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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

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The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party game… with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 94,173 - Reviews: 6394 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 2,289 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other by sam.the.amateur reviews
Post-BD. Renesmee's full grown and feels nothing for Jacob. Does that mean she has to be alone forever? A stranger arrives in her life who could change everything, but once her family disappears, can she piece it together before it's too late for them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 181,522 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meant to Be by Fr333bird reviews
"The first time I see Riley, my eyes lock onto him and I can't look away." Seth and Riley's lives are shattered by events beyond their control. Can they overcome the challenges they face and still be together? Slash, AU, contains wolves and vamps.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,145 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Seth, Riley - Complete
Veritas by TheProblematique reviews
Captain James T. Kirk and Lieutenant Commander Spock are hereby charged with negligence and wanton misconduct due to their emotional compromise with each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 186,080 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2761 - Favs: 4,630 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Circumstances by Savage7289 reviews
When a knight from another kingdom wins his choice of bride, he claims the handmaid instead of the princess. Isabella finds herself married and tossed into the middle of political schemes. What happens when she can't give him the one thing he must have?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,857 - Reviews: 25057 - Favs: 12,188 - Follows: 8,237 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8124 - Favs: 8,185 - Follows: 8,400 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
How to Get Your Balls Back by Missypooh reviews
The sequel to How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence. It's been nearly 2 years since we last saw engaged Bella & Edward.The proverbial honeymoon period has ended and Edward can't seem to tell Bella no-even when he should. Will they make it work? EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,098 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Portrait of A Girl by Zors reviews
Edward, smartest student at St. Bart's School for Boys, always thought he was straight. That is, until he met new student Ben Cheney. But what happens when Edward discovers that Ben is actually a girl who goes by the name of Bella Swan? AH AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,559 - Reviews: 1792 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 5/14/2009
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10172 - Favs: 6,153 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 3,263 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nymphomaniac by touttoi reviews
Nymphomania: An abnormally excessive and uncontrollable sexual desire in women. Bella makes an interesting first impression on Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,228 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Maybe I'm Falling For You by coldplaywhore reviews
Edward and Bella meet one cloudy May morning at their neighborhood coffee bar. Little do they know that they have actually been conversing for several months under assumed names. Collaboration between CPW and FLB11. M for language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 202,788 - Reviews: 6170 - Favs: 4,033 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3555 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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You Are Mine reviews
This is how I think Edward should have reacted after Bella kissed Jacob. Rated M for a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Edward, Bella
TwiBlood reviews
Bella and Edward meet in Fangtasia.Soon their little paradise is shattered as the women of Lake Claiborne turn up dead.Its up to Bella to solve this mystery and save her innocent brother. True Blood/Twilight mix
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,185 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
CrossCountry Kidnap reviews
Riley Summers get s job to kidnap Bree Hunter, who is the daughter of James Hunter CEO of Hunter Bank.As Riley and Bree drive across country to Riley's employer feelings develop. Rated M for Lemons and Language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Riley, Bree - Complete