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Joined 11-27-09, id: 2159480, Profile Updated: 07-10-11

In case you're interested, I am writing a crossover Harry Potter and Alex Rider collab with prone2dementia on the account Batteries Sold Separately.

I used to have several stories published on this site: all have now been deleted. For further information PM me.

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Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 198,980 - Reviews: 3378 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 3,339 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Life's a Beach by Monster Mads reviews
A fully-certified MI6 spy, 17-year-old Alex has a lot of fun to catch up on. As his temporary guardian, Wolf isn't going to make it easy for him. Evidently, neither is Fate. Old enemies rise up from the ashes, Alex and K-unit take turns parenting each other, Wolf struggles with his psychotic ex, and everybody learns something new. T for swearing, themes and violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 277,455 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
The Old South by Angel Anastasia reviews
The BAU team gets more than they ever imagined when they get a call to visit an old Southern town. warnings: language, violence, rape, ect. so read at your own discretion!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 36 - Words: 285,387 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 5/31/2011 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid
Ask No Questions by Lil Lupin reviews
After Jack decides she's had enough, Alex is forced to live under the same roof as Wolf - fantastic. But what he discovers is a K unit that's falling apart. Can he pull the team back together? Or is what they've been through too much for even Alex to fix? AU, post-Snakehead.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,606 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
Owned by Tsubasa504 reviews
What happens when Yassen decides to show up on Alexs door step and where is he taking him? I rated it T because it might get darker deeper into the story.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,392 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub
Reader, we murdered it by phyll-and-doll reviews
Having watched the movie and busted a lung each laughing we decided to share our amusement with the rest of you lovely people. Here's the result. Enjoy!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,179 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 4/27/2007
Reeducation by Emmy-loo reviews
Alex is being reassigned because Mrs. Jones thinks he needs to be taught a lesson. Will he be able to train a class full of teenagers to become his successors, or will he manage to kill himself first?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,874 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub
The Doctor's Patient by SearchingforLethe reviews
The one thing Spencer Reid feared the most was insanity. And now, kidnapped by a confusing new UnSub and subjected to his experiments, his fear might just become his reality.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 210,590 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - S. Reid
Anything for You by Anonymity Is Key reviews
When a case goes from bad to worse, and the stakes just keep rising, the team's bonds are tested in ways they never anticipated. Contains psychological and physical torture, a very interesting un-sub, and NO Morgan/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 131,510 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 3/20/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan
Soldier's Poem by Little Miss Lover reviews
With nothing left to live for Alex Rider returns to Brecon Beacons. When he wakes up in a different room he suspects nothing more ominous than RTI. Between sinister terrorist organisations and a secret service with blood on their hands, who can he trust?
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,654 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub
The Perfect Weapon? by cailiean44 reviews
Two years after his last mission, Alex is still playing cat and mouse with MI6. Then a mission goes bad and a certain dead assassin comes to rescue him with hopes of training the teen and with ties to a certain Russia, Alex will not go easily, right?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,232 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 4/29/2009 - General Alexei Sarov, Yassen G.
Dead Man Walking by alexsonnn reviews
Ian Rider is back and SCORPIA is after him and Alex. And in the midst of all of that both of the Riders will have to work through their differences that have built up between them. But is Ian the only dead man walking in Alex's life?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,537 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ian R.
Starting Anew by Starry Bright Light reviews
Life's a journey of ups and downs for Alex. And living with the Pleasures just wasn't working out. He couldn't live with them trying to control his life. So, the choice was made—he had to get away. Of course, life couldn't be as simple as that... all it took was one simple change to turn life—as he knows it—upside down.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 233,394 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Shattered Impressions by Scorpia710 reviews
At the back of his mind Alex knew MI6 had betrayed him, sadly it took the words of a supposed dead man to convince him. And will he have the bravery to seek the truth, when it means going against K Unit, and everything he's ever learned?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,401 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
You're So Dead by alyssajoy64 reviews
Unfortunately for Alex, revenge doesn't always go as planned-especially when K-Unit's involved.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Veracity by Valak reviews
Lies are easy,the truth so difficult. After living a life of lies as a spy turned assassin Alex is faced with his past when he is captured and sent to Brecon Beacons. While there he is forced to find the hardest truth of all, that which is within himself.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,083 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 2/22/2012 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
The Mistake by Atrum.Decor reviews
What if the events at the beginning of Eagle Strike happened differently? What if Alex didn't see Yassen Gregorovich over by the yachts? What if, by some strange miracle, Yassen ends up going for Alex? But for what reason? Read to find out. SLASH! ON HOLD
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,703 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/1/2008
Live and Let Die by alyssajoy64 reviews
Alex thinks he has finally left MI6 behind, but a madman's twisted game of hide and seek soon drags him back in. With K-Unit's lives on the line, he'll have to become more than a pawn in a plot bigger than he could have ever imagined.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,362 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Rolling in the Deep by jandc1987 reviews
After a year in America, Alex Rider is back. He heads to Germany on behalf of MI6 and runs into danger and memories.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,630 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Back in the Mix by camnstarr4eva reviews
This time it's serious. Set after Snakehead. Just when Alex thought it was all over, MI6 are after him, Scorpia are after him. And they're not the only ones. And he doesn't know why. Please review. COMPLETE!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,822 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Alex Rider and Plot Bunny Meadow by ScOrPiA pOiSoN reviews
What would happen if everyone's favorite teenage spy wandered into Plot Bunny Meadow? Read and find out! pretty plz R&R?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009
Twisting, Turning, Tumbling by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
100 Themes Challenge Yassen/Alex Style. It's an easy mission, they just need him to provide cover, he won't be in any danger... Yeah, right. As if that had ever been true before. Alex is so sick of this.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 61,116 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Operation: Bury Your Dead by MercurialInK reviews
On the run from every intelligence organization in the world, hunted by a traitor who's supposed to be dead, and caught in the middle of a civil war between the board members of Scorpia, Alex is pretty sure it doesn't get worse. Sequel to Red Crescent.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,071 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
He Died Well by BlueNeutrino reviews
Yassen Gregorovich reflects on the death of one of his targets. Oneshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Yassen G. - Complete
Paranormal Missions by DeimosPhobos reviews
Alex is sent on his strangest mission yet: Amity Park. Here he is pulled into the fight of his life, and a certain halfa's, against an enemy he never wanted as the situation turns deadly.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 106,138 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Danny F., Alex R./Cub - Complete
Lethal Arms by H.J. Bender reviews
After receiving a threatening letter from Yassen Gregorovich, Alex finds himself living in fear of being stalked; could the assassin really be out to get him? DISCONTINUED.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,037 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Like Grapefruits by kiwismakemehappy reviews
Now a series of drabbles/oneshots. Newest chapter includes streams of conscience.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
A Suicidal Hamster? by Blue Skyes101 reviews
Tom convinces Alex to sleep over one night at their school, and the two discover a shocking well, really not that shocking at all secret about their class pet. All humor, with a teeny tiny side of plot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Grim Reaper by criminalxxxmindsxxxfreak reviews
Hotch and Reid are kidnapped by a mysterious man with a grudge. He's angry at Hotch and has decided the best way to get his revenge is to make him watch as he tortures Reid... No slash. Rated M for torture, violence, language and gore.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,479 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 9/21/2010 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place by Monster Mads reviews
The world's Intelligence agencies have all heard of him – but who is he really? The ambassadors have come to the agreement that Alex Rider will be subjected to an interview in order to get a better grasp on the teenage enigma's motives. Two-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Balance Point by Val Evenstar reviews
Things are never as they seem. Alex is pulled into an adventure where enemies and friends are not what he thinks, danger and mystery abound, the past is the key to the future, and the stakes are ... well, the fate of the world of course!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,772 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Six Degrees by Batteries Sold Separately reviews
Co-authored by prone2dementia and Talionyzero. Amidst anthrax threats and cult dealings, two worlds collide. Our favorite characters - major and minor - discover that they are separated by much less than six degrees.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,310 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Harry P., Alex R./Cub
Quietly into the Night by Luciferian Principle reviews
On a mission gone wrong, Alex is thrown into a world in which he is prey in a sea of predators and solely dependent upon a certain Russian assassin. Slash. Yassen/Alex. Strong warnings, read inside. Story is illustrated. For SpyFest 2010.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,542 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Operation: Red Crescent by MercurialInK reviews
A mossad agent blamed for the theft of top-secret information. An unknown terror stalking the streets of his hometown. Another mission - diving into deep cover in a terrorist cell in Gaza - to discover the truth. Has the luck of the devil run dry at last?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,939 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Abyss of Revenge by Anne Phoenix reviews
Final part in the Blood & Fire arc. Having once again escaped Scorpia, Alex finds himself in a different sort of trouble. But if Alex is going down, he's determined on taking everyone with him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,695 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Ten and Two by prone2dementia reviews
On a school trip, Alex and Tom are caught in a three-way car chase through downtown Miami. The FBI and Brookland would both like some answers, but - much to their shock - it will be the CIA that provides them. Oneshot, for Talionyzero.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
My Teenage Spy by friend9810 reviews
After Scorpia. What if Alex was sent to Sacred Heart after getting shot? Scrubs/Alex Rider K-Unit comes later
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
No Heroes by TheUlmuri reviews
Post-assignment, Alex unwinds in a London pub, considering his career and the meaning of the one label that people assign to him most frequently: Hero. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
An Establishment by prone2dementia reviews
The world finds out the truth about Alex – not through the writings of a nosy reporter, not through the actions of a vengeful crime syndicate, not through the protests of a guilty government – but through the admission of MI6. A tale told by negations.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Not many people know the truth by smudgen2008 reviews
You all know the atory of Peter Pan, but there's a part you've never been told, Of screts and lies one that's never been sold, now I will break the tradition of an age, and tell you the tale of Hook in a cage... Prequal to peter pan.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Peter Pan, Tinkerbell
A Bad Idea by Terminal Nostalgia reviews
Its just plain unlucky for both the criminals and Alex Rider when they decide, of all the houses to burgle in England, to break into Alex's. While he's in… Or is it more then just plain old bad luck?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,715 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
The Holiday Spirit by FoxGlade reviews
It was a quiet, somewhat normal Christmas day for Yassen - a fire, a glass of wine or two and a good book. But things rarely stay quiet for Yassen, especially when a certain teenage spy is involved... Torture, language, death. No slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
The Living Dead by Firestorm2130 reviews
Alex Rider gets a phone call from Mrs. Jones one night, revealing that Yassen Gregorovich is actually still alive. Alex is sent on ann avdventure when Yassen really does drop by at his uncle's house. Takes place after 8th book, or whenever after 1st book.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Retribution by prone2dementia reviews
...One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest... The Boy-Who-Lived-to-Murder-the-Dursleys takes on Hogwarts. Dear Old Dumbles has made a dire mistake. Sequel to Retaliate, can be read as standalone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P.
The Englishman by El Reino reviews
You," Alex exclaimed. He felt like the floor was falling out underneath him. He had thought of this day, dreamt of it. But he had never expected hate to well up inside of him. It was his fault he was a slave to MI6. Stupid dead people. Some K-Unit
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,890 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 10/24/2008
I Know Saint Peter Won't Call My Name by DreamsInBlackAndWhite reviews
Yassen loves his son more than anything.So when he's taken from him, Yassen's ready to slaughter anyone who tries to keep his son from him.But he's up against opposition he never expected to see again.Because Alex Rider does not take well to being lied to
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,403 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/11/2008
It's Never Easy Being Friends by wolfhuntsmoon reviews
Alex expected that if the terrorists didn't kill him, K-unit probably would. Unintentionally, but he'd still end up Not Alive. Which was a bad place to be in his book. Trust is rare and precious, things can always change, and nothing is as it seems...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Alex R./Cub
The Notebook by Ko-pia reviews
Something unsettling is found during a routine security sweep.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Mrs. T. Jones, A. Blunt - Complete
The Test Subject by Treadstone reviews
A wizard changes his sides. But his new allies are unsure of is sincerity, and are unable to find the truth on their own, and so they turn to someone who can find out for sure
Crossover - Harry Potter & Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,892 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Finger on the Trigger by bookworm rider reviews
Alex has just defeated Scorpia’s plan to kill thousands of school children. Scorpia never forgets…and they assign Yassen to kill Alex. But what will Y do when he realizes who his target is? This is a mission that Scorpia will not forgive Yassen for failin
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,666 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009
Modern Day Scheherazades by prone2dementia reviews
After waking with a headache and no memory of the night before, Alex is told three outrageous tales, each involving irresponsible underage drinking. Who’s telling the truth – Tom and Fox, Wolf and Snake, or Eagle? Oneshot sequel to A Small World.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
A Small World by prone2dementia reviews
Wolf owes his sister a favor. Fox owes Wolf a favor. Alex owes Fox a favor. And, somehow, Alex ends up spying on Wolf's sister's daughter's boyfriend – who happens to be Tom. Confused yet? Oneshot with sequel.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Shaken, Not Stirred by Simply Shelby reviews
A hint of intrigue, a drop of angst, a dash of humour. A bit of everything, really. Shake well before opening. All my responses to The Firm's Monthly Prompt Challenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009
The Five by Crowlows19 reviews
The five people Wolf didn't really want to meet in heaven, but got to anyway. Written for The Firm's June prompt challenge. Prompt: Heaven
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Wolf - Complete
No More Vacations by FlyingLikeaPhantom reviews
Alex goes to America to visit Cat, his new girlfriend. MI6 has finally given him a day off...or have they? What happens when a person that Alex thought was gone for good comes back to kidnap him? Will he be able to escape? Or is he trapped for good?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,292 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007
The One that Got Away by Goody reviews
It was just Shawn’s luck that Eliot was spotted by the one guy on the Santa Barbara PD who frequently checked the International Most Wanted List.
Crossover - Psych & Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Shawn S., Eliot S. - Complete
Insanity In Layman's Terms by It'sTimeToDance reviews
I never have been, nor ever will be, completely there. I am just an idea half thought, and I AM NOT THERE!
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Collaboration by The Firm reviews
Alex Rider is on the run. And thirteen people are writing about it.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/28/2009
Ad Hominem by Jezza7630 reviews
The Vice-Pesident of the USA vanishes on British soil, and who better to blame than Britain? Alex must find him before WWIII erupts, with the help of someone he thought dead. Rated for some language and later violence.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 10/25/2008
The Storm Broken by Fraija reviews
Yassen experiences Stormbreaker. His past and his future finally catch up with his present. Gen.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Complete
Fallout by Secret Spy Guy reviews
AU.Skeleton Key. In the aftermath of Sarov's nuclear blast, Alex finds himself trapped in the madman's clutches, forced to watch as his country suffers. After a nearly impossible escape, he takes refuge in America and starts fighting back...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009
Mad Unavailabilty by Voca reviews
God is only for those who believe because insanity is just a manic schizophrenic term and I KNOW I’M RIGHT.
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2009
Finding Peace: DD2 by Foreverwolf reviews
Sequel to Deaths Door. Alex isn't sure what he's looking for, but with a little help, and a few hard learned lessons, maybe he'll figure out it's been there all along. WARNING: Torture in it's truest form.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,984 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 68 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Memories by It'sTimeToDance reviews
She had memories, they just didn't happen. Elizabeth at the funeral.
Donnie Darko - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
A Civil Partnership by amitai reviews
SLASH, eventual Alex/Yassen. MI6 take things a step too far with Alex, then send him to New York for his latest assignment. We all knew Alex's 'teenage rebellion' stage would be impressive. But add in Yassen Gregorovich, and the results are... explosive.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Conscience by Nylah reviews
One shot. Alex goes on a trip to France with two MI6 agents, acting as a cover. But things go awry, and he finds himself having to fill in for one of them to perform an act that will weigh heavily on his conscience...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood's Death by Lorze The Brookes reviews
Random poem. Also my first poem. Rated for content, crossover because of the Tweenies Don't ask. This is a ONESHOT, which means there will be no more chapters added. Reeeeview please!
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
Superman by Celebhiril reviews
This is a poem, from the aspect of Frank, that basically sums up the movie. Please R&R, I'd love to see what other people think of this!
Donnie Darko - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2003
Confusing Time by Nearly Indi-cent reviews
A conversation between Alice and the Cheshire cat. Not my usual cup of tea, but this one couldnt be helped.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/4/2003 - Complete
A Life of Limbo by Aubyanne M Poulter reviews
An older, experienced Donald J. Darko learns the truth of his existence when he returns to a shade of it within his own hometown -- where he never even existed in the first place.
Donnie Darko - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/1/2003
Room 101 by Ilta reviews
What exactly happens to a mind subjected to the unimaginable terror of Room 101?
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2001
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