Drippingly Sarcastic
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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2160313, Profile Updated: 12-19-11
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, and Yu Yu Hakusho.

Dec. 19.2011

My computer's been out of order for a while now, and I really don't know when it's going to get fix. So I don't know when I'm going to be posting the next chapter of Falling in Lust... Sorry!

Hello! i'm Drippingly Sarcastic!

I'm a girl, 15 years old, I love to read, I love quotes, I'm quite shy. I've been reading FF for a year now but I only got permition to get an account now (Finally!).

I'm French, but I spent four years in the US (05-09), so my stories will be in english, and I apoligize if there are mistakes. But I'm not sure when I'm going to post them because typing them up annoys me. Maybe I should start by doing them on the computer instead of handwriting them...

Thank you so much, heve-chan, for the fanart! It's for my story "Cold" and it's perfect to represent the two-shots!! http://hevechan.deviantart.com/art/Hiei-and-Botan-Cold-163369606
And she made me another one!! http://hevechan.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2sz2z5 It's for Cold too.

The Game

what is the game?
Well here is it. The Game

Rules
1) When you think of The Game, you lose The Game.
2) When you lose The Game, you announce it to those around you.

Those are the only two rules of The Game.

Game play
The first thing a new player needs to know is that when someone loses The Game (i.e. when someone thinks about The Game), game play temporarily stops for that person and for those around that person (since he must announce his game-loss aloud). The Game then restarts on a person-by-person basis when each person stops thinking about The Game. The Game never actually ends permanently.

No one wins!
No one can ever technically win The Game. It could be argued that when one is not losing The Game (i.e. when someone is not thinking about The Game), they are winning The Game, but it still holds true that no one can ever definitively win The Game.

You probably still don't understand The Game and how to play, so consider the example below.

Example
You have just learned the rules of The Game and how to play. Because you now know this, you are playing The Game, and will be playing The Game for the rest of your life. At this moment in time you are thinking about The Game, so you are losing The Game. Let's say you leave this site, start doing something else, and The Game leaves your mind. But then you start thinking about this site again and therefore you start thinking about The Game... that's a loss of The Game!

Keep in mind that it doesn't matter what makes you think of The Game. Usually it is something completely random and unrelated to The Game that all of a sudden reminds you of The Game. This is what makes it so interesting and fun! If you have a game-loss story you'd like to share, do so in the stories section at ilostthegame.org

The bottom line
Any time you aren't thinking about The Game and then start thinking about The Game, you lose The Game. It's that simple.

Good luck and happy playing!

Quotes:

I'm not a fan, I'm a ventilator.~ my sister.

I write for the same reason I breath; because if I didn't, I would die.~Isaac Asimov.

Fuck modesty, I rock!

As long as I understand myself...~my friends and I when we say something weird.

"I didn't lose my cell phone, I just can't find it"
"You're right: you didn't loose it, it ran away."~Leiloo and Thalia, two of my friends

"You look as energetic as marshmallows on a radiator"~ the security person at my school

Everybody lies~House.

"There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is -- in fact -- a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate." ~House.

The meaning of life is: bucket~ Richard, lfg

I find this constant discrimination against my kind rather offensive. It is time...for a change. I say today, to you my friends, that even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. I have a dream that one day warlocks will rise up and cast off the shackles of oppression. I have a dream that one day we will no longer be judged upon by how different we are from you. I have a dream that one day, we will be looked at and labeled simply as 'friends'. I have a dream that one day, when all this occurs, that we take the advantage of surprise and slaughter as many of you as possible. I have a dream that one day there will be no structure left standing, no man or woman left un-decapitated and no babies left un-devoured. I have a dream that none of you are spared from the horror of our rule. Free at last! You're all dead but we are free at last! ~ Richard, lfg.

I. Like. To. Kill. Things. How is that not clear by now? ~ Richard, lfg

"For Gamlon!"
"For Pony!"
"What? You can't use that as your battle cry."
"Why not? You have one."
"Mine is for nobility, honor, and a deceased yet no longer forgotten people."
"Mine's for ponies."
"That's not-"
"FOR PONIES!" ~ Cale and Richard, lfg

"We have a long road ahead of us yet, I think."
"Let's litter it with bodies!" ~ Cale and Richard, lfg

lfg is short for Looking for Group. It's an online comic and you can find it there: http://www.lfgcomic.com/

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Midnight Run by Inthemadhouse reviews
AU-AH. Alice has lived happily with her foster parents and three siblings for a long time. But what happens with Dr. Cullen gets a phone call asking him to take just one more teen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 239,947 - Reviews: 2228 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Real Life by Heve-chan reviews
(OCs) Rina sighed looking tired. "It was such a bad idea to ask Hana to come here?" she asked. "Kid, it's not too late to push her away," Shizuru said, "but once she's in, she's in. She won't have any other chance to leave. She'll be stuck with us and our problems. Think hard. And don't be selfish like I was when dragging you into our lives." Slightly Hiei/Hana later Kurama/Rina
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 118,228 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Hiei, Kurama M., OC
Danse et séduction by shinrei3 reviews
Une Hinata sombre, sensuelle et mystérieuse en boîte de nuit,ça fait des ravages.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - French - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,077 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hinata H., Itachi U.
Once a Headmaster by Sheankelor reviews
EWE, Snape lives. Snape is released from St. Mungo's and comes back to Hogwarts. He wants to help repair his home, put his life in order and pass his title to Minerva, will Hogwarts let him? No pairings. Sequel to "A Place", and a member of the Spinner's End universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,705 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Sinbad's Adventures by LiahFaile reviews
When the first dungeon appeared, many people entered but never came out...Soon it became known as the Gate of Death. But one day, to their amazement, the doors opened and a boy came out with a blue djinn carrying treasures unheard of...This is his story.
Magi/マギ - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sinbad - Complete
Speak by Armygirl0604 reviews
Meet Fang-the foster kid who just can't get a break. Meet Max-the girl who's determined to make him feel welcome in her home. Is Fang just afriad to talk or is there something wrong with him? And is Max falling in love with her foster brother? Me no own.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 32,821 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Where We Are Now by happilyinsane13 reviews
Sakuno is starting a new life in Kyoto. She has a new job, a new apartment, a new lease on life. What she didn't expect was a mix up that would give her a new roommate. Kirihara Akaya. One-Shot. KiriSaku.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2011 - R. Sakuno, Kirihara A. - Complete
Pyramid Scheme by JooseBoxx reviews
Beiste meets Ken Tanaka when he comes back to see his old team. What's strange is Puck, Finn, and Mike don't go near him, Artie has his wheelchair in between them and Tanaka and Sam just looks confused. Mentioned abuse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Puck - Complete
Looking Past Memories by EriceGen reviews
A 5 year old Naruto is chased off a playground, and ends up walking around aimlessly. He ends up in a forgotten part of Konoha, and meets a girl who changes his view of the world and the people around him.
Crossover - Naruto & Aria/アリア - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
40 Letters of a Fledgling Romance by Eternal Soldier reviews
The story of how Morgan and Reid moved from best friends to something so much more, told with the messages they sent to each other and would treasure for the rest of their lives.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/21/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Wit and Courage by BlackBelt reviews
"Kidnapping ploys, murder schemes, terrifying demons hell bent on destroying the balance of the three worlds…this is our life, monkey, welcome to it." Hiei/Oc, sequel to Will and Determination. Complete!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 413,457 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Hiei - Complete
Demonic Housing by Sokono Ryuuhi reviews
After being accused of some horrendous crime against the rest of the Rekai Tantei, Hiei is forced to flee from Japan. But where is one suppose to go when nearly everyone they know lives on the same island? A YYH XO Harry Potter. Hiei centered.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,029 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Albus D., Hiei
Those That are Lost Will Always Find You by Lila Priceless reviews
Rukongai has never been a place known for reunions. After years of searching for his lover,Iruka decides to stop looking. This is a Naruto KakaIru fic in a Bleach setting.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Side by Side by chuppa chupsz reviews
Shikahina - "You never realize that Hinata's not with you." - Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,024 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
Freak by Impending Reality reviews
Fang is captured and Erasified. Horrified by what he has become, he escapes and joins a rogue group of Erasers who call themselves the Pack. 5 years later, the Flock and the Pack cross paths. Will old flames reignite? Major FAX angst! R&R! Chapter 18 UP!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,670 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Fang, Max
Icarus by Impending Reality reviews
Iggy's not blind, Max is not the leader, and Fang is keeping secrets... want to know why? R&R! Fang/Max, Iggy/Nudge.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Max, Fang
Umbrella by Ichibiluva reviews
A rainy day brings about an astonishing development between two members of the Ryodan. Set JUST after the Chimera Ant invasion of Ryusegai.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Feitan, Shizuku - Complete
She will be Loved A Jazz and Alice story by XXSkittlesXX reviews
Tormented teenager Jasper Whitlock and his sister Rose move to Forks along with their abusive father. Alice already lives there with her adopted family, can Jasper and Alice save each other from themselves.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,065 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Imperfect Portraits by RBMIfan reviews
DeidaraxHinata serious, non-romantic. An outcast Hyuuga tries desperately to become stronger. A bored missing nin is undercover as a painter. Sometimes only an artist can see the true beauty hidden in the portrait. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,345 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Deidara, Hinata H. - Complete
Past Transactions by Essence of Soup reviews
Shikamaru died after blowing Hidan up. Now he and the zealot are reborn into HP world. How will this affect Harry and Draco?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,695 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Shikamaru N.
Hina's Lullabye by demonic blood shed666 reviews
Hiei is forced to sing a lullabye at Yukina's daughter's birthday party. And the poor fire demon just can't take the emotions anymore...not after seeing the splitting image his niece made of his mother. thanks to TouchofViolet for letting me write this
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hiei - Complete
Demon's and House by Kurama's Sister reviews
Hiei ends up in a hospital....with House taking care of him. What maddness could this cause! Don't forget the HUDDY!
Crossover - Yu Yu Hakusho & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 75 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Hiei, G. House
Reiko: Division of the Moon and Stars by candelight reviews
After being critically wounded, Hiei wakes up in a strange house, where a single mother and her little girl live...and a badly scarred heart is in for some healing.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Hiei
Dancing with the Devil by o0KittyBlue0o reviews
One-shot. Song fic.This WAS a firefly side story thingy, until firefly became plotted differently. Couples changed, story changed.Kagome is Enma's mom by a wish that created both him and Reikai.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Kagome H., Hiei - Complete
We are all psychotic weirdos by Maiumaora reviews
Zetsu argues with himself over what weird is. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Zetsu - Complete
Brothers by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Uzumaki Kushina was not the only woman the Yondaime Hokage ever loved, nor was Naruto his only child. Mild crack with hints of SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Deidara, Naruto U. - Complete
GHOST by biiiiiiiiiiiiirdman reviews
HieixBotan. What started a simple mission turns into something much more complex than they could have fathomed. Lies, Betrayal, Blood, and clashing ideals and dreams will tear their worlds apart. Not to mention, a bizarre disease is slowly killing Hiei.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008
Someone Who Cares by frozentears10 reviews
okay this is my first DracoGinny fic! Draco sits alone in the astronomy towers upset about going home for Christmas...Ginny wants to know why. One shot Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Infinity by Antifishestablishmentarianist reviews
A Team Eight fic. Rated T because I can. 'Team Eight was not chosen because they fit together… they were chosen because they fit with no one else.' HinataKibaShino Team. Hints of KurenaixAsuma, nongraphic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Koiishi by madmiko reviews
IYYYH crossover. White Day oneshot sequel to Koibito. HieiKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Complete
Koibito by madmiko reviews
IYYYH crossover. Oneshot. Just a sweet little Valentine's story, with a White Day sequel coming. HieiKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Walk in Your Shoes by MystiKoorime reviews
If you think ferrying souls is just a walk in the breeze then why don't you try it for a day? Botan challenged. Who thought the Koorime would actually take her up on that offer?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Hiei, Botan - Complete
Revealing by kikofreako reviews
The jacket is there to hide much more than his body and the sunglasses more than his eyes. Maybe Hinata can help him to peel back the layers. [shinohinata]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Witchcraft and Demons by Neukar reviews
Yes another Witchcraft and... from me. Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama get sent to Hogwarts. Kurama has a nasty surprise waiting for him, and what are the consequences when Hiei blows up Snape's Dungeon? Ratings for later on. Ch. 10, up!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,588 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005
Thoughts of a Solitary Shadow by Reikachan14 reviews
Botan and the others find Hiei's journal. They also find the sad tale of Hiei and a very sick little girl whose courage and innocence helped bring out the compassion buried deep within him.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 7/23/2003
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Falling in Lust reviews
She was attacked, and then she was kidnapped. Only two questions remain: why? And will the team be able to help her? She could only hope, waiting in a cage with golden bars...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Botan, Hiei
This is reviews
They didn't know the title of the song, and they didn't care. All that mattered was their two bodies moving to the beat. One-shot
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Botan, Hiei
Never Forget reviews
Botan takes the week off and locks herself in her room for no apparent reason. There's only one person that can reach and help her. HxB one-shot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Botan, Hiei - Complete
Sense of time reviews
When she was waiting for him, she lost track of Time. When he was with her, Time just stopped. HieixBotan fluff
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Botan, Hiei - Complete
Cold reviews
Botan finds herself alone surrounded with snow. She falls and can't get up. Death is certain... He's trying to get to her, but she's so far away... two-shot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Botan, Hiei - Complete
Screams and Silence reviews
Nudge is said to be a bubbly, chatty girl. But that's only on the outside. This is the reason why Nudge talks so much.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Nudge - Complete