Diablo Priest
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Joined 11-27-09, id: 2159306, Profile Updated: 07-28-17
Author has written 12 stories for Jennifer's Body, Chloe, Red Riding Hood, 2011, Sucker Punch, and Price of Salt.

Who honors those we love for the very life we live? Who sends monsters to kill us, and at the same time sings that we'll never die? Who teaches us what's real, and how to laugh at lies? Who decides why we live, and what we'll die to defend? Who chains us, and who holds the key that can set us free? It's you. You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!


So I'm male, but when I was in college, my sociology prof gave the class a gender rating test that measured the stereotypical male and female attitudes; and I scored a perfect androgynous. I guess that makes me a neuter!

I like to write but I'm not prolific. After seeing Jennifer's Body, I've become obsessed with Jennifer/Needy -- they've touched the teenaged lesbian in me.

If I had been smarter and pious, I would have been a Jesuit.

I've been thinking about writing a JB poem, but my poetic skills aren't what they should be... I might still try it; in the meantime, here's a little poem by Leigh Hunt, the friend of Shelley, Byron, and Keats:

"Jenny Kiss'd Me"

Jenny kiss'd me when we met, / Jumping from the chair she sat in; / Time, you thief, who love to get / Sweets into your list, put that in! / Say I'm weary, say I'm sad, / Say that health and wealth have miss'd me, / Say I'm growing old, but add, / Jenny kiss'd me.

Here's a couple of quotes from my favorite author:

"Truly, the joy of being together fades quickly; the grief of parting is deep. It's not too much to say that we generally live in the sentiment of parting." --Osamu Dazai.

"The discovery that you cannot trust people is the first lesson young people learn as they grow up into adults. Adults are adolescents who have been betrayed." --Osamu Dazai, Return to Tsugaru. (Thought about this the other day when I saw an interview with Amanda Seyfried, who said Jennifer's Body was not really a horror story, but a dark coming-of-age film.)

At one time, my goal was to emulate Dazai.

Here's a few quotes from my favorite musicians:

"Come out of the question and be." --Sinead Lohan, "Out of the Woods," No Mermaid.

"Though you cannot be blamed, I've become inflamed with thoughts of lust and thoughts of power, thoughts of love and the thoughts of Chairman Mao." --Billy Bragg, "The Warmest Room," Talking with the Taxman about Poetry.

"I want to believe in You -- not corrupt institutions / You're a feeling inside -- not rules or regulations / You gave us sexuality -- desire is no sin / You gave out common sense -- but not in a catechism." --In Tua Nua, "The Innocent and the Honest Ones," The Long Acre.

I'm officially fixated on the music from Chloe, directed by Atom Egoyan and starring Amanda "Needy" Seyfried. I listen to it all the time.

IC XC - Remember Father Jacques Hamel, martyred 26 July 2016 - NIKA

IC XC - Remember Shahbaz Bhatti, martyred 2 March 2011 - NIKA

IC XC - Remember David Kato †26 January 2011 - NIKA

IC XC - Remember Phoebe Prince †14 January 2010 - NIKA

This is my commandment, That ye love one another, as I have loved you. --John 15:12.

I, Diablo Priest, do here by promise to review any fanfiction story that I enjoy despite its age, length, or anything else. I've joined the review revolution; copy and paste this onto your profile and be part of the revolution too!

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!..copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

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What Can Never Be reviews
A sequel to the film. Sweet Pea returns home, where she finds romance and tragedy.
Sucker Punch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 7/28/2017 - Sweet Pea - Complete
Just One Angel: A New York Christmas Carol reviews
Eight months after the end of the book/movie, it is Therese and Carol's first Christmas in their big apartment on Madison Avenue. Therese struggles to give Carol the perfect holiday while Carol is depressed and misses Rindy.
Price of Salt - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Therese B., Carol A. - Complete
Last Rites reviews
Death is never far from Jennifer and Needy, even in childhood; but hope is eternal.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Jennifer C., Needy L. - Complete
The Rock and the Unconquered Sun reviews
Young Jennifer and Needy face "evil" for the first time. A bully is tormenting Needy on the playground. Does Jennifer care enough to help her friend?
Jennifer's Body - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Jennifer C., Needy L. - Complete
The Final Mission reviews
An alternate ending. The Wiseman gives the girls their last assignment, but they face a difficult decision about their future.
Sucker Punch - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Complete
The Tenderness of Wolves reviews
Valerie faces danger when she lives in the forest, and the villagers think she is a witch. Contains femslash.
Red Riding Hood, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Grace And Truth reviews
What happens when Catherine is alone in the house and finds Chloe's hairpin. Another version of the "lost scene" from the film.
Chloe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
The Relic reviews
How Catherine came to accept Chloe's hairpin. The "lost scene" from the film.
Chloe - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Dead Lovers and Other Sweet Things reviews
Going in a different direction. Needy is released after spending four years in the mental institution for killing Jennifer. She tries to rebuild her life and enrolls in university. More graphic than my previous work.
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Complete
Fire, Water, and Blood reviews
Jennifer, Needy, and Chip in the year before Low Shoulder came to town. A sequel to "Alien Life Forms."
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,805 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Complete
Alien Life Forms reviews
Femslash. Vignettes or snapshots from Jennifer and Needy's long romance before Chip and the fire at Melody Lane. No demon. Just sweetness and angst!
Jennifer's Body - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
The Passion of Needy reviews
What happens to Needy after she kills the members of Low Shoulder. Femslash
Jennifer's Body - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Complete