unnoticed. He wanted a school without Dudley Dursley, a home without Vernon. Apparently his wish was granted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Harry P., James P.
Going Home by innocentimp reviews
Harry Potter went to live with the Cullens when he was 7 years old, then to Hogwarts when he was 11. Now he's 20, the war with Voldemort is over and due to misunderstandings he's not seen or heard from them in years. This is his journey home. HP/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Harry P., Edward
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5052 - Favs: 11,390 - Follows: 12,869 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Mother's Day by Nf-Heartbreaker reviews
How would Mother's Day be like for Arthur?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Arthur, Ygraine - Complete
A Magical Childhood by Kendra James reviews
An injured six year old Harry Potter wishes for escape from his cupboard with surprising results. As the wizarding world struggles to cope with his disappearance, Harry discovers childhood can be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Complete
A Change of Identity by Willowcharm reviews
Sort of inverted Severitus. Harry's world is turned upside down at the start of First Year when it is revealed that he is the son of James Potter and not Severus Snape. Now into Fourth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 88,479 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Harry P., James P.
A Different Harry by hpnutter reviews
ON HOLD. When he was young, Harry was abandoned at a Muggle orphanage. Years later, the Wizarding World discovers the Boy Who Lived is gone. What happens when they find him at the age of fourteen? Future Cedric/Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,015 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Cedric D., Harry P.
In Plain Sight by poysin reviews
When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry's id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta'd by Graenr!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,693 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
All is Bright by LiterarySpell reviews
In non-magical Victorian England, Harry Potter is a street urchin who Sirius Black begrudgingly takes in on Christmas Eve. There is an instant connection between the two—but what happens when they uncover their real relationship?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,120 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The 12 Days of Christmas by DustfingerandXion reviews
12 drabbles in which Arthur and Merlin spend christmas together. SLASH. Merlin/Arthur. This series assumes that Arthur and Merlin are already together. AU, modern-day style.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10987 - Favs: 14,629 - Follows: 5,902 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Guardian by Logicalmagic reviews
After the Triwizard Tournament debacle, Sirius decides it's high time he started playing a more active role in his godson's life. A Sirius-takes-charge fic. AU Fifth book onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,219 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 2,366 - Follows: 2,795 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Seven Year Snitch by Daniella Fromage reviews
After the Dursleys' deaths, Snape unwillingly becomes seven-year-old Harry's guardian. How long will it take for him to give his archenemy's son a chance? WARNING: Contains the corporal punishment, i.e. spanking, of a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,884 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Cargást reviews
Normally when one is executed, you don't see them popping up all over the castle at inopportune moments. But then Merlin never was normal.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Can I Tell You Something? reviews
Edward decides to tell Harry his big secret. Harry lets him think he's joking and brushes him off. Preview/Spoilerfic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
What You Mean to Us reviews
She always told him he didn’t understand other people. She never told him he understood her." Hermione overhears some nasty gossip. Harry/Hermione friendship. Oneshot. Rated for language and mild references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete