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Joined 11-28-09, id: 2160449, Profile Updated: 02-21-11
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Bones.

Hey guys :D Just thought it's been a while since I did up this profile, so lets fix a few things ;)

I have indeed written a couple of stories, so it would be epic if you checked them out, yeno?

I've also added my facebook profile as my 'homepage' (that little button above my picture) so add me if you want, just make sure you let me know who you are, I'm not loving stalkers so much these days,

Im away for now,

FailCullen!x

Team Edward or Team Jacob you ask?

Pft! Naw, Am a Team Carleth girl x

List twelve characters from only your favorite book in no order.

1. Carlisle

2. Bella

3.Renesmee

4. Edward

5. Emmett

6. Seth

7. Alice

8. Charlie

9. Jasper

10. Esme

11. Rosalie

12. Tanya

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Charlie and Tanya? what the hell?!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Um yeah, Jaspers really cool, ive read a few

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Bella and Seth? Pft, naw, seth is mines.

6. Five/Nine TOGETHER or Five/Ten? Why?

Emmett & Esme or Emmett and Jasper D:

7. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Esme and Renesmee? um, well, Renesmee tries to kill Esme because she is secretly in love with Carlisle, arent we all?

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Carlisle and Charlie? eww. . . . . . Lol

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Alice and Tanya. . . . . Hm... well, Alice annoys Tanya concerning Fasoin sense?

10. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Um. . . .i honestly dont know :S

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

"WARNING: Carlisle is too gorgeous, So is Seth and Tanya is a pointless weirdo

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Emmett? um. . . . . This morning

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).”

Carlisle and Alice are in a happy relationship until Alice runs off with Edward. Carlisle, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rosalie and a brief unhappy affair with Tanya, then follows the wise advice of Emmett and finds true love with Renesmee. HA! lol, that was fun

Well, aren't I a smart cookie? i actually started a fanfic!! come on. tell me how awesome i am!

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Copy Paste this if you think of someone when you read it

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, cool-gal95, xo.Future.Cullen.ox, MsBookWorm7, Failcullen xox

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Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

I used to be normal, but then i got a life.

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New Day by Ione-Sama reviews
Two years after Breaking Dawn; When he returns home, Jacob sees Renessmee, who was just a girl when he left but is now a young woman who holds his greatest passions and Desires. The two meet, but will it turn dangerous when sparks fly? Will she accept or reject the imprint?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,605 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Eternally Mine by CullenCrazy1918 reviews
*Sequal to My One and Only* For Ness, everything's going good. She's got the most amazing guy by her side, a best friend, and everyone she loves is happy. But how long will everything last before it goes downhill again? There's always some drama in Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,359 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
When You're Gone by rippingbutterflywings reviews
What happens to Alex after the ending of Delirium? Read it and find out. One-shot. :
Delirium, Lauren Oliver - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Alex S., Lena H. - Complete
Everlasting Sunset by Kathward4769 reviews
Nothing anyone could say would make me feel whole again. "Nessie, I-" He took another deep breath. "I imprinted on you." Well, nothing, except that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,602 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
I Knew It Was Going To Happen Some Day by itstwilighttime reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon and kept his promise- he never returned, but unknowinly to Edward, he didnt realise that she was carrying his baby daughter. 5 years on Renesmee wants a daddy, things look up, but a lifechanging event occurs.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,855 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
My One and Only by CullenCrazy1918 reviews
Renesmee is growing up; she's going down many paths and making many decisions, but will she find the path with her soul mate on it? Or does she believe she must keep her feelings for Jake buried for the sake of their friendship?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 88 - Words: 197,277 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Why Lovers Can Never Compete by Mackenzie L reviews
There was something undeniably romantic about opposing one's lover in a game of chess. They were unrelenting in this small-scale battle, both desiring to emerge the victor...but only one would win. Two-shot. Written for MelissaMargaret.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,939 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Best Thing by JacobBlackMoon reviews
"You're sexy, Jake."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
The Wrong Imprinting by AngelusSe reviews
Alec relunctuantly visits the Cullens every 3 years. Unaware of Jacob's imprinting Nessie and Alec fall in love. But when Nessie realises the truth will she stay with the vampire she truly loves or her best friend the werewolf? Jacob/Nessie/Alec Story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,073 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie
Second Chances by Cheriana reviews
"Fine. So just leave me here in the woods by myself. You're good at that." If you ever thought Bella trusted Edward again WAY too easily after NM, or that Jacob just gave her up too easily, this is the story for you. Some J/B, but E/B eventually
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,192 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Created for Greater Things by rentchica10 reviews
A one-shot that could continue about what Angela and Hodgins do and how their lives are after what happens in "The Witch in the Wardrobe." Spoilers for that ep, obviously - don't read if you haven't seen it. Strong T, rating might change if I continue it.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - J. Hodgins, Angela M.
Now and Forever by chloemai reviews
Renesmee is growing up, but its not going to go smoothly. How will she deal with her new found feelings for Jake? Will she give in to them, or turn her back on them- and Jake? First fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,175 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Temptations by Pandora97 reviews
Renesmee has started to mature into a young women.What happens when Jacob becomes attracted a little too early? Meanwhile what's the outcome of a night of fun for Leah and you'll never guess who not Sam Also Seth is in for a ride when he imprints!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,515 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Nessie's Life by russetfurbr reviews
Nessie's life after rejecting Jake's imprinting. A human marriage, a broken heart and true love. Warning: Character's death. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,557 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Long Time Waiting by Mandi1 reviews
There had to be a sacrifice. And she could see that they would be okay. For a time. A&J, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,219 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Alice, Jasper
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Forgotten Past, Unfolding Future reviews
'Aro's eyes narrowed."She is absolutely unique. Her future can only be guessed at."' What if Alice hadn't found Nahuel in Breaking Dawn? What would the Volturi have done without proof that Renesmee wouldn't turn into a monster? Alternate ending to BD!x
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,920 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Hiding My Heart reviews
Renesmee has a feeling that something is wrong. Either that, or it's right. She can't tell. But she knows what Jake will think. Maybe she's just being paranoid, but what will really happen to Jake and Renesmee's relationship if she isn't imagining this?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Reunited reviews
My version of what will happen when Booth and Bones meet again after a year apart
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
The New Cullen reviews
story set in forks 2 months after BD. a new vampire joins the Cullen family, but one of the cullens already knew her as a human. what will happen? And who is the misterious vampire Bella meets in the forest? What is she hiding?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,960 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete