Author has written 4 stories for Code Geass, Harry Potter, Death Note, and Nabari no Ō.
im not making any money off these but i'd really like to because im always broke. but talent doesn't drop from the sky and im too lazy to cultivate my tiny nugget. thank.
you can call me helen if you want
im like 22
HERE! just click it lol. [ok might be scary im trigger warning. there's no audio or movement, just an image]
HERE! this is my blog and all i do on it is bitch about my life.
HERE! this is my twitter where you can boost my ego by following me.
please start googling and stop typing what you think something means. use the internet for good things. like preventing my eyes from burning at your atrocious writing.
willing to beta anything because im so altruistic and shit
i really just want to rid the world of bad writing and b-b-b-baka it's not like im doing it for your sake
i don't write much these days because im busy
but i read lots and lots and lots so please send me things to read
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."
pls be my friend